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(ENGINES ROAR)

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MAN: I was put here to kill.

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You were too,
whether you know it or not.

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We kill because it solves problems,

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because after all the options
have been exhausted

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and everything else fails,

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we have one way to solve problems.

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And that's why we're here.

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That's not why I'm here.

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I'm here to protect our troops,
to protect our interests.

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I was put here to help create
a democracy, to enforce justice.

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Yeah? And how do you do that?

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You do that with this, this right here.

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After everything else fails,
it all comes down to this, baby.

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This is justice. Power is justice.

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Killing solves problems.
That seems like the solution.

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It's called right and wrong.

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Does not compute.

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Where does right and wrong
factor in to this place?

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You tell me - what difference
does right and wrong make here?

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Shit, man, right and wrong
only matters where it has impact.

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There's always a right and wrong,
as long as you have the choice.

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You ain't got no choice here.
Only choice is living or dying.

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Going through life without a choice
is like driving without the headlights on.

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Hey, hey, hey, quit fucking around, man.

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What's the point of seeing
when you can't steer anyway?

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Fuck you. Turn the lights on.

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Fuck you.
Fuck you!

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Turn the fucking lights on.
You don't know what's out there.

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No, no, no, no, no, you don't stop.
You do not stop!

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I just hit a fucking kid.

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You don't stop for anything at night.

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What the fuck was that?
It was a fucking kid.

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What's a kid doing in the desert?

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I don't give a fuck
if you just hit your grandmother.

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You do not sidestep protocol.
You do not stop for anything at night!

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What if he's still alive?
Bailey's right.

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You're not supposed to stop,
it's the rules. It could be an ambush.

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You put this piece of shit in gear and go.
That's an order!

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Fuck you. I'm doing the right thing.

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Kill those goddamn floods.
Kill those goddamn floods!

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(TENSE MUSIC)

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(CHILD CRIES)

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Kill those fucking lights.
Kill those fucking lights right now!

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(CHILD CONTINUES CRYING)

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)

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(SOLDIERS SHOUT INDISTINCTLY)

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(GUNFIRE)

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(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

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MAN: That's just who he was.

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He pulled four people out of there
and then tried to put the pin back in.

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WOMAN: He tried to
put the pin back in?

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I didn't know you could do that.

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Apparently you can.

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WOMAN 2: Did you know
he was working on an opera?

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MAN: Barthenoy's many friends,

57
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some of whom
have gathered here today,

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suggested that he was a man
who loved his country

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and gave his life
protecting not only our freedoms,

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but the lives of his fellow soldiers...

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in essence, doing God's work.

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Barthenoy was not only thoughtful,

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a responsible and a loving man,
but a hero.

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He is an example for us all.

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But although he is a hero,

66
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Barthenoy had not yet clarified
his spirituality

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and his relationship with Jesus.

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Well, Jesus said, “l am the way,
the truth and the life.

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“No man cometh unto the Father
but by me.”

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John 14:6.

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Had Barthenoy the opportunity
to look into the future

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and predict his own untimely passing,

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a passing which, because of his youth,
is perhaps more tragic than most,

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one wonders if this burden
would have been left unfinished.

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And so now is the time for us
to look into our own lives

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and ask the question,

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have we embraced the path
of the righteous?

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And if not, how long should we wait?

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Until we are sick?

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Until we are facing death ourselves?

81
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Or until we stand before God in heaven
asking for atonement?

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For none of us,
except Lord Jesus Christ,

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none of God's children
can see their futures

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and none can live forever here on Earth.

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(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC CONTINUES)

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MAN: Did you check the gas?

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DRIVER: Check the gas?

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That gauge don't work.
You gotta use the stick.

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Gas is all out.

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MAN: Here's to Bart.

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To Bart.
To Bart.

92
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Is it just me, or was that priest guy...

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Minister.

94
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..was that minister saying
that Bart was going to hell?

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Joey!
I'm not saying that he is.

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I'm just...I'm just saying
that the minister,

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his whole gig was that, you know,

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“Unless you accept Lord Jesus Christ
as your only saviour,

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“you're not going to heaven.”

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Whatever. Heaven's just
a Christian recruiting tactic.

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Wiccas believe that after death

102
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one's spirit leaves one's body

103
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and transcends time and space

104
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and becomes part of a greater divinity
of nature, Mother Earth.

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Now, does that just work for witches?

106
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Or can mere mortals get in too?

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It works for everyone, even assholes.

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Perfect. I'm an asshole!

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Do you think he joined the military
to get away from me?

110
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What?
No, honey.

111
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I mean, seriously, do you think
he was trying to get out of marrying me?

112
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No.
No.

113
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No, I do not.

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In fact, I think he was building up
his courage to ask you.

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Really?

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Really, I do.

117
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He even had me looking at rings for him
so that he'd be ready to ask you.

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You're an asshole.

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I'm sorry. I'm just...

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Don't. Don't apologise.

121
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Like, this is...none of this seems real.

122
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How do you do it?

123
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How do you stay so strong?
You seem so strong.

124
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My inner strength is, um,

125
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a manifestation of my rigorous regimen
of heavy sedation.

126
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What...
Pills.

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(PILLS RATTLE IN JACKET)
Lot of pills.

128
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Vicodin. Valium. All the 'V's.

129
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I actually cycle them with beer
or this little fella right here.

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Vicodin.
Yeah?

131
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Can I?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

132
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Um, I can get you more
and whatever you need.

133
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Thanks.
OK?

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Oh, fuck. I just don't know
if I can make it.

135
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He was in all of my plans.

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We were gonna get a place
together...eventually.

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When he was ready.

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I know.

139
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And there was so much
I wanted to say to him.

140
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God, if I could just have...

141
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..just one more day with him,

142
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just one more.

143
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It's gonna get easier.
It's gonna get better.

144
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OK? Just give it some time.

145
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I know, I know, I know.

146
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I know it will, and I'll meet someone else.

147
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But it...it won't be Bart.

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It won't be him.

149
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You know he never told me
he loved me?

150
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He never said it.
I told him, but he never said it to me.

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He did love you. He does, he did.

152
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He did love you.

153
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He did, he did love you, OK?

154
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OK? Yeah?

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Thank you.

156
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Oh.

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(MOANS)

158
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No. Oh, God.

159
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We can't do this.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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I don't want to make things worse.

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How can it get any worse?

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(SINISTER MUSIC)

163
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(THUDDING)

164
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(MUFFLED SHOUTING)

165
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(REPEATED THUDDING)

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(GASPING)

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(SINISTER MUSIC CONTINUES)

168
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(TURNS ON TAP)

169
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(TURNS OFF TAP)

170
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What the fuck?

171
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Oh!

172
00:16:03,398 --> 00:16:04,945
(GROANS)

173
00:16:13,741 --> 00:16:15,288
The sick...

174
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,546
You're fucking kidding me.

175
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Fucking shit.

176
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This is...this is a dream.

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This is a dream.

178
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It's all just...all a nightmare.

179
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Just...wake up.

180
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Wake up. Fucking...fucking...

181
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(GROANS)

182
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Fuck!

183
00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:57,586
OK, just ride this shit out,
ride this shit out.

184
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This is...this is...

185
00:17:00,246 --> 00:17:04,296
This isn't real. This isn't real!

186
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Fuck! Fuck!

187
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Fuck.

188
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(KNOCKING)

189
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BART: Come on.
Come on, please, wake up.

190
00:17:33,446 --> 00:17:35,448
Please wake up.

191
00:17:38,159 --> 00:17:39,536
Joey.

192
00:17:39,702 --> 00:17:41,875
Please wake up.

193
00:17:47,794 --> 00:17:50,047
Joey. Joey.

194
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(JOEY GROANS)

195
00:17:52,966 --> 00:17:55,060
Who is it?
It's me, man.

196
00:17:55,218 --> 00:17:57,687
Who's 'me'?
It's me, Bart.

197
00:17:57,845 --> 00:17:59,347
Let me in, please.

198
00:17:59,514 --> 00:18:01,266
Hilarious. Who is it?

199
00:18:01,432 --> 00:18:05,778
It's me, your friend, Bart.
Please let me in the door.

200
00:18:05,937 --> 00:18:07,314
Fuck off, douche-bag.

201
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:10,780
It's fucking early in the morning
and this shit is not fucking funny.

202
00:18:10,942 --> 00:18:12,489
(UNLOCKS DOOR)

203
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:17,415
Jesus, fuck! What the fuck?
Who is that?

204
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:20,623
OK, it's me.
I swear to God it's your friend.

205
00:18:22,662 --> 00:18:24,460
What the fuck? What the fuck?

206
00:18:24,622 --> 00:18:26,215
Who is that?
It's Bart.

207
00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:28,968
Please, open up, man.

208
00:18:29,127 --> 00:18:31,425
Fuck! Bart?

209
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,431
It's me. it's Bart.

210
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,308
Fuck!

211
00:18:35,466 --> 00:18:37,434
Get the fuck out of here!
Ow!

212
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,267
Get out of here, dude!
Fuck!

213
00:18:39,429 --> 00:18:40,931
Get out of here!
Jesus.

214
00:18:41,097 --> 00:18:43,441
What the fuck did you do that for?

215
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,570
What the fuck is going on, dude?

216
00:18:48,354 --> 00:18:51,358
I don't fucking know, man.

217
00:18:51,524 --> 00:18:53,026
I don't know.

218
00:18:53,192 --> 00:18:55,160
You're supposed to be dead.

219
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,073
So I gather.

220
00:18:58,239 --> 00:19:00,333
Look, I'm not gonna hurt you, OK?

221
00:19:01,451 --> 00:19:04,375
I just need your help.
I'm not gonna hurt you.

222
00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:12,553
Oh, God, this is just a dream,
this is just a fucking dream

223
00:19:12,712 --> 00:19:14,089
and I gotta fucking wake up.

224
00:19:14,255 --> 00:19:17,008
Wake up. Wake up, wake up right now.
Wake up.

225
00:19:17,175 --> 00:19:20,270
I tried that. It doesn't work.

226
00:19:20,428 --> 00:19:23,056
So it's not a dream.
So I'm fucking insane.

227
00:19:23,222 --> 00:19:24,895
That's it. I'm fucking...
I lost my mind.

228
00:19:25,058 --> 00:19:27,186
Maybe we're insane communally,
together.

229
00:19:27,352 --> 00:19:29,901
And if I'm insane, that means
you're not fucking here.

230
00:19:30,063 --> 00:19:31,440
But if you're insane...

231
00:19:31,606 --> 00:19:34,325
Fuck, you can't be fucking insane,
'cause you're fucking dead.

232
00:19:34,484 --> 00:19:37,078
Oh, God, fuck. How do you know
I'm not just fucking imagining you?

233
00:19:37,236 --> 00:19:39,659
I don't know the test for that, man.

234
00:19:39,822 --> 00:19:43,167
Let's just pretend that you're not insane,

235
00:19:43,326 --> 00:19:47,957
I'm actually alive and we're having
this fucking conversation, OK?

236
00:19:48,122 --> 00:19:50,124
That'd be more productive right now.

237
00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:52,589
Fuck, I feel like shit.
Yeah, but you look terrific.

238
00:19:52,752 --> 00:19:55,926
Oh, fuck! Look at your fucking eyes!

239
00:19:56,089 --> 00:19:57,466
Shit!

240
00:19:57,632 --> 00:20:00,135
Fuck, yeah, it's fucked up.
Look at them.

241
00:20:00,301 --> 00:20:03,601
Jesus! Fuck, that is not fucking cool!

242
00:20:03,763 --> 00:20:07,188
Nasty. Oh, fucking shit, you smell!

243
00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:09,978
Fuck, you got a fucking reek on you.
God!

244
00:20:10,144 --> 00:20:13,694
You're really making me feel a whole lot
better about this whole situation.

245
00:20:13,856 --> 00:20:17,030
You're fucking decomposing.
Jesus Christ, you're fucking rotting.

246
00:20:17,193 --> 00:20:18,786
Dude.

247
00:20:20,446 --> 00:20:22,824
This is not fucking happening, dude.
This is not fucking happening.

248
00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:25,038
I was at your funeral, man.

249
00:20:25,201 --> 00:20:29,172
About that - that was a mistake.

250
00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:30,877
I think I was buried alive.
No, dude.

251
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,417
Yeah.
I fucking touched you, dude.

252
00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:34,551
You were fucking dead.
It was fucking cold.

253
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:36,088
It was nasty...
(THUMPING)

254
00:20:36,254 --> 00:20:38,552
Fucking neighbours. Really?
Nothing changes.

255
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,308
They're still doing that?
Yeah, still.

256
00:20:40,466 --> 00:20:41,968
Fuck.
MAN: Turn that thing down!

257
00:20:42,135 --> 00:20:44,763
My funeral. My fucking funeral.

258
00:20:44,929 --> 00:20:46,306
Really? Yeah.

259
00:20:46,472 --> 00:20:48,270
How's Janet?
She's fine.

260
00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:51,687
She's fine. I mean terrible.
Terrible, devastated.

261
00:20:51,853 --> 00:20:53,230
You know, destroyed.

262
00:20:53,396 --> 00:20:55,694
Um, and, you know,
she's just trying to deal.

263
00:20:55,857 --> 00:20:58,610
We all are. You know, we were nervous
when you went over there.

264
00:20:58,776 --> 00:21:01,199
We just wanted you to come back safe
and, you know, that...

265
00:21:01,362 --> 00:21:02,955
Your uncle Dave called
and was real nice.

266
00:21:03,114 --> 00:21:06,118
He told me, and then I had to
call and tell Janet,

267
00:21:06,284 --> 00:21:07,786
and she was just...

268
00:21:07,952 --> 00:21:11,377
But...but you're fucking here.
Fucking Jesus Christ!

269
00:21:11,539 --> 00:21:14,213
It's a fucking miracle, right?

270
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:16,377
Jesus...
What's wrong? What's wrong?

271
00:21:16,544 --> 00:21:17,966
Everything- Yeah?

272
00:21:18,129 --> 00:21:22,760
I think it's my fucking liver, 'cause
I don't know anything about livers...

273
00:21:22,925 --> 00:21:24,552
We gotta fucking get you
to hospital, dude.

274
00:21:24,719 --> 00:21:26,096
Fucking... You are awful.
No.

275
00:21:26,262 --> 00:21:28,606
We gotta fucking find a doctor,
find out what's wrong with you.

276
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:30,358
No doctors. it's just my stomach.
Your stomach?

277
00:21:30,516 --> 00:21:32,359
'Cause you fucking haven't eaten
in three weeks.

278
00:21:32,518 --> 00:21:33,895
I'm gonna go get you a snack.

279
00:21:34,061 --> 00:21:35,984
You want a fucking snack,
you got a snack, huh?

280
00:21:36,147 --> 00:21:38,821
I got pizza. it's cold, but, um,
you know, it's cold pizza.

281
00:21:38,983 --> 00:21:41,987
I can nuke it, 'cause it tastes better
if I throw it in the nuker.

282
00:21:42,153 --> 00:21:44,030
No, just bring it.
OK.

283
00:21:45,490 --> 00:21:48,039
You found the medicine cabinet.
Yeah.

284
00:21:54,582 --> 00:21:56,334
OK.

285
00:21:56,501 --> 00:21:58,674
Anchovies?
Yeah.

286
00:21:58,836 --> 00:22:00,429
Since when?
Just"

287
00:22:00,588 --> 00:22:02,761
That's disappointing.

288
00:22:06,969 --> 00:22:08,516
(GROANS)

289
00:22:08,679 --> 00:22:12,559
Oh! Fucking... Dude, that's my rug.

290
00:22:12,725 --> 00:22:15,945
(THUMPING FROM UPSTAIRS)

291
00:22:24,487 --> 00:22:27,115
WOMAN ON P.A.:
Dr Forrest, dial 114, please.

292
00:22:27,281 --> 00:22:30,956
Dr Forrest, please dial 114.

293
00:22:31,994 --> 00:22:34,042
Buried alive?
Yeah.

294
00:22:34,205 --> 00:22:36,378
I was definitely, um...

295
00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:38,794
I was definitely buried.

296
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,463
Um...it's the 'alive' part.

297
00:22:41,629 --> 00:22:44,303
I thought I was dead.
Everybody thought...

298
00:22:44,465 --> 00:22:45,842
You were dead.

299
00:22:46,008 --> 00:22:48,181
Here, check this out.

300
00:22:52,723 --> 00:22:55,977
Do you have any STDs?
Syphilis, hepatitis, anything?

301
00:22:56,143 --> 00:22:58,066
I was killed to death in a gunfight.

302
00:23:01,607 --> 00:23:03,575
Can you lean forward for me, please?

303
00:23:05,194 --> 00:23:06,946
And just look straight ahead.

304
00:23:13,077 --> 00:23:15,580
I'm kind of decomposing.
(SNIFFS)

305
00:23:15,746 --> 00:23:18,465
(RETCHES)

306
00:23:18,624 --> 00:23:20,467
Can you take your shirt off for me,
please?

307
00:23:20,626 --> 00:23:22,344
I need you to cough and...
Sure.

308
00:23:27,216 --> 00:23:28,763
Military issue.

309
00:23:43,983 --> 00:23:45,451
(COMMOTION)

310
00:23:45,610 --> 00:23:47,362
(ALARM BUZZES)

311
00:23:49,906 --> 00:23:51,704
What's the problem?
No, no, I can't explain!

312
00:23:51,866 --> 00:23:54,164
What's going on? What's going on?
Get down here!

313
00:23:54,327 --> 00:23:55,874
What is it? What's going on?

314
00:23:56,037 --> 00:23:59,041
Is it Bart? Barthenoy Gregory?

315
00:23:59,206 --> 00:24:00,833
(ALARM CONTINUES)

316
00:24:03,794 --> 00:24:06,013
Dude, cops. We gotta...

317
00:24:09,592 --> 00:24:11,139
We gotta go. There's cops.

318
00:24:18,559 --> 00:24:21,563
I think that this is maybe more
than just a bug.

319
00:24:21,729 --> 00:24:23,527
Fuck.

320
00:24:23,689 --> 00:24:25,612
What now, man?

321
00:24:25,775 --> 00:24:27,698
I know what I need to do.

322
00:24:27,860 --> 00:24:29,237
Smoke some dope.

323
00:24:29,403 --> 00:24:33,658
OK, uh, so you take the couch.
The couch is all yours.

324
00:24:33,824 --> 00:24:38,876
Um, yeah, and, you know, I think we just
gotta put a positive spin on this.

325
00:24:39,038 --> 00:24:41,882
You know what I mean?
Put it into a positive light.

326
00:24:42,041 --> 00:24:43,668
You know, in Korea,
the word for 'problem',

327
00:24:43,834 --> 00:24:45,586
same word, 'opportunity'.

328
00:24:45,753 --> 00:24:48,097
So, really, we don't have a problem here.

329
00:24:48,255 --> 00:24:49,757
We have an opportunity.

330
00:24:49,924 --> 00:24:52,222
A gargantuan, fucked-up opportunity.

331
00:24:52,385 --> 00:24:54,103
We'll figure this all out tomorrow,
buttercup.

332
00:24:54,261 --> 00:24:55,638
Jesus!
Shit.

333
00:24:55,805 --> 00:24:57,352
Oh, Jesus!
Bart?

334
00:24:57,515 --> 00:24:59,483
Christ... (GROANS)

335
00:24:59,642 --> 00:25:03,397
Argh!
Oh, fuck, Bart.

336
00:25:03,562 --> 00:25:06,031
Fuck! Fuck, Bart.

337
00:25:06,190 --> 00:25:08,443
(GURGLES)

338
00:25:09,694 --> 00:25:11,537
Fuck! Bart! What the fuck, dude?

339
00:25:11,696 --> 00:25:13,494
Bart?
(GURGLING)

340
00:25:13,656 --> 00:25:16,159
Bart? Oh, Jesus.

341
00:25:16,325 --> 00:25:20,171
(SILENCE)
What the fuck is happening?

342
00:25:22,707 --> 00:25:27,133
Jesus. I just don't believe it.
I know, right?

343
00:25:27,294 --> 00:25:29,137
And what did the doctor say?

344
00:25:29,296 --> 00:25:31,549
We didn't really get
a reasonable diagnosis.

345
00:25:31,716 --> 00:25:34,970
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
God, it's unbelievable.

346
00:25:35,136 --> 00:25:37,230
Promise you're not gonna
tell anybody, right?

347
00:25:37,388 --> 00:25:39,436
No. I mean, yes, I swear.

348
00:25:39,598 --> 00:25:41,692
Not anybody - not Janet, not his mom,

349
00:25:41,851 --> 00:25:44,855
not until we figure out, you know,
what's going on.

350
00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:46,819
So he's not breathing, right? I mean...

351
00:25:46,981 --> 00:25:49,860
Oh, God.
I couldn't find a pulse.

352
00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:52,074
This is disgusting.
Yeah.

353
00:25:52,236 --> 00:25:55,080
Like, he smells dead, at least.

354
00:25:59,452 --> 00:26:00,954
So, why don't you want to tell Janet?

355
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:04,124
I don't want to tell nobody nothing,
not till we figure out what the fuck.

356
00:26:04,290 --> 00:26:05,883
So what's the prognosis?

357
00:26:07,543 --> 00:26:10,171
Well, his aura looks like shit.

358
00:26:10,337 --> 00:26:12,965
Oh, his aura looks like...

359
00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:16,303
Is he dead?
Yeah, he's dead.

360
00:26:16,469 --> 00:26:19,348
Dead dead?
Doornail dead.

361
00:26:19,513 --> 00:26:20,890
What the fuck?

362
00:26:21,057 --> 00:26:22,434
He was walking around,
puking up blood,

363
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,944
being a general pain in the ass
not four fucking hours ago.

364
00:26:25,102 --> 00:26:26,854
And then he just arrested?
Arrested?

365
00:26:27,021 --> 00:26:28,568
Died.
Oh.

366
00:26:28,731 --> 00:26:32,736
Maybe, like, his vital signs are so low
he just appears to be dead.

367
00:26:32,902 --> 00:26:35,951
He's been embalmed, Joey.

368
00:26:36,113 --> 00:26:38,332
So...what do we do?

369
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,053
Chop off his head.
What?!

370
00:26:55,216 --> 00:26:58,971
You have to chop off his head
and drive a stake through his heart.

371
00:26:59,136 --> 00:27:00,934
Why would I do that?

372
00:27:01,097 --> 00:27:04,442
Because he's undead.

373
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,898
Undead?

374
00:27:07,061 --> 00:27:08,438
He's a vampire.

375
00:27:08,604 --> 00:27:10,231
A vampire!

376
00:27:10,397 --> 00:27:14,152
Yes, Joey, a vampire,
a creature of the night.

377
00:27:14,318 --> 00:27:19,074
And tonight he'll probably
come back again from death.

378
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,789
A vampire? You're a fucking idiot.
What's wrong with you?

379
00:27:21,951 --> 00:27:23,999
Joey, I'm serious.
Yeah, I'm serious, Matty.

380
00:27:24,161 --> 00:27:25,708
You're a fucking retard, OK?

381
00:27:25,871 --> 00:27:29,592
There's a science explanation
for what's happening here.

382
00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:31,923
OK, like what?
Like he's sick.

383
00:27:32,086 --> 00:27:34,714
He has a virus. Gulf War syndrome.

384
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,928
Joey, I'm a nurse.
He died over a month ago.

385
00:27:37,091 --> 00:27:39,719
We buried him two days ago.
What does this look like to you?

386
00:27:39,885 --> 00:27:41,728
OK. Alright.

387
00:27:41,887 --> 00:27:45,107
Vampires have fangs, right?

388
00:27:45,266 --> 00:27:47,018
Look, huh?

389
00:27:47,184 --> 00:27:48,652
Eugh, gross.

390
00:27:48,811 --> 00:27:50,279
No fangs.

391
00:27:50,437 --> 00:27:52,030
Maybe they take some time to grow in.

392
00:27:52,189 --> 00:27:54,783
Yeah, maybe your theory is shit
'cause he died, like, a month ago.

393
00:27:54,942 --> 00:27:57,161
OK, so what's he doing on your floor?
I don't know.

394
00:27:57,319 --> 00:27:58,696
That's what I called you for.

395
00:27:58,863 --> 00:28:01,412
You have to chop off his head.
OK, or else?

396
00:28:01,574 --> 00:28:04,168
Or else, Joey, he'll roam the countryside

397
00:28:04,326 --> 00:28:08,297
in search of victims to satiate
his thirst for human blood.

398
00:28:08,455 --> 00:28:10,173
This is ludicrous, OK?

399
00:28:10,332 --> 00:28:12,505
He's not a vampire. He's a dead guy.

400
00:28:12,668 --> 00:28:15,512
I'm gonna take him to the mortuary
and let the morticians deal with him.

401
00:28:15,671 --> 00:28:17,423
Alright, do what you want.
It's not my problem.

402
00:28:17,590 --> 00:28:19,968
But if they don't chop off his head,
he will be back.

403
00:28:20,134 --> 00:28:22,228
Oh, my God, where I live,
on planet Earth,

404
00:28:22,386 --> 00:28:23,763
there's no such thing as vampires.

405
00:28:23,929 --> 00:28:25,306
You know, believe what you want,

406
00:28:25,472 --> 00:28:28,942
but when he rises again and starts
taking the lives of the innocent,

407
00:28:29,101 --> 00:28:32,230
the blood will be on your hands.

408
00:28:32,396 --> 00:28:34,740
It's up to you, Joey.
He will need to drink human blood.

409
00:28:34,899 --> 00:28:36,867
If he doesn't, his soul will be
in eternal agony.

410
00:28:37,026 --> 00:28:40,200
If you're really his friend, you'll put
his soul to rest and chop off his head.

411
00:28:40,362 --> 00:28:42,865
Mathilda, not a word to anyone.
Promise me!

412
00:28:43,032 --> 00:28:45,330
I promise, I do. Kisses.

413
00:28:49,205 --> 00:28:51,299
(CRUNCHING)

414
00:28:55,127 --> 00:28:57,221
(PLASTIC BAG RUSTLES)

415
00:29:11,810 --> 00:29:14,404
(GASPS VIOLENTLY)

416
00:29:15,522 --> 00:29:17,069
(COUGHS)

417
00:29:19,235 --> 00:29:22,455
Holy shit, dude.
You scared the piss out of me.

418
00:29:22,613 --> 00:29:25,116
Fuck. Why am I so stiff?

419
00:29:25,282 --> 00:29:27,376
I usually say that in the morning too.

420
00:29:27,534 --> 00:29:30,583
Was I asleep?
You were dead.

421
00:29:31,664 --> 00:29:33,962
Hey, your hanging-over favourite, huh?

422
00:29:34,124 --> 00:29:38,095
Eggs, smoked oysters
and Spam with molé.

423
00:29:38,254 --> 00:29:40,928
(CHUCKLES) Just the way you like it.

424
00:29:41,090 --> 00:29:44,094
No? What? it's your favourite.

425
00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:46,604
Yeah. I don't have much of an appetite.

426
00:29:46,762 --> 00:29:49,140
I...I'm in the kitchen,
I make it special for you

427
00:29:49,306 --> 00:29:51,024
and now, what, I don't have feelings?

428
00:30:00,943 --> 00:30:02,820
Dig in.

429
00:30:02,987 --> 00:30:04,534
Attaboy.
Mmm!

430
00:30:12,871 --> 00:30:15,374
Good, right? Nice.

431
00:30:15,541 --> 00:30:17,088
(GULPS)

432
00:30:18,877 --> 00:30:20,504
Oh, my God!

433
00:30:26,593 --> 00:30:28,140
That is so wrong.

434
00:30:30,306 --> 00:30:32,308
Fuck.

435
00:30:32,474 --> 00:30:34,818
OK, you gotta help me.

436
00:30:45,279 --> 00:30:46,656
(STOPS ENGINE)

437
00:30:46,822 --> 00:30:48,199
Alright. OK, this is good.

438
00:30:48,365 --> 00:30:49,992
This is good.
Mmm.

439
00:30:50,159 --> 00:30:51,706
(ELEVATOR DINGS)

440
00:31:03,172 --> 00:31:06,426
WOMAN ON P.A.: Dr Kaple, Dr Kaple.

441
00:31:06,592 --> 00:31:11,439
This is ward 819.
Dr Kaple, call the operator

442
00:31:22,107 --> 00:31:24,701
(MUFFLED ANNOUNCEMENT
ON PA.)

443
00:31:47,925 --> 00:31:50,303
May I help you?

444
00:31:51,387 --> 00:31:53,856
Um, I'm just here for some blood.

445
00:31:54,014 --> 00:31:56,893
You're not a nurse.
That's true.

446
00:31:57,059 --> 00:31:58,732
It's true, but, um...
But what?

447
00:31:58,894 --> 00:32:02,398
I don't have all day.
No nurse, no blood.

448
00:32:02,564 --> 00:32:04,817
Right. Um...
You got a security pass?

449
00:32:04,983 --> 00:32:08,112
Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

450
00:32:09,822 --> 00:32:11,244
Got a security pass.

451
00:32:11,407 --> 00:32:14,331
OK, OK, I don't want to hurt you, ma'am.

452
00:32:14,493 --> 00:32:17,918
I just want some blood.
Oh, here we go.

453
00:32:19,289 --> 00:32:21,166
OK. What type?

454
00:32:21,333 --> 00:32:24,382
What?
What blood type?

455
00:32:24,545 --> 00:32:27,298
I...l don't know. It doesn't matter.
Just hurry up, please.

456
00:32:27,464 --> 00:32:30,513
What are you using it for?
Hey, that's none of your business.

457
00:32:30,676 --> 00:32:32,644
I'm a nurse. Of course it's my business.

458
00:32:32,803 --> 00:32:34,771
I can't indiscriminately dole out
pints of blood

459
00:32:34,930 --> 00:32:37,399
to every strung-out buffoon
who wanders in off the street.

460
00:32:37,558 --> 00:32:42,655
Someone could get the wrong type
and blam, that's it.

461
00:32:42,813 --> 00:32:46,408
So, what blood type?

462
00:32:46,567 --> 00:32:50,037
No, just...just give me
some fucking blood, lady, OK?

463
00:32:50,195 --> 00:32:52,573
And hurry up,
or I'll give you a bullet sandwich.

464
00:32:54,116 --> 00:32:56,084
Good. Good.

465
00:32:56,243 --> 00:32:58,211
Thank you.

466
00:32:59,621 --> 00:33:03,467
We get your type in here
from time to time - weirdos,

467
00:33:03,625 --> 00:33:09,883
jumping from one fly-by-night
hobbyist cult to another.

468
00:33:10,048 --> 00:33:16,351
You know, the Gothic cult,
the witch coven, Landmark Forum.

469
00:33:16,513 --> 00:33:21,019
You are searching for something,
for fulfillment.

470
00:33:21,185 --> 00:33:24,064
Or maybe...maybe you're a cutter.

471
00:33:24,229 --> 00:33:25,776
Maybe you're a junkie.

472
00:33:25,939 --> 00:33:29,739
But have you asked yourself
if any of this is working?

473
00:33:29,902 --> 00:33:34,328
If any of this is making your life better?

474
00:33:34,490 --> 00:33:36,834
When was the last time
you had a stress test?

475
00:33:36,992 --> 00:33:38,665
I don't know what that is.

476
00:33:38,827 --> 00:33:41,455
I can give you a very simple test

477
00:33:41,622 --> 00:33:44,546
to find out exactly where
your engrams are at.

478
00:33:44,708 --> 00:33:47,461
I don't know what you're talking about.
Please put the blood in the bag.

479
00:33:47,628 --> 00:33:49,596
Have you heard of Dianetics?
No.

480
00:33:49,755 --> 00:33:52,224
You know, you don't have to do this,
you know.

481
00:33:52,382 --> 00:33:55,727
Scientology can help you find
your place in life.

482
00:33:55,886 --> 00:33:57,263
Thank you for your help.
Your purpose.

483
00:33:57,429 --> 00:33:59,181
You're very helpful.
You don't have to...

484
00:33:59,348 --> 00:34:01,191
(PLASTIC CLATTERS)

485
00:34:01,350 --> 00:34:03,352
Shit.

486
00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:07,524
Why, you poser! Give me that back,
you rat bastard!

487
00:34:07,689 --> 00:34:09,942
(BOTH GRUNT)

488
00:34:10,108 --> 00:34:12,236
Please.
(SHRIEKS)

489
00:34:12,402 --> 00:34:15,952
Give it back! Security! (SHRIEKS)

490
00:34:16,114 --> 00:34:18,663
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

491
00:34:18,825 --> 00:34:21,123
What's wrong with your eyes?
(SCREAMS) Oh, my God!

492
00:34:21,286 --> 00:34:23,914
You stay right there!
What's wrong with you?

493
00:34:24,081 --> 00:34:26,925
You'll be full of lead, both of you.
(SHRIEKS)

494
00:34:27,084 --> 00:34:29,928
(SCREECHES HYSTERICALLY)

495
00:34:30,087 --> 00:34:31,634
Thank you.

496
00:34:34,883 --> 00:34:37,352
(SCREECHES)

497
00:34:40,472 --> 00:34:42,395
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Here we go!

498
00:34:42,558 --> 00:34:44,777
Drive. Drive, come on.

499
00:34:44,935 --> 00:34:47,484
Holy shit. Holy shit.

500
00:34:47,646 --> 00:34:49,740
How'd you do, huh?
Oh, I fucking did good.

501
00:34:49,898 --> 00:34:52,151
Yeah?
I did good. Yeah.

502
00:34:52,317 --> 00:34:54,160
Oh, fuck. Fuck.

503
00:34:54,319 --> 00:34:55,741
Oh, fuck.

504
00:34:55,904 --> 00:34:58,703
Where's the fucking... Oh, fuck.
(LAUGHS)

505
00:34:58,865 --> 00:35:00,833
Drink up, baby.
Ah.

506
00:35:00,993 --> 00:35:03,621
Drink it up. There you go.

507
00:35:03,787 --> 00:35:06,131
Look at ya. Look at ya!

508
00:35:06,290 --> 00:35:10,045
Drinking fucking blood,
this is fucking surreal.

509
00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:12,383
Whoa.
This is real surreal. You feel good?

510
00:35:12,546 --> 00:35:15,174
(SPANISH HIP-HOP SONG PLAYS)

511
00:36:02,346 --> 00:36:04,769
Oh!
Whoa! Whoa! Not nice.

512
00:36:07,934 --> 00:36:09,311
(BLEATS)

513
00:36:09,478 --> 00:36:12,527
Yeah, girl. Working girl, right?
Yeah, yeah.

514
00:36:14,650 --> 00:36:16,027
We should do this more.

515
00:36:16,193 --> 00:36:18,491
You know, we didn't do this enough
when you were alive.

516
00:36:21,657 --> 00:36:23,500
I feel like I've fucking...

517
00:36:23,659 --> 00:36:25,753
I feel like I've been
given a second chance.

518
00:36:25,911 --> 00:36:28,790
You have been.
Nobody gets a second chance, nobody.

519
00:36:28,955 --> 00:36:32,710
No... I-I got a second chance
and I'm gonna fucking use it.

520
00:36:32,876 --> 00:36:35,800
I'm gonna do it the way
I shoulda done it the first time.

521
00:36:35,962 --> 00:36:36,884
There you go.

522
00:36:37,047 --> 00:36:38,424
And no mistakes.
No mistakes.

523
00:36:38,590 --> 00:36:40,058
No regrets.
No surrender.

524
00:36:40,217 --> 00:36:42,470
Because I'm fucking alive, my man.
God bless you.

525
00:36:42,636 --> 00:36:45,185
(CHURCH BELL TOLLS)
(PANTS) Fuck.

526
00:36:45,347 --> 00:36:48,726
God. God. (GRUNTS)

527
00:36:50,268 --> 00:36:53,818
Oh, hi, Joey. How are you?

528
00:36:53,980 --> 00:36:55,402
Hey, Mrs Agmanic.

529
00:36:55,565 --> 00:36:57,192
Ah.

530
00:36:57,359 --> 00:36:59,361
Is that Bart?
It's Bart.

531
00:36:59,528 --> 00:37:02,156
He's...he's...
Yeah, he's real sleepy.

532
00:37:02,322 --> 00:37:03,949
He's been doing...
He's drinking, so...

533
00:37:04,116 --> 00:37:05,163
Is he drunk?
Yeah.

534
00:37:05,325 --> 00:37:06,793
Burning the candle at both ends.

535
00:37:06,952 --> 00:37:09,546
I can help if you...
No, no, I'm OK, Mrs Agmanic.

536
00:37:09,705 --> 00:37:11,298
You'll hurt his head.
Yeah, he's asleep.

537
00:37:11,456 --> 00:37:13,959
He fell asleep in the oar, you know.
I'll bring you some...

538
00:37:14,126 --> 00:37:16,879
He's sleepy, I don't wanna wake him.
I'll bring you orange juice.

539
00:37:17,045 --> 00:37:18,513
No, thank you.
I'll bring you coffee.

540
00:37:18,672 --> 00:37:21,471
OK, Mrs Agmanic.
(SPEAKS INDECIPHERABLY)

541
00:37:21,633 --> 00:37:24,102
God. Alright, get you down here.

542
00:37:24,261 --> 00:37:26,730
Come on, baby. Ahh.

543
00:37:28,098 --> 00:37:30,351
Oh, fuck him, alright.

544
00:37:33,812 --> 00:37:38,318
No? Not...not even a tingle?
This is stupid.

545
00:37:39,943 --> 00:37:41,945
OK, alright.
No, let's just experiment.

546
00:37:42,112 --> 00:37:43,989
Alright, so the crucifix
doesn't work.

547
00:37:44,156 --> 00:37:45,954
Hold out your hands.
Joey!

548
00:37:46,116 --> 00:37:48,039
This is actual holy water, OK.

549
00:37:48,201 --> 00:37:51,546
An actual Catholic priest
blessed this shit right in front of me.

550
00:37:51,705 --> 00:37:54,333
Please, just hold out your hands.
No, this is ridiculous.

551
00:37:54,499 --> 00:37:57,719
This is ridiculous, OK?
This whole thing is fucking ridiculous.

552
00:37:57,878 --> 00:38:00,722
Hold your hand out.
(SIGHS)

553
00:38:00,881 --> 00:38:02,428
OK.

554
00:38:05,969 --> 00:38:07,846
Well?
Oh, fuck.

555
00:38:08,013 --> 00:38:09,856
That's not wat...
What the fuck is...

556
00:38:10,015 --> 00:38:11,813
Holy shit!

557
00:38:11,975 --> 00:38:13,477
What the fuck?!

558
00:38:13,643 --> 00:38:16,237
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

559
00:38:16,396 --> 00:38:18,114
Fuck, Bart, I'm fucking sorry, dude.
Oh, my God!

560
00:38:18,273 --> 00:38:20,150
Why did you do this?!
Fuck. What do I do?

561
00:38:20,317 --> 00:38:22,411
What's wrong?
WHY DID YOU pour water on my hand?

562
00:38:22,569 --> 00:38:25,243
It didn't do shit.
Oh, you fucking asshole.

563
00:38:25,405 --> 00:38:26,827
Such an asshole, man.

564
00:38:26,990 --> 00:38:30,039
Who was stroking your hair last night
when you were drinking blood?

565
00:38:30,202 --> 00:38:32,125
You were, yeah.
Human blood. Fuck it.

566
00:38:32,287 --> 00:38:34,790
Look, alright, OK, OK,
I did some research,

567
00:38:34,956 --> 00:38:37,550
and you're either
a zombie or a vampire.

568
00:38:37,709 --> 00:38:40,007
Good. Zombie or a vampire.

569
00:38:40,170 --> 00:38:42,389
I knew there had to be
a scientific explanation for this.

570
00:38:42,547 --> 00:38:46,723
Well... Look, we basically
categorize you as definitely undead.

571
00:38:46,885 --> 00:38:48,728
Alright. There's one catch, Joey.

572
00:38:48,887 --> 00:38:51,060
There's no such thing
as vampires or zombies.

573
00:38:51,223 --> 00:38:53,817
Not according to the internet.
God, the internet.

574
00:38:53,975 --> 00:38:55,943
What do they say about Bigfoot
on the internet?

575
00:38:56,102 --> 00:38:58,446
Bart, you're clearly not Bigfoot-
you're way too short,

576
00:38:58,605 --> 00:39:01,108
you're not covered in hair,
your feet are too small.

577
00:39:01,274 --> 00:39:05,029
OK, OK, alright.
So, zombie, check this out.

578
00:39:05,195 --> 00:39:08,324
“A zombie is a dead human
or animal corpse

579
00:39:08,490 --> 00:39:10,083
“that has been resuscitated
from death

580
00:39:10,242 --> 00:39:13,416
“by virtue of a curse, plague
or other unnatural cause.”

581
00:39:13,578 --> 00:39:15,922
Huh? Huh? Who does that
sound like, right?

582
00:39:16,081 --> 00:39:21,053
“Zombies are automatons with
little to no mental functions, ” - you...

583
00:39:21,211 --> 00:39:23,760
“limited reasoning power, ” - you...

584
00:39:23,922 --> 00:39:26,892
“and virtually no innate drive, ” - again,
you...

585
00:39:27,050 --> 00:39:31,601
“aside from the urge to feed on
the flesh or brains of the living.”

586
00:39:31,763 --> 00:39:33,982
So I'm a zombie.
No.

587
00:39:34,140 --> 00:39:41,774
Horst in 'Schriften und Hypothesen über
die Vampyren' defines a vampire as

588
00:39:41,940 --> 00:39:46,571
“a dead body which continues
to live in the grave,

589
00:39:46,736 --> 00:39:48,238
“which it leaves, however, by night

590
00:39:48,405 --> 00:39:50,874
“for the purpose of sucking
the blood of the living,

591
00:39:51,032 --> 00:39:55,003
“whereby it is nourished,
preserved in good condition,

592
00:39:55,161 --> 00:39:58,415
“instead of becoming decomposed
like other dead bodies.”

593
00:39:58,582 --> 00:40:03,930
And Scoffern in 'Stray Leaves
of Science And Folklore' writes,

594
00:40:04,087 --> 00:40:06,931
“The best definition
I can give of a vampire

595
00:40:07,090 --> 00:40:10,685
“is a living, mischievous
and murderous dead body.

596
00:40:10,844 --> 00:40:13,267
“A living dead body.”

597
00:40:14,639 --> 00:40:16,266
So I'm a vampire.

598
00:40:18,977 --> 00:40:21,696
You're a revenant.
A revenant?

599
00:40:21,855 --> 00:40:26,452
One who returns from the dead
in corporeal form.

600
00:40:28,945 --> 00:40:31,949
Yeah. Yeah, that's me.

601
00:40:33,450 --> 00:40:35,043
So, what the hell do you do...

602
00:40:35,201 --> 00:40:38,580
drink holy water and recite
the Lord's Prayer backwards, what?

603
00:40:38,747 --> 00:40:42,297
There is, er, one...one cure

604
00:40:42,459 --> 00:40:44,461
and that is chopping off your head

605
00:40:44,628 --> 00:40:46,380
and driving a stake
through your body.

606
00:40:48,298 --> 00:40:50,471
Well... Oh, fuck!

607
00:40:50,634 --> 00:40:53,854
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

608
00:40:54,012 --> 00:40:55,389
(HOARSELY) Fuck.

609
00:40:55,555 --> 00:40:57,728
(SIGHS) So, what are we gonna do?

610
00:40:59,643 --> 00:41:03,398
JOEY: Here we go, here we go.

611
00:41:03,563 --> 00:41:05,440
Here we go.

612
00:41:05,607 --> 00:41:08,406
Hey, man, how you doing, huh?

613
00:41:08,568 --> 00:41:10,787
Hey, man, we got
some work for you. Hop in.

614
00:41:10,946 --> 00:41:12,869
Oh, thank you very much, sir,

615
00:41:13,031 --> 00:41:17,036
but how about just some money
so I can buy some food?

616
00:41:17,202 --> 00:41:19,921
Please don't touch the car.
We'll give you some food, OK?

617
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:24,381
So come on in, we got food for you.
Oh...no, man. Thanks.

618
00:41:24,542 --> 00:41:27,887
How about just a dollar, maybe $2.
OK.

619
00:41:28,046 --> 00:41:32,222
Well, here's the thing - your sign says
you will work for food.

620
00:41:32,384 --> 00:41:35,809
So we've got work for you,
then we're gonna give you some food...

621
00:41:35,971 --> 00:41:37,564
you'll work for food.

622
00:41:37,722 --> 00:41:39,520
You understand what I mean?
So come on in.

623
00:41:39,683 --> 00:41:42,357
Hey, man, I'm just trying
to make ends meet, you know.

624
00:41:43,395 --> 00:41:47,150
So you will work for food?
Money would be better.

625
00:41:47,315 --> 00:41:51,365
I mean, I'm just trying
to make things happen,

626
00:41:51,528 --> 00:41:53,781
and kind of burn the candle
at both ends.

627
00:41:53,947 --> 00:41:58,578
Burn the candle at both ends?
Burn the candle at both ends.

628
00:42:01,287 --> 00:42:04,757
So whoa, whoa, whoa,
let's revisit this for a moment OK?

629
00:42:04,916 --> 00:42:07,135
What do you mean 'missed'?
You want me to kill them?

630
00:42:07,293 --> 00:42:08,670
These are the dregs of society.

631
00:42:08,837 --> 00:42:11,010
They have no jobs, no family,
you know what I'm saying?

632
00:42:11,172 --> 00:42:12,549
They make no contribution whatsoever.

633
00:42:12,716 --> 00:42:14,093
You think someone's gonna notice

634
00:42:14,259 --> 00:42:16,637
if they don't show up
at the freeway exit ramp one day?

635
00:42:16,803 --> 00:42:18,851
I'm not killing anybody.
You gone fucking crazy?

636
00:42:19,014 --> 00:42:20,891
You know what, maybe I am crazy.

637
00:42:21,057 --> 00:42:23,606
You show up, come back
from the dead magically,

638
00:42:23,768 --> 00:42:26,692
soliciting my help to procure
human blood so you don't rot.

639
00:42:26,855 --> 00:42:28,653
Yeah, crazy -
reasonable explanation.

640
00:42:28,815 --> 00:42:31,443
Here we go, filthy meal coming up.

641
00:42:31,609 --> 00:42:34,408
Hey, there, pops,
got some work for you for food.

642
00:42:34,571 --> 00:42:36,073
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

643
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,412
Why don't you hop in, OK?
How about some money, man?

644
00:42:38,575 --> 00:42:40,077
Give me some money.
No, no, no, no.

645
00:42:40,243 --> 00:42:42,996
We have food for you
if you work for us, like the sign says...

646
00:42:43,163 --> 00:42:44,540
you know, the sign
that you're holding?

647
00:42:44,706 --> 00:42:45,582
What?
The sign.

648
00:42:45,749 --> 00:42:47,126
What?
“Will work for food.”

649
00:42:47,292 --> 00:42:49,590
Who the fuck do you think I am,
your nigger'?!

650
00:42:49,753 --> 00:42:51,505
Oh, wow.
Get outta the car, white boy!

651
00:42:51,671 --> 00:42:53,423
Alright, alright. Alright.
Outta the car! Put them up.

652
00:42:53,590 --> 00:42:54,557
OK.

653
00:42:54,716 --> 00:42:56,593
Hey, will you work for food?

654
00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:00,105
I don't do that shit, man.
Huh?

655
00:43:00,263 --> 00:43:02,061
I ain't no faggot,
I don't do that shit.

656
00:43:02,223 --> 00:43:03,520
No, no, no, no, I"

657
00:43:03,683 --> 00:43:05,310
Hey, you're looking for Boystown -
Santa Monica Boulevard.

658
00:43:05,477 --> 00:43:06,854
Now get the fuck out of here

659
00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:08,772
before I give you something
else to think about.

660
00:43:08,938 --> 00:43:10,315
You faggot motherfucker!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

661
00:43:10,482 --> 00:43:11,859
Whoa! Whoa!
Get the fuck off!

662
00:43:12,025 --> 00:43:14,403
This is working out great, Joe.

663
00:43:14,569 --> 00:43:17,618
What have you got next?
I'm sorry, man.

664
00:43:17,781 --> 00:43:21,285
I mean, I'm surprised nobody responded
to my Craigslist ad...

665
00:43:21,451 --> 00:43:23,920
What, really?
Yeah.

666
00:43:24,079 --> 00:43:27,504
That surprises me.
Everybody responds to those things.

667
00:43:27,665 --> 00:43:30,168
I know.
Huh, what are you gonna do?

668
00:43:37,217 --> 00:43:39,094
(RETCHES) ohhh.

669
00:43:39,260 --> 00:43:41,103
Jesus!

670
00:43:41,262 --> 00:43:43,811
(VOMITS LOUDLY)
Oh, what is wrong with you?

671
00:43:46,017 --> 00:43:47,564
(GROANS)

672
00:43:52,232 --> 00:43:54,030
Fuck.

673
00:43:55,568 --> 00:43:59,698
I don't know what that's about.
We gotta figure it out soon.

674
00:43:59,864 --> 00:44:01,616
MAN: Hey, bro! Bro! Just wait a sec.

675
00:44:01,783 --> 00:44:04,002
(MUTTERS) Get in the car.
You know what time it is?

676
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,254
(MUTTERS) Get in the car.
Start the car.

677
00:44:06,412 --> 00:44:10,042
No watch.
Yeah, I think it's, like, 2:00.

678
00:44:10,208 --> 00:44:11,710
They're just closing up
in there, so...

679
00:44:11,876 --> 00:44:14,345
Oh, thanks. Thanks.

680
00:44:14,504 --> 00:44:18,600
Hey, bro, you look kinda...kinda sick.
I saw you throwing up.

681
00:44:18,758 --> 00:44:21,181
Ese, you alright?
No, no.

682
00:44:21,344 --> 00:44:23,893
Actually, I lost my watch.
Yeah, I got it, though.

683
00:44:24,055 --> 00:44:25,898
Oh. OK.
(JOEY WHISPERS) Hey, let's go.

684
00:44:26,057 --> 00:44:28,901
Hey, man, I'm selling watches, ese.
You wanna see these watches, man?

685
00:44:29,060 --> 00:44:31,688
You might like one. Hey, check this out.
Give me your money, ese!

686
00:44:31,855 --> 00:44:33,107
Fuck.

687
00:44:33,273 --> 00:44:35,275
(BREATHES DEEPLY) Look...

688
00:44:35,441 --> 00:44:37,614
Give me the money, ese!
I don't have any money, man.

689
00:44:37,777 --> 00:44:39,404
Fuck you! I said give me your money.

690
00:44:39,571 --> 00:44:41,869
Fuck you, I don't have any money.

691
00:44:42,031 --> 00:44:44,625
We spent it all on hookers and blow!
Ah!

692
00:44:44,784 --> 00:44:46,502
Hookers and blow, huh?

693
00:44:46,661 --> 00:44:48,038
Hookers and...

694
00:44:48,204 --> 00:44:50,673
Turn your punk ass around, ese.

695
00:44:52,375 --> 00:44:55,424
Hookers? You maricones
are here for hookers?

696
00:44:55,587 --> 00:44:57,055
Pussy?
That's right.

697
00:44:57,213 --> 00:44:58,681
Mexican pussy?
(SIGHS)

698
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,592
What, you faggots can't find
no pussy in Brentwood,

699
00:45:00,758 --> 00:45:02,351
you gotta come down here
to my barrio?

700
00:45:02,510 --> 00:45:04,512
Do we really look like
we're from Brentwood?

701
00:45:04,679 --> 00:45:06,477
(SPEAKS SPANISH)

702
00:45:06,639 --> 00:45:09,392
Did you come down here
for Mexican pussy or not'?!

703
00:45:09,559 --> 00:45:12,483
Would you please not point
that fucking gun at me?

704
00:45:12,645 --> 00:45:14,522
Shut your fucking mouth!

705
00:45:14,689 --> 00:45:16,783
Did you come down here
for Mexican choncha?

706
00:45:16,941 --> 00:45:20,070
No, we did not come down here
for Mexican choncha.

707
00:45:20,236 --> 00:45:23,410
You didn't fuck no Mexican girls?
No.

708
00:45:23,573 --> 00:45:25,951
No, we didn't fuck any Mexican girls.

709
00:45:26,117 --> 00:45:27,494
Why not?

710
00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:29,082
What?

711
00:45:29,245 --> 00:45:32,545
What, Mexican choncha is not
good enough for you, huh, cracker?

712
00:45:32,707 --> 00:45:34,084
They don't smell right?
No...

713
00:45:34,250 --> 00:45:36,002
They don't smell right,
is that what you're saying?

714
00:45:36,169 --> 00:45:38,467
No, they smell great. Mexican...
Mexican choncha smells great.

715
00:45:38,630 --> 00:45:40,678
Smells...smells good?
Mexican women are beautiful.

716
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,343
So you did come down here
for some pussy,

717
00:45:43,509 --> 00:45:45,432
for some Mexican pussy.

718
00:45:45,595 --> 00:45:47,063
(SPEAKS SPANISH)

719
00:45:47,222 --> 00:45:49,896
Hey, back up, ese! Back up!

720
00:45:50,058 --> 00:45:51,810
Holy shit!

721
00:45:51,976 --> 00:45:53,694
Holy shit! Bart!
Back up, little boy.

722
00:45:53,853 --> 00:45:55,230
You want two in you?
No.

723
00:45:55,396 --> 00:45:58,570
(GROANS) You want two in you?

724
00:45:58,733 --> 00:46:00,155
Then give me your shit.
OK.

725
00:46:00,318 --> 00:46:02,286
Let's go, Casper. Give me your shit.

726
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:05,786
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

727
00:46:07,700 --> 00:46:11,546
What the fuck? (BREATHES HEAVILY)

728
00:46:12,997 --> 00:46:17,047
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
I fucking killed you, ese!

729
00:46:17,210 --> 00:46:20,134
(GROANS AND COUGHS)
(SPEAKS SPANISH)

730
00:46:20,296 --> 00:46:21,673
(SIRENS WAIL DISTANTLY) Ah!

731
00:46:21,839 --> 00:46:23,887
I killed you, ese!

732
00:46:27,178 --> 00:46:28,805
Take that!

733
00:46:30,223 --> 00:46:31,816
Ese.

734
00:46:31,975 --> 00:46:35,320
Holy shit, Bart. You OK?
(GROANS)

735
00:46:35,478 --> 00:46:36,946
Whoa.
You alright?

736
00:46:37,105 --> 00:46:38,527
(GROANS) No.

737
00:46:38,690 --> 00:46:41,569
Dude, you got shot. A lot.

738
00:46:41,734 --> 00:46:45,238
Dude, he shot you with his gun.
This is a trip! Look at you!

739
00:46:45,405 --> 00:46:48,158
Oh, my... Oh, yo, OK. Alright.
Alright, we gotta...

740
00:46:48,324 --> 00:46:50,918
We gotta get outta here, dude,
we gotta get outta here right now.

741
00:46:51,077 --> 00:46:53,421
What?
We gotta go. Come on, we gotta go.

742
00:46:53,579 --> 00:46:55,502
Take him, take him.
Get him, get him, get him.

743
00:46:55,665 --> 00:46:57,167
What are you talking about?
We gotta go.

744
00:46:57,333 --> 00:47:00,132
You need him, trust me. Come on.
Help me out, help me out.

745
00:47:00,295 --> 00:47:01,842
Jesus.

746
00:47:03,256 --> 00:47:04,803
Come on, get him.

747
00:47:06,426 --> 00:47:07,973
Ready? Go.

748
00:47:09,012 --> 00:47:10,559
(BOTH GRUNT)

749
00:47:12,432 --> 00:47:14,309
(GROANS)
Alright, get him in there.

750
00:47:14,475 --> 00:47:17,103
Oh, daddy's gonna eat.

751
00:47:17,270 --> 00:47:20,194
Baby's gonna have a nice meal.

752
00:47:20,356 --> 00:47:22,154
Oh, my God, that ruled!

753
00:47:22,317 --> 00:47:25,867
Oh, my God, I can't even believe it!
That is so awesome, buddy.

754
00:47:26,029 --> 00:47:27,827
You got dinner, buddy. Nice!

755
00:47:27,989 --> 00:47:30,333
Yeah, that gangbanging motherfucker

756
00:47:30,491 --> 00:47:33,836
fucked with the wrong
fucking gringos, huh?

757
00:47:33,995 --> 00:47:36,669
You didn't see that one coming,
did you, ese, huh?

758
00:47:36,831 --> 00:47:38,504
Maricón, huh? (LAUGHS)

759
00:47:38,666 --> 00:47:43,297
Yo, so suck him off or, you know,
drink his blood. You know, do it.

760
00:47:43,463 --> 00:47:45,682
I...l don't know, man.
(GROANS)

761
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,343
Fucking drink his blood, Bart.
Do it.

762
00:47:48,509 --> 00:47:51,353
You're wasting it.
He's bleeding all over the seat.

763
00:47:51,512 --> 00:47:54,937
Jesus Christ. You know, he shot you!
You know he shot you, right?

764
00:47:55,099 --> 00:47:57,477
He tried to kill you.
It was us or him!

765
00:47:57,643 --> 00:47:59,361
Seriously, Bart!

766
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,649
Dude, you're decom-fucking-posing,
are you kidding?

767
00:48:02,815 --> 00:48:05,910
You're wasting away.
Don't you wanna get better?

768
00:48:06,069 --> 00:48:07,662
Dude, you have no choice.

769
00:48:07,820 --> 00:48:10,369
Drink his blood.

770
00:48:15,203 --> 00:48:17,297
(GROANS)

771
00:48:17,455 --> 00:48:20,004
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)

772
00:48:20,166 --> 00:48:22,635
There you go. That's my guy.

773
00:48:22,794 --> 00:48:26,765
Look at that. Oh! Oh, Jesus Christ.

774
00:48:26,923 --> 00:48:29,517
(VOICE FADES) Holy Shit.

775
00:48:36,641 --> 00:48:39,770
(DARK MuSIC)

776
00:49:47,420 --> 00:49:50,469
We're gonna need more rocks.
No, we got plenty of rocks.

777
00:49:50,631 --> 00:49:52,508
No, we got enough rocks to sink him

778
00:49:52,675 --> 00:49:54,723
but we don't got enough rocks
to hold him down

779
00:49:54,886 --> 00:49:57,560
once his putrefying flesh
starts to swell up with gas.

780
00:49:57,722 --> 00:50:01,272
Then he becomes a big, white
fermented meat bobber

781
00:50:01,434 --> 00:50:03,607
bubbling up on the surface
for all to see.

782
00:50:03,769 --> 00:50:05,271
We're gonna need more rocks.

783
00:50:05,438 --> 00:50:06,940
Where the fuck do you find this shit?

784
00:50:07,106 --> 00:50:08,608
I retain odd little titbits
of information.

785
00:50:08,774 --> 00:50:10,617
Up and over. (GRUNTS)

786
00:50:13,488 --> 00:50:15,035
(SPLASH!)

787
00:50:26,167 --> 00:50:28,169
This is crazy, dude.

788
00:50:30,421 --> 00:50:33,015
(BIRDS CHIRP,
CHURCH BELL TOLLS)

789
00:50:33,174 --> 00:50:35,268
(GRUNTS)

790
00:50:36,469 --> 00:50:38,597
God. (PANTS)

791
00:50:38,763 --> 00:50:41,983
OK, here we go. Yup, yup, yup.

792
00:50:49,106 --> 00:50:51,575
Oh, hi, Joey.
See ya.

793
00:50:51,734 --> 00:50:54,362
(KNOCK AT DOOR)

794
00:50:57,073 --> 00:50:58,871
(KNOCK AT DOOR)

795
00:51:02,495 --> 00:51:04,247
(KNOCK AT DOOR)

796
00:51:04,413 --> 00:51:05,960
WOMAN: Joey?

797
00:51:07,124 --> 00:51:08,671
Joey?

798
00:51:09,877 --> 00:51:11,550
(KNOCK AT DOOR)

799
00:51:11,712 --> 00:51:13,259
Joey!

800
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,427
(KNOCK AT DOOR) Joey!

801
00:51:17,593 --> 00:51:19,220
Hey, Joey.

802
00:51:19,387 --> 00:51:22,231
Joey, I can see you in there.

803
00:51:22,390 --> 00:51:23,858
I'm naked.
Oh, come on!

804
00:51:24,016 --> 00:51:26,360
From the waist down.
Oh, come on, Joey, open the door.

805
00:51:26,519 --> 00:51:28,897
Hold on! (GRUNTS) Coming!

806
00:51:29,063 --> 00:51:30,690
Coming.
Are you fucking kidding me?

807
00:51:30,856 --> 00:51:33,530
(KNOCKS AT DOOR)
(GRUNTS)

808
00:51:33,693 --> 00:51:35,787
Joey, what are you doing? Come on!

809
00:51:35,945 --> 00:51:38,619
(BANGS ON DOOR)
Oh. OK, you should knock more.

810
00:51:40,866 --> 00:51:42,243
Matty.

811
00:51:42,410 --> 00:51:43,787
Janet

812
00:51:43,953 --> 00:51:47,799
The police came to my house.
They said Bart's body's missing.

813
00:51:47,957 --> 00:51:52,303
My God, you're kidding?
Save it, Joey. I already told her.

814
00:51:52,461 --> 00:51:54,259
(SNIFFS)

815
00:51:56,173 --> 00:51:57,550
What's going on?

816
00:51:57,717 --> 00:52:00,140
I wanted to tell you, I did, I did,

817
00:52:00,303 --> 00:52:02,522
but he didn't want me
to tell anyone.

818
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,559
I thought...l think maybe
he was embarrassed.

819
00:52:05,725 --> 00:52:07,853
Are you sure you wanna do this?

820
00:52:10,813 --> 00:52:12,360
(DOOR CREAKS)

821
00:52:13,691 --> 00:52:16,535
(WHISPERS) oh, my God.
(SOBS)

822
00:52:20,615 --> 00:52:23,038
it's a bit stuffy in here.

823
00:52:30,166 --> 00:52:31,884
Oh, my God.

824
00:52:39,967 --> 00:52:41,969
I don't believe it.

825
00:52:47,975 --> 00:52:49,693
(SNIFFS)

826
00:53:08,746 --> 00:53:10,373
Why?

827
00:53:12,667 --> 00:53:16,137
Why? Why are you doing this to me?

828
00:53:16,295 --> 00:53:19,799
You fucking arsehole,
I loved you. Why?

829
00:53:24,679 --> 00:53:26,522
He's cold.

830
00:53:30,810 --> 00:53:33,734
We have to stop this. it's too hard.

831
00:53:33,896 --> 00:53:36,274
There are dark forces at play.

832
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,033
We have to end this, now.

833
00:53:38,192 --> 00:53:39,944
Dark forces?

834
00:53:40,111 --> 00:53:43,661
And what do you mean, 'end it"?
She means cut off his head.

835
00:53:43,823 --> 00:53:45,951
What'?!
It's the only way, Janet.

836
00:53:46,117 --> 00:53:47,664
The...the only way to what?

837
00:53:47,827 --> 00:53:49,921
The only way to put
his soul to rest.

838
00:53:50,079 --> 00:53:53,208
No! I wanna see him again.

839
00:53:54,542 --> 00:53:56,089
Has he killed yet?

840
00:53:57,753 --> 00:53:59,300
What do you mean, 'killed"?

841
00:53:59,463 --> 00:54:03,218
He has to drink blood
to survive, Janet.

842
00:54:03,384 --> 00:54:05,261
Has he killed yet?

843
00:54:05,428 --> 00:54:09,604
You're not cu...
You're not cutting off his head.

844
00:54:09,765 --> 00:54:12,143
This is insane.

845
00:54:12,309 --> 00:54:13,856
Has he killed yet, Joey?

846
00:54:14,019 --> 00:54:16,863
Joey'?!
A...a little bit.

847
00:54:18,858 --> 00:54:21,577
What?
It was in self-defense.

848
00:54:21,736 --> 00:54:24,660
And did he drink his victim's blood?

849
00:54:24,822 --> 00:54:28,497
Um, yeah, he did do that.

850
00:54:28,659 --> 00:54:29,785
See?

851
00:54:29,952 --> 00:54:32,796
Janet, we have to
put his soul at peace.

852
00:54:32,955 --> 00:54:34,423
(SOBS) You understand?

853
00:54:34,582 --> 00:54:36,380
He can't do it himself.
It's up to us.

854
00:54:36,542 --> 00:54:39,091
No! You're not fucking touching him.

855
00:54:39,253 --> 00:54:42,257
You never liked him and
you never wanted us to be together.

856
00:54:42,423 --> 00:54:44,346
Get out of here now!

857
00:54:44,508 --> 00:54:45,885
Go!
All I wanna...

858
00:54:46,051 --> 00:54:49,271
Go! (SOBS) Go.

859
00:54:50,723 --> 00:54:53,101
Oh. That went well, I thought.

860
00:54:53,267 --> 00:54:56,191
That's...that's my room.

861
00:54:58,230 --> 00:55:01,484
So, did you come clean
with your best pal?

862
00:55:01,650 --> 00:55:03,197
Beg your pardon?

863
00:55:07,490 --> 00:55:11,620
Perhaps there's more than one reason
to 'give him peace'.

864
00:55:15,956 --> 00:55:17,754
Do the right thing, Joey.

865
00:55:20,002 --> 00:55:21,879
Fucking blow me, Matty.

866
00:55:22,046 --> 00:55:25,175
(SOMBRE MuSIC)

867
00:55:31,096 --> 00:55:33,770
(GASPS)

868
00:55:33,933 --> 00:55:36,812
(WOMAN SINGS) .J' They say

869
00:55:36,977 --> 00:55:39,651
♫ It must have been

870
00:55:39,814 --> 00:55:41,987
♫ Surrender

871
00:55:45,402 --> 00:55:47,905
♫ They cannot see how

872
00:55:48,072 --> 00:55:52,327
♫ I could love a man like I love you

873
00:55:56,038 --> 00:55:58,587
♫ I tell them

874
00:55:59,708 --> 00:56:05,215
♫ All that there is to remember... ♫

875
00:56:05,381 --> 00:56:07,008
Oh, my God.

876
00:56:07,174 --> 00:56:10,178
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
♫ And I don't recall... ♫

877
00:56:10,344 --> 00:56:12,472
Oh, my God, it's so good to see you.

878
00:56:12,638 --> 00:56:14,311
It's so good to see you too.

879
00:56:14,473 --> 00:56:16,521
How did you find out?

880
00:56:16,684 --> 00:56:19,813
I couldn't believe it
when Mathilda told me, I...

881
00:56:19,979 --> 00:56:21,947
Oh, my God, look at your eyes.

882
00:56:22,106 --> 00:56:24,825
Oh, yeah. That's fucked up, right?

883
00:56:24,984 --> 00:56:27,203
I usually wear sunglasses.

884
00:56:30,155 --> 00:56:32,203
What the hell's going on?

885
00:56:32,366 --> 00:56:37,418
Oh, sometimes, I guess,
people just rise from the dead.

886
00:56:41,083 --> 00:56:43,336
From the dead?
Yeah.

887
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,297
From the dead!

888
00:56:46,463 --> 00:56:49,262
♫ Angels are there just for lovers

889
00:56:52,887 --> 00:56:56,437
♫ And gently they guard us
each day... ♫

890
00:56:56,599 --> 00:56:59,193
I can't believe you'd do this to me.
Baby...

891
00:56:59,351 --> 00:57:03,777
I had to bury you!
I had to say goodbye.

892
00:57:03,939 --> 00:57:06,692
♫ They say

893
00:57:06,859 --> 00:57:11,490
♫ You're not the lover for me

894
00:57:12,615 --> 00:57:17,166
♫ Hoping for proof they don't see

895
00:57:18,329 --> 00:57:23,335
♫ Somehow awaiting your crime

896
00:57:26,462 --> 00:57:29,466
♫ I fall

897
00:57:29,632 --> 00:57:32,055
♫ into your arms

898
00:57:32,217 --> 00:57:35,187
♫ With my heart

899
00:57:35,346 --> 00:57:40,477
♫ Open as wide the stars

900
00:57:40,643 --> 00:57:45,865
♫ I know that your love is mine. ♫

901
00:57:46,023 --> 00:57:49,152
(TELEVISION PLAYS SOFTLY)

902
00:57:51,445 --> 00:57:54,244
So you're still not hungry
or are you basically, like, nervous

903
00:57:54,406 --> 00:57:57,000
you're gonna puke everything up
in a damned bloody mess?

904
00:57:57,159 --> 00:58:01,084
I'm not feeling very rubicund lately.
Rubicund?

905
00:58:01,246 --> 00:58:03,340
Nice. That's a pretty gay word.

906
00:58:14,343 --> 00:58:16,141
Oh, you got your
cell phone back, huh?

907
00:58:16,303 --> 00:58:20,024
Yep. Janet gave it back to me.
What?

908
00:58:20,182 --> 00:58:22,526
She sent me a bunch of voicemails
when I was dead.

909
00:58:22,685 --> 00:58:24,153
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

910
00:58:24,311 --> 00:58:25,779
Said she wanted to hear my voice.

911
00:58:25,938 --> 00:58:29,568
She pissed that you're not accepting
her calls, sending her to voicemail?

912
00:58:30,943 --> 00:58:32,536
You're so fucked, man.
(LAUGHS) Sorry.

913
00:58:32,695 --> 00:58:34,072
You just send her to voicemail.

914
00:58:34,238 --> 00:58:36,286
Where's the Quick-E-Mart man?
I don't know.

915
00:58:38,492 --> 00:58:41,837
Oh, there he is. Yes.

916
00:58:43,622 --> 00:58:45,966
OK.
You alright?

917
00:58:48,252 --> 00:58:50,755
That's a nice shirt.
Great shin.

918
00:58:52,715 --> 00:58:56,436
Did you steal it from a Gypsy?
(LAUGHS) Cowboy Gypsy?

919
00:58:56,593 --> 00:58:58,391
That's a great hat.

920
00:59:03,642 --> 00:59:05,360
BOTH: Ohhh!

921
00:59:05,519 --> 00:59:07,112
Hey!
What are you doing?

922
00:59:07,271 --> 00:59:09,273
You stupid white motherfuckers,

923
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,659
you just walked into the wrong
motherfucking liquor store.

924
00:59:11,817 --> 00:59:14,536
Put your white motherfucking heads on
the motherfucking counter now!

925
00:59:14,695 --> 00:59:16,572
Get the fucking money
out of the fucking machine

926
00:59:16,739 --> 00:59:18,286
and put it in the fucking bag!

927
00:59:18,449 --> 00:59:21,123
I hate fucking square-ass, tight-fuck
white people like you.

928
00:59:21,285 --> 00:59:22,787
And I can't stand no slant-eyed,

929
00:59:22,953 --> 00:59:24,705
Chink-Nip motherfucker
like you neither.

930
00:59:24,872 --> 00:59:27,591
Get the fucking money!
Think I'm playing with you'?!

931
00:59:27,750 --> 00:59:29,468
Give me that.
Get your ass over there.

932
00:59:29,626 --> 00:59:32,505
What the fuck's wrong
with you fuckers?

933
00:59:32,671 --> 00:59:35,220
On your knees! Put your hands
behind your fucking head!

934
00:59:35,382 --> 00:59:36,804
Skimpy-ass yellow bastards.

935
00:59:36,967 --> 00:59:38,560
Anybody moves, I'll shoot 'em.

936
00:59:38,719 --> 00:59:41,768
Anybody makes a sound, guess what?
I'm gonna shoot 'em!

937
00:59:43,307 --> 00:59:45,355
I'm glad you assholes
came up in here.

938
00:59:45,517 --> 00:59:48,942
I didn't plan on busting up
no white folks tonight, just gooks!

939
00:59:49,104 --> 00:59:51,698
But I always do over the white man
when I get the opportunity.

940
00:59:51,857 --> 00:59:53,450
Fork it over, motherfucker!

941
00:59:53,609 --> 00:59:55,987
Put that fucking shit
on the counter! Now!

942
00:59:56,153 --> 00:59:57,325
Yeah.

943
01:00:00,157 --> 01:00:02,455
Isn't that a little racist?
What?

944
01:00:02,618 --> 01:00:04,211
Wh-what-what...what the fuck
did you just say?

945
01:00:04,369 --> 01:00:07,248
You always do over the white man
when you get the chance,

946
01:00:07,414 --> 01:00:08,791
that what you said?

947
01:00:08,957 --> 01:00:11,255
Fuck you! Look what you
white folks did to my people.

948
01:00:11,418 --> 01:00:13,011
Look how you force down
the black community!

949
01:00:13,170 --> 01:00:16,344
You specifically target someone
based on their race, that's racism.

950
01:00:16,507 --> 01:00:18,384
(CLERK WHIMPERS)
Back me up on this, Joey.

951
01:00:18,550 --> 01:00:20,348
Yeah, back him up, motherfucker.

952
01:00:20,511 --> 01:00:24,232
Shit, are you kidding me, man?
Are you fucking kidding me?

953
01:00:24,389 --> 01:00:27,393
“Moral consciousness
implies a kind of scission,

954
01:00:27,559 --> 01:00:28,936
“a fracture of consciousness

955
01:00:29,103 --> 01:00:31,151
“into a bright part
and an opposing black part.

956
01:00:31,313 --> 01:00:34,066
“In order to achieve morality,
it is essential that

957
01:00:34,233 --> 01:00:36,907
“the black, the dark, the Negro
vanish from consciousness.

958
01:00:37,069 --> 01:00:40,790
“Hence a Negro is forever in combat
with his own image.” Frantz Fanon.

959
01:00:40,948 --> 01:00:43,497
Louis Farrakhan said,
“Anarchy may await America

960
01:00:43,659 --> 01:00:46,208
“due to the daily injustices
suffered by the people.”

961
01:00:46,370 --> 01:00:49,044
I'm doing my part to manifest
that anarchy, brother,

962
01:00:49,206 --> 01:00:50,628
and free all people.

963
01:00:50,791 --> 01:00:53,419
But you ain't gonna see that freedom
because you're gonna be a casualty

964
01:00:53,585 --> 01:00:55,679
of the anarchy
that brings it into being!

965
01:00:55,838 --> 01:00:57,761
And the fucking slope goes first.

966
01:00:57,923 --> 01:01:00,551
No. Don't, don't. I don't wanna die.

967
01:01:00,717 --> 01:01:02,390
Don't, don't, don't shoot me, please.

968
01:01:02,553 --> 01:01:04,931
What the fuck is with that shit?
I think he fainted.

969
01:01:05,097 --> 01:01:06,314
Fainted?
(CLERK WHIMPERS)

970
01:01:06,473 --> 01:01:09,226
Shut the fuck up, gook!
I said, “Shut the fuck up!”

971
01:01:09,393 --> 01:01:11,441
Alright, say goodbye, motherfucker.
Don't, man.

972
01:01:11,603 --> 01:01:13,981
No, don't kill me. Don't kill me.
Fuck! Fuck! Oh!

973
01:01:14,148 --> 01:01:15,616
Fuck, fuck.

974
01:01:15,774 --> 01:01:19,074
You wanna be a fucking hero?
I don't wanna die. Shit!

975
01:01:19,236 --> 01:01:21,955
Oh, fuck, fuck. I don't wanna die.

976
01:01:22,114 --> 01:01:25,243
(PHONE RINGS)

977
01:01:28,871 --> 01:01:30,418
(COUGHS)

978
01:01:33,208 --> 01:01:35,085
Oh, fuck.

979
01:01:35,252 --> 01:01:37,175
Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.
(GROANS)

980
01:01:37,337 --> 01:01:39,886
(PHONE RINGS) He was shot.

981
01:01:40,048 --> 01:01:43,018
(BLABBERS)
Dude, what happened, dude?

982
01:01:43,177 --> 01:01:46,681
What the fuck?
Oh, I got...l got shot.

983
01:01:46,847 --> 01:01:49,350
Oh, hurting.
(MUTTERS)

984
01:01:49,516 --> 01:01:53,191
Fucking Jesus, it hurts.
You should see your chest. Is it OK?

985
01:01:53,353 --> 01:01:54,775
(PHONE RINGS) Is it real?

986
01:01:54,938 --> 01:01:57,657
Oh, fuck. What the fuck happened?

987
01:01:57,816 --> 01:01:59,910
What? I don't get it.

988
01:02:01,236 --> 01:02:03,409
He's dead.
Yeah?

989
01:02:03,572 --> 01:02:05,290
Fuck you. I say, “Fuck you.”
Yeah.

990
01:02:05,449 --> 01:02:07,201
That teaches you to fuck with me.
Yeah, baby.

991
01:02:07,367 --> 01:02:10,792
Yeah, I can't...
I can't talk right now, OK?

992
01:02:10,954 --> 01:02:14,379
Yeah, I'm just too busy.
CLERK: Asshole! Fucking asshole.

993
01:02:14,541 --> 01:02:16,885
I'm too busy to tell you
why I'm busy.

994
01:02:17,044 --> 01:02:19,547
CLERK: Teach you to fuck with me.
OK? I gotta go.

995
01:02:19,713 --> 01:02:21,966
OK, I'll talk to you later.

996
01:02:22,132 --> 01:02:23,759
Martin Luther King
is rolling in his grave.

997
01:02:23,926 --> 01:02:25,348
Yeah, I will.
You asshole.

998
01:02:25,510 --> 01:02:27,854
You're a disgrace to the black man.
OK. OK, gotta go.

999
01:02:28,013 --> 01:02:29,640
Don't you fucking get it, you punk?
OK.

1000
01:02:29,806 --> 01:02:32,559
OK, baby. 'Bye.
I don't believe it.

1001
01:02:32,726 --> 01:02:35,070
I'm a-fucking-live, alive! Anything
in the fucking store you want.

1002
01:02:35,229 --> 01:02:36,947
Please, take it, take it.
Anything.

1003
01:02:37,105 --> 01:02:40,530
Please, please, here. For free.
Take it, for free.

1004
01:02:40,692 --> 01:02:42,239
OK, yeah.
You saved my life!

1005
01:02:42,402 --> 01:02:44,154
You saved my life!
Yep.

1006
01:02:51,954 --> 01:02:53,706
(BART GRUNTS) Eww.

1007
01:02:57,918 --> 01:02:59,511
Whoa.

1008
01:02:59,670 --> 01:03:01,764
Bart, look at this fucker.

1009
01:03:01,922 --> 01:03:04,846
Look at that shit.
You fucking kidding me?

1010
01:03:08,470 --> 01:03:10,598
Oh, score.

1011
01:03:10,764 --> 01:03:13,108
Huh?
(SIRENS WAIL DISTANTLY)

1012
01:03:13,267 --> 01:03:14,985
Uh-huh.

1013
01:03:29,074 --> 01:03:31,827
T-take out $300,
make it fucking snappy.

1014
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:36,090
M-machine w-won't take my card.

1015
01:03:37,207 --> 01:03:38,880
Don't fucking fuck with me, man.

1016
01:03:39,042 --> 01:03:41,010
I want $300 or they're gonna be

1017
01:03:41,169 --> 01:03:44,594
wiping up your fucking frontal lobe
off that machine in the AM.

1018
01:03:44,756 --> 01:03:48,806
It-it's not my card. I-I stole it.
It's not mine.

1019
01:03:48,969 --> 01:03:51,813
Shut up! You think
I'm fucking stupid?

1020
01:03:51,972 --> 01:03:55,192
I'm gonna count to three...
No, I'm gonna count to five.

1021
01:03:55,350 --> 01:04:00,732
Alright? And if I don't have
300 bucks, kaboom, you're dead.

1022
01:04:00,897 --> 01:04:03,400
One. Two.
(ATM BEEPS)

1023
01:04:03,567 --> 01:04:05,740
Three. Four.

1024
01:04:07,738 --> 01:04:11,163
Drop the fucking gun lickity-fucking-split.

1025
01:04:13,994 --> 01:04:16,873
Move and the geek gets it.
OK.

1026
01:04:17,039 --> 01:04:21,135
I'm gonna count to three.
No, I'm gonna count to five.

1027
01:04:21,293 --> 01:04:25,343
And if you don't drop the gun, kaboom.

1028
01:04:26,882 --> 01:04:28,429
One.

1029
01:04:36,350 --> 01:04:38,068
Motherfuck...

1030
01:04:39,353 --> 01:04:42,106
WOMAN: No! Help! Help!
MAN: Shut up!

1031
01:04:42,272 --> 01:04:44,775
(SOBS) Oh, go away. Oh, God, help.

1032
01:04:44,941 --> 01:04:47,160
Help me. Somebody, help me.
Shut up!

1033
01:04:47,319 --> 01:04:48,946
BART: I know what you're thinking.

1034
01:04:50,322 --> 01:04:52,950
Did he fire six shots or only five?

1035
01:04:53,116 --> 01:04:54,743
Well, to tell you the truth,

1036
01:04:54,910 --> 01:04:57,504
in all this excitement
I've kinda lost track myself.

1037
01:04:57,662 --> 01:04:59,585
But seeing as this is a .44 Magnum,

1038
01:04:59,748 --> 01:05:01,716
the the most powerful hand gun
in the world,

1039
01:05:01,875 --> 01:05:03,548
would blow your head clean off...
(GUNSHOT)

1040
01:05:03,710 --> 01:05:05,587
Oh! Ohh!

1041
01:05:05,754 --> 01:05:08,598
Oh, you can't...
(GUNSHOT)

1042
01:05:10,884 --> 01:05:12,352
(BART COUGHS)

1043
01:05:13,637 --> 01:05:16,356
That's not a .44 Magnum.
(SIGHS)

1044
01:05:16,515 --> 01:05:19,109
(HOARSELY) So you've got to
ask yourself a question,

1045
01:05:23,230 --> 01:05:24,982
“Do I feel lucky?”

1046
01:05:28,527 --> 01:05:31,201
Well, do ya...punk?

1047
01:05:31,363 --> 01:05:33,115
Fuck you.

1048
01:05:36,785 --> 01:05:39,379
Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you so much.

1049
01:05:39,538 --> 01:05:41,290
How can I ever thank you? (GASPS)

1050
01:05:43,417 --> 01:05:45,465
BART: Well...

1051
01:05:47,671 --> 01:05:52,677
Oh, my God, dude.
Holy God. This looks fun.

1052
01:05:52,843 --> 01:05:57,599
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

1053
01:05:57,764 --> 01:05:59,937
(SNIFFS)

1054
01:06:03,478 --> 01:06:06,231
Oh, fu...

1055
01:06:06,398 --> 01:06:08,947
(GIGGLES)

1056
01:06:09,109 --> 01:06:11,703
It smells like pure gasoline.
Are you kidding me?

1057
01:06:11,862 --> 01:06:15,036
Oi. What did you say,
little brown rabbit?

1058
01:06:16,783 --> 01:06:18,706
NEWS ANCHOR:
..what local law enforcement

1059
01:06:18,869 --> 01:06:20,587
is calling a vigilante gunslinger

1060
01:06:20,745 --> 01:06:22,668
sends cheers through
the local community.

1061
01:06:22,831 --> 01:06:25,380
For the full story
we go to Anita Chung.

1062
01:06:25,542 --> 01:06:27,465
Convenient Man owner Marty Kim,

1063
01:06:27,627 --> 01:06:30,426
whose business has been plagued
by hate crimes and vandalism

1064
01:06:30,589 --> 01:06:32,887
ever since the latest
Laker riots in June,

1065
01:06:33,049 --> 01:06:35,677
claims that the gunslingers
saved his life.

1066
01:06:35,844 --> 01:06:38,438
My business has been
plagued by crime, yes.

1067
01:06:38,597 --> 01:06:40,019
My wife and I can't sleep

1068
01:06:40,182 --> 01:06:43,652
without worrying about what's
gonna get broken or stolen

1069
01:06:43,810 --> 01:06:45,528
until these gunslinger boys.

1070
01:06:45,687 --> 01:06:47,735
REPORTER: Police say
these men are criminals

1071
01:06:47,898 --> 01:06:49,400
and need to be subdued
and prosecuted

1072
01:06:49,566 --> 01:06:51,068
before they can strike again.

1073
01:06:51,234 --> 01:06:53,362
Will you help the cops
with their investigation?

1074
01:06:53,528 --> 01:06:55,656
MARTY KIM: Why do they
need to be prosecuted?

1075
01:06:55,822 --> 01:06:57,495
They saved my life.

1076
01:06:57,657 --> 01:07:00,001
How can you explain the fact
that the victims have been found

1077
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:01,878
with all the blood drained
from their bodies?

1078
01:07:02,037 --> 01:07:06,338
What blood? I don't see any blood.

1079
01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:09,845
Anita Chung, reporting to you live
from Koreatown. Back to you.

1080
01:07:10,003 --> 01:07:15,760
Vigilante gunslingers.
How fucking cool is that, dude?

1081
01:07:15,926 --> 01:07:21,353
To protect the innocent,
to serve justice, truth, vengeance,

1082
01:07:21,515 --> 01:07:22,983
the American way.

1083
01:07:23,141 --> 01:07:26,611
Oh, my God, We're like...
We're like cowboys.

1084
01:07:26,770 --> 01:07:29,114
We're like vampire superheroes.

1085
01:07:29,272 --> 01:07:32,526
Maybe... I think maybe, like, maybe
you could make me a vampire. Right?

1086
01:07:32,692 --> 01:07:35,821
I mean, like, I'll drink your blood or you
drink my blood, you know,

1087
01:07:35,987 --> 01:07:39,662
whatever we have to do
to give me the dark gift.

1088
01:07:39,824 --> 01:07:42,373
“The dark gift?”

1089
01:07:43,745 --> 01:07:47,466
The dark gift? The dark gift?

1090
01:07:51,586 --> 01:07:55,762
The dark gift? The dark gift. Yeah.

1091
01:07:55,924 --> 01:07:59,144
(LAUGHS) The dark gift.
The dark gift.

1092
01:07:59,302 --> 01:08:04,684
Yeah. Yeah, I could give you
the dark gift. The dark gift.

1093
01:08:04,849 --> 01:08:08,444
The dark gift?
Yeah, man, that would be great.

1094
01:08:08,603 --> 01:08:10,401
OK, I'm in a happy place.

1095
01:08:10,564 --> 01:08:13,909
We're on TV. This is cool. And now
you're shitting on me with sarcasm.

1096
01:08:14,067 --> 01:08:17,913
OK? So fuck off. You're a dick.

1097
01:08:18,071 --> 01:08:19,664
Say 'dark gift' again.
The dark gift.

1098
01:08:19,823 --> 01:08:21,791
You're a child, and now
I'm gonna go masturbate

1099
01:08:21,950 --> 01:08:24,123
to pictures of your mom,
which I have.

1100
01:08:24,286 --> 01:08:27,881
(SIRENS WAIL)

1101
01:08:50,020 --> 01:08:53,650
Go get 'em, tiger.
Go get 'em, daddy.

1102
01:08:53,815 --> 01:08:56,819
There you go. Go on.

1103
01:08:59,070 --> 01:09:01,289
Oh, that's not good. Oh, God.

1104
01:09:05,201 --> 01:09:07,249
Here I come. I'm coming.

1105
01:09:08,913 --> 01:09:10,756
Freeze, you fuckers.

1106
01:09:10,915 --> 01:09:15,762
(MEN YELL)

1107
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:18,924
(GUNFIRE)

1108
01:09:27,057 --> 01:09:31,028
Oh, God. Fuck.

1109
01:09:31,186 --> 01:09:34,656
(JOEY SOBS)

1110
01:09:37,484 --> 01:09:39,327
You're OK. You're OK.

1111
01:09:39,486 --> 01:09:41,409
Listen, we've just got
to get to the car.

1112
01:09:41,571 --> 01:09:44,165
(WHIMPERS) Come on.

1113
01:09:44,324 --> 01:09:46,873
(SPLUTTERS) oh, fuck.

1114
01:09:47,035 --> 01:09:50,255
Oh, fuck.

1115
01:09:50,413 --> 01:09:52,336
You hang on, buddy.
God!

1116
01:09:52,499 --> 01:09:54,627
Hang on, Joey.
You're gonna be OK. OK?

1117
01:09:54,793 --> 01:09:56,261
I'm bleeding to death.

1118
01:09:56,419 --> 01:09:57,887
You gotta hurry, Bart.

1119
01:09:58,046 --> 01:10:00,390
You gotta hurry, man.

1120
01:10:00,548 --> 01:10:02,550
Do not think about the pain, buddy.

1121
01:10:02,717 --> 01:10:04,469
Don't let me die, Bart.

1122
01:10:04,636 --> 01:10:06,013
You stay... I won't let you die.

1123
01:10:06,179 --> 01:10:08,147
OK? You stay with me.
Bullets everywhere!

1124
01:10:08,306 --> 01:10:13,358
Oh, fuck. I'm in trouble, dude.

1125
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:16,615
(GASPS) oh, my God.

1126
01:10:16,773 --> 01:10:20,698
I had dreams. I had fucking...
We had dreams.

1127
01:10:20,860 --> 01:10:23,113
We didn't do shit.

1128
01:10:23,279 --> 01:10:27,785
We didn't do a fucking thing.
Now it's too late.

1129
01:10:27,951 --> 01:10:32,377
It's not over, buddy. it's not over. You're
gonna be fine, alright?

1130
01:10:32,539 --> 01:10:34,883
We're gonna get you to the hospital
and get you patched up.

1131
01:10:35,041 --> 01:10:36,543
OK? They're gonna fix you right up.
(SPITS)

1132
01:10:36,710 --> 01:10:39,088
We're gonna fucking do everything
we always talked about, man.

1133
01:10:39,254 --> 01:10:40,676
We'll make things happen, alright?

1134
01:10:40,839 --> 01:10:43,718
(WHIMPERS) Don't leave me.
(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)

1135
01:10:43,883 --> 01:10:45,726
Fuck! Where's this fucking hospital?

1136
01:10:45,885 --> 01:10:48,980
Are you lost? You can't
find the hospital?

1137
01:10:49,139 --> 01:10:52,313
I'm not lost. I'm not lost.
It's right up here on the...

1138
01:10:52,475 --> 01:10:54,603
(BUMP!)
Fuck!

1139
01:10:54,769 --> 01:10:56,771
(WEAKLY) I'm gonna die.
BART: Keep talking.

1140
01:10:56,938 --> 01:11:00,533
I'm gonna die in the front seat
of this bullshit car.

1141
01:11:00,692 --> 01:11:05,448
Joey, hang on. Joey, hang on.
You fucking hang on!

1142
01:11:05,613 --> 01:11:08,287
Joey? Joey?

1143
01:11:08,450 --> 01:11:11,374
(TYRES SQUEAL)

1144
01:11:11,536 --> 01:11:15,416
Joey? Joey, don't
do this to me. Joey!

1145
01:11:15,582 --> 01:11:17,584
Fuck.

1146
01:11:45,737 --> 01:11:50,117
(BART PANTS)

1147
01:11:53,036 --> 01:11:57,132
We gotcha. You're
gonna be just fine.

1148
01:12:20,939 --> 01:12:22,737
WOMAN ON TV: Coming up,
the World Health Organisation

1149
01:12:22,899 --> 01:12:25,368
has quarantined
the international terminal at LAX

1150
01:12:25,527 --> 01:12:28,827
following criticism that local authorities
have not done enough...

1151
01:12:28,988 --> 01:12:30,456
(MOANING)
..to stop the spread...

1152
01:12:30,615 --> 01:12:33,243
(GROANING)

1153
01:12:33,409 --> 01:12:35,082
(GASPS) Hot.

1154
01:12:35,245 --> 01:12:38,590
BART: Hey! Hey, pal.

1155
01:12:38,748 --> 01:12:41,877
(PANTS) oh, fu...

1156
01:12:45,713 --> 01:12:47,841
You gotta be kidding me.

1157
01:12:48,007 --> 01:12:50,635
Should have chopped off my head
while you had the chance.

1158
01:12:50,802 --> 01:12:52,975
(LAUGHS) No fucking shit, man.

1159
01:12:54,305 --> 01:12:56,854
(SCREAMS)

1160
01:12:57,016 --> 01:12:59,189
(JOEY CONTINUES SCREAMING)

1161
01:13:02,939 --> 01:13:06,785
WOMAN ON RADIO:
1505 South Wooster. An upstairs duplex.

1162
01:13:06,943 --> 01:13:10,243
Code 2 incident- 5401-RD-859.

1163
01:13:10,405 --> 01:13:13,329
You ready?
Ready, teddy.

1164
01:13:14,492 --> 01:13:18,087
(VIGOROUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

1165
01:13:19,122 --> 01:13:21,921
(GIRL SHRIEKS)

1166
01:13:22,083 --> 01:13:26,589
Drop the gun. Drop it.
Drop it, fucker.

1167
01:13:30,508 --> 01:13:32,602
(TYRES SQUEAL)

1168
01:13:36,389 --> 01:13:39,484
(CLASSICAL MUSIC CONTINUES)

1169
01:14:16,095 --> 01:14:17,517
In continuing crime team coverage,

1170
01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:21,435
the vigilante gunslingers
saved the day again.

1171
01:14:21,601 --> 01:14:26,903
Death toll rises as search for local
crime-fighting outlaws intensifies.

1172
01:14:27,065 --> 01:14:28,817
One woman relates
her harrowing experience

1173
01:14:28,983 --> 01:14:31,236
in the hands of
the vigilante gunslingers.

1174
01:14:31,402 --> 01:14:34,906
Find out how vigilantism
affects your credit standing.

1175
01:14:35,073 --> 01:14:36,666
And finally, in the Sky 7
investigative team's

1176
01:14:36,824 --> 01:14:40,749
continuing live team coverage of the
vigilante gunslingers, Clue Watch,

1177
01:14:40,912 --> 01:14:44,212
local Southland investigators claim
they have a break in the case,

1178
01:14:44,374 --> 01:14:47,093
leading them to the true identities
of the gunslingers.

1179
01:14:47,251 --> 01:14:49,800
Surveillance video outside
a Super Puffs hot dog stand

1180
01:14:49,963 --> 01:14:52,182
appears to show the suspects
exiting the crime scene

1181
01:14:52,340 --> 01:14:55,264
and then performing reckless
manoeuvres in their getaway vehicle

1182
01:14:55,426 --> 01:14:56,894
before making their escape.

1183
01:14:57,053 --> 01:14:58,646
Police now are looking for leads

1184
01:14:58,805 --> 01:15:00,307
from anyone who might
have seen the suspects

1185
01:15:00,473 --> 01:15:05,024
driving a late model Camaro
with a Surfboard on the roof

1186
01:15:37,552 --> 01:15:40,647
(ROCK MUSIC)

1187
01:15:48,312 --> 01:15:50,906
SONG: ♫ I can see it now

1188
01:15:51,941 --> 01:15:54,615
♫ By the look on your face

1189
01:15:54,777 --> 01:15:56,745
♫ I'm about to have a problem

1190
01:15:56,904 --> 01:15:59,407
♫ Got a gun out west

1191
01:16:01,034 --> 01:16:03,913
♫ Always get away with it

1192
01:16:04,078 --> 01:16:06,831
♫ Living in a blizzard

1193
01:16:06,998 --> 01:16:10,047
♫ Coming from the tower

1194
01:16:10,209 --> 01:16:12,257
♫ Giving you the word

1195
01:16:13,379 --> 01:16:17,179
♫ Try to find a clear thought
inside your... ♫

1196
01:16:19,177 --> 01:16:21,054
(MEN GROAN)

1197
01:16:27,101 --> 01:16:30,651
(METALLIC RATTLING)

1198
01:16:30,813 --> 01:16:32,656
Oh, yes.

1199
01:16:32,815 --> 01:16:37,321
(CHUCKLES) Oh, my God.
There's a shitload of coke here, dude.

1200
01:16:38,446 --> 01:16:43,828
Oh, dude! Holy shit. What a haul.

1201
01:16:43,993 --> 01:16:48,544
Oh, my God. Oh, dude. Oh, God.

1202
01:16:48,706 --> 01:16:52,256
(JOEY SNIFFS LOUDLY) Oh.

1203
01:16:52,418 --> 01:16:55,046
(LAUGHS)

1204
01:16:58,049 --> 01:16:59,847
Shit.
JOEY: What's the matter?

1205
01:17:00,009 --> 01:17:01,852
These guys are cops, man.

1206
01:17:02,011 --> 01:17:04,730
No shit?
Yeah.

1207
01:17:06,349 --> 01:17:08,022
What are you doing?
What's it look like?

1208
01:17:08,184 --> 01:17:09,731
I'm trying to give him CPR.

1209
01:17:09,894 --> 01:17:12,317
Yeah, I think I can save
this one right here.

1210
01:17:12,480 --> 01:17:15,654
Mmm. Oh, yeah. Oh,
he's coming around. Mmm.

1211
01:17:15,817 --> 01:17:18,946
Oh, I think I can save him.
No. No. He's dead.

1212
01:17:19,112 --> 01:17:21,786
Quit screwing around, fuck-ass.
These guys are cops. Did you hear me?

1213
01:17:21,948 --> 01:17:24,827
Yeah, they're cops. So what? OK?

1214
01:17:24,992 --> 01:17:28,166
The most corrupt dirtbag fucks
of this society. Jesus.

1215
01:17:28,329 --> 01:17:29,956
What do you think
they're doing here, huh?

1216
01:17:30,123 --> 01:17:32,251
Do you think they're
good-guy drug dealer cops?

1217
01:17:32,416 --> 01:17:34,043
What's your fucking deal anyway?
It isn't right.

1218
01:17:34,210 --> 01:17:37,464
JOEY: They were drug dealers.
You love drugs.

1219
01:17:37,630 --> 01:17:40,053
(BART SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

1220
01:17:40,216 --> 01:17:42,890
What about the children?
It's the children that suffer here.

1221
01:17:43,052 --> 01:17:44,679
You should think of the children.

1222
01:17:44,846 --> 01:17:47,315
(RINGTONE PLAYS LOUDLY)

1223
01:17:48,641 --> 01:17:51,235
(HANGS UP PHONE)

1224
01:17:53,187 --> 01:17:55,940
JOEY : What the fuck?

1225
01:17:56,107 --> 01:17:58,109
Matty?

1226
01:17:58,276 --> 01:18:00,904
What the hell
are you doing here, Matty?

1227
01:18:01,070 --> 01:18:06,247
Well, you must be
the vigilante gunslingers.

1228
01:18:06,409 --> 01:18:08,753
Some pretty dope motherfuckers, huh?

1229
01:18:08,911 --> 01:18:11,790
Jesus Christ, Matty.
It's been a long time.

1230
01:18:11,956 --> 01:18:17,213
Yeah, I haven't seen you
for a while...upright, anyway.

1231
01:18:17,378 --> 01:18:19,847
How you been?

1232
01:18:20,006 --> 01:18:24,386
Good. Fine. You?

1233
01:18:24,552 --> 01:18:26,646
Same ol', same ol'.

1234
01:18:27,972 --> 01:18:33,354
So, what's it like dying
and then coming back?

1235
01:18:33,519 --> 01:18:35,897
I can't say it exactly rules.

1236
01:18:41,652 --> 01:18:46,909
Are you fucking serious?
You sucked your best friend's blood?

1237
01:18:47,074 --> 01:18:49,293
It's not like that.
I was trying to save his life.

1238
01:18:49,452 --> 01:18:51,955
Oh, well, good work.
Now you're both ghouls.

1239
01:18:52,121 --> 01:18:54,920
I warned you. I told you
to cut off his head.

1240
01:18:55,082 --> 01:18:56,800
But no, you knew everything, didn't you?

1241
01:18:56,959 --> 01:19:01,305
Alright. Alright. Fine. OK?
What the fuck are you doing here?

1242
01:19:01,464 --> 01:19:05,014
I followed you.
I've been watching you.

1243
01:19:05,176 --> 01:19:07,270
I know what you're doing.

1244
01:19:07,428 --> 01:19:09,647
And now Janet will too.
No. You can't tell Janet.

1245
01:19:09,805 --> 01:19:14,686
Janet, the police, the evening news... I'm
telling fucking Oprah.

1246
01:19:14,852 --> 01:19:18,823
It's not fair what you're doing to her. You
know she still loves you.

1247
01:19:18,981 --> 01:19:22,110
She thinks there's hope.
She thinks there's a cure.

1248
01:19:22,276 --> 01:19:24,404
She's still trying
to work it out with you,

1249
01:19:24,570 --> 01:19:28,120
with her deadbeat, dead boyfriend.

1250
01:19:28,282 --> 01:19:33,254
Just let her go, Bart.
Let her get on with her life.

1251
01:19:33,412 --> 01:19:38,384
You've got to let me tell her.
Matty, please just give me that.

1252
01:19:38,542 --> 01:19:42,297
No. Game over.

1253
01:19:42,463 --> 01:19:48,311
Cops, Janet, and when
the sun comes up, heads off.

1254
01:19:49,845 --> 01:19:51,518
(SHOUTS) Matty!
(BANG!)

1255
01:19:54,016 --> 01:19:56,110
I will shoot you.

1256
01:19:57,353 --> 01:19:59,651
Joey, don't.

1257
01:20:00,690 --> 01:20:03,113
Matty, I'll shoot you.

1258
01:20:03,276 --> 01:20:05,028
Joey?

1259
01:20:06,529 --> 01:20:07,906
No, you won't.

1260
01:20:08,072 --> 01:20:09,824
(BANG!)

1261
01:20:15,830 --> 01:20:17,503
The fuck?

1262
01:20:17,665 --> 01:20:19,793
You heard her.
What the fuck!

1263
01:20:19,959 --> 01:20:21,961
Well, she said she was
gonna go to the cops.

1264
01:20:22,128 --> 01:20:23,755
It's Matty.

1265
01:20:23,921 --> 01:20:25,548
Yeah, it's Matty, OK?

1266
01:20:25,715 --> 01:20:27,342
The witch freak...
Just fuck up.

1267
01:20:27,508 --> 01:20:29,761
..who had a lesbo crush
on your girlfriend,

1268
01:20:29,927 --> 01:20:31,600
who was gonna go to the cops.

1269
01:20:31,762 --> 01:20:36,939
(COUGHS WEAKLY)
Joey, you're such a dick.

1270
01:20:37,977 --> 01:20:39,854
(PHONE BEEPS)

1271
01:20:42,690 --> 01:20:46,160
JOEY: Fuck Matty. Fuck Matty, dude.

1272
01:20:46,319 --> 01:20:48,287
Fuck her. Fuck her.
She was a...

1273
01:20:48,446 --> 01:20:50,915
She was gonna go to the fucking cops.
I fucking shot her.

1274
01:20:51,073 --> 01:20:52,950
Fuck her. You're fucking welcome.

1275
01:20:53,117 --> 01:20:54,619
You're just fucking pissed.
It's ringing. Shut up.

1276
01:20:54,785 --> 01:20:56,958
I had the fucking balls to do something
that you couldn't...

1277
01:20:57,121 --> 01:20:59,965
Please, dude.
..fucking do ever.

1278
01:21:01,083 --> 01:21:03,006
You're such a pussy.
Fuck! Voicemail.

1279
01:21:03,169 --> 01:21:05,547
Yeah, she's probably on the fucking
phone with the cops right now,

1280
01:21:05,713 --> 01:21:07,807
so we gotta get
the fuck out of Dodge

1281
01:21:07,965 --> 01:21:10,844
and get the fuck out of here
before the sun rises.

1282
01:21:16,307 --> 01:21:18,150
What the fuck are you doing?
Where are we?

1283
01:21:18,309 --> 01:21:20,027
Just get everything
you can at home, OK?

1284
01:21:20,186 --> 01:21:21,859
Pack everything
you can into one bag.

1285
01:21:22,021 --> 01:21:23,398
What are you talking about?

1286
01:21:23,564 --> 01:21:25,441
Or don't pack, alright?
Don't pack. I don't care.

1287
01:21:25,608 --> 01:21:28,031
Just meet me at home,
alright? I got a plan.

1288
01:21:28,194 --> 01:21:29,696
Plan?

1289
01:21:29,862 --> 01:21:31,489
It's a surprise, OK?
Yeah.

1290
01:21:31,655 --> 01:21:34,454
Look, you're gonna love it. Just
meet me at home in 30 minutes, OK?

1291
01:21:34,617 --> 01:21:36,335
30 minutes. Don't be late.

1292
01:21:40,373 --> 01:21:42,341
(KEYS JANGLE)

1293
01:21:43,501 --> 01:21:45,048
Look, I don't know
what Mathilda told you...

1294
01:21:45,211 --> 01:21:47,964
Don't. Just don't.

1295
01:21:48,130 --> 01:21:50,679
What?
Stop it, Bart.

1296
01:21:50,841 --> 01:21:52,843
(JOEY ON RECORDING)
Yeah, they're cops.

1297
01:21:53,010 --> 01:21:55,104
So what? OK?
The most corrupt dirtbag...

1298
01:21:55,262 --> 01:21:57,981
They were drug dealers, Janet.

1299
01:21:58,140 --> 01:21:59,642
JANET: Joey's a drug dealer.

1300
01:21:59,809 --> 01:22:03,404
No, it's not the same thing.
It's not the same thing at all.

1301
01:22:03,562 --> 01:22:05,485
These people... They had guns.
They had weapons.

1302
01:22:05,648 --> 01:22:07,150
Oh, so it was self-defense?

1303
01:22:07,316 --> 01:22:09,159
Yeah.

1304
01:22:09,318 --> 01:22:10,695
BART: Yes, it was.
Well, then, why...

1305
01:22:10,861 --> 01:22:15,367
We need to drink blood,
Janet. I need to.

1306
01:22:15,533 --> 01:22:18,707
Don't you get that? If I don't
get blood I will decompose.

1307
01:22:18,869 --> 01:22:20,621
I'll rot.
You can use me.

1308
01:22:20,788 --> 01:22:22,631
What?

1309
01:22:26,210 --> 01:22:28,804
I mean, you won't kill me, right?

1310
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:32,349
But you can get by
just on me, can't you?

1311
01:22:32,508 --> 01:22:33,885
You have no idea what you're saying.

1312
01:22:34,051 --> 01:22:36,270
I just want us to be together.
Don't do this, alright?

1313
01:22:36,429 --> 01:22:38,682
I want you to stay
so we can be together.

1314
01:22:39,723 --> 01:22:41,817
You don't understand.

1315
01:22:43,727 --> 01:22:45,104
Come on.

1316
01:22:45,271 --> 01:22:47,114
Please don't do this. Please don't.

1317
01:22:47,273 --> 01:22:49,992
Just take a little, just enough.

1318
01:22:54,280 --> 01:22:56,703
I want you to, baby.

1319
01:23:02,329 --> 01:23:04,297
(JANET GRUNTS)

1320
01:23:21,015 --> 01:23:24,815
(BREATHES RAPIDLY)

1321
01:23:42,661 --> 01:23:45,255
(WHIMPERS)

1322
01:23:47,166 --> 01:23:50,636
(BREATHES RAGGEDLY)

1323
01:23:54,507 --> 01:23:57,681
(MOANS)

1324
01:23:57,843 --> 01:24:01,143
Oh, God.

1325
01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:08,025
(NOVELTY CAR HORN HONKS)

1326
01:24:15,486 --> 01:24:19,366
(HONKS HORN)

1327
01:24:21,408 --> 01:24:22,910
What the fuck is that?

1328
01:24:23,077 --> 01:24:28,629
(LAUGHS) it's our new
recreational vehicle. Yeah!

1329
01:24:28,791 --> 01:24:33,592
Big, roomy, 472 big block
under the hood.

1330
01:24:33,754 --> 01:24:36,883
Oh, a killer AC so that
the corpses don't get too ripe.

1331
01:24:37,049 --> 01:24:41,270
I personally installed a 12-disc
CD changer MP3 player,

1332
01:24:41,428 --> 01:24:43,681
so the tunes, they're covered.

1333
01:24:43,847 --> 01:24:48,227
The style is apropos,
I'd say, and check it out.

1334
01:24:48,394 --> 01:24:50,146
(CHUCKLES) Yeah!

1335
01:24:50,312 --> 01:24:51,985
(JOEY INHALES DEEPLY)

1336
01:24:52,147 --> 01:24:55,993
I'm thinking Las Vegas. Huh?
Me and you go to Vegas.

1337
01:24:56,151 --> 01:24:58,279
It's open all night long.

1338
01:24:58,445 --> 01:25:02,746
Restaurants, gambling,
shows, showgirls...

1339
01:25:02,908 --> 01:25:04,330
The night-life, baby!

1340
01:25:04,493 --> 01:25:05,870
And then in the morning

1341
01:25:06,036 --> 01:25:09,791
we retire to the luxury
and safety of our two-coffin suite.

1342
01:25:09,957 --> 01:25:13,086
Yeah! What do you think, huh?

1343
01:25:13,252 --> 01:25:17,849
Oh, an endless bevy of bodacious
apple-bottomed booty,

1344
01:25:18,007 --> 01:25:20,385
a lifetime of debauchery.

1345
01:25:20,551 --> 01:25:24,272
The vigilante gunslingers
do Las Vegas.

1346
01:25:24,430 --> 01:25:25,977
What's the problem?

1347
01:25:26,140 --> 01:25:28,609
What is it?
Janet

1348
01:25:28,767 --> 01:25:30,314
What about Janet?

1349
01:25:31,854 --> 01:25:33,948
BART: I didn't mean to.
What happened to Janet? Huh?

1350
01:25:34,106 --> 01:25:36,655
JOEY: What happened to Janet?
She wanted me to do it.

1351
01:25:36,817 --> 01:25:39,411
She... She begged me to do it
and l...l got carried away.

1352
01:25:39,570 --> 01:25:44,371
What did you do, Bart?
What did you do to Janet, Bart?

1353
01:25:45,409 --> 01:25:50,040
You asshole. You stupid cunt.

1354
01:25:52,124 --> 01:25:53,797
What's the matter with you?

1355
01:25:53,959 --> 01:25:55,381
It wasn't my fault.

1356
01:25:55,544 --> 01:25:59,970
She wanted me to do it.
It was a fucking accident.

1357
01:26:00,132 --> 01:26:03,261
(SIGHS HEAVILY)

1358
01:26:05,012 --> 01:26:10,610
Well, you are going
to have to cut off her head.

1359
01:26:12,895 --> 01:26:14,397
What?

1360
01:26:14,563 --> 01:26:17,612
You want her to be like us?
Is that what you want?

1361
01:26:17,775 --> 01:26:19,527
You want her to come
back from the dead

1362
01:26:19,693 --> 01:26:23,664
and roam the earth
in Search of human blood?

1363
01:26:25,032 --> 01:26:27,410
You don't have self-control.

1364
01:26:27,576 --> 01:26:31,626
She loves you and
you use her for food.

1365
01:26:31,789 --> 01:26:33,211
(SCOFFS)

1366
01:26:33,374 --> 01:26:37,095
You are such an asshole.

1367
01:26:44,968 --> 01:26:46,641
I slept with her.

1368
01:26:46,804 --> 01:26:48,556
What?

1369
01:26:48,722 --> 01:26:51,646
I fucked Janet after your funeral.

1370
01:26:51,809 --> 01:26:55,939
She was looking for a shoulder
to cry on and I fucked her.

1371
01:26:58,732 --> 01:27:00,359
You?

1372
01:27:00,526 --> 01:27:04,781
(LAUGHS) Bullshit.
Bull-fucking-shit. Fuck you.

1373
01:27:07,032 --> 01:27:09,080
(WHISPERS) She was
all over me, dude.

1374
01:27:10,160 --> 01:27:12,538
She was all over me, dude.

1375
01:27:12,705 --> 01:27:17,506
We came back here, got drunk,
and then we screwed.

1376
01:27:17,668 --> 01:27:19,887
(CHUCKLES) We did it all night.

1377
01:27:20,045 --> 01:27:23,515
It was crazy. We were like demons.

1378
01:27:23,674 --> 01:27:27,554
You fucked my girlfriend?
After I died, you fucked my girlfriend?

1379
01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:30,769
What do you care? You were
never gonna marry her.

1380
01:27:30,931 --> 01:27:33,980
She waited for you to come home
so that you could marry her.

1381
01:27:34,143 --> 01:27:35,895
But you were never
gonna marry her,

1382
01:27:36,061 --> 01:27:37,688
whether or not you came home alive.

1383
01:27:37,855 --> 01:27:40,654
You've been draining her blood
way before you killed her.

1384
01:27:40,816 --> 01:27:42,989
You've been a vampire for years.

1385
01:27:43,152 --> 01:27:45,405
You fucked Janet.
You killed Janet.

1386
01:27:45,571 --> 01:27:48,415
Oh. You're gonna shoot me?

1387
01:27:48,574 --> 01:27:49,917
Yeah.
Huh?

1388
01:27:50,075 --> 01:27:52,749
You're gonna shoot me?
Well, come on and do it, faggot.

1389
01:27:52,911 --> 01:27:54,288
Do it.
I will.

1390
01:27:54,455 --> 01:27:57,083
I want you to shoot me.
Come on. Do it, cockbag.

1391
01:27:57,249 --> 01:27:59,047
(SINGS) I'd fucked your girlfriend

1392
01:27:59,209 --> 01:28:01,712
I'd fucked your girlfriend... I'd
Shut up. Shut the fuck up.

1393
01:28:01,879 --> 01:28:04,883
You were my best friend
and you fucked my girlfriend.

1394
01:28:05,048 --> 01:28:08,678
What we did wasn't fucking.
No, no, no. It was more than that.

1395
01:28:08,844 --> 01:28:11,313
She had all this pent-up
remorse up inside her.

1396
01:28:11,472 --> 01:28:13,224
She had to get it
out of her somehow.

1397
01:28:13,390 --> 01:28:16,815
That's where I came in
and I came in.

1398
01:28:16,977 --> 01:28:18,729
That's right. She was...
She was like an animal.

1399
01:28:18,896 --> 01:28:23,447
She was like a cat. It was fucking dirty.
It was fucking nasty.

1400
01:28:23,609 --> 01:28:25,577
It was insane.
Shut the fuck up.

1401
01:28:25,736 --> 01:28:26,703
(BANG)

1402
01:28:26,862 --> 01:28:29,365
Oh, you're such a dick.

1403
01:28:29,531 --> 01:28:30,908
(JOEY GRUNTS)

1404
01:28:31,074 --> 01:28:32,872
You fucking douche-bag.
You were aiming for my head.

1405
01:28:33,035 --> 01:28:34,002
Oh, yeah?

1406
01:28:34,161 --> 01:28:37,916
(CROCKERY CLATTERS)
OW! Fuck!

1407
01:28:38,081 --> 01:28:41,836
That was my fucking ear.
You fucking shot my ear.

1408
01:28:43,086 --> 01:28:45,009
Ow! Fuck you.

1409
01:28:45,172 --> 01:28:47,140
(BANG!)
Oh, fuck.

1410
01:28:47,299 --> 01:28:50,849
(SHOUTS) Shit.
Fucking cockmonger.

1411
01:28:51,011 --> 01:28:52,684
(YELLS)
JOEY: Cockmonger?

1412
01:28:52,846 --> 01:28:54,223
Jeez.

1413
01:28:54,389 --> 01:28:56,858
(JOEY PANTS) You're a Judas.

1414
01:28:57,017 --> 01:29:02,274
Ow! You... Stop shooting me.
You are the worst friend.

1415
01:29:02,439 --> 01:29:04,282
(GROANS)
BART: Fuck you, dick.

1416
01:29:04,441 --> 01:29:05,943
(YELLS)

1417
01:29:06,109 --> 01:29:08,032
(PANTS BREATHLESSLY)

1418
01:29:08,195 --> 01:29:10,664
F...

1419
01:29:11,990 --> 01:29:13,207
Bitch.

1420
01:29:14,326 --> 01:29:15,794
(GROANS)

1421
01:29:15,953 --> 01:29:18,126
Shooting your balls.

1422
01:29:23,544 --> 01:29:26,013
(SPITS AND BURPS)

1423
01:29:28,257 --> 01:29:30,601
(RUMMAGING)

1424
01:29:33,595 --> 01:29:35,939
Hey, hey. No.

1425
01:29:39,893 --> 01:29:42,066
What happened to us?

1426
01:29:45,440 --> 01:29:47,534
You happened to us.

1427
01:29:47,693 --> 01:29:49,161
(GURGLES)

1428
01:29:49,319 --> 01:29:50,946
(BART SPLUTTERS)

1429
01:29:52,739 --> 01:29:55,162
Find your own ride
into the afterlife.

1430
01:29:55,325 --> 01:29:58,955
Joey's going to Las Vegas.

1431
01:29:59,121 --> 01:30:03,422
(KNOCKING ON CEILING)

1432
01:30:04,960 --> 01:30:09,841
Go to sleep, Mrs Agmanic.
There's nothing to see here.

1433
01:30:13,093 --> 01:30:17,394
(POIGNANT MUSIC)

1434
01:30:27,024 --> 01:30:29,777
(BART BREATHES HEAVILY)

1435
01:30:29,943 --> 01:30:31,570
Alright.

1436
01:30:36,116 --> 01:30:38,995
(SQUELCHING)

1437
01:30:39,161 --> 01:30:42,836
(DISTANT SIRENS)

1438
01:30:49,212 --> 01:30:52,512
(POIGNANT MUSIC CONTINUES)

1439
01:31:11,234 --> 01:31:12,201
MAN: Freeze!

1440
01:31:12,361 --> 01:31:17,242
(SIREN WAILS)
(HELICOPTER HOVERS)

1441
01:31:26,416 --> 01:31:29,511
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1442
01:31:48,313 --> 01:31:51,783
(REPORTERS SPEAK ALL AT ONCE)

1443
01:31:54,236 --> 01:31:56,785
JOEY: Hey, baby. How are you doing?
Get in the car, huh?

1444
01:31:56,947 --> 01:31:59,370
You want to party?
You want to party?

1445
01:31:59,533 --> 01:32:01,661
It's hot in here.
I got too much money.

1446
01:32:01,827 --> 01:32:03,750
Get in the fucking car, hon.

1447
01:32:03,912 --> 01:32:05,414
(TYRES SQUEAL) What the fuck?

1448
01:32:05,580 --> 01:32:09,050
Get the fuck out of my... You guys
do not want to fuck with me.

1449
01:32:09,209 --> 01:32:11,211
Do you understand?
MAN: Get out!

1450
01:32:11,378 --> 01:32:14,257
What the fuck?

1451
01:32:14,423 --> 01:32:17,893
Fucking... You...
I'll fucking kill you. Fuck.

1452
01:32:18,051 --> 01:32:22,602
What the fuck
is going on? Holy shit.

1453
01:32:29,271 --> 01:32:33,276
Who the fuck are you guys?
What the fuck?

1454
01:32:33,442 --> 01:32:36,491
Surprise, surprise, homie.
We been looking all over for you.

1455
01:32:36,653 --> 01:32:38,121
Remember me, ese?

1456
01:32:38,280 --> 01:32:43,286
Oh, yeah. Benny. Gay kid from gym
class. Look at you. You filled out.

1457
01:32:43,452 --> 01:32:45,671
(PUNCHES) (GROANS) oh, fuck.

1458
01:32:45,829 --> 01:32:48,878
I want you to take
a close look at me, man.

1459
01:32:49,041 --> 01:32:51,669
Look at my fucking eyes.

1460
01:32:51,835 --> 01:32:57,592
Oh, yuck. Oh. Should
have used more rocks.

1461
01:32:57,758 --> 01:32:59,431
That's right, man.

1462
01:32:59,593 --> 01:33:02,597
You didn't figure it out, did you?

1463
01:33:02,763 --> 01:33:05,186
Fuck, man. It took me
a long time too, man.

1464
01:33:05,348 --> 01:33:08,978
But you got to out off the heads
before they come back to life, homie.

1465
01:33:09,144 --> 01:33:11,943
You got to cut off the head.

1466
01:33:12,105 --> 01:33:16,576
I woke up in a fucking lake, man.
Fishes were eating my eyelids.

1467
01:33:16,735 --> 01:33:19,329
God, it's disgusting.
I'm a fucking freak, man.

1468
01:33:19,488 --> 01:33:22,617
Can I be honest? You look great.
You wear it well.

1469
01:33:22,783 --> 01:33:24,501
Shut the fuck up, man.

1470
01:33:24,659 --> 01:33:29,005
I got a family, homie. You know that?
Two daughters, ese. Mi vieja.

1471
01:33:29,164 --> 01:33:31,212
How's my fucking jefita
gonna see me, man?

1472
01:33:31,374 --> 01:33:32,796
She's gonna have
a fucking heart attack.

1473
01:33:32,959 --> 01:33:34,336
(SHOUTS) You made me like this.

1474
01:33:34,503 --> 01:33:36,301
I did not do this, man.
You did this!

1475
01:33:36,463 --> 01:33:39,842
No, I did not. I did not do this.
My fucking friend did that to you.

1476
01:33:40,008 --> 01:33:42,727
And he's not even my friend anymore.
He's a fucking asshole.

1477
01:33:42,886 --> 01:33:44,263
But I'm gonna find him for you

1478
01:33:44,429 --> 01:33:46,431
and I'm gonna tell him,
“Important safety tip...

1479
01:33:46,598 --> 01:33:50,478
“we got to cut off the heads
before they come back to life.”

1480
01:33:50,644 --> 01:33:52,021
I'll tell him.

1481
01:33:52,187 --> 01:33:54,189
You tell him that, homie.
JOEY: Uh-huh.

1482
01:33:54,356 --> 01:33:56,279
But I'm gonna show you
one last thing.

1483
01:33:56,441 --> 01:33:57,317
OK.

1484
01:33:57,484 --> 01:34:00,078
(GROANS) Oh, God. What are
you fucking doing, guys?

1485
01:34:00,237 --> 01:34:01,739
Let's just talk about this, huh?

1486
01:34:01,905 --> 01:34:03,907
Let's not do things we're
going to regret tomorrow!

1487
01:34:04,074 --> 01:34:06,702
You want to talk, homie?
You want to talk?

1488
01:34:06,868 --> 01:34:08,290
Come on!
I can't hear you.

1489
01:34:08,453 --> 01:34:11,332
You want to talk?
What do you want to talk about?

1490
01:34:11,498 --> 01:34:15,469
Oh, fuck this. I'm gonna leave.
I'm just gonna get out of here.

1491
01:34:15,627 --> 01:34:17,004
Ready?
Oh, Jesus.

1492
01:34:17,170 --> 01:34:20,390
On three. On three.
On three. You ready? One.

1493
01:34:20,549 --> 01:34:23,928
Jesus fucking Christ.

1494
01:34:26,596 --> 01:34:28,473
(JOEY WHIMPERS)

1495
01:34:31,852 --> 01:34:34,731
(JOEY MOANS)

1496
01:34:42,070 --> 01:34:44,619
(SPLUTTERS)

1497
01:34:52,247 --> 01:34:56,718
(COUGHING)

1498
01:35:00,672 --> 01:35:06,179
What the fuck?
What the... What the fuck?

1499
01:35:06,344 --> 01:35:10,815
(BREATHES HEAVILY) Shit.

1500
01:35:18,690 --> 01:35:20,692
What the...

1501
01:35:20,859 --> 01:35:24,580
Jesus. Do they do this
to me on purpose?

1502
01:35:25,697 --> 01:35:27,825
(CRASH!)
OW!

1503
01:35:30,285 --> 01:35:32,253
Hello.

1504
01:35:32,412 --> 01:35:35,040
(YELLS)
(SCREAMS)

1505
01:35:35,207 --> 01:35:38,211
(GAGS)

1506
01:35:40,086 --> 01:35:42,305
Shit.

1507
01:35:44,591 --> 01:35:48,266
(PANTS BREATHLESSLY)

1508
01:36:06,446 --> 01:36:11,953
OK. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, my fucking...

1509
01:36:14,871 --> 01:36:16,714
Fuck.

1510
01:36:17,749 --> 01:36:21,845
Joey? Joey?

1511
01:36:24,214 --> 01:36:26,842
Joey!

1512
01:36:28,176 --> 01:36:30,429
Oh, fuck, Joey.

1513
01:36:37,811 --> 01:36:41,861
What the fuck, Joe?
What the fuck!

1514
01:36:44,901 --> 01:36:47,199
What the fuck?

1515
01:36:47,362 --> 01:36:48,739
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

1516
01:36:48,905 --> 01:36:51,283
Who the fuck would
do this to you, man?

1517
01:36:51,449 --> 01:36:54,828
(MOUTHS SILENTLY)

1518
01:36:54,995 --> 01:36:58,420
What's that? What's that?

1519
01:36:58,581 --> 01:37:00,333
Mi... Miaow?

1520
01:37:00,500 --> 01:37:05,381
Huh? What? Who?

1521
01:37:13,680 --> 01:37:15,273
(VIBRATING)

1522
01:37:17,517 --> 01:37:20,817
(VOICE VIBRATES)
You gotta be kidding me.

1523
01:37:20,979 --> 01:37:24,199
Ohhh.

1524
01:37:25,233 --> 01:37:27,702
Ohhh.

1525
01:37:27,861 --> 01:37:30,330
You're such a dick.

1526
01:37:30,488 --> 01:37:32,490
Dude, what the fuck?

1527
01:37:32,657 --> 01:37:35,661
Where'd you find this? Your purse?

1528
01:37:35,827 --> 01:37:39,127
I should have chopped off your head
when I had the chance.

1529
01:37:39,289 --> 01:37:41,212
Who the fuck would do this to you?

1530
01:37:41,374 --> 01:37:44,674
Miguel. Miguel did this to me.

1531
01:37:44,836 --> 01:37:46,679
Miguel?

1532
01:37:46,838 --> 01:37:48,306
Miguel?
The gangbanger.

1533
01:37:48,465 --> 01:37:51,594
Oh, the gangbanger? What the fuck?
I thought we killed him.

1534
01:37:51,760 --> 01:37:55,105
I told you we needed
to use more rocks.

1535
01:37:55,263 --> 01:37:57,140
You gotta get out of here

1536
01:37:57,307 --> 01:38:00,277
before they come here and do
a Daniel Pearl on your ass too.

1537
01:38:00,435 --> 01:38:03,689
(LAUGHS)

1538
01:38:09,861 --> 01:38:12,205
Fucking shit.

1539
01:38:13,615 --> 01:38:16,368
If anybody needs a belt
right now it's you, huh?

1540
01:38:27,420 --> 01:38:31,721
Oh, fuck, Joey.
What are we going to do?

1541
01:38:31,883 --> 01:38:35,228
(SPEAKS INAUDIBLY)

1542
01:38:35,387 --> 01:38:38,732
What's that, buddy?

1543
01:38:38,890 --> 01:38:40,642
(VIBRATING)

1544
01:38:40,809 --> 01:38:42,277
What's that?

1545
01:38:42,435 --> 01:38:46,656
Bart, you gotta kill me.

1546
01:38:46,815 --> 01:38:48,192
What's that?

1547
01:38:48,358 --> 01:38:50,781
You gotta kill me, man.

1548
01:38:50,944 --> 01:38:53,163
You want me to kill you?

1549
01:38:53,321 --> 01:38:58,202
I can't go through eternity talking with
a fucking dildo on my throat.

1550
01:38:58,368 --> 01:38:59,790
How the fuck...

1551
01:38:59,953 --> 01:39:05,175
Bart. Bart, you got to figure out
a way to kill me.

1552
01:39:05,333 --> 01:39:10,089
Figure it out.
I can't live like this.

1553
01:39:10,255 --> 01:39:12,223
I can't.

1554
01:39:12,382 --> 01:39:17,513
You gotta fucking kill me, man.
You gotta kill me, Bart.

1555
01:39:18,555 --> 01:39:20,102
(ENGINE REVS)

1556
01:39:20,265 --> 01:39:21,812
(TYRES SCREECH)

1557
01:39:40,076 --> 01:39:43,205
(CRIES SOFTLY)

1558
01:39:45,331 --> 01:39:47,425
Joey...

1559
01:39:48,835 --> 01:39:50,837
..I want you to know something.

1560
01:39:51,004 --> 01:39:53,257
I gotta tell you something.

1561
01:39:54,340 --> 01:39:58,686
Most people die before they ever get
a chance to tell people this shit.

1562
01:39:58,845 --> 01:40:01,064
I just want you to know that...

1563
01:40:05,393 --> 01:40:07,521
..I love you.

1564
01:40:09,522 --> 01:40:10,899
I love you, Joe.

1565
01:40:11,065 --> 01:40:14,365
And I don't fuckin' mean that
in a gay way.

1566
01:40:14,527 --> 01:40:16,746
It's a platonic thing, OK?

1567
01:40:16,905 --> 01:40:19,704
(MOUTHS SILENTLY)

1568
01:40:20,909 --> 01:40:23,753
I don't care that you fucked Janet, OK?

1569
01:40:23,912 --> 01:40:26,415
You're my best friend. I fuckin' love you.

1570
01:40:28,458 --> 01:40:30,176
I always have.

1571
01:40:34,964 --> 01:40:37,012
Alright, buddy, that's it.

1572
01:40:37,175 --> 01:40:39,678
That's it. it's all I had to say.

1573
01:40:42,263 --> 01:40:44,186
Goodbye, buddy.

1574
01:40:53,608 --> 01:40:55,736
You're my best friend,
you always will be.

1575
01:40:55,902 --> 01:40:58,951
I would always regret it
if I didn't tell you that.

1576
01:41:21,553 --> 01:41:24,523
(POIGNANT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

1577
01:41:24,681 --> 01:41:27,810
(SIRENS WAIL IN THE DISTANCE)

1578
01:42:07,098 --> 01:42:09,021
(POIGNANT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
CONTINUES)

1579
01:42:09,183 --> 01:42:11,151
(WOMAN SINGS OPERATICALLY)

1580
01:42:11,311 --> 01:42:14,440
(CHOKES)

1581
01:42:19,986 --> 01:42:21,363
Fuck.

1582
01:42:21,529 --> 01:42:24,658
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1583
01:42:55,313 --> 01:42:58,442
(TRAIN APPROACHES)

1584
01:42:59,525 --> 01:43:01,072
(CRUNCH!)

1585
01:43:16,542 --> 01:43:19,512
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1586
01:43:19,671 --> 01:43:21,218
BART: Fuck!

1587
01:43:59,168 --> 01:44:02,297
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1588
01:44:49,010 --> 01:44:52,139
(MUSIC ENDS)

1589
01:44:53,222 --> 01:44:56,351
(CRIES)

1590
01:44:59,729 --> 01:45:01,276
WOMAN: Are you OK?

1591
01:45:08,988 --> 01:45:12,333
(EERIE MUSIC)

1592
01:45:16,245 --> 01:45:18,964
(SPEAKS SPANISH)

1593
01:45:25,880 --> 01:45:28,053
(TRAIN WHEELS SCREECH)

1594
01:45:29,133 --> 01:45:31,477
(MEN CONVERSE IN SPANISH)

1595
01:45:31,636 --> 01:45:32,512
Hey!

1596
01:45:32,678 --> 01:45:34,851
(SPEAKS SPANISH)

1597
01:45:35,014 --> 01:45:39,019
(PEOPLE EXCLAIM AND SCREAM)

1598
01:45:39,185 --> 01:45:42,906
MAN ON P.A.: Security code above...

1599
01:45:43,064 --> 01:45:45,863
...levels four and five.

1600
01:45:50,321 --> 01:45:53,325
WOMAN ON P.A.:
Security to levels four and five.

1601
01:45:53,491 --> 01:45:56,290
Freeze!
WOMAN ON P.A.: Security code...

1602
01:45:56,452 --> 01:45:58,295
(PE0PLE SCREAM)

1603
01:45:59,914 --> 01:46:01,712
ughnns

1604
01:46:01,874 --> 01:46:05,048
(YELLS) Ahhhh!

1605
01:46:08,548 --> 01:46:10,391
Arggh!

1606
01:46:11,926 --> 01:46:14,395
(WOMAN SCREAMS)

1607
01:46:14,554 --> 01:46:17,683
(SIRENS WAIL)

1608
01:46:21,727 --> 01:46:24,856
(SPEAKS SPANISH)

1609
01:46:37,410 --> 01:46:40,459
(HELICOPTERS APPROACH)
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

1610
01:46:40,621 --> 01:46:42,999
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1611
01:46:45,543 --> 01:46:47,796
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

1612
01:46:47,962 --> 01:46:50,636
MAN ON MEGAPHONE:
Stop what you're doing.

1613
01:46:50,798 --> 01:46:53,642
Freeze. Put your hands in the air.

1614
01:46:53,801 --> 01:46:55,644
Get on your knees.

1615
01:46:55,803 --> 01:46:58,522
Both hands in the air.

1616
01:46:58,681 --> 01:47:01,685
Show me your hands. Both hands.

1617
01:47:01,851 --> 01:47:04,730
I need to see both hands
in the air right now.

1618
01:47:04,896 --> 01:47:06,990
Hold your fire, hold your fire.

1619
01:47:07,148 --> 01:47:09,276
Show us your hands.

1620
01:47:09,442 --> 01:47:11,820
(ALARM KLAXON WAILS)

1621
01:47:15,990 --> 01:47:18,163
Hold your fire!

1622
01:47:30,963 --> 01:47:34,718
(LOW WHOOSHING)

1623
01:47:52,944 --> 01:47:56,118
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1624
01:48:04,288 --> 01:48:06,757
Fire! Fire! Fire!

1625
01:48:20,554 --> 01:48:23,683
(SOMBRE MUSIC)

1626
01:48:54,422 --> 01:48:57,551
(POIGNANT MUSIC)

1627
01:49:47,641 --> 01:49:49,518
WOMAN: They're awakening.

1628
01:49:49,685 --> 01:49:53,861
It is 6:15, precisely sunset.

1629
01:49:55,066 --> 01:49:57,364
Uh, will everyone please step in?

1630
01:49:57,526 --> 01:49:58,903
You can see better.

1631
01:49:59,070 --> 01:50:01,118
They're just awakening now.

1632
01:50:01,280 --> 01:50:02,827
(PEOPLE MURMUR)

1633
01:50:02,990 --> 01:50:04,708
This subject...

1634
01:50:05,826 --> 01:50:07,794
..98240...

1635
01:50:07,953 --> 01:50:11,833
..was found in its lifeless state
at its previous place of employment

1636
01:50:11,999 --> 01:50:14,627
on September 17,
two months after initial death.

1637
01:50:14,794 --> 01:50:17,263
That night at the morgue -
and this is typical...

1638
01:50:17,421 --> 01:50:19,423
it resumed its animated state.

1639
01:50:19,590 --> 01:50:21,718
They called local authorities
who subdued it,

1640
01:50:21,884 --> 01:50:23,557
who then contacted the WHO.

1641
01:50:23,719 --> 01:50:25,437
DNA samples revealed this to be

1642
01:50:25,596 --> 01:50:28,566
the body of a man who died
more than 14 weeks ago.

1643
01:50:29,809 --> 01:50:33,985
Subject 984240.

1644
01:50:34,146 --> 01:50:37,320
Cutting off the heads during the day
when they are inanimate

1645
01:50:37,483 --> 01:50:41,238
has been sufficient, in most cases,
to keep the subject from rising again.

1646
01:50:41,403 --> 01:50:45,408
Subject 687002.

1647
01:50:45,574 --> 01:50:47,451
After testing on four subjects,

1648
01:50:47,618 --> 01:50:51,543
it was found that impalement alone
often does not prevent reanimation.

1649
01:50:51,705 --> 01:50:54,879
However, when used in conjunction
with decapitation,

1650
01:50:55,042 --> 01:50:57,761
seems to ensure permanent death.

1651
01:50:57,920 --> 01:51:00,764
Now, decapitation has
an interesting effect

1652
01:51:00,923 --> 01:51:03,722
while they're in the animated state.

1653
01:51:03,884 --> 01:51:09,106
This subject, 991560,
was decapitated four days ago

1654
01:51:09,265 --> 01:51:13,020
during the night while it was animate
and the head still fully functioned.

1655
01:51:13,185 --> 01:51:15,404
Well, it seemed to be fully aware.

1656
01:51:15,563 --> 01:51:20,615
Now, short of incinerating the head,
we don't know how to discharge it.

1657
01:51:20,776 --> 01:51:24,576
Uh, how is the infection transmitted?

1658
01:51:24,738 --> 01:51:28,242
We've not been able to show
any known aetiologies for this condition.

1659
01:51:28,409 --> 01:51:31,413
No-one's been able to isolate
a viral or bacterial infection

1660
01:51:31,579 --> 01:51:32,956
that would facilitate transmission.

1661
01:51:33,122 --> 01:51:36,501
DNA testing has shown
no genetic predisposition

1662
01:51:36,667 --> 01:51:38,761
for post-mortem reanimation.

1663
01:51:38,919 --> 01:51:41,672
We are looking at something
completely new.

1664
01:51:41,839 --> 01:51:46,015
MAN: Completely new?
Completely ancient.

1665
01:51:52,516 --> 01:51:55,611
Subject 9890052.

1666
01:51:55,769 --> 01:51:58,192
His corpse went missing
from the mortuary embalming room

1667
01:51:58,355 --> 01:51:59,732
for nine weeks.

1668
01:51:59,899 --> 01:52:02,072
We just recovered him this morning.

1669
01:52:02,234 --> 01:52:04,487
He might be the alpha infection subject,

1670
01:52:04,653 --> 01:52:08,078
meaning we don't know
how many others he might've infected.

1671
01:52:08,240 --> 01:52:09,958
And he's military.

1672
01:52:10,117 --> 01:52:12,290
Well, the lab results
haven't come back yet.

1673
01:52:12,453 --> 01:52:15,673
We believe that he is
Second Lieutenant Gregory, US Army.

1674
01:52:15,831 --> 01:52:18,675
Served three consecutive tours of duty
in Fallujah and Baghdad.

1675
01:52:18,834 --> 01:52:22,054
Killed in battle October 8.

1676
01:52:25,549 --> 01:52:28,052
Lieutenant Gregory, is that right?

1677
01:52:31,430 --> 01:52:33,853
How did it happen, son?

1678
01:52:35,976 --> 01:52:38,070
Guess I just lost my way.

1679
01:52:39,313 --> 01:52:40,860
OFFICER: Army.

1680
01:52:41,941 --> 01:52:43,864
Good.

1681
01:52:44,026 --> 01:52:45,699
You'll have an advantage.

1682
01:52:45,861 --> 01:52:48,990
(CROWD MURMURS)

1683
01:52:50,532 --> 01:52:53,661
(GENTLE GUITAR MUSIC)

1684
01:53:05,464 --> 01:53:09,719
SONG: ♫ You've come too late
for the party

1685
01:53:11,887 --> 01:53:15,266
♫ It started after the show

1686
01:53:18,978 --> 01:53:23,404
♫ The curtain fell
and the lights went down... ♫

1687
01:53:23,565 --> 01:53:26,068
(ALARM KLAXON BLARES)

1688
01:53:26,235 --> 01:53:29,364
(MECHANICAL DOOR WHINES)

1689
01:53:32,533 --> 01:53:36,413
♫ There's no-one left in the ballroom

1690
01:53:39,290 --> 01:53:43,136
♫ The only ones left inside

1691
01:53:45,671 --> 01:53:49,392
♫ Are the ghosts of all of the actors

1692
01:53:49,550 --> 01:53:53,350
♫ To whom you never have time

1693
01:53:53,512 --> 01:53:56,391
♫ To wish goodbye

1694
01:53:58,934 --> 01:54:02,188
♫ And now you see

1695
01:54:02,354 --> 01:54:05,858
♫ How it's gonna be

1696
01:54:07,526 --> 01:54:11,201
♫ And it's gonna be your nightmare

1697
01:54:12,364 --> 01:54:15,288
♫ And now you see

1698
01:54:15,451 --> 01:54:19,376
♫ How it's gonna be

1699
01:54:20,914 --> 01:54:26,637
♫ And it ain't no fuckin' picnic down here

1700
01:54:26,795 --> 01:54:29,765
♫ And if I find you

1701
01:54:29,923 --> 01:54:33,553
♫ Waiting here for me

1702
01:54:34,887 --> 01:54:37,857
♫ When I get back home

1703
01:54:40,100 --> 01:54:45,197
♫ And if I find you waiting

1704
01:54:45,356 --> 01:54:48,280
♫ Waiting on the other side

1705
01:54:48,442 --> 01:54:52,413
♫ With Kool-Aid and your Pumas on

1706
01:55:07,461 --> 01:55:11,887
♫ Trees in a blood-red sky

1707
01:55:13,801 --> 01:55:19,479
♫ The dirt smells like leaves
from last year

1708
01:55:20,557 --> 01:55:25,939
♫ I remember you standing there

1709
01:55:26,105 --> 01:55:29,075
♫ Just like the photo I took

1710
01:55:29,233 --> 01:55:33,409
♫ That I cannot look at anymore

1711
01:55:34,488 --> 01:55:40,416
♫ Stacked in shoeboxes by the fire

1712
01:55:42,788 --> 01:55:47,715
♫ Awaiting their destruction at my hands

1713
01:55:47,876 --> 01:55:53,804
♫ Empty shoeboxes burning higher

1714
01:55:56,510 --> 01:56:01,391
♫ Burning, blowing ashes in the sand

1715
01:56:01,557 --> 01:56:04,527
♫ And if I find you

1716
01:56:04,685 --> 01:56:08,315
♫ Waiting here for me

1717
01:56:09,523 --> 01:56:12,618
♫ When I get back home

1718
01:56:14,862 --> 01:56:19,743
♫ And if I find you waiting

1719
01:56:19,908 --> 01:56:23,037
♫ Waiting on the other side

1720
01:56:23,203 --> 01:56:27,174
♫ With Kool-Aid and your Pumas

1721
01:56:28,792 --> 01:56:33,172
♫ And you just arrived

1722
01:56:35,674 --> 01:56:41,022
♫ But you know
that you've been here before

1723
01:56:42,598 --> 01:56:46,353
♫ So pull out your knife

1724
01:56:46,518 --> 01:56:50,614
♫ And carve your steaming carcass
on the floor. ♫