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No fractals, no heroes.
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Doom is bored.
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-Hey, who are you?
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You can't come in here without
the proper authorization.
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I am Thanos!
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Yeah, he's cool.
Enjoy your visit.
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I am not impressed.
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Even if you did somehow breach
my impenetrable fortress...
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Formerly impenetrable fortress.
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-Ha-ha!
-Yes, there is that.
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Well, give me one reason
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why I shouldn't destroy you
where you stand.
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I'm confused.
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These are called
Infinity gems.
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I've searched
the galaxy for them,
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and I have technology
that allows me to track them.
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I take it these gems are powerful,
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similar to my Infinity fractals...
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only for girls.
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You scoff?
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I am offering you a way
to find all of the fractals you seek.
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Hmm. And in return?
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A trifle, hardly worth mentioning.
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You must steal
a certain artifact for me
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from the headquarters
of the Fantastic Four.
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Break into the Baxter Building?
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I, Doom?
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Oh, this may be the beginning
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of a terrible and ugly friendship.
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With that Infinity Sword,
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I will rule the universe.
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All right, Squaddies.
Time to Hero Up.
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I hate those Squaddies.
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Hulk smash.
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Hulk want cheese.
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Hulk like quesadilla.
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Ah, by Odin's beard,
'tis peaceful and serene.
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Yeah, it sure 'tis.
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No sign of Doom.
No sign of any fractals.
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It's so quiet,
most of the Squad is using up
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their accrued vacation hours.
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I'm the best there is
at what I do,
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and what I do...
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-...isn't volleyball.
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Don't get your musket
in an uproar, Brubaker.
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I'll be at the Shiloh reenactment.
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Hey, it's a Civil War.
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What's the worst
that could happen?
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Bye-bye.
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Make yourself useful,
Red, and spot me.
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Whoa!
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-Whoa!
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Did you feel that?
The Helicarrier's moving.
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Falcon, what are you doing?
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Me? Nothing. I mean,
I was, uh,
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just testing
the steering controls.
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Okay, I admit it. I redirected
our flight path a little.
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They're testing new hybrid
electric monster trucks today.
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I figured no one would mind
if I took a look.
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Are you telling me
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that you arbitrarily
changed the flight plan
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of a heavily armed, high-tech base
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so that you could get a closer look
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at trucks driving around
in circles?
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When you put it that way,
it makes it sound so bad.
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But come on, man,
there's nothing else going on.
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I should have seen that coming.
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Super Hero Squad,
Hero up!
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Uh, Hulk confused.
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Everybody, attack.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Now Hulk more confused.
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I'm not good with names,
but I never forget
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an invisible force field.
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That's the Fantastic Four!
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How's that for an entrance?
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Mr. Fantastic,
Mr. Fantastic, over here.
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Couldst thou explain
to, uh, the Hulk
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what is happening?
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These are jamming
sonic waves,
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harmless to humans
but very disruptive
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to shape-changing aliens.
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They're Skrulls!
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Oh, Hulk understand.
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Yes, alien shapeshifters.
Their space ships tripped...
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-my early warning system...
-Yeah, I got to go.
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It scans for waste hyperspatial resonances
of their star drives.
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Reed, darling,
don't let them get away.
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Hey, move over, you big oaf.
I can't get a grip.
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Talking rock can't hold
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because talking rock not strong,
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not strong like Hulk.
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Dream on, purple pants.
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No one's stronger
than The Thing.
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Hulk stronger than Thing.
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Nuh-uh. Thing stronger
than Hulk.
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Oh, that's great.
Now you got me talking like you.
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Woo-hoo!
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You're pretty fast, Falcon,
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but the Human Torch
is too hot to handle.
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So tell me, Torch,
are all of your catchphrases
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just different ways
of saying how hot you are?
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Yeah. You'd think I'd get
tired of it, but nope.
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Woo-hoo.
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Yeah.
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Uh-oh.
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Ah, never changes.
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I always have to clean up
after my little brother.
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What madness be this?
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It's the Super-Skrull,
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an old enemy of the Fantastic Four
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who's been genetically
engineered to match our powers.
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Match them all at once.
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By Volstagg's tiny feet!
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This is your only warning.
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Stay out of our way.
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The Skrulls will not be stopped.
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What just happened?
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They were looking for something
or someone.
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It's the only reason that aliens would be
at a monster truck factory.
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Makes sense. Not like anyone
would come here for fun.
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Uh...
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The Skrulls must be
planning another invasion.
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Their base ship is orbiting
the planet Earth.
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We have to take it out.
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One problem, Stretcho.
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I done the math.
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Our ship doesn't have enough
seatbelts for everybody.
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Ben's right.
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One person is
going to have to stay behind.
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Hmm. We'll need our strength factor
and our elemental factor,
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but our speed factor...
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Me? But I want to go into space
and fight the Skrulls.
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Someone has to stay.
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Consider this a slap on the wing
for that Helicarrier stunt.
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This is so unfair.
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You guys get to go into space,
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while I have to be
in charge down here.
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Actually, H.E.R.B.I.E.'s in charge.
You'll be his assistant.
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All systems go
in five, four, three...
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Oh, can I call it?
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Uh...
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-Knock yourself out.
-Blast-off!
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I've targeted the Skrull ship.
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It's cloaked in a low Earth orbit.
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Hey, guys, you're going
to want to slow down to. 04
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and keep an eye
on those cosmic rays.
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Falcon,
we need you to keep this channel clear.
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If you have any problems,
you can ask H.E.R.B.I.E.
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Just trying to be useful.
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So, H.E.R.B.I.E.,
is there anything I can do to help?
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Hello?
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Earth to H.E.R.B.I.E.
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Oh, great. The schmo-bot
doesn't even talk.
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That sounded like
a backup generator kicking in.
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Great. Now I'm talking to myself.
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Hey, who's the new guy?
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Your worst nightmare.
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But you can call me Paste-Pot Pete.
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You have the worst
villain name ever, Pete.
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Paste-Pot Pete.
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Yeah. That name doesn't exactly
strike fear into people, Pete.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, you guys are jerks.
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We're bad guys, Pete.
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We're supposed to be jerks, Pete.
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-Stop it. Stop it.
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-Pete.
-Stop it!
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-Pete, Pete, Pete.
-Stop it!
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-Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete.
-I get it!
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Pete, Pete. Who's there? Pete.
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-MODOK!
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Report!
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I've cut main power
to the Baxter Building.
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All the security and communication systems
are down,
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and they have no basic cable.
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Excellent.
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The alien artifact is inside
Reed Richards' lab.
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Retrieve it now!
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Here's the plan.
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We're going to sneak up,
board their destroyer ship,
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then destroy their ship
from the inside.
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Or we can try plan B.
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Hulk like plan B.
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Better known as
clobberin' time.
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Oh, it clobber time.
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Talking rock dumb.
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Woo!
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Ha-ha. Sweet.
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Try and keep up,
Mr. Green Spleen.
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Talking rock
not stronger than Hulk.
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-Am too!
-Am not!
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Am too plus infinity!
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Criminy.
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Yeah!
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My powers might not
work in space,
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but I can still flame on!
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Woo-hoo! Yeah!
Take that!
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You're going down!
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00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,583
Hey, check it out, sis!
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00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:54,250
I'm totally going to knock off
your high score.
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00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:57,166
My high score?
What is he talking about?
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00:12:57,250 --> 00:13:00,125
I programmed a bogus high score
under your name.
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00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:01,834
Johnny keeps trying
to surpass it.
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00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:04,000
-You're a genius.
-I know.
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00:13:08,208 --> 00:13:09,500
System still down?
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00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:12,792
It's been over an hour
since the power went out.
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00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,083
-You sure you know what you're doing?
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00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:21,125
So tired.
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00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:24,625
Someone supposed to be
as smart as MODOK,
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00:13:24,709 --> 00:13:26,834
you think he could have
waited until after
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to shut off the power
to the elevators.
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00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,792
Oh, boo-hoo-hoo, Pete.
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00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,458
You don't hear me whining.
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00:13:33,542 --> 00:13:36,500
Now come on. We only have
another 20 floors to go.
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00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:42,625
If I've said it once,
I've said it a thousand times,
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don't mess with Earth.
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00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,125
You were warned.
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00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,875
Now face the Skrull Empire's
greatest warriors.
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Troopers, attack.
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Zounds! My symbolic tool
of righteous aggression!
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00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:58,792
Truly is Thor shocked.
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00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:10,041
-Cows?
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00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:12,208
Uh-oh.
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00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:29,458
Got the old eyes crossed?
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00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:32,375
H.E.R.B.I.E., when's
the power going to be back on?
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00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:34,083
H.E.R.B.I.E.,
what's the meaning of life?
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00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:37,083
H.E.R.B.I.E., who'd win in a fight,
me or the Watcher?
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00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:39,583
H.E.R.B.I.E., can you disprove
the existence of...
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00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:41,125
-Whoa.
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00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:50,583
Ha-ha! The HQ
of the FF is O-U-R-S!
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00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:58,917
We're here for a piece of alien tech
in Mr. Fantastic's lab.
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Yeah. Hand it over
and nobody gets hurt.
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00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:05,125
Uh, Abomination didn't get
the memo.
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00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,041
We're going to hurt you
regardless of what happens.
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Yeah.
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00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:09,959
I don't know
what you're talking about,
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but you're not getting
in the lab.
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00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:14,041
Oh, we were hoping you'd say that.
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Oh! Oh!
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Not a bad shot, Pete.
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00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:39,500
Stop saying it like that!
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00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:42,041
What, Pete?
That's your name, Pete.
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00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:44,000
If you didn't like
to be called Pete,
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you probably should have picked
a better name, Pete.
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00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,709
Okay. From now on,
call me...
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the Trapster.
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00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,583
Uh, no.
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00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,166
We'll stick to calling you Pete.
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00:15:55,667 --> 00:16:00,125
Okay, how about
the Mean Guy Who Does Things?
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00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:03,667
Really, Pete, you brought
this upon yourself.
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00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,750
I mean, just what is
a paste pot, anyway?
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00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,250
Nice work, H.E.R.B.I.E.
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00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:14,917
They're getting away!
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00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:27,125
Give it up, green bean.
You ain't stronger than me.
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00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:31,875
Hulk strong.
Hulk once lift whole building.
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Is that so? One time
on Yancy Street,
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I lifted an entire city block.
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Once Hulk pick up
whole Super Hero City
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and shake it upside-down, just for fun!
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Bah! That never happened.
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Yeah? Well, Hulk head hurt.
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-Hulk got him.
-I got him.
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Hulk smash!
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It's clobberin' time!
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I have a plan, but I need someone
to distract the Super-Skrull.
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Leave that to us.
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Bow before the Skrull Empire.
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The Skrulls must have
a computer network.
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Maybe I can hack into it.
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Whoa.
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Squirt, squirt.
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Why don't you stick around?
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Food fight!
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There must be some way
to lock this door.
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Red button.
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Got it.
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Thanks. That should buy us some...
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You can talk? You could
talk this whole time
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and never said anything?
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Up to now,
you were doing okay.
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Try to reroute the backup power
to send out a distress signal.
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And hurry up, okay?
We don't have much time.
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Wait, what the darn heck
is this?
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The Skrull invasion plan.
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But if this is true, then...
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Cease fire! Super Hero Squad,
stop fighting.
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What are you doing, Iron Man?
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Trust me.
Let the Super-Skrull go.
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I think we can make a deal.
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What fool turned off the elevators?
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Forget that.
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Where is the alien artifact?
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Right through here.
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I found this in the lab.
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Now eat alien laser cannon!
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Not an alien laser.
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That's an alien flashlight.
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Oh, boy.
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-Squirt, squirt.
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There. The artifact I seek.
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You wretched robot.
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Squirt, squirt. Squirt, squirt.
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After them!
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Come on, H.E.R.B.I.E.
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I can still fly us out of here.
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Hand it over.
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You have nowhere to run.
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I was about to say the same thing.
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Oh, no! No!
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No, no!
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This is not happening.
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Let me explain.
I can explain everything.
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A little help, anybody?
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I'll be your best friend!
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Come on, be cool.
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What is the meaning of this?
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When I hacked into
the Skrull computer,
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I learned the Skrulls
weren't here to invade.
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They're here looking
for a fugitive Skrull conman,
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one who's been going around
the universe disguised as...
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-Mm-hmm. Thanos.
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A Skrull con-man?
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Then why did he want
this green alien tube?
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-What does it even do?
-It makes string cheese.
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For all their advances,
the Skrulls have never figured out
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how to make string cheese.
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String theorists are willing to pay
a fortune for this tube.
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This was all about string cheese?
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No one makes a fool of Doctor Doom!
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Someone will pay for this insolence!
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Thank you
for your loyal service, Pete,
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but the Lethal Legion is going
in a different direction.
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Cursed superheroes.
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Still say I'm stronger than you.
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Bah, Hulk strongest there is.
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00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,083
Hey, Falc, the other squad members
are due back tomorrow.
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Maybe you should go use
some of your accrued vacation time.
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I think you've earned it.
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Sun, chlorine, not a Skrull in sight.
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Aah! H.E.R.B.I.E.,
I feel better already.
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Must change.
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Change into my swimsuit.
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Which way to the cabanas,
true believer?
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Hulk splash!
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Oh. Best vacation ever.