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<i>- Previously on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...</i>

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- You need to turn these
dashing desperadoes

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into dazzling dolls.

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- Damn! These are men!

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[shaver buzzing]

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- Nini Coco.

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- This is a costume with the
same antennas and eyelashes,

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but not a family resemblance.

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- Discord Addams.

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- It just didn't make
any fucking sense.

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And I hate it.

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- Myki Meeks.

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- Y'all are giving opulence.

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- Condragulations.

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You're the winner of
this week's challenge.

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- Nini Coco, shantay, you stay.

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Discord Addams, sashay away.

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[laughter and exclamations]

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<i>[dramatic music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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- [sputters]

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- Whew.

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- Discord has just
been eliminated.

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Although it is sad to
see another person go,

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we're getting nearer
and nearer to the end.

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- In Discord land, I could be
in the top next week.

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I love y'all so much.

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Love, Discord.

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- Yes, Discord.

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- Um, yeah, it's just
really emotional.

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And the first time
lip syncing in the bottom,

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that does not feel good.

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- At least another butterfly
didn't die on the stage.

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- Oh, my God.

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- Jesus Christ, dude.

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[laughter]
- I don't know.

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- I have had such high points
in this competition so far.

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And right now,
I just hit the bottom.

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And it is not
a comfortable place to be.

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Myki, condragulations.

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[all cheering]
Condragulations, Myki.

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Win number two.

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- Win number two, baby.

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To get a win this close to
the finale feels very good.

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And I'm just hyped.

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And Darlene, Juicy, congrats
to y'all, top placement.

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Darlene, I feel like you are
on the high street, bitch.

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- Fwyoo!
- You are through the moon.

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- Going up.
Watch out, sister.

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[laughter]

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Juicy, I'm proud of you

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because you were in your head
a little, you know what I mean?

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- Yeah.
- And, like, you pulled it out.

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- I want to continue
this feeling

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of overcoming my own
personal, like, downfall.

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- For sure.

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- Oh, it feels amazing
to finally have a good week,

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<i>after this four-week low.</i>

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Now I gotta keep this up.
I really got to keep this up.

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As long as I work
really, really hard,

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then, you know,
things are possible.

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- Speaking of
anything's possible--

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[laughter]
- Oh, hey.

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- Whoa.

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- Whoa.
Whoa.

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- I got close to the bottom.

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I don't ever want to
be that close again.

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- Jane, your streak of
placing the top has ended.

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But I don't think
that discredits your journey

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of this competition.

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I do think you broke
a record for placing

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in the top consistently
the most in one season.

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- Yeah.
- And that's pretty amazing.

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- And I love that.

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But I do just want
to bind and rebuke

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whatever you have going on
over here, this narrative,

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and I want to just
reorient the energy

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to that was crazy
what just happened.

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[laughter]

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And we'll be back to our
scheduled programming soon.

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<i>- The other girls
up to this point</i>

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have seen me as, like,
kind of unstoppable.

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And for the first time,
I'm feeling

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a little, like, vulnerable.

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It's just a weird feeling
this late in the game.

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- We all understand the stakes
that we were given,

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so we just got to
fight for it, ladies.

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<i>[tense music]</i>

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<i>- It feels like Jane is
starting to show a few cracks.</i>

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And now that
we are at top five,

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the odds of ending up
in the bottom are even higher.

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And that includes
the spectacular Jane Don't.

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- When we are this close to the
end, it is literally by hairs.

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- Did you put panties
over the bike short?

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- I did.
Yes.

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Law Roach said this was
the best take of the night.

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Take notes, ladies.

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Wow.

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- The crown is, like, so close.

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- OK, bye.
- Oh, my God.

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- Just have to reach out
and grab it.

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- No, you're too fierce, sister.

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Stop.
You're too fierce.

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- And not fuck up.

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- I'm going home, you guys.

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- Top four.

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[all cheering]
- Top four!

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- No, wait.
I'm coming back.

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- Boo!
[laughter]

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<i>- ♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪</i>

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<i>The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"</i>

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<i>will snatch an official
makeup collaboration</i>

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<i>with Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics</i>

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<i>and a cash prize of $200,000,</i>

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<i>courtesy of
"RuPaul's Drag Race</i>

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<i>Match Queen,"</i>

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<i>with extra-special guest judge
Julianne Nicholson.</i>

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<i>- ♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪</i>

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<i>♪ May the best drag queen win,
best drag queen win ♪</i>

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<i>[upbeat music]</i>

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- Ooh.
- Ooh!

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[laughter]
Ooh-wee!

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- It is
Say Something Hat Day.

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We're all wearing little hats
because we can

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and we're gay and we're fun.

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What does everyone's hat
say about them?

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- I wish that mine had
a little propeller.

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- Mine says yee-hee!

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- Mine says
who let the girls out.

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- You're so crazy.

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- I'm just like, so wild.

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- I'm a little devil.

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all: Ooh.

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- I'm just a baby?

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[laughter]
- Oh. Cut it. Cut it.

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- No, we're not saying that.
We don't say that.

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- Whose hat, who wore it best?

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- I like Darlene's.
- I like Darlene's the best.

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- Oh, thank you.

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- It's most on-brand.
- Yeah.

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- I'm going to count that
on my win checker.

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- That's a win.
Yeah.

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- You got two now.
Darlene's got two.

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- I think to keep rising to
the top in this competition,

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<i>I have to remember
to keep trusting the fun,</i>

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<i>like yeah, yee-haw.</i>

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[laughs]

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- Hello, hello, hello.
[all exclaiming]

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- Let's go.
- Good morning, good morning.

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- Yes, broach.

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- Good morning, ladykins.

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For today's Mini Challenge,

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we're going to have ourselves a
good old-fashioned bitch fest.

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[all exclaiming]
- Let's go!

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- And we're going to do it
with puppets.

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- Yay.
- Oh, yay.

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- Why?
Because...

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all: Everybody loves puppets.

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[laughter]

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- First, you need to
reach into the glory hole

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and pull out a puppet that
represents one of your sisters.

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<i>[quirky upbeat music]</i>

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First up, Juicy.

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- I wonder who
I'm going to get.

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- Reach deep.

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- Jane Don't.

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[all exclaiming]

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- OK, Myki.

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- [spits]

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- OK.

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- Oh, my God.

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- So Myki got Juicy Love Dion.

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<i>- Hopefully,
I can make Juicy funny,</i>

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because she hasn't been funny
all season.

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- How'd you get
your hand in there?

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- You gotta really want it.

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- All right, Nini?

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- Darlene Mitchell.

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- All right, Darlene Mitchell.
Go on over.

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Deeper.
[laughter]

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- Myki Meeks.

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- It's uncanny.

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- Jane Don't, go on over.

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- Do you want a kiss?

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- Surprise, surprise.

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You got Nini Coco.

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- Nini is probably the most
subdued personality here,

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<i>which is
not necessarily ripe</i>

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for comedic stylizing.

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- All right, ladies,
you have 20 minutes

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to drag up your sister puppets.

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Ready, set, go.

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- Oh!
Let's go, Juicy.

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- Snatch.
- Oh, shit.

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- What are you going
to make me wear?

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- I'm recreating
your design challenge.

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- Fuck off.
[laughter]

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- Get a haircut, babe.

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- Dragging up
this Darlene puppet

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is the easiest thing
I've done in this competition.

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All I gotta do is throw
those chunky shoes on

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and glue a bunch of shit
into her hair.

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It's Darlene Mitchell.

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Does anybody have a hard front?
This one's a lace.

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- There's too much lace here.
- OK.

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Time's up.

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First up, Darlene Mitchell
and Lil Myki Meeks.

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- Not too much, Darlene.

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- Let the bitch fest begin.

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- Hi, Myki.

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- Hi, Darlene.

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- This natural hair line,
I love it,

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the bravery in this
signature face.

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Do you do pageants?

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- Yeah.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Uh, two minutes.

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Wow.
[laughter]

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Material, material.

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- Oh, man, Darlene.

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- Darlene has quite
literally two things

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to say about Myki before she
just starts looking around

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like a child lost at the mall.

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- Uh--oh, God.

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If I could sink behind this
stage or whatever we call it,

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that is what
I would like to do.

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Get me out of here, mama.

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- Power down.

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- Wah.
[laughter]

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- Oh, my God.
Hey, Nini.

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- Hey, you idiot bitch.

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- Whoa, Nini.

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You're coming in really hot.

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- No, I'm not.
I'm glad your mom died.

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- You do look a lot
like Alyssa Edwards.

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Do people tell you that?

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- They don't really
say much else about me.

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- Did you win two challenges?
- Yep.

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- How was your lip sync
against Discord last week?

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- It was great.

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Have you ever lip synced
against a person on Ambien?

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It was kind of like that.

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<i>- In the middle of my set,
I look up</i>

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<i>and everybody's
looking at me like I'm,</i>

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like, balancing my checkbook.

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All right.

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Feel like we've
covered pretty much

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everything you've done here.

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[laughter]

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- I'm Jane Don't,
and I'm good at everything.

252
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Actually, if I see Ciara Myst
in the streets,

253
00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:20,794
I'm going to beat her up
and steal her lunch money.

254
00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:23,697
Tough crowd, huh.

255
00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,432
<i>♪ ♪</i>

256
00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:27,367
[laughter]

257
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,269
Hey everyone,
it's me, Juicy Love Dion.

258
00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:32,706
- Whoa, Juicy, that voice
didn't work for JoJo.

259
00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,708
You don't have to
keep putting that on.

260
00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:38,078
- That's just 'cause
I suck a lot of dick.

261
00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,946
I'm Juicy.
[laughter]

262
00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:43,450
And the juice is loose,
if you know what I mean.

263
00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:44,851
- Yeah, I sure do, Juice.

264
00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:47,854
I could feel it dripping
on my hands, baby.

265
00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:50,223
- Death drop.

266
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:53,126
- I'm glad we're all bombing.

267
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,494
- Hi, Darlene.

268
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,029
- Hi.

269
00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:59,232
- Oh, my God,
you seem really excited.

270
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,601
- Yeah, I'm just
happy to be here.

271
00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,136
- Nini's puppet is sickening.

272
00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,405
I'm kind of like,
oh, I need all this.

273
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,741
This is something
I want to wear.

274
00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,976
- It's OK, Sweetie.

275
00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,045
Are you OK?

276
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,279
- [cries]

277
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:16,049
- Oh, why are you so emotional?

278
00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:19,052
- Uh, banana!

279
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,821
- Oh, sure.
Yeah, that makes sense.

280
00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:25,191
- Uh, hamburger!

281
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,894
- I guess that's what you can
say when things aren't funny.

282
00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:30,830
- Um--uh--

283
00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,532
Mashed potatoes.

284
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:36,102
<i>♪ ♪</i>

285
00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,237
Oy, vey.

286
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,072
Nini, you're kind of bombing.

287
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:42,075
Yeah, that would make
five of us, I think.

288
00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,511
<i>- Nini's puppet
looks the best.</i>

289
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:47,514
Nini is content is the worst.

290
00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,549
[laughs]

291
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,618
No, I'm just kidding.
Juicy was the worst by far.

292
00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:53,253
- All right.

293
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:56,756
- Ladykins, you are all rotten.

294
00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:57,757
- Well, yes.

295
00:10:57,857 --> 00:11:00,427
- But one of you,

296
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:03,897
actually no, you were
all equally rotten.

297
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,231
- Sorry, Ru.

298
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:08,768
- But the real loser of
today's Mini Challenge is...

299
00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,670
<i>♪ ♪</i>

300
00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,340
Our crew.
[laughter]

301
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,474
Who had to sit through

302
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:18,745
the unedited version
of that catastrophe.

303
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,013
- Damn.

304
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:24,617
- So that means the crew
will split a tip of $2,500.

305
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,187
[laughter and cheers]

306
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:29,189
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

307
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:34,561
In exchange for time
they will never, ever get back.

308
00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:38,164
[all cheering]

309
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,700
- Everybody hates puppets.

310
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,235
- My queens,

311
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,637
now, we've had many guest stars
on this show

312
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:47,040
that only need one name

313
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:50,043
like Liza, Lizzo, and La Toya.

314
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,378
- Mm.

315
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,513
- But there's one
one-name wonder

316
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:57,784
we have sadly overlooked
until now.

317
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:03,556
She's loud, obnoxious,
and deeply delusional.

318
00:12:03,657 --> 00:12:05,425
- Discord.

319
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:09,863
- And her name is Karen.

320
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,931
So for this week's
Maxi Challenge,

321
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:15,402
you need to use
your improv skills

322
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:18,905
in a show we're calling
Karens Gone Wild,

323
00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:21,641
<i>brought to you by
"Stop! That! Train!"</i>

324
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,309
<i>in theaters this summer.</i>

325
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,978
[laughter]
- Oh, my god.

326
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,047
- You're kidding.

327
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:30,283
We just failed miserably at
a little improv Mini Challenge.

328
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,185
And now Ru says
the Maxi Challenge

329
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,654
is an improv challenge.

330
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,924
God be with me.

331
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:40,660
- Each of you will channel
a different Karen

332
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,197
whose outrageous behavior
is caught on camera.

333
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,766
First, there's
Late For Her Flight Karen,

334
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:49,169
who won't take no
for an answer.

335
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,337
There's Parking Spot Karen,

336
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,707
who thinks she owns
the whole damn block.

337
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:54,708
- Mm.

338
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,109
- There's Traffic Stop Karen,

339
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,878
who believes the law
does not apply to her.

340
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:02,582
Shoplifting Karen,
who's in deep denial.

341
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,517
And then there's HOA Karen,

342
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:09,155
who runs the condo complex
like a dictator.

343
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,290
- Oof.

344
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,058
- Now, to help you
get into character,

345
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:15,862
I'll let you fight over
who gets which Karen.

346
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,198
Then later today,
you'll be shooting

347
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:22,535
your viral videos with
a pop culture expert

348
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:26,005
who has a PhD in Karenology.

349
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,040
- Oh, God.

350
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,310
- I'm of course referring to...

351
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,311
me.

352
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,813
[laughter]
- Oh! No way.

353
00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:37,217
- I can't get enough
of these videos!

354
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:41,688
- It's not just improv, it's
character improv with RuPaul.

355
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,723
<i>So you've got to
keep up with her</i>

356
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,760
while staying in--oh, my God,
this is--this is a hard one.

357
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,162
- Racers, start your engines

358
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,264
and may the best drag queen
win.

359
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,732
- Yes.
- Yeah!

360
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,000
- All right.
- Let's go, Karen.

361
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,068
- Karens, get your ass
on this couch.

362
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,069
- Come on, girls.

363
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,270
- This week's Maxi Challenge

364
00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:01,975
is an improv acting challenge,
Karens Gone Wild.

365
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,110
- We have some things
to sort out.

366
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,145
- Mm-hmm.

367
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,147
- We have to decide
amongst ourselves

368
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,982
which Karen each of us
will play.

369
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:13,553
- Does anybody have
any immediate responses?

370
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:16,289
- Karens are Karens.
Anyone will be fine.

371
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,691
So I'll take whatever's left.

372
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:19,759
- OK, I guess
I'll call on them.

373
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,127
- Darlene,
I saw your hand first.

374
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,929
- Shoplifting.
- HOA.

375
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,731
- OK.
- Traffic stop.

376
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,499
- I kind of like
Late For her Flight Karen.

377
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,968
- And I'll do parking spot.

378
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,604
- Really? We have no--no one
wants to fight about anything?

379
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,306
- Wow.
- That was pretty easy.

380
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,341
- What the hell?

381
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,475
- Wait, actually,
I feel like I could

382
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,744
fit in kind of all five roles.
[laughter]

383
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,546
- Let's go get ready.
- Let's go get to work.

384
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:40,914
- Let's get this hair together.

385
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,717
- It's ironic that in the
middle of a Karen challenge,

386
00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:46,653
<i>there's no fighting,
there's no drama,</i>

387
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,422
nothing viral
will come of this.

388
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,191
- Hey, Karen.
- Hey, Karen.

389
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,392
- Hey, Karen.

390
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,995
- It's time to get
these Karens together.

391
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,397
We have to start working
on these characters.

392
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,099
Traffic Stop Karen.

393
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,500
I feel like I've
done well with the more

394
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,535
<i>improv-y based challenge,
so I feel</i>

395
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,204
pretty solid
going into this one.

396
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,673
- The thing about improv
is like you kind of--

397
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:07,907
- The thing about improv.

398
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,309
- The thing about improv is
it's a team--

399
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,410
it's like a team sport,
you know what I mean?

400
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,544
- It's a tennis match.

401
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,846
- You have to, like,
be paying attention

402
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,047
to what the scene partner
is saying

403
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,348
so that you can respond to it.

404
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,717
In previous comedy
acting challenges,

405
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:18,985
I have done very well.

406
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,086
I was in the top
for RDR Live.

407
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,187
A leather bracelet.

408
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:22,389
<i>And for the Snatch Game.</i>

409
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,324
So going into this,
I'm feeling pretty good.

410
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,359
- My favorite Karen is the

411
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,995
Bath And Body Works
Candle Karen, Appleton.

412
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,430
- Oh, yeah.
- From Wisconsin.

413
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,832
- That YouTube video.
- You've never seen this?

414
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:33,833
- I don't think so.
- Ooh.

415
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,402
It's--
- Can I be honest?

416
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,203
Those videos stress me out.

417
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,339
I think I--
I, like, can't watch them.

418
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,341
- Um, OK.

419
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,510
- I'm not trying to be
like a snob about it,

420
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,413
but they do just devolve into
screaming and rolling around.

421
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,249
<i>It just has that like
Jerry Springer-like quality.</i>

422
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:53,653
And I'm trying to take
my Karen in sort of--

423
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,722
I guess, a slightly
different direction.

424
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:58,158
I'm kind of making her
a bit kooky.

425
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:01,895
She's going to girls' trip
in Palm Springs.

426
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:04,864
You're going to go do a tour
of the rock formations.

427
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,133
- Snatch Game was something
that I had time

428
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,968
to prepare for
and think through.

429
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,504
- Before I maul you
like a jaguar.

430
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:12,906
[laughter]

431
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,307
<i>But this is more on the fly,</i>

432
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:17,243
<i>so I've gotta really quickly
find this character.</i>

433
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,813
I'm doing little bubble maps.
I am just making lists.

434
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:23,183
- Oh, you made a tree.
- I'm trying to do, you know.

435
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,884
- What does it say?
- She says.

436
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,419
- Sub sandwich.
- Sub sandwich.

437
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:27,654
- Gay husband.

438
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:30,056
- So your husband is gay?

439
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,257
- No.

440
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,692
- OK, well,
that right there is,

441
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,894
that's a number--that's what
you shouldn't do in improv.

442
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:37,564
- This is going to be harder
than I thought.

443
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,432
- Last time I did
a character development

444
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,167
with political ad,
it didn't go so great.

445
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,635
[whispers]
And biodegradable.

446
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:45,372
<i>So this time,
got to apply what I learned</i>

447
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:48,742
from my mistakes
and see what we turn out.

448
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:53,413
For some reason, I want to
make her, like, a dance mom.

449
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,848
You just don't understand.

450
00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:56,783
My kids are going to be home
from dance practice very soon,

451
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,451
and I need this box.

452
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,554
- Hearing Juicy's plan,
I think Juicy hasn't

453
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,456
necessarily, like,
unlocked that thing

454
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,393
that really sets her up
to do the best.

455
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,428
Now is the time to really
just, like, let her rip.

456
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,597
- You've said before, like
a side that we haven't--

457
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,465
I feel like really seen here.

458
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,702
I remember you saying your
friends were like, oh, my God,

459
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,103
when you show up
to Drag Race,

460
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,571
like you're going
to be the mean girl.

461
00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:22,675
Maybe this is your chance
to be that Miami mean girl.

462
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:25,178
- Oh, my God.
You're so right.

463
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,147
Yeah, I'll be
a spicy little Latina.

464
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,783
Thank you.
You're so smart.

465
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,885
Take off the earrings.

466
00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:33,753
Bite off the nails.

467
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,823
- I feel like I've proven
that I have the comedy chops

468
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:37,991
for these challenges.

469
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,060
<i>I am hoping
to snag another win,</i>

470
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,861
but I think
the biggest competition

471
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:45,398
for me is Jane and Myki.

472
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,466
- Hey, ladykins.

473
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,701
- Hi, boo.

474
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:48,968
- Ex-squeeze me.

475
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,537
I'd like to speak
to your manager, please.

476
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,539
- Ooh.

477
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:55,842
- All right, I would like
to speak to Karen, Karen,

478
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,545
Karen, Karen, and Karen.

479
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,780
- Hi, Karen.
- Hi, Karen.

480
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,515
- It's Karén.

481
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,784
[laughter]

482
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,787
- So the puppet show
was a disaster.

483
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,022
- Right.
- Right.

484
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,256
- You know,
with the puppet challenge,

485
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,758
the thing is,
it was about framing it

486
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:15,095
in a way for your personality
to come out.

487
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,564
Which leads me to
this improv bit here.

488
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,766
Do you watch the Karen videos?

489
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,535
What's the one thing all
these Karens have in common?

490
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:23,903
- They don't take no
for an answer.

491
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,205
- OK.

492
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:28,074
- They want something
and they're not getting it.

493
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:29,943
- That is key right there.

494
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:33,913
You have to determine
what your want is in this.

495
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:36,416
And you really want to get
those sound bites.

496
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:37,717
Like, ain't nobody got time
for that.

497
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,620
You know, if you have
a person in your life

498
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,723
that you want to pattern
this person after, that helps.

499
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,058
I mean,
when I think of Karen,

500
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,626
I always think of
my sister Rozy.

501
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:49,796
She would be late to picking me
up, but she would be mad at me.

502
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,032
She would always
manipulate things

503
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,701
in a way that
she would wind up on top.

504
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,604
You see, with the tactic there,
the psychological tactic?

505
00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:01,074
So how are you going to
make your Karen funnier

506
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,909
than what's on the paper?

507
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,378
- I think there's something
fun about watching somebody

508
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,815
who's used to being in charge
just be told no.

509
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,350
- The more fleshed out
the character is,

510
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:13,086
the easier we can
rely on

511
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,021
how they would react
in these moments.

512
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,357
- Yeah, use your imagination
to frame it in a situation

513
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,959
that can create more.

514
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:22,629
- I think some good advice that
I got from you is that to just

515
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,898
really lean into the absurdity,

516
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:28,868
and to like, really let that
fear of like it not going well,

517
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,737
kind of like just
get in the back seat.

518
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,072
- Yeah.
Lean into the absurdity.

519
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:35,308
With the roast,
you just let it all hang out.

520
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,344
- Yeah.
- That's what you got to do.

521
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,145
- Do you hear that, Juicy?
- Yeah.

522
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:40,580
- You're writing that down?
- She's writing it down.

523
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,848
- Writing it down,
taking notes.

524
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,583
- I'm worried about you
the most.

525
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,151
Why do you think
I'm worried about you?

526
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,453
- Because you
haven't been getting

527
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:49,022
who I am through
these improv challenges.

528
00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:50,190
- Well,
the bigger question is

529
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:53,426
what has kept you from
letting it all hang out?

530
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,095
That's the bigger question.

531
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,629
How are you going to make
your character funnier?

532
00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:59,966
- I'm really going to lean
into the spicy Latina

533
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:03,937
that I usually am back home,
and, um,

534
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,039
bring up some of that
attitude out of me.

535
00:20:06,139 --> 00:20:07,040
- Juicy, I believe in you.

536
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,708
I know that you've
got it in you.

537
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,143
Just bring it out.
OK?

538
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,344
- Thank you.
- All right, kids.

539
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:14,314
Good luck
and don't fuck it up.

540
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,149
- Thanks, Ru.
- Thank you, Ru.

541
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:17,917
No more puppets.
No more puppets.

542
00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:21,087
We're about to shoot
the Karens Gone Wild scene

543
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,622
<i>face-to-face with RuPaul.</i>

544
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,791
<i>I have to really
bring it this week</i>

545
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,594
if I want to stay out
of the bottom.

546
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:32,832
<i>- Welcome to Karens Gone Wild.
Hold on to your manager.</i>

547
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,902
<i>This Karen says
the curb is reserved,</i>

548
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:40,040
<i>and she's about to stage a
whole crime scene to prove it.</i>

549
00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:42,075
- I just arrived
at my location,

550
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:44,177
and I can hear
some woman screaming.

551
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,745
- <i>Oye! Oye!</i>

552
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,881
- Oh, God. Here she comes.
- <i>Oye!</i> Hi.

553
00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:49,182
Hi, Papi.

554
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,417
Um--

555
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,252
Ow. [groans] OK.

556
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,820
<i>[quirky music]</i>

557
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,889
- What is she doing?
- Hi, Papi. Hi.

558
00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:57,590
This is my parking spot.

559
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,359
- This is a public street.

560
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,261
- No, it's not public street.

561
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,596
Maybe over there public street
and over there public street.

562
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,332
But this is for my family.

563
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,367
They're coming from salsa class
in 30 minutes.

564
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,669
Not salsa-dancing class,
salsa-making class.

565
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,205
- Listen, there's
parking spaces all over there.

566
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,940
You don't have to park here.
- No, no.

567
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,842
- This is a public parking.
- No, no.

568
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,544
OK, you're being very rude.

569
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:18,945
- What do you mean?
- I'm going to call my husband.

570
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,513
My husband, Miguel Castro.

571
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,182
I'm going to call
Miguel Castro

572
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,383
if you don't move
from this spot.

573
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:24,651
- Ma'am, listen.

574
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:28,154
I found this parking spot
on public streets.

575
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:29,322
- It's not public street.

576
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:30,990
- And this is where
I'm going to be.

577
00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:32,492
I'm going to get out of my car.
I'm going to go.

578
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,994
- This is my parking spot
for my family.

579
00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:36,296
- No, this is public parking.

580
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,664
- It's not public parking,
my love.

581
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,366
Do you have license
and registration?

582
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,234
- Repeat after me.
Public.

583
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:42,335
- Public.
- Parking.

584
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,336
- For no one.

585
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,471
- Ma'am.
- Mm-mm.

586
00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,339
If you keep going,
I'm going to call Miguel.

587
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,507
Papi, are you seeing this?
- You can call Miguel.

588
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:48,641
- Papi. [speaking Spanish]
- Who is Miguel?

589
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,176
- [speaking Spanish quickly]

590
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:53,313
- If you want to call Miguel,
I'll call Joe Anderson.

591
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,681
- <i>Quien</i> es Joe Anderson?

592
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,449
- My husband is Joe Anderson.

593
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,151
- Oh, oh, your husband.
- Yes.

594
00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:00,186
- I see.
Where's your ring, my love?

595
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:02,689
I don't see no ring.
Liar.

596
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:05,358
- Oh, baby.
Oh, I have the ring.

597
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,927
I have the ring.
Are you a prostitute?

598
00:22:08,028 --> 00:22:09,529
Are you soliciting me?

599
00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:10,697
- You shouldn't be here
in this spot.

600
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:11,865
This is my house.

601
00:22:11,965 --> 00:22:12,932
- Listen, I'm just
going to get out.

602
00:22:13,033 --> 00:22:14,868
- <i>No, ay, no, ay!</i>

603
00:22:14,968 --> 00:22:16,236
No, no, no.

604
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,905
- You know,
I'm filming this whole thing.

605
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,508
Miguel, <i>ayúdame!</i>

606
00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:24,177
You know what? I'm going
to get your license plate.

607
00:22:24,277 --> 00:22:25,245
- Go ahead.

608
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,379
- I'm going to get--

609
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,948
ow!
[speaking Spanish]

610
00:22:29,049 --> 00:22:30,850
- What is this bitch
trying to do?

611
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,753
- [screaming in Spanish]
- Oh, she's pretending.

612
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:38,024
She's pretending
that I hit her car.

613
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:40,326
- Miguel! <i>Ayúdame!</i>

614
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:41,828
<i>- Karen down.</i>

615
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:45,031
<i>Miguel's parking spot just
turned into a federal case.</i>

616
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:46,800
- My car's not even moving.

617
00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:48,568
- [screaming]

618
00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:52,072
Ow!

619
00:22:52,172 --> 00:22:53,339
- Seriously?

620
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,343
- Miguel!
[crying]

621
00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:58,345
- You are pathetic.

622
00:22:58,445 --> 00:22:59,846
- I'm calling the police
on you, baby.

623
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:03,116
- I got the spot.
- [grunting]

624
00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:04,651
- I got the spot.

625
00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:06,586
<i>Adiós, muchacha.</i>

626
00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:07,854
- I see you in court, baby.

627
00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:10,390
- <i>Adiós, puta.</i>

628
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,559
Pretending like
she got hit by my car.

629
00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:14,194
My car not even moving.

630
00:23:14,294 --> 00:23:16,529
- Your car was moving!
Yes, it was!

631
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:17,864
- Ridiculous.

632
00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,399
<i>[upbeat rock music]</i>

633
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:22,102
<i>- This Karen says
she's a loyal customer.</i>

634
00:23:22,202 --> 00:23:23,670
<i>The security guard says</i>

635
00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:27,707
<i>loyalty still requires
a receipt.</i>

636
00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,710
- Hey, y'all, it's Karen
coming to you live.

637
00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:34,647
Oh, the Meadowland Mall.

638
00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:36,850
Just picking up my things.

639
00:23:36,950 --> 00:23:38,585
[alarm blaring]
And--oh.

640
00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:40,720
- Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, madam.

641
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,222
Oh, good.
We're on camera.

642
00:23:42,322 --> 00:23:44,357
Hey, everybody.

643
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,559
- We got you on
camera too, lady.

644
00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:49,596
- See, I don't care about these
cameras 'cause you know what?

645
00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:50,997
God's watching too.

646
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,132
- Oh, hallelujah.

647
00:23:52,232 --> 00:23:53,233
- And He knows the truth.

648
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,235
- Oh, yes.
I want to see your receipt.

649
00:23:55,335 --> 00:23:56,836
- I already bought.

650
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,405
- I want to see your receipt.

651
00:23:58,505 --> 00:24:01,808
- OK, well, why don't you
start looking through these.

652
00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:03,843
- Let's see.
I see Funyuns.

653
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:04,978
I see.

654
00:24:05,078 --> 00:24:06,012
- Oh, yum.

655
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,481
- What is this?
- Uh...

656
00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:10,250
- That doesn't look
like your color.

657
00:24:10,350 --> 00:24:12,519
- Looks like maybe your color
instead of mine.

658
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:13,520
- My color.
[laughs]

659
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:14,688
- You know--

660
00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:15,889
- It's real pretty.
- Here, here, here, here.

661
00:24:15,989 --> 00:24:17,324
- You've got
a lot of stuff here.

662
00:24:17,424 --> 00:24:19,159
- I think that that'll do.

663
00:24:19,259 --> 00:24:20,827
- Well, I don't see
any of them here.

664
00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:22,062
- That'll do. Oh!

665
00:24:22,162 --> 00:24:24,097
- I don't see any of them
here for our store.

666
00:24:24,197 --> 00:24:25,332
- You know what?

667
00:24:25,432 --> 00:24:27,500
- I know Jill Roberts, the--

668
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,236
the manager
of this establishment.

669
00:24:30,336 --> 00:24:32,872
- I know Oral Roberts.
- I've never seen--

670
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:33,873
- Do you know Oral?

671
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,109
- Oh, you are nasty.

672
00:24:36,209 --> 00:24:37,210
- Oral Roberts.

673
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,813
- You're nasty.
You're trying to bait me.

674
00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:41,214
- [laughs]

675
00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:45,752
I'm here at the Meadowlands
Mall and I'm getting baited.

676
00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:46,786
- We got a--a--

677
00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:49,322
- Jill?
Where the hell is Jill?

678
00:24:49,422 --> 00:24:51,324
- We got a shoplifter
right here.

679
00:24:51,424 --> 00:24:53,126
No, ma'am. No, ma'am.
- Ugh!

680
00:24:53,226 --> 00:24:55,662
I am here on
Tuesdays, Saturdays.

681
00:24:55,762 --> 00:24:56,963
- OK.

682
00:24:57,063 --> 00:24:58,698
- Sometimes Mondays
if my husband's working.

683
00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:00,266
- Hey.

684
00:25:00,367 --> 00:25:02,035
[laughter]

685
00:25:02,135 --> 00:25:03,036
- Yes, sir.

686
00:25:03,136 --> 00:25:05,105
- This is my sacred space.

687
00:25:05,205 --> 00:25:06,606
- I love this place, too.
It's beautiful.

688
00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:08,274
- And you are
taking that from me.

689
00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:10,877
- You're trying to steal, baby.
- Oh, no.

690
00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:12,178
I am a Christian.

691
00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:14,614
- Are you?
Shall we pray?

692
00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:15,715
<i>[church organ playing]</i>

693
00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:17,817
- Dear Lord...
- Dear Lord...

694
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:20,787
- I hope you give this man...
- Mm-hmm.

695
00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:22,922
- To see the truth.
- Oh, hallelujah.

696
00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:24,657
- That I'm not a criminal.

697
00:25:24,758 --> 00:25:26,526
- Yes, you are.

698
00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:27,861
- Amen.

699
00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:30,797
<i>- Not Karen trying
divine customer service?</i>

700
00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:33,066
- One day, this truth
is going to hit you.

701
00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:34,134
- Oh, yeah.

702
00:25:34,234 --> 00:25:35,468
- And you're going
to feel the guilt.

703
00:25:35,568 --> 00:25:37,170
- Where's it going to hit me?
- Oh, you are nasty.

704
00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:39,406
- Show me.
Show me on the doll.

705
00:25:39,506 --> 00:25:42,008
- This uniform is
kind of turning me on.

706
00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:43,476
- [laughs]

707
00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:44,611
- What's your name?

708
00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,646
- Cleotis Jackson.

709
00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:48,648
- Uh-huh.
- If you're nasty.

710
00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:49,916
- And what are
your credentials?

711
00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:51,251
- Well, here they are here.

712
00:25:51,351 --> 00:25:52,652
- Oh, oh, oh, OK.

713
00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:53,653
Wait, wait, wait.

714
00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:54,821
Wait, wait, wait, wait. OK.

715
00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:56,089
- Whoo!
- OK!

716
00:25:56,189 --> 00:25:57,157
Oh, they're going
to eat this up.

717
00:25:57,257 --> 00:25:59,926
- Hey.
- Turn around, turn around.

718
00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:02,996
- Now let's go back
to the security room.

719
00:26:03,096 --> 00:26:04,197
- I think I should go.

720
00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:06,166
- No, baby.
- OK.

721
00:26:06,266 --> 00:26:08,001
- No, I'm going to need
that backup right now.

722
00:26:08,101 --> 00:26:09,769
- Where the hell is Jill?

723
00:26:09,869 --> 00:26:11,404
- Head in that direction,
and we're good to go.

724
00:26:11,504 --> 00:26:12,806
- The last service I saw,

725
00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:14,541
they really taught
the importance of--

726
00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:16,209
- Of?
- Of--uh--

727
00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:18,211
- Of being honest?

728
00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:20,413
- Asking for forgiveness
instead of permission.

729
00:26:20,513 --> 00:26:21,981
[shouts]

730
00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:23,349
- She's headed out
the door right now.

731
00:26:23,450 --> 00:26:25,719
I need that backup.
Can you please?

732
00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:27,687
- Did the Lord bring you back?

733
00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:30,323
- Can I have the chips?

734
00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:32,992
- Sure.
Take them.

735
00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:34,928
- Oh, God. Yeah.

736
00:26:35,028 --> 00:26:36,096
- Jeez.

737
00:26:36,196 --> 00:26:37,797
<i>[heavy metal music]</i>

738
00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:40,266
<i>- This Karen says
she left her license at home,</i>

739
00:26:40,367 --> 00:26:44,304
<i>but officer says then maybe
leave the car there, too.</i>

740
00:26:44,404 --> 00:26:46,039
<i>[siren whoops]</i>

741
00:26:46,139 --> 00:26:49,075
<i>[tense music]</i>

742
00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:50,677
- Would you
roll your window down?

743
00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:51,978
- Sure.

744
00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:54,547
Sorry, one sec.
- Roll your window down.

745
00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:55,849
Ma'am.

746
00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:57,917
- Sorry, it's a new car.

747
00:26:58,018 --> 00:27:00,253
- Roll your window down.

748
00:27:00,353 --> 00:27:02,956
- [laughing]
Oh, my God.

749
00:27:03,056 --> 00:27:05,725
- Ma'am, I need you
to roll this window down.

750
00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:06,893
- OK, one second.

751
00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:07,894
- Would you just--
would you open the door?

752
00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,295
- Yeah, I got it.

753
00:27:09,396 --> 00:27:11,464
- All right, license and
registration, please?

754
00:27:11,564 --> 00:27:12,565
- I'm sorry?

755
00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:16,236
- License and registration, please?

756
00:27:16,336 --> 00:27:17,671
- Who do you think
you're talking to?

757
00:27:17,771 --> 00:27:19,305
- You're not wearing
your safety belt,

758
00:27:19,406 --> 00:27:21,074
which is a violation
in this state.

759
00:27:21,174 --> 00:27:22,242
- You are making this up.

760
00:27:22,342 --> 00:27:24,444
- License and registration, please.

761
00:27:24,544 --> 00:27:26,046
- Where's your license?

762
00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:27,447
- I'm a police officer.

763
00:27:27,547 --> 00:27:28,982
- Mm-hmm. Are you?

764
00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:31,618
- OK, this is not a discussion
that we're having here.

765
00:27:31,718 --> 00:27:32,986
- OK, OK.
- Do you have a license?

766
00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:34,087
- Um, I, uh, am--

767
00:27:34,187 --> 00:27:36,256
I don't need a license.
I'm traveling.

768
00:27:36,356 --> 00:27:40,694
- In this state,
you need a driver's license.

769
00:27:40,794 --> 00:27:44,497
- In this state, you need
to tone down the attitude.

770
00:27:44,597 --> 00:27:45,832
- What I need from you, Madam--

771
00:27:45,932 --> 00:27:47,000
- Mm-hmm? Yeah?

772
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:48,868
- Is your license
and registration.

773
00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:51,438
- All right.
- OK?

774
00:27:51,538 --> 00:27:52,639
- OK.

775
00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:54,074
- All right.
Don't reach for stuff.

776
00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:55,642
Don't reach for stuff.
- I like your outfit.

777
00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:56,643
- Thank you very much.

778
00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:57,744
- Oh, dear.

779
00:27:57,844 --> 00:27:59,546
Please turn your engine off.

780
00:27:59,646 --> 00:28:00,947
- It's really hot outside.

781
00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:02,682
- Turn your engine off.

782
00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:05,785
I will take your ass to jail.
OK?

783
00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:07,354
- Got it.

784
00:28:07,454 --> 00:28:11,191
So, license, I don't know about
that, but I have this for you.

785
00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:13,193
- What does it say?
- What does that get me?

786
00:28:13,293 --> 00:28:15,228
- Karen Gaylord.

787
00:28:15,328 --> 00:28:16,696
Call me.
- Mm-hmm.

788
00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:18,898
- I'll call you a criminal.

789
00:28:18,999 --> 00:28:21,501
<i>- Nice try Karen,
but the officer's</i>

790
00:28:21,601 --> 00:28:23,570
<i>committed to a ticket.</i>

791
00:28:23,670 --> 00:28:25,305
- Are you threatening me?

792
00:28:25,405 --> 00:28:27,040
- Oh, hell yeah,
I'm threatening you.

793
00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:29,409
- Gaylord nation,
get a load of this.

794
00:28:29,509 --> 00:28:30,977
This is my seventh vlog of
the day, and I am now ruined.

795
00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:32,946
- Oh, are you filming me?
- Yeah, I'm filming you.

796
00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:34,614
- You can film me all you want.

797
00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:36,916
You see all of this?

798
00:28:37,017 --> 00:28:38,218
Yes, get it.

799
00:28:38,318 --> 00:28:39,486
- I think I like you.

800
00:28:39,586 --> 00:28:40,687
- OK. I'm going to have
to write you up, ma'am.

801
00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:41,755
- For what?

802
00:28:41,855 --> 00:28:43,723
- For getting on my nerves.

803
00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:46,126
[mechanical whirring]

804
00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:47,427
What are you doing
with your seat?

805
00:28:47,527 --> 00:28:49,062
- I'm sleeping.

806
00:28:49,162 --> 00:28:51,231
- Uh-uh. You are racking up
the violations, madam.

807
00:28:51,331 --> 00:28:52,499
- God damn it.
Damn it.

808
00:28:52,599 --> 00:28:53,833
- What kind of car is this?

809
00:28:53,933 --> 00:28:55,068
- It's a Toyota Coma.

810
00:28:55,168 --> 00:28:56,436
- A Toyota who?

811
00:28:56,536 --> 00:28:58,204
- Coma.

812
00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:00,140
- Oh, bitch. I need you
to get out of the car.

813
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,975
- [gasps] Oh, no.
No, you can't make me.

814
00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:03,309
- I need you to
get out of the car.

815
00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:05,178
I'm placing you under arrest.

816
00:29:05,278 --> 00:29:07,514
- I can't do this anymore.

817
00:29:07,614 --> 00:29:08,515
- OK, put your hands
behind your back.

818
00:29:08,615 --> 00:29:09,582
- No, no, no!

819
00:29:09,682 --> 00:29:10,617
- Put your hands
behind your back.

820
00:29:10,717 --> 00:29:12,352
- No, you're right.
I can't do this.

821
00:29:12,452 --> 00:29:15,522
- Put your whole left fist
in your mouth.

822
00:29:15,622 --> 00:29:16,723
- It's so big.

823
00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:18,158
- Put your right fist
in your mouth.

824
00:29:18,258 --> 00:29:19,993
- OK, that fits better.

825
00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:22,829
- Now, say I'm a bad girl.

826
00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:24,097
- [muffled] I'm a bad girl.

827
00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:26,132
- Now go like this.

828
00:29:26,232 --> 00:29:27,467
- [muffled]
I'm a very bad girl.

829
00:29:27,567 --> 00:29:28,501
- Uh.

830
00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:30,036
Yeah get it, get it.
- Oh!

831
00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:31,805
- Yeah, I got a bad bitch
up in here, y'all.

832
00:29:31,905 --> 00:29:33,173
- Uh-huh.
Am I still going to jail?

833
00:29:33,273 --> 00:29:34,340
- Oh, hell yeah.

834
00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:36,576
Yeah, you going to jail,
all right.

835
00:29:36,676 --> 00:29:38,511
- There is a child
in the back seat.

836
00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:39,646
- Oh, you have
your kids in here?

837
00:29:39,746 --> 00:29:40,880
- I do.
Can you take a look?

838
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:42,982
- Yeah, let me see.
Where are your kids at?

839
00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:44,584
Hey. Oh.

840
00:29:44,684 --> 00:29:47,020
You better get your ass
back up in here.

841
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,922
- Somebody help me!

842
00:29:49,022 --> 00:29:52,726
- You know what? I think
that was Drew Barrymore.

843
00:29:52,826 --> 00:29:54,294
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

844
00:29:54,394 --> 00:29:56,463
<i>- This Karen didn't
make the flight,</i>

845
00:29:56,563 --> 00:29:59,899
<i>so now she's making it
everyone's problem.</i>

846
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,702
<i>[tense music]</i>

847
00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:04,504
- Excuse me.
Can somebody move this?

848
00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:06,506
I gotta get on my flight.

849
00:30:06,606 --> 00:30:08,775
- Sorry, ma'am.
The gate has closed.

850
00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:10,977
- No. Oh, no.
No, absolutely not.

851
00:30:11,077 --> 00:30:12,145
That's not going
to work for me.

852
00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:14,280
I'm so sorry.
It's not my fault I'm late.

853
00:30:14,381 --> 00:30:15,949
- The idiots at TSA--

854
00:30:16,049 --> 00:30:17,984
- Ma'am, the gate has closed, child.

855
00:30:18,084 --> 00:30:19,653
- No, but you see, this
is just a little stanchion.

856
00:30:19,753 --> 00:30:20,854
you can let me through.

857
00:30:20,954 --> 00:30:22,389
- No, we closed
the door of the plane.

858
00:30:22,489 --> 00:30:23,890
- No, I don't think so.

859
00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:25,992
See, you gotta understand,
I got here in plenty of time.

860
00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:28,228
Let me see your ticket.
- OK, it's right here.

861
00:30:28,328 --> 00:30:30,296
<i>[quirky music]</i>

862
00:30:30,397 --> 00:30:32,399
Executive class, right there.

863
00:30:32,499 --> 00:30:35,402
I'm flying to Palm Springs
for a girls' weekend.

864
00:30:35,502 --> 00:30:37,237
- Ma'am, I'm sorry.
You late.

865
00:30:37,337 --> 00:30:38,972
The plane is about to take off.

866
00:30:39,072 --> 00:30:41,241
- No, no, no, no, no.
This is not my fault.

867
00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:45,478
The idiots at TSA, they stopped
me and they confiscated my bags

868
00:30:45,578 --> 00:30:47,614
because all 17 knives
that I had in there

869
00:30:47,714 --> 00:30:49,616
to make ceviche
for the girls' trip,

870
00:30:49,716 --> 00:30:51,051
they said it wasn't allowed
on the plane.

871
00:30:51,151 --> 00:30:52,519
- Well, honey, listen.

872
00:30:52,619 --> 00:30:55,555
I don't know what to tell you,
but this plane is gone.

873
00:30:55,655 --> 00:30:56,890
- No, it's right there.
Look.

874
00:30:56,990 --> 00:30:59,092
I can see my girlfriends
there in the window.

875
00:30:59,192 --> 00:31:00,393
- Well, here,
I'll tell you what.

876
00:31:00,493 --> 00:31:02,062
Why don't I call the pilot?

877
00:31:02,162 --> 00:31:03,430
- Yeah, give him a call.
- Hello?

878
00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:05,298
- Let's see your ID, too.
- OK.

879
00:31:05,398 --> 00:31:06,633
- Yeah, they got
this white woman up here

880
00:31:06,733 --> 00:31:09,202
trying to get on the plane,
but, uh--

881
00:31:09,302 --> 00:31:10,203
is that you?

882
00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:13,106
- Yes, that is me
a few years ago.

883
00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:15,208
- Oh, she's about 250 pounds.

884
00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:17,510
- Oh.

885
00:31:17,610 --> 00:31:19,379
- All right.
I'll tell her.

886
00:31:19,479 --> 00:31:21,948
- I'm sorry, but the pilot said
this is no-go, ma'am.

887
00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:23,349
- OK, OK, listen.

888
00:31:23,450 --> 00:31:24,651
I'ma need you to
let me through.

889
00:31:24,751 --> 00:31:25,919
Call that pilot back.

890
00:31:26,019 --> 00:31:27,754
- Babe, that dog won't hunt.

891
00:31:27,854 --> 00:31:29,022
- I'm going to cut
the dramatics with you.

892
00:31:29,122 --> 00:31:30,457
- Mm-hmm.

893
00:31:30,557 --> 00:31:32,859
- I'm going to tell you the
real truth, the honest truth.

894
00:31:32,959 --> 00:31:35,895
I have a terminal illness.

895
00:31:35,996 --> 00:31:37,297
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- I do.

896
00:31:37,397 --> 00:31:40,967
And the doctors told me
I only have a few days to live.

897
00:31:41,067 --> 00:31:44,270
But they said that
the cure to this disease

898
00:31:44,371 --> 00:31:47,173
could be a mojito
in Palm Springs.

899
00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:49,509
- Oh, a mojito.
That sound real good, girl.

900
00:31:49,609 --> 00:31:51,778
- I know, I know.
I'm ready for the cure.

901
00:31:51,878 --> 00:31:54,848
- But baby, this plane is gone.

902
00:31:54,948 --> 00:31:56,750
<i>- The only thing
boarding right now</i>

903
00:31:56,850 --> 00:31:58,885
<i>is Karen's entitlement.</i>

904
00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:01,021
- OK, I did not
want to do this.

905
00:32:01,121 --> 00:32:03,523
Everybody in my Facebook
and my Facebook groups

906
00:32:03,623 --> 00:32:05,058
is going to see this.
- Two can play that game, baby.

907
00:32:05,158 --> 00:32:07,394
- They're going to see this.
- Two can play that game.

908
00:32:07,494 --> 00:32:09,162
- How very dare you.
- How very dare you, ma'am.

909
00:32:09,262 --> 00:32:10,497
- You know what?
You know what?

910
00:32:10,597 --> 00:32:13,066
This is an occupational hazard
is what this is.

911
00:32:13,166 --> 00:32:15,135
- You bothering me.
I was on my break.

912
00:32:15,235 --> 00:32:16,469
- This is crazy.

913
00:32:16,569 --> 00:32:17,804
- And you trying to get me
to get you on a plane

914
00:32:17,904 --> 00:32:20,340
that's already backing up?

915
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,642
- Help! Help! Help!

916
00:32:22,742 --> 00:32:24,177
He assaulted me.

917
00:32:24,277 --> 00:32:25,412
- I got you on camera.

918
00:32:25,512 --> 00:32:27,847
- This is anti-Presbyterian
discrimination.

919
00:32:27,947 --> 00:32:29,449
I've seen this before, girl.

920
00:32:29,549 --> 00:32:30,950
- You ain't fooling nobody.

921
00:32:31,051 --> 00:32:34,187
- OK, well, everybody just
saw you reach across that desk.

922
00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:35,689
- Uh-huh.
- And hit me.

923
00:32:35,789 --> 00:32:37,891
- Bye, y'all.
- No, no, no, no.

924
00:32:37,991 --> 00:32:39,559
Hold that plane.
Hold that plane.

925
00:32:39,659 --> 00:32:41,094
- Bye-bye.
- You better hold that plane.

926
00:32:41,194 --> 00:32:42,228
Hold that plane.

927
00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:44,330
- You better get your ass
away from here.

928
00:32:44,431 --> 00:32:45,565
Now gone.
- You know what?

929
00:32:45,665 --> 00:32:46,866
I'm getting out of here
before security does.

930
00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:48,501
But you'll hear from me.
- Scoot.

931
00:32:48,601 --> 00:32:49,869
- You'll hear from me, buster!

932
00:32:49,969 --> 00:32:52,372
- Come on, "Candy Crush."

933
00:32:52,472 --> 00:32:54,641
Do people still play
"Candy Crush"?

934
00:32:54,741 --> 00:32:56,009
<i>[quirky music]</i>

935
00:32:56,109 --> 00:32:57,577
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

936
00:32:57,677 --> 00:33:00,413
<i>- This Karen called it
community standards.</i>

937
00:33:00,513 --> 00:33:02,482
<i>He called it
mind your business.</i>

938
00:33:02,582 --> 00:33:05,885
<i>And now Santa is about
to catch a stray in July.</i>

939
00:33:05,986 --> 00:33:09,556
<i>♪ ♪</i>

940
00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:12,025
[knocks]
- Mr. Paul?

941
00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:13,093
- Who is it?

942
00:33:13,193 --> 00:33:16,162
- Karen
Crenshaw-Cooper-Collins.

943
00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:18,031
- What do you want?
I can hear you.

944
00:33:18,131 --> 00:33:19,599
- It is the middle of July.

945
00:33:19,699 --> 00:33:21,701
July is for the
red, white and blue.

946
00:33:21,801 --> 00:33:24,804
You know what colors
I see all around this door?

947
00:33:24,904 --> 00:33:25,939
- No, what?

948
00:33:26,039 --> 00:33:29,442
- I see green.
I see red.

949
00:33:29,542 --> 00:33:30,710
Whoa.

950
00:33:30,810 --> 00:33:32,445
- Oh, I see red when
I'm going to beat your ass.

951
00:33:32,545 --> 00:33:34,514
- OK.
- I'll tell you that.

952
00:33:34,614 --> 00:33:36,349
- Well, that's something
we can agree on, ain't it?

953
00:33:36,449 --> 00:33:38,818
- I celebrate Christmas
all year long,

954
00:33:38,918 --> 00:33:40,553
and that ain't none
of your business.

955
00:33:40,653 --> 00:33:42,622
- It is my business because
I'm the head of the HOA.

956
00:33:42,722 --> 00:33:43,890
- You're head of the what?

957
00:33:43,990 --> 00:33:44,991
- HOA.

958
00:33:45,091 --> 00:33:46,693
- Homo's association?

959
00:33:46,793 --> 00:33:47,727
- No, no, no.

960
00:33:47,827 --> 00:33:48,828
You need to get
your ears checked.

961
00:33:48,928 --> 00:33:50,964
- I don't need my ears--
I heard you right.

962
00:33:51,064 --> 00:33:53,433
You are the leader of
the homo's association.

963
00:33:53,533 --> 00:33:54,434
- Homeowners.

964
00:33:54,534 --> 00:33:55,435
- Homo's association.

965
00:33:55,535 --> 00:33:56,970
- Although this
is a condominium.

966
00:33:57,070 --> 00:33:58,571
You know where you are?
- I do know where.

967
00:33:58,672 --> 00:33:59,739
I'm in a condominium.

968
00:33:59,839 --> 00:34:01,441
I pay my lease every month.
- [scoffs]

969
00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:07,013
- Which allows me
to luxuriate in all of this.

970
00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:08,848
- You see this?
This is a petition.

971
00:34:08,948 --> 00:34:10,150
- Uh-huh.

972
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:11,685
- This was written by the
people of this condominium.

973
00:34:11,785 --> 00:34:12,886
You see it?

974
00:34:12,986 --> 00:34:15,488
- And your point with
all of this is what?

975
00:34:15,588 --> 00:34:17,924
- We are bound
by the same laws.

976
00:34:18,024 --> 00:34:19,959
You need to take down
these decorations.

977
00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:21,361
- I'm not taking them down.
Mm-mm.

978
00:34:21,461 --> 00:34:22,696
- You need to.
- Uh-uh.

979
00:34:22,796 --> 00:34:24,397
- It's in the HOA ordinances.

980
00:34:24,497 --> 00:34:26,599
- Well, I'm not going to do it.
- These are causing allergens.

981
00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:29,235
- I'm going to sue you.
- I know many a lawyer.

982
00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:31,371
<i>- This is no longer
Christmas in July.</i>

983
00:34:31,471 --> 00:34:32,939
<i>It's Christmas in court.</i>

984
00:34:33,039 --> 00:34:34,374
- Oh, you think
you can do that?

985
00:34:34,474 --> 00:34:35,709
- Oh, yeah, uh-huh.
I see you.

986
00:34:35,809 --> 00:34:37,744
- She's in violation of
the homeowner's association.

987
00:34:37,844 --> 00:34:39,546
- You are on
social media right now.

988
00:34:39,646 --> 00:34:41,414
Don't you see?
You can't catch me.

989
00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:43,049
- I got you.
- You can't catch me.

990
00:34:43,149 --> 00:34:45,085
- Assaulting and a thief.

991
00:34:45,185 --> 00:34:46,453
- These are deadly things.
They gotta go over there.

992
00:34:46,553 --> 00:34:48,088
- You got a lawsuit, baby.
- No, no, no.

993
00:34:48,188 --> 00:34:49,589
- You got a lawsuit.
- Look at this.

994
00:34:49,689 --> 00:34:50,857
Look at these.
- You--

995
00:34:50,957 --> 00:34:52,192
- These halogen lights.

996
00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:53,226
- Don't you touch them.

997
00:34:53,326 --> 00:34:54,227
- Oh, they're
giving me a seizure

998
00:34:54,327 --> 00:34:55,362
'cause they're flashing
so much.

999
00:34:55,462 --> 00:34:56,529
- Oh, you're going
to get an ass-kicking.

1000
00:34:56,629 --> 00:34:57,630
- Oh, they're giving me
a seizure. Oh! Oh!

1001
00:34:57,731 --> 00:34:59,032
- You're going to
get an ass-kicking, OK?

1002
00:34:59,132 --> 00:35:00,200
That's it right there. I'm
calling the police right now.

1003
00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:01,601
- I know the chief of police.
Call him.

1004
00:35:01,701 --> 00:35:03,036
- I got you on camera.
- I got you on camera.

1005
00:35:03,136 --> 00:35:04,170
- I got you on camera.

1006
00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:06,306
- See this?
- We got a lawsuit.

1007
00:35:06,406 --> 00:35:07,640
We got a lawsuit.
[ornament shatters]

1008
00:35:07,741 --> 00:35:08,908
I got plenty more
where that came from.

1009
00:35:09,009 --> 00:35:10,210
- Ooh, what if
I take your candy cane?

1010
00:35:10,310 --> 00:35:11,745
- Uh-uh, you can sit on it.

1011
00:35:11,845 --> 00:35:13,613
But you--oh, woman.

1012
00:35:13,713 --> 00:35:15,315
They going to get you. Look.
- Get this, get this.

1013
00:35:15,415 --> 00:35:17,083
- Yeah, no, uh--
- No!

1014
00:35:17,183 --> 00:35:18,752
We gotta get it out of here!
- You're going to jail.

1015
00:35:18,852 --> 00:35:20,420
- It's July!
- You going to jail.

1016
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,823
- No more
Christmas decorations!

1017
00:35:23,923 --> 00:35:25,425
- Police!
- No!

1018
00:35:25,525 --> 00:35:26,626
- Somebody call the police.

1019
00:35:26,726 --> 00:35:27,994
- I'm sick of it.

1020
00:35:28,094 --> 00:35:29,529
- I got it all on camera.

1021
00:35:29,629 --> 00:35:32,098
- Oh!
- All on camera.

1022
00:35:32,198 --> 00:35:33,266
<i>[phone chimes]</i>

1023
00:35:33,366 --> 00:35:34,968
Oh, did I not
have it on camera?

1024
00:35:35,068 --> 00:35:37,003
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

1025
00:35:38,371 --> 00:35:40,807
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

1026
00:35:40,907 --> 00:35:42,675
- Where's the manager?
[laughter]

1027
00:35:42,776 --> 00:35:44,077
- It's a new day
in the workroom

1028
00:35:44,177 --> 00:35:47,647
and I am feeling like I need
to speak to the manager now.

1029
00:35:47,747 --> 00:35:49,482
- Do not record me.

1030
00:35:49,582 --> 00:35:53,920
Today the judges will get to
watch our Karen performances.

1031
00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:55,722
<i>I'm feeling--</i>

1032
00:35:55,822 --> 00:35:58,024
oh, God,
I don't know how I'm feeling.

1033
00:35:58,124 --> 00:36:00,727
I feel, uh,

1034
00:36:00,827 --> 00:36:04,631
very, uh, severe, honey.

1035
00:36:04,731 --> 00:36:06,533
[laughter]
- Severe up in here.

1036
00:36:06,633 --> 00:36:08,535
- I may be losing it
a little bit

1037
00:36:08,635 --> 00:36:10,170
because there's this
type of challenge,

1038
00:36:10,270 --> 00:36:12,238
there's really no reassurance.

1039
00:36:12,338 --> 00:36:14,774
Y'all, I'm feeling
a little nervous for this one

1040
00:36:14,874 --> 00:36:16,910
<i>because in the previous
comedy challenge,</i>

1041
00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:19,612
<i>there were people
in the room laughing.</i>

1042
00:36:19,713 --> 00:36:23,416
This one was straight up
me and RuPaul.

1043
00:36:23,516 --> 00:36:24,551
<i>Part of me is like, yeah,</i>

1044
00:36:24,651 --> 00:36:26,152
<i>you kept up with Ru
the whole time.</i>

1045
00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:29,556
But the other side was like,
but were you funny at all?

1046
00:36:29,656 --> 00:36:30,957
Hmm.

1047
00:36:31,057 --> 00:36:35,362
I left that shoot thinking,
what the hell just happened?

1048
00:36:35,462 --> 00:36:36,629
- Right.

1049
00:36:36,730 --> 00:36:38,264
- We didn't get to watch
each other do these scenes.

1050
00:36:38,365 --> 00:36:40,500
I don't know how
the other girls did,

1051
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:44,204
so that makes me
even more nervous.

1052
00:36:44,304 --> 00:36:47,640
Does anyone feel overwhelming,
like, yeah, I killed that,

1053
00:36:47,741 --> 00:36:50,076
that was awesome,
I did a great job?

1054
00:36:50,176 --> 00:36:52,012
- I feel like there are moments
when I'm like, oh, girl,

1055
00:36:52,112 --> 00:36:53,346
I ate it.

1056
00:36:53,446 --> 00:36:55,749
You know what I mean?
- That is one thing about you.

1057
00:36:55,849 --> 00:36:59,152
One thing about Darlene.
Darlene thinks she ate.

1058
00:36:59,252 --> 00:37:01,755
- It ended in both of us
hunched over laughing.

1059
00:37:01,855 --> 00:37:04,758
- Yeah, Darlene, you feel like
farthest from a Karen.

1060
00:37:04,858 --> 00:37:06,926
How did you channel Karen?

1061
00:37:07,027 --> 00:37:08,495
- I don't know if I had that
sort of like,

1062
00:37:08,595 --> 00:37:10,030
angry, like burst.

1063
00:37:10,130 --> 00:37:13,033
I definitely went the, like,
bless your heart route.

1064
00:37:13,133 --> 00:37:16,002
<i>I feel like I got a lot of
laughs during my Karen skit.</i>

1065
00:37:16,102 --> 00:37:19,139
But as far as the
challenge of being a Karen,

1066
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,141
I don't know, girl.

1067
00:37:21,241 --> 00:37:22,942
- After Ru's walkthrough
where she, like,

1068
00:37:23,043 --> 00:37:24,511
singled me out
a little bit,

1069
00:37:24,611 --> 00:37:25,612
I was like,
you have to let loose.

1070
00:37:25,712 --> 00:37:26,713
You have to have fun.

1071
00:37:26,813 --> 00:37:28,448
I was like, OK, well,
you know what?

1072
00:37:28,548 --> 00:37:30,183
I just have to, like,
go out and do it.

1073
00:37:30,283 --> 00:37:33,353
And like, I feel like
I took a big, big risk

1074
00:37:33,453 --> 00:37:35,855
doing a Hispanic Karen,
considering that

1075
00:37:35,955 --> 00:37:39,192
everyone else is, you know,
stereotypical Karen.

1076
00:37:39,292 --> 00:37:42,329
- You can say white.
[laughter]

1077
00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:44,564
- Did you channel anybody
you know or like any like--

1078
00:37:44,664 --> 00:37:47,434
- I channeled like a mixture
of Niurka Marcos,

1079
00:37:47,534 --> 00:37:50,336
<i>which is like this really
famous crazy Cuban lady.</i>

1080
00:37:50,437 --> 00:37:51,971
And I channeled
a bit of my mom.

1081
00:37:52,072 --> 00:37:53,540
<i>She's not a Karen,
but she'll pop off.</i>

1082
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,541
<i>- Oh, God.</i>

1083
00:37:54,641 --> 00:37:55,875
- So I was just
channeling that.

1084
00:37:55,975 --> 00:37:57,210
I was channeling,
like, all the times

1085
00:37:57,310 --> 00:37:59,879
I've seen my aunties
fight or, you know, argue,

1086
00:37:59,979 --> 00:38:02,115
and, like, the hand motions
and all that.

1087
00:38:02,215 --> 00:38:05,452
Honestly, having Ru as
a scene partner was fun.

1088
00:38:05,552 --> 00:38:07,120
She called me a whore.

1089
00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:08,688
She said I look like
a prostitute.

1090
00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:10,190
- Easy, that was my dress.

1091
00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:13,059
- Yeah, I love the dress.
No, I love the dress.

1092
00:38:13,159 --> 00:38:16,162
- Leave Darlene's
Santee Alley dress out of this.

1093
00:38:16,262 --> 00:38:18,264
- Normally when we have
a comedy challenge,

1094
00:38:18,365 --> 00:38:19,766
Juicy comes back.

1095
00:38:19,866 --> 00:38:21,601
And she is a woman in crisis.

1096
00:38:21,701 --> 00:38:24,237
<i>Today, I can tell
from her energy</i>

1097
00:38:24,337 --> 00:38:27,540
that she feels a lot better
about how yesterday went than

1098
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,744
she has in the past with these
kinds of comedy challenges.

1099
00:38:30,844 --> 00:38:32,278
- My thing is anxiety.

1100
00:38:32,379 --> 00:38:36,716
I'm on a journey of not doing
the thing that I always do,

1101
00:38:36,816 --> 00:38:39,085
where I go back home
after we do a challenge

1102
00:38:39,185 --> 00:38:40,420
and think about
every single thing

1103
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,222
that I could have done better
and that I did wrong.

1104
00:38:42,322 --> 00:38:44,024
I've come this far.

1105
00:38:44,124 --> 00:38:45,558
My track record is fab.

1106
00:38:45,659 --> 00:38:48,561
- I look fab.
- I look fab. I feel fab.

1107
00:38:48,661 --> 00:38:49,929
- I smell fab.

1108
00:38:50,030 --> 00:38:53,133
- I smell, well, not currently,
but I will smell fab.

1109
00:38:53,233 --> 00:38:56,036
I'm feeling
cautiously optimistic.

1110
00:38:56,136 --> 00:38:59,172
<i>I think I did what was asked,
but some people</i>

1111
00:38:59,272 --> 00:39:02,876
seem to be saying that Ru was
really laughing at them,

1112
00:39:02,976 --> 00:39:06,012
which is making this
much more nerve-wracking

1113
00:39:06,112 --> 00:39:08,114
than past performance
challenges.

1114
00:39:08,214 --> 00:39:09,849
- Nini, where's your head at?

1115
00:39:09,949 --> 00:39:12,118
- I also am like,
it could have been great.

1116
00:39:12,218 --> 00:39:14,487
It could have been shit.
I don't know.

1117
00:39:14,587 --> 00:39:15,755
Like, I was having fun.

1118
00:39:15,855 --> 00:39:18,024
I feel like I stayed
in character the whole time.

1119
00:39:18,124 --> 00:39:21,127
- My HOA Karen sketch was so
fun, but also at the same time

1120
00:39:21,227 --> 00:39:23,096
I'm like, did I pick up
on everything

1121
00:39:23,196 --> 00:39:24,664
that Ru was putting down?

1122
00:39:24,764 --> 00:39:27,000
- In my scene, Ru was
in character the whole time,

1123
00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:28,902
so she wasn't, like,
breaking character

1124
00:39:29,002 --> 00:39:30,070
and laughing or anything, so--
- Right.

1125
00:39:30,170 --> 00:39:31,571
It definitely wasn't
the laughs like we got

1126
00:39:31,671 --> 00:39:33,673
during Snatch Game, you know?

1127
00:39:33,773 --> 00:39:35,608
- Speak for yourself.

1128
00:39:35,709 --> 00:39:38,211
- The pressure's on, y'all.
The pressure's on.

1129
00:39:38,311 --> 00:39:40,613
- It's a really, really
strong group of girls.

1130
00:39:40,714 --> 00:39:42,148
<i>But I feel like
everyone's weakness</i>

1131
00:39:42,248 --> 00:39:45,118
is definitely their psyche,
the inner saboteur of it all.

1132
00:39:45,218 --> 00:39:46,386
This challenge is
the one that's going

1133
00:39:46,486 --> 00:39:47,687
to determine the top four.

1134
00:39:47,787 --> 00:39:49,689
<i>So we're all feeling
the tension in the room</i>

1135
00:39:49,789 --> 00:39:53,159
because we just don't know
where we're going to land.

1136
00:39:53,259 --> 00:39:55,829
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

1137
00:39:58,365 --> 00:40:00,967
<i>[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]</i>

1138
00:40:01,067 --> 00:40:05,271
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1139
00:40:05,372 --> 00:40:07,574
<i>- [laughs]</i>

1140
00:40:07,674 --> 00:40:09,509
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1141
00:40:09,609 --> 00:40:10,910
<i>♪ Cover girl ♪</i>

1142
00:40:11,010 --> 00:40:13,313
<i>♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪</i>

1143
00:40:13,413 --> 00:40:14,647
<i>♪ Head to toe ♪</i>

1144
00:40:14,748 --> 00:40:17,283
<i>♪ Let your whole body talk ♪</i>

1145
00:40:17,384 --> 00:40:18,818
- Ooh, this is very Bob Mackie.

1146
00:40:18,918 --> 00:40:20,086
- What?
- Whoo.

1147
00:40:20,186 --> 00:40:22,956
- Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

1148
00:40:23,056 --> 00:40:26,059
She's always ready
to make a scene.

1149
00:40:26,159 --> 00:40:27,761
Michelle Visage.

1150
00:40:27,861 --> 00:40:31,064
- A scene? Can I speak
to somebody above you?

1151
00:40:31,164 --> 00:40:34,768
- [laughs]
- Like, who do you report to?

1152
00:40:34,868 --> 00:40:36,403
That's who I want to talk to.

1153
00:40:36,503 --> 00:40:39,239
- Ma'am, I am the manager
when the manager's not here.

1154
00:40:39,339 --> 00:40:40,673
- Mm.

1155
00:40:40,774 --> 00:40:43,677
[laughter]

1156
00:40:43,777 --> 00:40:46,679
She knows a thing or two
about going viral--

1157
00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:48,248
TS Madison.

1158
00:40:48,348 --> 00:40:50,750
- Uh-uh, Ru,
I got a shot for that.

1159
00:40:50,850 --> 00:40:52,352
And I'm all better now.

1160
00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:54,854
[laughter]

1161
00:40:54,954 --> 00:40:57,457
- And she's
no stranger to drama.

1162
00:40:57,557 --> 00:41:00,527
It's the fabulous
Julianne Nicholson.

1163
00:41:00,627 --> 00:41:03,396
- Wait a minute.
Are you recording me right now?

1164
00:41:03,496 --> 00:41:07,434
[laughter]

1165
00:41:07,534 --> 00:41:09,135
- Welcome, my love.

1166
00:41:09,235 --> 00:41:11,404
- Thank you.
I'm so happy to be here.

1167
00:41:11,504 --> 00:41:13,239
- This week,
we challenged our queens

1168
00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:17,577
to cause a commotion
as Karens Gone Wild.

1169
00:41:17,677 --> 00:41:19,679
And tonight on the runway,
category is

1170
00:41:19,779 --> 00:41:22,115
From Wholesome to Folsom.

1171
00:41:22,215 --> 00:41:23,550
- Ooh.
- Ooh.

1172
00:41:23,650 --> 00:41:25,652
- Racers, start your engines.

1173
00:41:25,752 --> 00:41:28,955
And may the best
drag queen win.

1174
00:41:29,923 --> 00:41:33,126
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

1175
00:41:33,226 --> 00:41:36,896
Category is
From Wholesome to Folsom.

1176
00:41:36,996 --> 00:41:39,699
Up first, Juicy Love Dion.

1177
00:41:39,799 --> 00:41:41,701
<i>- My wholesome look is</i>

1178
00:41:41,801 --> 00:41:44,838
<i>an "Alice in Wonderland"
inspiration.</i>

1179
00:41:44,938 --> 00:41:46,005
- Oh, dear.

1180
00:41:46,106 --> 00:41:49,409
- Oh, you've got
Crisco in my poppers.

1181
00:41:49,509 --> 00:41:52,012
You've got poppers
in my Crisco.

1182
00:41:52,112 --> 00:41:53,513
- Pop till you drop.

1183
00:41:53,613 --> 00:41:55,248
<i>- Once we smell
the poppers, baby,</i>

1184
00:41:55,348 --> 00:41:57,517
<i>that kitty girl comes out.</i>

1185
00:41:57,617 --> 00:42:00,754
<i>And I have Cheshire cats
covering up my privates</i>

1186
00:42:00,854 --> 00:42:02,822
<i>with a chastity belt
because I'm a good girl.</i>

1187
00:42:02,922 --> 00:42:05,759
<i>I feel like I fit
the cat-egory.</i>

1188
00:42:05,859 --> 00:42:07,227
Meow, meow.

1189
00:42:07,327 --> 00:42:10,263
- Curiosity killed the cat, but
a good whip brought it back.

1190
00:42:10,363 --> 00:42:12,599
- Calico, you better do.

1191
00:42:12,699 --> 00:42:14,134
[laughter]

1192
00:42:14,234 --> 00:42:15,535
- Darlene Mitchell.

1193
00:42:15,635 --> 00:42:17,170
Oh, it's a housewife.

1194
00:42:17,270 --> 00:42:18,605
- Baking a casserole.

1195
00:42:18,705 --> 00:42:22,008
<i>- At the Folsom Street Fair,
no kink is off limits,</i>

1196
00:42:22,108 --> 00:42:23,610
<i>so don't piss me off.</i>

1197
00:42:23,710 --> 00:42:25,245
<i>Just piss on me.</i>

1198
00:42:25,345 --> 00:42:27,280
- She don't piss and tell.
- [laughs]

1199
00:42:27,380 --> 00:42:28,381
- [spits]

1200
00:42:28,481 --> 00:42:29,783
<i>I've got my hankie
on display</i>

1201
00:42:29,883 --> 00:42:32,619
<i>and I have my fully stoned,</i>

1202
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:35,588
<i>bedazzled,
crystallized pee stain.</i>

1203
00:42:35,689 --> 00:42:37,824
<i>Oops, things got
a little messy.</i>

1204
00:42:37,924 --> 00:42:39,259
<i>[laughs]</i>

1205
00:42:39,359 --> 00:42:42,295
<i>And the nastiest little
Daisy Dukes you've ever seen.</i>

1206
00:42:42,395 --> 00:42:44,364
<i>Head to toe, I am dripping.</i>

1207
00:42:44,464 --> 00:42:48,301
- Now, that's what
I call a golden girl.

1208
00:42:48,401 --> 00:42:50,437
Myki Meeks.

1209
00:42:50,537 --> 00:42:52,972
Oh. Her safe word is Rosebud.

1210
00:42:53,073 --> 00:42:54,441
- I'll take a dozen.

1211
00:42:54,541 --> 00:42:58,078
<i>- Myki Meeks stars in
Everything's Coming up Roses.</i>

1212
00:42:58,178 --> 00:42:59,512
<i>It's a double feature.</i>

1213
00:42:59,612 --> 00:43:02,315
<i>Ooh, oh, no.
I pricked my finger.</i>

1214
00:43:02,415 --> 00:43:03,983
<i>But I kind of like the pain.</i>

1215
00:43:04,084 --> 00:43:08,621
<i>I reveal into my harness-y
thorny, BDSM couture.</i>

1216
00:43:08,722 --> 00:43:10,590
<i>Do not fuck with me,
fellas.</i>

1217
00:43:10,690 --> 00:43:12,492
<i>Because I also
have a vine whip.</i>

1218
00:43:12,592 --> 00:43:13,760
<i>Wholesome to Folsom, babe.</i>

1219
00:43:13,860 --> 00:43:16,463
<i>Sweet as a rose
to thorny and horny.</i>

1220
00:43:16,563 --> 00:43:18,932
- Thorn?
When did I have thorn?

1221
00:43:19,032 --> 00:43:20,300
[laughter]

1222
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,202
- Well, I've seen her videos
on ThornHub.

1223
00:43:22,302 --> 00:43:23,503
- Oh.

1224
00:43:23,603 --> 00:43:24,971
- Jane Don't.

1225
00:43:25,071 --> 00:43:27,841
- I'm looking for my husband,
Debenezer.

1226
00:43:27,941 --> 00:43:29,909
[laughter]

1227
00:43:30,010 --> 00:43:33,546
<i>- Young, beautiful,
dowager widow</i>

1228
00:43:33,646 --> 00:43:36,850
<i>wandering through
her husband's manse</i>

1229
00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:39,119
<i>haunted by his ghost.</i>

1230
00:43:39,219 --> 00:43:41,054
<i>And then I tear away
my nightgown...</i>

1231
00:43:41,154 --> 00:43:42,455
- Ooh.
- Oh, dear.

1232
00:43:42,555 --> 00:43:45,558
<i>- To reveal my fully encrusted
red lingerie set.</i>

1233
00:43:45,659 --> 00:43:47,894
- She's the latest cast member
of the

1234
00:43:47,994 --> 00:43:50,130
"Rocky Whore Picture Show."
- Yes.

1235
00:43:50,230 --> 00:43:53,666
<i>- I'm wearing my Mrs. Lovett
hair, running a bordello.</i>

1236
00:43:53,767 --> 00:43:57,771
<i>I'm pouring hot wax
all over my heaving bosom.</i>

1237
00:43:57,871 --> 00:44:02,308
<i>It's sort of funny and
twisted, but still sexy,</i>

1238
00:44:02,409 --> 00:44:05,311
<i>like the heroine
of a Bronte novel</i>

1239
00:44:05,412 --> 00:44:07,414
<i>if she was also a slut.</i>

1240
00:44:07,514 --> 00:44:08,515
I feel gorgeous.

1241
00:44:08,615 --> 00:44:10,283
- I heard of a
candle in the wind,

1242
00:44:10,383 --> 00:44:12,585
but this is extra.

1243
00:44:12,686 --> 00:44:14,721
- Nini Coco.

1244
00:44:14,821 --> 00:44:18,224
Give me your tired,
your lonely,

1245
00:44:18,324 --> 00:44:20,260
your whores.

1246
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,829
<i>- I am the very
freshly constructed</i>

1247
00:44:22,929 --> 00:44:25,565
<i>Statue of Liberty
circa 1886.</i>

1248
00:44:25,665 --> 00:44:29,335
<i>She is draped in this
beautiful, pure copper.</i>

1249
00:44:29,436 --> 00:44:30,670
- Oh!

1250
00:44:30,770 --> 00:44:34,541
- Give me liberty or
give me a piece of ass.

1251
00:44:34,641 --> 00:44:37,177
<i>- Yeah, who knew that
Lady Liberty was so kinky?</i>

1252
00:44:37,277 --> 00:44:38,845
<i>This is another
Nini Coco original.</i>

1253
00:44:38,945 --> 00:44:39,946
<i>I made it head to toe.</i>

1254
00:44:40,046 --> 00:44:41,981
<i>She's covered in spikes.</i>

1255
00:44:42,082 --> 00:44:44,617
<i>Folsom is all about
the freedom of expression.</i>

1256
00:44:44,718 --> 00:44:46,753
<i>So who better
to represent that</i>

1257
00:44:46,853 --> 00:44:48,188
<i>than the Statue of Liberty
herself?</i>

1258
00:44:48,288 --> 00:44:51,057
- You can see her in
"Torch Thong" trilogy.

1259
00:44:51,157 --> 00:44:53,760
- Now that's what I call
a Staten Island fairy.

1260
00:44:53,860 --> 00:44:56,029
- You want to see a tunnel?

1261
00:44:56,129 --> 00:44:58,798
[laughter]

1262
00:45:01,034 --> 00:45:02,535
- Welcome, queens.

1263
00:45:02,635 --> 00:45:05,438
It's time for
the judges' critiques.

1264
00:45:05,538 --> 00:45:08,641
Starting with Juicy Love Dion.

1265
00:45:08,742 --> 00:45:11,111
- This outfit tonight, I just
was saying, here kitty, kitty.

1266
00:45:11,211 --> 00:45:12,645
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

1267
00:45:12,746 --> 00:45:13,646
Hey! You know?

1268
00:45:13,747 --> 00:45:15,181
You look like sex.

1269
00:45:15,281 --> 00:45:18,251
- The little demure
Alice in Wonderland party girl

1270
00:45:18,351 --> 00:45:20,620
<i>over it was really fun
with the giant poppers.</i>

1271
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:23,189
It says it all
about you, Juicy.

1272
00:45:23,289 --> 00:45:26,726
You were the
Parking Spot Karen.

1273
00:45:26,826 --> 00:45:28,194
- Liar.

1274
00:45:28,294 --> 00:45:30,463
- You really let yourself go.
You let yourself have it.

1275
00:45:30,563 --> 00:45:33,333
You had physical comedy.
I loved the Spanish stuff.

1276
00:45:33,433 --> 00:45:35,502
I love to think
Ru called you a <i>puta.</i>

1277
00:45:35,602 --> 00:45:37,771
It just--it looked like
you two had a good time.

1278
00:45:37,871 --> 00:45:42,142
- I loved your rail work
or your rail-ography,

1279
00:45:42,242 --> 00:45:44,811
if you will, the way you sort
of tumbled over the rail.

1280
00:45:44,911 --> 00:45:47,280
You were totally
committed to that moment

1281
00:45:47,380 --> 00:45:48,715
in letting yourself go.

1282
00:45:48,815 --> 00:45:51,985
- I really felt
all the way out with you.

1283
00:45:52,085 --> 00:45:54,454
<i>Ayúdame!
- Ayúdame!</i>

1284
00:45:54,554 --> 00:45:56,723
- You kind of did get stuck
in the Miguel part,

1285
00:45:56,823 --> 00:45:58,525
but it was just the other
little things that you did

1286
00:45:58,625 --> 00:46:00,026
that--that made up for it.

1287
00:46:00,126 --> 00:46:02,128
- So Juicy, you came
with the character

1288
00:46:02,228 --> 00:46:03,396
and I was impressed with that.

1289
00:46:03,496 --> 00:46:05,198
You were fun.
I had a great time with you.

1290
00:46:05,298 --> 00:46:08,001
I'm happy to see that
you let it all out.

1291
00:46:08,101 --> 00:46:09,269
- Thank you.

1292
00:46:09,369 --> 00:46:11,471
- Darlene Mitchell,
now this outfit right here,

1293
00:46:11,571 --> 00:46:12,605
girl, listen.

1294
00:46:12,706 --> 00:46:16,276
It brought back memories, OK?
[laughter]

1295
00:46:16,376 --> 00:46:19,779
- Thank you for being
the boundary pusher tonight.

1296
00:46:19,879 --> 00:46:22,115
[laughter]

1297
00:46:22,215 --> 00:46:24,050
- Oh, yellow nails too.

1298
00:46:24,150 --> 00:46:25,385
- We went there.

1299
00:46:25,485 --> 00:46:27,053
- You feel like
the missing village person

1300
00:46:27,153 --> 00:46:29,656
that we all wanted
and never got.

1301
00:46:29,756 --> 00:46:31,324
And you were the
Shoplifting Karen.

1302
00:46:31,424 --> 00:46:33,293
<i>You matched Ru.</i>

1303
00:46:33,393 --> 00:46:35,562
Everything that Ru did,
you said yes, and.

1304
00:46:35,662 --> 00:46:37,998
And that's like
rule number one for improv.

1305
00:46:38,098 --> 00:46:41,201
- It felt very alive
and moment-to-moment work.

1306
00:46:41,301 --> 00:46:43,269
- Darlene, you're so stupid.

1307
00:46:43,370 --> 00:46:44,804
[laughter]

1308
00:46:44,904 --> 00:46:46,773
I had so much fun with you.

1309
00:46:46,873 --> 00:46:48,241
You're really good
scene partner.

1310
00:46:48,341 --> 00:46:49,676
- I think you are so funny.

1311
00:46:49,776 --> 00:46:53,246
But I would have wanted
to see more Karen from you.

1312
00:46:53,346 --> 00:46:54,914
- You weren't
as much a Karen

1313
00:46:55,014 --> 00:46:56,383
as you were
a good Christian lady.

1314
00:46:56,483 --> 00:46:57,784
- I am a Christian.
- Are you?

1315
00:46:57,884 --> 00:46:59,719
- Growing up in the Midwest,
there was a lot of that,

1316
00:46:59,819 --> 00:47:01,588
sort of like,
bless your heart, woman,

1317
00:47:01,688 --> 00:47:04,791
but on the inside, rotten.
- Yeah.

1318
00:47:04,891 --> 00:47:06,760
- On a scale of
1 to 10 from my book,

1319
00:47:06,860 --> 00:47:11,765
I would definitely give you
a high long 8.

1320
00:47:11,865 --> 00:47:14,434
Because I got one.
[laughter]

1321
00:47:14,534 --> 00:47:16,970
- 8?
- OK, 10.

1322
00:47:17,070 --> 00:47:19,439
[laughter]

1323
00:47:19,539 --> 00:47:21,241
- Thank you.

1324
00:47:21,341 --> 00:47:23,977
- All right.
Up next, Myki Meeks.

1325
00:47:24,077 --> 00:47:27,714
- Now this outfit, girl,
you're making me thorny, baby.

1326
00:47:27,814 --> 00:47:29,315
- Mm.
- I'm just blown away by it.

1327
00:47:29,416 --> 00:47:30,984
This is gorgeous tonight.

1328
00:47:31,084 --> 00:47:32,719
- That hair is so gorgeous.

1329
00:47:32,819 --> 00:47:36,456
- That reveal was fantastic.
It's top-to-bottom beautiful.

1330
00:47:36,556 --> 00:47:38,558
- You were the most Karen
of the bunch.

1331
00:47:38,658 --> 00:47:39,959
- Where's your license?

1332
00:47:40,060 --> 00:47:43,196
- And I believed it with the
Kate Gosselin hair and all.

1333
00:47:43,296 --> 00:47:45,565
- A Karen is about
having privilege

1334
00:47:45,665 --> 00:47:48,368
and using the privilege
to her advantage.

1335
00:47:48,468 --> 00:47:50,737
You did it for me.

1336
00:47:50,837 --> 00:47:52,505
- One of the things that
first jumped out to me

1337
00:47:52,605 --> 00:47:55,942
was how quickly you
went from entitlement--

1338
00:47:56,042 --> 00:47:57,243
- I don't need a license,
I'm traveling.

1339
00:47:57,344 --> 00:48:00,046
- To seduction,
to distraction,

1340
00:48:00,146 --> 00:48:04,084
to coma, to running away
was just brilliant.

1341
00:48:04,184 --> 00:48:06,152
When you brought the seat back,
like,

1342
00:48:06,252 --> 00:48:08,254
<i>your imagination
was limitless,</i>

1343
00:48:08,355 --> 00:48:10,256
and you just pulled out
every last thing

1344
00:48:10,357 --> 00:48:13,460
you had in your bag of tricks,
and I bought every single one.

1345
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,761
- Wow.

1346
00:48:14,861 --> 00:48:16,463
- You seem very surprised
by the critiques.

1347
00:48:16,563 --> 00:48:17,998
- I am surprised. I am.
- Why?

1348
00:48:18,098 --> 00:48:20,834
- When it's improv and it was
really just the two of us,

1349
00:48:20,934 --> 00:48:23,770
you leave going,
what the hell did I just do?

1350
00:48:23,870 --> 00:48:25,739
What I'm learning and what
I need to continue to work on

1351
00:48:25,839 --> 00:48:28,108
is trust my gut, because
it's gotten me this far.

1352
00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:29,275
- Great night for you, Myki.

1353
00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:31,111
- Wow.
Thank you, thank you.

1354
00:48:31,211 --> 00:48:33,113
- Up next, Jane Don't.

1355
00:48:33,213 --> 00:48:34,814
- I just love
that juxtaposition

1356
00:48:34,914 --> 00:48:37,817
of the sort of Jane Austen
to like--

1357
00:48:37,917 --> 00:48:39,652
[in Boston accent]
Red light whore.

1358
00:48:39,753 --> 00:48:41,554
[laughter]

1359
00:48:41,655 --> 00:48:43,189
- In the improv challenge,

1360
00:48:43,289 --> 00:48:45,492
if you've ever
seen a Karen cut up,

1361
00:48:45,592 --> 00:48:47,894
they cuts up in those airports.

1362
00:48:47,994 --> 00:48:50,730
Like, I needed
more foolishness from you.

1363
00:48:50,830 --> 00:48:53,633
The 250 pounds you could
have easily just

1364
00:48:53,733 --> 00:48:56,970
tore into Ru about
you being 235.

1365
00:48:57,070 --> 00:49:00,440
You know, it was so many things
that you could have played off,

1366
00:49:00,540 --> 00:49:02,742
you know with Ru, that I--
I thought you were missing it.

1367
00:49:02,842 --> 00:49:06,246
- I loved when you were
rolling around so casually,

1368
00:49:06,346 --> 00:49:09,382
even though clearly
he was nowhere near you.

1369
00:49:09,482 --> 00:49:11,551
- I think in this situation,
I didn't get Karen.

1370
00:49:11,651 --> 00:49:13,520
I was getting more
Mrs. Roper.

1371
00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:15,955
- I agree that I didn't
get as much Karen

1372
00:49:16,056 --> 00:49:17,424
as I maybe would
have liked, but I

1373
00:49:17,524 --> 00:49:21,461
loved your patterned muumuu
and your hair and your glasses.

1374
00:49:21,561 --> 00:49:23,797
- I don't know, just being like
a lady from Palm Springs,

1375
00:49:23,897 --> 00:49:26,933
I think is just spiritually
where I feel the most at home.

1376
00:49:27,033 --> 00:49:28,401
So I was just kind of like--

1377
00:49:28,501 --> 00:49:30,503
- I just feel like you came
there with things that you

1378
00:49:30,603 --> 00:49:32,405
wanted to say,
and you said them

1379
00:49:32,505 --> 00:49:33,940
and you weren't
allowing yourself

1380
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:35,141
to go further than that.

1381
00:49:35,241 --> 00:49:36,776
And I know you've
got more than that.

1382
00:49:36,876 --> 00:49:38,778
I just wanted you to be
more Karen, I guess.

1383
00:49:38,878 --> 00:49:40,013
- Sure.
- Is all.

1384
00:49:40,113 --> 00:49:42,015
We've all experienced it
at this point.

1385
00:49:42,115 --> 00:49:43,917
Ru's entire algorithm
is Karens,

1386
00:49:44,017 --> 00:49:46,419
which is why this challenge
is probably happening.

1387
00:49:46,519 --> 00:49:47,854
- Listen, you're--
you're great.

1388
00:49:47,954 --> 00:49:52,559
A few maneuvers, she could
have been absolutely perfect.

1389
00:49:52,659 --> 00:49:53,793
- Nini Coco.

1390
00:49:53,893 --> 00:49:55,996
- I had very high
expectations when

1391
00:49:56,096 --> 00:49:59,866
you came out because I felt
your desperation so clearly.

1392
00:49:59,966 --> 00:50:01,668
I loved your nails
on the clipboard.

1393
00:50:01,768 --> 00:50:03,203
There were specific things
along the way

1394
00:50:03,303 --> 00:50:05,705
that really brought
that character to life.

1395
00:50:05,805 --> 00:50:08,074
- You understood
what a Karen was.

1396
00:50:08,174 --> 00:50:10,510
I just think
you ran out of steam.

1397
00:50:10,610 --> 00:50:13,413
It felt like it became
the same thing over and over.

1398
00:50:13,513 --> 00:50:15,648
You have to keep it moving
to keep the comedy moving.

1399
00:50:15,749 --> 00:50:18,985
- Yeah, I feel like I had a lot
of energy, came in really hot.

1400
00:50:19,085 --> 00:50:20,253
- Yeah.

1401
00:50:20,353 --> 00:50:22,088
- And didn't have
as many levels in there.

1402
00:50:22,188 --> 00:50:23,390
- Yeah.

1403
00:50:23,490 --> 00:50:25,525
<i>- Now in the runway
I was like, yes, ma'am.</i>

1404
00:50:25,625 --> 00:50:28,828
And looking at this outfit
makes me miss

1405
00:50:28,928 --> 00:50:31,431
New York City late night.
- Mm.

1406
00:50:31,531 --> 00:50:33,500
- I'm sure we partied
with a few club kids

1407
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:35,435
that dressed up like this
a few times.

1408
00:50:35,535 --> 00:50:38,438
- I just want to get on
a ferry and ride all the way.

1409
00:50:38,538 --> 00:50:39,672
- [laughs]

1410
00:50:39,773 --> 00:50:42,409
- It's such a beautiful,
nostalgic moment

1411
00:50:42,509 --> 00:50:44,878
to see Lady Liberty,
especially in this moment,

1412
00:50:44,978 --> 00:50:47,447
with all that's going on
in the world around us.

1413
00:50:47,547 --> 00:50:50,417
- Would you ride a ferry?
- I'd ride a ferry with you.

1414
00:50:50,517 --> 00:50:52,819
[laughter]

1415
00:50:52,919 --> 00:50:54,921
- All right, Nini.
Anything else you want to add?

1416
00:50:55,021 --> 00:50:57,190
- You'll be hearing
from my lawyer.

1417
00:50:57,290 --> 00:50:59,092
[laughter]

1418
00:50:59,192 --> 00:51:00,627
- Thank you.
- Thanks.

1419
00:51:00,727 --> 00:51:01,895
- All right.
Well, thank you, queens.

1420
00:51:01,995 --> 00:51:03,063
I think we've heard enough.

1421
00:51:03,163 --> 00:51:05,131
While you untuck backstage,

1422
00:51:05,231 --> 00:51:08,301
the judges and I
will deliberate.

1423
00:51:08,401 --> 00:51:12,205
All right, now just between us
girlfriends, what do you think?

1424
00:51:12,305 --> 00:51:14,340
Starting with Juicy Love Dion.

1425
00:51:14,441 --> 00:51:17,577
- I was really proud of Juicy
in this challenge,

1426
00:51:17,677 --> 00:51:19,479
actually, as
Parking Spot Karen.

1427
00:51:19,579 --> 00:51:22,916
- I agree that there were
enough viral moments in there.

1428
00:51:23,016 --> 00:51:24,284
- Very, very funny.

1429
00:51:24,384 --> 00:51:27,253
I had no idea that she would
come through like that.

1430
00:51:27,354 --> 00:51:29,622
- She did a really
good job tonight.

1431
00:51:29,723 --> 00:51:31,524
- All right, let's talk
about Darlene Mitchell.

1432
00:51:31,624 --> 00:51:32,992
- I felt you two
were together

1433
00:51:33,093 --> 00:51:34,861
<i>and you were having
a great time.</i>

1434
00:51:34,961 --> 00:51:37,630
One of the best bits for me
was actually you showing us

1435
00:51:37,731 --> 00:51:40,500
your credentials, Ru,
and singing and dancing.

1436
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,569
So when you can elevate
your scene partner,

1437
00:51:42,669 --> 00:51:43,970
that's one of the
signs of a great actor.

1438
00:51:44,070 --> 00:51:45,271
And she has that.

1439
00:51:45,372 --> 00:51:48,074
- I love every single thing
about what she did,

1440
00:51:48,174 --> 00:51:50,577
apart from the fact
that she wasn't a Karen.

1441
00:51:50,677 --> 00:51:52,412
She was more like,
I'm a good Christian woman.

1442
00:51:52,512 --> 00:51:54,881
- But I did like her
comedic timing with you, Ru.

1443
00:51:54,981 --> 00:51:57,016
- She was down to play.

1444
00:51:57,117 --> 00:51:58,284
<i>All right, Myki Meeks.</i>

1445
00:51:58,385 --> 00:52:00,387
- I've tried all of those
stunts in the car before

1446
00:52:00,487 --> 00:52:04,924
and I got arrested, so that
is definitely a real Karen.

1447
00:52:05,025 --> 00:52:07,093
Honey, I have
seen these women

1448
00:52:07,193 --> 00:52:08,962
get away with
all of these antics.

1449
00:52:09,062 --> 00:52:10,930
- She just tried everything
she could think of

1450
00:52:11,031 --> 00:52:13,199
and it never felt forced.

1451
00:52:13,299 --> 00:52:14,367
<i>- All right.
Jane Don't.</i>

1452
00:52:14,467 --> 00:52:16,903
- She has set the bar
so high for herself.

1453
00:52:17,003 --> 00:52:19,973
She tried to
control it too much

1454
00:52:20,073 --> 00:52:21,474
<i>is the best way I can say it.</i>

1455
00:52:21,574 --> 00:52:22,976
- And that's where
we can get lost,

1456
00:52:23,076 --> 00:52:24,644
when we're not
so much in the moment.

1457
00:52:24,744 --> 00:52:26,179
- I think she was trying
to script it

1458
00:52:26,279 --> 00:52:28,782
more than just letting it--
letting it flow.

1459
00:52:28,882 --> 00:52:31,985
- So if you threw something at
her, Ru, she didn't take it.

1460
00:52:32,085 --> 00:52:34,287
She didn't take the bait
and that happened a few times.

1461
00:52:34,387 --> 00:52:36,523
- No, I don't think so.
See, you got to understand.

1462
00:52:36,623 --> 00:52:39,125
- What she did was good,
but it just wasn't enough.

1463
00:52:39,225 --> 00:52:40,994
It certainly wasn't
Karen enough for me.

1464
00:52:41,094 --> 00:52:42,696
<i>- All right.
Nini Coco.</i>

1465
00:52:42,796 --> 00:52:44,197
- Now, Nini Coco
was the other one

1466
00:52:44,297 --> 00:52:46,032
who really knows
what a Karen is.

1467
00:52:46,132 --> 00:52:48,134
She got it.
She understood the assignment.

1468
00:52:48,234 --> 00:52:50,336
However, it felt like
she got stuck

1469
00:52:50,437 --> 00:52:53,540
and kept kind of driving home
the same persona.

1470
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:56,743
- I think it's hard when you
start from such a high place.

1471
00:52:56,843 --> 00:52:57,844
- Mm-hmm.

1472
00:52:57,944 --> 00:52:58,845
- Because then
there's nowhere to go.

1473
00:52:58,945 --> 00:53:00,347
And I think that's
what happened.

1474
00:53:00,447 --> 00:53:01,881
- Felt like there was
a lot of screaming

1475
00:53:01,981 --> 00:53:04,951
with not a lot of, you know,
meat and potatoes.

1476
00:53:05,051 --> 00:53:07,954
- Silence.
I have made my decision.

1477
00:53:08,054 --> 00:53:10,323
Bring back my girls.

1478
00:53:10,657 --> 00:53:14,260
Welcome back, queens.
I've made some decisions.

1479
00:53:14,361 --> 00:53:16,830
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

1480
00:53:16,930 --> 00:53:18,565
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1481
00:53:18,665 --> 00:53:24,437
Myki Meeks, your traffic stop
Karen was just the ticket.

1482
00:53:24,537 --> 00:53:26,139
Condragulations,
you're the winner

1483
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:27,741
of this week's challenge.
- Whew.

1484
00:53:27,841 --> 00:53:28,942
Let's fucking go.

1485
00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:32,278
- You've won a cash tip
of $5,000

1486
00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:35,682
plus tickets to see
"Stop! That! Train!"

1487
00:53:35,782 --> 00:53:38,952
<i>the first feature film
from the Drag Race universe,</i>

1488
00:53:39,052 --> 00:53:40,487
<i>in theaters this summer.</i>

1489
00:53:40,587 --> 00:53:41,488
- Wow.

1490
00:53:41,588 --> 00:53:44,124
I got my roses, bitch.

1491
00:53:44,224 --> 00:53:48,695
Oh, my God, Karens,
I will thank you this time.

1492
00:53:48,795 --> 00:53:53,299
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1493
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,869
- Darlene Mitchell,
in the challenge,

1494
00:53:55,969 --> 00:53:59,439
you were a little Karen-light,

1495
00:53:59,539 --> 00:54:02,909
but your runway
was a real pisser.

1496
00:54:03,009 --> 00:54:04,677
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

1497
00:54:04,778 --> 00:54:08,348
Juicy Love Dion,
your Parking Spot Karen,

1498
00:54:08,448 --> 00:54:11,951
was a little over the line,

1499
00:54:12,052 --> 00:54:15,255
but your runway was purrfect.

1500
00:54:15,355 --> 00:54:18,191
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1501
00:54:18,291 --> 00:54:20,460
Juicy Love Dion,

1502
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,096
you are safe.

1503
00:54:23,196 --> 00:54:24,431
- Thank you so much.

1504
00:54:24,531 --> 00:54:26,666
- You may step to the back
of the stage.

1505
00:54:26,766 --> 00:54:27,667
- Thank you.

1506
00:54:27,767 --> 00:54:28,702
Meow.

1507
00:54:28,802 --> 00:54:30,937
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1508
00:54:31,037 --> 00:54:32,005
- Darlene Mitchell...

1509
00:54:32,105 --> 00:54:35,308
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1510
00:54:35,408 --> 00:54:38,344
you are safe.

1511
00:54:38,445 --> 00:54:40,046
- [exhales deeply]

1512
00:54:40,146 --> 00:54:42,382
<i>[dramatic music]</i>

1513
00:54:42,482 --> 00:54:43,917
You may join the other girls.

1514
00:54:44,017 --> 00:54:46,753
- Thank you.

1515
00:54:46,853 --> 00:54:49,422
- Nini Coco, Jane Don't.

1516
00:54:49,522 --> 00:54:54,527
I'm sorry, my dears, but you
are both up for elimination.

1517
00:54:54,627 --> 00:54:58,665
- I have come way too far and
I have spent way too much time

1518
00:54:58,765 --> 00:55:02,369
and energy and anxiety
to get to this spot.

1519
00:55:02,469 --> 00:55:04,371
So I'm going to do
what I need to do

1520
00:55:04,471 --> 00:55:07,707
to get through this shit
so that I can be at the end.

1521
00:55:07,807 --> 00:55:10,744
- Two queens stand before me.

1522
00:55:10,844 --> 00:55:14,681
Ladies, this is your
last chance to impress me

1523
00:55:14,781 --> 00:55:18,218
and save yourself
from elimination.

1524
00:55:18,318 --> 00:55:20,520
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1525
00:55:20,620 --> 00:55:22,889
- For the first time
in the entire competition,

1526
00:55:22,989 --> 00:55:25,158
<i>the spectacular Jane
is in the bottom</i>

1527
00:55:25,258 --> 00:55:26,793
<i>and she's up against me.</i>

1528
00:55:26,893 --> 00:55:31,264
And that is bad news for her.

1529
00:55:31,364 --> 00:55:33,066
- Time has come...
<i>[thunder rumbles]</i>

1530
00:55:33,166 --> 00:55:36,936
For you to Lip Sync

1531
00:55:37,037 --> 00:55:40,407
for Your Life.

1532
00:55:40,507 --> 00:55:44,811
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1533
00:55:44,911 --> 00:55:46,312
Good luck.

1534
00:55:46,413 --> 00:55:49,549
And don't fuck it up.

1535
00:55:49,649 --> 00:55:53,787
<i>[Lady Gaga's "Garden of Eden"
playing]</i>

1536
00:55:53,887 --> 00:55:57,590
<i>- ♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪</i>

1537
00:55:57,691 --> 00:56:01,394
<i>♪ Go get your friends
and meet me on the floor ♪</i>

1538
00:56:01,494 --> 00:56:05,198
<i>♪ You're out of candy,
I can get you more ♪</i>

1539
00:56:05,298 --> 00:56:08,868
<i>♪ You've started slurrin'
and I start to squeal ♪</i>

1540
00:56:08,968 --> 00:56:12,205
<i>♪ I'm fallin' over
in my nine-inch heels ♪</i>

1541
00:56:12,305 --> 00:56:13,340
<i>♪ Come on ♪</i>

1542
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:15,008
<i>♪ So hit the lights ♪</i>

1543
00:56:15,108 --> 00:56:16,676
<i>♪ Come on and hit me,
come on ♪</i>

1544
00:56:16,776 --> 00:56:19,412
<i>♪ DJ, hit the lights ♪</i>
- Let's go.

1545
00:56:19,512 --> 00:56:23,149
<i>- ♪ I could be your girlfriend
for the weekend ♪</i>

1546
00:56:23,249 --> 00:56:27,020
<i>♪ You could be my boyfriend
for the night ♪</i>

1547
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:30,657
<i>♪ My excuse to make
a bad decision ♪</i>

1548
00:56:30,757 --> 00:56:34,661
<i>♪ Bodies gettin' close
under the lights ♪</i>

1549
00:56:34,761 --> 00:56:36,296
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1550
00:56:36,396 --> 00:56:39,265
<i>♪ I've been feelin'
this familiar feeling ♪</i>

1551
00:56:39,366 --> 00:56:42,402
<i>♪ Like I've known you
my whole life ♪</i>

1552
00:56:42,502 --> 00:56:43,670
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1553
00:56:43,770 --> 00:56:46,773
<i>♪ Take you to
the Garden of Eden ♪</i>

1554
00:56:46,873 --> 00:56:50,343
<i>♪ Poison apple, take a bite ♪</i>

1555
00:56:50,443 --> 00:56:51,745
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1556
00:56:51,845 --> 00:56:54,180
<i>♪ I'll t-t-take you
to the Garden of Eden ♪</i>

1557
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:55,515
<i>♪ Oh, oh ♪</i>

1558
00:56:55,615 --> 00:56:58,284
<i>♪ I'll t-t-take you
to the Garden of Eden ♪</i>

1559
00:56:58,385 --> 00:56:59,285
<i>♪ Come on ♪</i>

1560
00:56:59,386 --> 00:57:00,987
<i>♪ So hit the lights ♪</i>

1561
00:57:01,087 --> 00:57:02,922
<i>♪ Come on and hit me,
come on ♪</i>

1562
00:57:03,023 --> 00:57:05,592
<i>♪ DJ, hit the lights ♪</i>

1563
00:57:05,692 --> 00:57:06,726
<i>♪ Oh, come on ♪</i>

1564
00:57:06,826 --> 00:57:08,561
<i>♪ So hit the lights ♪</i>

1565
00:57:08,661 --> 00:57:10,597
<i>♪ Come on and hit me,
come on ♪</i>

1566
00:57:10,697 --> 00:57:13,099
<i>♪ DJ, hit the lights ♪</i>

1567
00:57:13,199 --> 00:57:16,403
<i>♪ I could be your girlfriend
for the weekend ♪</i>

1568
00:57:16,503 --> 00:57:19,005
<i>- The bitch does a cartwheel,</i>

1569
00:57:19,105 --> 00:57:21,775
<i>back tuck,
and sticks the landing.</i>

1570
00:57:21,875 --> 00:57:23,076
[clicks tongue]

1571
00:57:23,176 --> 00:57:24,110
Period.

1572
00:57:24,210 --> 00:57:26,713
<i>- ♪ Make a bad decision ♪</i>

1573
00:57:26,813 --> 00:57:30,684
<i>♪ Bodies gettin' close
under the lights ♪</i>

1574
00:57:30,784 --> 00:57:32,152
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1575
00:57:32,252 --> 00:57:34,854
<i>♪ I've been feeling
this familiar feeling ♪</i>

1576
00:57:34,954 --> 00:57:38,158
<i>♪ Like I've known you
my whole life ♪</i>

1577
00:57:38,258 --> 00:57:39,659
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1578
00:57:39,759 --> 00:57:42,495
<i>♪ Take you to
the Garden of Eden ♪</i>

1579
00:57:42,595 --> 00:57:45,598
<i>♪ Poison apple, take a bite ♪</i>

1580
00:57:45,699 --> 00:57:47,167
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1581
00:57:47,267 --> 00:57:50,937
<i>♪ I'll t-t-take you
to the Garden of Eden ♪</i>

1582
00:57:51,037 --> 00:57:54,674
<i>♪ I'll t-t-take you
to the Garden of Eden ♪</i>

1583
00:57:54,774 --> 00:57:58,578
<i>♪ I'll t-t-take you
to the Garden of Eden ♪</i>

1584
00:57:58,678 --> 00:58:01,848
<i>♪ I'll t-t-take you
to the Garden of Eden ♪</i>

1585
00:58:01,948 --> 00:58:05,318
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1586
00:58:05,418 --> 00:58:06,386
<i>♪ Uh, uh ♪</i>

1587
00:58:06,486 --> 00:58:07,787
- Hey!

1588
00:58:07,887 --> 00:58:09,756
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1589
00:58:09,856 --> 00:58:10,890
<i>♪ Ooh ♪</i>

1590
00:58:10,990 --> 00:58:13,493
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1591
00:58:14,327 --> 00:58:17,097
- Whoo!
- [laughs]

1592
00:58:17,197 --> 00:58:18,598
- Good job, girls.
- Good job, girls.

1593
00:58:18,698 --> 00:58:20,433
- Whoo, whoo, whoo!

1594
00:58:20,533 --> 00:58:21,601
- Get that Gaga follow.

1595
00:58:21,701 --> 00:58:23,803
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

1596
00:58:23,903 --> 00:58:27,440
- Queens,
I've made my decision.

1597
00:58:27,540 --> 00:58:30,410
<i>[suspenseful music]</i>

1598
00:58:30,510 --> 00:58:33,480
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1599
00:58:33,580 --> 00:58:37,984
Nini Coco, shantay, you stay.

1600
00:58:38,084 --> 00:58:39,552
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1601
00:58:39,652 --> 00:58:41,287
You may join the other girls.

1602
00:58:41,388 --> 00:58:42,522
- Thank you.

1603
00:58:42,622 --> 00:58:46,092
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1604
00:58:46,192 --> 00:58:49,029
- [inaudible speech]

1605
00:58:49,129 --> 00:58:54,801
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1606
00:58:54,901 --> 00:58:59,672
- Jane, my queen,
you are a star.

1607
00:58:59,773 --> 00:59:03,777
Never take don't for an answer.

1608
00:59:03,877 --> 00:59:06,913
Now sashay away.

1609
00:59:07,013 --> 00:59:09,949
- Thank you for everything.

1610
00:59:10,050 --> 00:59:16,456
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1611
00:59:16,556 --> 00:59:18,391
Oh, um...

1612
00:59:18,491 --> 00:59:20,827
uh...

1613
00:59:20,927 --> 00:59:23,863
[laughter]

1614
00:59:23,963 --> 00:59:26,366
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1615
00:59:26,466 --> 00:59:29,502
<i>- I am surprised,
but I mean,</i>

1616
00:59:29,602 --> 00:59:35,041
you know, I did my best
and I killed it and...

1617
00:59:35,141 --> 00:59:36,876
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1618
00:59:36,976 --> 00:59:38,645
<i>I think I deserved
to go to the end.</i>

1619
00:59:38,745 --> 00:59:40,847
But this has been
really amazing

1620
00:59:40,947 --> 00:59:43,883
and I love these girls so much.

1621
00:59:43,983 --> 00:59:46,987
It doesn't really feel like--

1622
00:59:47,087 --> 00:59:48,655
there's much else to say.

1623
00:59:48,755 --> 00:59:50,357
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1624
00:59:50,457 --> 00:59:52,759
Yeah.
Catch you on the flip.

1625
00:59:52,859 --> 00:59:54,694
<i>♪ ♪</i>

1626
00:59:58,098 --> 01:00:00,233
- Condragulations, queens.

1627
01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:02,836
And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

1628
01:00:02,936 --> 01:00:04,804
how in the hell are you going
to love somebody else?

1629
01:00:04,904 --> 01:00:06,506
Can I get an amen up in here?

1630
01:00:06,606 --> 01:00:07,774
all: Amen.

1631
01:00:07,874 --> 01:00:09,609
- All right,
now let the music play.

1632
01:00:09,709 --> 01:00:10,677
<i>[RuPaul's "Good Luck
and Don't F It Up" playing]</i>

1633
01:00:10,777 --> 01:00:11,911
<i>- ♪ Good luck and don't ♪</i>

1634
01:00:12,012 --> 01:00:14,280
<i>♪ Good luck and don't, uh ♪</i>

1635
01:00:14,381 --> 01:00:17,784
<i>♪ Good luck,
and don't F it up, up, up ♪</i>

1636
01:00:21,788 --> 01:00:22,956
<i>- Next time on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...</i>

1637
01:00:23,523 --> 01:00:27,260
You'll be cohosting
"Good Morning Bitches."

1638
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:29,429
- Can I just put my--oh, yep.

1639
01:00:29,529 --> 01:00:30,563
There you go. Yeah.

1640
01:00:30,664 --> 01:00:32,165
You're just stopping
at a certain point.

1641
01:00:32,265 --> 01:00:34,934
- You're gonna need
a tarp and an ax.

1642
01:00:35,035 --> 01:00:36,236
- Oh! Whoa, hey, whoa.

1643
01:00:36,336 --> 01:00:37,937
Can't say that on television.

1644
01:00:38,038 --> 01:00:40,740
- Fucking chef's kiss
from head to toe.

1645
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,576
- Everything you did
was incorrect.

1646
01:00:43,677 --> 01:00:44,811
<i>[tense music]</i>

1647
01:00:44,911 --> 01:00:46,746
- It's almost too much
for my brain to handle

1648
01:00:46,846 --> 01:00:49,816
to think that one of us
has made it this far

1649
01:00:49,916 --> 01:00:52,185
and the belt's just
gonna go, chop.

1650
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:57,157
<i>- ♪ Good luck and don't,
good luck and don't ♪</i>

1651
01:00:57,257 --> 01:00:59,926
<i>♪ Good luck
and don't F it up ♪</i>

1652
01:01:00,026 --> 01:01:01,261
<i>♪ F it up ♪</i>

1653
01:01:01,361 --> 01:01:02,662
<i>♪ Good luck and don't ♪</i>

1654
01:01:02,762 --> 01:01:04,998
<i>♪ Good luck, baby ♪</i>

1655
01:01:05,098 --> 01:01:08,468
<i>♪ Good luck and don't
F it up, up, up ♪</i>

1656
01:01:08,568 --> 01:01:10,070
<i>♪ Give yourself permission ♪</i>

1657
01:01:10,170 --> 01:01:11,304
<i>♪ Take the script
and flip it ♪</i>

1658
01:01:11,404 --> 01:01:12,539
<i>♪ F it up ♪</i>

1659
01:01:12,639 --> 01:01:13,873
<i>♪ Give yourself permission ♪</i>

1660
01:01:13,973 --> 01:01:15,241
<i>♪ Take the script
and flip it ♪</i>

1661
01:01:15,342 --> 01:01:17,577
<i>♪ 'Cause you're not
like other bitches ♪</i>

1662
01:01:17,677 --> 01:01:19,412
<i>♪ Show me
something different ♪</i>