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So here's what you missed on Glee:
Emma had a crush on Will,
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but Will was married.
Then Will had a crush on Emma,
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so he got a divorce
and he kissed her,
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- but now she's dating some dude named Carl.
- He's my dentist.
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It's a total bummer.
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Tina told Artie
to take a hike...
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You're a terrible
boyfriend.
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...and then she got the hots
for Mike Chang,
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and now he's obsessed
with getting her back.
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I want abs.
So much drama!
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And that's
what you missed on Glee.
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All right, who can tell me
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who Christopher Cross is?
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He discovered America.
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Close.
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He did write an iconic
chart topper: "Sailing."
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I have a bad feeling
about this lesson.
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Never heard of him,
don't want to hear about him.
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Now some people think
of the term
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"Easy Listening" as a bad thing.
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But I'm going to let this music
speak for itself.
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You guys love Lady Gaga
and the Rolling Stones...
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and you guys are really good
about putting it all out there.
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But really good music can also
be controlled, and restrained.
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It doesn't have to
attack an audience,
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it can let them
come to you.
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How could you get caught
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between the moon
and New York City?
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They're like
a hundred miles apart.
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Mr. Shue?
If I may.
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I think I speak
for all of us when I say
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it's not that we don't love
the idea of spending a week
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on this silky smooth
Adult Contemporary,
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it's just that, as teens,
this isn't the easiest music
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for us to relate to.
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However, there is a burgeoning
Facebook campaign
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that has swelled
to over five members.
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The ardent demand:
That this week,
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at the fall homecoming assembly,
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the McKinley High School
Glee Club
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performs a number by...
Wait for it...
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Ms. Britney Spears.
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Spears, Spears, yeah.
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Sorry, Kurt,
Kurt, sorry.
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No, no, no. I don't think she's
a very good role model.
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But, Mr. Shue, we kind
of grew of up with her.
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She's literally why I wanted
to become a peormer.
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I don't want to do Britney.
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Why no Britney, Brittany?
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Because my name is also
Brittany Spears.
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- What?!
- What the hell is she talking about?
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My middle name is Susan,
my last name is Pierce.
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That makes me
Brittany S. Pierce.
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"Brittany Spierce."
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I've lived my entire life
in Britney Spear's shadow.
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I will never be as
talented or as famous.
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I hope you'll all respect
that I want Glee Club
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to remain a place where I,
Brittany S. Pierce,
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can escape the torment
of Britney Spears.
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Well, there you have it, guys.
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It's been decided.
No Britney. Sorry.
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Thanks, Britt. Thanks a lot.
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Leave Brittany alone.
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Thank you for
understanding.
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It's been a hard road.
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- Um, can we move on?
- Yes.
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Let's talk about Michael Bolton.
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Sync by YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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I know that Britney's had
some issues in the past,
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but I actually think
it's quite admirable
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the way she's gotten
her life back together.
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I mean, hasn't
she had, what, like,
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three number-one hits
in the past two years?
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She's a single mom
raising two kids.
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I think she's the perfect symbol
for the possibility of rebirth.
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I can't...
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See, that's your problem, Will.
You're too uptight.
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- Oh, you're calling me uptight?
- Mm-hmm.
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The woman who buys hand
sanitizer by the barrel?
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I admit I have had
some control issues in the past,
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but Carl's been helping me
with all of that.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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Wow. Um, like how?
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Um, so, the other day,
he made me buy
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the green grapes and the red
grapes at the market.
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and then we just mixed them
together in a bowl
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and we just ate them.
It was madness. Sheer madness.
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Wow.
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You know what, that's fine.
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Make fun all you want,
but it's a start,
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and I am incredibly
grateful for it.
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Hey, now.
Am I interrupting?
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Carl, no. Hi.
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What are you doing here?
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I thought I'd surprise you
and take you to lunch.
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Oh, I love that look
of instant panic
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every time I try
to change your routine.
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Adorable.
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And you must be Will.
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Emma told me you're
the cutest guy in school.
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Will, you grind your teeth?
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I... I don't think so.
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Damn it.
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What? What's wrong?
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Another teenager
needs a root canal.
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I swear, not one student
in this school
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is going to have their teeth
by the time they're thirty.
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Oh, the sugar
kids eat today...
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Carl has been trying
to get the school board
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to let him come and do a
seminar on good dental hygiene,
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but they've been dragging
their feet.
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- Why don't you come talk to Glee Club?
- Well, that would be a dream, Will.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, Will, that would be amazing.
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I'm usually pretty tight
about our rehearsal schedule,
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but I think I can loosen
the reins a bit for Carl.
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- The kids can't sing without teeth, right?
- No.
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They'd be...
They wouldn't be singing.
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They'd be gumming.
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♪ Muh-muh-muh-muh... ♪
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Gimme this jacket!
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Hey, give me that back!
I earned that!
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This jacket belongs to people
who are actually on the team.
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But you know what?
We're going to restyle it
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to represent the obvious duality
in your sexuality.
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Ooh...!
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- Oh, you're trying to swing at me?
- Swing, huh?
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Come on, swing at me.
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- Come on! Come on!
- Come on, let's go!
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Sorry to interrupt.
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I'm actually glad you're here
to see this.
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Finn, I just wanted to apologize
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for getting you kicked off
the football team.
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I just hope there's
no hard feelings.
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So what are you guys
talking about?
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- Dude, take him.
- This wheelchair kid
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is in the way, man. What if I
knock him over or something?
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There's something
not right about
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- hitting a kid in a wheelchair.
- You know, the only thing
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that's saving you right now
is my moral code.
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I don't hit crippled people.
But I'll be back.
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We're gonna be back.
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All right, so here's the deal.
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You chew this little capsule.
Now if there's
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any plaque you missed,
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the dye will stick to it
and turn your teeth blue.
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Can I just say that you are the
hottest dentist I've ever seen?
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- I get that all the time.
- No, like, seriously,
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you can totally drill me
whenever...
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Santana. Okay,
let's stay focused.
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Rock n' roll, Emms.
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And besides, this guy...
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now this guy's pretty
easy on the eyes too, huh?
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And you know what?
No matter how hard I tried,
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I bet I couldn't sing
and dance like him.
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Uh, probably not.
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All right, let's take a look
at those chompers, huh?
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Before we chew,
I would just like to alert
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Mr. Shue that there's
been a new addition
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to the Britney Spears
Facebook campaign.
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Sorry.
The answer's still no.
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Capsules, guys.
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Yes, chew away.
Chew, chew.
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Oh, my God!
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What?
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Aw!
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I don't understand.
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- I floss between classes.
- Well, sometimes it's genetics.
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I think I might be better
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at brushing and flossing if I
could see myself in the mirror.
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There you go, blue tooth.
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I don't brush my teeth.
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I rinse my mouth out
with soda after I eat.
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I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper
was a dentist.
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I got this, Em.
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With some deep bleaching
or scaling,
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you'll be
as good as new.
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All right, open up.
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Nah, close.
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Close again.
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This room looks like the one
on that spaceship
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where I got probed.
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So, Brittany, you, uh,
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you have the the worst
teeth I've ever seen.
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You have cavities in
every single tooth.
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This has got to be
some sort of record.
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Please don't pull all my teeth.
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My smile will look like
an adult baby but with boobs.
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All right, I'm going
to put you under
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with a little general
anesthesia.
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You won't feel a thing.
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Like roofies?
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Yeah, totally.
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I'll put on Pandora...
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...and you just relax.
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Oh, no, not Britney.
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♪ All you people look at me
like I'm a little girl. ♪
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♪ Well, did you ever think
it'd be okay ♪
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♪ for me to step into
this world? ♪
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♪ Always saying little girl
don't step into the club. ♪
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♪ Well, I'm just trying
to find out why, ♪
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♪ 'cause dancing's
what I love. ♪
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♪ Now watch me. ♪
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♪ Get it, get it, get it,
get it, ooh... ♪
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♪ Get it, get it,
do you like it? ♪
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♪ Get it, get it, get it,
get it... ♪
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♪ It just feels good. ♪
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♪ I'm a slave for you. ♪
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♪ I cannot help it. ♪
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♪ I cannot control it. ♪
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♪ I'm a slave for you. ♪
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♪ I won't deny it. ♪
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♪ I'm not trying to hide it. ♪
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♪ I know I may
come off quiet, ♪
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♪ I may come off shy. ♪
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♪ But I feel like talking,
feel like dancing ♪
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♪ when I see this guy. ♪
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♪ What's practical
is logical. ♪
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♪ What the hell, who cares? ♪
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♪ All I know is I'm so happy ♪
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♪ when you're dancing there. ♪
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♪ Baby, don't you wanna
dance upon me? ♪
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♪ I just want to dance
next to you. ♪
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♪ At another time and place. ♪
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♪ Oh, baby, don't you wanna dance upon me? ♪
♪ Are you ready? ♪
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♪ Leaving behind my name and date. ♪
♪ Let's go. ♪
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♪ Get it, get it, get it,
get it, ooh... ♪
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♪ Get it, get it, whoa... ♪
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♪ Get it, get it, get it,
get it... ♪
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♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ I'm a slave for you. ♪
♪ Here we go now. ♪
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♪ Here we go now. ♪
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♪ I cannot help it. ♪
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♪ I cannot control it. ♪
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♪ I'm a slave for you. ♪
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♪ Here we go. ♪
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♪ I won't deny it. ♪
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♪ I'm not trying to hide it. ♪
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♪ Yeah, like that. ♪
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Brittany?
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Brittany, wake up.
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All right, you're going
to feel a little nauseous.
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I petted a snake.
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Mm. Rock on.
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I'm going to have
to see you tomorrow.
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You have 68 cavities.
I couldn't get 'em all today.
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Can I have a blue toothbrush?
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00:09:30,923 --> 00:09:33,325
- I'll give you a hundred toothbrushes.
- Okay.
248
00:09:33,392 --> 00:09:35,493
Are you a cat?
249
00:09:35,578 --> 00:09:36,895
No.
250
00:09:36,962 --> 00:09:38,196
You all right?
251
00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:39,781
You seem a little down.
252
00:09:39,832 --> 00:09:41,750
Didn't you like the
banana bread I baked you?
253
00:09:41,817 --> 00:09:43,585
Yeah, it was awesome.
254
00:09:43,652 --> 00:09:45,670
It's just...
How do you feel about me
255
00:09:45,755 --> 00:09:47,956
not being on the
football team anymore?
256
00:09:48,007 --> 00:09:49,708
I'm actually kind
of happy about it.
257
00:09:49,792 --> 00:09:52,177
Then I don't have to fantasize
about what song I'd sing
258
00:09:52,261 --> 00:09:54,012
at your bedside if
you were in a coma.
259
00:09:54,096 --> 00:09:56,131
Yeah.
260
00:09:56,182 --> 00:09:58,099
I'm just so not cool
now, you know.
261
00:09:58,167 --> 00:09:59,684
Well, it's just less
of a chance
262
00:09:59,719 --> 00:10:01,335
of you running off
with some cheerleader.
263
00:10:01,387 --> 00:10:03,605
Wait, so you want me
to feel bad about myself?
264
00:10:03,672 --> 00:10:05,106
No, I just...
265
00:10:05,174 --> 00:10:06,858
I want to be the only thing
that makes you feel good.
266
00:10:08,561 --> 00:10:09,778
I'm just trying to be honest.
267
00:10:09,845 --> 00:10:11,896
Hey, dwarf, anyone ever tell you
268
00:10:11,981 --> 00:10:13,698
that you dress like
one of the bait girls
269
00:10:13,783 --> 00:10:15,516
- on To Catch a Predator?
- Also, I'm more talented than you.
270
00:10:16,952 --> 00:10:18,486
You could have defended me.
271
00:10:18,554 --> 00:10:20,121
Well, Santana has a point.
272
00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,158
Just trying to be honest.
273
00:10:28,548 --> 00:10:31,756
So, Santana, I'm looking
at your charts and your X-rays.
274
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,458
Your teeth are perfect.
275
00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:34,609
That's right.
276
00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:36,177
Well, I can't just
put you under.
277
00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:38,813
Anesthesia isn't something
to joke about. It's serious.
278
00:10:38,881 --> 00:10:40,999
Okay, listen, my dad's a doctor.
279
00:10:41,066 --> 00:10:43,301
And not a "tooth doctor,"
a real one.
280
00:10:43,369 --> 00:10:44,636
He, like, went
to college or something.
281
00:10:44,703 --> 00:10:46,604
Which means I have a killer
health care plan
282
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,139
that pretty much pays
for everything.
283
00:10:48,207 --> 00:10:51,809
So get up in my grill,
'cause Britts and I wants
284
00:10:51,894 --> 00:10:53,061
to get our anesthesia on.
285
00:10:53,112 --> 00:10:55,096
It's totally cool.
286
00:10:55,147 --> 00:10:56,764
Hmm, okay, I guess
I can give you
287
00:10:56,815 --> 00:10:58,066
a super strong bleaching.
288
00:10:58,133 --> 00:11:00,368
- Hmm.
- Can I turn the radio on?
289
00:11:00,435 --> 00:11:02,220
We've got it covered.
290
00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:07,492
♪ All my people in the crowd,
grab a partner, take it down. ♪
291
00:11:07,576 --> 00:11:09,544
♪ It's me against the music,
uh-huh. ♪
292
00:11:09,611 --> 00:11:11,079
♪ It's just me. ♪
♪ And me. ♪
293
00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:12,413
♪ Yeah. ♪
294
00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:14,132
♪ Come on. ♪
♪ Huh! Ah! ♪
295
00:11:15,918 --> 00:11:16,751
♪ Hey, Brittany. ♪
296
00:11:18,253 --> 00:11:19,420
♪ Are you ready? ♪
297
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,923
♪ Uh-huh. ♪
298
00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:24,892
♪ Are you? ♪
♪ Ooh... No one cares. ♪
299
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,210
♪ It's flipping my hair. ♪
300
00:11:26,278 --> 00:11:27,562
♪ It's pulling my waist. ♪
301
00:11:27,629 --> 00:11:29,263
♪ To hell with stares. ♪
302
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:33,151
♪ The sweat is dripping all over
my face and no one's there. ♪
303
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:35,319
♪ I'm the only one dancing up
in this place. ♪
304
00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:36,971
♪ It's just me,
tonight I'm here. ♪
305
00:11:37,022 --> 00:11:39,407
♪ Feel the beat of the drum,
gotta get with that bass. ♪
306
00:11:39,474 --> 00:11:41,159
♪ I'm up against the speaker
trying to take on the music. ♪
307
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,677
♪ It's like a competition,
me against the beat. ♪
308
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,379
♪ I want to get in the zone. ♪
309
00:11:44,446 --> 00:11:46,247
♪ I want to get in the zone,
I want to get in the zone. ♪
310
00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:47,782
♪ If you really want to battle, ♪
311
00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:49,150
♪ saddle up
and get your rhythm. ♪
312
00:11:49,201 --> 00:11:50,752
♪ Trying to hit it chic-a-tah
in the middle. ♪
313
00:11:50,819 --> 00:11:52,754
♪ I'm a take a you on,
I'm a take a you on. ♪
314
00:11:52,821 --> 00:11:55,506
♪ I'm a take a you on. ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey... ♪
315
00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:59,777
♪ All my people on the floor, let me see you dance. ♪
♪ Let me see ya. ♪
316
00:11:59,862 --> 00:12:03,448
♪ All my people wanting more, let me see you dance. ♪
♪ I wanna see ya. ♪
317
00:12:03,532 --> 00:12:06,067
♪ All my people round and round,
let me see you dance. ♪
318
00:12:06,118 --> 00:12:08,119
♪ Let me see ya. ♪
319
00:12:08,203 --> 00:12:10,538
♪ All my people in the crowd,
let me see you dance. ♪
320
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:11,539
♪ I wanna see ya. ♪
321
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,491
♪ Get on the floor. ♪
322
00:12:13,575 --> 00:12:15,410
♪ Baby, lose control, yeah. ♪
323
00:12:15,461 --> 00:12:19,213
♪ Just work your body and let it go. ♪
♪ Let it go. ♪
324
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:23,451
♪ If you wanna party,
just grab somebody. ♪
325
00:12:23,502 --> 00:12:28,070
♪ Hey, Brittany, we can dance
all night long. ♪
326
00:12:28,093 --> 00:12:33,107
♪ Hey, Brittany, you say you
want to lose control. ♪
327
00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,463
♪ Come over here,
I got something to show ya. ♪
328
00:12:35,514 --> 00:12:41,152
♪ Sexy lady, I'd rather see you
bare your soul. ♪
329
00:12:41,236 --> 00:12:43,521
♪ Yeah, you think you're so hot,
better show me what you got. ♪
330
00:12:43,605 --> 00:12:47,358
♪ All my people in the crowd,
let me see you dance. ♪
331
00:12:47,443 --> 00:12:49,277
♪ Come on, Brittany,
lose control. ♪
332
00:12:49,328 --> 00:12:51,496
♪ Watch you take it down. ♪
♪ Get down. ♪
333
00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:55,533
♪ Get on the floor,
baby, lose control. ♪
334
00:12:55,617 --> 00:12:59,287
♪ Just work your body
and let it go. ♪
335
00:12:59,338 --> 00:13:04,542
♪ If you want to party,
just grab somebody. ♪
336
00:13:04,626 --> 00:13:07,828
♪ Hey, Brittany, we can dance
all night long. ♪
337
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,998
♪ All my people on the floor, say let me see you dance. ♪
♪ I wanna see ya. ♪
338
00:13:11,049 --> 00:13:14,185
♪ All my people in the crowd,
say let me see you dance. ♪
339
00:13:14,269 --> 00:13:15,686
♪ I wanna see ya. ♪
340
00:13:15,771 --> 00:13:19,190
♪ All my people in the crowd,
let me see you dance. ♪
341
00:13:19,274 --> 00:13:21,108
♪ Come on, Brittany,
lose control. ♪
342
00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:23,060
♪ Watch you take it down. ♪
343
00:13:24,129 --> 00:13:25,946
You're really hot.
344
00:13:25,998 --> 00:13:27,248
You're sweet.
345
00:13:27,299 --> 00:13:28,749
And your breath smells
really good.
346
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,134
So does yours,
347
00:13:30,218 --> 00:13:31,552
and you know why?
348
00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:32,753
Because this is a fantasy.
349
00:13:32,804 --> 00:13:33,888
Wow.
350
00:13:38,093 --> 00:13:40,794
...making Christopher Cross
a Golden Globe, Oscar,
351
00:13:40,846 --> 00:13:43,064
and five-time
Grammy Award winner.
352
00:13:43,131 --> 00:13:45,650
- Brittany.
- I would just like to say that from now on,
353
00:13:45,734 --> 00:13:48,302
I demand to have every
solo in Glee Club.
354
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,271
- What?
- When I had my teeth cleaned,
355
00:13:50,322 --> 00:13:52,440
I had the most amazing
Britney Spears fantasy.
356
00:13:52,491 --> 00:13:54,508
I sang and danced better
than her.
357
00:13:54,576 --> 00:13:57,028
Now I realize what a powerful
woman I truly am.
358
00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:59,797
I went with her, and I had
a Britney fantasy, too.
359
00:13:59,865 --> 00:14:02,284
Although now that I'm thinking
about it, I'm not really sure
360
00:14:02,307 --> 00:14:04,118
how our fantasies combined.
361
00:14:04,169 --> 00:14:05,269
That doesn't make any sense.
362
00:14:05,337 --> 00:14:06,871
See, Mr. Shue? I told you.
363
00:14:06,955 --> 00:14:09,957
Britney Spears busted our Brit
out of her everyday, fragmented
364
00:14:10,025 --> 00:14:11,592
haze of confusion
and gave her
365
00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:13,160
the confidence
to step up and perform.
366
00:14:13,211 --> 00:14:15,262
I'm more talented
than all of you.
367
00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:16,514
I see that clearly now.
368
00:14:16,598 --> 00:14:18,049
It's Brittany, bitch.
369
00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:21,302
Guys, we're not doing
Britney Spears, and that's that.
370
00:14:21,353 --> 00:14:23,270
Mr. Shue, you're letting your
own personal issues
371
00:14:23,338 --> 00:14:24,772
get in the way of
something that
372
00:14:24,839 --> 00:14:27,892
we are all telling you
we really want to do.
373
00:14:27,976 --> 00:14:30,844
I mean, this club regularly pays
tribute to pop culture,
374
00:14:30,896 --> 00:14:32,846
and Britney Spears
is pop culture!
375
00:14:32,898 --> 00:14:34,198
To suggest otherwise
is heretical!
376
00:14:34,282 --> 00:14:35,816
Kurt, I'm done talking
about this!
377
00:14:35,867 --> 00:14:38,619
Geez! Let loose a little,
would you?!
378
00:14:38,687 --> 00:14:41,155
Stop being so frickin' uptight
all the time!
379
00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:43,908
Kurt...
380
00:14:47,245 --> 00:14:48,629
...I'll see you in
the Principal's office.
381
00:14:48,697 --> 00:14:49,497
Uh-oh...
382
00:14:55,203 --> 00:14:57,888
Ah...
383
00:14:57,912 --> 00:15:00,236
Ah...
♪ Ah... ♪
384
00:15:00,258 --> 00:15:01,976
♪ Ah... ♪
385
00:15:02,043 --> 00:15:03,594
All right.
Evidence of some grinding.
386
00:15:03,679 --> 00:15:05,563
I'll set you up
with a night guard.
387
00:15:05,647 --> 00:15:06,814
Fantastic.
388
00:15:06,881 --> 00:15:08,382
Happy to do it.
389
00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:11,252
- All right, can we stop this right now?
- What?
390
00:15:11,319 --> 00:15:13,854
Well, this is clearly awkward
for the two of us.
391
00:15:13,905 --> 00:15:18,609
All right, let's talk it out,
bro-to-bro.
392
00:15:18,694 --> 00:15:21,245
Fine. Bro.
393
00:15:21,329 --> 00:15:24,198
I still have feelings for Emma.
Strong feelings.
394
00:15:24,266 --> 00:15:25,566
So do I.
395
00:15:25,617 --> 00:15:27,234
The difference is
she chose me.
396
00:15:27,285 --> 00:15:29,704
I don't know what's
gonna happen with Emma and I,
397
00:15:29,771 --> 00:15:31,872
but I do ask is that you back
off until we figure it out.
398
00:15:31,923 --> 00:15:35,209
What if I tell you that I don't
think I could do that?
399
00:15:35,277 --> 00:15:36,327
Rinse.
400
00:15:37,929 --> 00:15:40,414
Will, put yourself in my shoes.
401
00:15:40,465 --> 00:15:42,299
I mean, say it doesn't work out
402
00:15:42,384 --> 00:15:45,553
between the two of us,
and she chooses to go back to you.
403
00:15:45,604 --> 00:15:48,072
How would you feel if I continue
to come after her?
404
00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:50,691
Okay, fine.
I'll back off.
405
00:15:50,759 --> 00:15:53,861
But the second she starts
leaning my way, I am back in.
406
00:15:53,928 --> 00:15:54,812
Deal?
407
00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:56,781
Deal. Now open back up.
408
00:15:56,865 --> 00:15:58,199
I want to continue
this examination.
409
00:16:00,118 --> 00:16:01,619
- Ah...
- No more "Ah's".
410
00:16:01,703 --> 00:16:02,953
- Oh.
- You know what?
411
00:16:03,038 --> 00:16:04,655
I got just the thing for you.
412
00:16:08,443 --> 00:16:10,911
Candy?
413
00:16:10,979 --> 00:16:12,296
You gotta loosen up
and bang, bro.
414
00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:13,614
I mean, you're grinding
415
00:16:13,665 --> 00:16:15,416
those beautiful little teeth
down to nubs.
416
00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:17,117
You know, I honestly think
that's why you
417
00:16:17,169 --> 00:16:18,552
and Emma
didn't work out.
418
00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:19,954
There's not an impulsive bone
between the two of you.
419
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,122
And you think eating candy is
gonna change that?
420
00:16:22,174 --> 00:16:23,457
You gotta get ridiculous, bro.
421
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:24,759
You gotta
just start doing
422
00:16:24,826 --> 00:16:26,060
things that feel good
for no good reason.
423
00:16:26,128 --> 00:16:28,512
You know, I used
to get up at the same time
424
00:16:28,597 --> 00:16:30,297
ever day and have
the same eggs.
425
00:16:30,348 --> 00:16:31,682
Then, one day, I'm driving
the hybrid to work,
426
00:16:31,767 --> 00:16:32,966
I pass
a Chevy dealership.
427
00:16:33,018 --> 00:16:34,935
The new Corvettes had
just come in, so I stopped
428
00:16:34,986 --> 00:16:37,188
right on the spot, I make
a U-turn and I buy one.
429
00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:39,607
Now I take the top down,
take Emma for a spin,
430
00:16:39,658 --> 00:16:41,826
she doesn't even care
if her hair gets messed up.
431
00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:42,777
You follow me?
432
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,415
Hey, Rachel.
433
00:16:48,483 --> 00:16:49,834
Hey, Mr. Shue.
434
00:16:49,918 --> 00:16:52,470
You all set? You need me to stay
with you or anything?
435
00:16:52,537 --> 00:16:54,755
No, I've been taking herbal
anti-anxiety pills and reading
436
00:16:54,823 --> 00:16:57,341
The Unauthorized Biography of
Britney Spears to stay calm.
437
00:16:57,425 --> 00:16:59,660
I look forward to the day
the paparazzi provokes me
438
00:16:59,711 --> 00:17:00,828
and I attack them.
439
00:17:00,879 --> 00:17:02,179
Are you okay?
440
00:17:02,247 --> 00:17:03,380
Did you have a cavity
or something?
441
00:17:03,465 --> 00:17:04,765
Is that candy?
442
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:06,467
I'm fine.
443
00:17:06,518 --> 00:17:08,886
Good luck.
444
00:17:31,693 --> 00:17:34,194
♪ Oh, baby, baby... ♪
445
00:17:35,831 --> 00:17:37,882
♪ Oh, baby, baby... ♪
446
00:17:41,002 --> 00:17:43,203
♪ Oh, baby, baby, ♪
447
00:17:43,255 --> 00:17:46,590
♪ how was I supposed to know ♪
448
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:51,562
♪ that something wasn't
right? Yeah... ♪
449
00:17:51,646 --> 00:17:58,769
♪ Oh, baby, baby,
I shouldn't have let you go, ♪
450
00:17:58,837 --> 00:18:01,605
♪ and now you're out
of sight, yeah... ♪
451
00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:06,026
♪ Show me how you want it to be... ♪
452
00:18:06,077 --> 00:18:10,781
♪ Tell me, baby,
'cause I need to know now, ♪
453
00:18:10,866 --> 00:18:17,404
♪ just because my loneliness is
killing me, and I... ♪
454
00:18:17,455 --> 00:18:21,175
♪ I must confess
I still believe... ♪
455
00:18:21,242 --> 00:18:22,576
♪ Still believe... ♪
456
00:18:22,627 --> 00:18:26,430
♪ When I'm not with you,
I lose my mind. ♪
457
00:18:26,514 --> 00:18:29,583
♪ Give me a sign! ♪
458
00:18:29,634 --> 00:18:33,086
♪ Hit me, baby, one more time! ♪
459
00:18:33,138 --> 00:18:34,588
♪ Oh, baby, baby... ♪
460
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:39,910
♪ Yeah, hey, oh, baby, baby... ♪
461
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:43,163
♪ Yeah, hey, yeah... ♪
462
00:18:43,215 --> 00:18:45,132
♪ Oh, baby, baby, ♪
463
00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:50,554
♪ how was I supposed to know? ♪
464
00:18:53,308 --> 00:19:03,133
♪ Oh, pretty baby, I shouldn't
have let you go. ♪
465
00:19:03,201 --> 00:19:04,718
♪ I must confess ♪
466
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:10,758
♪ that my loneliness is
killing me now. ♪
467
00:19:10,825 --> 00:19:14,545
♪ Don't you know
I still believe? ♪
468
00:19:14,629 --> 00:19:17,548
♪ When I'm not with you,
I lose my mind. ♪
469
00:19:17,632 --> 00:19:21,252
♪ Give me a sign! ♪
470
00:19:21,336 --> 00:19:24,755
♪ Hit me, baby, one more time! ♪
471
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,339
Rachel?
472
00:19:26,391 --> 00:19:28,842
Rachel, wake up.
473
00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:31,028
You Glee kids are
impossible to work on.
474
00:19:31,112 --> 00:19:34,348
You're always moving around
when you're under.
475
00:19:34,415 --> 00:19:35,899
Is this real life?
476
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,408
Hey, take my hoodie.
You look cold.
477
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:54,576
It's okay, I'm...
478
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,411
Wait, you mean you don't
like my new look?
479
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,080
Don't you think
it's a bit much?
480
00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,165
I mean, I think
that guy just broke up
481
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,284
with his girlfriend just so
he could stare at you.
482
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,835
I'm just doing
what you told me.
483
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,171
Besides, it's not like when
I went all sad clown hooker
484
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:07,839
and put on that ridiculous
Grease cat suit.
485
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,675
This is just like my regular look
with the volume turned up.
486
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,094
Ooh, baby,
you can hit me
487
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,428
as many times
as you want
488
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:14,629
as long as you
got that on.
489
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:18,517
How come all the gay guys
always get the hottest chicks?
490
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,051
You see what I'm talking about?
491
00:20:20,103 --> 00:20:21,553
They're personifying you.
492
00:20:21,604 --> 00:20:23,021
Objectifying.
493
00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,524
Whatever! Just tell me
494
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:27,692
why it's okay for you
to feel safer with me
495
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,060
not on the football team,
496
00:20:29,112 --> 00:20:31,262
but it's not okay for me
to feel safer with you
497
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,397
in your old
reindeer sweater?
498
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:33,615
Look, I see your point.
499
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:34,616
In order for
this relationship to work,
500
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:35,984
we can't control each other.
501
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,604
So you have my blessing
to rejoin the football team...
502
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,623
If you can.
503
00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:44,793
It looks like a Jewish cloud.
504
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,447
What do you want for her?
505
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,383
I'll give you anything.
I'll give you my house.
506
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,418
I'll kill my parents
and I'll give you my house.
507
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,922
Wanky, wanky!
508
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,343
I kinda liked your old car.
509
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,478
That car was a metaphor for
everything that was wrong
510
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,463
with my life, my fear of change.
511
00:21:07,150 --> 00:21:10,602
That dragging muffler was like
the chains of Marley's Ghost.
512
00:21:10,653 --> 00:21:15,640
Now they're gone and
I feel like a free man!
513
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,492
By buying the same car as Carl?
514
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,028
His didn't have heated seats.
515
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,664
Oh, come on, Emma,
I'm just doing everything
516
00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:24,115
you said I should do.
517
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:28,630
I'm loosening up,
and I feel amazing!
518
00:21:29,734 --> 00:21:31,118
Let's take her for a spin.
519
00:21:33,071 --> 00:21:34,622
Oh, this is my jam!
520
00:21:34,689 --> 00:21:37,024
♪ Well, it's not that
far to paradise, ♪
521
00:21:37,075 --> 00:21:41,462
♪ at least it's not for me. ♪
522
00:21:41,529 --> 00:21:45,699
♪ And if the wind is right,
we can sail away ♪
523
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:46,884
♪ and find tranquility... ♪
524
00:21:49,037 --> 00:21:50,871
Get out of the car!
525
00:21:50,922 --> 00:21:52,181
Watch this.
526
00:21:52,217 --> 00:21:53,484
I'm taking this back
to the dealer.
527
00:21:53,551 --> 00:21:55,348
Oh, hey, home wrecker!
528
00:21:55,371 --> 00:21:57,609
Do I have to remind you
that we are divorced?!
529
00:21:57,633 --> 00:22:00,130
I am reminded every month when
I get my spousal support check!
530
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,671
The one that I know
you can't send me
531
00:22:01,682 --> 00:22:04,277
if you're buying a car
that you can't afford!
532
00:22:05,029 --> 00:22:06,403
Emma.
533
00:22:07,503 --> 00:22:09,940
You know what?
Actually...
534
00:22:09,991 --> 00:22:12,292
I think you should
keep this car.
535
00:22:12,377 --> 00:22:15,913
You should enjoy it, you know,
at least until they repossess it.
536
00:22:15,964 --> 00:22:18,582
But just don't buy any more
big-ticket items, okay?
537
00:22:18,633 --> 00:22:20,717
Why is that?
538
00:22:20,785 --> 00:22:23,170
Because someday you are going
to come to your senses, Will,
539
00:22:23,254 --> 00:22:25,839
and you're going to get over
that little Miss Crazypants,
540
00:22:25,924 --> 00:22:28,258
and you're going to come
back to the one woman
541
00:22:28,309 --> 00:22:30,293
who really knows
how to love you.
542
00:22:31,412 --> 00:22:34,965
And I just don't want you to have
blown all of our savings when you do.
543
00:22:42,974 --> 00:22:44,474
Damn!
544
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,497
Well, Rachel, congratulations.
545
00:22:50,582 --> 00:22:52,249
Normally, you dress
like the fantasy
546
00:22:52,316 --> 00:22:53,984
of a perverted
Japanese businessman
547
00:22:54,035 --> 00:22:55,986
with a very dark,
specific fetish,
548
00:22:56,037 --> 00:22:57,821
but I actually dig this look.
549
00:22:57,872 --> 00:22:59,373
- Yay.
- Thank you.
550
00:22:59,457 --> 00:23:01,575
I think what Santana
is trying to say, Rachel,
551
00:23:01,643 --> 00:23:03,760
though I risk expulsion
by saying so,
552
00:23:03,828 --> 00:23:07,581
is that it seems Britney Spears
has really helped you blossom.
553
00:23:07,649 --> 00:23:09,165
That's all.
554
00:23:09,217 --> 00:23:11,802
Wait. Rachel, is that true?
555
00:23:11,853 --> 00:23:14,221
I mean, you are sort of
dressing differently.
556
00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:15,772
Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy...
557
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,008
- Hey, hey.
- Look, all I know is that I had
558
00:23:18,059 --> 00:23:20,010
a very vivid Britney Spears
fantasy at the dentist,
559
00:23:20,061 --> 00:23:21,845
and since then,
it's made me feel free
560
00:23:21,896 --> 00:23:23,614
to get out of my own way.
561
00:23:23,681 --> 00:23:25,716
I think I've just
always been afraid
562
00:23:25,783 --> 00:23:27,150
to dress like a pretty girl
563
00:23:27,218 --> 00:23:29,286
because I've never really felt
like one before.
564
00:23:29,354 --> 00:23:31,288
Now I realize it's okay
to feel that way
565
00:23:31,355 --> 00:23:32,656
about yourself
every now and again.
566
00:23:32,707 --> 00:23:34,658
And maybe it's a good thing.
567
00:23:34,709 --> 00:23:38,045
It's such a good thing.
I can't believe it.
568
00:23:38,129 --> 00:23:39,463
William, a word.
569
00:23:43,568 --> 00:23:44,668
You have
got to be kidding me.
570
00:23:44,736 --> 00:23:47,638
I was headed to the library
computers late last night
571
00:23:47,705 --> 00:23:50,007
to score my Cheerios some
cheap tickets on one of those
572
00:23:50,058 --> 00:23:51,892
off-brand airlines with
shoddy safety records...
573
00:23:51,976 --> 00:23:54,061
you know,
to fly my JV squad,
574
00:23:54,145 --> 00:23:55,378
so if the plane did go down,
575
00:23:55,430 --> 00:23:56,880
well, it wouldn't be
that big of a deal.
576
00:23:56,931 --> 00:23:59,983
But then... Horror!
577
00:24:00,051 --> 00:24:01,768
Rachel, are you aware you've never
578
00:24:01,853 --> 00:24:03,186
been hotter
than you are right now
579
00:24:03,237 --> 00:24:04,571
- dressed as Britney Spears?
- Thank you.
580
00:24:04,639 --> 00:24:06,607
Can I put
some clothes on, please?
581
00:24:06,674 --> 00:24:08,041
No.
582
00:24:08,109 --> 00:24:10,277
I want you to feel the beads
of your own sweaty,
583
00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:13,113
depraved stank
dripping down your butt crack.
584
00:24:13,197 --> 00:24:15,649
Rachel Berry was dressing
like Britney Spears,
585
00:24:15,717 --> 00:24:17,219
- and I was titillated.
- Oh, dear God,
586
00:24:17,231 --> 00:24:18,986
please don't ever
say that word again.
587
00:24:18,998 --> 00:24:20,924
Can I go now, please?
588
00:24:20,947 --> 00:24:24,376
You're going to have to
turn around when I stand up.
589
00:24:24,388 --> 00:24:26,843
if you know what I mean.
590
00:24:27,784 --> 00:24:29,880
That is really gross, Sue,
but they're kids.
591
00:24:29,931 --> 00:24:31,448
Hormones.
592
00:24:31,516 --> 00:24:34,051
William, I realize you're
still mourning the loss
593
00:24:34,102 --> 00:24:36,436
of that bony redheaded
hominid you're in love with.
594
00:24:36,521 --> 00:24:37,754
I understand that.
595
00:24:37,805 --> 00:24:39,773
I also understand
that you bought
596
00:24:39,857 --> 00:24:41,675
a brand-new car
to impress her.
597
00:24:41,743 --> 00:24:43,593
You're flailing, William.
598
00:24:43,645 --> 00:24:45,762
Now, I'm secretly hoping
it's a midlife crisis,
599
00:24:45,813 --> 00:24:47,314
which means you're halfway
to an early death,
600
00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:49,983
affording me a blissful,
demented convalescence
601
00:24:50,051 --> 00:24:52,269
spent peeing on your grave.
602
00:24:52,337 --> 00:24:54,454
What's your point, Sue?
603
00:24:54,539 --> 00:24:56,707
Don't let your own recklessness
blind you to the fact
604
00:24:56,774 --> 00:24:58,558
that Britney Spears
is a genius
605
00:24:58,626 --> 00:25:00,911
pop-culture provocateur
and a gateway drug
606
00:25:00,962 --> 00:25:03,714
to every out-of-control
impulse ever created.
607
00:25:03,781 --> 00:25:06,333
This school is a powder keg
of sexual deviance, William,
608
00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:07,984
and in my office,
609
00:25:08,052 --> 00:25:11,505
I have a chair with a naked
butt sweat stain to prove it.
610
00:25:11,589 --> 00:25:13,040
I'm not kidding.
611
00:25:13,107 --> 00:25:15,625
It's like an inkblot test,
that butt sweat stain.
612
00:25:15,693 --> 00:25:17,611
Stare into it, William,
613
00:25:17,679 --> 00:25:21,565
and you will see the light of
all that is good go out of the world.
614
00:25:25,603 --> 00:25:27,571
Wait just a second, now.
615
00:25:27,638 --> 00:25:29,089
You look more
confused than ever.
616
00:25:29,157 --> 00:25:32,308
Is your Glee Club
doing Britney Spears music?
617
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:35,195
Is that why Rachel was wearing
that inappropriate outfit?
618
00:25:35,279 --> 00:25:37,147
No.
619
00:25:37,198 --> 00:25:40,333
No, we are not doing Britney.
620
00:25:40,401 --> 00:25:43,453
Okay.
Just checking.
621
00:25:52,472 --> 00:25:54,589
I'm serious. You should put
ranch dressing on it.
622
00:25:54,607 --> 00:25:58,123
- On pizza?
- Yeah, it's delicious. You should try it.
623
00:25:58,147 --> 00:26:00,378
I'm 100% in love
with you right now.
624
00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:02,870
Hey, Britney.
625
00:26:02,882 --> 00:26:04,561
Oh, hey, Artie.
626
00:26:04,579 --> 00:26:05,812
Girl, you are such a fool
627
00:26:05,863 --> 00:26:07,552
for breaking up
with such a sweetheart.
628
00:26:07,575 --> 00:26:09,249
I know, Britney.
629
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:10,801
Artie, I'm sorry.
630
00:26:10,868 --> 00:26:13,153
And I'm stronger.
631
00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:14,888
I'm serious.
You're hot.
632
00:26:17,759 --> 00:26:20,260
♪ Ooh, hey, yeah... ♪
633
00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:26,717
♪ Hush, just stop ♪
634
00:26:26,801 --> 00:26:30,387
♪ There's nothing you
can do or say, ♪
635
00:26:30,471 --> 00:26:32,472
♪ baby. ♪
636
00:26:32,523 --> 00:26:35,058
♪ I've had enough. ♪
637
00:26:35,143 --> 00:26:39,529
♪ I'm not your property
as from today, ♪
638
00:26:39,614 --> 00:26:41,531
♪ baby. ♪
639
00:26:41,616 --> 00:26:45,252
♪ You might think that I ♪
640
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,989
♪ won't make it on my own, ♪
641
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:54,161
♪ but now I'm stronger
than yesterday. ♪
642
00:26:54,212 --> 00:26:58,531
♪ Now it's nothing but my way. ♪
643
00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:05,672
♪ My loneliness
ain't killing me no more. ♪
644
00:27:05,723 --> 00:27:10,594
♪ I am stronger. ♪
645
00:27:10,678 --> 00:27:12,596
♪ Oh, yeah... ♪
646
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,681
♪ Here I go on my own. ♪
647
00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:19,319
♪ I don't need nobody,
better off alone. ♪
648
00:27:20,738 --> 00:27:24,024
♪ Here I go on my own now. ♪
649
00:27:25,910 --> 00:27:28,561
♪ I don't need nobody,
not anybody. ♪
650
00:27:30,615 --> 00:27:34,034
♪ Here I go... ♪
651
00:27:38,423 --> 00:27:40,707
♪ Here I go. ♪
652
00:27:40,758 --> 00:27:44,628
♪ Stronger than yesterday. ♪
653
00:27:44,712 --> 00:27:48,849
♪ It's nothing but my way. ♪
654
00:27:48,916 --> 00:27:53,570
♪ My loneliness
ain't killing me no more. ♪
655
00:27:53,638 --> 00:27:55,772
♪ No more. ♪
656
00:27:55,857 --> 00:28:00,427
♪ I am stronger. ♪
657
00:28:04,365 --> 00:28:06,700
Mmm, Britney.
658
00:28:11,205 --> 00:28:12,406
What are you doing?
659
00:28:12,457 --> 00:28:15,792
Oh. I'm, uh,
going to run some laps.
660
00:28:15,877 --> 00:28:18,628
Gonna get back in shape
and back on the team.
661
00:28:18,713 --> 00:28:19,796
That's what I came here
to talk to you about.
662
00:28:19,881 --> 00:28:20,831
I want on the team, too.
663
00:28:20,915 --> 00:28:23,467
Every day, Tina and Mike's
Asian fusion grows stronger.
664
00:28:23,534 --> 00:28:26,553
Look, I want to help you,
dude, but...
665
00:28:26,620 --> 00:28:29,139
kind of need to take care
of myself right now.
666
00:28:30,177 --> 00:28:32,392
I'm sorry.
667
00:28:33,678 --> 00:28:35,061
I had a vision
at the dentist.
668
00:28:35,129 --> 00:28:38,415
You and I were out on the field
with the team, playing football.
669
00:28:38,483 --> 00:28:40,000
We were unstoppable.
670
00:28:40,067 --> 00:28:42,377
I just know that if we can show
what I can do to Coach Beiste,
671
00:28:42,401 --> 00:28:44,525
- she'd put me on the team.
- Show me what?
672
00:28:46,682 --> 00:28:48,925
I... I wanted to ask you
to reconsider
673
00:28:48,993 --> 00:28:50,327
putting me on the football team.
674
00:28:50,411 --> 00:28:52,145
I'm not with him on this one.
675
00:28:52,213 --> 00:28:55,415
Well, you should be.
I need you to help him get his uniform.
676
00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:56,917
What?
677
00:28:56,984 --> 00:28:59,503
Well, don't just stare at me
like a donkey with a wooden leg.
678
00:28:59,587 --> 00:29:00,653
Go see the equipment manager,
679
00:29:00,705 --> 00:29:03,173
and you boys get out
on the field.
680
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:05,025
Practice starts
in five minutes.
681
00:29:05,092 --> 00:29:06,626
Thanks, Coach.
We won't let you down.
682
00:29:06,677 --> 00:29:08,295
Well, come on. Go!
683
00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:10,180
Those are on backwards.
684
00:29:15,186 --> 00:29:17,053
I was pretty sure
Artie's legs don't work.
685
00:29:17,138 --> 00:29:18,671
- Did you get a leg transplant?
- Nope.
686
00:29:18,723 --> 00:29:20,474
My teammates can push my chair
like a battering ram.
687
00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:22,192
Yeah, there's no rules
against it. We checked.
688
00:29:22,276 --> 00:29:23,994
- And I have Britney Spears to thank.
- You're welcome.
689
00:29:24,061 --> 00:29:25,278
Britney plus nitrous gave me
690
00:29:25,346 --> 00:29:26,530
an amazing idea, and it gave me
691
00:29:26,597 --> 00:29:27,831
the nerve
to tell Coach Beiste
692
00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:30,333
that Finn and I both really want
to be on the team.
693
00:29:30,401 --> 00:29:32,752
- Wait. You're back on the football team?
- Yeah.
694
00:29:32,820 --> 00:29:35,355
Suddenly, you're way hotter
to me. Weird.
695
00:29:35,406 --> 00:29:36,856
Wait. I don't get it.
696
00:29:36,908 --> 00:29:38,692
How come everyone's having
Britney Spears fantasies?
697
00:29:38,759 --> 00:29:40,944
The nitrous oxide dentists
use is a mild hallucinogen.
698
00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:42,979
Studies have proven
that it induces vivid dreams,
699
00:29:43,047 --> 00:29:44,798
often the last thing
the patient thinks of.
700
00:29:44,865 --> 00:29:45,966
The subconscious moves
to the forefront.
701
00:29:46,033 --> 00:29:47,901
Since we've all been thinking
so much about Britney,
702
00:29:47,969 --> 00:29:49,169
it only stands to reason.
703
00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:50,921
Okay, guys, listen up.
704
00:29:51,005 --> 00:29:52,639
Mr. Shue, if I may?
705
00:29:52,706 --> 00:29:54,707
Kurt, I overheard what you guys
were just talking about,
706
00:29:54,759 --> 00:29:56,259
and I know what you're
going to say.
707
00:29:56,344 --> 00:29:57,877
The answer is no.
708
00:29:57,929 --> 00:30:00,480
No, I'm not going to stand
in the way anymore.
709
00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:02,265
If you guys want to do Britney
710
00:30:02,350 --> 00:30:04,818
at this year's homecoming
assembly, I'm fine with it.
711
00:30:06,487 --> 00:30:09,155
I know. Oh...
712
00:30:09,223 --> 00:30:11,274
And more than that,
713
00:30:11,359 --> 00:30:13,393
I am going
to perform with you.
714
00:30:14,912 --> 00:30:17,397
Right?
715
00:30:25,252 --> 00:30:26,719
I always thought
the boys' locker room
716
00:30:26,804 --> 00:30:29,367
would be all sexy, but actually,
it smells like feet in here.
717
00:30:29,390 --> 00:30:32,425
Oh, Rachel,
you can't be in here.
718
00:30:32,509 --> 00:30:34,393
You changed back to
your old clothes.
719
00:30:34,461 --> 00:30:37,313
I just want you to know that I
heard everything that you said
720
00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:39,148
and that I respect your needs,
721
00:30:39,216 --> 00:30:41,818
and I'll do anything
to make you feel safe and happy.
722
00:30:41,885 --> 00:30:43,219
Cool.
723
00:30:43,270 --> 00:30:44,478
Well, thanks. I gotta go.
724
00:30:44,490 --> 00:30:46,275
Wait...
725
00:30:46,298 --> 00:30:48,691
I mean... d...
Don't you want
726
00:30:48,742 --> 00:30:51,030
to make me feel safe
and happy, too?
727
00:30:51,053 --> 00:30:53,345
Well, yeah. Yeah, sure.
728
00:30:53,465 --> 00:30:54,582
Wait. Wait.
729
00:30:54,667 --> 00:30:56,884
Do you want me to quit football?
730
00:30:56,969 --> 00:30:58,369
Look, how am I supposed to trust
731
00:30:58,420 --> 00:30:59,804
that you're not just
going to stray again?
732
00:30:59,871 --> 00:31:02,433
Remember your little fling
with Brittany and Santana?
733
00:31:02,456 --> 00:31:04,726
I do... all right?
Let's face it, Finn...
734
00:31:04,810 --> 00:31:09,063
The only way that this relationship
is going to work is if we're both losers.
735
00:31:09,148 --> 00:31:10,982
Okay. Come here.
736
00:31:11,764 --> 00:31:13,196
This is how it's gonna happen:
737
00:31:13,220 --> 00:31:15,367
I'm going to be
quarterback again,
738
00:31:15,434 --> 00:31:17,702
then I'm going to throw a
touchdown in our first game,
739
00:31:17,770 --> 00:31:19,321
and then point to you
in the stands
740
00:31:19,405 --> 00:31:21,873
so that everybody in the school
knows you're my girlfriend.
741
00:31:21,941 --> 00:31:23,742
All right?
742
00:31:23,793 --> 00:31:25,109
That's very
romantic, but...
743
00:31:26,612 --> 00:31:28,112
I don't know.
744
00:31:30,716 --> 00:31:34,553
Rachel, you can't ask me to
choose between you and football.
745
00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:36,221
Well, I am.
746
00:31:49,318 --> 00:31:51,269
You need to sit
where you can be seen.
747
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,604
Why don't you sit at the top
748
00:31:52,655 --> 00:31:54,072
and wave your big,
foamy finger?
749
00:31:54,139 --> 00:31:56,274
Yeah? Up there.
750
00:31:56,325 --> 00:31:58,142
It's so, so exciting!
751
00:32:00,162 --> 00:32:03,164
- You know, I can get you backstage if you want.
- Oh, hey.
752
00:32:03,249 --> 00:32:04,950
- Hey.
- You're all dressed up.
753
00:32:05,001 --> 00:32:07,168
You look like a cast member
of Kids Incorporated.
754
00:32:07,253 --> 00:32:09,037
Well, I really want
to loosen up a bit,
755
00:32:09,121 --> 00:32:10,755
so I'm, uh, helping
the kids do Britney.
756
00:32:10,823 --> 00:32:12,791
Outrageous, right?
757
00:32:12,842 --> 00:32:13,992
- Yeah.
- Oh.
758
00:32:14,043 --> 00:32:16,160
Showtime.
759
00:32:16,212 --> 00:32:17,829
Sit down!
760
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,540
There's nothing
to stand up and cheer about.
761
00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:20,843
Hey, Coach!
762
00:32:20,852 --> 00:32:23,351
The glee club's doing
Britney Spears for the assembly.
763
00:32:23,436 --> 00:32:25,437
I just found out.
764
00:32:27,023 --> 00:32:28,473
Becky, you're on red alert.
765
00:32:28,524 --> 00:32:30,308
If you see any awkward
teenage frottage,
766
00:32:30,359 --> 00:32:32,861
you perform that
citizen's arrest we practiced.
767
00:32:32,945 --> 00:32:34,846
Got it, Coach.
768
00:32:38,317 --> 00:32:39,718
Quiet, please, children.
769
00:32:39,785 --> 00:32:41,453
Quiet now.
770
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:45,290
First, students
who ate the ravioli today
771
00:32:45,357 --> 00:32:48,359
and are not up-to-date
on their tetanus shots
772
00:32:48,411 --> 00:32:50,211
should see the nurse
immediately.
773
00:32:50,279 --> 00:32:54,549
Welcome to our homecoming
pep assembly.
774
00:32:54,617 --> 00:32:58,470
Because of last week's grisly
train derailment,
775
00:32:58,537 --> 00:33:02,507
the dulcimer club is on hiatus
until further notice.
776
00:33:02,575 --> 00:33:05,644
But do we ever have
a treat for you.
777
00:33:05,711 --> 00:33:09,314
Fresh off their last place
finish at the Regionals,
778
00:33:09,381 --> 00:33:13,018
please give it up
for the New Directions!
779
00:33:20,276 --> 00:33:21,726
♪ Baby, can't you see ♪
780
00:33:21,777 --> 00:33:23,745
♪ I'm calling. ♪
781
00:33:23,829 --> 00:33:25,196
♪ A guy like you ♪
782
00:33:25,247 --> 00:33:27,231
♪ should wear a warning. ♪
783
00:33:27,283 --> 00:33:29,233
♪ You're dangerous. ♪
784
00:33:29,285 --> 00:33:31,586
♪ I'm loving it. ♪
785
00:33:31,671 --> 00:33:33,004
I love Britney Spears!
786
00:33:34,256 --> 00:33:36,407
♪ Too high, ♪
787
00:33:36,459 --> 00:33:38,259
♪ can't come down. ♪
788
00:33:38,344 --> 00:33:42,697
♪ Losing my head,
spinning round and round. ♪
789
00:33:42,765 --> 00:33:47,452
♪ Oh, do you feel me now? ♪
790
00:33:47,519 --> 00:33:50,055
♪ With a taste of your lips, ♪
791
00:33:50,122 --> 00:33:51,373
♪ I'm on a ride. ♪
792
00:33:51,457 --> 00:33:53,458
I want to be that hat!
793
00:33:53,525 --> 00:33:55,693
♪ You're toxic,
I'm slipping under. ♪
794
00:33:55,745 --> 00:33:58,380
♪ With a taste
of a poison paradise, ♪
795
00:33:58,464 --> 00:34:01,216
♪ I'm addicted to you. ♪
796
00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:02,884
♪ Don't you know
that you're toxic? ♪
797
00:34:06,088 --> 00:34:07,589
♪ And I love what you do. ♪
798
00:34:07,673 --> 00:34:11,709
♪ Don't you know
that you're toxic? ♪
799
00:34:11,761 --> 00:34:12,344
Take it off!
800
00:34:17,233 --> 00:34:18,716
Yes!
801
00:34:18,768 --> 00:34:20,068
♪ It's getting late ♪
802
00:34:20,152 --> 00:34:21,986
♪ to give you up. ♪
803
00:34:22,038 --> 00:34:23,855
♪ I took a sip ♪
804
00:34:23,906 --> 00:34:25,189
♪ from my devil's cup. ♪
805
00:34:25,241 --> 00:34:28,877
♪ Slowly it's taking over me. ♪
806
00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:33,865
♪ Too high, ♪
807
00:34:33,916 --> 00:34:35,366
♪ can't come down. ♪
808
00:34:35,418 --> 00:34:36,701
♪ It's in the air... ♪
809
00:34:36,752 --> 00:34:38,420
Mr. Shue,
let me be your Britney!
810
00:34:38,504 --> 00:34:41,339
♪ and it's all around. ♪
811
00:34:41,390 --> 00:34:44,342
♪ Oh, can you feel me now? ♪
812
00:34:44,393 --> 00:34:45,877
♪ Oh... ♪
813
00:34:45,928 --> 00:34:47,562
♪ With a taste of your lips, ♪
814
00:34:47,646 --> 00:34:50,482
♪ I'm on a ride. ♪
♪ On a ride... ♪
815
00:34:50,549 --> 00:34:53,151
♪ You're toxic,
I'm slipping under. ♪
816
00:34:53,218 --> 00:34:54,886
Oh!
817
00:34:54,937 --> 00:34:56,988
♪ With a taste
of a poison paradise. ♪
818
00:34:57,055 --> 00:34:58,523
♪ I'm addicted to you. ♪
819
00:34:58,574 --> 00:34:59,991
It's so sexy!
It's so...!
820
00:35:00,058 --> 00:35:01,392
♪ Don't you know
that you're toxic? ♪
821
00:35:04,063 --> 00:35:06,581
♪ I'm addicted to you,
don't you know that you're toxic? ♪
822
00:35:06,665 --> 00:35:08,065
Mr. Shue, I want your babies!
823
00:35:08,117 --> 00:35:09,834
♪ Intoxicate me now. ♪
824
00:35:09,902 --> 00:35:11,119
Don't stop doing that!
825
00:35:11,203 --> 00:35:12,587
Don't stop doing that!
826
00:35:12,671 --> 00:35:14,622
Yes! Yes!
827
00:35:14,707 --> 00:35:16,291
♪ I think I'm ready now. ♪
828
00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:17,292
♪ Intoxicate me now. ♪
829
00:35:17,376 --> 00:35:19,127
♪ With your loving now. ♪
830
00:35:19,211 --> 00:35:20,378
Uh-oh.
831
00:35:20,429 --> 00:35:21,880
♪ I think I'm ready. ♪
832
00:35:21,931 --> 00:35:23,298
♪ I think I'm ready now. ♪
833
00:35:23,382 --> 00:35:26,050
It's a Britney Spears sex riot.
834
00:35:40,533 --> 00:35:43,601
Run the other way!
835
00:36:11,168 --> 00:36:12,469
How you doing, Sue?
836
00:36:12,536 --> 00:36:14,037
Not sure if you heard, William,
837
00:36:14,088 --> 00:36:16,372
but my spinal column
was ruptured in a sex riot.
838
00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:17,757
Sue, you pulled the alarm.
839
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,342
Everything was going fine!
840
00:36:19,410 --> 00:36:21,311
You know, William, that's
what one Hubert Humphrey said
841
00:36:21,378 --> 00:36:24,314
back in 1968 at the start of the
Democratic National Convention.
842
00:36:24,381 --> 00:36:27,067
But then hippies put acid
in everyone's bourbon.
843
00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:28,501
And when an
updraft revealed
844
00:36:28,569 --> 00:36:30,270
Lady Bird Johnson's tramp stamp
845
00:36:30,338 --> 00:36:32,656
and tattoos above her ovaries,
Mayor Richard J. Daley
846
00:36:32,723 --> 00:36:34,324
became so incensed
with sexual rage
847
00:36:34,391 --> 00:36:36,359
that he punched
his own wife in the face
848
00:36:36,427 --> 00:36:38,044
and spent the next
hour screaming
849
00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:41,731
"Sex party" into the microphones
of all three major networks.
850
00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:43,616
Okay, I'm pretty sure
none of that happened.
851
00:36:43,684 --> 00:36:45,535
You can expect a call
very soon from my lawyer...
852
00:36:45,603 --> 00:36:46,936
Gloria Allred.
853
00:36:47,004 --> 00:36:48,955
I'm gonna sue the
pants off you, Will.
854
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,042
I'm gonna take your
house, your car,
855
00:36:52,093 --> 00:36:54,010
your extensive
collection of vests.
856
00:36:54,078 --> 00:36:55,445
I mean, seriously,
857
00:36:55,513 --> 00:36:57,430
you wear more vests than
the cast of Blossom.
858
00:36:57,446 --> 00:36:59,923
And I'll see you in court.
859
00:37:05,241 --> 00:37:07,090
Emma...
860
00:37:08,857 --> 00:37:10,426
Look, what I did
was a little weird.
861
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,728
I know that.
It was inappropriate
862
00:37:11,779 --> 00:37:13,446
for me to do Britney
with the kids.
863
00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:16,816
I just thought you wanted me
to be less uptight.
864
00:37:17,773 --> 00:37:20,238
Will, I just wanted
you to relax.
865
00:37:21,377 --> 00:37:23,339
You know,
not stop being you.
866
00:37:24,925 --> 00:37:26,926
I know you're frustrated.
867
00:37:27,011 --> 00:37:29,846
You know, Terri's still on your case,
you lost at regionals,
868
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:31,648
Glee's still the bottom
pickle in the barrel...
869
00:37:31,715 --> 00:37:33,382
You and Carl.
870
00:37:33,434 --> 00:37:35,435
Yeah.
Me and Carl.
871
00:37:36,662 --> 00:37:39,089
Especially me and Carl.
872
00:37:39,656 --> 00:37:41,941
Look, have you ever noticed
that Britney Spears
873
00:37:42,026 --> 00:37:43,493
only makes great music
874
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,096
when she's not chasing
down paparazzi?
875
00:37:46,163 --> 00:37:48,615
She can't just swallow a grenade
and let her talent explode
876
00:37:48,699 --> 00:37:49,933
all over the wall.
877
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,935
She's got to rein it in,
just like you do.
878
00:37:52,002 --> 00:37:54,587
You're such a great
teacher, Will.
879
00:37:54,672 --> 00:37:56,539
No, probably the best
in the whole school.
880
00:37:56,590 --> 00:37:58,541
So why would you want
to be someone else
881
00:37:58,592 --> 00:38:00,009
when the someone
that you already are
882
00:38:00,077 --> 00:38:01,211
is so amazing?
883
00:38:01,278 --> 00:38:05,131
Because the boring
someone I already am...
884
00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:06,850
wasn't good enough for you.
885
00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:12,806
Hey, where you going?
886
00:38:12,890 --> 00:38:15,091
To return that car.
887
00:38:18,362 --> 00:38:19,813
U.S. History...
888
00:38:19,897 --> 00:38:21,281
Crap, I forgot
I was taking that.
889
00:38:21,365 --> 00:38:23,066
Congrats, Finn.
890
00:38:23,117 --> 00:38:26,402
You're back on the team,
I'm head cheerleader again.
891
00:38:26,454 --> 00:38:29,489
Some kind of symmetry,
don't you think?
892
00:38:29,573 --> 00:38:32,792
With all the nastiness
between you and I behind us,
893
00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:34,744
I think we should be together.
894
00:38:34,795 --> 00:38:37,080
We'd be a shoo-in
for Homecoming king and queen.
895
00:38:37,131 --> 00:38:38,447
So what do you say?
896
00:38:38,499 --> 00:38:42,618
You and me,
8:00, Breadstix?
897
00:38:42,670 --> 00:38:45,638
Look, I'd be lying if I said I
didn't have feelings for you.
898
00:38:46,907 --> 00:38:49,175
Probably always will.
899
00:38:51,562 --> 00:38:53,900
But I'm not gonna get
back together with you.
900
00:38:53,923 --> 00:38:55,932
There's someone else,
and you know who that is.
901
00:38:55,983 --> 00:38:57,150
I'm asking you
to respect that.
902
00:38:59,010 --> 00:39:00,487
I'm sorry.
903
00:39:10,915 --> 00:39:14,784
I said what you wanted me to,
he shot me down.
904
00:39:14,835 --> 00:39:16,652
So congrats.
905
00:39:16,704 --> 00:39:17,954
Looks like he
really loves you.
906
00:39:24,962 --> 00:39:25,929
All right.
907
00:39:25,996 --> 00:39:27,263
Rachel?
908
00:39:27,331 --> 00:39:29,465
I have a song that I've prepared
for the class.
909
00:39:29,517 --> 00:39:32,135
Sorry, Rachel, no Britney.
I'm really happy that
910
00:39:32,186 --> 00:39:33,603
her music has inspired
so many of you,
911
00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:35,355
even if that
inspiration was
912
00:39:35,439 --> 00:39:36,639
brought about
by a dangerous narcotic.
913
00:39:36,690 --> 00:39:38,107
And I think
914
00:39:38,175 --> 00:39:41,110
we've all come to appreciate
her music and celebrity
915
00:39:41,178 --> 00:39:42,745
so much more this week.
916
00:39:42,813 --> 00:39:45,782
But honestly, she's just not us.
917
00:39:45,849 --> 00:39:47,033
I'm devastated.
918
00:39:47,117 --> 00:39:49,619
I can't believe we only
did one Britney number.
919
00:39:49,687 --> 00:39:50,853
I was actually gonna do
920
00:39:50,905 --> 00:39:52,121
something from
our original assignment
921
00:39:52,189 --> 00:39:54,240
last week: Adult Contemporary.
922
00:39:54,325 --> 00:39:56,993
But this is just
a little bit more Young Adult.
923
00:39:57,044 --> 00:39:58,077
Oh.
924
00:39:58,162 --> 00:39:59,195
Great, Rachel.
925
00:39:59,246 --> 00:40:00,296
Well, let's hear it.
926
00:40:04,701 --> 00:40:08,388
I'd like to dedicate this
song to my boyfriend, Finn.
927
00:40:08,472 --> 00:40:10,473
I was wrong.
928
00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:12,508
I shouldn't try
to control you.
929
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,645
I've just... I've never been
this happy before.
930
00:40:15,712 --> 00:40:17,313
And I realize that
931
00:40:17,381 --> 00:40:21,067
I was trying to hold onto how
you were making me feel so much,
932
00:40:21,151 --> 00:40:24,187
that I was strangling you in
my hands, like a little bird.
933
00:40:24,238 --> 00:40:27,223
I get now, that in order for
this relationship to work,
934
00:40:27,274 --> 00:40:30,693
I have to open up my hands
and let you fly free.
935
00:40:30,744 --> 00:40:31,560
Finn can fly?
936
00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:34,030
- Really?
- Wait, I thought I was
937
00:40:34,081 --> 00:40:35,698
the only one getting
the solos from now on.
938
00:40:35,749 --> 00:40:37,500
Next week, I'm going to be
939
00:40:37,567 --> 00:40:39,953
performing a musical number
by Ke$ha.
940
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,599
♪ When I was younger, ♪
941
00:40:52,683 --> 00:40:56,636
♪ I saw my daddy cry ♪
942
00:40:56,720 --> 00:41:00,256
♪ and curse at the wind. ♪
943
00:41:00,307 --> 00:41:04,760
♪ He broke his own heart
as I watched ♪
944
00:41:04,812 --> 00:41:11,284
♪ as he tried to
reassemble it. ♪
945
00:41:11,368 --> 00:41:13,653
♪ And my mama swore ♪
946
00:41:13,737 --> 00:41:20,943
♪ she would never
let herself forget, ♪
947
00:41:20,995 --> 00:41:25,164
♪ and that was the day
that I promised ♪
948
00:41:25,249 --> 00:41:30,720
♪ I'd never sing of love
if it does not exist. ♪
949
00:41:30,787 --> 00:41:37,477
♪ But darling, you are
the only exception. ♪
950
00:41:37,561 --> 00:41:42,849
♪ You are the only exception. ♪
951
00:41:42,933 --> 00:41:47,520
♪ You are the only exception. ♪
952
00:41:47,604 --> 00:41:52,942
♪ You are the only exception. ♪
953
00:41:52,993 --> 00:41:58,197
♪ Oh... ♪
954
00:41:58,282 --> 00:42:02,669
♪ Oh... ♪
955
00:42:02,753 --> 00:42:05,821
♪ I've got a tight grip
on reality, ♪
956
00:42:05,873 --> 00:42:12,929
♪ but I can't let go of
what's in front of me here. ♪
957
00:42:12,996 --> 00:42:15,181
♪ I know you're leaving
in the morning. ♪
958
00:42:15,265 --> 00:42:19,852
♪ When you wake up,
leave me with ♪
959
00:42:19,937 --> 00:42:22,722
♪ some kind of proof
it's not a dream. ♪
960
00:42:22,806 --> 00:42:29,345
♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪
961
00:42:29,396 --> 00:42:34,784
♪ You are the only exception. ♪
962
00:42:34,851 --> 00:42:40,022
♪ You are the only exception. ♪
963
00:42:40,074 --> 00:42:44,827
♪ You are the only exception. ♪
964
00:42:44,878 --> 00:42:50,583
♪ You are the only exception. ♪
965
00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:55,555
♪ You are the only exception. ♪
966
00:42:55,639 --> 00:43:00,543
♪ You are the only exception. ♪
967
00:43:00,594 --> 00:43:08,434
♪ And I'm on my way
to believing... ♪
968
00:43:08,519 --> 00:43:11,387
♪ Oh... ♪
969
00:43:11,438 --> 00:43:14,723
♪ And I'm on my way
to believing... ♪