1 00:00:00,266 --> 00:00:03,036 (Dynamic music) 2 00:00:03,136 --> 00:00:05,605 ♪ 3 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:15,115 (Text on screen) 4 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:19,285 - [singing] MTV 5 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:21,286 - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race"... 6 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:24,289 Each of you needs to create an original outfit 7 00:00:24,423 --> 00:00:26,792 inspired by Betsey Johnson. 8 00:00:26,925 --> 00:00:28,561 - Hello, ladies! 9 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,230 [cheering] 10 00:00:30,362 --> 00:00:31,498 - Kori King. 11 00:00:31,631 --> 00:00:35,000 - I would have really garbaged that dress up. 12 00:00:35,134 --> 00:00:37,137 - Lydia Butthole Kollins. 13 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:38,704 - There's just a few things that are off 14 00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:40,372 on the fit about this. 15 00:00:40,506 --> 00:00:41,774 - Lexi Love. 16 00:00:41,908 --> 00:00:43,209 This is absolutely fantastic. 17 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:44,476 Well done. 18 00:00:44,610 --> 00:00:45,878 Jewels Sparkles. 19 00:00:46,012 --> 00:00:47,847 - That is the collection. 20 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:49,249 - Condragulations. 21 00:00:49,381 --> 00:00:50,917 You are the winner of this week's challenge. 22 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,185 - Oh, my God. 23 00:00:52,317 --> 00:00:53,987 - Lydia Butthole Kollins, 24 00:00:54,119 --> 00:00:55,688 shantay, you stay. 25 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:58,991 Kori Scott King, sashay away. 26 00:01:07,466 --> 00:01:08,400 - Ugh. 27 00:01:08,534 --> 00:01:09,402 - Child. 28 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:12,138 - That was so blegh. 29 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:14,373 - It is "Romeo and Juliet" up in here. 30 00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:17,343 - Lydia and Kori, two star-crossed lovers, 31 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:20,680 lip synced against each other to "Kiss Me Deadly," 32 00:01:20,813 --> 00:01:23,115 and Lydia kissed her deadly. 33 00:01:23,248 --> 00:01:27,253 This is a Shakespearean tragedy, and I love it. 34 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:28,454 - Oh, my God. 35 00:01:28,587 --> 00:01:30,222 - It says good night, kingdom. 36 00:01:30,355 --> 00:01:31,290 - Aw. - Aw. 37 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,558 - I think this is the least amount 38 00:01:32,691 --> 00:01:34,227 of words Kori has ever said. - Girl, I know. 39 00:01:34,359 --> 00:01:35,295 I said, that's all? 40 00:01:35,427 --> 00:01:36,495 - But it looks a little incomplete. 41 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:37,996 I'm going to just-- 42 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:39,299 - Aw. 43 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:40,766 - How do you feel right now? 44 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:44,269 - I feel so happy to be here. 45 00:01:44,403 --> 00:01:47,239 I am really sad that Kori is not going to be here. 46 00:01:47,373 --> 00:01:49,808 I could not even look at Ru or the judges in the eyes 47 00:01:49,942 --> 00:01:51,210 when she was, like, announcing who stayed. 48 00:01:51,343 --> 00:01:52,245 - Bitch, it was you or her, so. 49 00:01:52,378 --> 00:01:53,245 - Yeah. 50 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:54,614 I'm glad it was me. 51 00:01:54,746 --> 00:01:55,948 But I'm sorry, Kori. 52 00:01:56,081 --> 00:01:56,950 - Bye, Kori. 53 00:01:57,082 --> 00:01:58,251 - Bye, Kori! 54 00:01:58,384 --> 00:02:01,186 - I am trying my absolute hardest 55 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,423 to not let this get to me, but there was 56 00:02:03,555 --> 00:02:06,025 something special about what Kori and I 57 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:07,727 were doing here together. 58 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,562 It feels great to have survived, 59 00:02:09,695 --> 00:02:12,164 but there's a deep sadness running through my body 60 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:13,566 right now. 61 00:02:13,699 --> 00:02:15,235 - Congratulations to Jewels! 62 00:02:15,367 --> 00:02:16,235 - [screams] 63 00:02:16,368 --> 00:02:17,637 - Congratulations, Jewelsy! 64 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:19,605 - I got my first win. 65 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:21,674 I feel like I can finally see the finish line, 66 00:02:21,807 --> 00:02:23,575 when before it was just a blurry vision. 67 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:27,447 And it was a slow burn, but bitch, Jewels is here. 68 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:29,149 And she's here to sparkle. 69 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:30,415 - How do you feel, Lexi? 70 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:31,417 - Lexi, are you OK? 71 00:02:31,550 --> 00:02:32,418 - Hey, Jewels. 72 00:02:32,551 --> 00:02:33,953 You look amazing. 73 00:02:34,086 --> 00:02:34,954 So I get it. 74 00:02:35,087 --> 00:02:36,823 Please don't take any of my energy 75 00:02:36,955 --> 00:02:38,758 as anything trying to take it away from you. 76 00:02:38,891 --> 00:02:41,593 Just you know me and my inner saboteur, honey. 77 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:43,329 I am my own biggest enemy, and I just am 78 00:02:43,462 --> 00:02:44,764 beating myself up. 79 00:02:44,897 --> 00:02:47,467 I feel like the blushing bride that definitely 80 00:02:47,599 --> 00:02:49,269 was left at the altar. 81 00:02:49,401 --> 00:02:51,604 I won talent show. 82 00:02:51,737 --> 00:02:54,674 Now I have not won anything else yet though. 83 00:02:54,806 --> 00:02:56,575 - I love this look. 84 00:02:56,709 --> 00:02:58,277 For me, this is not a bottom two look. 85 00:02:58,411 --> 00:03:00,479 - I do think there were other looks that possibly could have 86 00:03:00,612 --> 00:03:02,048 taken my place in the bottom. 87 00:03:02,181 --> 00:03:03,917 - Like who? - You. 88 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:04,984 - Me? 89 00:03:05,117 --> 00:03:06,451 - Girl, what? 90 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:07,854 Are you that delusional? 91 00:03:07,986 --> 00:03:09,989 - I mean, it is a bra and a skirt, but. 92 00:03:10,122 --> 00:03:11,223 - But it's well done. 93 00:03:11,356 --> 00:03:12,792 - It is a very tailored bra and skirt. 94 00:03:12,925 --> 00:03:14,760 - And it looks like you skinned a dead cat. 95 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:15,762 - Oh. Thank you. 96 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:16,829 - She did. 97 00:03:16,962 --> 00:03:19,498 [laughter] 98 00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:21,133 - What are the statistics at this point? 99 00:03:21,266 --> 00:03:24,336 - We have three girls with two wins: Onya, Sam, and I. 100 00:03:24,469 --> 00:03:25,737 - And three with one win. 101 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,574 - Arrietty, Lexi, and Jewels. 102 00:03:27,706 --> 00:03:30,676 And Lana and Lydia are having a great time, right? 103 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:31,811 [laughter] 104 00:03:31,944 --> 00:03:33,913 - Baby, all you can do is laugh. 105 00:03:34,046 --> 00:03:35,281 - And take your drag off. 106 00:03:35,414 --> 00:03:36,415 - Period, bitch! - Right? 107 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:37,417 Come on! 108 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:40,052 - Let's get out of this drag. 109 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:41,520 - Lydia, I cannot believe you said I was 110 00:03:41,653 --> 00:03:42,521 going to be in the bottom. - It's just a little-- 111 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:44,090 - Are you crazy? 112 00:03:44,223 --> 00:03:45,358 - It's just a little-- it's a little basic for me. 113 00:03:45,491 --> 00:03:46,693 It's a little basic. I'm sorry I told you. 114 00:03:46,825 --> 00:03:48,193 - Bitch, that's why... [inaudible] 115 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:49,729 - I'm just gonna hold my comment. 116 00:03:49,861 --> 00:03:50,896 [laughter] 117 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:54,167 For the girls who haven't won anything yet... 118 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,568 - I hate when they compare wins. 119 00:03:55,701 --> 00:03:56,669 It makes me feel left out. 120 00:03:56,802 --> 00:03:58,070 I've been nice the entire time. 121 00:03:58,204 --> 00:03:59,605 I've been a sister. - Yeah. 122 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,306 - Don't make me be a brother. [deep voice] Because I can. 123 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:02,342 - Oh. 124 00:04:02,474 --> 00:04:03,742 [laughter] 125 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:05,877 - The girls are finally realizing that this competition 126 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:07,080 is a competition. 127 00:04:07,212 --> 00:04:09,782 It is now time to show what you got. 128 00:04:09,915 --> 00:04:11,516 And if you're not gonna show it... 129 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:13,385 [dramatic music] 130 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:15,754 You can join your friends. 131 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:18,057 - [singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race" 132 00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:19,358 The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race" 133 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:20,759 receives a one-year supply 134 00:04:20,892 --> 00:04:22,894 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics 135 00:04:23,028 --> 00:04:27,132 and a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000, 136 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:30,036 courtesy of TodayTix, the theater ticket app. 137 00:04:30,168 --> 00:04:33,139 With extra-special guest judge Whitney Cummings. 138 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,774 [singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race" 139 00:04:34,906 --> 00:04:38,511 May the best drag queen win, best drag queen win 140 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,649 - Good morning, kingdom. 141 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:44,916 - We're back. - Good morning. 142 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:45,918 We ready. 143 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:47,220 both: Bah, bah, bah, bah! 144 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:49,454 - And goodbye, kingdom. 145 00:04:49,588 --> 00:04:52,824 - New week, no Kori to distract me at this point. 146 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,994 So whatever this next challenge is, 147 00:04:55,127 --> 00:04:59,598 I need to swing big and knock it out of the park. 148 00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:01,767 - Hello, hello, hello. 149 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:04,069 [all screaming] 150 00:05:04,202 --> 00:05:06,773 - No way! 151 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:08,173 - How are you all doing? - Good. 152 00:05:08,307 --> 00:05:09,175 - Pretty good, actually. 153 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,576 - Good. 154 00:05:10,709 --> 00:05:12,312 - Is anyone going to ask me how I'm doing? 155 00:05:12,444 --> 00:05:13,579 - How are you doing? 156 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:14,579 - How are you, Michelle? 157 00:05:14,713 --> 00:05:17,016 - Well, to be honest, I'm sad. 158 00:05:17,149 --> 00:05:18,550 And I think I know why. 159 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:19,752 - Oh. Why? 160 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:20,819 - Tell us. 161 00:05:20,952 --> 00:05:22,954 - I'm missing a major player that 162 00:05:23,088 --> 00:05:25,158 left too early this season. 163 00:05:25,290 --> 00:05:26,459 [tense music] 164 00:05:26,591 --> 00:05:28,827 - Oh, God. 165 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:30,430 Is someone coming back? 166 00:05:30,562 --> 00:05:34,067 - For the first time in "Drag Race" herstory, 167 00:05:34,199 --> 00:05:36,401 we're bringing back 168 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:38,137 the Badonka Dunk tank. 169 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:39,204 - Oh! 170 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:40,338 [laughter] 171 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:42,875 - I thought I'd finished with that bitch. 172 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,343 [upbeat music] 173 00:05:44,476 --> 00:05:45,345 And now she's back? 174 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:47,180 - I suggest that you take off 175 00:05:47,312 --> 00:05:49,214 anything that you don't want to get wet 176 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:52,552 and meet me on the main stage in five minutes. 177 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:53,752 [cheering] 178 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:55,588 And go! 179 00:05:55,721 --> 00:05:56,723 - Yeah! 180 00:05:56,855 --> 00:05:59,791 [dramatic music] 181 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:01,927 - Oh, my! 182 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:02,928 [cheering] 183 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:04,463 - Oh, my gosh. 184 00:06:04,596 --> 00:06:05,932 - Queens! 185 00:06:06,064 --> 00:06:09,134 Give a warm "Drag Race" welcome to "Entertainment Weekly" 186 00:06:09,267 --> 00:06:11,704 Senior Writer Joey Nolfi. 187 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:12,904 - Hi, Joey! 188 00:06:13,038 --> 00:06:14,673 - Hello, queens. 189 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:16,209 - For today's revenge-- 190 00:06:16,341 --> 00:06:17,509 oop! 191 00:06:17,642 --> 00:06:18,877 I mean Mini Challenge-- 192 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:20,346 - Oh, God. 193 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:24,449 - You'll each take a seat atop the Badonka Dunk tank. 194 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:27,552 Joey and I will ask you a series of questions. 195 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:30,223 If you answer correctly, you'll stay dry. 196 00:06:30,355 --> 00:06:33,391 If not, you get dunked. 197 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:34,394 - Oh, man. 198 00:06:34,526 --> 00:06:35,394 That's crazy. 199 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:36,795 - Oh, lord. 200 00:06:36,928 --> 00:06:38,798 - Do you know how much product I have to use to get 201 00:06:38,930 --> 00:06:40,665 my hair to look like this? 202 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,069 Bitch, I do not want to wet my hair right now. 203 00:06:43,201 --> 00:06:46,406 - Lydia Butthole Kollins, you are first. 204 00:06:46,538 --> 00:06:47,406 - Hi, Bruno. 205 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:48,473 Oh, thanks. 206 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:49,475 - Ah! 207 00:06:49,608 --> 00:06:50,475 - Ooh! 208 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:51,610 - The hand on the back? 209 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,346 - Girl, Kori's going to be mad. 210 00:06:53,478 --> 00:06:54,880 - Oh, I bet. 211 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:56,348 - OK, first question. 212 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:58,050 Lydia, what's your favorite color? 213 00:06:58,184 --> 00:06:59,351 - Blue. 214 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:01,254 - Wrong. It's red. 215 00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:02,254 [screaming] 216 00:07:02,387 --> 00:07:03,622 [water splashes] 217 00:07:05,490 --> 00:07:06,492 - I'm going to piss in this tank 218 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:08,694 and make these bitches drink it. 219 00:07:08,827 --> 00:07:12,764 - Jewels, what's your favorite body part? 220 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:13,766 - Penis. 221 00:07:13,899 --> 00:07:14,766 - Wrong. 222 00:07:14,901 --> 00:07:16,201 It's your uvula. 223 00:07:16,334 --> 00:07:19,605 [water splashes] 224 00:07:19,738 --> 00:07:20,906 - Look at her. 225 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,009 [laughter] 226 00:07:23,141 --> 00:07:25,377 - Who is your favorite "Drag Race" judge? 227 00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:26,612 - Michelle Visage. 228 00:07:26,745 --> 00:07:28,146 - Brown nose. 229 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,247 - Ooh! 230 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:30,716 [water splashes] 231 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,651 - Everyone's getting dunked left and right. 232 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:34,586 - Oh, no! 233 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,288 - Dropping like flies. 234 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:37,723 [screaming] 235 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:38,723 [water splashing] 236 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:39,791 - Arrietty. 237 00:07:39,925 --> 00:07:41,093 - Hello. 238 00:07:41,226 --> 00:07:43,528 - This may be the sweetest revenge of all. 239 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:45,531 - No, show me mercy. 240 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:48,100 - [laughing maniacally] 241 00:07:48,233 --> 00:07:49,134 Are you a top? 242 00:07:49,267 --> 00:07:50,136 - Ooh. 243 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:51,137 - Or are you a bottom? 244 00:07:51,269 --> 00:07:52,137 - I'm a bottom. 245 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:53,139 Ooh, wait. 246 00:07:53,271 --> 00:07:54,173 Hold on. 247 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,041 [water splashes] 248 00:07:56,175 --> 00:07:57,442 - She's definitely a bottom bitch. 249 00:07:57,576 --> 00:07:58,444 - Yeah. 250 00:07:58,577 --> 00:08:01,146 She's a bottom! 251 00:08:01,279 --> 00:08:02,415 - Queens! 252 00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:04,750 The winner of today's mini challenge is-- 253 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:06,519 [clock ticking] 254 00:08:06,651 --> 00:08:07,519 Hey. 255 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:09,221 Where did Joey go? 256 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:10,389 - Michelle! I'm up here. 257 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:11,423 Help! 258 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:13,158 - Oh, my God. 259 00:08:13,291 --> 00:08:16,394 - This one's for you, Hormona. 260 00:08:16,528 --> 00:08:17,396 [water splashes] 261 00:08:17,529 --> 00:08:19,398 [cheering] 262 00:08:19,531 --> 00:08:21,434 - Yeah! 263 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:24,903 - Go to EW.com/DragRace to hear my exclusive 264 00:08:25,036 --> 00:08:26,939 interview with Joey Nolfi. 265 00:08:27,072 --> 00:08:28,240 - Oh, yes. 266 00:08:28,374 --> 00:08:29,408 [applause] 267 00:08:29,541 --> 00:08:30,576 - Queens. 268 00:08:30,709 --> 00:08:33,778 The love language of drag is shade. 269 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:34,779 - Yes. 270 00:08:34,913 --> 00:08:35,847 - That is right. 271 00:08:35,981 --> 00:08:38,783 - So for this week's Maxi Challenge, 272 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:41,653 we're throwing the first ever 273 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:43,923 Villains Roast. 274 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:46,792 [cheering] 275 00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:49,562 - I drop punch lines on these hoes all day. 276 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:50,796 I feel like-- 277 00:08:50,929 --> 00:08:52,532 God, I keep saying this, but I feel like 278 00:08:52,664 --> 00:08:54,600 this is going to be my week. 279 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:57,336 - You will pay a comedy tribute to three 280 00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:01,640 of the shadiest Queens in Drag Race history, 281 00:09:01,774 --> 00:09:02,841 Mistress Isabelle Brooks... 282 00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:05,378 [cheers and applause] 283 00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:06,379 - Kandy Muse... 284 00:09:06,511 --> 00:09:07,712 [cheers and applause] 285 00:09:07,846 --> 00:09:09,514 - Lordy. - Absolutely. 286 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:10,682 - And Plane Jane. 287 00:09:10,816 --> 00:09:12,317 [cheering] 288 00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:13,686 - Oh, my God! 289 00:09:13,818 --> 00:09:16,322 - Later today, you'll workshop your material with me 290 00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:20,993 and the irrepressible Whitney Cummings. 291 00:09:21,126 --> 00:09:22,427 [cheering] - Shit. 292 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,863 Yes! 293 00:09:23,995 --> 00:09:24,964 - Jewels Sparkles. 294 00:09:25,096 --> 00:09:27,500 You won last week's Maxi Challenge, 295 00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:31,571 so you get to assign the order of the roast. 296 00:09:31,703 --> 00:09:32,871 [applause] 297 00:09:33,004 --> 00:09:34,240 - I love you, Jewels. 298 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:35,341 - It's on, bitch. 299 00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:36,442 Ooh. 300 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,511 - Racers, start your engines. 301 00:09:39,644 --> 00:09:42,548 And may the best drag queen win. 302 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:44,482 [cheering] 303 00:09:44,616 --> 00:09:46,152 - Let's get this roast a-cookin'. 304 00:09:46,284 --> 00:09:47,385 - Yes. 305 00:09:47,519 --> 00:09:49,721 - Jewels has the "honor" of giving us 306 00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:51,323 the order for the roast. 307 00:09:51,456 --> 00:09:54,259 And she could try and please everyone or be strategic. 308 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:57,096 So as a pageant bitch, I'm hoping she's strategic 309 00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:58,864 and sets these bitches up. 310 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:01,734 - I would like to hear from each of you what place you want 311 00:10:01,866 --> 00:10:02,735 and why. 312 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:03,903 We'll start with Lexi. 313 00:10:04,035 --> 00:10:06,072 - I would like last place, please. 314 00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:08,073 I would like to wrap this shit up. 315 00:10:08,206 --> 00:10:09,375 I want to win. 316 00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:10,375 - Lydia, what place would you like? 317 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:11,543 - Well-- 318 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:13,211 - Or is there anyone you don't want to go 319 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,212 behind or go in front of? 320 00:10:14,346 --> 00:10:15,413 Like, what's the tea with that? 321 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:16,916 - I mean, I don't want to go behind, like, 322 00:10:17,048 --> 00:10:18,149 someone like Suzie. 323 00:10:18,283 --> 00:10:19,150 - OK. 324 00:10:19,284 --> 00:10:20,318 Sam? 325 00:10:20,452 --> 00:10:21,921 - I would like to go earlier in the roast. 326 00:10:22,053 --> 00:10:25,291 Not after Suzie, or Onya, or Lexi. 327 00:10:25,423 --> 00:10:26,759 [laughter] 328 00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:31,831 But I am comfortable going after Arrietty, Lana, or Lydia. 329 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:32,932 [screaming, laughing] 330 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:34,600 - Lana, where do you want to go? 331 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:35,735 - Probably, like, third. - OK. 332 00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:36,769 Suzie? 333 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,403 - I would like to go first or last. 334 00:10:38,537 --> 00:10:39,639 - OK. Arrietty? 335 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:41,573 - I mean, roasts aren't my thing. 336 00:10:41,706 --> 00:10:44,543 So I think I would like the middle, so fourth. 337 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:45,878 - Onya? 338 00:10:46,011 --> 00:10:47,178 - I would like to go second or third. 339 00:10:47,312 --> 00:10:48,447 - OK. 340 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,482 While the judges deliberate, y'all can sit here 341 00:10:50,615 --> 00:10:52,717 and, you know, do your thing, and I will-- 342 00:10:52,851 --> 00:10:54,186 - Oh, wow. - I will go deliberate. 343 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,553 - That's how we're doing this? - Yes, absolutely. 344 00:10:55,687 --> 00:10:58,124 I'm definitely considering all acting challenges, 345 00:10:58,256 --> 00:11:00,259 comedy challenges, and the reading challenge. 346 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,460 Hmm. 347 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,328 I'm not a big roaster, so I want 348 00:11:03,461 --> 00:11:05,965 to look as perfect as I can. 349 00:11:06,097 --> 00:11:08,299 Ooh, this is tough. 350 00:11:08,433 --> 00:11:10,936 Lana and Lydia don't have a win. 351 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,370 I don't want to put them in a tough position 352 00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:14,572 because that would just be mean. 353 00:11:14,706 --> 00:11:17,143 OK, I think I've come up with my plan. 354 00:11:17,275 --> 00:11:19,010 I think this is a very fair, diplomatic bitch. 355 00:11:19,144 --> 00:11:20,678 I feel like the Robin Hood of drag. 356 00:11:20,812 --> 00:11:22,615 - Going first and opening the show is Onya. 357 00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:25,518 Going second is Arrietty, third is myself, 358 00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:27,753 fourth is Lana, fifth is Sam, 359 00:11:27,886 --> 00:11:30,221 sixth is Lydia, seventh is Suzie, 360 00:11:30,355 --> 00:11:32,457 and eighth is Lexi. 361 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,493 - You fucking bitch. 362 00:11:34,626 --> 00:11:36,294 You set me up with Suzie? 363 00:11:36,428 --> 00:11:39,731 What the fuck is happening right now? 364 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:40,732 - Lexi wanted to close the show. 365 00:11:40,865 --> 00:11:42,168 So-- - You shaded me. 366 00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:43,836 Out of everybody you shaded, why did you shade me? 367 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:44,836 - Well, I didn't want to go-- 368 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,172 - She gave you what you wanted. 369 00:11:46,304 --> 00:11:47,206 - You wanted last. 370 00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:48,240 - She put Suzie before me, girl. 371 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,841 - You got what you wanted, girl. 372 00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:52,244 - I did give the harder placements 373 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,013 to the girls that have wins already 374 00:11:54,145 --> 00:11:56,448 and to the girls who've been doing well in this competition. 375 00:11:56,581 --> 00:11:57,582 - You've got a win now. 376 00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:58,583 - OK? 377 00:11:58,716 --> 00:12:00,119 And I picked the order, bitch. 378 00:12:00,251 --> 00:12:03,855 So obviously, I'm going to put myself in the place I want. 379 00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:07,826 - I'm feeling a little stabbed in the back. 380 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:11,263 I think Jewels wanted to go after me because 381 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,630 she knew I was going to do bad. 382 00:12:12,764 --> 00:12:14,033 It's shady as hell to me. 383 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:17,769 - You put yourself in a sweet spot. 384 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:22,942 - Bitch, Arrietty is pissed and Lexi is equally pissed. 385 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:25,745 But this is not "RuPaul's Best Friend Race," OK? 386 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:26,912 [tense music] 387 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:28,748 - I would never do what Jewels did. 388 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:29,849 Like, ever. 389 00:12:29,981 --> 00:12:31,683 But if she wants to play the game, 390 00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:33,184 then I can play the game too. 391 00:12:33,318 --> 00:12:34,220 - I'm so excited. 392 00:12:34,352 --> 00:12:35,321 Yes. 393 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,091 - Hi. 394 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,091 - Hello. 395 00:12:40,225 --> 00:12:42,894 - Come in. Hi, hi, hi. 396 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:45,630 - It's time to meet up with our comedy coaches, 397 00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:48,466 Michelle Visage and Whitney Cummings. 398 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,503 - Queens, say hello to Whitney Cummings. 399 00:12:50,635 --> 00:12:52,337 all: Hi, Whitney. 400 00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:53,572 - Thank you for having me. 401 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,841 - She is a comedy superstar. 402 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,943 She has roasted, she has toasted. 403 00:12:59,077 --> 00:13:01,046 - They're all like, I thought Joan Rivers was dead. 404 00:13:01,179 --> 00:13:02,114 [laughter] 405 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,749 - Whitney and I are here to help you 406 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:06,985 work through your approach to this roast. 407 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,522 - When it comes to roasting, what you're giving someone 408 00:13:09,654 --> 00:13:11,389 when you roast them is the gift of them being 409 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,892 able to laugh at themselves. 410 00:13:13,024 --> 00:13:15,360 That's how we play defense against it 411 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:16,662 coming off kind of mean. 412 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,096 Do you want to stop yawning, or? 413 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:19,298 - I'm sorry. 414 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:21,299 [laughter] 415 00:13:21,432 --> 00:13:22,433 - So sorry. 416 00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:25,037 Did the Adderall wear off? 417 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,907 - It's not because I'm bored or tired. 418 00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:30,075 I'm just a yawny girl. 419 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:31,342 I'm sorry, Whitney. 420 00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:32,610 - Let's start with Onya. 421 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:33,778 - Hey! 422 00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:34,879 - Do you want to try out one of your jokes? 423 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,148 - Sure. 424 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:39,217 Today, we have the opportunity to roast Juvéderm, 425 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:41,287 Sculptra, and Insulin. 426 00:13:41,419 --> 00:13:42,520 - [laughs] Great. 427 00:13:42,654 --> 00:13:43,556 - Sorry, sorry. 428 00:13:43,688 --> 00:13:44,657 I mean, Kandy Muse, Plane Jane, 429 00:13:44,789 --> 00:13:46,524 and Mistress Isabelle Brooks. 430 00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:48,860 - Onya's been killing every comedy challenge. 431 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,162 - This is "Drag Race," innit? 432 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,764 Not Make-A-Wish. - Oh. 433 00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:52,764 - Great, great. 434 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,133 - Love it. 435 00:13:54,265 --> 00:13:58,037 - And Jewels knew if someone strong goes before me, 436 00:13:58,169 --> 00:14:00,673 I'm going to look even worse so that she 437 00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:03,408 can take the light after me. 438 00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,445 So it's not a good feeling. 439 00:14:06,578 --> 00:14:09,248 - Now Arrietty, when I announced the roast challenge, 440 00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:12,618 you look like the fear of God had entered your body. 441 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:13,885 Are you scared? 442 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,086 - Very much. 443 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,255 Because I don't really, like, write jokes. 444 00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:18,490 I like to come off cute. 445 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:19,958 - Yeah. - Uh-huh. 446 00:14:20,091 --> 00:14:22,660 - But then when it comes out of my mouth is not cute. 447 00:14:22,794 --> 00:14:24,096 - You're a secret cunt. - Exactly. 448 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,163 - There we go. 449 00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:26,264 - Exactly. 450 00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:27,365 - Since you have that bitchy streak-- 451 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:28,366 - Yeah. 452 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,869 - Call upon that. - Yes. 453 00:14:30,001 --> 00:14:31,135 - OK. 454 00:14:31,269 --> 00:14:34,373 I have a lot of work to do. 455 00:14:34,505 --> 00:14:35,640 [laughs] 456 00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:37,543 And for someone that doesn't really do this, 457 00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:38,777 not enough time. 458 00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:40,044 - Jewels Sparkles. 459 00:14:40,178 --> 00:14:41,279 - Hi! 460 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:44,149 - What do you think people think about you? 461 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,250 - I think they think I'm a dumb whore. 462 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,552 - Oh. 463 00:14:46,684 --> 00:14:47,720 - And so I'm going to lean into that a little bit. 464 00:14:47,852 --> 00:14:49,187 - OK. 465 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:50,655 - So one of the jokes that I had come up with that's like 466 00:14:50,788 --> 00:14:52,691 me misreading something is Mistress, 467 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,793 you know, your face is so stamped. 468 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,595 You literally--you really let your creativity 469 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,163 run wild with your makeup. 470 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:00,331 And that's surprising, because it looks like you hate to run. 471 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,466 [laughter] - I think that's funny. 472 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,668 - Great, great, great. 473 00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:03,668 - I would get there quicker, but it's still-- 474 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:04,702 - Yes. - Funny. 475 00:15:04,836 --> 00:15:05,703 - OK. 476 00:15:05,837 --> 00:15:06,839 So it's more about the delivery. 477 00:15:06,971 --> 00:15:08,006 - Yes. And then just, like, knowing it 478 00:15:08,139 --> 00:15:10,308 so that you can be your whimsical self. 479 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:11,943 - There's a whole art to roasting. 480 00:15:12,076 --> 00:15:14,312 So I'm going to have to stay up all night to memorize this 481 00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:15,447 so that I don't fuck up. 482 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,316 - So, Lana... - Yes. 483 00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:19,418 - You're meeting Whitney for the first time. 484 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:20,985 Tell her who you are. 485 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,355 - I love to showcase looks and showcase my silly personality. 486 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:27,458 - I got zero silly from Lana Ja'Rae. 487 00:15:27,592 --> 00:15:32,197 I got beautiful model, but goofy, silly? 488 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:33,798 No. 489 00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:34,866 - Damn. 490 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,067 - What is a laugh? 491 00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:37,436 It's a surprise. 492 00:15:37,568 --> 00:15:41,572 So even better that you have been this stoic statue 493 00:15:41,706 --> 00:15:42,875 and then you come out and you're silly. 494 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:44,143 And we're like...[gasps] 495 00:15:44,275 --> 00:15:46,211 Give us that drama of, like, who's this person? 496 00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,013 - I'm ready to see what you got. 497 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,048 - I said, Mistress calls herself 498 00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:50,316 the heavyweight champion. 499 00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:51,549 And I have to agree, because the only thing 500 00:15:51,683 --> 00:15:52,850 heavier than her weight is 501 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:55,086 my wait for a Maxi Challenge win. 502 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,288 [whimsical music] 503 00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:58,724 - Here's what I will say. 504 00:15:58,856 --> 00:16:01,393 If you're too self-deprecating, then sometimes 505 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:02,794 they're going to take their cues from you. 506 00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:04,229 - This is a roast. 507 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:07,499 You better roast, or your ass could be going home. 508 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,768 - A lot of people tell me I'm funny in the Werk Room, 509 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,403 but not when it comes to, like, being on stage 510 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:13,572 and having to be funny. 511 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,807 So I hope that I'm able to rework this 512 00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:17,842 because one more slip up and they will 513 00:16:17,975 --> 00:16:19,945 send my ass out of the door. 514 00:16:20,078 --> 00:16:20,946 - "Sham Shtar." 515 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,047 - Ding! 516 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:23,081 - You want to tell us a little? 517 00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:24,750 - Now Miss Ts Madison. 518 00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:27,119 We all know you've dabbled in sex work. 519 00:16:27,251 --> 00:16:28,821 Bitch, I think you've fucked more rich 520 00:16:28,953 --> 00:16:30,788 white men than cryptocurrency. 521 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,457 [laughter] 522 00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:33,458 - Excellent. 523 00:16:33,591 --> 00:16:34,460 - Thank you. 524 00:16:34,592 --> 00:16:36,061 - Lydia Butthole Kollins. 525 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:37,962 How do you think you are perceived? 526 00:16:38,096 --> 00:16:39,264 - I think I'm sort of, like-- 527 00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:40,264 - Tired? 528 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:41,799 [laughter] 529 00:16:43,101 --> 00:16:45,303 - I'm perceived kind of outwardly sweet. 530 00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:47,639 I'm considered, like, a kumbaya girl. 531 00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,475 But I do have all these horrible, evil, disgusting 532 00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:51,876 thoughts in my brain. 533 00:16:52,009 --> 00:16:53,812 - Your drag name is so funny. 534 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,014 I just don't buy that that's your drag name 535 00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:57,850 and you're not going to knock this out of the park. 536 00:16:57,982 --> 00:16:59,183 - Right. 537 00:16:59,317 --> 00:17:02,120 I have a very cynical and rotted sense of humor. 538 00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:05,057 And I'm hopefully going to tap into that inner evil 539 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,826 that I have and not hold back one bit. 540 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,229 - Suzie Toot, meet Whitney Cummings. 541 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,230 - Hi, Whitney. 542 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,230 Hello. 543 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,265 - We've seen you do some comedy. 544 00:17:13,398 --> 00:17:14,266 - Mm-hmm. 545 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,666 - And you won "RDR Live." 546 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,903 So does that put some additional pressure on you? 547 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,104 - I think it does. 548 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:20,439 I'm a little bit cerebral. 549 00:17:20,571 --> 00:17:22,307 I think I could run into the issue 550 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:25,778 of being a little too smart. 551 00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:28,680 - That is some bullshit. 552 00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:30,214 Don't let her fool you. The bitch is funny. 553 00:17:30,348 --> 00:17:31,450 - OK. 554 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:32,617 - Ain't none of her jokes ever went over my head. 555 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:33,852 - Uh-huh. 556 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:34,853 - So it ain't nothing cerebral about it. 557 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,188 - Oop, OK. 558 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,289 - She's trying to, like, bring the expectations down 559 00:17:38,423 --> 00:17:40,125 so she can exceed it. 560 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,759 She's like, I'm cerebral. 561 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,694 [laughter] 562 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,699 I'm afraid of going over people's heads. 563 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:49,134 Bitch, please. 564 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:50,868 - Onya blew my cover. 565 00:17:51,002 --> 00:17:52,471 Yeah, I'm gonna do well. 566 00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:54,006 Yeah, I'm good at this. 567 00:17:54,138 --> 00:17:55,773 God forbid, huh? 568 00:17:55,907 --> 00:17:58,977 - And last but certainly not least, Lexi Love. 569 00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,211 Let's hear what you got. 570 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:01,779 - Kandy Muse is such a cunt that she uses 571 00:18:01,913 --> 00:18:03,615 Summer's Eve as mouthwash. 572 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:04,916 [laughter] 573 00:18:05,049 --> 00:18:07,553 Kandy Muse, you're such a yeasty cunt that-- 574 00:18:07,685 --> 00:18:08,720 [laughter] 575 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,088 She could make dough rise. 576 00:18:11,222 --> 00:18:12,958 - Lexi, you are on your way, my darling. 577 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,460 - Thank you. 578 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,698 [whimsical music] 579 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,768 - The more pressure I have, I mean, the worse 580 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,603 I feel like I'm going to do. 581 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:29,807 And I was like, well, since Jewels wants to play the game, 582 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,542 let me play too. 583 00:18:31,676 --> 00:18:33,077 [tense music] 584 00:18:33,211 --> 00:18:35,713 So I'm taking a few of her jokes. 585 00:18:35,847 --> 00:18:38,349 How fun. 586 00:18:38,483 --> 00:18:39,684 - OK, ladies. 587 00:18:39,817 --> 00:18:41,086 We are going to wrap this up. 588 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,221 - Thank you, Michelle. 589 00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:43,788 Thank you, Whitney. 590 00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,356 - Miss Jewels... 591 00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:46,758 [giggles] 592 00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,993 Karma's a fucking bitch. 593 00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:51,696 [ominous music] 594 00:18:51,829 --> 00:18:54,199 [upbeat music] 595 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,335 - Let's get this roast a-cookin'. 596 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,635 - Who's hungry? 597 00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,337 - Ready to roast a bitch. 598 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,673 - It's time for the roast, sweetie. 599 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:05,844 And I'm feeling very confident, especially based on the fact 600 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,479 that all of these bitches are upset, 601 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:10,315 and pressed, and bothered about the lineup. 602 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:11,316 I'm like, OK. 603 00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:12,951 I'm coming in with positive energy. 604 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:15,386 I'm going to be funny. 605 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,421 - Are you excited? 606 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:17,522 - I'm so excited. 607 00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:20,625 I feel like with scripted comedy, 608 00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:22,827 it has not been an easy road for me. 609 00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,829 I beg your pardon? 610 00:19:24,962 --> 00:19:26,198 Buy me a drink first. 611 00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:29,067 So I'm excited to hopefully redeem myself. 612 00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:30,301 - Yes, yes. 613 00:19:30,434 --> 00:19:33,605 - I'm excited to let out my secret evil side. 614 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:35,140 - Yes. - Mwa-hah-hah-hah-hah. 615 00:19:35,273 --> 00:19:36,375 Let it out. 616 00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,343 - I was up all night working on my roast. 617 00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,546 So I think that my delusional confidence 618 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:44,682 today is lent to the fact that I am so tired. 619 00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:47,885 [upbeat music] 620 00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:50,087 [clattering] 621 00:19:50,221 --> 00:19:52,691 [indistinct chatter] 622 00:19:57,296 --> 00:20:00,231 [tense music] 623 00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,303 - The tension is thick, bitch. 624 00:20:04,435 --> 00:20:07,439 The tension is tensioning. 625 00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:13,178 - Mm-hmm. 626 00:20:13,311 --> 00:20:14,479 - [snorts] 627 00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:19,884 - I do not want to be next to Jewels right now. 628 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:23,689 I don't want to argue with her before the roast, 629 00:20:23,821 --> 00:20:26,892 because I don't want to be in my head even more. 630 00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,294 - You know I wasn't trying to set you up, right? 631 00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:31,363 [clattering] 632 00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:33,164 - Hmm? 633 00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:34,231 - I wasn't trying to set you up. 634 00:20:34,365 --> 00:20:36,101 You know that, right? 635 00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:37,669 - I don't believe that. 636 00:20:38,836 --> 00:20:40,338 You putting yourself after me? 637 00:20:40,471 --> 00:20:45,176 Now you're literally hoping that I don't do good 638 00:20:45,309 --> 00:20:46,944 so that you can do better. 639 00:20:47,078 --> 00:20:49,047 So that is something that's irritating me. 640 00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:51,282 - Don't. 641 00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:53,818 - [sighs] 642 00:20:53,951 --> 00:20:55,086 OK. 643 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,992 - Are you moving over to the cool girls? 644 00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:03,561 - I'm moving to the not-hateful people. 645 00:21:03,694 --> 00:21:04,829 - I'm sorry, Arrietty. 646 00:21:04,962 --> 00:21:06,464 - I mean, we are in a competition. 647 00:21:06,597 --> 00:21:07,833 So I'm here to play. 648 00:21:07,965 --> 00:21:09,101 - Yeah. 649 00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:10,301 - And at this point, I don't give a fuck 650 00:21:10,434 --> 00:21:11,303 about anyone's feelings. 651 00:21:11,435 --> 00:21:12,871 - OK, work. 652 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,941 - And it honestly gave me a fire in my ass to do better. 653 00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:17,342 - OK, cool. 654 00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,076 - At the end of the day, all you can do 655 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,413 is stab your friend in the back. 656 00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:23,414 - Wait, did she leave Jewels... 657 00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:24,915 - Uh-huh. 658 00:21:25,049 --> 00:21:26,084 - The girls are moving and switching, honey. 659 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:27,152 - The girls are moving and switching. 660 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,487 - Me and Arrietty are completely 661 00:21:28,619 --> 00:21:29,654 done fooling with Jewels. 662 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:30,888 - Y'all are mad? 663 00:21:31,022 --> 00:21:31,890 - About to play-- 664 00:21:32,023 --> 00:21:33,424 - "Mad" ain't even the word. 665 00:21:33,557 --> 00:21:34,692 - That's what you asked for, though. 666 00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:37,095 - She knows how much you have thrown me off 667 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,297 or gotten in my head. 668 00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:41,032 From the get go, Suzie is a front runner 669 00:21:41,165 --> 00:21:42,467 and I was a front runner. 670 00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:44,469 Why is she out-front-running me? 671 00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:45,737 This was a setup. 672 00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:47,605 - Honestly, if you were in her position, 673 00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:49,708 would you not set someone up that was competition? 674 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,009 - The fact that she messed up because I'm not the one. 675 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,845 It should have been whoever's been performing best, 676 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:54,846 which would be Suzie. 677 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,580 - But she did set me up in that 678 00:21:56,714 --> 00:21:57,949 she didn't give me what I wanted. 679 00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,050 You wanted to be last-- 680 00:21:59,183 --> 00:22:00,218 - And she gave you-- 681 00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:01,219 I feel like she honored-- - Oh, no. 682 00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:02,421 - It was like a trade-off. 683 00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:03,454 - She punished me for asking for last. 684 00:22:03,587 --> 00:22:04,690 - No. - By putting me after-- 685 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:05,824 - I think she was like--she wanted to-- 686 00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:06,825 - All right, girl. 687 00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:08,259 I disagree. 688 00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:09,461 Here's the real tea. 689 00:22:09,594 --> 00:22:11,663 Where you are placed in the roast 690 00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:13,964 does not matter that much. 691 00:22:14,098 --> 00:22:18,703 How you personally are affected by where you place in the roast 692 00:22:18,836 --> 00:22:20,605 matters a lot. 693 00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,339 - It was a stunt to try and throw me off. 694 00:22:22,473 --> 00:22:23,974 I'm not going to be thrown off this time. 695 00:22:24,108 --> 00:22:25,977 - You're saying, well, that's not gonna work. 696 00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:27,311 I'm not gonna get thrown off. 697 00:22:27,445 --> 00:22:28,946 It sounds to me like you are currently thrown off. 698 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,214 - Yeah. 699 00:22:30,347 --> 00:22:32,217 - Well, we shall see when I do my set. 700 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,219 - OK, diva. 701 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,320 - I can't control your inner saboteur. 702 00:22:36,454 --> 00:22:38,123 And I can't be the one to blame. 703 00:22:38,256 --> 00:22:39,423 - [groans] 704 00:22:39,557 --> 00:22:40,826 - You could flip the script in your mind 705 00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:42,126 and just say this is an opportunity 706 00:22:42,259 --> 00:22:44,628 to outshine one of the biggest players in the game. 707 00:22:44,762 --> 00:22:46,832 - You're gonna do a great job 708 00:22:46,964 --> 00:22:48,567 and you can't let that get in your head. 709 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:49,835 It should be happy, fun. 710 00:22:49,968 --> 00:22:51,269 It's the roast day. 711 00:22:51,403 --> 00:22:52,837 It's really silly, Lexi. 712 00:22:52,971 --> 00:22:54,038 You have to admit that it's silly. 713 00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:56,173 - $200,000 is not silly. 714 00:22:58,042 --> 00:23:00,612 Sam is trying to look out for me, 715 00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:04,415 but the roast is over here to me somewhere. 716 00:23:04,548 --> 00:23:06,951 And over here, where I really am, 717 00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:09,386 is just Suzie Toot and Jewels. 718 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,223 And--and I'm just like, oh, my fucking God. 719 00:23:12,356 --> 00:23:15,493 Like, I cannot escape this headspace. 720 00:23:15,626 --> 00:23:16,961 Ah, fuck. 721 00:23:17,095 --> 00:23:19,931 [groans] 722 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,932 [upbeat music] 723 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,468 - How are you, baby? - I'm OK. 724 00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:25,136 - Are you sure? - Everyone left me. 725 00:23:25,269 --> 00:23:26,403 No one wants to sit next to me. - I'm sorry. 726 00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:28,339 - It's OK. I think it's a little dramatic. 727 00:23:28,472 --> 00:23:30,275 - I actually consulted in her, and I said, hey, 728 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,910 I don't feel really good about this. 729 00:23:32,042 --> 00:23:33,612 And then she put herself after me. 730 00:23:33,744 --> 00:23:34,679 So that's kind of fucked up in my--in my eyes, you know? 731 00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:35,846 - That's the whole thing. 732 00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:37,883 I consulted her as well, like, weeks ago, 733 00:23:38,016 --> 00:23:40,050 about feeling uncomfortable about Suzie, 734 00:23:40,184 --> 00:23:41,886 and it was a stunt. 735 00:23:42,019 --> 00:23:43,721 - I could care less about how Lexi feels right now 736 00:23:43,855 --> 00:23:45,824 because I gave that bitch what she asked for. 737 00:23:45,957 --> 00:23:48,492 But I care about what Arrietty feels because she's my friend, 738 00:23:48,626 --> 00:23:51,395 and I hate that I made her feel this way 739 00:23:51,529 --> 00:23:52,998 when that was not the intention. 740 00:23:53,131 --> 00:23:54,566 I just want to apologize to you, Arrietty, 741 00:23:54,699 --> 00:23:56,000 because, like, you're right. 742 00:23:56,134 --> 00:23:58,236 I did put myself after you because I'm not 743 00:23:58,369 --> 00:23:59,671 very confident in a roast. 744 00:23:59,805 --> 00:24:02,441 So I didn't want to go behind one of the stronger players. 745 00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:03,607 - So thank you. 746 00:24:03,741 --> 00:24:05,076 As a friend, I would never do that to you. 747 00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:07,278 So thank you for actually saying that out loud. 748 00:24:07,412 --> 00:24:09,513 I would have done it to someone else that wasn't my sister. 749 00:24:09,647 --> 00:24:11,249 - Damn, so everybody in here ain't your sister? 750 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:12,683 - Well, yes, they're all my sisters. 751 00:24:12,817 --> 00:24:14,653 But I feel like me and her had a connection. 752 00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:15,753 - We do have a connection. 753 00:24:15,886 --> 00:24:17,388 - So that's why I'm more hurt by that. 754 00:24:17,521 --> 00:24:18,957 - I didn't mean to make you, like, 755 00:24:19,089 --> 00:24:20,625 get in your head about this. 756 00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:22,560 - Well, you did. 757 00:24:22,693 --> 00:24:24,729 I am still a little hurt. 758 00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:27,932 I mean, I'm fucking human. 759 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,268 - Girl, but you could cut the tension in the room 760 00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:31,803 with a butter knife, honey. - Uh-huh. 761 00:24:31,936 --> 00:24:34,405 - You know, I hope that when we get to the stage 762 00:24:34,538 --> 00:24:35,673 that our energy shifts, 763 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:38,076 because I want this to be a great roast. 764 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:39,176 - Shut up. 765 00:24:39,310 --> 00:24:40,479 Let a bitch be mad. 766 00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:41,480 Of course, y'all don't feel a type of way-- 767 00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:42,513 - Well, listen. OK. 768 00:24:42,646 --> 00:24:43,615 - Because she didn't do it to you. 769 00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:44,883 That's why you don't feel some type of way. 770 00:24:45,016 --> 00:24:46,317 - OK, yes. 771 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,722 - That is not good, bitch. 772 00:24:51,856 --> 00:24:52,723 - [laughs] 773 00:24:52,857 --> 00:24:54,092 - That is not funny. - What? 774 00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:55,160 What's funny? 775 00:24:55,292 --> 00:24:56,928 - Why are you laughing? - Because. 776 00:24:57,061 --> 00:24:57,996 - It seems shady. 777 00:24:58,128 --> 00:25:00,699 - There is no reason why Jewels should be 778 00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:03,634 having you, like, spiraling, low key. 779 00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:05,103 - All I'm gonna say is that my intention 780 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:06,104 was not to get in your head. 781 00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:07,672 - Girl. - That was all I-- 782 00:25:07,806 --> 00:25:08,772 I'm gonna say. 783 00:25:08,906 --> 00:25:09,840 You can feel however you want to feel-- 784 00:25:09,974 --> 00:25:11,710 - Jesus fucking Christ. - Are valid. 785 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:12,978 I was not trying to get in your head. 786 00:25:13,111 --> 00:25:13,979 That was not my intention. 787 00:25:14,112 --> 00:25:14,980 - Girl. 788 00:25:15,113 --> 00:25:16,280 - And I do think-- 789 00:25:16,413 --> 00:25:17,382 - It's so exhausting. 790 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:18,383 - OK. 791 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,651 All right. 792 00:25:19,784 --> 00:25:21,920 [dramatic music] 793 00:25:22,053 --> 00:25:23,320 I will leave it at that. 794 00:25:23,454 --> 00:25:24,521 That's all I can say. 795 00:25:24,655 --> 00:25:25,923 - Leave it at that. 796 00:25:26,057 --> 00:25:27,291 - I will leave it at that. 797 00:25:27,424 --> 00:25:29,560 - All of a sudden, I am the fucking-- 798 00:25:29,693 --> 00:25:31,363 the villain of the season, girl. 799 00:25:31,496 --> 00:25:32,864 They're gonna roast me next season, bitch. 800 00:25:34,031 --> 00:25:35,333 - At the end of the day-- 801 00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:38,603 - Shut your ass up, bitch. - [laughs] 802 00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:41,673 [RuPaul's "Cover Girl"] 803 00:25:47,244 --> 00:25:49,847 - [laughing] 804 00:25:51,849 --> 00:25:53,285 [singing] Cover girl 805 00:25:53,417 --> 00:25:55,353 Put the bass in your walk 806 00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:56,755 Head to toe 807 00:25:56,887 --> 00:25:59,290 Let your whole body talk 808 00:25:59,423 --> 00:26:00,291 And what 809 00:26:00,424 --> 00:26:02,928 - Miss Paul! 810 00:26:03,060 --> 00:26:05,462 - Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race." 811 00:26:05,596 --> 00:26:08,866 She's your favorite villain's favorite villain, 812 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,134 Michelle Visage. 813 00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:12,170 - I blame it on the edit. 814 00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:14,038 - They all do, darling. 815 00:26:14,172 --> 00:26:15,606 They all do. 816 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,242 The tantalizing Ts Madison. 817 00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:21,913 Now, Maddie, would you rather roast or be roasted? 818 00:26:22,047 --> 00:26:23,682 - Ru, you know I go both ways. 819 00:26:23,815 --> 00:26:25,049 [laughter] 820 00:26:25,182 --> 00:26:27,152 - See, I'd rather be spit roasted. 821 00:26:27,285 --> 00:26:28,486 [laughter] 822 00:26:28,619 --> 00:26:31,021 And the fabulous Whitney Cummings. 823 00:26:31,155 --> 00:26:33,490 Thank you for helping our Queens. 824 00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:37,162 - And thank you for all the free makeup I just stole. 825 00:26:37,295 --> 00:26:38,296 [laughter] 826 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,632 They call me Anastasia Woodland Hills. 827 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,567 [laughter] 828 00:26:42,701 --> 00:26:44,336 - This week, we challenged our queens 829 00:26:44,469 --> 00:26:48,906 to dish out the laughs at our first-ever Villains Roast. 830 00:26:49,039 --> 00:26:50,942 Racers, start your engines. 831 00:26:51,076 --> 00:26:53,510 And may the best drag queen win! 832 00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:58,048 It's the Villains Roast. 833 00:26:58,182 --> 00:26:59,384 [upbeat music] 834 00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:02,287 Honoring Mistress Isabelle Brooks. 835 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,788 - Drag delusion, girl. 836 00:27:04,923 --> 00:27:06,057 - Plane Jane. 837 00:27:06,191 --> 00:27:08,393 - You look a fool-- doo-doo clown mess. 838 00:27:08,526 --> 00:27:10,127 - And Kandy Muse. 839 00:27:10,260 --> 00:27:11,863 - If you don't have star quality, 840 00:27:11,997 --> 00:27:13,198 get the fuck out of here. 841 00:27:13,330 --> 00:27:16,934 - Let's welcome our first roaster, Onya Nurve. 842 00:27:17,067 --> 00:27:20,505 - Oh, hello, hello, hello. 843 00:27:20,637 --> 00:27:24,909 Welcome to RuPaul's Villains Roast! 844 00:27:25,042 --> 00:27:26,344 [cheers and applause] 845 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,948 I am so honored to be the first queen in "Drag Race" 846 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:34,618 herstory to be roasting our very own Plane Jane, 847 00:27:34,752 --> 00:27:37,855 Kandy Muse, and Mistress Isabelle Brooks. 848 00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:43,994 You may also recognize them as the cast of "STD The Rusical." 849 00:27:44,128 --> 00:27:45,163 [laughter] 850 00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:46,798 Now, Kandy, I'ma start with you. 851 00:27:46,931 --> 00:27:48,333 I would consider you 852 00:27:48,465 --> 00:27:51,169 the Tasmanian devil of your season, 853 00:27:51,301 --> 00:27:53,238 so I'm gonna speak this in a language 854 00:27:53,371 --> 00:27:55,406 only me and you can understand. 855 00:27:55,539 --> 00:27:58,843 [speaking gibberish] 856 00:27:58,977 --> 00:27:59,844 Period! 857 00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:01,246 [laughter] 858 00:28:01,378 --> 00:28:03,515 Now, me and Kandy gonna translate that for y'all. 859 00:28:03,647 --> 00:28:04,982 Say it with me, Kandy. 860 00:28:05,115 --> 00:28:10,888 If you don't have star quality, get the fuck out of here! 861 00:28:11,021 --> 00:28:13,357 Jewels, that means you, baby. 862 00:28:13,490 --> 00:28:14,358 - Ooh. 863 00:28:14,491 --> 00:28:16,760 - Yes, yes, yes. 864 00:28:16,894 --> 00:28:20,531 Now, Plane Jane, I am so sorry that you didn't get a chance 865 00:28:20,664 --> 00:28:22,967 to experience this roast moment 866 00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:25,103 with your dear sister, Kori King. 867 00:28:25,236 --> 00:28:26,438 But I will have you know that 868 00:28:26,570 --> 00:28:30,709 she is just as beautifully untalented, 869 00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:32,810 rotted, and dumb as you are. 870 00:28:32,943 --> 00:28:34,878 And I see exactly where she get it from. 871 00:28:35,012 --> 00:28:37,848 And Mistress Isabelle Brooks, 872 00:28:37,981 --> 00:28:39,517 thank you so much for being here. 873 00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:44,154 I'm sure you had nothing else going on. 874 00:28:44,288 --> 00:28:45,390 OK, OK. 875 00:28:45,522 --> 00:28:47,925 This next entertainer has the comedic timing 876 00:28:48,058 --> 00:28:49,626 of a cancer diagnosis. 877 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:50,761 - Wow. 878 00:28:50,894 --> 00:28:51,863 - Put those hands together 879 00:28:51,996 --> 00:28:55,232 and get ready for Arrietty! 880 00:28:55,365 --> 00:28:56,567 [applause] 881 00:28:56,701 --> 00:29:00,672 - To be honest, I am shaking in my boots right now. 882 00:29:00,805 --> 00:29:04,476 I am so scared of roasting people, 883 00:29:04,608 --> 00:29:07,377 but not as much as Plane Jane is scared 884 00:29:07,511 --> 00:29:09,446 of emotional intelligence. 885 00:29:09,580 --> 00:29:11,348 [laughter] Or Miss Is-- 886 00:29:11,482 --> 00:29:12,483 Isabelle Brooks. 887 00:29:12,616 --> 00:29:13,550 Ooh, I said that wrong. 888 00:29:13,684 --> 00:29:14,719 Ahh! 889 00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:15,886 - Sound it out, baby. 890 00:29:16,019 --> 00:29:18,155 - Kandy Muse is afraid of tongue twisters. 891 00:29:18,288 --> 00:29:20,290 Or Miss Isabelle Brooks... 892 00:29:20,424 --> 00:29:21,425 [laughter] 893 00:29:21,558 --> 00:29:26,730 Is scared of elevator weight limits. 894 00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:27,865 Yeah, there we go. 895 00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:29,000 There we go. 896 00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:30,234 - Yikes. 897 00:29:30,367 --> 00:29:31,236 - Oh, my God. 898 00:29:31,368 --> 00:29:32,871 Um... 899 00:29:33,003 --> 00:29:34,806 - It's hard to watch. 900 00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:37,776 She's trying to giggle her way through it. 901 00:29:37,909 --> 00:29:40,377 But it's going down. 902 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:42,980 - I take it back. I take it back. 903 00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:45,115 I'm not gonna make a fat joke about Mistress, 904 00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:47,618 because Mistress is already a fat joke. 905 00:29:47,751 --> 00:29:50,288 [laughter] 906 00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:56,361 - Oh, my God, she stole my joke. 907 00:29:56,493 --> 00:29:57,461 Oh, my God. 908 00:29:57,595 --> 00:29:58,762 She stole my jokes. 909 00:29:58,896 --> 00:30:01,398 - If you hate Kandy Muse, you are-- 910 00:30:01,532 --> 00:30:03,468 or probably are racist. 911 00:30:03,601 --> 00:30:07,038 And if you like Kandy Muse, you like bad drag. 912 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,708 - [speaking Spanish] 913 00:30:10,842 --> 00:30:13,443 - Plane Jane, I relate to you the most. 914 00:30:13,577 --> 00:30:16,847 The only difference between you and I is in my childhood, 915 00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:19,584 I played outside with kids and friends. 916 00:30:19,717 --> 00:30:23,755 You grew up alone in the dark, sucking on batteries. 917 00:30:23,887 --> 00:30:25,390 [scattered laughter] 918 00:30:25,522 --> 00:30:26,523 Did you not? 919 00:30:26,657 --> 00:30:27,925 - You clocked it, sister. 920 00:30:28,058 --> 00:30:30,595 [laughter] 921 00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:32,396 - I kind of just want to run up there 922 00:30:32,529 --> 00:30:34,833 and put her out of her misery. 923 00:30:34,965 --> 00:30:39,069 It's just like you're watching a starving dog 924 00:30:39,203 --> 00:30:40,605 and you want to bring it some food. 925 00:30:40,738 --> 00:30:41,806 But you're like, mm, maybe we should 926 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:43,875 just shoot it in the head. 927 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,277 Arrietty's set is just sad. 928 00:30:46,411 --> 00:30:47,545 - And in conclusion... 929 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:48,913 [laughter] 930 00:30:49,047 --> 00:30:50,515 - Yay! 931 00:30:50,647 --> 00:30:53,116 [cheers and applause] 932 00:30:53,250 --> 00:30:55,519 - And in conclusion, I honestly don't think 933 00:30:55,653 --> 00:30:57,020 you guys are villains. 934 00:30:57,154 --> 00:31:00,224 The real villains are the girls that smile to your face 935 00:31:00,357 --> 00:31:02,693 and then stab you in the back, just like this next diva. 936 00:31:02,826 --> 00:31:06,763 So give it up for the dumbest crackhead I know, 937 00:31:06,897 --> 00:31:08,599 Jewels Sparkles. 938 00:31:08,732 --> 00:31:10,234 - Go get 'em, Jewels. 939 00:31:10,367 --> 00:31:12,036 - That set was the villain of the season, baby. 940 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:13,371 - Go learn the music, baby. 941 00:31:13,503 --> 00:31:15,640 [screaming] 942 00:31:15,772 --> 00:31:18,643 - Ooh! 943 00:31:18,776 --> 00:31:20,345 - Arrietty, that fucking bitch. 944 00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:23,114 I'm gagged that I'm about to go on stage 945 00:31:23,248 --> 00:31:25,083 and this bitch just stole my jokes. 946 00:31:25,215 --> 00:31:26,617 Wow. 947 00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:29,621 That was very intelligent. 948 00:31:29,753 --> 00:31:31,489 [laughter] 949 00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:32,891 OK. 950 00:31:35,192 --> 00:31:37,929 - Welcome back to the Villains Roast. 951 00:31:38,061 --> 00:31:38,930 - Hi, everyone. 952 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,265 My name is Jewels Sparkles, 953 00:31:40,397 --> 00:31:44,001 and I am so excited to be here at the Villains Roast. 954 00:31:44,134 --> 00:31:45,603 [applause] 955 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:48,272 Right in front of me, I have three of the biggest 956 00:31:48,405 --> 00:31:50,275 villains of all time. 957 00:31:50,407 --> 00:31:53,344 And I do mean the biggest villains of all time, bitch. 958 00:31:53,478 --> 00:31:54,945 No, no, no. That wasn't a fat joke. 959 00:31:55,078 --> 00:31:57,147 I am not gonna make fat jokes today. 960 00:31:57,281 --> 00:32:00,518 I think those are just so tired, and overdone, 961 00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:02,119 and just plain mean. 962 00:32:02,252 --> 00:32:06,257 So before I roast you three fat jokes, let me say-- 963 00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:07,525 [giggling] 964 00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:09,460 Oh. 965 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:12,063 - Jewels is stumbling a little bit because, I mean, 966 00:32:12,195 --> 00:32:13,564 I took two of her jokes. 967 00:32:13,698 --> 00:32:15,833 [dramatic music] 968 00:32:15,967 --> 00:32:17,934 Karma is really a bitch, though. 969 00:32:18,068 --> 00:32:19,804 [fake laughter] 970 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,573 - "Drag Race" is a massive platform, 971 00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:25,609 but not as massive as Kandy Muse's back. 972 00:32:25,742 --> 00:32:27,744 "Drag Race" is worldwide now, 973 00:32:27,878 --> 00:32:30,847 but not as wide as Kandy Muse's back. 974 00:32:30,981 --> 00:32:32,916 - Not too much. 975 00:32:33,050 --> 00:32:34,318 - [sighs] 976 00:32:34,451 --> 00:32:37,255 Well, Plane Jane does remind me of somebody I know. 977 00:32:37,387 --> 00:32:39,490 This person and you both struggle 978 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,159 in foundation shade matching 979 00:32:41,291 --> 00:32:43,728 and is weirdly into Russian hookers. 980 00:32:43,861 --> 00:32:46,897 You are the Donald Trump of drag. 981 00:32:47,030 --> 00:32:49,133 Well, at least you do have the biggest boobs in drag 982 00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:51,102 next to Mistress, out of drag. 983 00:32:51,234 --> 00:32:52,537 [sparse chuckling] 984 00:32:52,670 --> 00:32:54,305 Speaking of Mistress, I get it. 985 00:32:54,439 --> 00:32:55,839 The camera adds 10 pounds. 986 00:32:55,972 --> 00:32:57,909 But girl, you did walk in with the first 300. 987 00:32:58,041 --> 00:32:58,910 - Oop. - Oh. 988 00:32:59,042 --> 00:32:59,911 - Ooh. 989 00:33:00,044 --> 00:33:01,980 - Well, that was my roast. 990 00:33:02,113 --> 00:33:03,247 [laughter] 991 00:33:03,381 --> 00:33:06,116 The next queen coming onto the stage is gorgeous. 992 00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:08,786 And when it comes to comedy, she's gorgeous. 993 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,421 Please welcome Lana Ja'Rae! 994 00:33:10,555 --> 00:33:11,588 [applause] 995 00:33:11,722 --> 00:33:12,757 - Wow, Jewels. 996 00:33:12,890 --> 00:33:15,093 I could have said it better myself. 997 00:33:15,226 --> 00:33:16,361 [laughter] 998 00:33:16,493 --> 00:33:17,795 Gouda evening, everyone. 999 00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:19,230 My name is Lana Ja'Rae. 1000 00:33:19,364 --> 00:33:20,832 Some of you may know me as a model, 1001 00:33:20,964 --> 00:33:24,067 a nice pair of legs, or as the judges now know me, 1002 00:33:24,201 --> 00:33:25,336 a disappointment. 1003 00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:26,636 [laughter] 1004 00:33:26,770 --> 00:33:28,472 Mistress is known for being in a lot of eras. 1005 00:33:28,605 --> 00:33:30,141 You know, she's been in her congenial era, 1006 00:33:30,273 --> 00:33:33,277 her top four era, but for her doctor's sake, 1007 00:33:33,411 --> 00:33:36,279 let's all pray she's in her fitness era. 1008 00:33:36,413 --> 00:33:38,148 Now Plane Jane. 1009 00:33:38,281 --> 00:33:39,817 Sister, how are you doing tonight? 1010 00:33:39,951 --> 00:33:40,884 - I'm good-- 1011 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,286 - Actually, I don't give a fuck. 1012 00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:43,653 [laughter] 1013 00:33:43,788 --> 00:33:46,022 Plane Jane is so white, she's not racist, 1014 00:33:46,156 --> 00:33:49,126 because she has a Black friend, Kori King. 1015 00:33:49,259 --> 00:33:52,163 Plane Jane, honestly, I don't have that much material on you, 1016 00:33:52,296 --> 00:33:56,433 because some of these jokes really just white themselves. 1017 00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:57,969 Now, Kandy Muse. 1018 00:33:58,102 --> 00:34:01,204 Her "Drag Race" legacy will be remembered for so many, 1019 00:34:01,338 --> 00:34:03,007 many year. 1020 00:34:03,141 --> 00:34:04,909 [laughter] 1021 00:34:05,041 --> 00:34:09,313 Kandy muse is so dumb, period. 1022 00:34:09,447 --> 00:34:10,347 [laughter] 1023 00:34:10,481 --> 00:34:11,516 - Yes, Lana! 1024 00:34:11,648 --> 00:34:14,418 You better tell those jokes, Lana! 1025 00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:16,186 Oh, my sister is killing it. 1026 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,956 - Kandy is known for sitting alone in the VIP, 1027 00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:20,891 but I actually have a fun fact. 1028 00:34:21,025 --> 00:34:22,659 She wasn't sitting alone in the VIP-- 1029 00:34:22,793 --> 00:34:25,797 she was saving 10 seats for Ts Madison's ass. 1030 00:34:25,929 --> 00:34:27,398 [laughter] 1031 00:34:27,532 --> 00:34:29,699 Now this next queen, she owns the stage, 1032 00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:31,969 much like her family owned my ancestors. 1033 00:34:32,103 --> 00:34:33,237 - Oh, my God. 1034 00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:36,974 - Make some noise for the one and only Sam Star! 1035 00:34:37,108 --> 00:34:38,376 - Hello, everyone. 1036 00:34:38,509 --> 00:34:39,543 Please give it up one more time 1037 00:34:39,677 --> 00:34:41,612 for my long-time family friend, 1038 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:43,713 Miss Lana Ja'Rae. 1039 00:34:43,847 --> 00:34:44,715 [laughter] 1040 00:34:44,849 --> 00:34:46,150 Miss Plane Jane. 1041 00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:48,518 Plane did introduce herself to the world 1042 00:34:48,652 --> 00:34:50,521 with her iconic burger finger. 1043 00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:54,492 And her drag sister, Kori King, introduced herself to the world 1044 00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:56,159 with her butthole finger. 1045 00:34:56,293 --> 00:34:58,295 [laughter] 1046 00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:01,132 We have the fabulous Kandy Muse. 1047 00:35:01,264 --> 00:35:03,400 Kandy Muse is so ugly, 1048 00:35:03,534 --> 00:35:05,635 she don't get asked out on dates. 1049 00:35:05,769 --> 00:35:07,572 She gets asked out on dares. 1050 00:35:07,704 --> 00:35:09,273 [laughter] 1051 00:35:09,407 --> 00:35:10,675 - Why you laughing? 1052 00:35:10,807 --> 00:35:12,443 [laughter] 1053 00:35:12,577 --> 00:35:15,346 - And in closing, to my Southern sister, 1054 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,516 Mistress, all I have to say to you is, 1055 00:35:18,648 --> 00:35:21,485 bless your heart... disease. 1056 00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:24,121 [laughter] 1057 00:35:25,523 --> 00:35:28,826 - One more fat joke, and I'm gonna lose it! 1058 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,027 - Thank you all so much. 1059 00:35:30,161 --> 00:35:33,697 Give it up for Lydia Butthole Kollins! 1060 00:35:33,831 --> 00:35:36,067 [cheers and applause] - Thank you, Sam. 1061 00:35:36,199 --> 00:35:39,903 And thank you, Ru, for bringing us these things. 1062 00:35:40,036 --> 00:35:42,172 First I want to say hello to the panel, though. 1063 00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:43,440 Ru, hi. 1064 00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:46,376 Now that Kori's gone, I am going to need 1065 00:35:46,510 --> 00:35:48,945 another bald Black man to fill that void. 1066 00:35:49,079 --> 00:35:53,416 And you do like seeing me in the bottom anyway, so... 1067 00:35:53,550 --> 00:35:55,018 Also, Whitney Cummings is here. 1068 00:35:55,152 --> 00:35:56,621 Hello. - Hi. 1069 00:35:56,753 --> 00:35:59,422 - Whitney, I am so sorry 1070 00:35:59,556 --> 00:36:01,159 that I yawned yesterday during our table read. 1071 00:36:01,291 --> 00:36:04,094 - [laughs] - The truth is, I wasn't tired. 1072 00:36:04,228 --> 00:36:05,496 You're just really fucking boring. 1073 00:36:05,630 --> 00:36:07,164 - Oh, my-- 1074 00:36:07,297 --> 00:36:11,369 - I'm just going to get to our main event, the villains. 1075 00:36:11,501 --> 00:36:12,836 A couple of these divas know a thing or two 1076 00:36:12,969 --> 00:36:14,972 about roasting and shredding. 1077 00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:18,643 Like a pot roast, shredded chicken, roast beef. 1078 00:36:18,775 --> 00:36:20,644 Mistress, I'm honestly surprised 1079 00:36:20,777 --> 00:36:21,913 you could be on "Drag Race." 1080 00:36:22,045 --> 00:36:24,648 Bitch, you're not racing anyone. 1081 00:36:24,782 --> 00:36:27,184 [laughter] 1082 00:36:27,318 --> 00:36:29,619 - Oh, boy, Miss Butthole. 1083 00:36:29,753 --> 00:36:31,355 Did you just bleach it? 1084 00:36:31,489 --> 00:36:34,257 Look, it's so pretty and funny. 1085 00:36:34,391 --> 00:36:35,293 [gasps] 1086 00:36:35,425 --> 00:36:36,860 - Mistress, it is an honor 1087 00:36:36,994 --> 00:36:37,961 to be here with you. 1088 00:36:38,094 --> 00:36:40,097 I'm a really, really big fan... 1089 00:36:40,231 --> 00:36:41,599 is what Mistress would say 1090 00:36:41,731 --> 00:36:43,400 if she was dressed like an oscillating fan. 1091 00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:46,304 [laughter] 1092 00:36:46,436 --> 00:36:49,106 Moving on, Jenny from the blob. 1093 00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:50,173 Kandy Muse. 1094 00:36:50,307 --> 00:36:51,442 - Jenny from the blob. 1095 00:36:51,576 --> 00:36:54,277 - Kandy, you were actually raised as a moron. 1096 00:36:54,411 --> 00:36:55,478 Oh, no. Sorry, I read that wrong. 1097 00:36:55,612 --> 00:36:56,614 As a Mormon. 1098 00:36:56,746 --> 00:36:57,782 [laughter] 1099 00:36:57,914 --> 00:36:59,317 I heard you left the Mormon church, though, 1100 00:36:59,449 --> 00:37:03,221 because you refused to compete with six other women for food. 1101 00:37:03,353 --> 00:37:05,056 [laughter] 1102 00:37:05,188 --> 00:37:06,489 Plane Jane. 1103 00:37:06,623 --> 00:37:09,360 Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule 1104 00:37:09,492 --> 00:37:11,628 jacking it to Amanda Tori Meating's elimination 1105 00:37:11,762 --> 00:37:12,996 to be here with us today. 1106 00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:14,831 [laughter] 1107 00:37:14,965 --> 00:37:16,266 I've learned a lot about Boston drag 1108 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,003 as I've grown very close to Kori King, your sis. 1109 00:37:19,135 --> 00:37:21,472 And I actually did bring a little piece of her with me. 1110 00:37:21,606 --> 00:37:24,608 To this day, her jizz is still in my stomach. 1111 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:25,876 - Oh, God. - Oh, my God! 1112 00:37:26,010 --> 00:37:26,943 [laughter] 1113 00:37:27,077 --> 00:37:28,612 Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 1114 00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:30,347 - Now help me welcome our next queen, 1115 00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:32,048 a reincarnated Edith Piaf 1116 00:37:32,182 --> 00:37:34,452 trapped in a 24-year-old twink's body, 1117 00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:36,320 Suzie Toot. 1118 00:37:36,454 --> 00:37:37,320 [applause] 1119 00:37:37,454 --> 00:37:39,090 - I was fully expecting 1120 00:37:39,222 --> 00:37:42,226 to lift the energy after Lydia, 1121 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,894 and I am in a completely different situation. 1122 00:37:45,028 --> 00:37:46,563 Let's get on with this roast. 1123 00:37:46,697 --> 00:37:51,101 Mistress is the former mother of Sugar and Spice. 1124 00:37:51,235 --> 00:37:53,903 And I thought abortion was illegal in Texas. 1125 00:37:54,038 --> 00:37:55,338 [laughter] 1126 00:37:55,472 --> 00:37:57,641 This would also be the only context in which 1127 00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:00,411 Mistress would cut Sugar out of her life. 1128 00:38:00,543 --> 00:38:01,811 [laughter] 1129 00:38:01,945 --> 00:38:04,949 Kandy Muse fancies herself a television host, 1130 00:38:05,081 --> 00:38:08,885 but the only thing she's hosted consistently is parasites. 1131 00:38:09,019 --> 00:38:10,353 [laughter] 1132 00:38:10,487 --> 00:38:13,257 Now, it's unfair to say that Kandy is just 1133 00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:16,559 riddled with STDs, because she's also riddled 1134 00:38:16,693 --> 00:38:18,829 with a variety pack of mental illnesses. 1135 00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:20,898 [laughter] 1136 00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:24,601 Plane, your sister Kori did sashay away last week. 1137 00:38:24,735 --> 00:38:25,802 But don't worry. 1138 00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:27,637 She carried on your legacy. 1139 00:38:27,771 --> 00:38:30,608 She had a great ass, she was hateful, 1140 00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:33,043 and she left no other impression. 1141 00:38:33,177 --> 00:38:34,378 [laughter] 1142 00:38:34,512 --> 00:38:35,846 - Damn. 1143 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,382 - Now, I am not gonna stand up here 1144 00:38:38,516 --> 00:38:40,550 and call you old, RuPaul, 1145 00:38:40,684 --> 00:38:43,820 because that would just be beating a dead horse, 1146 00:38:43,954 --> 00:38:46,556 which, funny enough, is Raven's job description. 1147 00:38:46,690 --> 00:38:47,590 [laughter] 1148 00:38:47,724 --> 00:38:49,226 - That was good, bitch. 1149 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:50,594 That was good, bitch. 1150 00:38:50,728 --> 00:38:52,329 - And that is my time. 1151 00:38:52,463 --> 00:38:53,630 - Great job, Suzie. 1152 00:38:53,764 --> 00:38:56,300 - Now please welcome to the stage 1153 00:38:56,434 --> 00:38:58,268 your final entertainer, 1154 00:38:58,402 --> 00:39:00,603 a dumb, ugly slut with no friends, 1155 00:39:00,737 --> 00:39:02,005 Lexi Love! 1156 00:39:02,139 --> 00:39:03,440 - Jesus. 1157 00:39:03,574 --> 00:39:04,442 - Damn. 1158 00:39:04,574 --> 00:39:05,976 [cheers and applause] 1159 00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:07,244 [tense music] 1160 00:39:07,378 --> 00:39:09,246 - When Suzie says, "You have no friends," 1161 00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:11,315 I'm thinking, oh, fuck. 1162 00:39:11,449 --> 00:39:13,684 Did I--did I turn everybody away from me? 1163 00:39:13,818 --> 00:39:18,621 Every word in my brain left. 1164 00:39:18,755 --> 00:39:19,690 I-- 1165 00:39:19,824 --> 00:39:21,192 ahh! 1166 00:39:21,324 --> 00:39:22,626 No friends, no family, 1167 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,362 but I'm gonna fuck this up, honey. 1168 00:39:24,494 --> 00:39:25,362 - Whoo! 1169 00:39:25,496 --> 00:39:26,597 - Thank you, Suzie Toot! 1170 00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:27,831 You might be known after this 1171 00:39:27,965 --> 00:39:30,067 as the Jinkx Monsoon for Dummies. 1172 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,268 [laughter] 1173 00:39:31,402 --> 00:39:34,538 On to our three deplorables of the evening. 1174 00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:37,108 The only thing more terrifying than these three individuals 1175 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:42,380 is you, RuPaul Bunyan. 1176 00:39:42,512 --> 00:39:43,380 [laughter] 1177 00:39:43,514 --> 00:39:44,914 Damn. 1178 00:39:45,048 --> 00:39:46,483 - Yikes. 1179 00:39:46,617 --> 00:39:49,286 - Kandy Muse has such a rotted cunt mouth, 1180 00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:51,021 Donald Trump tried to grab her by it. 1181 00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:52,422 - Ah. - Rah. 1182 00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:53,791 Allegedly, of course. 1183 00:39:53,923 --> 00:39:55,826 - Yeah. - Allegedly. 1184 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,260 Plane. Plane Jane. 1185 00:39:57,393 --> 00:39:59,730 Plane is actually very attractive. 1186 00:39:59,864 --> 00:40:03,400 She looks like Freddie Prinze Jr. outside of drag, 1187 00:40:03,534 --> 00:40:06,503 if Freddie Prinze Jr. smoked crystal methamphetamines. 1188 00:40:06,637 --> 00:40:08,572 - Oh. - And I would know, honey. 1189 00:40:08,706 --> 00:40:12,376 I was an avid frequent flyer for years. 1190 00:40:12,510 --> 00:40:14,077 The only thing meaner than Plane Jane 1191 00:40:14,210 --> 00:40:16,746 is Kandy Muse's underbite. 1192 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,916 - Hey! 1193 00:40:19,048 --> 00:40:20,550 - Let's talk about Mistress Isabella. 1194 00:40:20,684 --> 00:40:21,652 - Isabelle, babe. 1195 00:40:21,786 --> 00:40:22,786 - Isabelle. 1196 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,320 Sorry, I love to add letters in 1197 00:40:24,454 --> 00:40:25,922 like you like to add carbs. 1198 00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:27,358 - [screaming] - Oh--oh. 1199 00:40:27,490 --> 00:40:29,659 - I do want to thank everybody for joining us here tonight. 1200 00:40:29,793 --> 00:40:32,396 This has been a complete and total waste of my time, 1201 00:40:32,530 --> 00:40:34,664 and I'm starting to smell sulfur. 1202 00:40:34,798 --> 00:40:36,934 So I'll see you ladies in hell. 1203 00:40:37,067 --> 00:40:38,335 Good night. 1204 00:40:38,469 --> 00:40:40,471 [applause] 1205 00:40:40,603 --> 00:40:44,407 - And now let's hear from our villains. 1206 00:40:44,541 --> 00:40:47,110 - Now me and the dolls just have some quick words 1207 00:40:47,244 --> 00:40:48,545 for the girls. 1208 00:40:48,679 --> 00:40:54,150 Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. 1209 00:40:54,284 --> 00:40:55,719 You're going home next. 1210 00:40:55,853 --> 00:40:58,054 [all screaming] 1211 00:40:58,188 --> 00:41:01,358 - This was the most excruciating meet and greet 1212 00:41:01,492 --> 00:41:03,626 that I've ever been a part of. [laughter] 1213 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,096 You girls truly did the impossible. 1214 00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:07,965 Lydia, you made me hate buttholes. 1215 00:41:08,097 --> 00:41:10,534 Suzie, you made me hate drag. 1216 00:41:10,668 --> 00:41:12,335 [laughter] 1217 00:41:12,469 --> 00:41:14,438 - Y'all know drag family means a lot to me. 1218 00:41:14,572 --> 00:41:16,407 To my two nieces here today, 1219 00:41:16,539 --> 00:41:17,440 Miss Lana Ja'Rae, 1220 00:41:17,574 --> 00:41:18,775 I'm glad to see you're carrying on 1221 00:41:18,909 --> 00:41:19,976 Luxx's fourth placement. 1222 00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:21,478 [all screaming] 1223 00:41:21,612 --> 00:41:23,179 And to Arrietty, at least you've done 1224 00:41:23,313 --> 00:41:24,914 better than the water girl. 1225 00:41:25,048 --> 00:41:26,282 [laughter] 1226 00:41:26,416 --> 00:41:28,786 - So, with that being said, let the music play. 1227 00:41:28,918 --> 00:41:30,353 - [singing] I, I, I'm that bitch 1228 00:41:30,487 --> 00:41:31,355 I, I'm that bitch 1229 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:32,722 I, I, I'm that bitch 1230 00:41:32,856 --> 00:41:34,123 That's the way it is, don't, don't 1231 00:41:34,257 --> 00:41:35,259 Don't you wish 1232 00:41:35,391 --> 00:41:36,427 You could be that rich 1233 00:41:36,559 --> 00:41:37,561 But you ain't that bitch 1234 00:41:37,695 --> 00:41:39,262 It's unanimous 1235 00:41:40,563 --> 00:41:41,931 I'm that bitch 1236 00:41:42,065 --> 00:41:45,001 [cheering] 1237 00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:47,237 [singing] You say you want to win it 1238 00:41:47,371 --> 00:41:50,340 Category is, Who Wears Short Shorts? 1239 00:41:50,474 --> 00:41:52,876 Up first, Onya Nurve. 1240 00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:53,978 - Whoo! 1241 00:41:54,110 --> 00:41:56,813 - Girl, she got a wedgie. 1242 00:41:56,947 --> 00:41:59,349 - Imagine a big old pair of shorts 1243 00:41:59,483 --> 00:42:02,418 and it can go all the way up to your titties 1244 00:42:02,552 --> 00:42:06,155 to give you the most ultimate wedgie, baby. 1245 00:42:06,289 --> 00:42:07,724 But make it fashion. 1246 00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:11,327 The zipper comes down and you can see my cha-chas, honey. 1247 00:42:11,461 --> 00:42:13,931 - She puts the "ass" in "acid wash." 1248 00:42:14,063 --> 00:42:15,266 [laughter] 1249 00:42:15,398 --> 00:42:16,534 - Arrietty. 1250 00:42:16,666 --> 00:42:17,768 Ooh. 1251 00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:20,570 Heavy is the tuck that wears the crown. 1252 00:42:20,704 --> 00:42:23,907 - Have y'all ever wondered what a elven royal 1253 00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:25,509 would wear to play football? 1254 00:42:25,643 --> 00:42:27,311 Well, we don't actually play the game. 1255 00:42:27,443 --> 00:42:28,344 We ain't getting dirty. 1256 00:42:28,478 --> 00:42:30,047 Looking like this? 1257 00:42:30,179 --> 00:42:31,447 Miss Mama, no ma'am. 1258 00:42:31,581 --> 00:42:34,083 - This is what the first gay Pope will look like. 1259 00:42:34,217 --> 00:42:35,952 [laughter] 1260 00:42:36,085 --> 00:42:37,454 - "Jewelsh Shparkles." 1261 00:42:37,588 --> 00:42:38,521 - Jewels Sparkles. 1262 00:42:38,655 --> 00:42:39,856 - What they do? - "Jewels Sparkles." 1263 00:42:39,989 --> 00:42:41,057 - "Jers Sparkers." 1264 00:42:41,190 --> 00:42:43,327 Marie Antoinette. 1265 00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:46,563 - I've got bows in my hair, bows on my shorts. 1266 00:42:46,697 --> 00:42:48,298 I've got grommets everywhere. 1267 00:42:48,431 --> 00:42:52,001 We've got everything that it takes to be Jewels. 1268 00:42:52,135 --> 00:42:54,237 I feel very, very gorgeous. 1269 00:42:54,371 --> 00:42:58,007 - Pantaloons from Petticoat Junction. 1270 00:42:58,141 --> 00:43:00,443 - Petticoat Junction. 1271 00:43:00,577 --> 00:43:01,811 - Lana Ja'Rae. 1272 00:43:01,945 --> 00:43:03,681 - Oh, shit. - OK. 1273 00:43:03,813 --> 00:43:04,782 - Come on, Naomi. 1274 00:43:04,914 --> 00:43:06,349 - Don't throw the Birkin bag. 1275 00:43:06,483 --> 00:43:07,784 [laughter] 1276 00:43:07,918 --> 00:43:09,286 - I am channeling Naomi Campbell, 1277 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:10,920 Dsquared, 2003. 1278 00:43:11,054 --> 00:43:13,590 I am running down the runway giving bad bitch energy. 1279 00:43:13,724 --> 00:43:15,659 I feel so beautiful and I'm so honored 1280 00:43:15,793 --> 00:43:19,228 I get to pay homage to someone so inspirational to my drag. 1281 00:43:19,362 --> 00:43:20,664 - Is that a MAGA hat? Oh. 1282 00:43:20,797 --> 00:43:22,599 - Make America Drag Again. - Yeah. 1283 00:43:22,733 --> 00:43:24,134 - Nobody can wear a red hat anymore, you know? 1284 00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:25,168 - I know. - I know. 1285 00:43:25,302 --> 00:43:26,903 - "Sham Shtar." 1286 00:43:27,036 --> 00:43:28,606 - This is Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. 1287 00:43:28,739 --> 00:43:29,806 - In one. - Yeah. 1288 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,208 - My short shorts, they are high cut 1289 00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:33,943 and adorned with stars. 1290 00:43:34,077 --> 00:43:36,813 I always was secretly jealous of the football team 1291 00:43:36,947 --> 00:43:38,614 because they were so cool and popular. 1292 00:43:38,748 --> 00:43:41,585 So this is a tribute to all of the sexy 1293 00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:42,885 football players in the world. 1294 00:43:43,019 --> 00:43:44,021 And if you're single, 1295 00:43:44,153 --> 00:43:45,188 call me--ding! 1296 00:43:45,322 --> 00:43:46,222 - Anal beads. 1297 00:43:46,356 --> 00:43:48,492 Don't leave home without them! 1298 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:49,927 [laughter] 1299 00:43:50,059 --> 00:43:52,295 Lydia Butthole Kollins. 1300 00:43:52,429 --> 00:43:53,731 Now this is a gutsy look. 1301 00:43:53,864 --> 00:43:55,865 - It is. It is. 1302 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,802 - I am a very tragic tale this week. 1303 00:43:58,936 --> 00:44:00,570 It's a chemical peel gone wrong. 1304 00:44:00,704 --> 00:44:02,005 My skin is falling off. 1305 00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:05,141 But luckily, my skin has stayed just around my cooter 1306 00:44:05,275 --> 00:44:06,443 to cover it perfectly. 1307 00:44:06,577 --> 00:44:09,079 The skin shorts are made out of a tulle fabric, 1308 00:44:09,213 --> 00:44:10,880 and on the back of them is a cute 1309 00:44:11,014 --> 00:44:11,882 little sparkling butthole. 1310 00:44:12,016 --> 00:44:12,882 Come to the party. 1311 00:44:13,016 --> 00:44:14,851 Come inside my butthole. 1312 00:44:15,686 --> 00:44:16,987 That might be too much. 1313 00:44:17,121 --> 00:44:19,289 - I did not give her permission to use my before picture. 1314 00:44:19,422 --> 00:44:21,157 [laughter] 1315 00:44:21,291 --> 00:44:22,458 - Suzie Toot. 1316 00:44:22,592 --> 00:44:23,594 You've heard of "The Merchant of Venice"? 1317 00:44:23,726 --> 00:44:24,827 - Yes. 1318 00:44:24,961 --> 00:44:26,396 - Well, this is "The Merchant of Penis." 1319 00:44:26,530 --> 00:44:29,166 - Oh, wow! 1320 00:44:29,298 --> 00:44:33,403 - I'm giving you full Elizabethan puffy shorts. 1321 00:44:33,536 --> 00:44:36,672 And baby, I whipped that cape off to reveal 1322 00:44:36,806 --> 00:44:38,275 my fruity little butt. 1323 00:44:38,409 --> 00:44:39,275 - Oh. - OK. 1324 00:44:39,409 --> 00:44:40,911 - It is historical. 1325 00:44:41,045 --> 00:44:41,978 It's elevated. 1326 00:44:42,112 --> 00:44:44,313 It's a cerebral kind of look. 1327 00:44:44,447 --> 00:44:47,684 - Now appearing in "A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream." 1328 00:44:47,818 --> 00:44:49,385 [laughter] 1329 00:44:49,519 --> 00:44:50,621 - Lexi Love. 1330 00:44:50,753 --> 00:44:52,021 - What kind of love? - Lexi Love. 1331 00:44:52,155 --> 00:44:54,291 - Whoo! OK. 1332 00:44:54,425 --> 00:44:58,561 - My look is a love letter to my village, 1333 00:44:58,695 --> 00:45:01,065 my mom, and a couple of her girlfriends 1334 00:45:01,197 --> 00:45:03,166 and my drag family. 1335 00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:07,737 Everybody spent hours stoning every pair of these shorts, 1336 00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:11,875 and I feel wrapped in love. 1337 00:45:12,009 --> 00:45:15,746 - If you stay shreddy, you ain't got to get shreddy. 1338 00:45:17,213 --> 00:45:18,414 Welcome, queens. 1339 00:45:18,548 --> 00:45:20,516 I've made some decisions. 1340 00:45:20,650 --> 00:45:21,518 [tense music] 1341 00:45:21,652 --> 00:45:22,753 When I call your name, 1342 00:45:22,885 --> 00:45:25,255 please step forward. 1343 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:27,391 Onya Nurve. 1344 00:45:27,523 --> 00:45:30,293 Suzie Toot. 1345 00:45:30,427 --> 00:45:32,929 Ladies, you are safe. 1346 00:45:33,063 --> 00:45:34,164 - Thank you. 1347 00:45:34,297 --> 00:45:36,032 - You may leave the stage. 1348 00:45:40,204 --> 00:45:41,204 [dramatic music] 1349 00:45:41,338 --> 00:45:42,472 Queens. 1350 00:45:42,606 --> 00:45:45,242 You represent the tops and bottoms of the week. 1351 00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:48,112 Now it's time for the judges' critiques. 1352 00:45:48,244 --> 00:45:50,146 First up, Arrietty. 1353 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:54,617 - Arrietty, you seemed unsure, but you went for it. 1354 00:45:54,751 --> 00:45:57,653 And then the minute you fell, even just a little bit-- 1355 00:45:57,788 --> 00:45:59,088 - Ooh, I said that wrong. 1356 00:45:59,222 --> 00:46:00,356 - It took you down. 1357 00:46:00,490 --> 00:46:02,693 - I just want to remind you that you did 1358 00:46:02,826 --> 00:46:05,528 about as well as you said you were going to do. 1359 00:46:05,661 --> 00:46:09,867 So I would just challenge you to anticipate winning 1360 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,335 and see what happens in every part of your life. 1361 00:46:12,469 --> 00:46:15,472 - Tonight's look is my favorite look. 1362 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,340 When they said, "Who Wears Short Shorts?" 1363 00:46:17,474 --> 00:46:18,809 I was like, hey, shorty! 1364 00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:19,909 [laughter] 1365 00:46:20,043 --> 00:46:21,277 - Can you not move your face right now? 1366 00:46:21,411 --> 00:46:22,278 Is that what's happening? - No, I know. 1367 00:46:22,411 --> 00:46:23,313 I'm trying not to smile. 1368 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:24,414 It's, like, glued to my face. 1369 00:46:24,547 --> 00:46:26,382 I'm sorry I have a bitch face. So-- 1370 00:46:26,516 --> 00:46:28,351 - I love that you're subtitling your face right now. 1371 00:46:28,485 --> 00:46:30,119 [laughter] 1372 00:46:30,253 --> 00:46:31,255 - Shut up! 1373 00:46:31,387 --> 00:46:33,590 - Up next, "Jewelsh Shparklesh." 1374 00:46:33,724 --> 00:46:34,625 - Hi! 1375 00:46:34,757 --> 00:46:35,659 - Started out really strong. 1376 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:36,726 You got up to the podium, 1377 00:46:36,860 --> 00:46:38,394 and you said, that was intelligent. 1378 00:46:38,528 --> 00:46:39,695 [laughter] 1379 00:46:39,829 --> 00:46:41,664 - So that was actually really funny 1380 00:46:41,797 --> 00:46:43,032 and my hopes were very high. 1381 00:46:43,166 --> 00:46:46,335 When you, kind of like Arrietty, started not hitting-- 1382 00:46:46,469 --> 00:46:47,938 - Let me say...[giggles] 1383 00:46:48,070 --> 00:46:49,405 - It threw you off. 1384 00:46:49,539 --> 00:46:51,474 However, the difference is, you were pushing through it. 1385 00:46:51,608 --> 00:46:52,708 You weren't gonna stop. 1386 00:46:52,842 --> 00:46:55,344 You were just doing bad joke after bad joke. 1387 00:46:55,478 --> 00:46:56,346 [laughter] 1388 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,347 - Damn. 1389 00:46:57,481 --> 00:46:58,581 - You are absolutely stunning. 1390 00:46:58,715 --> 00:46:59,983 I love the big poof. 1391 00:47:00,117 --> 00:47:02,952 Your superpower, I think, is your sweetness. 1392 00:47:03,085 --> 00:47:05,155 And the roasting thing is a skill 1393 00:47:05,289 --> 00:47:07,490 I really think you should work on because 1394 00:47:07,623 --> 00:47:09,659 you can get away with murder. 1395 00:47:09,793 --> 00:47:12,262 You could be the Caitlyn Jenner of drag. 1396 00:47:12,396 --> 00:47:14,231 - Wait! - [groans] 1397 00:47:14,364 --> 00:47:16,532 - Wait. - Fuck. 1398 00:47:16,666 --> 00:47:18,202 - Up next, Lana Ja'Rae. 1399 00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:19,469 - Hi. 1400 00:47:19,603 --> 00:47:20,536 - White! 1401 00:47:20,670 --> 00:47:22,606 [laughter] 1402 00:47:22,739 --> 00:47:25,409 - Some of these jokes really just white themselves. 1403 00:47:25,541 --> 00:47:27,244 - Honey, those white jokes 1404 00:47:27,376 --> 00:47:29,713 really, really, really got it for me. 1405 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:30,914 - When it's white, it's white. 1406 00:47:31,047 --> 00:47:31,981 - Congratulations. 1407 00:47:32,114 --> 00:47:33,416 I hope you're so proud of yourself. 1408 00:47:33,550 --> 00:47:34,418 I am so proud of you. 1409 00:47:34,550 --> 00:47:36,353 I get Britney Spears's dad. 1410 00:47:36,485 --> 00:47:37,820 I want to just lock you in a house 1411 00:47:37,954 --> 00:47:39,489 and have you all to myself. 1412 00:47:39,623 --> 00:47:41,190 - Well--well, yes. 1413 00:47:41,324 --> 00:47:42,492 [laughs] 1414 00:47:42,626 --> 00:47:44,561 - Did Naomi wear this in the Dsquared show? 1415 00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:46,329 - Yes, this was Naomi Campbell with Dsquared 2003. 1416 00:47:46,463 --> 00:47:47,431 - Yeah. 1417 00:47:47,563 --> 00:47:49,867 But for here, like, it's different. 1418 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,369 This is, like, I got this at the mall at Wet Seal. 1419 00:47:53,503 --> 00:47:54,771 That's not even open anymore. 1420 00:47:54,905 --> 00:47:57,306 - That's the meanest thing I've heard today. 1421 00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,043 - There's not enough Lana in this outfit. 1422 00:48:00,177 --> 00:48:02,346 But you proved that in the roast tonight. 1423 00:48:02,478 --> 00:48:03,413 - I'm good-- 1424 00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:04,882 - Actually, I don't give a fuck. 1425 00:48:05,014 --> 00:48:08,018 - I really got a sense of who you are, 1426 00:48:08,150 --> 00:48:10,086 and that was so refreshing. 1427 00:48:10,219 --> 00:48:12,556 Up next, "Sham Shtar." 1428 00:48:12,688 --> 00:48:13,990 - You were a Southern belle. 1429 00:48:14,123 --> 00:48:16,360 You came in, you stuck the knife in very slow. 1430 00:48:16,492 --> 00:48:17,793 You turned it around, honey. 1431 00:48:17,927 --> 00:48:21,264 And those girls felt every piece of it, even me. 1432 00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:22,498 - Good! 1433 00:48:22,632 --> 00:48:24,233 - And it's hard to stick something in me 1434 00:48:24,367 --> 00:48:25,469 and I don't feel it, baby. 1435 00:48:25,601 --> 00:48:26,702 [laughter] 1436 00:48:26,836 --> 00:48:28,771 - When you said, as we say in the South, 1437 00:48:28,905 --> 00:48:31,240 bless your sweet little heart. 1438 00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:32,242 - Disease. 1439 00:48:32,376 --> 00:48:34,277 - That floored me. 1440 00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:36,947 - Your performance was just amazing. 1441 00:48:37,079 --> 00:48:39,215 You make it look easy, which is kind of annoying. 1442 00:48:39,349 --> 00:48:42,219 - And then tonight, this is a drag look. 1443 00:48:42,351 --> 00:48:44,186 - So y'all can do your favorite looks. 1444 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:47,224 Just bring it here dragged up. 1445 00:48:47,356 --> 00:48:50,059 - Up next, Lydia Butthole Kollins. 1446 00:48:50,193 --> 00:48:51,161 - Hello. 1447 00:48:51,295 --> 00:48:52,829 - Lydia, your comic timing-- 1448 00:48:52,963 --> 00:48:54,463 - You're not racing anyone. 1449 00:48:54,597 --> 00:48:55,831 - It was so perfect. 1450 00:48:55,965 --> 00:48:57,967 I was like, is that my biological clock? 1451 00:48:58,101 --> 00:49:00,871 Why--What is ticking so perfectly? 1452 00:49:01,003 --> 00:49:02,172 - Thank you so much. 1453 00:49:02,306 --> 00:49:06,476 - What gathered me was the oscillating fan. 1454 00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:07,744 Girl. 1455 00:49:07,878 --> 00:49:09,913 - That was my favorite one. 1456 00:49:10,047 --> 00:49:11,047 - I love this look. 1457 00:49:11,181 --> 00:49:12,181 It's very you. 1458 00:49:12,315 --> 00:49:14,550 It's very ballsy, so to speak. 1459 00:49:14,684 --> 00:49:16,887 It doesn't really read short shorts to me, 1460 00:49:17,019 --> 00:49:18,088 I'm not going to lie. 1461 00:49:18,221 --> 00:49:19,956 - Listen, even this outfit, I get you. 1462 00:49:20,090 --> 00:49:22,358 You're the kids I grew up with in the East Village. 1463 00:49:22,492 --> 00:49:24,260 More importantly, you get it. 1464 00:49:24,393 --> 00:49:25,295 - All right. 1465 00:49:25,429 --> 00:49:27,331 Everybody say Lexi Love. 1466 00:49:27,463 --> 00:49:28,632 - Yes. 1467 00:49:28,764 --> 00:49:32,168 - So what I really loved about your roast was 1468 00:49:32,302 --> 00:49:34,403 how you admitted when the jokes did not-- 1469 00:49:34,538 --> 00:49:35,405 [laughs] 1470 00:49:35,539 --> 00:49:36,606 When they were not landing. 1471 00:49:36,739 --> 00:49:37,840 You brought us in, 1472 00:49:37,974 --> 00:49:39,742 so we didn't have that uneasy feeling. 1473 00:49:39,876 --> 00:49:42,945 However, they weren't funny. 1474 00:49:43,079 --> 00:49:43,981 - Got it. 1475 00:49:44,114 --> 00:49:45,715 - This look tonight, I like it. 1476 00:49:45,849 --> 00:49:47,451 It's all shredded and tore up. 1477 00:49:47,583 --> 00:49:49,987 Have you worn something where you drug it on the floor before 1478 00:49:50,119 --> 00:49:51,221 while I was here? 1479 00:49:51,355 --> 00:49:52,289 - Uh, I don't know. 1480 00:49:52,422 --> 00:49:54,523 - Probably every week, yeah, yeah. 1481 00:49:54,657 --> 00:49:57,594 - Every week, Ru said? 1482 00:49:57,728 --> 00:50:00,396 - Now I know you had some issues with going last. 1483 00:50:00,530 --> 00:50:03,233 - I got upset because I felt like the placement 1484 00:50:03,367 --> 00:50:05,802 of Suzie right before me was going to throw me off. 1485 00:50:05,936 --> 00:50:09,206 And Jewels knows my inner saboteur loves 1486 00:50:09,338 --> 00:50:11,173 to tell myself the things that 1487 00:50:11,307 --> 00:50:12,708 Suzie Toot is better than me at. 1488 00:50:12,842 --> 00:50:14,811 Because let's face it, I was sucking dick 1489 00:50:14,945 --> 00:50:17,079 and smoking meth while she was studying 1490 00:50:17,213 --> 00:50:18,547 and becoming better. 1491 00:50:18,681 --> 00:50:21,318 - You and Suzie are totally two different kinds of queens. 1492 00:50:21,451 --> 00:50:23,119 Your saboteur is lying to you. 1493 00:50:23,253 --> 00:50:24,554 - You know who you remind me of? 1494 00:50:24,688 --> 00:50:26,088 Me. 1495 00:50:26,222 --> 00:50:28,291 We're the bitches that don't take our Adderall 1496 00:50:28,425 --> 00:50:30,393 because we forgot it in some guy's car. 1497 00:50:30,527 --> 00:50:33,929 I don't have any notes or critiques for you. 1498 00:50:34,063 --> 00:50:37,067 I do have something to say to your inner critic. 1499 00:50:37,199 --> 00:50:39,436 And that is, fuck you. 1500 00:50:39,568 --> 00:50:43,306 Let this be the last time that your inner saboteur 1501 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:44,407 gets to speak. 1502 00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:45,641 - Thank you. 1503 00:50:45,775 --> 00:50:46,809 - Thank you, queens. 1504 00:50:46,943 --> 00:50:48,110 I think we've heard enough. 1505 00:50:48,244 --> 00:50:50,480 While you untuck backstage, 1506 00:50:50,614 --> 00:50:53,250 the judges and I will deliberate. 1507 00:50:53,382 --> 00:50:54,483 All right. 1508 00:50:54,617 --> 00:50:55,851 Now, just between us squirrel friends, 1509 00:50:55,985 --> 00:50:56,853 what do you think? 1510 00:50:56,987 --> 00:50:59,056 Let's start with Arrietty. 1511 00:50:59,188 --> 00:51:00,824 - Her looks are amazing. 1512 00:51:00,956 --> 00:51:02,992 But when it comes down to the challenge, honey, 1513 00:51:03,126 --> 00:51:04,860 Arrietty was her own worst enemy. 1514 00:51:04,994 --> 00:51:06,762 - She's very concerned with how she looks 1515 00:51:06,896 --> 00:51:08,398 and how other people see her. 1516 00:51:08,532 --> 00:51:10,032 And honey, if you're doing a roast, you have to throw 1517 00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:11,034 that stuff out the window. 1518 00:51:11,168 --> 00:51:12,034 - Yes. 1519 00:51:12,168 --> 00:51:13,103 - Jewels Sparkles. 1520 00:51:13,235 --> 00:51:15,204 - Listen. Jewels' jokes didn't land. 1521 00:51:15,338 --> 00:51:16,840 Honey, there were people that caught more STDs 1522 00:51:16,972 --> 00:51:17,940 than they caught her jokes. 1523 00:51:18,074 --> 00:51:19,108 [laughter] 1524 00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:21,677 - But Jewels looked so pretty tonight. 1525 00:51:21,811 --> 00:51:26,016 Yes, Marie Antoinette, I am absolutely fucking sick of. 1526 00:51:26,148 --> 00:51:27,050 [laughter] 1527 00:51:27,184 --> 00:51:28,184 Stop! 1528 00:51:28,318 --> 00:51:30,219 But she looked so pretty. 1529 00:51:30,353 --> 00:51:31,521 - Lana Ja'Rae. 1530 00:51:31,655 --> 00:51:35,224 - I cannot believe how funny Lana Ja'Rae was 1531 00:51:35,358 --> 00:51:36,326 tonight in that roast. 1532 00:51:36,460 --> 00:51:37,494 - Period. 1533 00:51:37,626 --> 00:51:38,594 - I think she was like, listen. 1534 00:51:38,728 --> 00:51:39,596 What have I got to lose? 1535 00:51:39,728 --> 00:51:41,063 - I too, enjoyed her roast, honey. 1536 00:51:41,197 --> 00:51:42,898 I could have cut me a piece of that and had it twice. 1537 00:51:43,032 --> 00:51:43,967 - Mm, fix me a plate. 1538 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:45,268 - But her outfit tonight? 1539 00:51:45,402 --> 00:51:46,802 I didn't want a plate of what she had on. 1540 00:51:46,936 --> 00:51:48,137 - The top looked very cheap. 1541 00:51:48,271 --> 00:51:50,407 I think I saw the children who made it's sweat 1542 00:51:50,539 --> 00:51:52,175 sort of on the-- 1543 00:51:52,309 --> 00:51:53,844 - Dripped on the top? 1544 00:51:53,976 --> 00:51:55,010 [laughter] 1545 00:51:55,144 --> 00:51:56,313 - Sam Star. 1546 00:51:56,445 --> 00:51:58,782 - She needed that one critique a couple weeks ago, 1547 00:51:58,914 --> 00:52:01,251 and now she has hit the gas pedal. 1548 00:52:01,384 --> 00:52:03,320 Tonight Sam Star got up to the podium. 1549 00:52:03,452 --> 00:52:05,288 It was as if she's been hosting for years. 1550 00:52:05,422 --> 00:52:07,657 - She has this Tracy Flick energy 1551 00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:09,159 that is normally a little repellent. 1552 00:52:09,291 --> 00:52:10,260 - Yeah. 1553 00:52:10,393 --> 00:52:11,293 - It's exciting to watch someone 1554 00:52:11,427 --> 00:52:12,829 want something so bad. 1555 00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:15,632 - Let's talk about Lydia Butthole Kollins. 1556 00:52:15,764 --> 00:52:18,168 - As far as the jokes go, those were probably 1557 00:52:18,300 --> 00:52:19,268 my favorite of the night. 1558 00:52:19,402 --> 00:52:20,336 - Her jizz is still in my stomach. 1559 00:52:20,469 --> 00:52:21,438 - Oh, God. - They were cutting. 1560 00:52:21,570 --> 00:52:22,539 They were roasty. 1561 00:52:22,672 --> 00:52:23,773 - I like my roast the way I like my men. 1562 00:52:23,907 --> 00:52:24,875 - How's that? 1563 00:52:25,007 --> 00:52:26,342 - Dark! [laughter] 1564 00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:28,010 - Maybe it's 'cause I'm a comedian. 1565 00:52:28,143 --> 00:52:30,146 I enjoyed how playful the outfit was. 1566 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:34,050 I enjoyed the sparkly butthole in the back. 1567 00:52:34,184 --> 00:52:36,353 Love Butthole for more reasons. 1568 00:52:36,485 --> 00:52:37,721 - Let's talk about Lexi Love. 1569 00:52:37,853 --> 00:52:41,090 - In the challenge, I wanted her 1570 00:52:41,224 --> 00:52:45,695 to let her saboteur be what makes her win. 1571 00:52:45,829 --> 00:52:49,065 Because when you are a person who struggled with addiction, 1572 00:52:49,199 --> 00:52:51,467 there's somebody that looks like a piece of your addiction 1573 00:52:51,601 --> 00:52:52,969 sitting right next to you. 1574 00:52:53,103 --> 00:52:55,304 - She just has got to do to her inner saboteur 1575 00:52:55,438 --> 00:52:56,773 whatever she did to all those jeans. 1576 00:52:56,907 --> 00:52:57,773 - Uh-huh. - Yes. 1577 00:52:57,907 --> 00:52:59,543 - My saboteur is always there. 1578 00:52:59,675 --> 00:53:00,710 In fact, I've made friends with it. 1579 00:53:00,844 --> 00:53:02,112 I go, hey, girl. What's up? 1580 00:53:02,244 --> 00:53:03,547 Oh, you still there? 1581 00:53:03,679 --> 00:53:05,581 But I'm gonna do this thing over here. 1582 00:53:05,715 --> 00:53:07,184 Once she learns that trick, 1583 00:53:07,317 --> 00:53:09,418 I think there's no stopping Miss Lexi Love. 1584 00:53:09,552 --> 00:53:11,387 - I think we call that multiple personality disorder. 1585 00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:13,056 - Yes, yes. 1586 00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:14,291 [claps] Silence! 1587 00:53:14,423 --> 00:53:16,092 I've made my decision. 1588 00:53:16,226 --> 00:53:18,195 Bring back my girls. 1589 00:53:19,094 --> 00:53:20,329 Welcome back, queens. 1590 00:53:20,463 --> 00:53:22,264 I've made some decisions. 1591 00:53:22,398 --> 00:53:24,501 [tense music] 1592 00:53:24,634 --> 00:53:26,001 Arrietty. 1593 00:53:26,135 --> 00:53:31,106 You were royal on the runway, but your roast was a flush. 1594 00:53:32,509 --> 00:53:35,077 I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination. 1595 00:53:37,447 --> 00:53:38,581 - Lana Ja'Rae. 1596 00:53:38,715 --> 00:53:42,219 Tonight, your roast was so wrong, 1597 00:53:42,351 --> 00:53:43,320 it was white. 1598 00:53:43,452 --> 00:53:45,121 [laughter] 1599 00:53:45,255 --> 00:53:46,489 Sam Star. 1600 00:53:46,623 --> 00:53:50,594 Tonight, you served Southern-fried shade. 1601 00:53:50,726 --> 00:53:52,128 And honey, we sopped it up. 1602 00:53:52,262 --> 00:53:53,630 - With a biscuit. 1603 00:53:53,762 --> 00:53:56,733 - Lydia Butthole Kollins. 1604 00:53:56,865 --> 00:54:00,503 Tonight, you tore that roast a new one. 1605 00:54:00,637 --> 00:54:03,172 [dramatic music] 1606 00:54:03,306 --> 00:54:04,173 Butthole. 1607 00:54:04,306 --> 00:54:05,474 Condragulations. 1608 00:54:05,608 --> 00:54:07,043 You are the winner of this week's challenge. 1609 00:54:07,177 --> 00:54:08,110 [cheers and applause] 1610 00:54:08,244 --> 00:54:10,112 - Oh, my God, Lydia! 1611 00:54:10,246 --> 00:54:11,347 - Come on, Lyddie! 1612 00:54:11,481 --> 00:54:12,648 - Oh, my God. 1613 00:54:12,782 --> 00:54:15,818 - You've won a cash tip of $5,000. 1614 00:54:15,952 --> 00:54:17,253 - Thank you so much. 1615 00:54:17,387 --> 00:54:19,289 I don't even know what to say. 1616 00:54:19,422 --> 00:54:21,557 It feels extra sweet to win the roast, 1617 00:54:21,690 --> 00:54:23,326 especially because it's a comedy challenge. 1618 00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:25,327 I did not expect to win one of those. 1619 00:54:25,461 --> 00:54:27,864 - Lana, Sam, you are both safe. 1620 00:54:27,998 --> 00:54:29,599 The three of you may join the other girls. 1621 00:54:29,733 --> 00:54:31,601 - Thank you so much. - Thank you. 1622 00:54:31,735 --> 00:54:34,204 - I'm just feeling really on top of the world. 1623 00:54:34,336 --> 00:54:36,373 And I'm funny. 1624 00:54:36,505 --> 00:54:38,375 Oh, my God, bitch. 1625 00:54:38,507 --> 00:54:40,976 [ominous music] 1626 00:54:41,110 --> 00:54:42,144 - Jewels Sparkles. 1627 00:54:42,277 --> 00:54:43,980 You soared on the runway. 1628 00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:47,717 But in the roast, your jokes did not land. 1629 00:54:49,418 --> 00:54:50,353 Lexi Love. 1630 00:54:50,487 --> 00:54:52,554 You know where you're going. 1631 00:54:52,688 --> 00:54:55,458 But in the roast, you lost direction. 1632 00:54:59,262 --> 00:55:01,463 Lexi Love... 1633 00:55:01,597 --> 00:55:02,998 you are safe. 1634 00:55:05,534 --> 00:55:09,172 You may join the other girls. 1635 00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:12,541 That means Jewels Sparkles, I'm sorry, my dear, 1636 00:55:12,675 --> 00:55:14,577 but you are up for elimination. 1637 00:55:14,710 --> 00:55:16,713 - I can't believe I'm in this position right now. 1638 00:55:16,846 --> 00:55:18,347 I'm not gonna let this send me home. 1639 00:55:18,481 --> 00:55:19,983 I have to fight. 1640 00:55:20,115 --> 00:55:22,217 Arrietty, you might've stolen my jokes, 1641 00:55:22,351 --> 00:55:25,155 but you are not stealing my spot in this competition. 1642 00:55:25,288 --> 00:55:29,025 - Two queens stand before me. 1643 00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:32,961 Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me 1644 00:55:33,096 --> 00:55:36,599 and save yourself from elimination. 1645 00:55:39,302 --> 00:55:40,536 The time has come... 1646 00:55:40,670 --> 00:55:41,570 [thunder cracking] 1647 00:55:41,704 --> 00:55:43,172 For you to lip sync... 1648 00:55:44,773 --> 00:55:47,677 For your life. 1649 00:55:50,914 --> 00:55:52,481 - This is my second time lip syncing, 1650 00:55:52,614 --> 00:55:54,451 and it feels good and bad. 1651 00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:56,719 Good, because, I mean, she just did all this shit, 1652 00:55:56,853 --> 00:55:58,355 so I'm like, I want to battle her. 1653 00:55:58,487 --> 00:56:01,056 And then bad because I do care about her. 1654 00:56:01,190 --> 00:56:02,358 - Good luck, 1655 00:56:02,492 --> 00:56:05,128 and don't fuck it up. 1656 00:56:05,260 --> 00:56:06,596 - [singing] Hello, girls 1657 00:56:06,730 --> 00:56:08,197 Hello, Beyoncé - Come on, Jewels! 1658 00:56:08,331 --> 00:56:09,733 - [singing] Hello, fellas 1659 00:56:09,865 --> 00:56:11,000 You're pretty swell 1660 00:56:11,134 --> 00:56:12,034 Those petty ones 1661 00:56:12,168 --> 00:56:13,570 Can't [...] with me 1662 00:56:13,702 --> 00:56:14,737 'Cause I'm a clever girl 1663 00:56:14,871 --> 00:56:15,739 - OK! 1664 00:56:15,871 --> 00:56:17,206 - [singing] We clapping 1665 00:56:20,342 --> 00:56:21,510 We drumming 1666 00:56:23,179 --> 00:56:24,246 Ya, ya, ya, ya 1667 00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:26,181 Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya 1668 00:56:26,315 --> 00:56:27,317 Ya, ya, ya, ya 1669 00:56:27,449 --> 00:56:28,617 Oh, ya, ya, ya 1670 00:56:28,751 --> 00:56:31,454 Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, yeah 1671 00:56:31,588 --> 00:56:32,454 Ya, ya, ya, ya 1672 00:56:32,588 --> 00:56:33,956 - Oh, shit! 1673 00:56:34,090 --> 00:56:35,625 - [singing] B-E-Y-I-N-C-E, ya 1674 00:56:39,795 --> 00:56:40,663 My family lived 1675 00:56:40,797 --> 00:56:43,532 And died in America 1676 00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:45,501 Good ole USA 1677 00:56:45,635 --> 00:56:46,503 Good ole USA 1678 00:56:46,635 --> 00:56:47,503 Whole lotta red 1679 00:56:47,637 --> 00:56:49,938 In that white and blue 1680 00:56:50,072 --> 00:56:51,708 History can't be erased 1681 00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:52,708 Ooh 1682 00:56:52,842 --> 00:56:53,842 Are you looking for 1683 00:56:53,976 --> 00:56:55,344 A new America 1684 00:56:55,478 --> 00:56:58,914 - Arrietty, you are using that bustdown wig 1685 00:56:59,047 --> 00:57:00,583 to its fullest capabilities. 1686 00:57:00,717 --> 00:57:02,117 Inches! 1687 00:57:02,251 --> 00:57:05,355 And you better wave them all over every inch of this stage 1688 00:57:05,487 --> 00:57:06,623 if you want to stay. 1689 00:57:06,755 --> 00:57:08,490 - [singing] I don't want to hear no ya ya ya ya 1690 00:57:08,625 --> 00:57:09,525 Ya ya ya ya 1691 00:57:09,659 --> 00:57:10,760 You got me moving 1692 00:57:10,893 --> 00:57:11,760 Boy you got me 1693 00:57:11,894 --> 00:57:12,762 Ooh, and you might 1694 00:57:12,896 --> 00:57:14,264 Know what you doing 1695 00:57:14,396 --> 00:57:18,268 - Jewels is floating across the stage and giving puss. 1696 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,003 This is a fight. 1697 00:57:20,135 --> 00:57:21,003 - [singing] He's giving me 1698 00:57:21,137 --> 00:57:22,871 Sweet sensations 1699 00:57:23,005 --> 00:57:24,773 We gone bust it down 1700 00:57:24,907 --> 00:57:26,141 From Texas - [singing] From Texas 1701 00:57:26,275 --> 00:57:28,143 - [singing] To Gary - [singing] To Gary 1702 00:57:28,277 --> 00:57:29,579 - [singing] All the way down 1703 00:57:29,711 --> 00:57:30,914 To New York City, New York City 1704 00:57:31,047 --> 00:57:32,382 Give me a kiss, big daddy 1705 00:57:32,514 --> 00:57:33,983 You're so pretty, you're so pretty 1706 00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:34,983 But you gotta 1707 00:57:35,117 --> 00:57:37,186 Keep the faith 1708 00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:38,188 We gotta 1709 00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,190 Keep the faith 1710 00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:43,293 - Come on, bitches! 1711 00:57:43,425 --> 00:57:45,994 [cheering] 1712 00:57:48,197 --> 00:57:49,065 - [singing] Ya 1713 00:57:49,199 --> 00:57:50,132 - Yes! 1714 00:57:50,266 --> 00:57:51,134 - Yeah! 1715 00:57:51,266 --> 00:57:52,501 - Yes! 1716 00:57:52,635 --> 00:57:55,103 [all cheering] 1717 00:57:56,806 --> 00:57:58,240 - Goddamn! - Oh! 1718 00:57:58,373 --> 00:57:59,309 - Way to go, bitches! 1719 00:57:59,442 --> 00:58:00,943 - Yes, baby! 1720 00:58:01,077 --> 00:58:02,077 - Queens. 1721 00:58:02,211 --> 00:58:03,679 I've made my decision. 1722 00:58:03,813 --> 00:58:06,648 [suspenseful music] 1723 00:58:09,385 --> 00:58:11,054 Jewels Sparkles... 1724 00:58:11,186 --> 00:58:12,889 shantay, you stay. 1725 00:58:13,021 --> 00:58:15,958 [somber music] 1726 00:58:17,126 --> 00:58:18,827 - Thank you so much. 1727 00:58:18,961 --> 00:58:20,697 - You may join the other girls. 1728 00:58:23,266 --> 00:58:24,534 - I love you so much. 1729 00:58:24,666 --> 00:58:25,969 I love you. 1730 00:58:28,403 --> 00:58:32,608 - Y'all, everybody get ready for Arrietty. 1731 00:58:32,742 --> 00:58:36,378 Now sashay away. 1732 00:58:40,083 --> 00:58:41,150 - Love you. 1733 00:58:42,117 --> 00:58:44,487 - Right, right, right. 1734 00:58:44,621 --> 00:58:46,889 Soak it in. Soak it in. 1735 00:58:47,023 --> 00:58:49,559 - Well, it looks like the runway category 1736 00:58:49,692 --> 00:58:51,693 just dropped immensely. 1737 00:58:51,827 --> 00:58:52,695 - Oh. 1738 00:58:52,829 --> 00:58:53,695 - Y'all ugly boogers. 1739 00:58:53,829 --> 00:58:54,831 [laughs] 1740 00:58:54,963 --> 00:58:57,032 Bye! 1741 00:58:57,166 --> 00:58:59,034 - This is when she decides to be funny? 1742 00:58:59,168 --> 00:59:01,003 [screaming] 1743 00:59:01,137 --> 00:59:02,005 - Put that in! 1744 00:59:02,137 --> 00:59:03,773 Put that in! 1745 00:59:05,307 --> 00:59:06,876 - I just lost. 1746 00:59:07,010 --> 00:59:09,344 How fun. 1747 00:59:09,478 --> 00:59:11,313 I did showcase a lot of my outfits. 1748 00:59:11,447 --> 00:59:15,018 I looked sickening, which is what I do best. 1749 00:59:15,150 --> 00:59:16,985 Totally fucking crazy. 1750 00:59:17,119 --> 00:59:18,153 Except for right now. 1751 00:59:18,288 --> 00:59:20,422 To the ones I like, kill it. 1752 00:59:20,556 --> 00:59:21,858 Knock out the other girls. 1753 00:59:25,661 --> 00:59:26,528 Ooh. 1754 00:59:26,663 --> 00:59:27,730 That's so cunt. 1755 00:59:27,864 --> 00:59:31,501 I guess I'm coming off a little aggressive. 1756 00:59:31,634 --> 00:59:34,036 Which is not the way I want to end. 1757 00:59:34,170 --> 00:59:36,371 With that in mind... 1758 00:59:38,574 --> 00:59:41,077 - Condragulations, queens. 1759 00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:42,911 And remember, if you can't love yourself, 1760 00:59:43,045 --> 00:59:44,780 how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? 1761 00:59:44,914 --> 00:59:46,148 Can I get an "amen" up in here? 1762 00:59:46,282 --> 00:59:47,617 all: Amen! 1763 00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:48,617 - All right. 1764 00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:50,186 Now let the music play. 1765 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:51,320 [singing] Work, they wanna see you let it out 1766 00:59:51,454 --> 00:59:52,322 I know you wanna work 1767 00:59:52,454 --> 00:59:53,690 They wanna see you go off 1768 00:59:53,822 --> 00:59:54,690 I know you wanna work 1769 00:59:54,824 --> 00:59:55,692 You know I am in business 1770 00:59:55,824 --> 00:59:56,693 Come, let's give 'em 1771 00:59:56,826 --> 00:59:57,693 Just what they want 1772 00:59:57,827 --> 00:59:59,362 They wanna see you work 1773 01:00:02,164 --> 01:00:04,000 - Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race"... 1774 01:00:04,132 --> 01:00:07,971 You'll be acting in "Ross Mathews vs. The Ducks." 1775 01:00:08,103 --> 01:00:09,038 [duck quacks] 1776 01:00:09,172 --> 01:00:10,239 - And action. 1777 01:00:10,373 --> 01:00:12,641 - Keep my husband's butt out of your mouth! 1778 01:00:12,775 --> 01:00:13,643 - Ah! 1779 01:00:13,775 --> 01:00:15,277 - Ah! - [laughs] 1780 01:00:15,411 --> 01:00:18,014 - Bad body bitch! 1781 01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:20,382 I messed that up. Sorry. 1782 01:00:20,516 --> 01:00:22,684 [dramatic music] 1783 01:00:22,818 --> 01:00:25,021 - Your energy was just larger than life. 1784 01:00:25,153 --> 01:00:27,523 - All eyes sort of went to her. 1785 01:00:27,657 --> 01:00:29,592 - I was like, uh-oh. 1786 01:00:29,726 --> 01:00:31,027 - Ah! 1787 01:00:33,528 --> 01:00:35,097 - [singing] They want to see you let it out 1788 01:00:35,231 --> 01:00:36,766 I know you want to work, they want to see you go off 1789 01:00:36,898 --> 01:00:38,201 I know you want to work, you know I am in business 1790 01:00:38,333 --> 01:00:39,534 Come, let's give them just what they want 1791 01:00:39,668 --> 01:00:40,902 They want to see you work 1792 01:00:41,036 --> 01:00:42,605 They want to see you let it out 1793 01:00:42,739 --> 01:00:44,273 I know you want to work, they want to see you go off 1794 01:00:44,407 --> 01:00:45,708 I know you want to work, you know I am in business 1795 01:00:45,842 --> 01:00:47,242 Come, let's give them just what they want 1796 01:00:47,376 --> 01:00:49,211 They want to see you work, work, work 1797 01:00:49,344 --> 01:00:51,213 I know you want to work, work, work 1798 01:00:51,347 --> 01:00:53,081 Work, work, work, work, work 1799 01:00:53,215 --> 01:00:55,050 Work, work, work, work, work 1800 01:00:55,184 --> 01:00:56,686 Work, work, work, work, work 1801 01:00:56,818 --> 01:00:59,188 I know you want to work, work, work, work, work