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The crops come in knee just a few among us ...
... I would like to show you something the groin to the knee ...
It was the last year.
But it was still something with crops, right?
Wait a minute, before buds ...
... a blind calf does not limp.
A calf blind box does not before the buds
Come on, that opens enter.
Ah, Adriano, make a pass . I still irritates me enough!
Yes, grandmother, instead of playing with Inter ...
... if you took Manchester ... there was Rooney.
But you're sitting on my precious box.
Stand up from there You'll get're sitting with your big buttocks.
Stand up, get up now.
What there was, I took the game you wanted and flowers.
Come on, why you treat me like that?
Besides, every time you bring daisies ...
... or a bonsai nor Coltsfoot.
And when I find your bonsai or your Coltsfoot Grandma?
You picked them the cemetery a few.
Really shame on you.
- Stand up from there. - Take your flowers.
Go get up out of here. Shoot yourself in front of me.
You'll not sit still on the trunk.
This trunk is what I hold most valuable.
I see what that was valuable.
You'll see what's in it when I'm dead, that's all.
You're not even interested in turning around the trunk.
I forbid you, enough is enough.
I'll die without seeing it. You're an animal.
I know how strong they found thee!
Shame.
And nobody knows what job you do
You make the big shot in the neighborhood.
You beat them all. Everyone complains about you
? was bored.
I made myself a philosophy of it all as I always say.
Before the onset of bud the calf does not limp.
I repeat all the time trying to put you in mind.
Think about it when you do something, the wall when you're bored
Oh, that guy there! You know who it is?
It's your grandfather, a strangler bear well-built your Grandfather.
At the time of Sultan Hamit, He has created an advertising agency.
And you know that he worked in this agency?
Hakan, son of Uncle Hakan.
This brat Hakan.
Hakan the brats. You, you're like him. Be a good person.
I'll talk frankly Grandmother.
This wanker Hakan, I want to know anything about him.
We did not need him but not then!
Ah, if I could finally see you become someone.
... if I could see a girl at your side.
When do I see? I'm going to go away without seeing it.
Well, you're gay? Are you gay?
Listen Grandmother you speak not there.
If you were not my Grandmother I would have already broken the jaws.
You're a bad guy, disappear.
You do not even know why I called you.
And why you called me? That's why I came.
I brought the game you wanted. The flowers you want.
I am not come empty handed. And the more you yell at me.
I ask three things. No more.
Dis. You always want something.
You'll find work and work.
Wait, I'll write it all.
Otherwise, I will not remember it.
That dog you piss on his head. Come on, remember what I say.
Dis.
One, you'll find a job you're going to work.
Work. Listen, you annoy me with these stories work.
... now there's a crisis.
Work is not included in my genes. My DNA is out of order.
Two, you'll marry. And carry your boat.
You'll marry. It's easy to say. You'll marry.
It's easy to say.
Me too, it's thirty two years I want it.
I'm in the situation Elizabeth.
I also want to have a wife.
Three, you'll get respect, you'll be a good guy.
Respect it will win.
I am a respectable so that was easy.
Moreover, when I go out into the neighborhood.
... everything that the village account scum.
. they are all at attention.
I told you three things. Do not fall at home without having made.
Okay, I'll do something. I'll think of something.
Do not come back here before become someone. Go, broom.
Okay, I'll do what you want.
I'll do it promised but chatterbox.
It is this Playstation, eh? that way you amuse yourself.
You're still with me you let go.
What you remains as honor.
Go, go t out of here!
Ah, it's not damage these insults.
Go away! Disappear!
Okay, okay. I'll do.
I'll do anything you want.
Bastard, get up now!
Oh, granny, where it's fate this thing to work.
I was sitting quietly before this window.
... I watched quietly people pass. Look at this.
I can not do.
I will.
Hello, I call for the ad. Where are you?
Finally, it Tuzla a bit far for me.
You could not come to my house, to Gung ren?
Well, what as a boss.
... you may come in an employee?
And why? And what, We despise you now?
No, I can not go to Tuzla. Go hang!
Just because he gives the job we'll get to his feet.
Come here tell me what job you'll give me.
We want a pet.
? has it could fit me?
I am an animal but not domestic.
But not my friend.
But no.
No.
Go.
But no.
? was possible.
Hello!
No, it's not Aliye, hello.
I have experience. I am expert pedicure.
I cut myself toenails.
After I lick even the white parts.
Me, I do not care. I already licked the feet of women.
Who do I speak?
Who are you now?
Me, forget it. You, who are you?
It was I who called you. Who are you?
I'll break your face. Where are you, eh?
Listen, do not insult me. I'll break your mouth otherwise.
I insult you even more.
Hey, no insults, eh! Come on in Gung ren.
Come, come see Gung ren.
Hey, I called for the ad me.
I can not do this job myself I can not. Thank you very much.
I called, but I can not thank you.
I call for the ad. You apparently looking for someone.
Stop now, stop.
Look no further, I am the person you're looking for my friend.
Good evening
I just pizza Kopernik.
As it says on my badge the pizzas are the hottest.
I made a pizza Kopernik.
The pizza Kopernik Kopernik, the hottest pizza in the galaxy ...
... Copernicus.
Okay it was understood. I can take my order.
Excuse me, is what they tell us have learned. Keep it to see.
You have chosen well. Congratulations, you're a smart guy.
Donne.
How much?
Let's see you put in for how the boss?
28.70 but for you it will be 14.35.
And why?
Ah, because in coming, you know, it smelled awfully good.
And I could not help myself.
Since I'm small it scares me Then I opened the pizza.
I have not received yours, I took the Specials.
? was wrong or what! I want to me about it.
Listen, friend.
This is my first delivery, you will not make me history, eh.
Go, take please. I am not you bring me a whole pizza.
? it was half a pizza, eh?
And what shall make thee a whole pizza, eh?
Besides you've already overeating, you're like a bear.
? did what if t ' share one with me?
Besides, I've given away a whole. It's in the promo that I ate.
What's your problem?
Come on, tell me, What is your problem, eh?
That's because you're bigger than yourself egocentric?
? did what if you partake with me your pizza.
Good God
Moreover, by dint of being selfish 're stingy and become huge.
Even if you're still hungry for three months away die.
Ok, give me money.
Curse you going, wholesale cheap, dirty selfish.
Okay, do not pay, wholesale cheap, dirty selfish.
Egoi? Iste who disagree. Selfish!
Well, you're crazy or what? Is that treats customers like that?
In addition, you ate the pizza type.
I felt like, we will not die?
You're a funny guy.
The guy wanted us to paste a trial. I hardly deterred.
Hou, it scares me, I am really scared.
I'll ledge. This box has a name.
Anyway, I quit. Go, take this.
I have.
Take your machine. Oh, sorry, it fell from my hands.
- I have. - Take your pizza, too.
- Take your helmet too. - Go away, scram!
What this guy. Forget it, break up!
- I'll smash your face. - Casse toi.
Come friends, we made a single file. Just like that sweetie.
Now everyone puts their hands on the shoulder of the person in front.
Go put your hand, the redhead. Put your hand there.
Well, now you'll stay in single file. As a train.
It is the express box here.
As the express train to Anatolia, I want you all to see.
Be disciplined.
Look at that, as kilos.
Yes, unfortunately.
After you eat like an ogre you can no longer get up.
. in your chair, and you wonder why do you two hundred pounds?
The day I watch the birds. I do the trick.
Take a bag, give me money. Make the extra.
You give too, do the extra.
I know what I give.
Okay, the money I put in the tips box.
Your salt, you forgot your salt.
Tonight, there will your husband say the food is not salty, go away.
Welcome.
Molasses, tahini, eh big boy, and ben.
Motex love ... Well, my grandfather. There's the clinch tonight or what?
Where is my squirrel? Where is my caterpillar?
You'll make a salad mixed tonight? There's a game tonight?
You're cutting meat smuggling tonight?
But what meat smuggling?
It takes more extra large.
It's not too big for it now? They say it's not very big.
It's not too big for it now? If it will not do all that you got back.
Well, I pay and I'm going, eh.
Donne, he says he will play one game tonight.
10.70. For you it will be 20.70
Go see see rascal. Tonight y'aura the melee.
Listen, do not use those mint, it burns.
Go, strength in the kidneys. Like that.
Tat tat tat tat. As an engine. Okay my grandfather? Tataki tataki.
Bravo to you.
It is the same neighborhood He became a teen to 27 years.
At 25 he was not even a hair under the arms, the idiot.
He buys 3-4 packets daily. You ask him thou do not
You ask, there's a girl? No.
What he makes of it all, I know.
The last time they saw make balls and roll.
Pear, banana, avocado, eggplant.
Well, young man.
Yes, boss
Since this morning, I get Complaints always because of you.
Really? What they complain?
In all, he remains you than to beat one.
Go away and it quickly your card too.
I'll turns, going into.
Listen, it's also me who resigns OK?
Go, go go. Go, hurry, go.
There's no Go, go, eh? j'te make me eat the leek.
- Casse toi. - J'te make me eat the leek.
Casse toi, go outside, the mentally ill.
I have never seen such a thing in my life advance kind of sick.
Finally, when the guy told me to hurry and all ...
... it made me mad, I gave my resignation, and I left.
Good God, that they eat up your resignation. You resign and make you proud.
? a means anything what you did, eh?
I'll not leave tread my honor and my pride, right?
If you had the honor and pride you would work.
Finally, I will try tomorrow also the medical sector.
Ah yes, also tried that. And then kill you in a few.
Arise, go. Come play a PES
I'll show you now to get you thinking
SEP also?
Come on, get up.
You seem very sure of yourself
I am very sure of myself.
I'll put a beating.
Go. Who will pluck the other? Go.
Not present there. Arise.
What does it matter?
How many times have I told you to put anything there.
? it was my precious trunk more valuable than you.
And then what if there's soup on it?
No, put it there, not there.
Good God. You fucked me everywhere look at that.
I'll zigouiller.
Go, go again.
I play with here, Who is them?
Inter're you?
Hello.
My God! A buffalo fat.
Excuse me, I panicked a little.
What do you have?
You're pregnant?
This is an external fertilization, What is it?
I am constipated.
- How many days? - 7-8, same 9.
I imagine not the condition of your intestines!
This smell, this cloud of dust. The fog that flows through everything.
My stomach is damn! You've taken a sick trend.
You have chronic diarrhea ...
Ah, you panicked.
It is a very painful disease.
Look, the vessels of the umbilical wall will die ...
... through that hole called umbilicus, will pass the feces ...
... in medical language and 'shit' in popular parlance ...
? was going to flow into the bed like that.
I will practice alternative medicine.
Suppository! It's good medicine alternative.
You know how to use it?
I know.
We explain that everything is clear.
Everything is clear to the customer
If not, there are people who swallow with water. Now you concentrate here
What's this?
Viewing it is like that on you.
There are two big cheeks.
It's small in a normal person. In you there cheeks like that.
You are separated, etc.. Normal.
I'll explain later! It's like that.
Petroleum jelly around, That way, well enough Vaseline.
Etale well with hands.
After the suppository.
The beginning is rough, the end is chic. You take, you put the tip here.
What are you talking about, you crazy or what!
Come Madam, I'll help you.
Why are you so help me!
Are not you ashamed to work such perverse with you eh!
Dear Neriman. She put everything into it.
Excuse me, but it was nine tons of dried dung in his stomach.
We ask the help we deals with rude, perverse!
But you're a rude man, You're cynical.
I understand your general will.
Remove me this Take away my uniform.
I'll hang my Oath Prostate here.
Let suppository. I will present my resignation and I'm going.
Continue!
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim. Let's go.
Oh I swear I have diarrhea because of the emotion.
In addition to the increased pressure air, you know.
... it's going to take my pants now. ? has happened to you too?
No. Never mind, forget it now.
I control the economy class. And you control the business.
What is Business?
This is the part that is until curtain. For businessmen.
From this side of the curtain is the notable ie businessmen.
Yes, absolutely.
I understand, agree, I'll check.
Sir, I wish you good day. Although coming from Atlas Jet.
Good evening ladies and gentelmen ...
Welcome on board for flying to the Atlas Jet.
- Your business? - Textiles
- Very good. Yours? - Tourism, sir.
- Well, yours? - The food sector
- Food! Yours? - I'm with textiles.
It is said that two who love textiles always occur. And you?
- Yes? - Your job, your occupation?
Why do you ask?
I must be sure that our travelers of Business are businessmen.
I am a film producer.
Looking madam, we can guess more or less the subjects of your films
Congratulations, you're in the right direction!
Well, you know?
Away, away. What is your profession?
But what profession you tease!
I'll tease you now!
Go away behind. Rude.
You're a slacker. Species of Cargo Koray. Go away behind.
It occupies the seats of Business.
Excuse us. We had a Small security problem.
Do not look mr. And mrs. Brown there is a small problem.
What is your profession?
Your endeavor Belts as shown.
Watch the belt comes off like that and closes like that.
It's very easy, no trouble to explain.
Our plane has eight outputs.
Exits! Turn the head all.
After I do not want to say I have not seen, I could not.
? it, look, 2 back 2 behind and 2 here.
Ah! Security card.
Do not look at all this.
? it you do that, it will tilt the body forward.
If the plane crashes, everyone hugged each other.
Anyway we will all die to ninety percent.
Viewing lights everywhere, after tell me ...
... we are in the dark Mr. host for help.
We show, lights everywhere.
If the cabin pressure varies, on your head.
Heeh oxygen! Then we air if the pressure drop ...
... the lid open, Where is the cover?
This is the cover man. This will open.
Take that, withdrew here, the head with the rubber band like that.
First the children. There is upside down, the child first.
Life jackets are under headquarters, set to your size.
His clips are then simply clipped on.
Two handles red above strongly support!
Heeyy, heeey, removed.
Do not my tires hair.
But I was going to crack, Derya yaa.
In high blood pressure, and bottom diarrhea, sir.
In addition to air pressure, I swear I was going to explode.
But we must not draw These laces Recep!
"But we must not draw These laces Recep? "
We've probably learned to show the traveler.
But one time, there are two capillaries ...
... neck up ... brain, and feeding the lobe of my brain ...
When blood flow disappears, it's knock-out!
You're drawn to good account.
Yes, thank you.
You do not attach your belt?
You insult me.
Our family is one of the first Families of Aviation.
I was seven years I was playing with force 12-14 G.
I resisted. What are you talking about, eh ...
My grandmother is one of Turkish women who first flew.
She flew with Soybean Safiye first.
Safiye Soybean? But who is it?
Oh my dear! More you're an air hostess?
In addition you are a flight attendant?
You do not know the first Turkish woman who was robbed?
It's too bad for you! There is an airport on the other side too.
You do not know the airport Safiye Soybean?
But it Sabiha G? Kçen, No related Safiye Soybean!
Ah, it's possible a misnomer. My memory of words is loaded.
But it is funny.
But what is it?
Dear travelers.
We are in turbulence.
Please fasten your seatbelts ...
- What's that! - A turbulence.
I will ask Commander.
It's always the fault Commander.
It should fly the plane instead of talking.
Get back to side.
You can look at me?
Hey, get out! Out!
What's happening man?
Come here. Who are your artistic poses?
Awake, You put on the head.
Pilot the aircraft properly. Do not put it in the turbulence.
Pilot the aircraft instead of the artist.
You're on a straight road.
- Nothing! - Nothing, nothing, nothing!
You have neglected the hair and head,
I am a genius. I am a pilot, the better.
Go away, driving your plane.
Driver correctly! You're on flat ground.
No way, there is nothing it is air.
Listen, listen, rude!
? then!
They will also be hats like you.
What there was my dear? What there was my son?
Rub, rub ...
But what do you son? Tell me what you got?
This atmospheric pressure. I had some gas in my stomach.
? has come to men working.
I submitted my resignation Because of these difficulties.
Another resignation?
Yes, and what then.
But how many resignations, you bastard?
It is impossible to give 17 resignations in 20 days!
What are we going Grandma do?
The real sector does not suit us. Not for me the business life.
Look at your grandfather, he introduced an advertising agency.
He is the son of your uncle who is responsible of its operations. It is very rich.
You can go, I spoke with Hakan.
What did you talk about?
I spoke with him. It will give you your due.
But what should? Are you an official register.
We live in a country democratic and secular.
Do you have right? Justice?
You are the owner, associate of the company.
The guy waiting there. Go ahead.
But leaves fall do not send me there.
- Go ahead. - But do not send me home Hakan.
- Go ahead. - But, please.
? was just you making me nervous.
Okay, give me the address, That's enough, it never ends.
With the same tone of voice, you talk Torture as a Japanese.
Go see, if not, I am anxious to die ...
Give me the exact address.
Ok. I give and after you leave.
Give the address, give it.
- Okay. ? screams it. - Say ...
You've forgotten, is not it?
How will you find me a job with your little brain.
I can not find a job. I tell you to ask your right.
I do not Hakan all go.
Not my son, you go. If not, I'll never forgive you.
Hello. It is here Hakan smoothness?
Hakan smoothness?
Hakan Ivedik. My nephew.
Mr. Hakan is in a meeting.
Where is exactly the meeting room?
Thank you. I can find myself.
Do you have an appointment? But. Sir, one second.
My friends, these are Japanese leaders the world in the automotive sector.
If we get this case, we representatives of the Middle East.
You realize its importance.
The launch date is set, reports of cost.
Heeey! What are you doing, species of animal?
You're a boss? You're a boss eh?
You have grown plus you do a meeting?
My brave. My brave.
Excuse me my friends I interrupted your meeting ...
... but he is my nephew.
We grew up together since our childhood.
One day he told me, Recep, I feel bad ...
... He told me: I am 18 years but I have not fucked.
Come into my room, Recep
After he told me, wait, wait, listen ...
... there are girls, I speak carefully.
He said my brother, me ... always, He said I'm 22.
... he always says Eleanor, always with Elizabeth.
After I told my son to agree I'll take you to school.
I say school, but you understand, that is to say a brothel.
I took him to Karak? Y He entered ...
I wait outside the door, OK?
While waiting at the door I hear voices.
Recep, pass in my room.
I thought it was the voice the girl that was handed him.
Recep dear, let us go into my room.
- But what is there then? - We're in a meeting.
You could not? Hee, t? R? V? R?, Lepista, criquette. What?
Recep My dear, come into my room.
You have a room?
You've become boss You have a room too?
You can continue.
Recep Oh, how years have passed?
10-15 years can be.
Is not it? Yes it goes fast.
Do not stand gossiping, talking stuff. Let the business.
Now my dear Hakan, I think my grandmother called you.
No, she did not call.
- She did not call? - No.
So I explain the topic.
Now I decided to return in commerce.
With the encouragement my grandmother.
I tried my luck in various sectors.
The tourism sector, the field of medicine.
The aviation sector, food and other sectors more ...
... but you know the state of our country.
Everyone has accepted a place They have trained cadres ...
... since there is 17 to 18 million starving unemployed youth,
... I am now among them.
That is to say that the area is difficult. The real sector does not accept you.
It does not take cover.
True. Trade is difficult. We are also fighting.
Difficult. Very difficult. I worked hard.
It requires knowledge of popular and powerful people.
You understand me?
I said, we have a society ready for our Grand father ...
Alaaddin ... I thought our fathers We have moved ...
... they left their young son, So the task ahead.
This time the mission we must work.
I thought I should discuss this With Hakan, we can.
... we associate my intelligence and agility for an association ...
But Recep, what association?
These cases are difficult. The sector Advertising is very different.
? listen to me my brother. What I say gently?
I tell you that I too have rights on society of our great father. "
You're his little son. And me too.
Thus, an association is mandatory.
Not business for you. I have studied this in school.
I am not talking about school.
I'll go mad. I right about this company.
I swear I will trace a line and take half.
Who is that you do not want
I swear that I will file a trial. I'll break your face before you go.
But my brother, why you say that?
Heyyt. Shut up.
Do not bored.
Okay my dear brother. Be calm. What can you do here?
What are you doing now? What are you doing, eh?
I am the boss.
Yes you are the boss. So I'm half-owner.
Understand? Tell me I'm half-owner.
Tell me. Tell me I'm half-owner.
Come here. Tell me I'm the half-owner. Tell me.
You are the half-owner.
Tell me the Half pattern.
- You are the half-owner. - And that's it.
As you ask as wages?
Of course, now professionally ...
... money is never a priority, but in talking anyway.
You know that today, the limit of wages for a family of
4 person ... is 800-900 YTL ...
... and I am a family one person ...
... 200 YTL sodexo more more Akbil but eh full, full Akbil.
I'll take the Metrobus and other means of transport.
Ok. It is agreed. I must go to the meeting.
Heeyyt Sit down, idiot. You do can not go there now.
You're not going to introduce myself employees of the company with the title?
My friends. Look at all here.
Okay, let your affairs. Mr. Recep is my relative.
Now it will be with us.
We were here when you were not there.
Nobody was there. We were there. We were there.
That's our grandfather who founded this company.
He founded the company with carts on land.
But Recep why you clamps to people?
I am a little nervous, because it my first day of sponsorship.
Excuse me Mr. Hakan, what would be his position?
Heyyy look at me, Clark Kent I'll be the missionary position.
We have not determined yet we shall see later.
Hakan, you say nothing about my position ...
... half-boss?
My friends, Mr. Recep is the half-owner.
It is my equivalent. That's enough for now.
My brother, I returned to the meeting.
Come! Society needs to you. Well my man. Do not return
Without taking ...
My friends. From the first minute, I found ...
... some mental disorders.
Now I am going to speak these disorders.
Later I will join you. We'll talk about the deal flow.
Good work.
They do not understand art.
Please take a point of view of art.
Hey girls, will you watch?
It is very clear and there a. ..
... in the motionblur televise behind you.
There motionblur.
Pay attention to all this, please.
Life is hard working girls.
You can be as high horse physiologically.
But you must also be dynamic.
Mad, insubordinate, solitary.
Therefore in TVs sensitive, sensitive ...
... TJK TV channel is always open. Here and throughout society.
You understand me? Ding!
The competition has begun, Dear viewers, I'll see.
Okay sir.
The key is to be very strong. Horse.
Strong.
You understand me?
Go ahead, dynamism, synergy, dynamism, synergy and dynamism.
Hop dynamic hip hop ...
That's right.
Hey you, those of cabinet I will continue.
I will inspect and then I come back. What is my daughter?
Do not hang here your personal towels please.
Use them at home, will not expose here.
And now, it removes all of your arm.
Why you put nuts?
Why do you walk with dried fruit?
Do not answer at all what I say, if not, I bumped into.
He asks me "what position. Impudent. Work properly.
Hang up the phone. We must make savings.
Before Hakan, water mill always flowing, always flowing.
But no!
It is the company of my grandfather. There was an economic crisis.
And you use the Photoshop?
- Yes. - It's 4 or CS CS 5?
- 4 Cs. - Bravo my daughter.
Layer layer works agree sonny?
Ok my dear, my darling, The Photoshop ah?
I appreciate your relationship. I appreciate your relationship to both.
But you're one of Pirates of the Caribbean?
You're a pirate of the Caribbean?
Go away, I shall now throw you away.
Go comb your hair a little. Go comb your hair.
Oh my beautiful daughter. How old are you, my daughter?
27.
Bravo my daughter. What You want to be when you grow up?
We'll see.
Oh look at my little darling. It is so small.
Next year come with your costumes 23 April, children's party.
You can put a costume Norwegian national.
You'll be the boss of the company April 23 for a single day.
But going away. Go away.
It bothers the girl.
Yes, bravo my girl. What is it darling?
It's a phone? Do not put next to your computer!
You work with machines worth millions of dollars.
? may damage the EBS, the ESR the RAS machine.
It tells you in each bus. You have not yet understood.
Look at that! 2 employees at a table.
Impossible! 'll Find another table.
Take your notebook too.
It is an action intended to Increase your performance.
Bravo. Go ahead. Works well. Bravo.
Well, I like the colors behind. Very good.
When I went to the address I found it before me.
I said "Hakan you can not direct all alone ...
... agency founded by my grandfather. "
He immediately began to reverse.
He told me to give my dear Recep. You're also half-owner.
He is a man of good faith reasonable, talkative and unscrupulous.
You have a job now you should find a girl.
- I'll jump on it. - Be polite.
I'm not rude, but I just found a job.
- Find yourself a girl too. - But OK.
- You'll find me and take it. - I'll take it, damn it.
I'll see the girl.
But you was spinning so wools, why you tell me about girls?
You'll find one now. Do not shout louder than me.
You'll find one now, do not shout louder than me. ? was enough!
- You're rude poh, poh! - Poh, poh!
Watch this rude dishonest, debauched, rude
Where is everybody?
It is only 12:30, they started to abscond from tomorrow.
Where are these people? These machines operate in a vacuum.
These devices consume electricity.
It is the society of my Grandfather, my grandfather.
Bravo my son. Bravo to you.
I congratulate you. Good boy. Good boy.
Where are these people? You're the only one here I congratulate you.
It is Mr. Recep 12:30, It's lunchtime.
Why did not you go with them ? ls are not your friends?
- But I do not like them. - But why?
They are all idiots.
True. Especially this group the middle, really stupid.
Idiot. So you do not have much buddies here
Not much here.
- So no girlfriend either. - I have many girlfriends.
How much? How awful.
They are on the Internet.
They say that a lot of girls Internet is true?
True Mr Recep.
I require between 1 and 2 daughters.
Finally I passed the phase of the job. I am the 2nd phase, that of marriage.
Can be found. There are sites research sites for meetings.
But hush!
I tell you I want a girl marry me, you speak to me research.
Impossible?
- Excuse me Mr. Recep - Do not say research your step-sister!
Ok. So are building a profile sites ordinary.
Between and is the profile.
Save me from this life.
We have opened. First we must find a nickname.
- Nick who? - Nickname. A pseudonym.
- Why a pseudonym. - You have one?
Our common with my nickname grandfather "bears heavy and awkward.
"Ours big and awkward" is not a little harsh?
You can not say for severe the nickname of my grandfather.
She must accept me, as I am.
The babes come to my And not to brag my window.
Anyway, sooner or later it will Finally, the " 'bears large and clumsy.
Ok. Now I need your hobbies.
My hobbies?
On sport.
- The racing horses. - The racing horses
- Hee - Others?
- Close Combat. I knock on the guy. I bang though.
If I knock, I knocked on the bottom.
Ok. He knocks well. There are others?
- I'm sentimental. - It is sentimental.
I'm aggressive. I complexes.
But I'm like a cat in myself.
Aggressive, complexed, like a cat in itself.
- Yes. - Okay.
And finally, we need a profile photo.
- Okay, let us take one. - Take in-one.
Smile Mr. Recep.
- But countdown 3 at 1 - 3, 2, 1.
- It's ok. - It's ok?
- Yes look. - Hee.
- I will complete this evening at home. - Go see if the chick has arrived.
- But not right away. - But why?
For what it is not possible immediately.
I will complete this evening. Tomorrow we will have two for sure.
He agreed. Ok, then tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Now you can call me brother Recep instead of Mr. Recep.
- We had a share. - Okay, brother, Recep
Hey, I'll break your arms, your head.
- I said close combat. - Excuse me brother, Recep.
Brother Recep. But brother Recep
Hee.
But what you do, it is a camera?
Hey, do not gossip, we are busy. We photocopied.
- I have good news. - What is happening?
- I made an appointment. - Really?
- I swear - Really?
- I swear. - My God. I am very happy.
I am very excited. I swear, I am very excited
I swear, I'm very excited.
I swear that you managed I congratulate you sincerely.
Come here!
It's great. So I'm going to put myself in order.
But first photographed this moment to remember.
- But what are you doing? - Hold that.
- But you've broken. - Come, come.
But there Radiation inside.
What are you doing brother Recep? But they will be mistaken.
We do not loitering for us.
In fact, all my buddies are the animal world.
This is the first time I met someone on the Internet.
There is nothing to get excited about. ? a will be very good.
The nickname of the girl is daisygirl. Her clothes are pink.
- Wait I'll see if it came? - It has come?
- No, so calm. - I am an explosion of adrenaline.
Look at my mouth, my tongue is dried. Look, you see?
I'll take some drink. You want some?
- No. - Okay, honey.
- Thank you. - Sorry.
Hello my darling. Can you give me an Orangina?
- Sorry, we do not Orangina. - Then give me a glass of lime.
- We do not. - Give me a cup of sage tea.
But we no tea sage.
Okay, then I'll make tea mint and lemon. Vas' y.
But we can not make a mint tea and lemon here.
- Then give me an orchid. - We have no orchids either.
- No boza either? - We only sell coffee.
OK Give me the M? Rra then. Vas' y.
But we do not m? rra either.
But this is not Starbucks here?
You have nothing. Satisfaction the customer is very important.
You can choose from the menu sir.
- They are the ones we sell. - Let me see.
The menu is good. It is full.
What do you suggest? I do not understand.
A caramel macchiato. I put in the extra espresso shot.
Okay, okay. Karamallimohnettu zopressoshotter.
- What is that menu. Tall large venti? - Tolgrandevinti.
But which man? These are three different quantities.
Tolgrentifinti is finished but go ahead.
My God, I'll wait until morning?
Your name?
And what, you want to check my identity?
No, that's not it. You must give me your name ...
... so I can call you once your order is ready.
I do not give my name to people I do not know.
It's my habit. Write me nickname. "Bear big and clumsy.
Okay sir "Bear big and clumsy.
Write, write well, "Bear big and clumsy.
Excuse me Could I have a towel?
- Daisygirl? - What?
I'm "big, clumsy bear. Daisygirl, right?
But what a daisy?
I'm "big, clumsy bear. Rose, we had an appointment.
- What are you talking about? - Strangle a bear like that.
Are you crazy? Wacky. Go away.
My God! My God!
My God!
Recep Brother?
I lost my eye. My eye!
My kidneys.
My God.
You want me to breath?
My eye. I can not see. Where am I?
Take me to the exit. Take me to the exit.
My God!
They've damn Ali Kerem. They have ruined me Nerd Ali.
You did not help, You did not saved. Pour it in my eye.
Ok.
My God. The girl was sprayed pepper spray on my eyes.
You have nothing do ... Verse here.
Ok.
It made me blind. They have made me blind Nerd Ali.
It was you who wanted this nickname.
But tell me you were stupid. This nickname is a bit rigid.
It is you who is mad computer.
Ok. You know What will we do?
We are a new profile and we find a new nickname.
Do what you want. They have made me blind.
They gave me a scarf, N? Rdali.
There he does a movie that you like him? We can use your hero?
- The film that I like is Karate Kid. - Karate Kid, it has nothing to do?
But I like it very much. Lacquer shine. Lacquer shine.
There was a Miyagisan. Bz?? Pp, he caught chopstickle.
- Okay, Karate Kid. - Write.
Karate Kid.
Then we write things Far East for your hobbies.
Write things on the Far East.
Besides there are several people who come from the Far East in my family.
- From the Far East? - We were born in Kars.
But Kars is the Far East?
It is the Middle West? Garbage. Kars is the Middle West?
Kars is the Far East Turkey.
Want to write sushi to your favorite meals?
Write. Write what you want.
- Sushi is delicious? - Yes. It is a Japanese dish.
Okay write. Write if it's Japanese.
Ok.
I feel a little better. The chick will come tonight?
Not tonight but We have one or two tomorrow.
Ok. I count on you.
If it will be like last time, I'll give you the hairdryer.
I swear I'll pass the hairdryer.
- Agree - Be careful. A bientôt.
Yes girls. We'll see your situation in the capital.
It is said that one should not believe prediction.
Is not it, Elizabeth? Oh I adore you.
- Make a wish. -? Was there.
Your wish will come true.
Viewing now I tell you frankly what I see.
Do not be angry.
You have something that swells.
You were inflated.
Pay attention to him.
Viewing is transparent, You see?
Yes, she told the truth.
Yes but you know that only Berkecan does not understand me.
He criticizes me constantly and I can not bind me.
I'm down.
But why are you talking about like a seal?
What's this? Disillusioned you.
- Yes, the next. - Recep Brother, you have a message.
I told you not to call me Brother Recep in society!
You have to tell Mr Recep. Tell me Mr. Recep.
- Mr Recep. - Go away now. Vas' y.
Go away. Give the Clementine.
There was something bloated to you. To you too.
? afraid to be the same for both. Be careful.
I'll explain that. I have a little rendezvous.
I'll be right back. A while ago.
Do not go, agreement, Elizabeth?
I returned Clementina.
Brother Recep. Brother Recep.
But Brother Recep.
But why are you blocking me ...
... when my breathing exercise? - But what lock you sleep.
I try to be calm.
I am very excited Come with me inside.
What will I do next you as your guardian?
- You can hold my hand? - I'll hold your hand more.
- Oh please. - But you'll be ridiculous to the girl.
Go ahead, between now be calm. Sit at table number 12.
You act as if you came here every night and you usually eat sushi.
Understood. I am very calm.
I will like if I sit still to table 12 and I eat sushi.
- Yes. -? Has would be very good.
Is very quiet.
I am very excited. I swear that my legs no longer support my body.
There are two days that I get excited in this life.
The day I was made the vaccine and the day when I make a vaccine.
But what with the vaccine?
Maybe I'll make a vaccine the girl after Di? ner.
I understand. Okay, go between now.
- Go on, count on me. - I count on you.
Go on, count on me. Go on, count on me my man.
Okay, I count on you brother Recep.
- Hello young man - Come, sir, welcome.
- Your name is Fatih? - Yes, Mr. Fatih.
A friend has a reservoir my name to the table 12.
- You mean reservation? - Yes, a reservation.
Come, it's there.
Wait a minute, I warn you first.
This appointment with this girl is very important to me.
This is the first time I have Sushico home.
Whenever I call you Fatih, call me brother Recep ...
... as if I were still here and that you know me very well. Got it?
Yes, sir.
After I tell you, brings Fatih I usually order ...
... tell me you agree Recep brother, immediately ...
... Well dressed table right? Anything you think. Got it?
- I understand. - How you gonna call?
- Brother Recep - I say Fatih come here.
- Brother Recep. - Bravo, my man.
If you make a mistake I'll break your face. Go away.
Bon appetite.
- Here, here sir. - Thank Fatih.
How many guests with you?
There will be a single lady. So, for how many people?
You think I'm a pervert? We'll dee? Ner face-to-head.
Do you want to take a cold drink while waiting for your friend?
Yes please. It's a good idea. Bring me what you want.
Yes sir.
Hey, wait, wait. Bring me some bread, bread.
Here there is no bread, brother Recep.
But what does it mean, there is no bread here.
I am not your client for years?
But sending someone for bread.
Okay brother Recep.
Go away. Rude. He said there was no bread.
That is, your pain ...
Thank you my dear. A meal without bread is impossible!
- And your wine. - Thank you my dear.
Should be checked is not it? ContrôIons quality.
Not very good. This is not exactly the flavor I want.
Give me.
No, it does not suit me.
Let's try a little white.
Thank you my dear.
I tasted through the nasal cavity you know? Not good, take it.
It was the closest. But that's not it.
We did not find.
You do not pee in glass is not it?
A little hard. It's Bavaria?
It was the last bottle of store, there are no others.
Why are you watching?
No, this is not taste that I want.
The flavor is good but the roundness and the body is not the way I want.
Here, you can win.
Anyway, I am not a person who likes wine.
Why do we always give the wine?
Bring me a barrel of beer.
Go ahead. My God.
Okay, Recep Abi.
You force the client to drink wine. Requires the customer to drink wine.
I'm embarrassed not yet meet the girl.
- Karate Kid? - Yakuza.
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
- Me too. - But the sweat in your hand.
We must wipe his hands before to meet with someone.
How do I look? Is I am like you hoped?
You want me to be clear? ? it we are with friends.
Your cover is damaged a little. I tell you.
Your cover is declining. Struck, crushed, decomposed.
You're good for an agent.
Well, it's nice to have a beauty soul, I do not know the rest.
In addition we do not live in the spirit world.
The exterior beauty of a woman is also important to me.
I do not understand Karate Kid.
I know you Ferral, I know you ferrai.
- Heh, come on son. - He is angry too.
Viewing Fatih. You are in Water inaccurate.
- You're funny Karate Kid, I swear. - Sure.
- Do you like sushi then? - Yes it's true.
Me too. It is a lifestyle for me.
I mean, I know very Although the sushi for almost 3 years.
A lifestyle, a philosophy. I want to share an anecdote with you.
When we came to Istanbul I was the only child of my family.
That's why I was capricious, I eat nothing but sushi.
Every morning I have to take two nigiri to wake me up.
My mother worked in the clothing sector.
Around d '? Mraniye.
I'll never forget one day fall ...
... my mother back at home, with a little bread in hand.
We were so poor put it ...
... two california rolls in the bread ...
... and a tempura ebu ...
it ... we shared and we ate.
I always feel bad when I said that.
I am and come back to those days.
I am now able prepare king flat ...
... queen of plates.
I am finally well today.
My mother fed us all morning with wasabi.
I ate it. That is why I am also robust.
She made us eat one by one.
She was given the sentence for ascend. My beloved mother.
My mother.
You know the butter Japanese.
I eat every morning.
Look, I take it as bread, you see?
I'm just like that.
I put on it like that.
But beware. Wasabi it stings, it may bother you.
The spice we do nothing. My God.
What up?
But I tell thee that wasabi is spicy, is not.
Put the sushi in your mouth. This will reduce the effect.
That?
But what is it then?
But nothing, except that raw fish. ? then.
- From raw fish? - Yes.
But what do you have? Go away.
Damn! Disgusting. He has eaten everything.
Why did not you eat the whole restaurant? Species of animal, idiot.
Damn!
I'm really sorry excuse me.
Damn your in your sushi and wasabi. Damn!
I'm going to the toilet.
When I speak, you should look me in the eyes.
You see what happens because of you.
There was the raw fish that I had not eaten and it is also thanks to you.
But what I did Abi? I only wanted your happiness.
This gas pepper my happiness, eh?
Raw fish is my happiness? "I did not want your happiness"
"I've always wanted your happiness Abi. Always your happiness, your happiness always. "
- Like sand, Abi. - But it was like sand.
Species false Quasimodo. 'll Ring your bell.
Idiot.
We did not find the babes on Internet, they are lies.
We have detailed the event.
Then we must go where find babes in high society.
Really? Where?
- Yoga for example. - Yoga?
- Yoga. - We will do yoga?
Yes, we do yoga. There are super babes there.
Okay, take in a photo we drink for change. "
Come to yoga. - Okay, but you can prevent light.
I am well shut your mouth Now, I will show you the light.
A grandfather with his white beard, come boy, come my boy ...
... come to me son, come ...
Hey!
What? There is nobody Here, the customer waits.
Welcome sir. How can I help you?
Excuse me, I have not seen my baby. I came to yoga.
Of course. We have a meeting available in half an hour.
What kind of yoga do you want?
- Which types do you offer? - There Feng shui yoga, tai chi yoga.
Then tahsin yoga.
- That's the costume? - Yes, the costumes.
I wear it since elementary school. Not counterfeit.
I understand. Well then.
Please enter if you wish, my friends help you.
Okay, thank you.
Hello everyone, welcome.
We learn first philosophy of yoga.
Hello Master.
I thought we were going to do yoga, and we have social relations.
But everyone here is like with corpses.
Please sit down please.
One moment, we will sit. Thank you Master.
Bismillahirahmanirahim.
We welcome our new friend.
Yes ladies, the yoga is the art of relaxing and repose of the soul.
He is always relaxed this guy?
Yes Master Nilgün is a woman always calm and relaxed.
? has seen this, it is very quiet. Where are you boy?
We begin our movement by the relaxation of our muscles.
Our first impulse is the lotus.
Master's crossed legs home. That is the pot.
No sir, that's how to sit cross-legged ...
... among the barbarians of Central Asia.
Lotus is one of its main movements of yoga ...
But Master, do you not have fun with we spoke not a word lotus.
For years all people Anatolian sit cross-legged.
Finally, yes sir. Now we pass the second movement.
Chiwawa.
Now wait a second Lord, forgive me.
Do not tilt the body in all Speaking of chiwawa or miwawa.
It is a movement of inclination body, Master.
Do not laugh at us Chiwawa saying.
It is the movement of bank body. That is the inclination.
Please sir do not interfere.
Master, I am not, but look the position of the Irish.
Not even my God. Oh my God.
Viewing the motion that we that we do to relax.
They tend the body to relax, gosh.
But as it relaxes Master?
This position suffering, How do we relax?
I tremble now.
Done. Yes, we take lotus our movement ...
... ensure the discharge after a little meditation.
They always change the position, plus he says are relaxed.
We close our eyes ...
we ... imagine a forest.
The birds around us.
Closed Master.
Butterflies, flowers, we are in serenity.
Sleep.
RELAXON.
Sleep.
Silence.
Excuse me, Master, I'm sleepy, forgive me.
And disclaim all our misdeeds.
Disclaim them.
Master we disclaim, for sure?
Disclaim. Disclaim harm.
But what are you doing?
You said disclaim harm and then I reached.
Do not say phew, ottoman, you emerges, too.
You emerge on the carpet. I hear from here.
What harm is high, when her boyfriend is caught, he immediately said whew, ottoman.
? was enough, but enough is enough. Out. What a disgusting individual!
I swear, I am sorry, Master.
Does it suit you that? You white in your hair.
You're a guy like Adnan? Enses, ? has does not suit you at all.
You have nothing to do with yoga, you know nothing.
I've taught yoga by his master.
I took private lessons the fourteenth Dalai Lama in person.
If you speak with master, hasters of it will not at all ...
I swear I knock my heel on your face.
I do not know the number the more silly. He told you so.
He said there was fourteen ninnies in the classroom.
In two, four, five, fourteen.
Out.
Go away. Idiot. Scots Come, let's go.
Come, let's go. You are with me Scot or not?
Let the Scots. But when you come.
Too bad for you. Check it out then.
We came the yoga class ...
... or the morgue to find bitches.
Here, you will play with your ball too.
Out.
Go away.
Hello my dear Hakan. Can I come? Thank you.
We disagree with leaders of society.
I decided to ask your advice.
Photocopies of correspondence should be Times New Roman or ...
... verdana bold italic, or ariel tahoma bold italic or ...
... or sinclair or t? my new novel?
But what Recep you talking about?
Excuse me, what should be done anonymous invitations?
I'll fuck Your invitations anonymous ...
We are talking about something here. Go away. Go away.
I'll see you at your table. Flirt with the waitress tea.
What are these invitations Hakan my dear?
Invitations launch that we will arrange for the Japanese.
Why I have not received Hakan these invitations?
This is not for you Recep. What you gonna do there?
Forget the Japanese chatter There. In addition, it is an unnerving atmosphere.
- Why? I'm half-owner. - They should put a tuxedo and more.
How do you know that I'm not a tuxedo, idiot?
- You have one? - Of course I have.
- A dark color? - Very dark.
Okay, so you can come, come.
Thank you, God be with you. You're an intelligent man.
- We can bring a friend? - Yes.
- For curly hair. - You can bring anyone you want.
Thank you. May God be with you.
We add a "please call back" these invitations?
No.
Okay, thank you. Thank you. Well, later.
Do not work too well, you're too tired. You look like a raccoon.
There was not a local best quality is very bad here.
But you can not find better than that. Here is Modesan.
The local Metin. I think Metin will walk industry.
Oh dear, my brother Recep. You are welcome.
Hello Metin Abi.
Hello, my dear friend. How can I help you?
Abi, that's what we need we welcome the Japanese ...
... I need a dress, a tux that is appropriate to the atmosphere.
I'll tell you something. I swear you're lucky.
We could not sew a Tuxedo Even if you ordered before one year.
I held a Japanese There was an embroidery behind.
Try it, you'll see.
When you enter the room, If there is one thousand five hundred people ...
... all the room you determine. - Give it, I try everything on.
- At your orders. Immediately. - My friend is also without costume.
We can also find him keeping fit and proper ...
... for he is not unhappy the poor.
Of course. There is a tas Clothing nephew.
I'll pay. Hakan paid my first salary, 200 TL.
Oh dear. This jacket of number one ...
Take it with joy.
Abi, the fabric is excellent, But is not this a little beating?
But no, not at all. There is nothing else more original.
But look, it fits you perfectly.
- Abi, I think it is wrong. - But when it does not, fool.
You do not understand how to. I am the dean of fashion.
But what do you understand fashion you. Idiot. Idiot.
He is the dean of fashion. Metin Abi. Get out.
Kind of bumbling. What held he wears, what kind.
But these are kids They are ignorant. Do not listen to those here.
You see, the rosette on the heart is the rosette Prime Minister of Japan.
Returns. The same on the back too.
Everyone will stick to you.
You put the ball and goes.
Come here, boom, come.
Come, walk, walk.
It is also the artist pending before me.
The jacket has the air of nothing in the shop.
... he became the number 10 here.
Son, it has a fashion house is a dean.
The guy did say: "the material remains rambling here.
"When thou art among the people, it takes all the electricity and atmosphere.
... and give it to you above.
- He was right. - Of course he was right.
- The do you? - Take it. What is it?
- A sofa, sir. - A sofa?
Look at the size of the sofa, excuse me, look at the size of our buttocks.
A sofa as small as it can not satisfy me.
Even if you're printing on the cheek the sofa is not enough for this dish.
Take-in.
I am.
- It's delicious. - Yes. Consider that one too.
- Oh, long live! - What's that?
- It's caviar, sir. - But what is that caviar?
Fish eggs.
That Damn you all.
We are eating the dirtiest part fish, a feast to a thousand dollars.
- The most disgusting part of the fish. - But what did you do?
We should not eat shit fish.
Sir, they thank you much For this marvelously, is receiving.
But I beg you, I will promise you thanks for coming. Thank you very much. 1261 01:12:01,560 ---> 01:12:06,509 Hi l am very big fun of yours. When your Gullit? 1262 01:12:12,040 ---> 01:12:15,157 Hi! Miss in india where are you yaaa 1263 01:12:15,680 ---> 01:12:18,069 - Mais t'es dingue? - For the Kenya? 1264 01:12:21,320 ---> 01:12:23,709 Meto! Meto! Regarde. Regarde ce type. 1265 01:12:23,920 ---> 01:12:26,388 C'est le signe de notre organisation. 1266 01:12:26,600 ---> 01:12:29,034 Oui. Oui. 1267 01:12:29,240 ---> 01:12:33,153 Ce type devrait être le grand chef du Moyen-Orient. 1268 01:12:33,360 ---> 01:12:37,273 Il doit l'être certainement. 1269 01:12:42,000 ---> 01:12:45,231 Monsieur, il se sont intéressés beaucoup à cette personne. 1270 01:12:45,440 ---> 01:12:48,000 Ils disent qu'ils voudraient faire sa connaissance. 1271 01:12:49,280 ---> 01:12:52,955 Recep. Recep. Viens. 1272 01:12:53,680 ---> 01:12:55,636 - Moi? - Viens, abi, viens. 1273 01:13:00,800 ---> 01:13:01,915 Qu'est-ce qui arrive Hakan? 1274 01:13:02,120 ---> 01:13:04,634 Ce sont nos clients japonais, ils veulent faire ta connaissance. 1275 01:13:04,840 ---> 01:13:06,876 Hirochi, Makato, Meto. 1276 01:13:07,200 ---> 01:13:10,351 Enchanté Meto, enchanté aussi d'avoir fait ta connaissance Makato. 1277 01:13:10,560 ---> 01:13:13,233 Enchanté Hirochi. J'aime beaucoup les japonais. 1278 01:13:13,440 ---> 01:13:15,351 Ce sont des personnes respectueuses. De très braves gens. 1279 01:13:15,560 ---> 01:13:17,471 Tu sais, je parle très bien le japonais. 1280 01:13:20,440 ---> 01:13:22,351 Ne me la mets pas là, mets-la ici. 1281 01:13:25,400 ---> 01:13:27,516 Et si ces gens comprenaient le turc... 1282 01:13:27,720 ---> 01:13:30,598 Regarde, y en a encore une. T'as trop enfoncé, retire. 1283 01:13:34,200 ---> 01:13:35,838 Eh oui, tu ris. 1284 01:13:37,320 ---> 01:13:39,709 ?a c'est une blague turque. Turkish joke. 1285 01:13:40,760 ---> 01:13:44,389 Vous êtes des gars formidables, moi je vous estime beaucoup. 1286 01:13:44,600 ---> 01:13:48,878 Vous êtes tous les bienvenus dans notre pays. Bienvenus mes gaillards. 1287 01:13:53,680 ---> 01:13:57,468 Monsieur, ils demandent votre permission pour aller aux toilettes. 1288 01:13:57,680 ---> 01:14:01,355 Ils peuvent y aller, mais dis-leur de bien viser le trou, compris? 1289 01:14:01,560 ---> 01:14:04,950 Je ne veux pas voir des éclaboussures. Qu'ils soulèvent le couvercle. 1290 01:14:05,880 ---> 01:14:08,872 Abi, t'as transformé ce coin en une écurie. T'es vraiment bizarre, ouf. 1291 01:14:09,080 ---> 01:14:12,390 Que faire, ce sont les relations humaines. Les relations humaines réciproques. 1292 01:14:12,720 ---> 01:14:15,678 C'est la le langage international. J'ai montré mon affection, ma chaleur. 1293 01:14:15,880 ---> 01:14:17,552 J'ai montré l'effet du Turc. 1294 01:14:17,760 ---> 01:14:19,796 Quelle façon de parler, Recep? Ce ne sont pas tes copains intimes. 1295 01:14:20,000 ---> 01:14:22,230 L'ambiance est d'ailleurs assez tendue. 1296 01:14:22,440 ---> 01:14:25,238 Excuse-moi, mais l'ambiance est tendue par ce que ta fête est comme mes fesses. 1297 01:14:25,560 ---> 01:14:28,996 Je regrette, mais tu l'as faite comme dans une maison de mort. 1298 01:14:29,200 ---> 01:14:31,953 Je n'ai pas regardé à la dépense, j'ai fait venir le meilleur DJ. 1299 01:14:32,160 ---> 01:14:33,388 Tout est vraiment parfait. 1300 01:14:33,600 ---> 01:14:37,559 Une fête ne se fait pas comme ça. Le DJ, l'ambiance, ça ne va pas du tout. 1301 01:14:37,960 ---> 01:14:41,430 Tu dois me laisser faire, l'amusement, c'est mon boulot. 1302 01:14:41,640 ---> 01:14:43,915 Je te prie Recep, ne t'en mêles pas. S'il te plaît, ne t'occupe de rien. 1303 01:14:44,120 ---> 01:14:46,680 D'accord, fais comme tu veux... Où est la cabine DJ? 1304 01:14:54,320 ---> 01:14:58,598 Je regrette mon frère, est-ce qu'il y a dans ce setup musical... 1305 01:14:58,800 ---> 01:15:02,349 ...une entrée de carte mémoire USA? - Oui monsieur. 1306 01:15:02,840 ---> 01:15:04,398 - Où est-elle? - ?ci. 1307 01:15:04,760 ---> 01:15:07,354 Eh oui, c'est une très belle entrée. Très belle entrée. 1308 01:15:08,040 ---> 01:15:11,635 - Mon Dieu! Ils emportent ma bagnole! - Ou ça? 1309 01:15:11,960 ---> 01:15:14,872 Regarde, là-bas, est-ce qu'ils emportent une bagnole là-bas, c'est ta voiture? 1310 01:15:15,080 ---> 01:15:17,435 - Je ne sais pas, j'irai voir. - Vas-y, idiot. 1311 01:15:17,640 ---> 01:15:19,870 Ils emportent ta bagnole, crétin. Quel idiot... 1312 01:15:21,200 ---> 01:15:24,749 Son IQ est à zéro. Il veut faire le DJ, attends, je vais voir. 1313 01:15:32,360 ---> 01:15:36,148 La musique out, l'autre CD in... 1314 01:15:48,040 ---> 01:15:51,476 Joue. Jouez donc. 1315 01:15:57,600 ---> 01:16:00,797 Oh, quel amusement. 1316 01:17:33,880 ---> 01:17:38,749 Ils n'acceptent pas une campagne à faire en octobre. 1317 01:17:39,160 ---> 01:17:41,958 Ils disent qu'ils ne signeront pas dans ces conditions. 1318 01:17:42,160 ---> 01:17:44,116 Mais nous avions déjà parlé des conditions de cette campagne. 1319 01:17:44,320 ---> 01:17:46,595 Pourquoi ont-il changé d'avis maintenant? Demande-leur. 1320 01:18:00,800 ---> 01:18:05,271 Cours, mon fils. Cours. 1321 01:18:08,880 ---> 01:18:11,394 Viens ici, viens auprès de ton père... 1322 01:18:11,600 ---> 01:18:14,717 Attrape et viens mon fils. 1323 01:18:14,920 ---> 01:18:18,515 Monsieur Recep, un peu de silence, svp., Il y a une réunion dedans en ce moment. 1324 01:18:18,720 ---> 01:18:21,598 S'il y a une réunion, vous devez m'appeler aussi, mon ami. 1325 01:18:25,640 ---> 01:18:30,555 Mets-toi là. Un enfant tranquille, respectueux. 1326 01:18:30,760 ---> 01:18:32,113 Vraiment ces Japonais. Qu'est-ce qui se passe ici, Hakan? 1327 01:18:32,320 ---> 01:18:35,471 - Nous sommes en réunion maintenant. - Pourqoi ne m'avez-vous pas appelé? 1328 01:18:35,680 ---> 01:18:38,319 - Ne suis-je pas un demi-patron? - D'ailleurs tout s'est confondu maintenant. 1329 01:18:38,720 ---> 01:18:41,553 - Mais qu'est-ce qui se passe? - Ils ne veulent pas signer l'accord. 1330 01:18:41,760 ---> 01:18:44,399 Ils ne signent pas l'accord? 1331 01:18:45,160 ---> 01:18:47,754 Je vais arranger ça. Reviens, reviens. 1332 01:18:52,720 ---> 01:18:54,836 Quel est donc le problème? 1333 01:18:59,120 ---> 01:19:02,999 Takashi he, Makat he? Hiroshi. 1334 01:19:05,560 ---> 01:19:09,189 Mais est votre problème? Vous voulez faire les artistes avec nous? 1335 01:19:11,480 ---> 01:19:13,755 Etes-vous venus ici pour faire les artistes? 1336 01:19:15,040 ---> 01:19:17,156 Vous mangez et buvez depuis trois jours. 1337 01:19:17,360 ---> 01:19:19,555 Ce garçon se charge même de vos frais d'hôtel. 1338 01:19:21,120 ---> 01:19:23,714 Ils bossent depuis quatre mois pour ce travail. 1339 01:19:24,360 ---> 01:19:26,191 Quel est donc votre problème? 1340 01:19:26,720 ---> 01:19:28,597 Soyez raisonnables. 1341 01:19:28,800 ---> 01:19:31,268 Soyez raisonnables, ne nous faites pas devenir fous, hein. 1342 01:19:31,480 ---> 01:19:34,870 Je jure que je vous casse la gueule, je le jure. 1343 01:19:35,840 ---> 01:19:40,709 Je jure que je vous lance la chaussure, ne nous faites pas devenir fous, hein. 1344 01:19:42,360 ---> 01:19:46,638 Si vous lui faites un tort, c'est comme si vous le faisiez à moi-même. 1345 01:19:48,560 ---> 01:19:49,959 A mon avis, nous devons signer. 1346 01:19:50,160 ---> 01:19:51,388 Oui, il y a le grand chef... 1347 01:19:51,600 ---> 01:19:52,715 ...signons immédiatement. 1348 01:19:52,920 ---> 01:19:55,309 Tourne tout de suite la page, ils ont dix secondes pour signer. 1349 01:19:59,760 ---> 01:20:01,671 Voilà, soyez un peu en harmonie. 1350 01:20:01,880 ---> 01:20:04,474 Vous voyez, nous appliquons nous aussi les lois d'harmonisation avec l'Europe. 1351 01:20:04,680 ---> 01:20:08,514 Faites-le aussi, nous aurons des rapports réciproques. 1352 01:20:08,960 ---> 01:20:12,270 Nous allons nous rencontrer plusieurs fois, ou bien nous irons a Tokyo, monsieur. 1353 01:20:12,480 ---> 01:20:16,314 Vous venez et nous arrangeons des mariages, on aura ainsi des rapports de famille. 1354 01:20:16,800 ---> 01:20:17,949 ?a va, Hakan? 1355 01:20:18,160 ---> 01:20:19,878 Est-ce qu'ils ont signé, je ne songe pas? 1356 01:20:20,080 ---> 01:20:22,230 - Ils ont signé, t'inquiète pas. - Recep, t'es génial. 1357 01:20:22,440 ---> 01:20:24,271 Ne fais pas des gestes stupides. 1358 01:20:24,480 ---> 01:20:26,710 Abi, ces gens sont des géants mondiaux. Nous les avons matés. 1359 01:20:26,920 ---> 01:20:30,310 Moi je vais te mater, ne parle pas devant un géant mondial. 1360 01:20:30,520 ---> 01:20:35,275 Veux-tu retirer a foutue de main. Travaille bien, fiston. 1361 01:20:35,760 ---> 01:20:37,955 Vous enverrez les chaussures à l'étranger. 1362 01:20:38,240 ---> 01:20:39,070 Elle est réelle cette signature? 1363 01:20:39,680 ---> 01:20:42,956 Je voudrais inviter maintenant avec vos applaudissements, le titulaire de l'agence 1364 01:20:43,160 ---> 01:20:46,630 publicitaire Alaaddin qui a signé le plus important accord publicitaire. 1365 01:20:46,840 ---> 01:20:50,515 ...Monsieur Hakan... Hakan ?vedik. 1366 01:20:51,240 ---> 01:20:52,912 Bravo patron. 1367 01:20:56,080 ---> 01:20:58,310 Mon gaillard, mon gaillard... 1368 01:21:01,800 ---> 01:21:04,678 Merci beaucoup. Je suis heureux de vous voir. 1369 01:21:05,120 ---> 01:21:08,317 Notre société est devenue une marque mondiale... 1370 01:21:08,520 ---> 01:21:10,192 ...dans très peu de temps. 1371 01:21:10,400 ---> 01:21:13,551 Le vrai architecte de notre réussite est mon frère, mon neveu... 1372 01:21:13,760 ---> 01:21:17,639 ...mon associé, Recep Ivedik. 1373 01:21:18,360 ---> 01:21:21,397 C'est pour cette raison que Recep Ivedik doit faire un discours. 1374 01:21:21,600 ---> 01:21:22,919 Recep tu peux venir ici, s'il te plait... 1375 01:21:23,120 ---> 01:21:26,317 Mais non Hakan, non, débrouille-toi, ne me mêle pas s'il te plait.
But Recep going, we do not dissatisfied. Applaud, for encouragement.
But do not applaud, do not applaud, but do not applaud.
Thank you, thank you. May God be with you.
- But what are you doing? - Dead cats, dead cats.
I'll smash your face now.
Excuse us.
And now Recep ivedik.
But what I'm going to say What I am saying?
But go ahead, talks about the global world economy, you can do.
Okay go. Go ahead, okay, go away.
Yes, I greet you all with respect.
Firstly, I mean that it surprised me a lot ...
... to see so many bigwigs in Istanbul.
You are all aligned as string. Be a little lords.
Let me tell you about my philosophy who is my rock billions since my childhood.
The grasshopper and the ant.
The grasshopper and the ant were in the fields
The ant said "listen well son, because the sun ...
... global warming ...
... the dollar will surge and price of oil collapsed. "
So be correct and works hard. "
The grasshopper replied "how do you know? You live underground.
In a hole in the ground, bringing you live in the dirt people ...
... to your home. It's not you who will teach me.
"You swim in the saliva of people as in a pool, go away ".
She replied "We'll meet again." And she went.
The winter came, the ant gives a feast in his house.
There are also about 25 buddies and girlfriends, they play well.
Someone rings the doorbell.
They open the door, the cicada appears disheveled and exhausted.
"You see" said the ant "in summer we had spoken with you in the fields. "
"Have you one or two cans of boiled wheat butter and vegetable 'asked her.
The ant replied, "but you're really an idiot ...
... a fool.
I warned you, "she said.
"You remember that I warned you, carrying seeds on my back.
... I had warned you, "she said. "Otherwise I would not ...
... not angry. "
The grasshopper replied: But why do you scream?
Does not annoys me, Besides, I do not feel well.
The ant replied, "Go away now, otherwise I swear ...
... I'll call raccoons.
But you get the hell out, then. "She said.
He grabbed his antennae, and broke her hind leg ...
... there was a terrible fight, with blood flowing everywhere.
The evening all dispersed.
I do not know why I told it, but finally, in conclusion ...
... meaning that the seals are very only.
Finally I'm sorry.
Each day 45 cm glacier melts on our planet, but the devil ...
I swear the devil ... Let's drop everything.
I have a principle.
Look, a cow's milk does not box bud before planting.
I greet you all with respect.
Take pictures.
Kind of con, you still used my words?
But these are my words grandma.
Really?
The expression of milk a cow can box not until the budding ...
... it's mine.
But it's hard to please you. Well I bought you a PlayStation 3.
I want a TV to high definition now.
Okay I'll buy you a TV High Definition.
Okay, that's good. And do you do with the problem of girls?
We will solve the great mother. I can not do everything at once.
When do you marry? When do you find a girl?
When are you going take him home?
I'll take the girl with the TV.
Come I'll win In the game of PES.
Go away. You have talked too much, enough.
Then play the PlayStation 3. I'll install it first.
Yes but we can not who will win.
Maybe I'll win twice you take one by one.
Arise.
- Why did we come here? - Golf is a lifestyle.
Now you must learn all that.
? has played our game as çelik Comak?
Not quite. Wait I'll show you.
Now look, the feet are parallel to the ball like that.
It's like that?
No, not parallel like that. Turn a little.
Like that?
No. Just right. Parallel.
Like that?
Like that. Very good. You broke a little tricks.
No. Ok. Very good.
The position as to shit?
Not quite. Ah. Just get up like that.
The right breast while a little.
- What are you doing? - Recep just here.
But. What are you doing?
I'll watch.
But you lean on me under the pretext of showing!
But no Recep. I tell thee golf here.
He took me to the fields on the pretext learn to play golf ...
... he relies on me constantly. Rude.
- Take time under the tree too. - But there are people around.
Go worry about your green box. Go into your world.
If you know as much as that, cast it yourself. ? then!
This move will be my gift to you.
What happened? Hii? Tiriviri, what happened?
My grandfather played golf, He played on horseback.
That way, on horseback, He threw like that on the horse.
This game comes from our fathers.
I am the fourteenth hole. I'll wait.
I played for eight years I could never do such a blow.
Bah dis donc. I do not play golf.
What's happening? - Rewind.
- We play golf here. - You back up a bit?
It is the scope of your father here?
But the fight you seek?
- But going away - You draw back, yes?
- We play golf. - I pass the car here.
- But be calm abi. - I'll bump the lever on the head.
I'll smash your mouth with lever. I swear.
- Recep, what are you doing? - But what you are worth now?
Recep abi waits. We are on the trail of golf
I tell you nicely. I'll smash your face.
But Abi advance is a track of golf. Do not get into fights here.
You're the artist or what?
Sorry.
I'm under pressure my son and my grandmother.
I'll seem quiet but my grandmother has aged much
It may be old, but his mind works very well.
Find me a continuous, make yourself estimate, do you estimate
And then, marry up, marry up. I am under pressure.
My brother, all is resolved. One day a girl comes, you will marry.
No, we have also almost all solved thanks to you.
It was the prestige.
It remains only a single girl we need to find a solution.
Worry, he found a solution.
-? You enjoy a tomato? - Very good. ? was just the campaign?
But no, this is not the campaign it's organic, organic.
I paid 35 pounds a kilo.
I always eat organic.
If you brought a knife, could have been cut into slices.
But what is a knife? These are habits snobs.
You take the tomato and the places you like that.
That's how we demand tomatoes. Take.
But what's that, sonny?
Sorry.
Go play there. Go play the other side.
Calm down.
You throw us the ball on the head while we take a picnic here.
If you throw it again I swear I'll cut your ball.
I swear that I will cut it. Bugger off.
But you're crazy, you?
Make no signs of hand and arm. If not, I will launch an egg on the head.
You will receive a tomato on his head. Does not annoys me.
- Kerem - Yes, my dear.
I have my birthday party this weekend. You coming?
Certainly I have, I have no fault.
This will be a feast in costume. We must dress in a particular way.
- We will. - Very good.
But then we come too? We have too?
- Brother we go? - He did not invite.
- But there will be interesting girls the earth. - He has not asked, son.
- Let's go anyway. - But he did not invite me to his feast.
- Okay, but we go anyway. - Stop to give you air.
Why do you give yourself airs, because he invited you and not me?
- You'll have as your invitation. - I'm sorry. Shut up.
Assignment, idiot.
You take me by force to a party where I was not invited ...
... and plus, you got in there myself disguised as a rabbit.
This is not something to do!
But do not get worried. Look, you're very cute like that.
Oh my God! But it's not possible!
Go with the girls to talk to them. You see, there are a bunch of girls.
- Where are they? - Look.
- That's right girls? - Yes.
That's right girls, an elephant and a monkey ...
... and the other an orang-utan.
Well, and you're a rabbit. You're very nice now ...
I'll throw you a slap and will show you sympathy.
Participates in the atmosphere. Become an unsociable.
It's not you who teach me to be sociable. I know how to make relationships.
But you think Snow White?
You do not eat anything that you give the witch, right?
Do not forget, if it gives you an apple is poison.
Observe good cause everything you take.
But I'll break your face.
I'm watching as if it were a movie. I'll feel like a movie.
Madam, I'm in big trouble with this costume too ...
... I wonder if you could not I measure the voltage?
- I measure - Go ahead.
- Very high. - Very high, is not it?
- Your heart beats too loudly. - Because of the panorama.
Could you measure my little tension, too?
I do not say where you will measure ...
Two toasted sandwiches with cheese double, and tea in a glass.
Go running. Courses and bring them.
Give to Caesar what is Caesar's. Go ahead, walk.
- It fits you well your costume. - Thanks, yours too.
You're very clever you, go ahead.
But go away, give no punches. Go ahead, walk.
They are annoying.
Mona Lisa? Mary Claire?
Marilyn Manson? Marilyn Monroe.
It is true that you go out with Einstein, but it was true?
But no. It is true that you were with Einstein?
Shame on you son of a walk like a clown? Go, walk.
And then what. He also wrote to Marilyn Monroe.
So is the American struggle.
If this is the American struggle, we know too.
I demolished a man.
Phew, I'm exhausted.
Where is that idiot Ali Kerem? Where is this guy?
My God, but I'll break your face. I'll break your face.
But why dost thou trample me? That's me.
Son, why do you make me panic?
Why do I scare you? The costume is made like that.
You do not need to wear a costume to be a monkey.
Did you also look like a baboon. Idiot.
How are you, Ali Kerem? Your dress is beautiful.
Thank you.
- Your dress is also very beautiful. - Thank you my dear, I'll really appreciate it.
- What is it? It is a grizzly bear? -? Has seemed a grizzly bear?
Look what I have on my head. Look. I have two ear flaps on the head.
Look what I have on the buttocks, there is a pompon.
Look, the palms of my hands is white. You've never seen a grizzly like this?
Excuse me, looking at your face, I thought you were a bear.
Shut up.
He thought I was a bear looking at my face.
And me, looking at you, I thought that you were an idiot. Idiot.
Look at his hair, he has a chandelier.
Let the candles to illuminate here during the night. Poor idiot.
Go away, go away, file. What a con. What a con.
-? Happenin ', brother, calm down. - Idiot.
Thus opens the lid of this thing. My hands are full. Opens.
- How? - Recep HeIlo is I, your grandmother.
- Yes grandmother. - There is too much noise over there.
I can not hear you. Where are you, bastard?
And then, marry up, marry up. I am under pressure.
My brother, all is resolved. One day a girl comes, you will marry.
No, we have also almost all solved thanks to you.
It was the prestige.
It remains only a single girl we need to find a solution.
Worry, he found a solution.
-? You enjoy a tomato? - Very good. ? was just the campaign?
But no, this is not the campaign it's organic, organic.
I paid 35 pounds a kilo.
I always eat organic.
If you brought a knife, could have been cut into slices.
But what is a knife? These are habits snobs.
You take the tomato and the places you like that.
That's how we demand tomatoes. Take.
But what's that, sonny?
Sorry.
Go play there. Go play the other side.
Calm down.
You throw us the ball on the head while we take a picnic here.
If you throw it again I swear I'll cut your ball.
I swear that I will cut it. Bugger off.
But you're crazy, you?
Make no signs of hand and arm. If not, I will launch an egg on the head.
You will receive a tomato on his head. Does not annoys me.
- Kerem - Yes, my dear.
I have my birthday party this weekend. You coming?
Certainly I have, I have no fault.
This will be a feast in costume. We must dress in a particular way.
- We will. - Very good.
But then we come too? We have too?
- Brother we go? - He did not invite.
- But there will be interesting girls the earth. - He has not asked, son.
- Let's go anyway. - But he did not invite me to his feast.
- Okay, but we go anyway. - Stop to give you air.
Why do you give yourself airs, because he invited you and not me?
- You'll have as your invitation. - I'm sorry. Shut up.
Assignment, idiot.
You take me by force to a party where I was not invited ...
... and plus, you got in there myself disguised as a rabbit.
This is not something to do!
But do not get worried. Look, you're very cute like that.
Oh my God! But it's not possible!
Go with the girls to talk to them. You see, there are a bunch of girls.
- Where are they? - Look.
- That's right girls? - Yes.
That's right girls, an elephant and a monkey ...
... and the other an orang-utan.
Well, and you're a rabbit. You're very nice now ...
I'll throw you a slap and will show you sympathy.
Participates in the atmosphere. Become an unsociable.
It's not you who teach me to be sociable. I know how to make relationships.
But you think Snow White?
You do not eat anything that you give the witch, right?
Do not forget, if it gives you an apple is poison.
Observe good cause everything you take.
But I'll break your face.
I'm watching as if it were a movie. I'll feel like a movie.
Madam, I'm in big trouble with this costume too ...
... I wonder if you could not I measure the voltage?
- I measure - Go ahead.
- Very high. - Very high, is not it?
- Your heart beats too loudly. - Because of the panorama.
Could you measure my little tension, too?
I do not say where you will measure ...
Two toasted sandwiches with cheese double, and tea in a glass.
Go running. Courses and bring them.
Give to Caesar what is Caesar's. Go ahead, walk.
- It fits you well your costume. - Thanks, yours too.
You're very clever you, go ahead.
But go away, give no punches. Go ahead, walk.
They are annoying.
Mona Lisa? Mary Claire?
Marilyn Manson? Marilyn Monroe.
It is true that you go out with Einstein, but it was true?
But no. It is true that you were with Einstein?
Shame on you son of a walk like a clown? Go, walk.
And then what. He also wrote to Marilyn Monroe.
So is the American struggle.
If this is the American struggle, we know too.
I demolished a man.
Phew, I'm exhausted.
Where is that idiot Ali Kerem? Where is this guy?
My God, but I'll break your face. I'll break your face.
But why dost thou trample me? That's me.
Son, why do you make me panic?
Why do I scare you? The costume is made like that.
You do not need to wear a costume to be a monkey.
Did you also look like a baboon. Idiot.
How are you, Ali Kerem? Your dress is beautiful.
Thank you.
- Your dress is also very beautiful. - Thank you my dear, I'll really appreciate it.
- What is it? It is a grizzly bear? -? Has seemed a grizzly bear?
Look what I have on my head. Look. I have two ear flaps on the head.
Look what I have on the buttocks, there is a pompon.
Look, the palms of my hands is white. You've never seen a grizzly like this?
Excuse me, looking at your face, I thought you were a bear.
Shut up.
Grandmother, excuse me, I'm at a party in costume.
I attend with my future wife. His family has organized to learn.
- All parents of girls are stupid. - I feel terrible, I'm going. Course.
- Where are you? - I'm going to the hospital, son.
- At what hospital? - At what hospital, my daughter?
- A Numune Hospital - It seems we are going to Numune Hospital.
Okay, okay, hang up, we arrive. Hang up immediately, we come from.
Bring my step-daughter, son, my stepdaughter.
- Supports up on the back. - Do not bother me.
Bring me my stepdaughter otherwise, I do forgive you.
Okay, I bring. I bring it, Grandma.
Do you mostly do not worry, heal quickly. Well, hang up.
Recep speaks my son, I spoke with the phone nurse.
? it has returned and it appears to him. But nothing comes or we spring.
- Madame? - What?
- I take my phone. - You can not take it.
2 or 3 units of meter, what it may be disguised as a devil?
- What happened? -? Is a very bad boy.
But where is Hakan? Would you remove what you got on your head?
He still rides with the letter Z. I tell you things are bad.
They are currently hospitalized grandmother. - Then leave quickly.
We must go. It's urgent.
But I said that I will also my future wife.
- Well, where do we find the girl? - I do not know.
It will eventually go with someone we know.
- Yes.
I have an idea or two, Ali Kerim. "
- What is it? - I have very good ideas.
Son, What is this outfit?
Grandma, I'm in high society.
And this is a sign of wealth among them. They cover the whole body hair.
Hakan, Hakan, who is this outfit? Are you part of a religious sect?
No grandma, I was given a shawl, because I was cold.
Son, have you brought my stepdaughter?
But when did I hurt? Frankly, you amaze me.
I always do what you ask, of course I have made.
Come here, darling, this is my grandmother.
Come on darling, my love.
- Have a good recovery. - But what's she's ugly girl!
That's all you've been able to find, son?
Well, it is a bit ugly, what? It is love ...
love lands on the grass and shit. - But this is worse than shit.
- Abi, I am offended. - Do not address yourself to me and said Abi.
If I knock your head with my fist, I send emergency.
Is not it my love? Oh dear.
Sonny, I ask you one last thing. These are my last wishes.
Tell me, grandmother. I am ready to do whatever you ask me.
- There was the chest in mahogany, son. - Yes, I know.
- There was the chest in mahogany, son. - Yes, the trunk of mahogany.
My God, she left the poor woman. Grandma ...
Here she comes.
- There was the chest in mahogany, son. - Yes, the trunk of mahogany. I understand.
- There is this mahogany chest, my little Recep. - I understand, tell me the rest.
My God, she said mahogany chest and leaves his sentence in half, the poor woman.
Grandma, Grandma, look she returns, she returns to life.
- There was this chest mahogany ... - Look, I'll stop the serum.
Say what you have to say about this chest mahogany.
Oh dear Recep, You know, this mahogany chest.
I understand, grandmother, there was a chest made of mahogany.
Finish your sentence for heaven's sake.
Just leave it in your ass.
You see, she insulted me.
She made her last joke amount in my chest in mahogany.
My God, do not stay that way ... Hurry, hurry.
The doctor, the doctor The doctor is not there?
Come Doctor, let if you can save.
My grandmother may she live Doctor?
A real bastard.
He overwhelmed the poor woman.
My God.
But it smells like feet?
No.
It's my grandmother's beloved.
She was still sitting on that chair.
She always played by play-station. You know, I was his only concern.
She always wanted to my welfare.
It had no teeth in the mouth.
She spoke, saying the poor bob, bob, bob.
She spoke here as a chicken.
You see, she had written a list what to do to me.
We found a job. And have regained respectability.
But I will not longer necessary me create a family.
Finally my grandmother was my only family
Do not say silly things, Recep, we are not a family?
- Who are we? What is your name? - Ivedik
- What's my name? - Ivedik.
We are Ivedik. Nobody can stop us.
Henceforth, we will direct all Company.
I'm always on your side. That's all ...
Do not wandering Hakan. Please, I would not be a burden to you.
But no, my dear Recep, Nothing will happen.
Yes, brother. What he says is true. I am also with you.
Very good, very good. Eat slowly.
Eat slowly and you'll die.
Do not put it there, remove it from there.
It puts the halva on my chest in mahogany.
It puts the halva on the chest in mahogany my grandmother.
- Sorry. - You're a rude.
You're a clown with curly hair.
- My condolences. - Thank you, thank you to all friends.
Thank you. Thank you. It is a beautiful scarf.
My condolences.
Thank you. Thank you. Your take too. How you measure?
- Thank you. My love to Mehmet. You greet me your son.
My condolences.
Thank you. Amen, amen. Thank you dear aunt.
My condolences.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you all.
There is noise? You were still here? Excuse me, I have not seen.
Thank you my dear. Thank you. My God, my God.
- Thanks, dear friend. - If you need, you call me.
I'll call you. Do not worry.
- My dear Recep. - My dear Hakan.
Go on vacation and rest.
- You come to the company whenever you want. - Okay. Thank you.
A bientôt.
My God. Here is a house of mourning.
Here is a house of death. They eat halva, they have eaten.
They stayed here like a herd of buffalo.
Would you leave me alone leave me alone with my privacy.
I suffer.
Oh my God.
What is it?
Look, it was still she has done yet.
My poor darling.
My God.
How did you think of this photo? I do not understand.
How do you do to take these pictures?
She gave the camera women of the neighborhood ...
... look, she made the motion.
Besides, nothing else could have come out of the chest.
I ask you, what's up?
You'll see my death. What up?
You'll see my death. We have already seen.
You made me laugh again.
I will miss you very much. You've loaded several things.
And you left without seeing them.
My poor darling grandmother.
I get angry when I look.
But what are you doing?
The girl is wild.
Why you put yourself with a girl you do not know?
It is a beauty of India.
Do not make me say ...
- Thank you. - Get out.
The next.
Excuse me a moment. Hello to all.
Why you retires you, my daughter?
Good evening gentlemen.
An old man with such a beard. Come my child, come my child.
Do not laugh, do not laugh.
By raising a little ...
But say it. Feel in the blacks, of course.
Very good. Very good. Son, go ahead, pull the boom.
Arise now, get the boy.
Where did it go?
I'm not here where I have not been called.
Come, let us go.
We do not come too?
- Come. - But I say he has not called.
I'll shit in her mouth and face now.
It does not bonsai, plant or camel.
- Yes. - I swear I'll make you hurt.
I'll take your money. For money.
No difference. My God.
My God ... chair. I had said you were a bear.
Whether you're a bear.
By MajidMrtg majid_majid30@ymail.com