1 00:00:00,356 --> 00:00:00,356 Ppened last: Will's old rival, bryan ryan 2 00:00:00,356 --> 00:00:00,356 Tried to cancel the club. You're done here. 3 00:00:00,356 --> 00:00:00,356 Then he was really into it. 4 00:00:00,356 --> 00:00:00,356 - *** - Then he tried to cancel it again. 5 00:00:00,356 --> 00:00:00,356 You think you're helping these kids 6 00:00:00,356 --> 00:00:00,356 when all you're doing is setting them up to be jaded and bitter. 7 00:00:13,776 --> 00:00:16,077 Finn's mom's dating Kurt's dad, which was totally part of 8 00:00:16,146 --> 00:00:17,480 Kurt's plan to get closer to Finn, 9 00:00:18,983 --> 00:00:19,816 When will you learn that nothing is impossible 10 00:00:19,885 --> 00:00:22,787 when it comes to love? Artie told Tina 11 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,024 what his greatest dream was, then realized 12 00:00:24,091 --> 00:00:25,258 that not every dream is achievable. 13 00:00:25,327 --> 00:00:26,327 Is that even a word-- achievable? 14 00:00:26,396 --> 00:00:28,897 Achievatate? Achievalize? 15 00:00:28,966 --> 00:00:30,433 Okay, you just said, like, ten offensive things. 16 00:00:30,502 --> 00:00:32,636 Jessie pushed Rachel to find out who her mom was, 17 00:00:32,705 --> 00:00:33,972 and it turns out it's Shelby Corcoran, 18 00:00:34,041 --> 00:00:35,975 the coach of Vocal Adrenaline. I want a look that's so optimistic, 19 00:00:36,044 --> 00:00:38,512 it could cure cancer. Geez. And that's 20 00:00:38,581 --> 00:00:40,497 what you missed on Glee. 21 00:00:46,060 --> 00:00:47,894 Am I in trouble? 22 00:00:47,963 --> 00:00:50,564 Come on. You've got more self-esteem than that. 23 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,300 I think this might have something to do with 24 00:00:52,369 --> 00:00:53,336 your perfect attendance last semester. 25 00:00:53,404 --> 00:00:56,039 No. Miss Cohen-Chang is in trouble. 26 00:00:56,108 --> 00:00:58,509 It has come to my attention that the look you sport 27 00:00:58,579 --> 00:01:02,248 is what is known as goth. American teens are coming down 28 00:01:02,318 --> 00:01:04,920 with a serious case of Twilight fever, 29 00:01:04,989 --> 00:01:07,023 transformed from normal children 30 00:01:07,092 --> 00:01:09,760 into vampires obsessed with the occult. 31 00:01:09,830 --> 00:01:12,565 And only yesterday, this dark specter reared its head 32 00:01:12,634 --> 00:01:14,768 at McKinley High. 33 00:01:17,108 --> 00:01:19,909 This is totally going to get Robert Pattinson's attention. 34 00:01:19,979 --> 00:01:20,946 [hissing] 35 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:22,614 Oh, hey. [girls roaring] 36 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:26,152 [all screaming] Oh, dear God! 37 00:01:26,222 --> 00:01:29,224 I don't mean to state the obvious, 38 00:01:29,293 --> 00:01:31,161 but you do know that vampires aren't real, right? 39 00:01:31,230 --> 00:01:33,398 They don't exist. 40 00:01:33,466 --> 00:01:35,734 William, denial will not make this problem go away! 41 00:01:35,803 --> 00:01:37,904 My parents won't even let me watch Twilight. 42 00:01:37,974 --> 00:01:39,941 My mom says she thinks Kristin Stewart seems like a bitch. 43 00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:41,844 This is a serious problem! 44 00:01:41,913 --> 00:01:43,580 Miss Cohen-Chang, you've got to find yourself 45 00:01:43,649 --> 00:01:46,284 another style of dress! Hold on a second. 46 00:01:46,353 --> 00:01:47,553 Tina is shy, 47 00:01:47,622 --> 00:01:49,389 and one way she's found to express herself 48 00:01:49,458 --> 00:01:50,725 is through her clothes. 49 00:01:50,794 --> 00:01:52,561 High school is an incredibly important time 50 00:01:52,630 --> 00:01:54,998 when kids get to explore who they are. 51 00:01:55,067 --> 00:01:57,668 When I was in high school, I had a whole year where I dressed 52 00:01:57,738 --> 00:01:59,405 exactly like Kurt Cobain. I mean, come on. 53 00:01:59,474 --> 00:02:01,408 There has to be someone who you used to dress like. 54 00:02:01,477 --> 00:02:03,845 Yes. For several years in my early 20s, 55 00:02:03,914 --> 00:02:06,949 I dressed up as Elvis. But he was a Christian, Will! 56 00:02:07,019 --> 00:02:11,789 And he did not possess the ability to transform into a bat! 57 00:02:11,860 --> 00:02:13,260 [whispers]: I think he thinks vampires are real. 58 00:02:13,328 --> 00:02:14,261 I think you're right. 59 00:02:14,330 --> 00:02:18,100 Studies have shown that a strict dress code fosters 60 00:02:18,169 --> 00:02:20,437 a safe and stable learning environment 61 00:02:20,506 --> 00:02:23,374 with fewer instances of gang violence and vampirism. 62 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:25,946 So, if I see you dressed in lacy demon clothes again, 63 00:02:26,014 --> 00:02:27,515 Tina Cohen-Chang, [pounds desk] 64 00:02:27,584 --> 00:02:29,485 You will be suspended! 65 00:02:34,394 --> 00:02:37,730 Step. Couple more. 66 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,467 Is there a car down here from me? 67 00:02:39,536 --> 00:02:41,203 Honey, we're indoors. 68 00:02:41,272 --> 00:02:42,372 Oh. Okay. 69 00:02:42,441 --> 00:02:43,941 And open your eyes. 70 00:02:47,414 --> 00:02:51,017 Sparkling cider? Yeah. 71 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:54,891 "Welcome home"? But who went somewhere? 72 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:58,563 Burt asked us to move in with them. And this is how you're telling me? 73 00:02:59,767 --> 00:03:01,635 The party is my idea. 74 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:03,771 If you're gonna say something, say it loud, right? 75 00:03:03,841 --> 00:03:06,276 BURT: Yeah. It's gonna take some getting used to, but trust me, 76 00:03:06,344 --> 00:03:07,578 you're gonna love it, okay? 77 00:03:07,647 --> 00:03:09,314 Now you don't have to drag your tail over here 78 00:03:09,383 --> 00:03:11,617 every time you want to watch something on the old 55-incher. 79 00:03:11,686 --> 00:03:14,054 We got a lot of food-- some ethnic food. It's some ethnicity 80 00:03:14,123 --> 00:03:16,291 that's not ours. Tuna crudités. Tuna crudités. It's not ethnic. 81 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,627 Here you go. 82 00:03:17,695 --> 00:03:18,962 CAROLE: Finn, this house is twice as big 83 00:03:19,031 --> 00:03:20,264 as ours. It has two bathrooms. 84 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:21,600 Two and a half. 85 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:24,103 I don't want an extra bathroom or a tuna crude. 86 00:03:24,172 --> 00:03:25,706 I just want my house back. 87 00:03:25,775 --> 00:03:28,310 I think I know what this resistance is about. 88 00:03:28,378 --> 00:03:30,079 Our room. And I couldn't agree more. 89 00:03:30,148 --> 00:03:33,150 The palate in here is totally unflattering to your skin tone. 90 00:03:33,220 --> 00:03:34,620 Not everyone can pull off Dior gray. 91 00:03:35,824 --> 00:03:38,359 We need to redecorate. Wait, we're sharing a room? 92 00:03:38,428 --> 00:03:39,995 I'm not cool with that! 93 00:03:40,064 --> 00:03:41,130 CAROLE: Baby, I know it's weird, okay? 94 00:03:41,199 --> 00:03:43,868 But can't be much of a surprise. 95 00:03:43,936 --> 00:03:46,304 And, in time, you're gonna be as happy as I am. 96 00:03:46,373 --> 00:03:47,840 Yeah, look, I'll knock out a wall upstairs, 97 00:03:47,909 --> 00:03:48,976 I'll put an addition on, okay? 98 00:03:49,044 --> 00:03:50,211 But-but until then, maybe this will 99 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:51,347 grease the wheels a bit, huh? 100 00:03:51,414 --> 00:03:52,414 Oh. Hey. 101 00:03:52,483 --> 00:03:54,851 Look, that's 300. Oh, my... Have at it. 102 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:55,753 You redecorate this place. 103 00:03:55,822 --> 00:03:57,122 Don't worry, roomie. 104 00:03:57,190 --> 00:03:59,591 Mr. Ikea Catalog and I will have this all figured out. 105 00:03:59,661 --> 00:04:00,995 I am going to 106 00:04:01,063 --> 00:04:02,697 put together a palate that expresses 107 00:04:02,766 --> 00:04:04,634 who you are and who I want you to be. 108 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:07,404 Who you want to be. Hey, what night's game night? 109 00:04:07,473 --> 00:04:09,540 You play Sorry? 110 00:04:09,609 --> 00:04:10,809 You know... He will now. [chuckles] 111 00:04:10,878 --> 00:04:11,678 I will... [singsongy]: Sorry. 112 00:04:11,747 --> 00:04:13,981 I will beat you. It's so weird. 113 00:04:14,050 --> 00:04:15,584 This so isn't you. 114 00:04:15,653 --> 00:04:17,487 I feel like an Asian Branch Davidian. 115 00:04:17,555 --> 00:04:19,156 Tina, are there any other looks you can try? 116 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:20,759 Biker chick? Cowgirl? 117 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,428 Hood rat. Computer programmer. 118 00:04:22,497 --> 00:04:24,965 Cross-country skier. Catholic schoolgirl. 119 00:04:25,034 --> 00:04:27,168 Happy Meal, no onions. Or a chicken. 120 00:04:27,237 --> 00:04:30,839 Look, I appreciate it, guys, but it just isn't me. 121 00:04:30,909 --> 00:04:32,443 I know who I am, and I'm not 122 00:04:32,512 --> 00:04:33,946 allowed to show it. It's like communism. 123 00:04:34,014 --> 00:04:35,448 Guys, we have a serious problem. 124 00:04:35,517 --> 00:04:36,984 You know how I've been doing 125 00:04:37,053 --> 00:04:38,353 some deep background on Vocal Adrenaline? 126 00:04:38,422 --> 00:04:40,623 Isn't that against the rules? No, not at all. 127 00:04:40,692 --> 00:04:42,159 Or probably. Whatever! 128 00:04:42,227 --> 00:04:44,128 Anyway, what I figured out; I rooted through the Dumpsters 129 00:04:44,197 --> 00:04:45,965 behind the Carmel auditorium and I found 130 00:04:46,033 --> 00:04:48,101 18 empty boxes of Christmas lights. 131 00:04:48,170 --> 00:04:49,170 Oh, no. 132 00:04:49,238 --> 00:04:50,772 Which led me to Joelle Fabrics. 133 00:04:50,841 --> 00:04:52,442 I asked them about red Chantilly lace. 134 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:54,711 They were sold out. Oh, sweet Jesus. 135 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:56,715 Oh, my. Wait, what? 136 00:04:56,783 --> 00:04:58,451 - They're doing Gaga. - That's it. It's over. 137 00:04:58,519 --> 00:05:00,554 Exactly. We should have guessed it. 138 00:05:00,622 --> 00:05:01,956 They're going for full-out theatricality. 139 00:05:02,025 --> 00:05:04,093 They know it's the easiest way to beat us. Damn them. 140 00:05:04,161 --> 00:05:05,495 What's up with this Gaga dude? 141 00:05:05,564 --> 00:05:07,465 He just, like, dresses weird, right? Like Bowie? 142 00:05:07,533 --> 00:05:09,134 [scoffs] Lady Gaga is a woman. 143 00:05:09,203 --> 00:05:10,503 She's only the biggest pop act 144 00:05:10,572 --> 00:05:12,072 to come along in decades. She's boundary-pushing, 145 00:05:12,140 --> 00:05:13,540 the most theatrical performer of our generation. 146 00:05:13,609 --> 00:05:14,976 And she changes her look 147 00:05:15,045 --> 00:05:16,178 faster than Brit changes sexual partners. 148 00:05:16,247 --> 00:05:17,114 That's true. 149 00:05:17,181 --> 00:05:18,281 ARTIE: It makes sense that 150 00:05:18,350 --> 00:05:19,550 Vocal Adrenaline would pay homage. 151 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:21,053 It's a brilliant move. She's a perfect fit 152 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:22,921 for them. Hold on a second. 153 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,824 We might be able to kill two birds with one stone here. 154 00:05:24,894 --> 00:05:26,194 We can help Tina 155 00:05:26,262 --> 00:05:27,429 find a new look and nd 156 00:05:27,498 --> 00:05:28,498 a competitive number for regionals. 157 00:05:29,567 --> 00:05:31,568 This week, your assignment: 158 00:05:31,637 --> 00:05:33,171 Gaga. 159 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:34,707 [gasping, murmuring] RACHEL: Pens, we need pens. 160 00:05:34,776 --> 00:05:36,610 My ideas just come to me. Uh, my office. 161 00:05:36,678 --> 00:05:37,645 Right there. I'm brainstorming. It's coming. 162 00:05:39,116 --> 00:05:40,417 And claw, claw, uh, clap, clap. 163 00:05:40,484 --> 00:05:42,619 And five, six, seven, eight. 164 00:05:42,688 --> 00:05:45,424 One, two, three, four... Think they can see us? 165 00:05:45,492 --> 00:05:46,292 [whispering]: If they catch us, 166 00:05:46,361 --> 00:05:47,761 are we gonna have to go to jail? 167 00:05:47,829 --> 00:05:49,296 Stealing their ideas is not a crime. 168 00:05:49,365 --> 00:05:51,232 SHELBY: ...six, seven, eight. And one, two... 169 00:05:51,301 --> 00:05:52,668 Your shoes are making noise. 170 00:05:52,737 --> 00:05:54,805 ...and five, six, seven, eight. 171 00:05:54,873 --> 00:05:57,375 And one, two, three, four, five, six and seven... 172 00:05:57,445 --> 00:05:59,979 They look amazing. Claw, claw, uh, clap, clap. 173 00:06:00,048 --> 00:06:02,750 And five, six-- uh, uh... Okay, okay, okay, just... 174 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:04,053 enough. 175 00:06:04,122 --> 00:06:05,289 You guys aren't getting it. 176 00:06:05,356 --> 00:06:07,191 Your letting the costumes do all the work. 177 00:06:07,259 --> 00:06:10,095 Theatricality isn't about crazy outfits. 178 00:06:10,164 --> 00:06:11,932 It's not enough to douse yourselves with gasoline. 179 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,635 You have to light yourselves on fire to make it work. 180 00:06:14,704 --> 00:06:17,005 God, she's good. But being theatrical 181 00:06:17,075 --> 00:06:20,978 doesn't mean you have to be a nuclear explosion. 182 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:26,752 It can be like, like a quiet storm. You just have to radiate emotion, 183 00:06:26,823 --> 00:06:29,358 express what's deep inside you. 184 00:06:29,428 --> 00:06:33,164 That's what theatricality is truly about. 185 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:38,372 Do I have to demonstrate? "Funny Girl," E flat. 186 00:06:38,442 --> 00:06:39,342 # Barbra Streisand's "Funny Girl" # 187 00:06:39,409 --> 00:06:41,944 Exactly what I would have done: Barbra. 188 00:06:42,014 --> 00:06:44,149 I could do it in my sleep. 189 00:06:50,393 --> 00:06:53,962 - * Funny - * 190 00:06:54,032 --> 00:06:56,167 - * Did you hear that? - * 191 00:06:58,406 --> 00:07:01,341 - * Funny - * 192 00:07:03,581 --> 00:07:09,452 - * Yeah, the guy said, "Honey - * 193 00:07:09,523 --> 00:07:16,529 - * You're a funny girl" - * 194 00:07:16,601 --> 00:07:18,135 - * That's me - * 195 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:24,175 - * I just keep them in stitches - * 196 00:07:26,450 --> 00:07:29,686 - * Doubled in half - * 197 00:07:29,754 --> 00:07:33,591 - * And though I may be - * 198 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:38,498 - * All wrong for the guy - * 199 00:07:38,568 --> 00:07:41,971 - * I'm good for a laugh - * 200 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:48,713 - * I guess it's not funny - * 201 00:07:48,784 --> 00:07:51,553 - * Life is far from sunny - * 202 00:07:51,623 --> 00:07:54,691 - Where are you going? - Get back here. 203 00:07:54,760 --> 00:08:00,598 - * When the laugh is over - * 204 00:08:00,670 --> 00:08:07,776 - * And the joke's on you - * 205 00:08:07,848 --> 00:08:11,317 - * A girl ought to have - * 206 00:08:11,387 --> 00:08:14,088 - * A sense of humor - * 207 00:08:14,157 --> 00:08:17,459 - * That's one thing - * 208 00:08:17,529 --> 00:08:21,732 - * You really need for sure - * 209 00:08:21,803 --> 00:08:30,411 - * When you're a funny girl - * 210 00:08:30,482 --> 00:08:37,055 - * The fella said "a funny girl" - * 211 00:08:40,131 --> 00:08:42,199 - * Funny - * 212 00:08:42,268 --> 00:08:49,841 - * How it ain't so funny - * 213 00:08:52,217 --> 00:08:59,323 - * Funny girl. - * 214 00:09:05,204 --> 00:09:07,009 Ms. Corcoran? 215 00:09:13,406 --> 00:09:19,016 I'm Rachel Berry, I'm your daughter. 216 00:09:25,533 --> 00:09:29,736 Did you ever regret it? Yes. 217 00:09:29,807 --> 00:09:34,177 Then no. Then so much. 218 00:09:34,247 --> 00:09:38,683 W-When did you realize it was the right time for me to find you? 219 00:09:38,754 --> 00:09:39,687 [chuckles] 220 00:09:39,755 --> 00:09:43,258 I saw you sing at sectionals. You were extraordinary. 221 00:09:43,327 --> 00:09:44,527 You were me. 222 00:09:44,596 --> 00:09:46,631 [chuckles] 223 00:09:46,699 --> 00:09:49,368 Was it hard for you to not become a star? 224 00:09:49,437 --> 00:09:57,344 To not have your dreams come true? It felt like a broken promise. 225 00:09:57,416 --> 00:10:01,653 Like the Fisher King's wound-- never heals. 226 00:10:01,722 --> 00:10:05,258 Wow. Genetics really are amazing. 227 00:10:05,328 --> 00:10:08,764 You see the world with the same fierce theatricality as I do. 228 00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:11,235 Even the way we're sitting right now is so dramatic, 229 00:10:11,305 --> 00:10:13,105 and yet we feel so comfortable with it. 230 00:10:13,174 --> 00:10:23,817 I've missed so much. How do you feel? 231 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,158 Thirsty. 232 00:10:27,430 --> 00:10:30,765 When I was little and I used to get sad, 233 00:10:30,835 --> 00:10:32,769 my dads would bring me a glass of water. 234 00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:37,209 It got so I couldn't tell if I was sad 235 00:10:37,278 --> 00:10:39,646 or just thirsty. 236 00:10:49,964 --> 00:10:51,131 I shouldn't have done this. 237 00:10:55,439 --> 00:10:57,807 This was supposed to feel good. 238 00:10:57,877 --> 00:10:59,978 W-We were supposed to have some kind of 239 00:11:00,047 --> 00:11:03,182 slow-motion run into each other's arms. 240 00:11:03,252 --> 00:11:04,552 This is all wrong. 241 00:11:04,621 --> 00:11:06,722 Maybe we can just go to dinner or something 242 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,191 just to get over the initial shock. 243 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:15,869 I'm so sorry, Rachel. 244 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:21,110 Uh... I'll... I'll call you. 245 00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:36,568 Oh, hey, Finn, come on in. 246 00:11:36,638 --> 00:11:38,605 I'm learning all this amazing stuff about Lady Gaga. 247 00:11:38,674 --> 00:11:41,342 She's got this thing called the "Haus of Gaga," which is 248 00:11:41,411 --> 00:11:43,412 like, this collective of artists and designers 249 00:11:43,481 --> 00:11:44,648 who collaborate on, on her styles 250 00:11:44,716 --> 00:11:45,850 and stage sets and her music. 251 00:11:45,919 --> 00:11:47,419 I think it's an exciting model 252 00:11:47,488 --> 00:11:49,923 for what we could be doing in Glee Club. 253 00:11:49,991 --> 00:11:51,926 Yeah, that's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about. 254 00:11:51,994 --> 00:11:53,995 I don't want to do Lady Gaga. 255 00:11:54,064 --> 00:11:57,200 And I suspect that... with the exception of Kurt... 256 00:11:57,269 --> 00:11:59,170 that none of the other guys are gonna want to do it either. 257 00:11:59,239 --> 00:12:03,676 I just feel like we're always doing whatever the girls want us to do. 258 00:12:03,746 --> 00:12:06,748 Yeah. [Will] Yeah, you're right. 259 00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:10,621 Maybe I haven't been listening to you guys hard enough. 260 00:12:12,627 --> 00:12:15,329 So let's find a solution. 261 00:12:15,397 --> 00:12:19,067 Well, I, uh, I actually already have one. 262 00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:20,804 You're wrong. 263 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:22,607 It's a really good name. It's a rock star name. 264 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,776 You want to name our daughter "Jack Daniels"? 265 00:12:24,846 --> 00:12:25,946 She's a girl! 266 00:12:26,014 --> 00:12:27,815 Okay, fine, whatever. Jackie Daniels. 267 00:12:27,884 --> 00:12:30,252 The name is not the point. I told you this. 268 00:12:30,321 --> 00:12:31,355 I'm giving up the baby 269 00:12:31,422 --> 00:12:33,056 so I don't have to do this with you. 270 00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:34,526 This is good for you. 271 00:12:34,594 --> 00:12:38,397 Now you can go off and be a rock star yourself. 272 00:12:41,038 --> 00:12:43,006 I love wearing champagne bubbles! 273 00:12:43,074 --> 00:12:45,209 I get to express a whole different side of myself! 274 00:12:45,278 --> 00:12:46,778 Because even though I'm painfully shy 275 00:12:46,847 --> 00:12:48,548 and obsessed with death, I'm a really effervescent person. 276 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,520 Excuse me! Were you dropped on your heads?! 277 00:12:52,589 --> 00:12:54,924 What was that? I think you heard me. 278 00:12:56,261 --> 00:12:57,828 I'm just saying. 279 00:12:57,897 --> 00:12:59,998 Pick on me-- that's fine-- but don't throw around a girl. 280 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:01,367 Well, you know, lately, 281 00:13:01,436 --> 00:13:03,237 we haven't been able to tell the difference. 282 00:13:03,306 --> 00:13:06,341 We're not gaga for Gaga. You dress all freaky, 283 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:07,945 and then you rub it in everybody's faces. 284 00:13:08,013 --> 00:13:09,948 I don't want to look at it all day! 285 00:13:10,016 --> 00:13:12,851 It's weird. It makes my eyes tired. 286 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,821 If you want to switch it up a bit, 287 00:13:14,890 --> 00:13:16,090 just go from Gap to Banana Republic. 288 00:13:16,159 --> 00:13:18,694 It's called being theatrical. We're showing off who you are. 289 00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:21,332 It's the same thing you do when you go to school 290 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,667 with your football uniforms on. 291 00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:24,003 You're expressing yourself, and we have every right 292 00:13:24,072 --> 00:13:25,405 to do the same. Well, you know what? 293 00:13:25,473 --> 00:13:27,007 The next time you want to express yourself 294 00:13:27,076 --> 00:13:29,244 a little like a circus freak, don't be shocked when my fist 295 00:13:29,313 --> 00:13:32,048 feels like expressing itself against your chin! 296 00:13:32,117 --> 00:13:33,117 Okay? 297 00:13:33,186 --> 00:13:36,221 Knock that crazy fool crepe-paper nonsense offa you. 298 00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:38,658 Let's go. Yeah, you don't want to be late for 299 00:13:38,728 --> 00:13:40,462 your appointment at Supercuts! 300 00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:42,431 Watch your mouth, homo! 301 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:45,335 And you know what, fancy? You don't need 302 00:13:45,405 --> 00:13:48,040 an appointment at Supercuts. They love walk-ins. 303 00:13:48,109 --> 00:13:52,979 - [both chortle] - [school bell rings] 304 00:13:53,050 --> 00:13:56,653 Little monsters, take a bow. [Will laughs, applause] 305 00:13:56,722 --> 00:13:59,758 All right! Ladies, Kurt, I am really, really impressed. 306 00:13:59,827 --> 00:14:02,529 Sientete. You know, you know what the best part is? 307 00:14:02,598 --> 00:14:04,565 Each one of those costumes shows off a different aspect 308 00:14:04,634 --> 00:14:07,269 of your personalities. Wait. Where's Rachel? 309 00:14:07,339 --> 00:14:08,739 I mean, I only noticed because, like, 310 00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:10,108 five minutes have gone by 311 00:14:10,176 --> 00:14:11,643 without her saying something totally obnoxious. 312 00:14:11,712 --> 00:14:14,914 Rachel kinda got some intense news yesterday. 313 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,985 We were spying on Vocal Adrenaline, and... 314 00:14:17,054 --> 00:14:19,021 You guys, that's not fair! You gotta stop doing that. 315 00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:23,461 But, uh, you know, what, what'd you find out? 316 00:14:23,531 --> 00:14:27,434 - Okay, y'all ready? - Miss Corcoran, their coach? 317 00:14:27,503 --> 00:14:30,238 She's Richel's mom. Are you serious? 318 00:14:30,308 --> 00:14:32,976 Way to bury the lead, Mercedes. 319 00:14:33,045 --> 00:14:34,579 PUCK: We're screwed. 320 00:14:34,648 --> 00:14:36,782 Rachel's gonna jump ship over to Vocal Adrenaline. Never. 321 00:14:36,851 --> 00:14:38,885 I really don't want to talk about it, though. 322 00:14:38,955 --> 00:14:40,389 I'm still processing the news. 323 00:14:40,457 --> 00:14:42,658 And my dads are moving my therapist to our spare room 324 00:14:42,728 --> 00:14:43,994 later this afternoon. 325 00:14:44,062 --> 00:14:46,864 All I can know is that I'm not going anywhere, 326 00:14:46,934 --> 00:14:48,468 and I've chosen a Lady Gaga look 327 00:14:48,536 --> 00:14:49,903 that expresses the longing for a childhood 328 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,206 I was deprived of. 329 00:14:51,273 --> 00:14:53,641 You look terrible. I look awesome. 330 00:14:53,711 --> 00:14:55,679 I think it's the Kermit-the-Frog look. 331 00:14:55,748 --> 00:15:00,651 KURT: And we have a jumper. Well, my dads can't sew, 332 00:15:00,722 --> 00:15:02,723 so these are just stapled on. 333 00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:04,393 Guys, why don't we worry about this later, 334 00:15:04,461 --> 00:15:05,895 and maybe try to focus on the song? 335 00:15:05,964 --> 00:15:07,765 Couldn't agree more. Hit it! 336 00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:08,833 # Lady GaGa - Bad Romance # 337 00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:09,834 - * Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! - * 338 00:15:12,006 --> 00:15:14,007 - * Gaga, ooh-la-la! - * 339 00:15:14,076 --> 00:15:16,144 - * Want your bad romance - * 340 00:15:16,212 --> 00:15:20,349 - * I want your ugly, I want your disease - * 341 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,822 - * I want your everything as long as it's free - * 342 00:15:23,892 --> 00:15:26,126 - * I want your love - * 343 00:15:26,195 --> 00:15:29,097 - * Love, love, love, I want your love - * 344 00:15:32,204 --> 00:15:36,541 - * I want your psycho, your vertical stick - * 345 00:15:36,611 --> 00:15:40,314 - * Want you in my rear window, baby, it's sick - * 346 00:15:40,384 --> 00:15:42,251 - * I want your love - * 347 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:45,355 - * Love, love, love, I want your love, love, love - * 348 00:15:45,425 --> 00:15:47,159 - * I want your love - * 349 00:15:47,228 --> 00:15:49,696 - * You know that I want you - * 350 00:15:49,765 --> 00:15:51,232 - * And you know that I need you - * 351 00:15:51,301 --> 00:15:52,968 - * Because I'm a freak, baby! - * 352 00:15:53,037 --> 00:15:56,439 - * I want it bad, bad romance - * 353 00:15:56,509 --> 00:15:59,744 - * I want your loving and I want your revenge - * 354 00:15:59,814 --> 00:16:03,016 - * You and me could write a bad romance - * 355 00:16:03,086 --> 00:16:04,954 - * Oh-oh-oh-oh - * 356 00:16:05,022 --> 00:16:07,724 - * I want your loving, all your love is revenge - * 357 00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:11,629 - * You and me could write a bad romance - * 358 00:16:11,699 --> 00:16:16,236 - * Whoa-oa-oa-oa, oa-oa-oa, oa-oa - * 359 00:16:16,306 --> 00:16:20,443 - * Caught in a bad romance - * 360 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,814 - * Walk, walk, fashion, baby, work it - * 361 00:16:22,884 --> 00:16:25,519 - * Move that thing, crazy walk, walk - * 362 00:16:25,587 --> 00:16:27,088 - * Fashion, baby, work it - * 363 00:16:27,156 --> 00:16:29,858 - * Move that thing, crazy walk, walk - * 364 00:16:29,928 --> 00:16:32,763 - * Fashion, baby, work it, move that thing - * 365 00:16:32,832 --> 00:16:35,200 - * Crazy walk, walk, passion, baby, work it - * 366 00:16:35,270 --> 00:16:37,170 - * I'm a freak, baby - * 367 00:16:37,239 --> 00:16:41,476 - * I want your love and I want your revenge - * 368 00:16:41,546 --> 00:16:44,748 - * I want your love, I don't want to be bad - * 369 00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:47,119 - * Whoa-oa-oa-oa - * 370 00:16:47,187 --> 00:16:49,889 - * Want your bad romance - * 371 00:16:49,959 --> 00:16:51,359 - * Caught in a bad romance - * 372 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:52,995 - * Want your bad romance - * 373 00:16:53,064 --> 00:16:55,499 - * I want your loving and I want your revenge - * 374 00:16:55,568 --> 00:16:59,704 - * You and me could write a bad romance - * 375 00:16:59,774 --> 00:17:01,875 - * Whoa-oa-oa-oa - * 376 00:17:01,945 --> 00:17:04,947 - * I want your loving, all your love is revenge - * 377 00:17:05,015 --> 00:17:07,650 - * You and me could write a bad romance - * 378 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:11,056 - * Whoa-oa-oa, oa-oa-oa - * 379 00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:13,226 - * Want your bad romance - * 380 00:17:13,295 --> 00:17:14,996 - * Caught in a bad romance - * 381 00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:17,299 - * Want your bad romance - * 382 00:17:17,368 --> 00:17:18,969 - * Whoa-oa-oa, oa-oa-oa - * 383 00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:20,938 - * Want your bad romance - * 384 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:23,475 - * Caught in a bad romance - * 385 00:17:24,512 --> 00:17:26,981 - * Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah! - * 386 00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:29,452 - * Roma-Roma-ma-ah! - * 387 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,221 - * Gaga, ooh-la-la! - * 388 00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:34,626 - * Want your bad romance. - * 389 00:17:34,695 --> 00:17:36,696 All right! 390 00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:44,395 What up, Finn? What's that on your face? 391 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,331 You got a bad pimple or something? A Finn-ple? 392 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,733 [both laugh] 393 00:17:47,802 --> 00:17:49,636 Dude, are you wearing makeup? 394 00:17:49,705 --> 00:17:50,872 I knew it was contagious. 395 00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:52,107 You moved in with that little Kurt kid, 396 00:17:52,176 --> 00:17:53,943 and now you got a bad case of the gay. 397 00:17:54,012 --> 00:17:55,413 It's just something for Glee Club, all right? 398 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,547 Oh, well, then it's definitely not gay, huh? 399 00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:57,949 Get out of my way! 400 00:17:58,018 --> 00:18:00,486 Man, how many times do we got go through this?! 401 00:18:00,555 --> 00:18:03,357 You being a jock and being in this Glee Club 402 00:18:03,427 --> 00:18:06,395 does not make you versatile. It makes you bisexual. 403 00:18:06,465 --> 00:18:07,665 And if we have to kick your ass 404 00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:08,800 to make you understand that, 405 00:18:08,868 --> 00:18:10,903 then our schedules are wide open. 406 00:18:10,971 --> 00:18:13,973 Get out of my bathroom. 407 00:18:14,043 --> 00:18:15,610 You girls, y'all belong across the hallway. 408 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:16,612 Glee boy! 409 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,948 [Karofsky laughs] 410 00:18:19,018 --> 00:18:21,619 [sighs] 411 00:18:21,688 --> 00:18:24,356 [dance music playing] 412 00:18:28,999 --> 00:18:30,400 [music stops] 413 00:18:30,469 --> 00:18:31,902 Yeah, that's better, guys. Take five. 414 00:18:31,971 --> 00:18:34,806 And, ladies, I don't want to hear about chafing 415 00:18:34,876 --> 00:18:36,643 just because you're being forced to wear metal underwear. 416 00:18:36,712 --> 00:18:38,179 Not my problem. 417 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:45,591 Mom? 418 00:18:48,296 --> 00:18:50,798 Hon, you gotta stop sneaking into these rehearsals. 419 00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:53,635 It's kind of important. 420 00:18:59,948 --> 00:19:02,416 Oh, dear God. 421 00:19:02,485 --> 00:19:03,418 My dads can't sew. 422 00:19:04,955 --> 00:19:06,890 I really need a mom right now. 423 00:19:08,829 --> 00:19:10,763 Do you think you can help? 424 00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,105 Sorry I'm late. 425 00:19:16,174 --> 00:19:17,174 Whoa, looking good, Rachel! 426 00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:19,743 Thanks. 427 00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:21,580 My mom made it. Very nice. 428 00:19:23,151 --> 00:19:25,219 [Mercedes laughs] 429 00:19:25,288 --> 00:19:26,888 Well, we're all here, so without further ado, 430 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,859 I'd like to introduce The Boys! 431 00:19:29,928 --> 00:19:33,664 ARTIE: Lima, Ohio, get ready to rock! 432 00:19:33,733 --> 00:19:38,103 - [girls laugh] - [KISS' "Shout It Out" begins] - [cheering] 433 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:45,449 - * Well, the night is young and you want some fun - * 434 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,253 - * Do you think you're gonna find it? - * 435 00:19:47,322 --> 00:19:49,089 - * Think you're gonna find it? - * 436 00:19:49,158 --> 00:19:52,460 GIRLS: Whoo! - * You got to treat yourself like number one - * 437 00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:54,264 - * Do you need to be reminded? - * 438 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,434 - * Need to be reminded? - * 439 00:19:56,502 --> 00:19:58,637 Whoo! - * It doesn't matter what you do or say - * 440 00:19:58,706 --> 00:20:03,209 - * Just forget the things that you've been told - * 441 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:07,016 - * We can't do it any other way - * 442 00:20:07,086 --> 00:20:10,054 - * Everybody's got to rock and roll - * 443 00:20:10,124 --> 00:20:12,125 - * Oh, oh, oh, ooh ! - * 444 00:20:12,194 --> 00:20:14,762 - * Shout it, shout it - * 445 00:20:14,831 --> 00:20:18,300 - * Shout it out loud! - * 446 00:20:19,438 --> 00:20:21,873 - * Shout it, shout it - * 447 00:20:21,942 --> 00:20:24,744 - * Shout it out loud! - * 448 00:20:25,982 --> 00:20:27,583 - * If you don't feel good - * 449 00:20:27,652 --> 00:20:29,853 - * There's a way you could - * 450 00:20:29,922 --> 00:20:31,489 - * Don't sit there broken-hearted - * 451 00:20:31,557 --> 00:20:32,858 - * Sit there broken-hearted! - * 452 00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:36,329 - * Call all your friends in the neighborhood - * 453 00:20:36,398 --> 00:20:38,666 - * And get the party started - * 454 00:20:38,735 --> 00:20:40,436 - * Get the party started - * 455 00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:43,941 - * Don't let 'em tell you that there's too much noise - * 456 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,645 - * They're too old to really understand - * 457 00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:47,881 [girls laughing] 458 00:20:47,950 --> 00:20:49,150 - * You'll still get rowdy - * 459 00:20:49,218 --> 00:20:50,986 - * With the girls and boys - * 460 00:20:51,055 --> 00:20:54,457 - * 'Cause it's time for you to take a stand - * 461 00:20:54,527 --> 00:20:55,860 - * Yeah, yeah - * 462 00:20:55,928 --> 00:20:58,863 - * Yeah! Shout it, shout it - * 463 00:20:58,933 --> 00:21:01,568 - * Shout it out loud! - * 464 00:21:01,638 --> 00:21:03,472 - * You got to have a party - * 465 00:21:03,541 --> 00:21:06,042 - * Shout it, shout it - * 466 00:21:06,111 --> 00:21:08,512 - * Shout it out loud! - * 467 00:21:08,582 --> 00:21:10,416 - * Turn it up louder - * 468 00:21:10,485 --> 00:21:13,120 - * Shout it, shout it - * 469 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:16,124 - * Shout it out loud! - * 470 00:21:16,194 --> 00:21:17,294 - * Oh, yeah-yeah! - * 471 00:21:17,362 --> 00:21:20,130 - * Shout it, shout it - * 472 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,401 - * Shout it out loud! - * 473 00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:24,471 - * Hear it getting louder - * 474 00:21:24,539 --> 00:21:27,408 - * Shout it, shout it - * 475 00:21:27,478 --> 00:21:29,679 - * Shout it out loud! - * 476 00:21:32,019 --> 00:21:33,386 [song ends] 477 00:21:33,453 --> 00:21:37,823 [girls cheering] 478 00:21:37,894 --> 00:21:40,262 All right, guys, very impressive. 479 00:21:40,331 --> 00:21:42,966 Very, very... loud. [chuckles] 480 00:21:43,036 --> 00:21:45,537 But what, uh, what does that performance express? 481 00:21:45,606 --> 00:21:46,906 And what do those costumes illustrate? 482 00:21:46,975 --> 00:21:48,809 We did our research, Mr. Shue. 483 00:21:48,878 --> 00:21:50,278 Yeah, Finn's demon look 484 00:21:50,347 --> 00:21:52,348 is because Gene Simmons liked comic books as a kid, 485 00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:54,251 and they called Paul Stanley the "Star Child" 486 00:21:54,319 --> 00:21:55,987 because he was a romantic or something. 487 00:21:56,056 --> 00:21:57,689 But that doesn't really explain my whore lips. 488 00:21:57,758 --> 00:21:59,492 And my Ace Frehley is supposed 489 00:21:59,561 --> 00:22:00,795 to be a spaceman from another planet. 490 00:22:00,863 --> 00:22:02,264 Mike's iconic catman 491 00:22:02,332 --> 00:22:04,333 is because Peter Criss claimed to have nine lives. 492 00:22:04,402 --> 00:22:07,104 Yeah, And I'm dressed as the guy who replaced Artie when he quit. 493 00:22:07,173 --> 00:22:09,774 Well, congratulations, guys. Job well done. 494 00:22:09,844 --> 00:22:11,344 Let's give it up for the boys! 495 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,448 [cheering] 496 00:22:17,789 --> 00:22:19,657 I thought the boys' KISS number was good, 497 00:22:19,725 --> 00:22:21,893 although the lyrics did leave something to be desired. 498 00:22:21,963 --> 00:22:23,564 And Finn kept sticking his tongue out 499 00:22:23,631 --> 00:22:25,265 and I couldn't stop picturing him licking stuff. 500 00:22:25,334 --> 00:22:26,401 It was disturbing. 501 00:22:27,872 --> 00:22:29,539 We warned you. 502 00:22:29,608 --> 00:22:31,776 Now Gaga's got to go. 503 00:22:35,784 --> 00:22:38,586 Could you have a word with Azimio and Karofsky 504 00:22:38,655 --> 00:22:40,723 about harassing me without damaging my Gaga outfit? 505 00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:43,026 Are you serious? 506 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,363 Do you know how difficult it is with those guys? 507 00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:47,334 They already think we're boyfriends. 508 00:22:47,402 --> 00:22:49,103 Let them think what they want. 509 00:22:49,172 --> 00:22:50,539 They're Neanderthals. 510 00:22:50,608 --> 00:22:52,442 In three years, they'll be cleaning my septic tank. 511 00:22:52,511 --> 00:22:54,278 Don't you get it? It's not just them. 512 00:22:54,347 --> 00:22:55,814 We live in Ohio-- 513 00:22:55,883 --> 00:22:58,851 not New York or San Francisco or some other city 514 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,221 where people eat vegetables that aren't fried. 515 00:23:03,327 --> 00:23:05,095 I don't understand why you always need 516 00:23:05,164 --> 00:23:06,731 to make such a big spectacle 517 00:23:06,799 --> 00:23:08,167 of yourself. 518 00:23:08,234 --> 00:23:10,536 Why can't you just work harder at blending in? 519 00:23:10,605 --> 00:23:12,640 I'm sure that'd be easier for you. 520 00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:14,843 You know, it would. 521 00:23:22,290 --> 00:23:25,225 You are such a boy. 522 00:23:25,295 --> 00:23:26,995 You're going to have to use a moist towelette 523 00:23:27,064 --> 00:23:28,164 if you want to get that makeup off. 524 00:23:29,835 --> 00:23:31,203 Don't touch me! 525 00:23:31,270 --> 00:23:32,704 What is your problem, Finn? 526 00:23:32,773 --> 00:23:34,006 It's just a moist towelette! 527 00:23:37,914 --> 00:23:39,715 I'm gonna finish in the laundry room. 528 00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:43,020 Grow up, Finn! 529 00:23:50,176 --> 00:23:51,944 I know why you called, and don't worry about it. 530 00:23:52,012 --> 00:23:53,680 My reconnection with Rachel is not some kind of plot 531 00:23:53,549 --> 00:23:55,416 to mess with you guys before regionals. 532 00:23:55,485 --> 00:23:57,486 I'm not worried about regionals. 533 00:23:58,557 --> 00:23:59,623 It's Rachel. 534 00:23:59,691 --> 00:24:01,759 She's special. 535 00:24:01,827 --> 00:24:03,662 She's got all of the best of you. 536 00:24:03,730 --> 00:24:05,298 She's strong-willed, dramatic, 537 00:24:05,366 --> 00:24:07,034 wildly talented. 538 00:24:07,102 --> 00:24:08,369 Go on. 539 00:24:08,438 --> 00:24:09,538 But she's not hard like you. 540 00:24:09,607 --> 00:24:11,775 She's fragile. 541 00:24:11,843 --> 00:24:13,044 over-emotional. 542 00:24:13,112 --> 00:24:14,279 And she's clearly convinced herself 543 00:24:14,347 --> 00:24:15,647 that you are as committed to this reunion 544 00:24:15,716 --> 00:24:17,884 as she is. 545 00:24:17,953 --> 00:24:20,087 And I don't think you are. 546 00:24:20,157 --> 00:24:21,857 You're not prepared to have 547 00:24:21,926 --> 00:24:22,960 a teenage daughter. 548 00:24:23,027 --> 00:24:24,528 Are you? 549 00:24:28,469 --> 00:24:30,370 I can't have any more kids. 550 00:24:30,439 --> 00:24:32,707 There were issues 551 00:24:32,776 --> 00:24:34,611 a few years back. 552 00:24:34,679 --> 00:24:36,880 Then some surgery, and that's that. 553 00:24:40,655 --> 00:24:42,656 I really wanted a daughter. 554 00:24:46,430 --> 00:24:47,998 That's why it was so important to me 555 00:24:48,066 --> 00:24:49,467 to make that bond with her. 556 00:24:50,971 --> 00:24:54,340 But you're right. 557 00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:57,479 I wanted my baby back. 558 00:24:57,549 --> 00:24:59,383 Rachel's an adult now. 559 00:24:59,452 --> 00:25:00,719 She doesn't need me. 560 00:25:01,287 --> 00:25:03,555 Shelby, 561 00:25:03,624 --> 00:25:05,759 I can't tell you what to do... 562 00:25:07,296 --> 00:25:10,098 But if you really love her, 563 00:25:10,168 --> 00:25:11,635 you have to tell her 564 00:25:11,704 --> 00:25:13,772 what you just told me. 565 00:25:16,411 --> 00:25:18,311 KURT: I had to skip school to finish it, 566 00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:20,248 but I think you're really going to like it. 567 00:25:22,988 --> 00:25:25,356 Consider it a peace offering after all the yelling 568 00:25:25,425 --> 00:25:27,592 that we've been doing. 569 00:25:27,661 --> 00:25:29,429 I used Marlene Dietrich and Gary Cooper in Morocco 570 00:25:29,497 --> 00:25:31,665 as my inspiration. 571 00:25:31,735 --> 00:25:33,903 It's a perfect blend of the masculine and the feminine, 572 00:25:33,971 --> 00:25:36,006 the muted and the theatrical. 573 00:25:36,075 --> 00:25:38,543 Are you freaking insane? 574 00:25:39,714 --> 00:25:41,381 I can't live here. I'm a dude. 575 00:25:43,586 --> 00:25:44,886 What the hell is that 576 00:25:44,955 --> 00:25:46,189 supposed to be? 577 00:25:46,257 --> 00:25:47,558 It's a privacy partition 578 00:25:47,626 --> 00:25:49,861 It's all I could find on such short notice. 579 00:25:49,930 --> 00:25:51,197 Why are you getting angry about everything? 580 00:25:51,265 --> 00:25:52,399 I worked hard on thi 581 00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:54,568 That's not a privacy partition! 582 00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:56,038 Why is it so hard for you 583 00:25:56,106 --> 00:25:57,439 to understand? 584 00:25:57,508 --> 00:25:59,309 I don't want to get dressed in front of you! 585 00:25:59,377 --> 00:26:00,811 Do you know that 586 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,381 I put my underwear on in the shower 587 00:26:03,450 --> 00:26:04,984 before I come out when you're around? 588 00:26:05,053 --> 00:26:06,820 I just... I don't want to have to worry 589 00:26:06,889 --> 00:26:08,656 about that kind of stuff in my own room, man. 590 00:26:08,725 --> 00:26:10,659 And what stuff are you referring to? 591 00:26:10,729 --> 00:26:12,730 You know. You know what I'm talking about. 592 00:26:12,799 --> 00:26:14,333 Don't play dumb. 593 00:26:14,401 --> 00:26:16,636 Why can't you just accept that I'm not like you? 594 00:26:16,705 --> 00:26:19,406 I have accepted that. No, you haven't. 595 00:26:19,475 --> 00:26:22,077 You think I don't see the way you stare at me? 596 00:26:22,147 --> 00:26:23,914 How flirty you get. 597 00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:25,717 You think I don't know why you got so excited 598 00:26:25,786 --> 00:26:27,253 that we were going to be moving in together? 599 00:26:27,321 --> 00:26:29,356 It's just a room, Finn! 600 00:26:29,424 --> 00:26:31,192 We can redecorate it if you want to! 601 00:26:31,261 --> 00:26:32,828 Okay, good. 602 00:26:32,897 --> 00:26:35,532 Well, then the first thing that needs to go 603 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,168 is that faggy lamp. 604 00:26:37,236 --> 00:26:38,804 And then we need to get rid of this faggy couch cover... 605 00:26:38,872 --> 00:26:40,206 Hey! 606 00:26:40,275 --> 00:26:42,609 What did you just call him? 607 00:26:42,678 --> 00:26:44,746 Oh, no, no, I didn't call him anything. 608 00:26:44,816 --> 00:26:46,283 I was talking to the blanket. 609 00:26:46,350 --> 00:26:48,418 If you use that word, you're talking about him. 610 00:26:48,488 --> 00:26:49,755 Relax, Dad. I didn't take it that way. 611 00:26:49,823 --> 00:26:51,857 Yeah, that's because you're 16 612 00:26:51,927 --> 00:26:53,527 and you still assume the best in people. 613 00:26:53,596 --> 00:26:54,996 You live a few years, 614 00:26:55,064 --> 00:26:56,698 you start seeing the hate in people's hearts. 615 00:26:57,836 --> 00:26:59,002 Even the best people. 616 00:26:59,071 --> 00:27:00,605 You use the "N" word? 617 00:27:00,673 --> 00:27:01,639 Of course not. 618 00:27:01,708 --> 00:27:03,475 How about "retard"? 619 00:27:03,544 --> 00:27:06,213 You call that nice girl in Cheerios! with Kurt, you call her a retard? 620 00:27:06,282 --> 00:27:08,650 Becky-- no. She's my friend. She's got Down syndrome. 621 00:27:08,719 --> 00:27:10,453 I'd never call her that. That's cruel. 622 00:27:10,522 --> 00:27:12,122 But you think it's okay to come into my house 623 00:27:12,191 --> 00:27:13,491 and say "faggy"? 624 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,229 That's not what I meant... I know what you meant! 625 00:27:16,297 --> 00:27:19,499 What, you think I didn't use that word when I was your age? 626 00:27:19,569 --> 00:27:21,237 You know, some kid 627 00:27:21,305 --> 00:27:22,839 gets clocked in practice, 628 00:27:22,908 --> 00:27:24,709 we'd tell him to stop being such a fag. 629 00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:26,345 Shake it off. 630 00:27:26,413 --> 00:27:27,780 We meant it exactly 631 00:27:27,849 --> 00:27:29,984 the way you meant it. 632 00:27:30,052 --> 00:27:31,786 That being gay is wrong. 633 00:27:31,855 --> 00:27:33,222 That it's some kind 634 00:27:33,291 --> 00:27:34,591 of punishable offense. 635 00:27:34,659 --> 00:27:36,526 I really thought you were different, Finn. 636 00:27:37,931 --> 00:27:41,233 You know, I thought that being in Glee Club 637 00:27:41,303 --> 00:27:43,971 and being raised by your mom 638 00:27:44,041 --> 00:27:46,042 meant that you were some, you know, 639 00:27:46,111 --> 00:27:48,846 new generation of dude who saw things differently. 640 00:27:48,915 --> 00:27:51,149 Who just kind of, you know, came into the world 641 00:27:51,219 --> 00:27:53,820 knowing what has taken me years of struggling 642 00:27:53,889 --> 00:27:55,957 to figure out. 643 00:27:56,026 --> 00:27:58,027 I guess I was wrong. 644 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,534 I'm sorry, Finn, but you can't... you can't stay here. 645 00:28:03,738 --> 00:28:04,905 Dad. 646 00:28:04,973 --> 00:28:06,340 I love your mom. 647 00:28:06,409 --> 00:28:09,611 And maybe this is going to cost me her, 648 00:28:09,681 --> 00:28:12,049 but my family comes first. 649 00:28:12,117 --> 00:28:13,718 I can't have that kind of poison around. 650 00:28:17,192 --> 00:28:20,227 This is our home, Kurt. 651 00:28:20,297 --> 00:28:22,532 He is my son. 652 00:28:25,739 --> 00:28:28,140 Out in the world, you do what you want, 653 00:28:28,209 --> 00:28:30,477 but not under my roof. 654 00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:46,469 The place looks great. 655 00:29:07,906 --> 00:29:10,874 - You should be in orbit. - My balls keep fallinoff. 656 00:29:10,943 --> 00:29:12,510 Been there. 657 00:29:12,579 --> 00:29:14,447 I want to talk about this. 658 00:29:14,515 --> 00:29:17,150 There's not much to say. 659 00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:20,522 I feel sorry for you. I thought you were different. 660 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:24,028 I am different. 661 00:29:24,098 --> 00:29:26,165 WILL: All right, let's get things started. 662 00:29:25,433 --> 00:29:26,633 Mr. Shue. 663 00:29:26,702 --> 00:29:28,303 There's something I want to say to Quinn. 664 00:29:30,274 --> 00:29:31,408 And I want everybody to hear it. 665 00:29:31,477 --> 00:29:33,277 All right. 666 00:29:34,347 --> 00:29:37,749 At first I didn't really get this theatrical assignment, 667 00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:40,221 being larger than life and putting it all out there, 668 00:29:40,290 --> 00:29:42,325 'cause I'm kind of like that all the time. 669 00:29:44,363 --> 00:29:46,965 That's how my dad was, too. 670 00:29:47,034 --> 00:29:49,469 He was too busy being all crazy and rock and roll 671 00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:50,905 to be there for his kid. 672 00:29:50,974 --> 00:29:52,407 And you know what? 673 00:29:52,476 --> 00:29:54,544 I didn't care that my dad was a badass. 674 00:29:54,613 --> 00:29:57,147 I just wanted him to be there. 675 00:29:57,216 --> 00:29:58,316 And he never was. 676 00:29:59,721 --> 00:30:01,121 And then I learned 677 00:30:01,189 --> 00:30:03,123 all this KISS stuff 678 00:30:03,193 --> 00:30:05,494 and while Jackie Daniels is a great name for like 679 00:30:05,563 --> 00:30:09,232 a powerboat or something, it's not right for a baby girl. 680 00:30:09,302 --> 00:30:11,436 So if my KISS mates 681 00:30:11,505 --> 00:30:14,340 will help me out, I got a better idea. 682 00:30:16,413 --> 00:30:17,513 Grab a stool, guys. 683 00:30:23,024 --> 00:30:25,225 [KISS' "Beth" intro playing] 684 00:30:39,482 --> 00:30:42,885 - * Beth, I hear you calling - * 685 00:30:42,955 --> 00:30:46,691 - * But I can't come home right now - * 686 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:51,297 - * Me and the boys are playing - * 687 00:30:51,368 --> 00:30:55,938 - * And we just can't find the sound - * 688 00:30:56,008 --> 00:30:58,977 - * Just a few more hours - * 689 00:30:59,046 --> 00:31:02,582 - * And I'll be right home to you - * 690 00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:07,222 - * I think I hear them calling - * 691 00:31:07,292 --> 00:31:11,362 - * Oh, Beth, what can I do? - * 692 00:31:11,432 --> 00:31:15,369 - * Beth, what can I do? - * 693 00:31:15,438 --> 00:31:19,108 - * You say you feel so empty - * 694 00:31:19,177 --> 00:31:23,214 - * That our house just ain't our home - * 695 00:31:23,283 --> 00:31:26,753 - * I'm always somewhere else - * 696 00:31:26,822 --> 00:31:31,526 - * And you're always there alone - * 697 00:31:31,597 --> 00:31:34,832 - * Just a few more hours - * 698 00:31:34,902 --> 00:31:38,204 - * And I'll be right home to you - * 699 00:31:38,274 --> 00:31:43,111 - * I think I hear them calling - * 700 00:31:43,182 --> 00:31:46,618 - * Oh, Beth, what can I do? - * 701 00:31:46,687 --> 00:31:51,390 - * Beth, what can I do? - * 702 00:32:17,335 --> 00:32:20,771 - * Beth, I know you're lonely - * 703 00:32:20,841 --> 00:32:25,911 - * And I hope you'll be all right - * 704 00:32:25,981 --> 00:32:34,388 - * 'Cause me and the boys will be playing all night - * 705 00:32:37,199 --> 00:32:44,272 - * All night. - * 706 00:32:59,233 --> 00:33:01,835 I know you're giving her up, 707 00:33:01,905 --> 00:33:05,541 but before you do, I think you should name her Beth. 708 00:33:07,246 --> 00:33:08,580 If you'll let me, 709 00:33:08,648 --> 00:33:12,017 I'd really like to be there when she's born. 710 00:33:12,086 --> 00:33:13,720 I'd really like to meet her. 711 00:33:31,037 --> 00:33:34,273 So, how'd your dads come up with the name "Rachel"? 712 00:33:36,412 --> 00:33:38,380 They were, um, big Friends fans. 713 00:33:42,822 --> 00:33:45,256 I know why you're here... 714 00:33:45,326 --> 00:33:47,094 to say good-bye. 715 00:33:47,162 --> 00:33:50,832 I really wanted this to work. 716 00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:57,175 Do you know what really turned me? 717 00:33:57,245 --> 00:33:59,747 That story that you told me about your dads, 718 00:33:59,815 --> 00:34:01,516 and how they'd bring you water 719 00:34:01,585 --> 00:34:04,887 when you were sad. 720 00:34:04,957 --> 00:34:06,991 We're never gonna have anything like that. 721 00:34:07,060 --> 00:34:10,295 It's too late for us. 722 00:34:10,365 --> 00:34:12,733 I just think that anything we share right now 723 00:34:12,802 --> 00:34:15,037 is gonna be confusing for you. 724 00:34:17,476 --> 00:34:19,010 I just don't understand. 725 00:34:19,079 --> 00:34:20,479 You're my mom. 726 00:34:20,548 --> 00:34:23,050 I feel awful right now, and I should want 727 00:34:23,118 --> 00:34:25,286 to just fall into your arms and let you rock me 728 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:29,224 and tell me everything is gonna be fine, but... 729 00:34:29,294 --> 00:34:31,796 I just don't feel it. 730 00:34:34,235 --> 00:34:38,372 It's because I'm your mother, but I'm not your mom. 731 00:34:41,981 --> 00:34:45,617 So what? Do we just pretend we don't know each other now? 732 00:34:47,457 --> 00:34:50,192 That seems silly. 733 00:34:50,260 --> 00:34:54,030 Let's just be grateful for one another... 734 00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:55,433 from afar. 735 00:34:55,502 --> 00:34:56,702 For a while. 736 00:34:56,771 --> 00:34:59,473 Don't think for a second I'm gonna 737 00:34:59,541 --> 00:35:00,842 go soft on you during regionals. 738 00:35:00,910 --> 00:35:04,346 [sniffles] Bring it. [chuckles] 739 00:35:07,187 --> 00:35:09,322 Can I have a hug good-bye? 740 00:35:13,430 --> 00:35:15,231 Sure. 741 00:35:32,226 --> 00:35:33,660 [sniffles] 742 00:35:33,729 --> 00:35:36,397 Can you do me one more favor? 743 00:35:39,171 --> 00:35:41,238 Sometime when you're thirsty... 744 00:35:46,515 --> 00:35:49,918 can you get yourself some water from this cup? 745 00:35:49,987 --> 00:35:54,191 Gold stars are kinda my thing. 746 00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:01,802 Of course. [chuckles] 747 00:36:05,277 --> 00:36:07,712 Shelby... 748 00:36:07,782 --> 00:36:11,685 before you go, will... 749 00:36:11,754 --> 00:36:13,455 will you sing with me? 750 00:36:15,026 --> 00:36:16,760 Just one time. 751 00:36:16,829 --> 00:36:19,664 It's sort of a fantasy of mine, 752 00:36:19,733 --> 00:36:22,568 and it would really mean a lot to me. 753 00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:26,174 I would be honored. 754 00:36:26,244 --> 00:36:27,978 Brad! 755 00:36:28,046 --> 00:36:29,981 He's always just around. 756 00:36:32,353 --> 00:36:34,487 Um, take that. 757 00:36:34,557 --> 00:36:35,924 Here you go. 758 00:36:35,992 --> 00:36:36,858 [chuckles] 759 00:36:38,062 --> 00:36:39,062 # Lady GaGa's Poker Face # 760 00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:45,103 - * I want to hold 'em like they do in Texas, please - * 761 00:36:45,575 --> 00:36:47,976 - * Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it - * 762 00:36:48,745 --> 00:36:53,215 - * Baby, stay with me - * 763 00:36:53,286 --> 00:36:55,420 - * Love the game, and intuition - * 764 00:36:55,489 --> 00:36:59,525 - * Play the cards with spades to start - * 765 00:36:59,395 --> 00:37:02,363 - * And after he's been hooked - * 766 00:37:02,433 --> 00:37:09,439 - * I'll play the one that's sewn his heart - * 767 00:37:09,511 --> 00:37:15,382 - * Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh - * 768 00:37:15,453 --> 00:37:20,824 - * I'll get him hot and show him what I got - * 769 00:37:20,095 --> 00:37:22,330 - * Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh - * 770 00:37:22,398 --> 00:37:28,337 - * Oh-oh, oh, I'll get him hot - * 771 00:37:28,408 --> 00:37:32,511 - * And show him what I got - * 772 00:37:32,581 --> 00:37:35,383 - * Can't read my, can't read my - * 773 00:37:35,453 --> 00:37:39,456 - * No, he can't read my poker face - * 774 00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:43,228 - * She's got to love nobody - * 775 00:37:43,298 --> 00:37:45,666 - * Can't read my, can't read my - * 776 00:37:45,735 --> 00:37:49,904 - * No, he can't read my poker face - * 777 00:37:49,975 --> 00:37:53,244 "She's got to love nobody. - She's got to love nobody" 778 00:37:53,314 --> 00:37:57,951 Poker face, p-p-poker face - * 779 00:37:58,021 --> 00:38:04,659 - * P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face - * 780 00:38:04,731 --> 00:38:07,099 - * I want to roll with him - * 781 00:38:07,168 --> 00:38:09,703 - * A hard pair we will be - * 782 00:38:09,773 --> 00:38:14,176 - * A little gambling is fun - * 783 00:38:14,246 --> 00:38:17,615 - * When you're with me - * 784 00:38:17,884 --> 00:38:22,588 - * Russian roulette is not the same without a gun - * 785 00:38:22,659 --> 00:38:25,694 - * And, baby, when it's love - * 786 00:38:25,764 --> 00:38:29,467 - * If it ain't rough, it isn't fun - * 787 00:38:29,536 --> 00:38:34,674 - * Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-uh-oh-oh, oh - * 788 00:38:34,745 --> 00:38:37,213 - * I'll get him hot - * 789 00:38:37,282 --> 00:38:40,284 - * Show him what I got - * 790 00:38:40,353 --> 00:38:42,154 - * Can't read my - * 791 00:38:42,223 --> 00:38:44,024 - * Can't read my - * 792 00:38:44,092 --> 00:38:47,995 BOTH: - * No, he can't read my poker face - * 793 00:38:48,065 --> 00:38:51,534 - * She's got to love nobody - * 794 00:38:51,604 --> 00:38:54,506 - * Can't read my, can't read my - * 795 00:38:54,575 --> 00:38:58,812 - * No, he can't read my poker face - * 796 00:38:58,882 --> 00:39:03,352 - * She's got to love nobody - * 797 00:39:03,423 --> 00:39:06,124 - * I won't tell you that I love you - * 798 00:39:06,193 --> 00:39:08,261 - * Kiss or hug you - * 799 00:39:08,331 --> 00:39:10,899 - * 'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin - * 800 00:39:10,967 --> 00:39:13,369 - * I'm not lying - * 801 00:39:13,438 --> 00:39:18,542 - * I'm just stunnin' with love-glue-gunnin' - * 802 00:39:18,612 --> 00:39:22,382 - * Just like a chick in the casino - * 803 00:39:22,452 --> 00:39:25,987 - * Take your bank before I pay you out - * 804 00:39:26,057 --> 00:39:28,892 - * I promise this, I promise this - * 805 00:39:28,962 --> 00:39:31,030 - * Check this hand - * 806 00:39:31,099 --> 00:39:35,702 - * 'Cause I am marvelous - * 807 00:39:36,573 --> 00:39:38,240 - * I'm marvelous - * 808 00:39:38,309 --> 00:39:39,442 - * I'm marvelous - * 809 00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:40,711 - * I'm marvelous - * 810 00:39:40,780 --> 00:39:43,849 - * So marvelous - * 811 00:39:43,918 --> 00:39:47,287 - * She's got to love nobody - * 812 00:39:47,356 --> 00:39:50,125 - * Can't read my, can't read my - * 813 00:39:50,195 --> 00:39:54,331 - * No, he can't read my poker face - * 814 00:39:54,401 --> 00:40:01,207 - * She's got to love nobody. - * 815 00:40:12,529 --> 00:40:15,297 You are really, really good. 816 00:40:29,756 --> 00:40:31,590 [sniffling] 817 00:40:34,897 --> 00:40:36,665 [school bell ringing] Whoa! 818 00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:38,835 Guys, why are you all in your theatricality costumes? 819 00:40:38,903 --> 00:40:41,272 It's the end of the week. We were kinda hoping 820 00:40:41,341 --> 00:40:42,942 to learn what the lesson of the assignment was. 821 00:40:43,011 --> 00:40:45,679 Well, um... 822 00:40:45,748 --> 00:40:47,582 you guys have had some great numbers this week, 823 00:40:47,651 --> 00:40:50,085 but I'm not totally sure that I know either. 824 00:40:50,155 --> 00:40:51,422 [all laugh] 825 00:40:51,490 --> 00:40:53,057 I do. 826 00:40:53,126 --> 00:40:54,593 I refuse to dress like somebody I'm not 827 00:40:54,662 --> 00:40:56,262 to be somebody I'm not. 828 00:40:56,331 --> 00:40:59,633 And I learned it's good to be a little theatrical. 829 00:41:00,905 --> 00:41:02,506 [gasps] 830 00:41:02,573 --> 00:41:03,874 So here's what's going to happen. 831 00:41:03,942 --> 00:41:06,277 My dad-- he's the king of the vampires. 832 00:41:06,347 --> 00:41:09,783 And Asian vampires are the most vicious of all the vampires. 833 00:41:09,852 --> 00:41:11,820 You're going to let me wear my lady demon clothes, 834 00:41:11,889 --> 00:41:14,991 or my dad will fly into your bedroom and bite your face off. 835 00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:16,660 He's really pissed. 836 00:41:16,729 --> 00:41:17,762 Is that what you want? 837 00:41:17,831 --> 00:41:19,765 No, I don't want that. I'm afraid. 838 00:41:19,834 --> 00:41:21,902 Good. I'm glad we had this talk. 839 00:41:21,970 --> 00:41:23,771 Now I have to go back to my coffin 840 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,241 because the light is burning my eyes! 841 00:41:26,311 --> 00:41:28,045 [applause] There she is. 842 00:41:28,114 --> 00:41:31,416 [all cheering] 843 00:41:31,486 --> 00:41:32,853 Wait. Where's Kurt? 844 00:41:33,989 --> 00:41:34,989 Where's Finn? 845 00:41:35,058 --> 00:41:36,692 Fine. 846 00:41:36,761 --> 00:41:38,095 You want to hit me? 847 00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:39,763 You want to beat me up? Go ahead. 848 00:41:39,832 --> 00:41:41,733 But I swear to you I will never change. 849 00:41:41,801 --> 00:41:43,902 I'm proud to be different. 850 00:41:43,972 --> 00:41:45,906 It's the best thing about me. 851 00:41:45,975 --> 00:41:48,710 So go ahead, hit me. 852 00:41:48,779 --> 00:41:50,012 I believe I will. 853 00:41:50,081 --> 00:41:51,615 Sir, would you like to go first? 854 00:41:51,684 --> 00:41:53,885 FINN: You're not hitting anyone. 855 00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:58,292 Oh, my God. 856 00:41:58,361 --> 00:41:59,995 Is he wearing a red rubber dress or am I trippin'? 857 00:42:00,064 --> 00:42:01,331 I want to thank you, Kurt. 858 00:42:01,399 --> 00:42:03,266 I realize I still have 859 00:42:03,335 --> 00:42:05,269 a lot to learn, 860 00:42:05,339 --> 00:42:07,206 but the reason I'm here right now... 861 00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:08,609 in a shower curtain, 862 00:42:08,676 --> 00:42:10,911 is... because of you. 863 00:42:12,850 --> 00:42:14,651 And I'm not going to let anyone lay a hand on you. 864 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:16,654 [chuckles] Oh, really, dude? 865 00:42:16,723 --> 00:42:18,991 'Cause I'm pretty sure we can take both of you. 866 00:42:19,059 --> 00:42:20,794 PUCK: Yeah? 867 00:42:20,862 --> 00:42:22,930 But can you take all of us? AZIMIO: Okay. 868 00:42:22,999 --> 00:42:24,699 Okay, I get it. 869 00:42:24,768 --> 00:42:26,602 I took biology. You know what, Karofsky? 870 00:42:26,672 --> 00:42:28,006 We done disturbed the freak hive. 871 00:42:28,073 --> 00:42:30,575 The worker freaks is trying to protect the queen freak. 872 00:42:30,645 --> 00:42:32,846 Next time... 873 00:42:32,915 --> 00:42:34,782 we'll bring some friends, too. 874 00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:41,593 I'm tired of everyone calling us freaks. 875 00:42:41,662 --> 00:42:43,463 Welllook at us. We are freaks. 876 00:42:43,531 --> 00:42:45,299 [all laugh] 877 00:42:45,367 --> 00:42:47,335 But we're all freaks together. 878 00:42:47,404 --> 00:42:50,306 And we shouldn't have to hide it. 879 00:42:50,375 --> 00:42:52,243 [Will clapping] 880 00:42:54,348 --> 00:42:56,449 Nice job, Finn. 881 00:42:56,518 --> 00:42:59,119 I think you just figured out what the lesson was. 882 00:42:59,189 --> 00:43:00,990 Kinda makes me wish I had planned it. 883 00:43:01,059 --> 00:43:04,928 But Mercedes is right, You do all look incredibly insane. 884 00:43:04,998 --> 00:43:07,266 Thank you. Thank you. You're so welcome. 885 00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:09,236 WILL: Anyways, let's get back to work 886 00:43:09,304 --> 00:43:12,139 before you're all forced to join the circus. 887 00:43:12,209 --> 00:43:14,344 Next stop? Regionals.