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Here's what you missed last week.
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Quinn's pregnant and Puck's the father,
but everybody thinks it's Finn.
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You're a punk who doesn't
deserve Quinn as his girlfriend!
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Except for Quinn's parents
who don't know anything at all.
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They just know she's in the Celibacy Club.
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Well, call the Vatican. We got ourselves
another immaculate conception.
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- And that's what you missed on...
- # Glee #
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[School Bell Rings]
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Ballad. From Middle English "balade."
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- Who knows what this word means?
- It's a male duck.
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- Kurt.
- A ballad is a love song.
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Sometimes, but they don't always express love.
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Ballads are stories set to music...
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which is why they're the perfect storm
of self-expression.
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Stories and music are the way we express
feelings that we can't get out any other way.
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Okay, now sectionals are in a few weeks.
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And there's a new rule this year.
We have to perform... a ballad.
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Looks like my weekly letter to the Ohio
Show Choir Committee finally paid off.
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Okay, so here's our assignment for the week.
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I'm gonna pair you off, and I want you
to pick a ballad to sing to your partner.
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Look them right in the eye...
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find the emotion you want to express,
and make them feel it.
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- I pick Quinn.
- No, no, no, no, no. Too easy.
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Your partners will be chosen by fate.
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- Oooh.
- "Oooh," yeah. I put all your names in this hat.
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Whoever you choose is your partner.
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- I bet that duck's in the hat.
- But Matt's out sick today.
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He had to go to the hospital
'cause they found a spider in his ear.
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- [Students Groan]
- I guess I'll just have to put
my name in the hat for now.
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Who's up first?
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- Mercedes.
- [Will] All right.
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Quinn.
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- Kurt.
- [Students Laugh]
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Mr. Schue, I don't know
if I can do this with another guy.
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The Fates have spoken, Finn.
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Other Asian.
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[Chuckles]
Brittany.
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[Gasps]
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- [Will] How fitting.
- [Brittany] Yea!
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Looks like I get you, Mr. Schue.
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Uh, you know what? Maybe we should
just wait until Matt gets back.
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- The Fates talked, Mr. Schue.
- [Students Laugh]
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Would you mind clarifying
what kinds of songs you want us to sing?
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Why don't you let
Mr. Schuester and I demonstrate?
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Brad, "Endless Love" in B-flat, please.
It's my favorite duet.
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I really don't think
that's an appropriate song, Rachel.
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Why? It's a great song
and it's a perfect ballad.
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Yeah, I really like that song, Mr. Schue.
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[Students Laugh]
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## [Slow Tempo]
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# My love #
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[Thinking]
I could totally sing this song with Finn.
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But screw him if he thinks he's taking
the Diana Ross part from me.
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# The only thing that's right #
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[Thinking]
I love the days when I don't wear underwear.
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- Full commando.
- # My first love #
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[Thinking]
I never noticed how nice Rachel's butt is.
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Oh, crap. I think Quinn
knows I'm staring at it.
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# You're every breath that I take #
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# You're every step I make #
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# And I #
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# l-l-I #
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# I want to share #
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[Both]
# All my love #
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# With you #
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[Solo]
# No one else will do #
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- # And your eyes #
- # Your eyes, your eyes #
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[Both]
# They tell me how much you care #
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# Oh, yeah #
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[Thinking]
Wow. I've never noticed this before...
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because he's always trying
to destroy my career...
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but Mr. Schue has really pretty eyes.
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# My endless love #
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And really nice teeth. He's obviously
invested in good oral hygiene.
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And that's important to me.
It shows wonderful self-esteem.
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[Both]
# I'll be that fool #
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# For you #
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# I'm sure #
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[Thinking]
I don't like the way she's looking at me.
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Oh, I shouldn't have sung this song to her.
Crap! She looks crazy right now.
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I know this look.
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# And yes #
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# You'll be the only one #
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- # Oh #
- # 'Cause no #
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[Both]
# No one can deny #
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# This love #
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# I have inside #
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# And I'll give #
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# It all to you #
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- # My love #
- # My love, my love #
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[Both]
# My endless love ##
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[Thinking]
Okay, this is amazing.
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When I'm singing with him, it's like
I'm seeing him for the first time.
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And what I'm seeing is super, super cute.
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## [Ends]
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- Okay. Something like that.
- [Applause]
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[Nervous Laugh, Clears Throat]
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Sweetie, I am so proud of you.
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The Chastity Ball is
so important to your father.
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[Thinking] God, I miss the firm support
of my polyester Cheerios uniform.
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The control panel hid my baby bump perfectly.
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Hmm. That's odd. We had this
custom-made a month ago.
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I had a really big lunch today at school.
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Really big tacos.
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No worries, sweetie.
I'll just take it down to the tailor tomorrow.
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We'll let it out a little bit.
The problem here, honey, is, you know...
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I just don't think you've been getting enough
exercise ever since you quit the Cheerios.
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- Am I right?
- Yeah, yeah. That's right.
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You used to spend hours every day
doing back flips and high kicks.
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And now... I mean, now you spend
all your free time...
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sitting on a stool in the dark
singing show tunes.
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Do you know how many calories
you burn singing? Hmm?
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- Not very many.
- Judy! Glenn Beck is on.
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- [Gasps]
- Oh, wait. Hold on.
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- [Laughs] He's so...
- Hold on. No, I don't want to see.
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Daddy, it's not like we're getting married.
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- I don't want... Oh.
- [Laughs]
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Oh! Look at you.
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Speaking of getting married...
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how's that boy you've been dating?
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Yeah, yeah. He's not pressuring
you at all, is he?
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No. No, he's a gentleman.
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I'm glad to hear that. That's why
I'm inviting him over for dinner on Sunday.
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- Oh, wonderful!
- Refresher?
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Honey, I don't want you
to lift a finger for me.
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- I'm your wife.
- [Chuckles]
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- My little lemon drop. I gotta go catch Glenn.
- [Gasps]
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[Clears Throat]
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[Sighs]
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[School Bell Rings]
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- Mr. Schuester?
- Yeah?
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I just wanted to confirm we're set to rehearse
our ballad at 4:00 sharp this afternoon.
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Oh. Isn't Matt back yet?
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No, it's just... you and me all week long.
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Great. I'll see you at 4:00.
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Is there something else?
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I just wanted to give you this.
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Open it.
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Gold stars are kind of my signature thing.
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I figure every time you wear it you can think
of me and the star you're helping me become.
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- [Will] It's happening... again.
- [School Bell Rings]
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It always starts with a novelty gift.
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Well, you can't blame her, Will.
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If we were gonna rank
crush-worthy teachers at this school...
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you'd be number one with a bullet.
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Uh, well, l-l... When did...
When did this start with Rachel?
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We sang a duet in Glee Club. "Endless Love."
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- Okay. In hindsight, that was probably a mistake.
- Yeah.
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I can't handle going through this again.
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Sorry. Going through, um...
Going through what again?
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Have I ever told you about... Suzy Pepper?
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The alpacas start there
and travel down towards Guadalajara.
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Suzy Pepper wasn't the first schoolgirl crush,
but she was the hardest.
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It happened about two years ago
before you were a teacher here.
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- Suzy was unique.
- Mr. Schue?
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How do you conjugate the verb "to love"?
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[School Bell Rings]
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Peppers.
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So you can wear them and think of me...
Suzy Pepper.
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[Will] I thought it would burn out like
the others. But it only got worse.
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[Phone Rings]
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- Hello?
- [Exhaling]
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- Who is it? Who died?
- [Exhaling]
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Suzy Pepper?
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You knew it was me
just by the sound of my breath.
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That's so romantic.
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Listen, you little psycho.
This is Will's wife.
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And if I don't get enough sleep,
my antidepressants won't work.
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- And then I'll go crazy, and I'll kill you.
- Terri.
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Stop calling!
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- [Phone Beeps Off]
- [Sighs] Can't you handle anything, Will?
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- [Will] Terri was right.
- [School Bell Rings]
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Or so I thought.
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I decided to be honest with Suzy.
Face this head-on.
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- Okay, how'd that go?
- [Sighs]
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- [Sobbing]
- ## [Slow]
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[Gasps]
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[Sobbing Continues]
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# More than words #
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# Is all you have to do #
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- # To make it real #
- [Alarm Wailing]
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# That you love ##
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[Gags]
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It was the world's hottest pepper.
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- She had it shipped from Sinaloa, Mexico.
- Oh, gosh. What happened?
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The ambulance arrived just in time.
The pepper burned holes in her esophagus...
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and she was in a medically
induced coma for three days.
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That's why I can't
just tell Rachel to back off.
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These girls are too fragile.
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Wow. Okay.
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How 'bout this?
Why don't you take your own advice?
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Right? Do what you told the kids to do.
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If you're feeling awkward
telling Rachel how you feel...
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then why don't you, um,
you know, sing it to her.
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Let her down gently.
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And don't wear that tie.
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Yeah.
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Sing to me everything you feel.
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Okay. Uh...
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I can't. I can't... I can't sing to a dude.
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- You have to try.
- I can't! Okay?
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I can't! I'm sick and tired of people pushing
me to be somebody I'm not.
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Your lashing out at me
is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.
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Dude, I'm sorry.
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You're really awesome, Kurt. I...
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I'm just under a load of crap right now.
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Girls.
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They're your problem.
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They're up. They're down. Girls.
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It's the baby.
[Exhales]
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She's my daughter and...
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There are so many things I want to say to her,
and I'm never gonna be able to.
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Like what?
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Well...
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like how I don't want her to
think that her father just abandoned her.
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How I would do anything for her.
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How no matter what I do
I'm always thinking about her.
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How I'm gonna spend my whole life loving her
and she's never even gonna know.
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You gotta let it out.
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How?
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By singing.
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"I'll Stand By You," by the Pretenders.
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It's in your wheelhouse. And I know you know
it from the radio because it's a classic.
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And you do well with classics,
especially in the soft rock mode.
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Yeah, I do like that song, but...
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how's it gonna make me feel better again?
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By singing it out to the audience.
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Imagine your little girl sitting there.
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Thank God I never missed a piano lesson.
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## [Piano]
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# Oh #
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# Why you look so sad #
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# Tears are in your eyes #
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# Come on and come to me now #
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# When the night falls on you #
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# You don't know what to do #
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# Nothing you confess #
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# Could make me love you less #
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# I'll stand by you #
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00:13:45,275 --> 00:13:48,767
# I'll stand by you #
241
00:13:48,845 --> 00:13:52,611
# Won't let nobody hurt you #
242
00:13:52,682 --> 00:13:56,174
# I'll stand by you #
243
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:59,813
# Take me in into
your darkest hour #
244
00:13:59,889 --> 00:14:02,915
# And I'll never desert you #
245
00:14:02,992 --> 00:14:06,826
# I'll stand by you #
246
00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:10,457
# I'll stand by you #
247
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:14,060
# Won't let nobody hurt you #
248
00:14:14,137 --> 00:14:19,404
# I'll stand by you ##
249
00:14:19,475 --> 00:14:21,466
Finn, what's going on?
250
00:14:28,251 --> 00:14:30,481
- What are you doing?
- Uh, nothing.
251
00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:37,518
Were you just singing to a sonogram?
252
00:14:38,595 --> 00:14:40,028
Uh-huh.
253
00:14:56,779 --> 00:14:58,770
Is Quinn pregnant?
254
00:14:59,782 --> 00:15:02,376
[Sobbing]
Mom. I'm sorry.
255
00:15:02,452 --> 00:15:05,216
- I'm so sorry! [Sobbing Continues]
- Shh, shh.
256
00:15:05,288 --> 00:15:08,382
- I screwed up, Mom.
- It's gonna be okay.
257
00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:12,352
- [Sobbing Continues] I'm so sorry.
- Shh, shh. Shh.
258
00:15:16,299 --> 00:15:18,790
- [School Bell Rings]
- I can't believe you told your mom.
What if she tells my mom?
259
00:15:18,868 --> 00:15:22,304
- She's not.
- Half the school knows.
Your mom knows. Who else you wanna tell?
260
00:15:22,372 --> 00:15:25,466
- She's not gonna tell anybody.
- You're wrong. I'm right. I'm smart. You're dumb.
261
00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:28,806
All this baby drama is making
my rosacea act up.
262
00:15:28,878 --> 00:15:32,405
I know. I just feel bad for them,
having to go through this on their own.
263
00:15:32,482 --> 00:15:34,848
Let me see what I can do.
I'll report back later.
264
00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:37,044
[Quinn]
No, no, no. You're wrong. I'm right. I'm right.
265
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:41,022
- She doesn't talk to other moms.
- Okay?
266
00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:45,390
- [Exhales]
- How do you explain
her constant irritation with you?
267
00:15:45,461 --> 00:15:47,759
It's because she's a girl.
268
00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:51,823
No, I think it's the pregnancy hormones
or something. They make her kinda nuts.
269
00:15:51,901 --> 00:15:54,870
It's enough to wanna give up women altogether.
[Laughs]
270
00:15:54,937 --> 00:15:59,431
Yeah. Anyway, thanks for the advice
about singing to the baby like that.
271
00:15:59,509 --> 00:16:03,172
It worked like a charm. I owe you one, dude.
272
00:16:05,581 --> 00:16:09,449
[Thinking] Okay, I'll admit it.
I'm madly in love with Finn.
273
00:16:09,519 --> 00:16:11,578
I have been since the first time we met.
274
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:18,622
Dude, impulse control.
275
00:16:18,695 --> 00:16:20,686
He was my knight in shining armor.
276
00:16:20,763 --> 00:16:23,857
My feelings only grew stronger
as we bonded over Glee...
277
00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:25,867
then football, then skin care.
278
00:16:25,935 --> 00:16:29,371
Your "T" zone is dangerously dry.
279
00:16:29,439 --> 00:16:31,600
Your "T" zone.
280
00:16:31,674 --> 00:16:34,040
Oh.
[Chuckles]
281
00:16:34,110 --> 00:16:38,103
Twice a day. It's very mild
and has a built-in sunblock.
282
00:16:38,181 --> 00:16:41,241
Cool. Thanks, man.
283
00:16:41,317 --> 00:16:44,184
[Thinking] I don't know why I find
his stupidity charming.
284
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,620
I mean, he's cheating off a girl who thinks
the square root of four is rainbows.
285
00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:50,318
I guess that's love for you.
286
00:16:50,393 --> 00:16:52,657
Hey, eyes on your own paper.
287
00:16:52,729 --> 00:16:56,256
I know it seems weird
that I'm helping Finn with Quinn.
288
00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:59,233
But rest assured,
it's all part of a master plan.
289
00:16:59,302 --> 00:17:01,827
No matter what I do or how much
I assist him with his ballad...
290
00:17:01,904 --> 00:17:03,929
she's going to end up disappointing him
and breaking his heart.
291
00:17:04,006 --> 00:17:06,873
And then he'll be crying
into my shoulder pads.
292
00:17:09,979 --> 00:17:11,640
- [School Bell Rings]
- [Sniffs]
293
00:17:11,714 --> 00:17:14,774
- [Soft Gasp]
- Okay, so, I'm really excited.
294
00:17:14,851 --> 00:17:17,945
I picked a medley of songs that's gonna be
a fantastic teaching tool...
295
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:19,578
about how to sing a great ballad.
296
00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:22,488
- Why is Miss Pillsbury here?
- Uh...
297
00:17:22,558 --> 00:17:26,460
Well, I... I, too, am very curious
about the power of the ballad.
298
00:17:26,529 --> 00:17:29,521
You know, I'm thinking of doing
some career counseling in song.
299
00:17:29,599 --> 00:17:30,964
- Emma.
- S.A.T. prep...
300
00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:33,524
- Just... Yeah.
- Sitting. Yeah.
301
00:17:33,603 --> 00:17:38,199
Okay, Rachel. This is a mash-up of"Young Girl"
by Gary Puckett & the Union Gap...
302
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,868
and the 1980 Police classic,
"Don't Stand So Close To Me."
303
00:17:40,943 --> 00:17:43,070
And I want you to listen
very closely to the lyrics...
304
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,205
because I really mean what I'm singing.
305
00:17:47,116 --> 00:17:49,141
Really... listen.
306
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:52,815
Okay.
307
00:17:52,889 --> 00:17:56,325
## ["Don't Stand So Close To Me"]
308
00:18:00,029 --> 00:18:03,157
# Young teacher
The subject #
309
00:18:03,232 --> 00:18:06,690
# Of schoolgirl fantasy #
310
00:18:06,769 --> 00:18:10,000
# She wants him so badly #
311
00:18:10,072 --> 00:18:13,701
# Knows what she wants to be #
312
00:18:13,776 --> 00:18:18,236
- ## ["Young Girl"]
- # With all the charms of a woman #
313
00:18:20,817 --> 00:18:25,811
# You've kept the secret
of your youth #
314
00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:30,491
- ## [Song Switches Back]
- # Bookmark it, she's so close now #
315
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,393
# This girl is half his age #
316
00:18:33,463 --> 00:18:37,422
# Don't stand
Don't stand so #
317
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:40,867
# Don't stand so close to me #
318
00:18:40,937 --> 00:18:44,429
- ## [Song Switches Back]
- # Young girl, you're outta your mind #
319
00:18:44,507 --> 00:18:47,704
# Your love for me
is way out of line #
320
00:18:47,777 --> 00:18:49,608
# Better run, girl #
321
00:18:49,679 --> 00:18:54,082
# You're much too young, girl #
322
00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:58,678
- ## [Song Switches Back]
- # Temptation, frustration #
323
00:18:58,754 --> 00:19:01,814
- # So bad it makes him cry #
- ## [Song Switches Back]
324
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:06,419
# Beneath your perfume and makeup #
325
00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:15,461
# You're just a baby in disguise #
326
00:19:15,538 --> 00:19:17,972
# Get out of here #
327
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:22,443
# Before you have the time
to change your mind #
328
00:19:22,512 --> 00:19:28,747
# 'Cause I'm afraid you'll go too far #
329
00:19:28,818 --> 00:19:32,219
- ## [Song Switches Back]
- # Don't stand, don't stand so #
330
00:19:32,288 --> 00:19:35,587
# Don't stand so close to me #
331
00:19:35,658 --> 00:19:39,219
- ## [Song Switches Back]
- # Young girl, you're outta your mind #
332
00:19:39,295 --> 00:19:41,820
# Your love for me
is way out of line #
333
00:19:41,898 --> 00:19:46,961
- # Better run, girl #
- [Chorus] # Don't stand so #
334
00:19:48,504 --> 00:19:54,136
# You're much too young, girl ##
335
00:20:00,483 --> 00:20:02,849
So, Rachel...
336
00:20:02,919 --> 00:20:06,013
do you think you understood the message
I was trying to get across with that ballad?
337
00:20:06,088 --> 00:20:10,286
Yes. It means I'm very young
and it's hard for you to stand close to me.
338
00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:12,793
[Sighs]
Oh, no. Um...
339
00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:16,696
Emma, would you mind helping me out here?
Was that the message that you got?
340
00:20:16,766 --> 00:20:20,031
- You're a very good performer.
- [Groans]
341
00:20:20,102 --> 00:20:23,435
- He's very good.
- Well, I, for one, can't wait to go home...
342
00:20:23,506 --> 00:20:25,440
and work on a medley
of my own for tomorrow.
343
00:20:25,508 --> 00:20:29,103
Because this lesson has given me...
a lot to think about.
344
00:20:29,178 --> 00:20:32,375
No, Rachel, that really wasn't the... You...
345
00:20:33,849 --> 00:20:35,441
[Sighs]
346
00:20:35,518 --> 00:20:37,315
- [School Bell Rings]
- Bravo.
347
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:48,224
Thanks for coming over, Kurt.
348
00:20:48,297 --> 00:20:50,765
I know you're into fashion
and that kind of stuff.
349
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:54,325
And I need to find something nice to wear
to the Fabrays for dinner. So...
350
00:20:54,403 --> 00:20:57,497
I couldn't be more pleased and honored
to help you find something vintage...
351
00:20:57,573 --> 00:21:00,565
and appropriate to wear.
352
00:21:00,643 --> 00:21:06,138
Here it is. My mom never had
the heart to throw this stuff out.
353
00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:09,942
[Chuckles]
354
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:13,716
Here, hang on to that for the next time Puck
throws you in the Dumpster.
355
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,791
My dad's the same way.
356
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:21,228
My mom died 10 years ago and he still keeps
her toothbrush on the holder by their sink.
357
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:27,101
The broken dresser in their room
still smells like her perfume.
358
00:21:27,169 --> 00:21:30,297
I know it's stupid,
but sometimes I'll sneak in there...
359
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,500
and open all the drawers...
360
00:21:32,575 --> 00:21:37,205
and lie on the floor
and close my eyes and just smell her.
361
00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:39,270
That's not stupid.
362
00:21:43,152 --> 00:21:47,111
I guess in a way I'm lucky
I never knew him. You know?
363
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:54,256
[Chuckles]
364
00:21:54,330 --> 00:21:56,924
- Check this out.
- [Laughs]
365
00:21:59,835 --> 00:22:01,359
Not half bad.
366
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,302
Your father had good taste.
367
00:22:05,374 --> 00:22:07,365
I can't believe it fits.
368
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:16,479
Um, thanks.
369
00:22:24,527 --> 00:22:28,122
My father was brave enough to fight
in some desert thousands of miles away...
370
00:22:28,197 --> 00:22:32,531
and I can't even go over to Dudley Road
and tell the Fabrays the truth.
371
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:37,565
Your father didn't charge
into the breach empty-handed.
372
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,904
He had a weapon.
373
00:22:39,975 --> 00:22:42,409
You think I should bring a gun?
374
00:22:43,746 --> 00:22:46,909
No. I think you should
use your greatest weapon.
375
00:22:46,982 --> 00:22:49,473
Your voice.
376
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:58,450
Hey, sweetie, I'm home.
377
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,790
Something smells good.
378
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,799
[Sighs]
379
00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:20,548
- Oh, thanks.
- You're welcome.
380
00:23:20,616 --> 00:23:23,813
Casserole's almost ready.
Hope you like venison.
381
00:23:29,191 --> 00:23:31,125
Why did you even let her in the house?
382
00:23:31,193 --> 00:23:33,286
'Cause she said she was one
of your Glee kids.
383
00:23:33,362 --> 00:23:36,490
It didn't take me five minutes
to realize she's in love with you.
384
00:23:36,565 --> 00:23:39,398
She asked if she could see your baby pictures.
385
00:23:39,468 --> 00:23:41,834
What? So, now you're making her
clean our bathroom?
386
00:23:41,904 --> 00:23:44,805
Look, Will, I've been dealing
with these schoolgirl crushes for years.
387
00:23:44,874 --> 00:23:47,172
So why shouldn't I get
a little something out of it?
388
00:23:47,243 --> 00:23:51,646
- Do you have any more Ajax?
- In the linen closet, sweetie.
389
00:23:51,714 --> 00:23:53,306
[Mouths Word]
390
00:23:54,884 --> 00:23:57,751
- This is immoral, Terri.
- No, honey. You know what's immoral?
391
00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:59,754
Is me having to deal with the fact...
392
00:23:59,822 --> 00:24:02,518
that my husband spends all day
with young girls who are perkier...
393
00:24:02,591 --> 00:24:05,059
and younger than I am.
394
00:24:05,127 --> 00:24:09,689
I have a rash on my belly from that
cocoa butter that your mother sent me.
395
00:24:09,765 --> 00:24:11,926
Do you have any idea
how much it burns when I sweat?
396
00:24:12,001 --> 00:24:14,595
I can't scrub the floors as hard as she can.
397
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:17,662
Baby, if it's that bad, you have
to let me see it. It might be infected.
398
00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:21,141
What? So, now I'm gonna show you
the bleeding pustules on my skin?
399
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:24,771
Wow. Yeah. No, that's not gonna send you
into the loving arms of some teenage slut.
400
00:24:24,847 --> 00:24:27,315
For the last time, I am not having an affair
with any of my students.
401
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:29,817
And you are not allowed
to turn one of them into your slave...
402
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:32,115
because you have this
irrational fear of me leaving you.
403
00:24:32,188 --> 00:24:35,157
Well, why not, huh,
if it's win-win for everyone?
404
00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:38,387
- Look, she's a really good cook. Try it.
- [Groans]
405
00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:40,928
- Where you going?
- I'm taking Rachel home.
406
00:24:40,996 --> 00:24:43,726
Can you ask her to dust the blinds
in the craft room first?
407
00:24:43,799 --> 00:24:47,963
- Mr. Schuester?
- Yes, Rachel.
408
00:24:48,037 --> 00:24:50,130
Why do I have to sit in the backseat?
409
00:24:50,206 --> 00:24:54,233
Um, it's the law.
Children have to ride in the back.
410
00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:56,244
Children under seven.
411
00:24:56,312 --> 00:24:58,712
Well, I'm just concerned for your safety.
412
00:25:00,049 --> 00:25:01,778
Really?
413
00:25:01,851 --> 00:25:06,220
Um, no. Not really.
414
00:25:09,191 --> 00:25:12,388
I think we should take advantage of this
golden alone time and practice our ballad.
415
00:25:12,461 --> 00:25:15,692
That would be great,
but I don't have any music in the car.
416
00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:17,925
It's okay. I made us a CD.
417
00:25:19,168 --> 00:25:21,159
Oh.
418
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:25,904
- ## [Dance Pop]
- # Ah, crush #
419
00:25:27,209 --> 00:25:29,404
# Ah #
420
00:25:29,478 --> 00:25:32,311
# I see ya blowin' me a kiss #
421
00:25:32,381 --> 00:25:34,815
# It doesn't take a scientist #
422
00:25:34,884 --> 00:25:37,819
# To understand
what's going on, baby ##
423
00:25:37,887 --> 00:25:39,912
- [Ejects CD]
- [Sighs]
424
00:25:39,989 --> 00:25:42,583
I wasn't finished.
425
00:25:42,658 --> 00:25:46,958
Yeah, well, the acoustics are horrible
in the car. Put your seat belt back on.
426
00:25:47,029 --> 00:25:50,123
[Sighs]
So, how's it going with Puck?
427
00:25:50,199 --> 00:25:52,326
- Are you guys still seeing each other?
- I broke things off.
428
00:25:52,401 --> 00:25:56,963
He was too immature.
As are all the boys in high school.
429
00:25:57,039 --> 00:25:59,974
I need a man who can keep up with me
intellectually and creatively.
430
00:26:00,042 --> 00:26:03,569
Well, that's a tough road
for most high-school boys.
431
00:26:05,881 --> 00:26:08,145
That's why I have my sights set much higher.
432
00:26:15,357 --> 00:26:17,484
[School Bell Rings]
433
00:26:17,559 --> 00:26:21,996
Stay away from him.
You're gonna get hurt... bad.
434
00:26:22,064 --> 00:26:25,864
- You can't threaten me, Pepper.
I'm not afraid of you.
- You should be.
435
00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:33,365
Oh, you're on the second floor?
Oh, you're right above me.
436
00:26:33,442 --> 00:26:36,900
Girl, you? I'm a hot, damn mess.
437
00:26:36,979 --> 00:26:40,972
I found out today my hamster is pregnant
in biology class and I just started weeping.
438
00:26:42,351 --> 00:26:44,342
No, no, I think that's a great idea.
439
00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:48,220
- We're supposed to be rehearsing.
- I'm talking to Tina.
440
00:26:48,290 --> 00:26:51,589
I'll hit you back. This is bad, dude.
441
00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:54,026
All our ballads are terrible
'cause we're all so distracted.
442
00:26:54,096 --> 00:26:56,564
We're all worried about Finn
and Quinn and "babygate."
443
00:26:56,632 --> 00:26:59,328
We can't even sing about our emotions
'cause we're so worried about theirs.
444
00:26:59,401 --> 00:27:02,837
- Who cares?
- Um, we all do.
445
00:27:02,905 --> 00:27:06,841
So we decided we're all gonna sing them
a ballad to show that we got their backs.
446
00:27:06,909 --> 00:27:09,901
Are you kidding me?
There's no way I'm singing to them.
447
00:27:09,979 --> 00:27:12,539
[Groans]
It's not fair! Finn gets everything.
448
00:27:12,614 --> 00:27:16,175
- He gets the sympathy. He gets the girl.
- What is your problem?
449
00:27:16,251 --> 00:27:18,344
Finn's not the father!
450
00:27:18,420 --> 00:27:20,513
I am.
451
00:27:22,024 --> 00:27:24,754
What?
452
00:27:27,963 --> 00:27:29,897
All right, look.
453
00:27:29,965 --> 00:27:32,729
You need to get something
through your Mohawk real quick.
454
00:27:32,801 --> 00:27:36,202
You're the baby's daddy.
It takes a hell of a lot more to be a father.
455
00:27:36,271 --> 00:27:40,071
And that role's already been cast
because Quinn chose Finn.
456
00:27:40,142 --> 00:27:42,076
And you need to accept that and move on.
457
00:27:42,144 --> 00:27:46,945
'Cause you have no business messing up that
girl's life any more than you already have.
458
00:27:47,016 --> 00:27:51,419
You need to back off.
You owe her at least that much.
459
00:28:00,295 --> 00:28:03,856
Mmm. A lovely ham.
460
00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:06,264
- Thank you.
- There is no beating Judy's ham.
461
00:28:06,335 --> 00:28:08,599
[Laughs]
I cure all my own meats.
462
00:28:15,044 --> 00:28:18,411
- I'd like to propose a toast.
- Daddy, no.
463
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:22,348
- Russell and his famous toasts.
- [Russell Laughs]
464
00:28:22,418 --> 00:28:25,945
The Fabrays are a tight-knit family.
465
00:28:26,021 --> 00:28:28,922
I have been blessed with a loving wife...
466
00:28:28,991 --> 00:28:31,789
two remarkable daughters.
467
00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:35,091
My first married a wonderful Christian man.
468
00:28:35,164 --> 00:28:37,359
Owns his own chain of U.P.S. stores.
469
00:28:37,433 --> 00:28:40,129
My second daughter, little Quinny...
470
00:28:40,202 --> 00:28:43,171
we're just so proud of her.
471
00:28:43,238 --> 00:28:48,039
Captain of the Cheerios,
president of the Celibacy Club.
472
00:28:48,110 --> 00:28:51,978
I got a little peak at the dress.
I'm certain she's a shoo-in for princess.
473
00:28:52,047 --> 00:28:54,777
- She is.
- But tonight...
474
00:28:54,850 --> 00:28:58,980
[Voice Fading] we are very glad to welcome
her young friend, quarterback no less...
475
00:28:59,054 --> 00:29:01,522
I have to go to the bathroom.
476
00:29:01,590 --> 00:29:04,491
Uh, too much pop.
477
00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:09,222
Oh, wait. It's right through
the kitchen, sweetheart.
478
00:29:10,866 --> 00:29:13,198
He wears a helmet when he plays, right?
479
00:29:13,268 --> 00:29:15,236
He's just intimidated by you, Daddy.
480
00:29:16,939 --> 00:29:20,636
[Panting]
481
00:29:20,709 --> 00:29:23,735
[Cell Phone Rings]
482
00:29:23,812 --> 00:29:25,746
Well, hello, Finn Hudson.
483
00:29:25,814 --> 00:29:29,375
I'm at the Fabrays and I'm freaking out.
What does a heart attack feel like?
484
00:29:29,451 --> 00:29:32,386
Settle down, cowboy. This is why we burnt
the disc and spent that time rehearsing.
485
00:29:32,454 --> 00:29:35,218
- I can't do it.
- Yes, you can.
Just remember the power of the ballad.
486
00:29:35,290 --> 00:29:38,157
I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.
487
00:29:38,427 --> 00:29:40,054
[Cell Phone Beeps]
488
00:29:41,163 --> 00:29:44,098
[Panting]
489
00:29:44,166 --> 00:29:46,259
[Grunts]
490
00:29:46,335 --> 00:29:48,599
[Grunting]
Ha!
491
00:29:52,407 --> 00:29:55,535
- That's my kitchen radio.
- Yeah, I need to borrow it.
492
00:29:55,611 --> 00:29:57,772
Finn? What's this?
493
00:29:57,846 --> 00:30:01,111
Well, we have this assignment
in Glee Club to sing a ballad.
494
00:30:01,183 --> 00:30:05,051
They're all about expressing the things
you can't find any other way to say.
495
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,418
Oh, God. Finn, don't.
496
00:30:07,489 --> 00:30:11,585
- Please, don't.
- No, I need to do this... for both of us.
497
00:30:14,930 --> 00:30:17,899
## [Ballad]
498
00:30:19,668 --> 00:30:21,932
# You're havin' my baby #
499
00:30:23,839 --> 00:30:28,640
# What a lovely way of sayin'
how much you love me #
500
00:30:29,878 --> 00:30:31,778
# You're havin' my baby #
501
00:30:33,048 --> 00:30:35,573
# What a lovely way of sayin' #
502
00:30:35,651 --> 00:30:37,778
# What you're thinkin' of me #
503
00:30:39,321 --> 00:30:41,118
# I can see it #
504
00:30:42,724 --> 00:30:45,750
# Your face is glowin' #
505
00:30:45,827 --> 00:30:48,489
# I can see it in your eyes #
506
00:30:48,564 --> 00:30:51,397
# I'm happy you know it #
507
00:30:51,466 --> 00:30:53,627
# That you're havin' my baby #
508
00:30:55,304 --> 00:30:59,832
# You're the woman I love
and I love what it's doin' to ya #
509
00:31:01,243 --> 00:31:03,108
# You're havin' my baby #
510
00:31:05,013 --> 00:31:10,349
# You're a woman in love
and I love what's goin' through ya #
511
00:31:10,419 --> 00:31:13,820
# The need inside you #
512
00:31:13,889 --> 00:31:15,948
# I see it showin' #
513
00:31:17,559 --> 00:31:20,357
# Whoa, the seed inside you, baby #
514
00:31:20,429 --> 00:31:22,420
## [Stops]
515
00:31:39,848 --> 00:31:44,114
There must be some sort of mistake here.
Quinny, we raised you right.
516
00:31:44,186 --> 00:31:47,781
You... You did. We didn't even have sex.
517
00:31:47,856 --> 00:31:50,689
I'm sorry. Can we just stop
with the lying, please?
518
00:31:50,759 --> 00:31:53,956
- But I'm...
- When you were about five years old...
519
00:31:54,029 --> 00:31:57,055
I took you and your sister
down to an Indians game.
520
00:31:57,132 --> 00:31:59,259
All the other dads brought their sons.
521
00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:02,167
But my two girls were enough for me.
522
00:32:03,572 --> 00:32:07,338
- Daddy.
- Your sister made it through the whole game.
523
00:32:07,409 --> 00:32:10,310
But you fell asleep in my lap.
524
00:32:10,379 --> 00:32:13,348
I kept hoping nothing exciting
would happen...
525
00:32:13,415 --> 00:32:16,646
'cause I didn't want the crowd
to get too loud...
526
00:32:18,620 --> 00:32:20,611
and wake you up.
527
00:32:25,294 --> 00:32:27,285
Didn't matter.
528
00:32:29,298 --> 00:32:31,732
You stayed asleep in my arms...
529
00:32:33,068 --> 00:32:35,195
till the game ended.
530
00:32:35,270 --> 00:32:37,738
Daddy, I'm so sorry.
531
00:32:39,841 --> 00:32:41,570
[Sighs]
532
00:32:42,778 --> 00:32:44,541
You need to leave.
533
00:32:44,613 --> 00:32:49,016
Wait. Please, Daddy, can we talk about this?
534
00:32:49,084 --> 00:32:51,245
Finn is a good guy.
535
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,049
He loves me.
536
00:32:53,121 --> 00:32:54,952
You too.
537
00:32:55,023 --> 00:32:58,550
- [Shuddering]
- Get out of my house.
538
00:32:58,627 --> 00:33:00,686
But you can't do that.
She didn't do anything wrong.
539
00:33:00,762 --> 00:33:03,560
- [Sighs]
- Please, Mrs. Fabray, do something.
540
00:33:03,632 --> 00:33:07,193
Don't bother, Finn.
[Inhales Sharply]
541
00:33:07,269 --> 00:33:11,228
If she wanted to do something, she would
have when she found out that I was pregnant.
542
00:33:12,174 --> 00:33:13,641
You knew?
543
00:33:15,177 --> 00:33:17,805
I... No. She didn't tell me anything.
544
00:33:17,879 --> 00:33:22,043
But you knew. And I needed you.
545
00:33:22,117 --> 00:33:25,644
I needed my mom.
And you were so scared...
546
00:33:25,721 --> 00:33:28,053
of what he would do...
547
00:33:28,123 --> 00:33:31,251
if he found out that
you just pushed it aside...
548
00:33:31,326 --> 00:33:35,820
like we do every bad feeling in this house.
549
00:33:35,897 --> 00:33:38,730
If you don't talk about it, it doesn't exist.
550
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,825
Now do not turn this on us!
551
00:33:40,902 --> 00:33:43,234
You are the disappointment here!
552
00:33:43,305 --> 00:33:45,296
Why?
553
00:33:47,743 --> 00:33:50,871
Because I'm not a little girl anymore?
554
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,814
Because I made a mistake?
555
00:33:53,882 --> 00:33:56,009
Who are you?
556
00:33:57,652 --> 00:33:59,643
I don't recognize you at all.
557
00:33:59,721 --> 00:34:01,780
I'm your daughter...
558
00:34:03,392 --> 00:34:04,859
who loves you.
559
00:34:04,926 --> 00:34:07,622
And I know this must be really hard for you.
560
00:34:07,696 --> 00:34:12,861
But I just need my daddy to hold me
and tell me that it's gonna be okay.
561
00:34:23,712 --> 00:34:25,509
Please.
562
00:34:26,681 --> 00:34:29,343
[Sobs]
563
00:34:31,019 --> 00:34:33,544
- [Footsteps Climbing Stairs]
- Judy!
564
00:34:41,797 --> 00:34:45,733
Honey, how many times have I told you
you gotta turn these T-shirts right-side out...
565
00:34:45,801 --> 00:34:50,238
Um, Mom, Quinn's parents threw her out.
566
00:34:51,740 --> 00:34:54,208
Could she stay here for a couple of days?
567
00:34:56,611 --> 00:34:58,841
Yeah, of course she can.
568
00:35:00,982 --> 00:35:03,075
Honey, you can stay here
as long as you want.
569
00:35:07,956 --> 00:35:11,050
Hey, Barbra Streisand.
We need to have a little talk.
570
00:35:11,126 --> 00:35:13,060
I have nothing to say to you, Pepper.
571
00:35:13,128 --> 00:35:15,221
If you continue to stalk me,
I'll press charges.
572
00:35:15,297 --> 00:35:18,562
Everyone knows what you are.
You're the school crazy.
573
00:35:18,633 --> 00:35:21,158
I was crazy... crazy in love.
574
00:35:21,236 --> 00:35:24,000
There's nothing you can say that's gonna
change the way I feel about Mr. Schuester.
575
00:35:24,072 --> 00:35:27,599
Ours is a love for the ages. Your threats
will just make our love grow stronger.
576
00:35:27,676 --> 00:35:31,009
Let me tell you a few things I learned
from two years of intense psychotherapy...
577
00:35:31,079 --> 00:35:33,343
and an esophagus transplant.
578
00:35:33,415 --> 00:35:36,782
Lesson number one:
You and Schue, it won't work.
579
00:35:36,852 --> 00:35:39,013
What do you mean?
580
00:35:39,087 --> 00:35:41,783
We're not so different, you and me.
581
00:35:41,857 --> 00:35:44,917
We're both mildly attractive
and extremely grating.
582
00:35:44,993 --> 00:35:47,223
Love is hard for us.
583
00:35:47,295 --> 00:35:49,229
We look for boys
we know we can never have.
584
00:35:49,297 --> 00:35:53,097
Mr. Schue is a perfect target
for our self-esteem issues.
585
00:35:53,168 --> 00:35:56,035
He can never reciprocate our feelings,
which only reinforces the conviction...
586
00:35:56,104 --> 00:35:59,073
that we're not worthy of being loved.
587
00:35:59,140 --> 00:36:02,871
Trust me. I'm a cautionary tale.
588
00:36:04,679 --> 00:36:07,944
You need to find some self-respect, Rachel.
589
00:36:08,016 --> 00:36:11,816
Get that mildly attractive groove back.
590
00:36:26,635 --> 00:36:28,830
Mr. Schuester, I'm ready when you are.
591
00:36:28,904 --> 00:36:31,737
The ballad I've selected has an important
message that I'm anxious for you to hear.
592
00:36:31,806 --> 00:36:33,967
Rachel, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to stop you.
593
00:36:35,677 --> 00:36:39,511
The way you've been acting
is totally inappropriate.
594
00:36:39,581 --> 00:36:42,675
I'm your teacher, Rachel. And I'm sorry,
but that's all I'm ever gonna be.
595
00:36:44,553 --> 00:36:46,783
I know.
596
00:36:47,989 --> 00:36:51,288
I... I brought these for you
as an apology.
597
00:36:53,328 --> 00:36:55,455
And the song I was gonna sing was...
598
00:36:55,530 --> 00:36:57,828
"Sorry Seems To Be
the Hardest Word" by Elton John...
599
00:36:57,899 --> 00:37:00,299
'cause I know how much you love him.
600
00:37:01,436 --> 00:37:03,370
I'm such an idiot.
601
00:37:03,438 --> 00:37:07,101
Mooning over you
and cleaning your apartment.
602
00:37:07,175 --> 00:37:10,702
Hey. It's okay.
603
00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:21,486
I know it's not always easy for you, Rachel.
604
00:37:21,556 --> 00:37:23,751
And I know that there
are some things about yourself...
605
00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:26,521
that you think you'd like to change.
606
00:37:26,595 --> 00:37:28,722
But you should know
that there's some boy out there...
607
00:37:28,797 --> 00:37:31,231
who's gonna like you
for everything you are...
608
00:37:31,299 --> 00:37:33,733
including those parts of you
that even you don't like.
609
00:37:33,802 --> 00:37:36,703
Those are gonna be the things
he likes the most.
610
00:37:40,308 --> 00:37:42,674
Thanks, Mr. Schue.
611
00:37:44,879 --> 00:37:49,009
What do you say we ditch rehearsal today?
[Chuckles]
612
00:37:49,084 --> 00:37:53,544
I've gotta be honest, Rachel. You've never
really needed much help with your ballads.
613
00:37:53,622 --> 00:37:56,591
You've been knocking them
out of the park since day one.
614
00:37:59,561 --> 00:38:03,019
- Do you like them?
- They're great.
615
00:38:06,601 --> 00:38:09,161
So they just kicked her out?
616
00:38:09,237 --> 00:38:12,832
Yeah. Gave her half an hour to pack.
617
00:38:12,907 --> 00:38:15,603
Her father set the timer on the microwave.
618
00:38:15,677 --> 00:38:19,909
I'm sorry.
I guess my plan kinda sucked.
619
00:38:21,016 --> 00:38:23,678
No. Uh, this is good.
620
00:38:23,752 --> 00:38:27,654
No more secrets. You know,
everything's out there, all the feelings. Uh...
621
00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:31,256
And that's better. Right?
622
00:38:33,161 --> 00:38:35,755
Yes. Better.
623
00:38:38,166 --> 00:38:39,963
Good. Uh...
624
00:38:40,035 --> 00:38:42,902
All right, well, let's work on your ballad.
625
00:38:42,971 --> 00:38:46,930
Uh, you were really helpful when
I was trying to find mine. So, what is it?
626
00:38:49,711 --> 00:38:52,737
"I Honestly Love You."
627
00:38:52,814 --> 00:38:54,748
Uh, sounds awesome.
628
00:38:56,618 --> 00:38:59,451
I don't know the song, uh, or whatever.
629
00:38:59,521 --> 00:39:03,548
But it sounds... positive and nice and stuff.
630
00:39:04,959 --> 00:39:08,122
Hey, you two.
We need to go to the choir room.
631
00:39:08,196 --> 00:39:09,823
Why?
632
00:39:09,898 --> 00:39:12,924
Because there's something
we want to give you and Quinn.
633
00:39:15,003 --> 00:39:18,268
- [Door Opens]
- Open your eyes.
I didn't tell you to close your eyes.
634
00:39:18,339 --> 00:39:21,797
- Is there a cake?
- No, there's no cake. Be quiet. Sit down.
635
00:39:21,876 --> 00:39:25,778
- [Mercedes] Hi, Quinn.
- Do you know what's going on?
636
00:39:25,847 --> 00:39:29,613
Your fellow Glee Club members
wanna sing a song for you guys...
637
00:39:29,684 --> 00:39:32,244
to let you know how they feel about you.
638
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,413
Uh, what are you gonna sing?
639
00:39:34,489 --> 00:39:37,458
Just listen. The song says everything.
640
00:39:39,828 --> 00:39:43,855
## [Harmonizing]
641
00:39:48,570 --> 00:39:50,868
## [Vocalizing]
642
00:39:50,939 --> 00:39:54,773
# Sometimes in our lives #
643
00:39:54,843 --> 00:39:58,506
# We all have pain #
644
00:39:58,580 --> 00:40:01,981
# We all have sorrow #
645
00:40:02,050 --> 00:40:06,282
# But if we are wise #
646
00:40:06,354 --> 00:40:09,289
# We know that there's #
647
00:40:09,357 --> 00:40:11,689
# Always tomorrow #
648
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,627
# Lean on me #
649
00:40:14,696 --> 00:40:17,290
# When you're not strong #
650
00:40:17,365 --> 00:40:19,299
# And I'll be your friend #
651
00:40:19,367 --> 00:40:24,532
# I'll help you carry on #
652
00:40:24,606 --> 00:40:28,064
# For it won't be long #
653
00:40:28,143 --> 00:40:30,805
# Till I'm gonna need #
654
00:40:30,879 --> 00:40:34,542
# Somebody to lean on #
655
00:40:34,616 --> 00:40:35,810
# Just lean on me #
656
00:40:35,884 --> 00:40:38,546
# Call on me, brother
Hey #
657
00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:40,645
# When you need a hand
When you need a hand #
658
00:40:40,722 --> 00:40:42,883
# We all need somebody #
659
00:40:42,957 --> 00:40:45,983
- # To lean on #
- # Somebody to lean on #
660
00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:49,029
# I just might have a problem #
661
00:40:49,097 --> 00:40:50,928
# That you'll understand #
662
00:40:50,999 --> 00:40:54,400
# We all need somebody #
663
00:40:54,469 --> 00:40:57,870
- # To lean on #
- # Oh, whoa, whoa #
664
00:40:57,939 --> 00:40:59,497
- # If #
- # If #
665
00:40:59,574 --> 00:41:02,839
- # There is a load #
- # There's a load #
666
00:41:02,911 --> 00:41:05,072
- # You have to bear #
- # You have to bear #
667
00:41:05,146 --> 00:41:08,843
# That you can't carry #
668
00:41:08,917 --> 00:41:10,578
- # I #
- # I am #
669
00:41:10,652 --> 00:41:13,678
- # Am right up the road #
- ## [Harmonizing]
670
00:41:13,755 --> 00:41:15,916
# I'll share your load #
671
00:41:15,990 --> 00:41:20,359
# If you just call me #
672
00:41:20,428 --> 00:41:22,988
- # Call me #
- # Oh, call me #
673
00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:25,624
- # Call me #
- [Mercedes] # When you need a friend #
674
00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:28,760
- # Call me #
- [Artie] # Call me #
675
00:41:28,837 --> 00:41:32,034
- # Call me #
- # When you need a friend #
676
00:41:32,106 --> 00:41:34,904
- # Call me #
- # Call me any time of day #
677
00:41:34,976 --> 00:41:36,534
# Call me #
678
00:41:36,611 --> 00:41:38,442
## [Vocalizing]
679
00:41:38,513 --> 00:41:41,607
# It won't be long #
680
00:41:41,683 --> 00:41:45,619
# Till I'm gonna need #
681
00:41:45,687 --> 00:41:48,247
# Somebody to lean on #
682
00:41:48,323 --> 00:41:51,417
# Lean on, lean on me #
683
00:41:51,492 --> 00:41:53,892
# Lean on me #
684
00:41:53,962 --> 00:41:56,487
# Lean, lean on me #
685
00:41:56,564 --> 00:41:59,055
- ## [Harmonizing]
- ## [Vocalizing]
686
00:41:59,133 --> 00:42:00,896
# Lean on me #
687
00:42:02,136 --> 00:42:05,663
- # Lean on me #
- # You can lean on me #
688
00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:08,641
- # I'm gonna need #
- # Somebody #
689
00:42:08,710 --> 00:42:12,908
# Somebody to lean on #
690
00:42:12,981 --> 00:42:14,949
- # Somebody #
- # Hey, hey #
691
00:42:15,016 --> 00:42:17,450
- # To lean on #
- # Somebody to lean on #
692
00:42:17,518 --> 00:42:20,783
## [Vocalizing]
693
00:42:21,923 --> 00:42:26,417
- # Yeah #
- # Whoa, ho-ho #
694
00:42:26,494 --> 00:42:28,485
## [Ends]
695
00:42:29,330 --> 00:42:32,595
## [Vocalizing]
696
00:42:32,667 --> 00:42:37,934
## [Harmonic Vocalizing]
697
00:42:52,954 --> 00:42:55,013
## [Ends]
698
00:43:04,299 --> 00:43:05,288
English - US - SDH
extracted by rogard