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Ppened last:
Will's old rival, bryan ryan
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Tried to cancel the club.
You're done here.
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Then he was really into it.
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- ***
- Then he tried to cancel it again.
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You think you're helping these kids
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when all you're doing is setting
them up to be jaded and bitter.
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Finn's mom's dating Kurt's dad,
which was totally part of
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Kurt's plan
to get closer to Finn,
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When will you learn that
nothing is impossible
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when it comes to love?
Artie told Tina
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what his greatest dream was,
then realized
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that not every dream
is achievable.
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Is that even a word--
achievable?
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Achievatate?
Achievalize?
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Okay, you just said, like,
ten offensive things.
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Jessie pushed Rachel
to find out who her mom was,
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and it turns out
it's Shelby Corcoran,
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the coach of Vocal Adrenaline.
I want a look that's so optimistic,
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it could cure cancer.
Geez. And that's
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what you missed on Glee.
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Am I in trouble?
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Come on. You've got more
self-esteem than that.
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I think this might have
something to do with
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your perfect attendance
last semester.
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No. Miss Cohen-Chang
is in trouble.
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It has come to my attention
that the look you sport
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is what is known as goth.
American teens
are coming down
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with a serious case
of Twilight fever,
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transformed from
normal children
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into vampires
obsessed with the occult.
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And only yesterday,
this dark specter
reared its head
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at McKinley High.
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This is totally going to get
Robert Pattinson's attention.
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[hissing]
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Oh, hey.
[girls roaring]
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[all screaming]
Oh, dear God!
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I don't mean
to state the obvious,
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but you do know that vampires
aren't real, right?
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They don't exist.
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William, denial will not
make this problem go away!
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My parents won't even
let me watch Twilight.
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My mom says she thinks Kristin
Stewart seems like a bitch.
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This is a serious problem!
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Miss Cohen-Chang,
you've got to find yourself
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another style of dress!
Hold on a second.
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Tina is shy,
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and one way she's found
to express herself
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is through
her clothes.
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High school is an
incredibly important time
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when kids get to explore
who they are.
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When I was in high school,
I had a whole year
where I dressed
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exactly like Kurt Cobain.
I mean, come on.
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There has to be someone
who you used to dress like.
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Yes. For several years
in my early 20s,
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I dressed up as Elvis.
But he was a Christian, Will!
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And he did not possess the
ability to transform into a bat!
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[whispers]:
I think he thinks
vampires are real.
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I think you're right.
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Studies have shown that
a strict dress code fosters
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a safe and stable
learning environment
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with fewer instances of
gang violence and vampirism.
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So, if I see you dressed in
lacy demon clothes again,
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Tina Cohen-Chang,
[pounds desk]
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You will be suspended!
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Step. Couple more.
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Is there a car
down here from me?
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Honey, we're indoors.
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Oh.
Okay.
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And open your eyes.
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Sparkling cider?
Yeah.
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"Welcome home"?
But who went somewhere?
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Burt asked us to move in with them.
And this is how you're telling me?
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The party is my idea.
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If you're gonna say something,
say it loud, right?
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BURT:
Yeah. It's gonna take some
getting used to, but trust me,
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you're gonna
love it, okay?
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Now you don't have to drag
your tail over here
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every time you want to watch
something on the old 55-incher.
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We got a lot of food-- some
ethnic food. It's some ethnicity
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that's not ours. Tuna crudités.
Tuna crudités. It's not ethnic.
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Here you go.
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CAROLE:
Finn, this house
is twice as big
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as ours.
It has two bathrooms.
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Two and a half.
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I don't want an extra bathroom
or a tuna crude.
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I just want my house back.
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I think I know what this
resistance is about.
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Our room. And I
couldn't agree more.
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The palate in here is totally
unflattering to your skin tone.
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Not everyone can
pull off Dior gray.
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We need to redecorate.
Wait, we're sharing a room?
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I'm not cool with that!
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CAROLE:
Baby, I know
it's weird, okay?
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But can't be
much of a surprise.
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And, in time, you're gonna be
as happy as I am.
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Yeah, look, I'll knock
out a wall upstairs,
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I'll put an
addition on, okay?
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But-but until then,
maybe this will
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grease the wheels
a bit, huh?
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Oh.
Hey.
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Look, that's 300.
Oh, my... Have at it.
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You redecorate
this place.
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Don't worry, roomie.
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Mr. Ikea Catalog and I
will have this all figured out.
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I am going to
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put together a palate
that expresses
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who you are and who
I want you to be.
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Who you want to be.
Hey, what night's game night?
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You play Sorry?
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You know...
He will now.
[chuckles]
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I will...
[singsongy]:
Sorry.
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I will beat you.
It's so weird.
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This so isn't you.
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I feel like
an Asian Branch Davidian.
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Tina, are there any
other looks you can try?
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Biker chick?
Cowgirl?
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Hood rat.
Computer programmer.
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Cross-country skier.
Catholic schoolgirl.
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Happy Meal, no onions.
Or a chicken.
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Look, I appreciate it, guys,
but it just isn't me.
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I know who I am, and I'm not
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allowed to show it.
It's like communism.
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Guys, we have
a serious problem.
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You know how I've been doing
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some deep background
on Vocal Adrenaline?
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Isn't that against the rules?
No, not at all.
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Or probably. Whatever!
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Anyway, what I figured out;
I rooted through the Dumpsters
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behind the Carmel auditorium
and I found
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18 empty boxes
of Christmas lights.
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Oh, no.
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Which led me
to Joelle Fabrics.
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I asked them about
red Chantilly lace.
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They were sold out.
Oh, sweet Jesus.
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Oh, my.
Wait, what?
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- They're doing Gaga.
- That's it. It's over.
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Exactly.
We should have guessed it.
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They're going for
full-out theatricality.
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They know it's the easiest way
to beat us. Damn them.
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What's up with this Gaga dude?
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He just, like, dresses weird,
right? Like Bowie?
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[scoffs]
Lady Gaga is a woman.
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She's only the
biggest pop act
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to come along in decades.
She's boundary-pushing,
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the most theatrical performer
of our generation.
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And she changes her look
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faster than Brit changes
sexual partners.
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That's true.
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ARTIE:
It makes sense that
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Vocal Adrenaline
would pay homage.
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It's a brilliant move.
She's a perfect fit
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for them.
Hold on a second.
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We might be able to kill
two birds with one stone here.
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We can help Tina
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find a new look
and nd
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a competitive number
for regionals.
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This week, your assignment:
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Gaga.
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[gasping, murmuring]
RACHEL:
Pens, we need pens.
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My ideas just come to me.
Uh, my office.
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Right there.
I'm brainstorming.
It's coming.
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And claw, claw,
uh, clap, clap.
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And five, six,
seven, eight.
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One, two, three, four...
Think they can see us?
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[whispering]:
If they catch us,
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are we gonna have to go to jail?
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Stealing their ideas
is not a crime.
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SHELBY:
...six, seven, eight.
And one, two...
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Your shoes are making noise.
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...and five, six,
seven, eight.
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And one, two, three, four, five,
six and seven...
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They look amazing.
Claw, claw, uh, clap, clap.
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And five, six-- uh, uh...
Okay, okay, okay, just...
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enough.
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You guys aren't getting it.
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Your letting the costumes
do all the work.
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Theatricality isn't about crazy outfits.
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It's not enough to douse
yourselves with gasoline.
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You have to light yourselves
on fire to make it work.
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God, she's good.
But being theatrical
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doesn't mean you have to be
a nuclear explosion.
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It can be like, like a quiet storm.
You just have to radiate emotion,
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express what's deep inside you.
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That's what theatricality
is truly about.
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Do I have to demonstrate?
"Funny Girl," E flat.
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# Barbra Streisand's "Funny Girl" #
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Exactly what I would have done:
Barbra.
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I could do it in my sleep.
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- * Funny - *
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- * Did you hear that? - *
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- * Funny - *
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- * Yeah, the guy said, "Honey - *
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- * You're a funny girl" - *
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- * That's me - *
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- * I just keep them in stitches - *
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- * Doubled in half - *
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- * And though I may be - *
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- * All wrong for the guy - *
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- * I'm good for a laugh - *
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- * I guess it's not funny - *
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- * Life is far from sunny - *
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- Where are you going?
- Get back here.
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- * When the laugh is over - *
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- * And the joke's on you - *
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- * A girl ought to have - *
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- * A sense of humor - *
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- * That's one thing - *
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- * You really need for sure - *
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- * When you're a funny girl - *
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- * The fella said
"a funny girl" - *
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- * Funny - *
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- * How it ain't so funny - *
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- * Funny girl. - *
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Ms. Corcoran?
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I'm Rachel Berry,
I'm your daughter.
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Did you ever regret it?
Yes.
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Then no.
Then so much.
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W-When did you realize
it was the right time for me to find you?
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[chuckles]
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I saw you sing at sectionals.
You were extraordinary.
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You were me.
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[chuckles]
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Was it hard for you
to not become a star?
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To not have your dreams come true?
It felt like a broken promise.
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Like the Fisher King's wound--
never heals.
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Wow.
Genetics really are amazing.
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You see the world with the same
fierce theatricality as I do.
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Even the way we're sitting
right now is so dramatic,
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and yet we feel so
comfortable with it.
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I've missed so much.
How do you feel?
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Thirsty.
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When I was little and
I used to get sad,
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my dads would bring me
a glass of water.
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It got so I couldn't
tell if I was sad
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or just thirsty.
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I shouldn't have done this.
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This was supposed to feel good.
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W-We were supposed
to have some kind of
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slow-motion run
into each other's arms.
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This is all wrong.
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Maybe we can just go to dinner
or something
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just to get over
the initial shock.
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I'm so sorry, Rachel.
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Uh... I'll... I'll call you.
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Oh, hey, Finn, come on in.
246
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I'm learning all this amazing
stuff about Lady Gaga.
247
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She's got this thing called
the "Haus of Gaga," which is
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like, this collective of artists
and designers
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who collaborate on,
on her styles
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and stage sets
and her music.
251
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I think it's
an exciting model
252
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for what we could be doing
in Glee Club.
253
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Yeah, that's kind of what
I wanted to talk to you about.
254
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I don't want to do Lady Gaga.
255
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And I suspect that...
with the exception of Kurt...
256
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that none of the other guys
are gonna want to do it either.
257
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I just feel like we're always
doing whatever the girls want us to do.
258
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Yeah. [Will] Yeah, you're right.
259
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Maybe I haven't been listening
to you guys hard enough.
260
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So let's find a solution.
261
00:12:15,397 --> 00:12:19,067
Well, I, uh, I actually
already have one.
262
00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:20,804
You're wrong.
263
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:22,607
It's a really good name.
It's a rock star name.
264
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,776
You want to name our daughter
"Jack Daniels"?
265
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She's a girl!
266
00:12:26,014 --> 00:12:27,815
Okay, fine, whatever.
Jackie Daniels.
267
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The name is not the point.
I told you this.
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I'm giving up the baby
269
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so I don't have
to do this with you.
270
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This is good for you.
271
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Now you can go off
and be a rock star yourself.
272
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I love wearing
champagne bubbles!
273
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I get to express a whole
different side of myself!
274
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Because even though
I'm painfully shy
275
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and obsessed with death, I'm
a really effervescent person.
276
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,520
Excuse me!
Were you dropped on your heads?!
277
00:12:52,589 --> 00:12:54,924
What was that?
I think you heard me.
278
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I'm just saying.
279
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Pick on me-- that's fine--
but don't throw around a girl.
280
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Well, you know, lately,
281
00:13:01,436 --> 00:13:03,237
we haven't been able
to tell the difference.
282
00:13:03,306 --> 00:13:06,341
We're not gaga for Gaga.
You dress all freaky,
283
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:07,945
and then you rub it
in everybody's faces.
284
00:13:08,013 --> 00:13:09,948
I don't want to look
at it all day!
285
00:13:10,016 --> 00:13:12,851
It's weird.
It makes my eyes tired.
286
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,821
If you want
to switch it up a bit,
287
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just go from Gap
to Banana Republic.
288
00:13:16,159 --> 00:13:18,694
It's called being theatrical.
We're showing off who you are.
289
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It's the same thing you do
when you go to school
290
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with your football
uniforms on.
291
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You're expressing yourself,
and we have every right
292
00:13:24,072 --> 00:13:25,405
to do the same.
Well, you know what?
293
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The next time you want
to express yourself
294
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a little like a circus freak,
don't be shocked when my fist
295
00:13:29,313 --> 00:13:32,048
feels like
expressing itself
against your chin!
296
00:13:32,117 --> 00:13:33,117
Okay?
297
00:13:33,186 --> 00:13:36,221
Knock that crazy fool
crepe-paper nonsense offa you.
298
00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:38,658
Let's go.
Yeah, you don't want
to be late for
299
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your appointment
at Supercuts!
300
00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:42,431
Watch your mouth, homo!
301
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:45,335
And you know what, fancy?
You don't need
302
00:13:45,405 --> 00:13:48,040
an appointment
at Supercuts.
They love walk-ins.
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- [both chortle]
- [school bell rings]
304
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Little monsters, take a bow.
[Will laughs, applause]
305
00:13:56,722 --> 00:13:59,758
All right! Ladies, Kurt, I am
really, really impressed.
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Sientete.
You know, you know
what the best part is?
307
00:14:02,598 --> 00:14:04,565
Each one of those costumes
shows off a different aspect
308
00:14:04,634 --> 00:14:07,269
of your personalities.
Wait. Where's Rachel?
309
00:14:07,339 --> 00:14:08,739
I mean, I only noticed
because, like,
310
00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:10,108
five minutes
have gone by
311
00:14:10,176 --> 00:14:11,643
without her saying something
totally obnoxious.
312
00:14:11,712 --> 00:14:14,914
Rachel kinda got some
intense news yesterday.
313
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,985
We were spying on
Vocal Adrenaline, and...
314
00:14:17,054 --> 00:14:19,021
You guys, that's not fair!
You gotta stop doing that.
315
00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:23,461
But, uh, you know,
what, what'd you find out?
316
00:14:23,531 --> 00:14:27,434
- Okay, y'all ready?
- Miss Corcoran, their coach?
317
00:14:27,503 --> 00:14:30,238
She's Richel's mom.
Are you serious?
318
00:14:30,308 --> 00:14:32,976
Way to bury
the lead, Mercedes.
319
00:14:33,045 --> 00:14:34,579
PUCK:
We're screwed.
320
00:14:34,648 --> 00:14:36,782
Rachel's gonna jump ship
over to Vocal Adrenaline.
Never.
321
00:14:36,851 --> 00:14:38,885
I really don't want
to talk about it, though.
322
00:14:38,955 --> 00:14:40,389
I'm still processing the news.
323
00:14:40,457 --> 00:14:42,658
And my dads are moving
my therapist to our spare room
324
00:14:42,728 --> 00:14:43,994
later this afternoon.
325
00:14:44,062 --> 00:14:46,864
All I can know is that
I'm not going anywhere,
326
00:14:46,934 --> 00:14:48,468
and I've chosen
a Lady Gaga look
327
00:14:48,536 --> 00:14:49,903
that expresses
the longing for a childhood
328
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,206
I was deprived of.
329
00:14:51,273 --> 00:14:53,641
You look terrible.
I look awesome.
330
00:14:53,711 --> 00:14:55,679
I think it's
the Kermit-the-Frog look.
331
00:14:55,748 --> 00:15:00,651
KURT: And we have a jumper.
Well, my dads can't sew,
332
00:15:00,722 --> 00:15:02,723
so these are
just stapled on.
333
00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:04,393
Guys, why don't we worry
about this later,
334
00:15:04,461 --> 00:15:05,895
and maybe try to focus
on the song?
335
00:15:05,964 --> 00:15:07,765
Couldn't agree more.
Hit it!
336
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:08,833
# Lady GaGa - Bad Romance #
337
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:09,834
- * Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah! - *
338
00:15:12,006 --> 00:15:14,007
- * Gaga, ooh-la-la! - *
339
00:15:14,076 --> 00:15:16,144
- * Want your bad romance - *
340
00:15:16,212 --> 00:15:20,349
- * I want your ugly,
I want your disease - *
341
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,822
- * I want your everything
as long as it's free - *
342
00:15:23,892 --> 00:15:26,126
- * I want your love - *
343
00:15:26,195 --> 00:15:29,097
- * Love, love, love,
I want your love - *
344
00:15:32,204 --> 00:15:36,541
- * I want your psycho,
your vertical stick - *
345
00:15:36,611 --> 00:15:40,314
- * Want you in my rear window,
baby, it's sick - *
346
00:15:40,384 --> 00:15:42,251
- * I want your love - *
347
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:45,355
- * Love, love, love,
I want your love, love, love - *
348
00:15:45,425 --> 00:15:47,159
- * I want your love - *
349
00:15:47,228 --> 00:15:49,696
- * You know that I want you - *
350
00:15:49,765 --> 00:15:51,232
- * And you know that I need you - *
351
00:15:51,301 --> 00:15:52,968
- * Because I'm a freak, baby! - *
352
00:15:53,037 --> 00:15:56,439
- * I want it bad, bad romance - *
353
00:15:56,509 --> 00:15:59,744
- * I want your loving
and I want your revenge - *
354
00:15:59,814 --> 00:16:03,016
- * You and me could write
a bad romance - *
355
00:16:03,086 --> 00:16:04,954
- * Oh-oh-oh-oh - *
356
00:16:05,022 --> 00:16:07,724
- * I want your loving,
all your love is revenge - *
357
00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:11,629
- * You and me could write
a bad romance - *
358
00:16:11,699 --> 00:16:16,236
- * Whoa-oa-oa-oa,
oa-oa-oa, oa-oa - *
359
00:16:16,306 --> 00:16:20,443
- * Caught in a bad romance - *
360
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,814
- * Walk, walk, fashion, baby,
work it - *
361
00:16:22,884 --> 00:16:25,519
- * Move that thing,
crazy walk, walk - *
362
00:16:25,587 --> 00:16:27,088
- * Fashion, baby, work it - *
363
00:16:27,156 --> 00:16:29,858
- * Move that thing,
crazy walk, walk - *
364
00:16:29,928 --> 00:16:32,763
- * Fashion, baby, work it,
move that thing - *
365
00:16:32,832 --> 00:16:35,200
- * Crazy walk, walk,
passion, baby, work it - *
366
00:16:35,270 --> 00:16:37,170
- * I'm a freak, baby - *
367
00:16:37,239 --> 00:16:41,476
- * I want your love
and I want your revenge - *
368
00:16:41,546 --> 00:16:44,748
- * I want your love,
I don't want to be bad - *
369
00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:47,119
- * Whoa-oa-oa-oa - *
370
00:16:47,187 --> 00:16:49,889
- * Want your bad romance - *
371
00:16:49,959 --> 00:16:51,359
- * Caught in a bad romance - *
372
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:52,995
- * Want your bad romance - *
373
00:16:53,064 --> 00:16:55,499
- * I want your loving
and I want your revenge - *
374
00:16:55,568 --> 00:16:59,704
- * You and me could write
a bad romance - *
375
00:16:59,774 --> 00:17:01,875
- * Whoa-oa-oa-oa - *
376
00:17:01,945 --> 00:17:04,947
- * I want your loving,
all your love is revenge - *
377
00:17:05,015 --> 00:17:07,650
- * You and me could write
a bad romance - *
378
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:11,056
- * Whoa-oa-oa, oa-oa-oa - *
379
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:13,226
- * Want your bad romance - *
380
00:17:13,295 --> 00:17:14,996
- * Caught in a bad romance - *
381
00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:17,299
- * Want your bad romance - *
382
00:17:17,368 --> 00:17:18,969
- * Whoa-oa-oa, oa-oa-oa - *
383
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:20,938
- * Want your bad romance - *
384
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:23,475
- * Caught in a bad romance - *
385
00:17:24,512 --> 00:17:26,981
- * Rah-rah, ah-ah-ah! - *
386
00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:29,452
- * Roma-Roma-ma-ah! - *
387
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,221
- * Gaga, ooh-la-la! - *
388
00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:34,626
- * Want your bad romance. - *
389
00:17:34,695 --> 00:17:36,696
All right!
390
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:44,395
What up, Finn?
What's that on your face?
391
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,331
You got a bad pimple
or something?
A Finn-ple?
392
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,733
[both laugh]
393
00:17:47,802 --> 00:17:49,636
Dude, are you
wearing makeup?
394
00:17:49,705 --> 00:17:50,872
I knew it was contagious.
395
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:52,107
You moved in
with that little Kurt kid,
396
00:17:52,176 --> 00:17:53,943
and now you got a bad case
of the gay.
397
00:17:54,012 --> 00:17:55,413
It's just something
for Glee Club, all right?
398
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,547
Oh, well, then it's
definitely not gay, huh?
399
00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:57,949
Get out of my way!
400
00:17:58,018 --> 00:18:00,486
Man, how many times
do we got go through this?!
401
00:18:00,555 --> 00:18:03,357
You being a jock
and being in this Glee Club
402
00:18:03,427 --> 00:18:06,395
does not make you versatile.
It makes you bisexual.
403
00:18:06,465 --> 00:18:07,665
And if we have
to kick your ass
404
00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:08,800
to make you
understand that,
405
00:18:08,868 --> 00:18:10,903
then our schedules
are wide open.
406
00:18:10,971 --> 00:18:13,973
Get out of my bathroom.
407
00:18:14,043 --> 00:18:15,610
You girls, y'all belong
across the hallway.
408
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:16,612
Glee boy!
409
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,948
[Karofsky laughs]
410
00:18:19,018 --> 00:18:21,619
[sighs]
411
00:18:21,688 --> 00:18:24,356
[dance music playing]
412
00:18:28,999 --> 00:18:30,400
[music stops]
413
00:18:30,469 --> 00:18:31,902
Yeah, that's better, guys.
Take five.
414
00:18:31,971 --> 00:18:34,806
And, ladies, I don't want
to hear about chafing
415
00:18:34,876 --> 00:18:36,643
just because you're being forced
to wear metal underwear.
416
00:18:36,712 --> 00:18:38,179
Not my problem.
417
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:45,591
Mom?
418
00:18:48,296 --> 00:18:50,798
Hon, you gotta stop sneaking
into these rehearsals.
419
00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:53,635
It's kind of important.
420
00:18:59,948 --> 00:19:02,416
Oh, dear God.
421
00:19:02,485 --> 00:19:03,418
My dads can't sew.
422
00:19:04,955 --> 00:19:06,890
I really need a mom right now.
423
00:19:08,829 --> 00:19:10,763
Do you think you can help?
424
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,105
Sorry I'm late.
425
00:19:16,174 --> 00:19:17,174
Whoa, looking
good, Rachel!
426
00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:19,743
Thanks.
427
00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:21,580
My mom made it.
Very nice.
428
00:19:23,151 --> 00:19:25,219
[Mercedes laughs]
429
00:19:25,288 --> 00:19:26,888
Well, we're all here,
so without further ado,
430
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,859
I'd like to introduce The Boys!
431
00:19:29,928 --> 00:19:33,664
ARTIE:
Lima, Ohio, get ready to rock!
432
00:19:33,733 --> 00:19:38,103
- [girls laugh]
- [KISS' "Shout It Out" begins]
- [cheering]
433
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:45,449
- * Well, the night is young
and you want some fun - *
434
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,253
- * Do you think
you're gonna find it? - *
435
00:19:47,322 --> 00:19:49,089
- * Think you're gonna find it? - *
436
00:19:49,158 --> 00:19:52,460
GIRLS: Whoo!
- * You got to treat yourself
like number one - *
437
00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:54,264
- * Do you need to be reminded? - *
438
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,434
- * Need to be reminded? - *
439
00:19:56,502 --> 00:19:58,637
Whoo!
- * It doesn't matter
what you do or say - *
440
00:19:58,706 --> 00:20:03,209
- * Just forget the things
that you've been told - *
441
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:07,016
- * We can't do it any other way - *
442
00:20:07,086 --> 00:20:10,054
- * Everybody's got
to rock and roll - *
443
00:20:10,124 --> 00:20:12,125
- * Oh, oh, oh, ooh ! - *
444
00:20:12,194 --> 00:20:14,762
- * Shout it, shout it - *
445
00:20:14,831 --> 00:20:18,300
- * Shout it out loud! - *
446
00:20:19,438 --> 00:20:21,873
- * Shout it, shout it - *
447
00:20:21,942 --> 00:20:24,744
- * Shout it out loud! - *
448
00:20:25,982 --> 00:20:27,583
- * If you don't feel good - *
449
00:20:27,652 --> 00:20:29,853
- * There's a way you could - *
450
00:20:29,922 --> 00:20:31,489
- * Don't sit there
broken-hearted - *
451
00:20:31,557 --> 00:20:32,858
- * Sit there broken-hearted! - *
452
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:36,329
- * Call all your friends
in the neighborhood - *
453
00:20:36,398 --> 00:20:38,666
- * And get the party started - *
454
00:20:38,735 --> 00:20:40,436
- * Get the party started - *
455
00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:43,941
- * Don't let 'em tell you
that there's too much noise - *
456
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,645
- * They're too old
to really understand - *
457
00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:47,881
[girls laughing]
458
00:20:47,950 --> 00:20:49,150
- * You'll still get rowdy - *
459
00:20:49,218 --> 00:20:50,986
- * With the girls and boys - *
460
00:20:51,055 --> 00:20:54,457
- * 'Cause it's time for you
to take a stand - *
461
00:20:54,527 --> 00:20:55,860
- * Yeah, yeah - *
462
00:20:55,928 --> 00:20:58,863
- * Yeah! Shout it, shout it - *
463
00:20:58,933 --> 00:21:01,568
- * Shout it out loud! - *
464
00:21:01,638 --> 00:21:03,472
- * You got to have a party - *
465
00:21:03,541 --> 00:21:06,042
- * Shout it, shout it - *
466
00:21:06,111 --> 00:21:08,512
- * Shout it out loud! - *
467
00:21:08,582 --> 00:21:10,416
- * Turn it up louder - *
468
00:21:10,485 --> 00:21:13,120
- * Shout it, shout it - *
469
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:16,124
- * Shout it out loud! - *
470
00:21:16,194 --> 00:21:17,294
- * Oh, yeah-yeah! - *
471
00:21:17,362 --> 00:21:20,130
- * Shout it, shout it - *
472
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,401
- * Shout it out loud! - *
473
00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:24,471
- * Hear it getting louder - *
474
00:21:24,539 --> 00:21:27,408
- * Shout it, shout it - *
475
00:21:27,478 --> 00:21:29,679
- * Shout it out loud! - *
476
00:21:32,019 --> 00:21:33,386
[song ends]
477
00:21:33,453 --> 00:21:37,823
[girls cheering]
478
00:21:37,894 --> 00:21:40,262
All right, guys,
very impressive.
479
00:21:40,331 --> 00:21:42,966
Very, very... loud.
[chuckles]
480
00:21:43,036 --> 00:21:45,537
But what, uh, what does
that performance express?
481
00:21:45,606 --> 00:21:46,906
And what do those
costumes illustrate?
482
00:21:46,975 --> 00:21:48,809
We did our research, Mr. Shue.
483
00:21:48,878 --> 00:21:50,278
Yeah, Finn's demon look
484
00:21:50,347 --> 00:21:52,348
is because Gene Simmons liked
comic books as a kid,
485
00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:54,251
and they called Paul Stanley
the "Star Child"
486
00:21:54,319 --> 00:21:55,987
because he was a romantic
or something.
487
00:21:56,056 --> 00:21:57,689
But that doesn't
really explain my whore lips.
488
00:21:57,758 --> 00:21:59,492
And my Ace Frehley is supposed
489
00:21:59,561 --> 00:22:00,795
to be a spaceman
from another planet.
490
00:22:00,863 --> 00:22:02,264
Mike's iconic catman
491
00:22:02,332 --> 00:22:04,333
is because Peter Criss
claimed to have nine lives.
492
00:22:04,402 --> 00:22:07,104
Yeah, And I'm dressed as the guy
who replaced Artie when he quit.
493
00:22:07,173 --> 00:22:09,774
Well, congratulations,
guys. Job well done.
494
00:22:09,844 --> 00:22:11,344
Let's give it up
for the boys!
495
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,448
[cheering]
496
00:22:17,789 --> 00:22:19,657
I thought the boys'
KISS number was good,
497
00:22:19,725 --> 00:22:21,893
although the lyrics did leave
something to be desired.
498
00:22:21,963 --> 00:22:23,564
And Finn kept sticking
his tongue out
499
00:22:23,631 --> 00:22:25,265
and I couldn't stop
picturing him licking stuff.
500
00:22:25,334 --> 00:22:26,401
It was disturbing.
501
00:22:27,872 --> 00:22:29,539
We warned you.
502
00:22:29,608 --> 00:22:31,776
Now Gaga's got to go.
503
00:22:35,784 --> 00:22:38,586
Could you have a word
with Azimio and Karofsky
504
00:22:38,655 --> 00:22:40,723
about harassing me without
damaging my Gaga outfit?
505
00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:43,026
Are you serious?
506
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,363
Do you know how difficult
it is with those guys?
507
00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:47,334
They already think
we're boyfriends.
508
00:22:47,402 --> 00:22:49,103
Let them think
what they want.
509
00:22:49,172 --> 00:22:50,539
They're Neanderthals.
510
00:22:50,608 --> 00:22:52,442
In three years, they'll
be cleaning my septic tank.
511
00:22:52,511 --> 00:22:54,278
Don't you get it?
It's not just them.
512
00:22:54,347 --> 00:22:55,814
We live in Ohio--
513
00:22:55,883 --> 00:22:58,851
not New York or San Francisco
or some other city
514
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,221
where people eat vegetables
that aren't fried.
515
00:23:03,327 --> 00:23:05,095
I don't understand
why you always need
516
00:23:05,164 --> 00:23:06,731
to make such a big spectacle
517
00:23:06,799 --> 00:23:08,167
of yourself.
518
00:23:08,234 --> 00:23:10,536
Why can't you just work
harder at blending in?
519
00:23:10,605 --> 00:23:12,640
I'm sure that'd be
easier for you.
520
00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:14,843
You know, it would.
521
00:23:22,290 --> 00:23:25,225
You are such a boy.
522
00:23:25,295 --> 00:23:26,995
You're going to have
to use a moist towelette
523
00:23:27,064 --> 00:23:28,164
if you want to get
that makeup off.
524
00:23:29,835 --> 00:23:31,203
Don't touch me!
525
00:23:31,270 --> 00:23:32,704
What is your problem, Finn?
526
00:23:32,773 --> 00:23:34,006
It's just a moist towelette!
527
00:23:37,914 --> 00:23:39,715
I'm gonna finish
in the laundry room.
528
00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:43,020
Grow up, Finn!
529
00:23:50,176 --> 00:23:51,944
I know why you called,
and don't worry about it.
530
00:23:52,012 --> 00:23:53,680
My reconnection with Rachel
is not some kind of plot
531
00:23:53,549 --> 00:23:55,416
to mess with you guys
before regionals.
532
00:23:55,485 --> 00:23:57,486
I'm not worried about regionals.
533
00:23:58,557 --> 00:23:59,623
It's Rachel.
534
00:23:59,691 --> 00:24:01,759
She's special.
535
00:24:01,827 --> 00:24:03,662
She's got all
of the best of you.
536
00:24:03,730 --> 00:24:05,298
She's strong-willed, dramatic,
537
00:24:05,366 --> 00:24:07,034
wildly talented.
538
00:24:07,102 --> 00:24:08,369
Go on.
539
00:24:08,438 --> 00:24:09,538
But she's not hard like you.
540
00:24:09,607 --> 00:24:11,775
She's fragile.
541
00:24:11,843 --> 00:24:13,044
over-emotional.
542
00:24:13,112 --> 00:24:14,279
And she's clearly
convinced herself
543
00:24:14,347 --> 00:24:15,647
that you are as committed
to this reunion
544
00:24:15,716 --> 00:24:17,884
as she is.
545
00:24:17,953 --> 00:24:20,087
And I don't think you are.
546
00:24:20,157 --> 00:24:21,857
You're not
prepared to have
547
00:24:21,926 --> 00:24:22,960
a teenage daughter.
548
00:24:23,027 --> 00:24:24,528
Are you?
549
00:24:28,469 --> 00:24:30,370
I can't have any more kids.
550
00:24:30,439 --> 00:24:32,707
There were issues
551
00:24:32,776 --> 00:24:34,611
a few years back.
552
00:24:34,679 --> 00:24:36,880
Then some surgery,
and that's that.
553
00:24:40,655 --> 00:24:42,656
I really wanted a daughter.
554
00:24:46,430 --> 00:24:47,998
That's why it was
so important to me
555
00:24:48,066 --> 00:24:49,467
to make that bond with her.
556
00:24:50,971 --> 00:24:54,340
But you're right.
557
00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:57,479
I wanted my baby back.
558
00:24:57,549 --> 00:24:59,383
Rachel's an adult now.
559
00:24:59,452 --> 00:25:00,719
She doesn't need me.
560
00:25:01,287 --> 00:25:03,555
Shelby,
561
00:25:03,624 --> 00:25:05,759
I can't tell you what to do...
562
00:25:07,296 --> 00:25:10,098
But if you really love her,
563
00:25:10,168 --> 00:25:11,635
you have to tell her
564
00:25:11,704 --> 00:25:13,772
what you just told me.
565
00:25:16,411 --> 00:25:18,311
KURT:
I had to skip school
to finish it,
566
00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:20,248
but I think you're really
going to like it.
567
00:25:22,988 --> 00:25:25,356
Consider it a peace offering
after all the yelling
568
00:25:25,425 --> 00:25:27,592
that we've been doing.
569
00:25:27,661 --> 00:25:29,429
I used Marlene Dietrich
and Gary Cooper in Morocco
570
00:25:29,497 --> 00:25:31,665
as my inspiration.
571
00:25:31,735 --> 00:25:33,903
It's a perfect blend
of the masculine
and the feminine,
572
00:25:33,971 --> 00:25:36,006
the muted and the theatrical.
573
00:25:36,075 --> 00:25:38,543
Are you freaking insane?
574
00:25:39,714 --> 00:25:41,381
I can't live here. I'm a dude.
575
00:25:43,586 --> 00:25:44,886
What the hell is that
576
00:25:44,955 --> 00:25:46,189
supposed to be?
577
00:25:46,257 --> 00:25:47,558
It's a privacy partition
578
00:25:47,626 --> 00:25:49,861
It's all I could find
on such short notice.
579
00:25:49,930 --> 00:25:51,197
Why are you getting
angry about everything?
580
00:25:51,265 --> 00:25:52,399
I worked hard on thi
581
00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:54,568
That's not
a privacy partition!
582
00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:56,038
Why is it so
hard for you
583
00:25:56,106 --> 00:25:57,439
to understand?
584
00:25:57,508 --> 00:25:59,309
I don't want to get dressed
in front of you!
585
00:25:59,377 --> 00:26:00,811
Do you know that
586
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,381
I put my underwear on
in the shower
587
00:26:03,450 --> 00:26:04,984
before I come out
when you're around?
588
00:26:05,053 --> 00:26:06,820
I just... I don't want
to have to worry
589
00:26:06,889 --> 00:26:08,656
about that kind of stuff
in my own room, man.
590
00:26:08,725 --> 00:26:10,659
And what stuff
are you referring to?
591
00:26:10,729 --> 00:26:12,730
You know. You know
what I'm talking about.
592
00:26:12,799 --> 00:26:14,333
Don't play dumb.
593
00:26:14,401 --> 00:26:16,636
Why can't you just accept
that I'm not like you?
594
00:26:16,705 --> 00:26:19,406
I have accepted that.
No, you haven't.
595
00:26:19,475 --> 00:26:22,077
You think I don't see
the way you stare at me?
596
00:26:22,147 --> 00:26:23,914
How flirty you get.
597
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:25,717
You think I don't know
why you got so excited
598
00:26:25,786 --> 00:26:27,253
that we were going to be
moving in together?
599
00:26:27,321 --> 00:26:29,356
It's just a room, Finn!
600
00:26:29,424 --> 00:26:31,192
We can redecorate it
if you want to!
601
00:26:31,261 --> 00:26:32,828
Okay, good.
602
00:26:32,897 --> 00:26:35,532
Well, then the first thing
that needs to go
603
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,168
is that faggy lamp.
604
00:26:37,236 --> 00:26:38,804
And then we need to get rid
of this faggy couch cover...
605
00:26:38,872 --> 00:26:40,206
Hey!
606
00:26:40,275 --> 00:26:42,609
What did you
just call him?
607
00:26:42,678 --> 00:26:44,746
Oh, no, no, I didn't
call him anything.
608
00:26:44,816 --> 00:26:46,283
I was talking to the blanket.
609
00:26:46,350 --> 00:26:48,418
If you use that word,
you're talking about him.
610
00:26:48,488 --> 00:26:49,755
Relax, Dad. I didn't
take it that way.
611
00:26:49,823 --> 00:26:51,857
Yeah, that's because
you're 16
612
00:26:51,927 --> 00:26:53,527
and you still assume
the best in people.
613
00:26:53,596 --> 00:26:54,996
You live a few years,
614
00:26:55,064 --> 00:26:56,698
you start seeing the hate
in people's hearts.
615
00:26:57,836 --> 00:26:59,002
Even the best people.
616
00:26:59,071 --> 00:27:00,605
You use the "N" word?
617
00:27:00,673 --> 00:27:01,639
Of course not.
618
00:27:01,708 --> 00:27:03,475
How about "retard"?
619
00:27:03,544 --> 00:27:06,213
You call that nice girl
in Cheerios! with Kurt,
you call her a retard?
620
00:27:06,282 --> 00:27:08,650
Becky-- no. She's my friend.
She's got Down syndrome.
621
00:27:08,719 --> 00:27:10,453
I'd never call her that.
That's cruel.
622
00:27:10,522 --> 00:27:12,122
But you think it's okay
to come into my house
623
00:27:12,191 --> 00:27:13,491
and say "faggy"?
624
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,229
That's not what I meant...
I know what you meant!
625
00:27:16,297 --> 00:27:19,499
What, you think I didn't use
that word when I was your age?
626
00:27:19,569 --> 00:27:21,237
You know,
some kid
627
00:27:21,305 --> 00:27:22,839
gets clocked in practice,
628
00:27:22,908 --> 00:27:24,709
we'd tell him to stop
being such a fag.
629
00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:26,345
Shake it off.
630
00:27:26,413 --> 00:27:27,780
We meant it exactly
631
00:27:27,849 --> 00:27:29,984
the way you meant it.
632
00:27:30,052 --> 00:27:31,786
That being gay is wrong.
633
00:27:31,855 --> 00:27:33,222
That it's some kind
634
00:27:33,291 --> 00:27:34,591
of punishable offense.
635
00:27:34,659 --> 00:27:36,526
I really thought
you were different, Finn.
636
00:27:37,931 --> 00:27:41,233
You know, I thought
that being in Glee Club
637
00:27:41,303 --> 00:27:43,971
and being raised
by your mom
638
00:27:44,041 --> 00:27:46,042
meant that you were some,
you know,
639
00:27:46,111 --> 00:27:48,846
new generation of dude
who saw things differently.
640
00:27:48,915 --> 00:27:51,149
Who just kind of, you know,
came into the world
641
00:27:51,219 --> 00:27:53,820
knowing what has taken me
years of struggling
642
00:27:53,889 --> 00:27:55,957
to figure out.
643
00:27:56,026 --> 00:27:58,027
I guess I was wrong.
644
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,534
I'm sorry, Finn, but you
can't... you can't stay here.
645
00:28:03,738 --> 00:28:04,905
Dad.
646
00:28:04,973 --> 00:28:06,340
I love your mom.
647
00:28:06,409 --> 00:28:09,611
And maybe this is
going to cost me her,
648
00:28:09,681 --> 00:28:12,049
but my family comes first.
649
00:28:12,117 --> 00:28:13,718
I can't have that kind
of poison around.
650
00:28:17,192 --> 00:28:20,227
This is our home, Kurt.
651
00:28:20,297 --> 00:28:22,532
He is my son.
652
00:28:25,739 --> 00:28:28,140
Out in the world,
you do what you want,
653
00:28:28,209 --> 00:28:30,477
but not under my roof.
654
00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:46,469
The place looks great.
655
00:29:07,906 --> 00:29:10,874
- You should be in orbit.
- My balls keep fallinoff.
656
00:29:10,943 --> 00:29:12,510
Been there.
657
00:29:12,579 --> 00:29:14,447
I want to talk about this.
658
00:29:14,515 --> 00:29:17,150
There's not much to say.
659
00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:20,522
I feel sorry for you.
I thought you were different.
660
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:24,028
I am different.
661
00:29:24,098 --> 00:29:26,165
WILL:
All right, let's
get things started.
662
00:29:25,433 --> 00:29:26,633
Mr. Shue.
663
00:29:26,702 --> 00:29:28,303
There's something
I want to say to Quinn.
664
00:29:30,274 --> 00:29:31,408
And I want everybody
to hear it.
665
00:29:31,477 --> 00:29:33,277
All right.
666
00:29:34,347 --> 00:29:37,749
At first I didn't really get
this theatrical assignment,
667
00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:40,221
being larger than life and
putting it all out there,
668
00:29:40,290 --> 00:29:42,325
'cause I'm kind
of like that all the time.
669
00:29:44,363 --> 00:29:46,965
That's how my dad was, too.
670
00:29:47,034 --> 00:29:49,469
He was too busy being all crazy
and rock and roll
671
00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:50,905
to be there for his kid.
672
00:29:50,974 --> 00:29:52,407
And you know what?
673
00:29:52,476 --> 00:29:54,544
I didn't care that
my dad was a badass.
674
00:29:54,613 --> 00:29:57,147
I just wanted him to be there.
675
00:29:57,216 --> 00:29:58,316
And he never was.
676
00:29:59,721 --> 00:30:01,121
And then I learned
677
00:30:01,189 --> 00:30:03,123
all this KISS stuff
678
00:30:03,193 --> 00:30:05,494
and while Jackie Daniels
is a great name for like
679
00:30:05,563 --> 00:30:09,232
a powerboat or something,
it's not right for a baby girl.
680
00:30:09,302 --> 00:30:11,436
So if my KISS mates
681
00:30:11,505 --> 00:30:14,340
will help me out,
I got a better idea.
682
00:30:16,413 --> 00:30:17,513
Grab a stool, guys.
683
00:30:23,024 --> 00:30:25,225
[KISS' "Beth" intro playing]
684
00:30:39,482 --> 00:30:42,885
- * Beth, I hear you calling - *
685
00:30:42,955 --> 00:30:46,691
- * But I can't come home
right now - *
686
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:51,297
- * Me and the boys are playing - *
687
00:30:51,368 --> 00:30:55,938
- * And we just can't
find the sound - *
688
00:30:56,008 --> 00:30:58,977
- * Just a few more hours - *
689
00:30:59,046 --> 00:31:02,582
- * And I'll be right home
to you - *
690
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:07,222
- * I think I hear them calling - *
691
00:31:07,292 --> 00:31:11,362
- * Oh, Beth, what can I do? - *
692
00:31:11,432 --> 00:31:15,369
- * Beth, what can I do? - *
693
00:31:15,438 --> 00:31:19,108
- * You say you feel so empty - *
694
00:31:19,177 --> 00:31:23,214
- * That our house
just ain't our home - *
695
00:31:23,283 --> 00:31:26,753
- * I'm always somewhere else - *
696
00:31:26,822 --> 00:31:31,526
- * And you're always
there alone - *
697
00:31:31,597 --> 00:31:34,832
- * Just a few more hours - *
698
00:31:34,902 --> 00:31:38,204
- * And I'll be
right home to you - *
699
00:31:38,274 --> 00:31:43,111
- * I think I hear them calling - *
700
00:31:43,182 --> 00:31:46,618
- * Oh, Beth, what can I do? - *
701
00:31:46,687 --> 00:31:51,390
- * Beth, what can I do? - *
702
00:32:17,335 --> 00:32:20,771
- * Beth, I know you're lonely - *
703
00:32:20,841 --> 00:32:25,911
- * And I hope
you'll be all right - *
704
00:32:25,981 --> 00:32:34,388
- * 'Cause me and the boys
will be playing all night - *
705
00:32:37,199 --> 00:32:44,272
- * All night. - *
706
00:32:59,233 --> 00:33:01,835
I know you're
giving her up,
707
00:33:01,905 --> 00:33:05,541
but before you do, I think
you should name her Beth.
708
00:33:07,246 --> 00:33:08,580
If you'll let me,
709
00:33:08,648 --> 00:33:12,017
I'd really like to be there
when she's born.
710
00:33:12,086 --> 00:33:13,720
I'd really like to meet her.
711
00:33:31,037 --> 00:33:34,273
So, how'd your dads come up
with the name "Rachel"?
712
00:33:36,412 --> 00:33:38,380
They were, um,
big Friends fans.
713
00:33:42,822 --> 00:33:45,256
I know why you're here...
714
00:33:45,326 --> 00:33:47,094
to say good-bye.
715
00:33:47,162 --> 00:33:50,832
I really wanted this to work.
716
00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:57,175
Do you know what
really turned me?
717
00:33:57,245 --> 00:33:59,747
That story that you told me
about your dads,
718
00:33:59,815 --> 00:34:01,516
and how they'd bring you water
719
00:34:01,585 --> 00:34:04,887
when you were sad.
720
00:34:04,957 --> 00:34:06,991
We're never gonna have
anything like that.
721
00:34:07,060 --> 00:34:10,295
It's too late
for us.
722
00:34:10,365 --> 00:34:12,733
I just think that anything
we share right now
723
00:34:12,802 --> 00:34:15,037
is gonna be confusing for you.
724
00:34:17,476 --> 00:34:19,010
I just don't understand.
725
00:34:19,079 --> 00:34:20,479
You're my mom.
726
00:34:20,548 --> 00:34:23,050
I feel awful right now,
and I should want
727
00:34:23,118 --> 00:34:25,286
to just fall into your arms
and let you rock me
728
00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:29,224
and tell me everything
is gonna be fine, but...
729
00:34:29,294 --> 00:34:31,796
I just don't feel it.
730
00:34:34,235 --> 00:34:38,372
It's because I'm your mother,
but I'm not your mom.
731
00:34:41,981 --> 00:34:45,617
So what? Do we just pretend
we don't know each other now?
732
00:34:47,457 --> 00:34:50,192
That seems silly.
733
00:34:50,260 --> 00:34:54,030
Let's just be grateful
for one another...
734
00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:55,433
from afar.
735
00:34:55,502 --> 00:34:56,702
For a while.
736
00:34:56,771 --> 00:34:59,473
Don't think for
a second I'm gonna
737
00:34:59,541 --> 00:35:00,842
go soft on you
during regionals.
738
00:35:00,910 --> 00:35:04,346
[sniffles]
Bring it. [chuckles]
739
00:35:07,187 --> 00:35:09,322
Can I have a hug good-bye?
740
00:35:13,430 --> 00:35:15,231
Sure.
741
00:35:32,226 --> 00:35:33,660
[sniffles]
742
00:35:33,729 --> 00:35:36,397
Can you do me one more favor?
743
00:35:39,171 --> 00:35:41,238
Sometime when you're thirsty...
744
00:35:46,515 --> 00:35:49,918
can you get yourself some water
from this cup?
745
00:35:49,987 --> 00:35:54,191
Gold stars are
kinda my thing.
746
00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:01,802
Of course. [chuckles]
747
00:36:05,277 --> 00:36:07,712
Shelby...
748
00:36:07,782 --> 00:36:11,685
before you go, will...
749
00:36:11,754 --> 00:36:13,455
will you sing with me?
750
00:36:15,026 --> 00:36:16,760
Just one time.
751
00:36:16,829 --> 00:36:19,664
It's sort of a fantasy of mine,
752
00:36:19,733 --> 00:36:22,568
and it would really mean
a lot to me.
753
00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:26,174
I would be honored.
754
00:36:26,244 --> 00:36:27,978
Brad!
755
00:36:28,046 --> 00:36:29,981
He's always just around.
756
00:36:32,353 --> 00:36:34,487
Um, take that.
757
00:36:34,557 --> 00:36:35,924
Here you go.
758
00:36:35,992 --> 00:36:36,858
[chuckles]
759
00:36:38,062 --> 00:36:39,062
# Lady GaGa's Poker Face #
760
00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:45,103
- * I want to hold 'em
like they do in Texas, please - *
761
00:36:45,575 --> 00:36:47,976
- * Fold 'em, let 'em hit me,
raise it - *
762
00:36:48,745 --> 00:36:53,215
- * Baby, stay with me - *
763
00:36:53,286 --> 00:36:55,420
- * Love the game,
and intuition - *
764
00:36:55,489 --> 00:36:59,525
- * Play the cards with spades
to start - *
765
00:36:59,395 --> 00:37:02,363
- * And after he's been hooked - *
766
00:37:02,433 --> 00:37:09,439
- * I'll play the one
that's sewn his heart - *
767
00:37:09,511 --> 00:37:15,382
- * Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh - *
768
00:37:15,453 --> 00:37:20,824
- * I'll get him hot
and show him what I got - *
769
00:37:20,095 --> 00:37:22,330
- * Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh - *
770
00:37:22,398 --> 00:37:28,337
- * Oh-oh, oh, I'll get him hot - *
771
00:37:28,408 --> 00:37:32,511
- * And show him what I got - *
772
00:37:32,581 --> 00:37:35,383
- * Can't read my, can't read my - *
773
00:37:35,453 --> 00:37:39,456
- * No, he can't read
my poker face - *
774
00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:43,228
- * She's got to love nobody - *
775
00:37:43,298 --> 00:37:45,666
- * Can't read my, can't read my - *
776
00:37:45,735 --> 00:37:49,904
- * No, he can't read
my poker face - *
777
00:37:49,975 --> 00:37:53,244
"She's got to love nobody.
- She's got to love nobody"
778
00:37:53,314 --> 00:37:57,951
Poker face, p-p-poker face - *
779
00:37:58,021 --> 00:38:04,659
- * P-p-p-poker face,
p-p-poker face - *
780
00:38:04,731 --> 00:38:07,099
- * I want to roll with him - *
781
00:38:07,168 --> 00:38:09,703
- * A hard pair we will be - *
782
00:38:09,773 --> 00:38:14,176
- * A little gambling is fun - *
783
00:38:14,246 --> 00:38:17,615
- * When you're with me - *
784
00:38:17,884 --> 00:38:22,588
- * Russian roulette is not
the same without a gun - *
785
00:38:22,659 --> 00:38:25,694
- * And, baby, when it's love - *
786
00:38:25,764 --> 00:38:29,467
- * If it ain't rough,
it isn't fun - *
787
00:38:29,536 --> 00:38:34,674
- * Oh, oh-oh, oh,
oh-uh-oh-oh, oh - *
788
00:38:34,745 --> 00:38:37,213
- * I'll get him hot - *
789
00:38:37,282 --> 00:38:40,284
- * Show him what I got - *
790
00:38:40,353 --> 00:38:42,154
- * Can't read my - *
791
00:38:42,223 --> 00:38:44,024
- * Can't read my - *
792
00:38:44,092 --> 00:38:47,995
BOTH:
- * No, he can't read
my poker face - *
793
00:38:48,065 --> 00:38:51,534
- * She's got to love nobody - *
794
00:38:51,604 --> 00:38:54,506
- * Can't read my, can't read my - *
795
00:38:54,575 --> 00:38:58,812
- * No, he can't read
my poker face - *
796
00:38:58,882 --> 00:39:03,352
- * She's got to love nobody - *
797
00:39:03,423 --> 00:39:06,124
- * I won't tell you
that I love you - *
798
00:39:06,193 --> 00:39:08,261
- * Kiss or hug you - *
799
00:39:08,331 --> 00:39:10,899
- * 'Cause I'm bluffin'
with my muffin - *
800
00:39:10,967 --> 00:39:13,369
- * I'm not lying - *
801
00:39:13,438 --> 00:39:18,542
- * I'm just stunnin'
with love-glue-gunnin' - *
802
00:39:18,612 --> 00:39:22,382
- * Just like a chick
in the casino - *
803
00:39:22,452 --> 00:39:25,987
- * Take your bank
before I pay you out - *
804
00:39:26,057 --> 00:39:28,892
- * I promise this,
I promise this - *
805
00:39:28,962 --> 00:39:31,030
- * Check this hand - *
806
00:39:31,099 --> 00:39:35,702
- * 'Cause I am marvelous - *
807
00:39:36,573 --> 00:39:38,240
- * I'm marvelous - *
808
00:39:38,309 --> 00:39:39,442
- * I'm marvelous - *
809
00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:40,711
- * I'm marvelous - *
810
00:39:40,780 --> 00:39:43,849
- * So marvelous - *
811
00:39:43,918 --> 00:39:47,287
- * She's got to love nobody - *
812
00:39:47,356 --> 00:39:50,125
- * Can't read my,
can't read my - *
813
00:39:50,195 --> 00:39:54,331
- * No, he can't read
my poker face - *
814
00:39:54,401 --> 00:40:01,207
- * She's got to love nobody. - *
815
00:40:12,529 --> 00:40:15,297
You are really, really good.
816
00:40:29,756 --> 00:40:31,590
[sniffling]
817
00:40:34,897 --> 00:40:36,665
[school bell ringing]
Whoa!
818
00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:38,835
Guys, why are you all
in your theatricality costumes?
819
00:40:38,903 --> 00:40:41,272
It's the end of the week.
We were kinda hoping
820
00:40:41,341 --> 00:40:42,942
to learn what the lesson
of the assignment was.
821
00:40:43,011 --> 00:40:45,679
Well, um...
822
00:40:45,748 --> 00:40:47,582
you guys have had some
great numbers this week,
823
00:40:47,651 --> 00:40:50,085
but I'm not totally sure
that I know either.
824
00:40:50,155 --> 00:40:51,422
[all laugh]
825
00:40:51,490 --> 00:40:53,057
I do.
826
00:40:53,126 --> 00:40:54,593
I refuse to dress
like somebody I'm not
827
00:40:54,662 --> 00:40:56,262
to be somebody I'm not.
828
00:40:56,331 --> 00:40:59,633
And I learned it's good
to be a little theatrical.
829
00:41:00,905 --> 00:41:02,506
[gasps]
830
00:41:02,573 --> 00:41:03,874
So here's what's
going to happen.
831
00:41:03,942 --> 00:41:06,277
My dad-- he's the king
of the vampires.
832
00:41:06,347 --> 00:41:09,783
And Asian vampires are the most
vicious of all the vampires.
833
00:41:09,852 --> 00:41:11,820
You're going to let me
wear my lady demon clothes,
834
00:41:11,889 --> 00:41:14,991
or my dad will fly into your
bedroom and bite your face off.
835
00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:16,660
He's really pissed.
836
00:41:16,729 --> 00:41:17,762
Is that what you want?
837
00:41:17,831 --> 00:41:19,765
No, I don't want that.
I'm afraid.
838
00:41:19,834 --> 00:41:21,902
Good. I'm glad we had this talk.
839
00:41:21,970 --> 00:41:23,771
Now I have to go back
to my coffin
840
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,241
because the light is burning
my eyes!
841
00:41:26,311 --> 00:41:28,045
[applause]
There she is.
842
00:41:28,114 --> 00:41:31,416
[all cheering]
843
00:41:31,486 --> 00:41:32,853
Wait. Where's Kurt?
844
00:41:33,989 --> 00:41:34,989
Where's Finn?
845
00:41:35,058 --> 00:41:36,692
Fine.
846
00:41:36,761 --> 00:41:38,095
You want to hit me?
847
00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:39,763
You want to beat me up?
Go ahead.
848
00:41:39,832 --> 00:41:41,733
But I swear to you
I will never change.
849
00:41:41,801 --> 00:41:43,902
I'm proud to be different.
850
00:41:43,972 --> 00:41:45,906
It's the best thing about me.
851
00:41:45,975 --> 00:41:48,710
So go ahead, hit me.
852
00:41:48,779 --> 00:41:50,012
I believe I will.
853
00:41:50,081 --> 00:41:51,615
Sir, would you
like to go first?
854
00:41:51,684 --> 00:41:53,885
FINN:
You're not hitting anyone.
855
00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:58,292
Oh, my God.
856
00:41:58,361 --> 00:41:59,995
Is he wearing a red rubber
dress or am I trippin'?
857
00:42:00,064 --> 00:42:01,331
I want to thank you, Kurt.
858
00:42:01,399 --> 00:42:03,266
I realize I still have
859
00:42:03,335 --> 00:42:05,269
a lot to learn,
860
00:42:05,339 --> 00:42:07,206
but the reason I'm here
right now...
861
00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:08,609
in a shower curtain,
862
00:42:08,676 --> 00:42:10,911
is... because of you.
863
00:42:12,850 --> 00:42:14,651
And I'm not going to let anyone
lay a hand on you.
864
00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:16,654
[chuckles]
Oh, really, dude?
865
00:42:16,723 --> 00:42:18,991
'Cause I'm pretty sure
we can take both of you.
866
00:42:19,059 --> 00:42:20,794
PUCK:
Yeah?
867
00:42:20,862 --> 00:42:22,930
But can you take
all of us?
AZIMIO:
Okay.
868
00:42:22,999 --> 00:42:24,699
Okay, I get it.
869
00:42:24,768 --> 00:42:26,602
I took biology.
You know what, Karofsky?
870
00:42:26,672 --> 00:42:28,006
We done disturbed
the freak hive.
871
00:42:28,073 --> 00:42:30,575
The worker freaks is trying
to protect the queen freak.
872
00:42:30,645 --> 00:42:32,846
Next time...
873
00:42:32,915 --> 00:42:34,782
we'll bring some friends, too.
874
00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:41,593
I'm tired of everyone
calling us freaks.
875
00:42:41,662 --> 00:42:43,463
Welllook at us.
We are freaks.
876
00:42:43,531 --> 00:42:45,299
[all laugh]
877
00:42:45,367 --> 00:42:47,335
But we're all freaks
together.
878
00:42:47,404 --> 00:42:50,306
And we shouldn't
have to hide it.
879
00:42:50,375 --> 00:42:52,243
[Will clapping]
880
00:42:54,348 --> 00:42:56,449
Nice job, Finn.
881
00:42:56,518 --> 00:42:59,119
I think you just figured out
what the lesson was.
882
00:42:59,189 --> 00:43:00,990
Kinda makes me wish
I had planned it.
883
00:43:01,059 --> 00:43:04,928
But Mercedes is right,
You do all look incredibly insane.
884
00:43:04,998 --> 00:43:07,266
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're so welcome.
885
00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:09,236
WILL:
Anyways, let's get
back to work
886
00:43:09,304 --> 00:43:12,139
before you're all forced
to join the circus.
887
00:43:12,209 --> 00:43:14,344
Next stop? Regionals.