Hey, Goldilocks, Keep it down.
Yah.
I'll never get the peace and quiet you need
for a fight around here.
Golly, that hurts!
Wolverine, I am having much difficulty wearing these suspenders.
Maybe it's because that takes pants.
Pants. That is it.
I feel them working already!
Whoa!
Ha ha! Gotcha.
Lo siento, Wolverine.
I meant that prank for Falcon, not you! I swear!
Listen, kid,
I'm going to go work on my bike now,
and if it's not too much to ask for,
can I just get some blasted time alone?
Man, he's in a bad mood today.
Really? How can you tell?
Ah, finally.
Hulk love pet!
Hulk name pet... Uh... uh...
plant!
Good, 'cause that's what it is.
Now, to care for it, first you have to give
your plant plenty of sun.
Mmm, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now plant get plenty of sun!
Okay, so much for green thumbs.
Here, your plant will also need water.
That... is... it!
I've had it with this whole stinking squad.
None of you jokers take anything seriously!
Well, I'm done with you misfits.
Find yourself another pretty pair of claws.
I quit!
Don't be scared, Plant.
Scary claw have issues.
With that Infinity Sword,
I will rule the universe.
All right, Squaddies, time to hero up.
I hate those Squaddies.
Appreciate the reassignment, Cap.
Oh, think nothing of it, Wolverine.
You're doing me a favor.
There's been an international incident, and my team could use you.
Really? Who we bringing the hurt to?
The South American rain forests.
Uh, but don't they usually need saving?
Usually, but these trees attack everything in their path.
I'm assembling the All-Captains Squad
to get to the "roots" of the problem.
-Uh, hate to tell you, Captain,
but I ain't no Captain.
Well, you are now.
Welcome to the squad, Captain Canada.
Here's your new uniform.
Suit up. We'll talk at HQ.
Uh, not going to happen, bub.
Righteo. I'll get you back to that Helicarrier ASAP.
Uh, no, no, no.
Wait. That's fine.
Blasted flag pajamas ride up.
-Hey, I'm Wolverine.
So you don't like the new guy, huh?
Stand down, Captains.
Wolverine's our new Captain Canada.
Ach! But he didn't perform the All Captains Salute
within 2.7 seconds. Ach!
He's not up to speed yet.
The squad has a few rules and regulations you'll need to learn.
But don't worry. There's a manual.
-Careful.
Tell me when you need volume 2.
Brilliant to have you aboard, Captain Canada.
-I am Captain Britain.
-This is Captain Australia. -G'day, Wolf guy.
-Captain Brazil. -So good to meet you!
And Captain Liechtenstein.
Tiny, but economically prosperous!
Wow. Bet that scares the bad guys.
You already know Captain America.
Take a seat, won't you?
Ah.
Ach. Destruction of S.H.I.E.L.D. property! That is against regulation BH-330.
It is italicized!
You're forgetting rule number 1, bub.
I don't care.
Right, then, cough up a buck, mate.
Don't be upset, Captain Canada.
It's the "No Arguing Between Captains" Jar.
Every time someone fights, they pay a dollar.
Something tells me I'd better put in a 20.
All-Captains Squad, let's move out.
-Hup, hup, hup, hup. -Hey, watch it.
It's the All-Captains Squad exit procedure.
Alphabetical by name.
Great. At least I'm working with the pros.
Ach!
Hmm, I've analyzed possible replacements
for Wolverine's animal factor.
My data shows that the most likely candidate is... Reptil.
Congratulations.
You mean it? Me? An official member of the squad?
Yes!
Whoa! All right!
On a trial basis, of course,
and only if Wolverine doesn't return.
You won't be disappointed, Iron Man.
So what you got for me? A secret mission?
An assignment behind enemy lines?
Grocery shopping. We're out of cereal.
But that's 'cause Hulk keeps ripping apart the boxes
to find the stupid toys inside!
Huh, you want to explain that to him?
Paper or plastic?
Neither. Bring your own cloth bag.
It's more environmental.
Quit hogging that com link!
Well, you quit linking the com hog!
That doesn't even make sense.
Look, if you're going to argue, at least try to...
MODOK! Abomination!
Listen well.
A new villain has made himself known to Doom.
It is vital that he is cooperative to our plans.
He may be a powerful ally.
Yeah, like the one we're standing in.
That's an alley, idiot.
Alley! Who is this villain, Your Brilliance?
The Ringmaster.
You are to give him this com link as a welcome.
He can be found at the Sinister Circus.
Sinister Circus.
What's so sinister about a circus?
I heard that!
Oh, truly, there is no greater glory than two-for-one coupon day.
Thor, mira... I mean, look!
But it's kind of our duty to follow those guys, right?
Yea, though the prospect of storewide savings
weighs heavily on my soul, methinks yon breakfast can wait.
Nothing's amiss from above.
Are you certain the village was at these coordinates?
I'm certain. I found these discs, but the outpost camera's been destroyed.
Plantman. The original mean and green.
Problem is you can never tell if you're dealing with him
or one of his veggie copies.
Only those veggies aren't good... for your health.
So let's go do some gardening.
Nein! We don't fight until the debriefing is over.
Regulation KC-1217.
The copies of Plantman make it hard
to identify the real bad seed.
Fortunately, Captain Australia has prepared a report
of all possible battle scenarios.
Do you guys plan everything?
Oh, yes. Regulation number SBD-86.
So what do you do when you get attacked by a hundred-foot plant monster?
Oh, wait a tick,
I don't recall anything about a...
Chopped salad anyone?
You're welcome.
You're wasting your time, Canada!
That one calls for a down-under flying ski roll.
Eins, zwei.
Drei.
And that is how we do it in Vaduz!
Represent!
Trust me, bub,
that one's going to give you a stomach ache!
Let go, Canada!
Sonic Samba!
7Rrrah!
Wow. Almost makes me want to take dance lessons.
Captain America!
Cannoli Conundrum, just like in '42!
Fall back to checkpoint 2!
Wait. You can't run away!
That thing's got Cap!
Fall back, Captain Canada.
That is an order.
Say what you want about my old team,
but we never left a man behind.
That's weird.
Why would MODOK and Abomination go in there?
Mayhap 'tis free popcorn day.
What, do you have a guess?
Huh, what's so evil about a circus?
You know, that's exactly what I said.
Then we found this.
Stegosaurus plates!
Whoa, hey.
Methinks 'tis time to smack down yon clowns!
Methinks I need a bigger trikey!
This isn't right! No!
I so won a jumbo stuffed animal for that!
Now, big-top brigands,
we would have answers to our queries!
Yeah, like what are you two doing snooping around a circus?
They're here for the same reason you are.
To see me.
Now, look closer.
You are completely
in my power.
We are completely in your power.
Now sleep!
Okay.
Welcome to the circus.
Too bad you can't stay.
What kind of outfit are you running here, Britain?
Cap would have fought for every one of us bums,
and all of you turned tail and ran.
You know, being a hero isn't about following regulations.
It's about being there for your team,
so I'm going to go find Cap,
and I don't care who's with me.
-We're all with you. -You're...
Ja. Didn't you hear Captain America call the Cannoli Conundrum?
-That's why you read the manual, mate.
A secret maneuver that Cap perfected in 1942.
We've all heard the story... a lot.
Captain America let the monster take him behind enemy lines
so he can pinpoint Plantman's base.
Now we'll know where to attack.
But to do that, you'd have to...
Track him. We're all bugged, Canada.
-It's in the uniform. -Huh.
I knew I didn't like this thing.
From the strength of his attack,
we suspect that Plantman has an Infinity Fractal.
He's controlling the jungle through its root system.
Soon he'll have power over all the plants in the world.
-A grass roots campaign of evil.
We've got a lock. It's a greenhouse!
Plant villain. It figures.
Then we are ready to strike.
About time. Hero Up!
Hero Up? What's that supposed to mean?
It's, you know, a battle cry thing.
Wait. What fiends seek to cage mighty Thor?
Are we in jail?
I don't remember anything.
Cats. I'm allergic!
Brachiosaurus body!
Hey, a little help, Thor?
Mjolnir, to me.
'Tis true. I was never a cat person.
-So Doctor Doom was correct!
You are excellent entertainment.
Look into my eye.
Who do you see?
Someone who's about to feel mondo pain.
Look into my...
Nice kitty...
Kitties!
Ooh. Here, kitty kitty.
Hulk like kitties.
Nice kitties.
An infrared optic burst will counteract that ray.
-Gad! -Thanks, Iron Man,
but how did you know we needed help?
Huh? Oh, no, Hulk got tired of waiting for his cereal.
It is impossible to tell which one is the real Plantman
this far away.
Then we do it up close and personal.
For once, I'm way ahead of you.
Hold it, twinkle toes. This is no time for dancing!
Hey, when are you going to learn to trust the way we do things, mate?
Aaah!
None of these overgrown weeds is Plantman!
We're wasting our time.
I smell him inside,
and I'm not talking in some Captain code mumbo jumbo, either.
I mean the boss squash is really in there!
For Cap!
My children told me you were coming.
It's nice, really.
We don't get many visitors this deep in the rain forest.
My babies do get hungry.
Attack!
It's true.
The grass is meaner on the other side.
Wretched poison.
There's got to be a better way to whack these weeds!
They're not getting enough sun.
Oh, my babies, my babies.
What is wrong? What's wrong?
Can't you hear me?
Aaah!
Good job, team.
The Cannoli Conundrum, just like in '42.
Did I ever tell you that story?
There I was, the Red Skull had hijacked
an arms shipment to the Pasha of Grandistan...
-Go fish.
Excellent work, Captain Canada.
You'll be a valuable asset to the All-Captains Squad.
Uh, yeah, about that.
Good as your team is, they're still a little by the book for my taste.
My old squad drove me nuts,
but at least their shorts weren't twisted so tight.
No offense. I'm going back where I belong.
-Fantastic! -No, I really think
it's for the... Huh?
Oh, I knew the Super Hero Squad was a better fit for you all along.
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.
You couldn't have just told me?
Good to see you.
Good to have you back, Wolverine.
I'm so glad you decided to remain with the squad, Wolverine.
Now your mentoring will help me become an asset to the team.
No sweat, kid.
I look forward to being your mentor again.
Hulk give Claw present from South America.
Yeah, it was a little too much for him to take care of.
Hulk doesn't do responsibility well.
Oh, gee, thanks. A plant.
What the...
-Whoa! Whoa!