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If I'm lying, I'm crying.

2
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Mater, are you all right?

3
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Oh, shoot, that was nothing.
I used to be a daredevil.

4
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-What?
-That's right.

5
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Folks would come from all around
to see my stunts.

6
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Mater! Mater!

7
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Ladies and gentlecars,
Mater the Greater!

8
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Get your Mater teeth right here!
Two buck teeth for one buck!

9
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You're a hero, man!

10
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And there he goes!

11
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Excuse me. Pardon me.
Coming through. Good to see you.

12
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My bad. Hey, Ricky, how's the kid?
Watch your hood!

13
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He did it!

14
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-Mater is greater!
-You're the car!

15
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l did all kinds of stunts.

16
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Fire!

17
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I busted nearly every part in my body.

18
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But the biggest stunt
Mater the Greater ever did

19
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was jumping Carburetor Canyon.

20
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Jumping Carburetor Canyon? No way.

21
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Yes way, you remember.
You was there, too.

22
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What?

23
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-Ready, buddy?
-Ready?

24
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All right then, get 'er done!

25
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Well, what happened?

26
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You didn't make it.

27
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Well, see you later!
Come on, guys, let's go!

28
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If I'm lying, I'm crying. Gotta go.

29
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Hey, Red.

30
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-I used to be a fire truck.
-What?

31
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Dad gum right.

32
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Fire!
Someone call Rescue Squad Mater!

33
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All units, all units! Please respond.

34
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Fire in progress at
one-two-zero-niner Car Michael Way.

35
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That's the old
Gasoline and Match Factory!

36
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Right you are, Mater. Now go!

37
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Chopper One en route.

38
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-Trooper responding. Where's Mater?
-Right behind you!

39
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Mater One en route.

40
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All right, back it up, folks.

41
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Put it in reverse, pal.
Make room for Mater.

42
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Be advised, explosive situation.

43
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Rescue Squad Mater,
we're counting on you!

44
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1 0-4! I'm on it.

45
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Mater, I cannot believe
that you were a fire truck.

46
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You remember, for Pete's sake.
You was there, too!

47
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-Help! Help!
-Remain calm!

48
00:05:07,415 --> 00:05:09,666
-I gotcha!
-Look out, it's gonna blow!

49
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Get him to the hospital! Stat!
He's overheating.

50
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On my way!

51
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Yeah, baby!

52
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Paging Dr Mater. Dr Mater to the OR.

53
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What's going on, ladies?

54
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All righty now,
let's have us a little look-see.

55
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Mater, you're a doctor, too?

56
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That's right, buddy. I got my MD,
my PhD, my STP, and my GTO.

57
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Hey, Doctor.

58
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Clear!

59
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-Well, what happened?
-I saved your life.

60
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What? No, you didn't.

61
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-Did so.
-Did not.

62
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-Did so.
-No, Mater...

63
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-Yes, I did. Yep.
-Mater, stop it!

64
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-Did so.
-Not! Did not.

65
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Hello, Doctor.

66
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Did so.

67
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Don't lie, don't cry! Wrastle!

68
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Check out the size of
that monster truck.

69
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Shoot, that boy's nothing.

70
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I used to wrastle trucks
bigger than that.

71
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-What?
-Yep.

72
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I used to be a Monster Truck Wrastler!

73
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Ladies and gentlecars,

74
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introducing The Tormentor!

75
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Excuse me, it's Tow Mater!

76
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Who wants some ice cream?

77
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The I-Screamer!

78
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I'm gonna make you scream!

79
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-Where did he go?
-Excuse me, mister.

80
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Can I have one double dip
dipstick sundae, please?

81
00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:10,495
Sure. That's a very popular flavour.

82
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One, two, three. The winner!

83
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Now that's a sundae, sundae, sundae!

84
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-Drop and give me 20!
-I'll give you three.

85
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One, two, three. The winner!

86
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The Rastacarian has The Tormentor
in his signature dread lock.

87
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Me be jamming now, man.

88
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One, two, three. The winner!

89
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Who be jamming, now?

90
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You be jamming, now!

91
00:07:40,443 --> 00:07:42,069
Dr Feel Bad.

92
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Your next stop is the hospital!

93
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Don't worry, I'll bring you some flowers!

94
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That's gotta hurt.

95
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And just wait till he gets the bill.

96
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One, two, three!

97
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Paddy O'Concrete's
gonna lay some cement.

98
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Here comes a nice fresh pour!

99
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Pour it on!

100
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He got paved!

101
00:08:02,298 --> 00:08:04,341
Now that's what I call a patio,

102
00:08:04,634 --> 00:08:06,176
-daddy-o.
-One, two, three!

103
00:08:06,677 --> 00:08:08,095
You rock, man!

104
00:08:09,639 --> 00:08:12,641
And now, the moment
we've all been waiting for,

105
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the buck-toothed wonder of the world,
the wrastler of disaster,

106
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The Tormentor!

107
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Go get him, Tormentor!

108
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And the world champion,
Dr Frankenwagon.

109
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Piece of cake.

110
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And his Monster!

111
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It's alive!

112
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I'm dead.

113
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What did you do?

114
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Don't you remember nothing?
We was a tag team.

115
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-Tag, you're it!
-What?

116
00:09:03,651 --> 00:09:07,320
Yes, ladies, they are real.
You wanna kick 'em?

117
00:09:08,072 --> 00:09:09,906
-Quick! Tag me, tag me!
-Tag.

118
00:09:12,368 --> 00:09:13,368
Gotcha!

119
00:09:18,541 --> 00:09:19,624
Watch this.

120
00:09:22,753 --> 00:09:23,879
One, two, three.

121
00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:27,132
The winners! The Tormentor and...

122
00:09:27,216 --> 00:09:29,676
-What's your name, son?
-Lightning McQueen.

123
00:09:30,219 --> 00:09:32,721
And Frightening McMean!

124
00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:38,935
Frightening McMean. Oh, please.

125
00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:41,605
I can't believe it! The Tormentor!

126
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I'm your biggest fan, man!
Can I get your autograph?

127
00:09:45,026 --> 00:09:49,946
-Well, of course you can.
-I will never wash this door again.

128
00:09:50,031 --> 00:09:52,616
Wait, don't you want
Frightening McMean's autograph?

129
00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,117
-No, thanks.
-Seriously.

130
00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:56,203
-I'm okay, really.
-I'll do it real quick.

131
00:09:56,287 --> 00:09:57,787
You're making me uncomfortable!

132
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-Tag, you're it.
-Tag, you're it.

133
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-Tag. Tag!
-Tag. Tag!

134
00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,542
-Tag, you're it. Tag!
-Tag!

135
00:10:09,592 --> 00:10:12,010
If I'm lying, I'm crying.

136
00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:24,356
-Hey, look! A UFO.
-Mater, that was a hub cap.

137
00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,149
No, it was a UFO.

138
00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:28,527
And I know
'cause I done seen one once.

139
00:10:28,611 --> 00:10:32,280
-What?
-Yep, it was a crystal clear night.

140
00:10:40,748 --> 00:10:42,040
Well, that's weird.

141
00:10:46,629 --> 00:10:49,214
What... What in the...

142
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:55,470
Well, hey there. Welcome to Earth.
My name is Mater.

143
00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:58,807
-My name is Mator.
-Mator?

144
00:11:00,518 --> 00:11:03,186
-Should I take you to my litre?
-Your litre.

145
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:05,981
All right, then!
Well, here's all my litres.

146
00:11:07,483 --> 00:11:09,317
Man, that guy could put it away.

147
00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:14,489
-Dad gum!
-Dad gum!

148
00:11:15,783 --> 00:11:18,285
We did all my favourite things.

149
00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:27,669
I taught him how to drive backwards.

150
00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,672
And he taught me how to fly.

151
00:11:31,757 --> 00:11:32,841
Cool.

152
00:11:34,510 --> 00:11:35,552
Wait up!

153
00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:43,602
Hey, Filmore!

154
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,696
We're going to be best friends forever.

155
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:56,239
What?

156
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:57,616
-I got him.
-No!

157
00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:59,993
-Return to base.
-Mator!

158
00:12:00,578 --> 00:12:02,120
I'll save you!

159
00:12:06,876 --> 00:12:08,293
Dad gum reverse.

160
00:12:09,754 --> 00:12:11,379
I'm coming to get you, Mator!

161
00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:20,472
Oh, no. Mator!

162
00:12:22,224 --> 00:12:24,476
Maintenance to the loading dock,
please.

163
00:12:29,106 --> 00:12:30,732
Van, we'll meet you up there, come on!

164
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,817
Get me 1 0 men right here,
on the double!

165
00:12:32,902 --> 00:12:34,944
Private Smithers, come here right now!

166
00:12:35,029 --> 00:12:37,781
Dr Schleppenwagen,
report to Hangar 10.

167
00:12:40,284 --> 00:12:41,368
Don't get too close.

168
00:12:41,452 --> 00:12:45,121
-Everybody, say, "Cheese."
-Cheese!

169
00:12:45,206 --> 00:12:49,376
-Dad gum.
-Dad gum? He's trying to communicate.

170
00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,795
-Where is Dr Abschleppwagen?
-Here I am.

171
00:12:55,758 --> 00:12:58,968
So Herr Doktor,
what does dad gum mean?

172
00:12:59,053 --> 00:13:01,763
The dad gum means...
Let's get out of here!

173
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:03,765
Dad gum.

174
00:13:04,975 --> 00:13:06,267
Follow me, Mator!

175
00:13:13,317 --> 00:13:14,859
Do you really expect me
to believe that?

176
00:13:14,944 --> 00:13:17,070
Well, you should. You was there, too!

177
00:13:25,079 --> 00:13:26,955
It's beautiful!

178
00:13:30,918 --> 00:13:32,752
Dad gum.

179
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:38,007
Thanks for saving us, Mrs UFO.
You think you can drop us off at home?

180
00:13:40,177 --> 00:13:41,177
Thank you.

181
00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,722
I'm sorry, Mater, that did not happen.

182
00:13:43,806 --> 00:13:46,433
Oh, yeah?
Then how come I can do this?

183
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,769
Oh, Mater, please!

184
00:13:53,315 --> 00:13:54,774
Far out.

185
00:14:05,536 --> 00:14:07,620
If I'm lying, I'm crying.

186
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:16,171
Hey, look, bulldozers.

187
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:19,424
Yep.
Them's just like the ones I used to fight.

188
00:14:19,508 --> 00:14:20,717
-What?
-That's right.

189
00:14:20,801 --> 00:14:24,345
I was a famous
bulldozer fighter in Spain.

190
00:14:25,347 --> 00:14:28,850
They called me El Materdor.

191
00:14:35,524 --> 00:14:38,526
Seńor Materdor!

192
00:15:38,128 --> 00:15:39,504
He's alive!

193
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,507
-El Materdor!
-El Materdor!

194
00:16:24,341 --> 00:16:26,342
Bravo, Seńor Mater!

195
00:16:31,974 --> 00:16:36,769
So there I was, surrounded.
Bulldozers all around me.

196
00:16:36,937 --> 00:16:38,313
-What did you do?
-What did I...

197
00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:40,523
Well, don't you remember?
You was there, too!

198
00:16:41,275 --> 00:16:42,275
What?

199
00:16:42,818 --> 00:16:45,320
They sure liked that fancy red
paintjob of yours.

200
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:54,787
Mater, that did not happen.

201
00:16:54,872 --> 00:16:57,498
Well, try telling that
to them there bulldozers.

202
00:17:03,547 --> 00:17:06,174
-Seńor Mater!
-Seńor Mater!

203
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,800
Senoritas!

204
00:17:21,899 --> 00:17:24,233
Houston, if I'm lying, I'm crying.

205
00:17:30,574 --> 00:17:32,200
Wow, check out that moon.

206
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,911
-Yep, I been up there.
-You have not.

207
00:17:34,995 --> 00:17:37,038
Oh, yeah, it's real purty?.

208
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:40,291
It all started when I was towing
this car to Florida.

209
00:17:40,376 --> 00:17:42,627
And then suddenly,
Houston had a problem!

210
00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:44,587
Houston, I have a problem.

211
00:17:44,671 --> 00:17:45,963
It's Impala XIII!

212
00:17:46,048 --> 00:17:48,257
-He's stuck on the moon.
-He needs a tow.

213
00:17:48,342 --> 00:17:50,259
Where on Earth
are we gonna get a tow?

214
00:17:50,344 --> 00:17:51,886
Well, that guy's got a tow.

215
00:17:55,766 --> 00:18:01,604
And with a little bit of training,
I became a genuine auto-naut.

216
00:18:05,734 --> 00:18:07,402
What's going on, ladies?

217
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,905
-Good luck, Mater.
-The world's counting on you!

218
00:18:11,573 --> 00:18:13,950
Welcome aboard, Mater.
My name's Roger.

219
00:18:14,076 --> 00:18:15,493
Well, howdy there, Roger.

220
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:18,496
Prepare for takeoff.

221
00:18:19,039 --> 00:18:20,623
Let's burn this candle!

222
00:18:20,707 --> 00:18:22,166
T-minus ten,

223
00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:27,338
-nine... Main engine start. Seven, six...
-Oh, boy! I've never been

224
00:18:27,423 --> 00:18:28,756
-to the moon before, Roger.
-...five...

225
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:32,760
-You'll love it. It's real nice.
-...four, three, two, one.

226
00:18:32,928 --> 00:18:33,970
Booster ignition.

227
00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:41,644
And we have lift-off of Roger Shuttle
on Impala XIII rescue mission.

228
00:18:43,981 --> 00:18:46,065
I love my job!

229
00:18:49,903 --> 00:18:51,946
We have cleared the tower.

230
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,365
It's all up to Mater, now.

231
00:18:55,492 --> 00:18:58,035
Booster rockets 1 and 2 disengaged.

232
00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:01,289
Roger, Roger. You are clear to burn.

233
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,667
See you later, Earth.

234
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,919
You are on approach to the moon.

235
00:19:07,004 --> 00:19:08,463
Prepare for moon landing.

236
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,089
Open cargo bay doors.

237
00:19:10,924 --> 00:19:11,924
Roger!

238
00:19:12,176 --> 00:19:14,719
Operation Tow Mater is go.

239
00:19:14,803 --> 00:19:15,845
Okey-dokey.

240
00:19:15,929 --> 00:19:18,139
Good luck, Mater.
See you back on Earth.

241
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,599
Roger-dodger, Roger.

242
00:19:20,517 --> 00:19:21,934
Whoa!

243
00:19:33,447 --> 00:19:35,323
Moon Mater has landed.

244
00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:37,492
Thank goodness you're here, Mater.

245
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:40,411
Quick, connect your rescue apparatus
to the frontal structural component

246
00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:43,080
of the linear axle assembly. Pronto.

247
00:19:43,165 --> 00:19:45,291
How about I just give you a tow?

248
00:19:46,668 --> 00:19:49,795
Mission accomplished.
Now, take us home. Rotate thrusters.

249
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,005
-Got it! Check.
-Prime ignition.

250
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:52,173
-Pivot bolster columns.
-What?

251
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:54,842
Disengage inertial dampener.
Ignite propulsion system.

252
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,636
-Blast off!
-Whoa!

253
00:19:57,971 --> 00:20:01,390
Well, there l was,
doing 17,000 miles an hour.

254
00:20:01,475 --> 00:20:04,143
1 7,000 miles an hour? No way!

255
00:20:04,228 --> 00:20:06,938
Yes way.
But that was nothing compared to you.

256
00:20:08,982 --> 00:20:12,568
Oh, yeah! This is awesome!

257
00:20:13,737 --> 00:20:16,155
-Watch out for re-entry!
-What?

258
00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:18,699
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!

259
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:28,417
Don't worry, I got you.

260
00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:34,215
Yes siree!
We was a couple of bona fide heroes.

261
00:20:35,384 --> 00:20:37,969
So, Mater, when does an astronaut eat?

262
00:20:38,053 --> 00:20:39,804
At launch time.

263
00:20:44,059 --> 00:20:47,186
-Oh, come on. That did not happen.
-Well, suit yourself.

264
00:20:47,271 --> 00:20:50,231
-Mater! Houston has another problem!
-Roger, Roger!

265
00:20:50,732 --> 00:20:52,233
Let's burn this candle!

266
00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:54,860
Oh, yeah!

267
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:09,917
If I'm lying, I'm crying.

268
00:21:22,973 --> 00:21:24,849
Mater, why don't you
get up there and sing?

269
00:21:24,933 --> 00:21:28,227
-Nah, I don't want to steal the show.
-Steal the show?

270
00:21:28,312 --> 00:21:31,188
-Well, I was a big rock star.
-What?

271
00:21:31,273 --> 00:21:34,275
Yes, siree.
I started out in a garage band.

272
00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:48,706
Boy, we sound pretty good.
Let's get a gig.

273
00:21:59,635 --> 00:22:01,886
Don't forget to tip the waitresses!

274
00:22:01,970 --> 00:22:04,597
-That so rocked!
-I know!

275
00:22:05,599 --> 00:22:07,642
-Do you guys have a record?
-Do you guys have a record?

276
00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:10,728
Be right back.

277
00:22:36,672 --> 00:22:38,089
Oh, yeah!

278
00:22:44,554 --> 00:22:45,763
What's that sound?

279
00:22:45,847 --> 00:22:48,516
That sounds like angels
printing money to me.

280
00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:55,606
Say, you boys are good.
All you need is a new name.

281
00:22:55,691 --> 00:22:57,942
A new name? A new name.

282
00:22:58,026 --> 00:23:00,695
Delivery! Where do you want
this heavy metal, Mater?

283
00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:01,779
That's it!

284
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:16,460
I wanna hear you.

285
00:23:28,515 --> 00:23:33,436
-You were Heavy Metal Mater?
-No. We was Heavy Metal Mater.

286
00:23:34,396 --> 00:23:37,314
-Are you ready to rock?
-Yeah!

287
00:23:37,399 --> 00:23:38,733
Oh, yeah!

288
00:23:53,582 --> 00:23:55,875
I'm sorry, Mater. That did not happen.

289
00:23:55,959 --> 00:23:57,793
Well, suit yourself.

290
00:24:18,648 --> 00:24:20,524
If I'm lying, I'm crying, see.

291
00:24:26,615 --> 00:24:30,367
Morning, Flo. Hey, can I get some air?
My tyres are going flat.

292
00:24:30,452 --> 00:24:33,579
Flat tyres, you say?
I thought I done solved that crime.

293
00:24:33,663 --> 00:24:36,207
-What?
-I was a private eye.

294
00:24:36,333 --> 00:24:38,250
-No way!
-Yes way.

295
00:24:38,335 --> 00:24:40,294
It was 7:1 5 on a Friday night.

296
00:24:40,378 --> 00:24:42,588
I was working downtown.
Mostly small jobs,

297
00:24:42,672 --> 00:24:44,882
but this time I was onto
something real big.

298
00:24:44,966 --> 00:24:46,675
It was all right there in black and white.

299
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:50,387
Blowouts everywhere. There was
some kind of counterfeit tyre ring.

300
00:24:50,472 --> 00:24:52,890
And a sale on trailer hitches
down at Rusty Rod's.

301
00:24:53,183 --> 00:24:56,685
l was about to hit the bricks,
and then she drove in.

302
00:24:57,062 --> 00:25:00,439
She was wearing those whitewalls,
the ones that used to drive me crazy.

303
00:25:00,524 --> 00:25:02,816
-Hello, Mater.
-What are you doing here, Tia?

304
00:25:02,901 --> 00:25:05,569
-I missed you.
-Like you missed your last smog check.

305
00:25:06,196 --> 00:25:08,113
You don't have to play poker with me.

306
00:25:08,198 --> 00:25:10,741
Well, you always were the wild card.
What do you want?

307
00:25:10,825 --> 00:25:14,995
I need you to find my sister, Mia.
She's been carnapped!

308
00:25:15,997 --> 00:25:19,083
Quit the waterworks, will you?
Where did you last see her?

309
00:25:19,167 --> 00:25:21,752
She was working for Big D.

310
00:25:21,836 --> 00:25:23,045
Big D, you say?

311
00:25:23,296 --> 00:25:26,006
She worked at his club.
The Carbacabana.

312
00:25:43,567 --> 00:25:44,942
You wanted to see me, seńor?

313
00:25:45,026 --> 00:25:46,902
I'm looking for Mia. You seen her?

314
00:25:46,987 --> 00:25:50,364
Mia! That ragtop. I don't remember.

315
00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:52,908
Well, maybe this'll help you remember.

316
00:25:53,368 --> 00:25:54,535
Maybe.

317
00:25:57,831 --> 00:25:59,748
Well, now I remember.

318
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:03,294
I saw her a couple of days ago
with Big D.

319
00:26:03,378 --> 00:26:06,755
-Where did they go?
-I don't know, and I don't care.

320
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,134
But she did smell salty. Like the ocean.

321
00:26:10,885 --> 00:26:12,011
Hey, this guy bugging you?

322
00:26:12,095 --> 00:26:14,471
Not yet, but a girl can hope.

323
00:26:14,556 --> 00:26:15,764
Well, he's bugging me.

324
00:26:15,849 --> 00:26:20,102
Whoa! Hello, Clyde.
Where'd you get the hand truck?

325
00:26:20,687 --> 00:26:22,479
You're a very nosy fella, kitty cat.

326
00:26:22,564 --> 00:26:24,148
You know what happens
to guys who shine their headlights

327
00:26:24,232 --> 00:26:26,108
in the wrong places?
No? Wanna guess?

328
00:26:26,192 --> 00:26:29,320
-I don't know, free carwash?
-No. They lose them.

329
00:26:29,404 --> 00:26:31,614
Next time, it's the blinkers.
Understand?

330
00:26:33,742 --> 00:26:36,660
I was down to one headlight.
But I could still see just fine.

331
00:26:36,745 --> 00:26:38,746
Hey, Stinky?
What's the dirt on the street?

332
00:26:38,830 --> 00:26:39,997
-I don't know.
-No?

333
00:26:40,081 --> 00:26:42,625
No. They got me working the alleys,
dumping all these blowouts.

334
00:26:42,709 --> 00:26:44,835
-Blowouts, you say?
-Yeah, it's odd though.

335
00:26:44,919 --> 00:26:46,712
-Odd?
-Yeah, they all have this smell.

336
00:26:46,796 --> 00:26:47,963
-Smell?
-They smell salty.

337
00:26:48,048 --> 00:26:49,506
-Salty? Ocean?
-Like the ocean.

338
00:26:49,591 --> 00:26:51,508
I haven't smelled that
since I worked down at the docks.

339
00:26:51,593 --> 00:26:53,344
-Rocks? Ducks?
-Docks. Docks.

340
00:26:53,428 --> 00:26:54,762
The docks! Thanks, Stinky!

341
00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:56,263
You're welcome, Mater.

342
00:27:00,268 --> 00:27:01,268
Mia!

343
00:27:02,604 --> 00:27:05,189
Come on! Put a little hustle into it!

344
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,490
Big D! Wait till I tell the DA.

345
00:27:14,574 --> 00:27:16,408
You ain't telling the DA nothing.

346
00:27:16,493 --> 00:27:18,702
-What? I'm being shanghaied!
-No!

347
00:27:18,828 --> 00:27:21,038
Tia!
You double-crossing double-crosser.

348
00:27:21,122 --> 00:27:24,958
I had no choice.
It was the only way to save my sister.

349
00:27:25,043 --> 00:27:28,295
Well, you always did the right thing.
Just the wrong way.

350
00:27:28,672 --> 00:27:29,713
No!

351
00:27:30,131 --> 00:27:31,382
What'd you do?

352
00:27:31,466 --> 00:27:34,551
Like you don't know,
Lieutenant Lightning McQueen.

353
00:27:35,178 --> 00:27:37,096
Looks like we finally caught you, Big D.

354
00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:38,847
Oh, no! McQueen!

355
00:27:39,724 --> 00:27:41,433
-Get him!
-Whoa!

356
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:44,436
Mater!

357
00:27:45,814 --> 00:27:46,814
Whoa!

358
00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:55,739
Just what I thought. Counterfeit tyres.

359
00:27:55,824 --> 00:27:58,117
You led us right to him, Mater.
Take him away, boys.

360
00:28:01,579 --> 00:28:03,455
It was a fine mess you got me into, Tia.

361
00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:06,750
I'm not bad, Mater. I just drive that way.

362
00:28:06,835 --> 00:28:09,878
Come on.
Let's pick up where we left off.

363
00:28:12,841 --> 00:28:16,343
Mater, that is the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard.

364
00:28:17,178 --> 00:28:19,888
Come on, Mater! Everybody conga!

365
00:28:19,973 --> 00:28:21,849
I'm right behind you!

366
00:28:33,987 --> 00:28:35,863
If I am lying, then I am crying.

367
00:28:49,878 --> 00:28:53,714
Morning, everyone. Sure is peaceful.

368
00:28:53,798 --> 00:28:57,050
-Hey, losers!
-Drifting through, baby!

369
00:28:57,135 --> 00:28:59,386
Not in my town, you don't!

370
00:29:00,847 --> 00:29:03,223
Get back here, you import punks!

371
00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:05,225
Hey, go easy on them, Sheriff!

372
00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:07,394
I used to be an import.

373
00:29:08,021 --> 00:29:10,981
-What? No way!
-Yes, way.

374
00:29:11,065 --> 00:29:14,735
It all started when one day...

375
00:29:15,236 --> 00:29:18,238
Hey, there, bud. Looks like
you could use a tow somewhere.

376
00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:20,824
Yes, but it is very far.

377
00:29:20,909 --> 00:29:25,579
Well, shoot,
no tow is too far for Tow Mater.

378
00:29:29,709 --> 00:29:31,877
Man, I gotta change my slogan.

379
00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:45,349
Well, here you go.

380
00:29:45,433 --> 00:29:48,143
Domo arigato, Mr Tomato.

381
00:29:48,228 --> 00:29:50,604
And a do itashi mashite to you.

382
00:29:54,984 --> 00:29:56,443
What in the world?

383
00:29:58,071 --> 00:29:59,655
Hello, ladies.

384
00:30:09,832 --> 00:30:11,083
A whatsit?

385
00:30:11,167 --> 00:30:13,377
He challenges you to a drift race!

386
00:30:13,461 --> 00:30:14,920
-Drift race!
-Drift race!

387
00:30:15,004 --> 00:30:17,047
We will race at midnight.

388
00:30:21,970 --> 00:30:23,554
Well, they seem friendly.

389
00:30:23,638 --> 00:30:28,642
Mater-san, if you are going to win,
you need modification!

390
00:30:28,726 --> 00:30:29,726
-Modify!
-Modify!

391
00:30:29,811 --> 00:30:30,811
-Modify!
-Modify!

392
00:30:30,895 --> 00:30:32,896
Modify! What's that?

393
00:30:50,957 --> 00:30:53,250
You look good, but can you race?

394
00:30:55,545 --> 00:30:56,712
Can I?

395
00:30:57,797 --> 00:30:59,506
Hey, can I?

396
00:30:59,841 --> 00:31:03,802
Konbanwa, gentlecars.
Let this be an honourable race.

397
00:31:04,178 --> 00:31:07,431
You must race
to the top of Tokyo Tower!

398
00:31:07,515 --> 00:31:10,142
First one to seize the flag will become

399
00:31:11,060 --> 00:31:13,145
King of all Drifters!

400
00:31:13,229 --> 00:31:14,646
Well, what happens to the loser?

401
00:31:14,731 --> 00:31:17,608
The loser will be stripped
of all modifications

402
00:31:17,692 --> 00:31:20,027
and become stock.

403
00:31:21,696 --> 00:31:24,114
But I just got all this fancy stuff.

404
00:31:24,198 --> 00:31:25,198
Ready?

405
00:31:27,035 --> 00:31:28,035
Set-o!

406
00:31:28,119 --> 00:31:29,161
Go!

407
00:31:51,768 --> 00:31:54,061
You can't drift. You are loser!

408
00:31:55,104 --> 00:31:56,730
I'll show you!

409
00:32:05,365 --> 00:32:07,407
-Wrong way!
-Look out!

410
00:32:08,576 --> 00:32:11,036
Get back here, you import punk!

411
00:32:12,997 --> 00:32:14,289
Look out!

412
00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:16,166
Coming through!

413
00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:19,086
Doughnuts! I love doughnuts!

414
00:32:22,924 --> 00:32:24,007
Hello!

415
00:32:24,092 --> 00:32:26,176
Good move, but not good enough!

416
00:32:28,471 --> 00:32:30,013
Oh, no! Ninjas!

417
00:32:31,391 --> 00:32:33,141
Whoa, ninjas? What did you do?

418
00:32:33,226 --> 00:32:35,852
Well, shoot, you ought to know.
You was there, too.

419
00:32:38,189 --> 00:32:39,940
Lightning Dragon McQueen!

420
00:32:40,983 --> 00:32:43,860
I'll take care of this dragon style!

421
00:32:44,195 --> 00:32:45,696
Spinning dragon attack!

422
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:54,996
Oh, no! He's almost to the tower!

423
00:32:55,081 --> 00:32:57,499
-Quickly, follow me!
-Right behind you!

424
00:33:05,383 --> 00:33:07,426
Look at me, I'm drifting!

425
00:33:13,391 --> 00:33:15,016
Whoa, look out!

426
00:33:21,357 --> 00:33:23,483
Oh, no! We're running out of road!

427
00:33:24,652 --> 00:33:28,029
-No! I can't stop!
-Then go!

428
00:33:28,114 --> 00:33:30,115
Lightning dragon fireball!

429
00:33:34,954 --> 00:33:36,621
Cannonball!

430
00:33:37,123 --> 00:33:38,707
Victory is mine.

431
00:33:39,667 --> 00:33:41,168
Well, hey. There you are.

432
00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:42,836
Where did you come from?

433
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,130
I come from Radiator Springs.

434
00:33:56,184 --> 00:33:57,809
You cannot defeat me!

435
00:33:57,894 --> 00:33:59,561
-I can, too.
-Cannot!

436
00:33:59,645 --> 00:34:00,812
-Can, too.
-Cannot!

437
00:34:00,897 --> 00:34:03,774
-Can, too! Can, too! Can, too!
-Cannot, cannot, cannot!

438
00:34:03,858 --> 00:34:05,692
-Can, too! Can, too! Can, too!
-Stop saying that!

439
00:34:11,699 --> 00:34:12,949
I win.

440
00:34:13,034 --> 00:34:14,826
No!

441
00:34:15,244 --> 00:34:16,578
I'm stock!

442
00:34:31,552 --> 00:34:36,181
And that's how I become Tokyo Mater,
King of all the Drifters.

443
00:34:36,265 --> 00:34:39,142
What? Mater, that did not happen.

444
00:34:39,227 --> 00:34:41,353
Oh, yeah? Says you.

445
00:34:41,437 --> 00:34:43,104
Modify!

446
00:34:43,189 --> 00:34:45,398
Look at me! I'm modified!