1 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:12,417 Oh, the cursed superheroes. 2 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:17,583 Fools! Doom will prevail! 3 00:00:20,208 --> 00:00:22,291 Oh! Stalemate. 4 00:00:22,375 --> 00:00:24,458 Deadlock. Attrition. 5 00:00:24,542 --> 00:00:28,250 Months spent gathering fractals and still, 6 00:00:28,333 --> 00:00:31,959 no closer to rebuilding the Infinity Sword. 7 00:00:32,041 --> 00:00:33,792 Right, Mommy Doom? 8 00:00:33,875 --> 00:00:36,917 Why do cheaters never prosper? 9 00:00:39,208 --> 00:00:41,667 My, somebody woke up grouchy. 10 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:44,291 Ahhh! Mommy dearest? 11 00:00:48,959 --> 00:00:50,917 Oh, Enchantress. 12 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:55,083 Haven't you Asgardians interfered enough in my affairs? 13 00:00:57,291 --> 00:01:00,458 Oh, great. Another one. 14 00:01:00,542 --> 00:01:02,166 Mint me. 15 00:01:05,542 --> 00:01:06,542 Ah. 16 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:08,500 Thank you, Skurge. 17 00:01:09,166 --> 00:01:10,959 Go play with the Supervillains. 18 00:01:11,917 --> 00:01:13,583 I can shift the balance of power 19 00:01:13,667 --> 00:01:15,792 between you and the Superhero Squad. 20 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:17,208 Doom will rule. 21 00:01:17,291 --> 00:01:19,792 Yes, really? What do you have in mind? 22 00:01:19,875 --> 00:01:21,125 Sorcery? 23 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,208 Love. 24 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:24,250 Ugh! 25 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,834 What has love got to do with me? 26 00:01:29,917 --> 00:01:34,750 For many years, Doctor, my wicked heart has burned for Odin's son, Thor. 27 00:01:34,834 --> 00:01:38,250 I've conjured an Asgardian Love Lutefisk. 28 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:43,667 A portable, powerful spell to make Thor fall hard 29 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:45,291 for the first person he sees. 30 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:48,792 Namely me, Amora, the Enchantress. 31 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:50,709 Hmm, I see. 32 00:01:50,792 --> 00:01:53,208 And then with Thor under your power, 33 00:01:53,291 --> 00:01:55,917 you can turn him. 34 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,583 It's what I do best. 35 00:01:57,667 --> 00:02:00,542 And when Thor comes to the side of evil... 36 00:02:00,625 --> 00:02:02,041 Excellent! 37 00:02:02,125 --> 00:02:04,583 Without Thor's bite, the Superhero Squad 38 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:08,000 cannot keep me from the Infinity Fractals! 39 00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:10,041 -Yes. 40 00:02:10,125 --> 00:02:12,125 Yes, yes, but... 41 00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:13,458 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 42 00:02:13,542 --> 00:02:15,959 What do you get out of this? 43 00:02:18,166 --> 00:02:20,667 I get Thor. 44 00:02:24,667 --> 00:02:28,500 With that Infinity Sword, I will rule the universe! 45 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,417 All right, Squaddies. Time to Hero Up. 46 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,625 I hate those Squaddies! 47 00:03:37,291 --> 00:03:41,333 Yes, yes! 48 00:03:41,417 --> 00:03:42,875 Thor? Thor? 49 00:03:42,959 --> 00:03:45,917 Big, blond, oaf of a hero? 50 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,750 -Why? 51 00:03:48,834 --> 00:03:51,542 Mmm, you should've seen him in high school. 52 00:04:07,291 --> 00:04:09,375 Behold my power chord prowess. 53 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:14,083 My lead playing hath no equal. 54 00:04:14,959 --> 00:04:18,000 -Yeah, we doth rock so hard. 55 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:20,834 Can I be in your video? 56 00:04:20,917 --> 00:04:23,750 Nay, witch. Thou dost headbang like a girl. 57 00:04:23,834 --> 00:04:26,667 Now be gone lest thou detract from my mighty rocking. 58 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:29,667 More cowbell! Thus spoke Thor! 59 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:34,959 To be spurned so by the very oaf you love. 60 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:38,041 Oh, it burns. 61 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:42,291 Very well. I'll take the universe and you get Thor. 62 00:04:47,291 --> 00:04:49,375 Your nose is dripping, dear. 63 00:04:53,917 --> 00:04:56,667 Amora, my crush object, 64 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:59,750 when whilst thou cease thine endless idolatry 65 00:04:59,834 --> 00:05:02,667 of that highborn Thunderer, Thor? 66 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:05,333 Soon, Enchantress will be mine. 67 00:05:05,417 --> 00:05:09,667 For this day, I will be rid of Thor forever. 68 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:13,875 So sayeth Skurge, the Executioner. 69 00:05:18,041 --> 00:05:19,792 Iron Man. Come in, Iron Man. 70 00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:21,667 Need some backup, Ms. Marvel? 71 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:23,583 Doom's brought Fin Fang Foom out from underground, 72 00:05:23,667 --> 00:05:25,333 and he's taking another run at the the Great Wall. 73 00:05:25,417 --> 00:05:27,583 Don't panic. Hulk and the Surfer are just a minute away. 74 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:37,083 Fear not, fellow warrior woman. Help is on the way. 75 00:05:37,166 --> 00:05:40,250 On second thought, I better handle her myself. 76 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:42,166 "It" myself, the mission. 77 00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:47,750 See how I stand here with my arms folded defiantly? 78 00:05:47,834 --> 00:05:50,875 Odin hath decreed otherwise, mortal. 79 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:53,375 Oh, my son. 80 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:57,041 Odin, my father, what brings thine enormous 81 00:05:57,125 --> 00:05:59,250 and disturbingly transparent head to Earth? 82 00:05:59,417 --> 00:06:01,625 Be not a dufus, child. 83 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:04,291 Frigga, your mother, is concerned. 84 00:06:04,375 --> 00:06:08,250 Thou must meet a nice Asgardian girl and soon, 85 00:06:08,333 --> 00:06:11,375 or even an Olympian girl, as long as she is mythic. 86 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:12,792 Guess again. 87 00:06:12,875 --> 00:06:14,917 So you say, but know this. 88 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,250 Valkyrie Brunhilde of Asgard now lives nearby. 89 00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:20,792 Brunhilde, you say? 90 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:23,250 Yeah, I remember her from school. 91 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:24,917 Mousy little thing, overbite, 92 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,834 cool chariot, but no subwoofer. 93 00:06:28,208 --> 00:06:30,625 Hotchie motchie. 94 00:06:30,709 --> 00:06:34,083 Yon Valkyrie hath... filled out. 95 00:06:34,709 --> 00:06:37,333 Tell me you shall call her, Thor. 96 00:06:37,417 --> 00:06:38,834 You betcha. 97 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:43,750 Though she knoweth it not, the Valkyrie is mine. 98 00:06:43,834 --> 00:06:45,125 Oh, yeah, that just happened. 99 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:46,792 Oh, if that's how you feel, tough. 100 00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:48,750 First come, first served. 101 00:06:48,834 --> 00:06:50,583 No, thou didn't. 102 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:58,500 Soon you super pin-heads will be sorry you ever messed with the Lethal Legion. 103 00:06:58,583 --> 00:07:01,875 Mr. Abomination, tear down this wall. 104 00:07:01,959 --> 00:07:04,125 Yeah. 105 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,083 And just who are you? 106 00:07:07,166 --> 00:07:09,542 Call me Valkyrie, earthling. 107 00:07:09,625 --> 00:07:13,417 Come on. Let's rearrange lizard-breath's ugly face. 108 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,917 With pleasure, mine ally. 109 00:07:16,709 --> 00:07:18,417 Hark, yo, and so forth. 110 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:21,041 Cranky-pants and Valkyrie, mind if we join you? 111 00:07:36,166 --> 00:07:38,917 S.H.I.E.L.D. priority arrest, scuzzbuckets. 112 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:41,333 Looks like another win for the good guys. 113 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:43,417 Welcome to Super Hero City, Valkyrie. 114 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:46,500 I'd love to take you and your pretty pony out for some dinner. 115 00:07:46,583 --> 00:07:49,834 Be you Tony Stark, the Iron Man of legend? 116 00:07:49,917 --> 00:07:53,166 Nay, I be the Iron Man with opera tickets. 117 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:55,500 I saw they were performing Ride of the Valkyries tonight, 118 00:07:55,583 --> 00:07:57,583 and I thought of you, very hummable, very Wagnerian. 119 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:01,375 Isn't that smooth? I mean, sweet? 120 00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:03,917 Oh, your failure to protect the Infinity Sword 121 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,250 hath placed the entire cosmos in grave peril. 122 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:08,166 All yours, Thor. 123 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:15,792 Now's my chance. 124 00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:17,166 Thor will fall hopelessly in love 125 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:19,583 with the next person he sees, me. 126 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,458 Love Lutefisk away! 127 00:08:22,542 --> 00:08:24,625 Oh, look. A quarter. 128 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,417 Ahhh! 129 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:29,125 Ooh. 130 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,792 Ahhh! 131 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:40,667 Oh, MODOK. 132 00:08:41,792 --> 00:08:43,750 Uh, those eye rays are new. 133 00:08:43,834 --> 00:08:46,500 You must stop. Hey! What the... 134 00:08:51,875 --> 00:08:54,792 MODOK, I love you! 135 00:08:56,417 --> 00:08:57,709 That is disturbing. 136 00:08:57,792 --> 00:08:59,583 Love hath smitten Miss cranky-pants 137 00:08:59,667 --> 00:09:01,375 in the most unfavorable way. 138 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,208 Wow. 139 00:09:12,291 --> 00:09:14,750 MODOK, I love you! 140 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,917 Aw, how cute. 141 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,125 Oofta. 142 00:09:28,375 --> 00:09:30,625 OK. That's it. I'm struggling. 143 00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:32,667 It's even better when you help. 144 00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:34,333 Which eye do I gaze into? 145 00:09:34,417 --> 00:09:36,333 Uh, all of them. 146 00:09:36,417 --> 00:09:39,583 Ugh, I have seen many a gruesome sight in battle, 147 00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:41,542 yet I may be ill. 148 00:09:41,625 --> 00:09:43,625 You're letting me go with just a ticket? 149 00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:46,583 No. I know I have standing orders to neutralize you, 150 00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:48,959 but you're just such a cuddle bug. 151 00:09:49,709 --> 00:09:50,792 A love ticket. 152 00:09:53,959 --> 00:09:55,709 -I'm confused. -Isn't it great? 153 00:09:55,792 --> 00:09:57,959 Here's my private S.H.I.E.L.D. frequency. 154 00:09:58,041 --> 00:09:59,417 Call me on it. 155 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:02,709 And MODOK, do not stand up a federal agent. 156 00:10:02,792 --> 00:10:04,875 I'm just kidding. Kind of. 157 00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:08,583 Now give baby some sweet and sour. 158 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:11,083 Oh, avert thine eyes. 159 00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:15,500 Ugh, keep your good guy germs to yourself. 160 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:21,041 Mmm, love you! 161 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,667 Do you all think MODOK is as dreamy as I do, 162 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:25,709 or is he even dreamer? 163 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,458 Isn't life wonderful? 164 00:10:28,542 --> 00:10:31,083 The only thing stranger than Ms. M having a crush 165 00:10:31,166 --> 00:10:33,291 is Ms. M having a crush on MODOK. 166 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:35,542 That's just twisted. 167 00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:38,041 Which remindeth me. Valkyrie? 168 00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:40,250 Oh, what an Asgardian. 169 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:42,417 Thor must hang out with yon warrior woman again. 170 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,125 And pronto, Tonto. 171 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,750 Huh, all previous calculations have been thrown off 172 00:10:46,834 --> 00:10:48,917 by Ms. M and her new romance factor. 173 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:53,417 This data is so disgusting, the computer won't accept it. 174 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,750 And neither can I. 175 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,417 If MODOK can get a girl, 176 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,041 surely Odin's most handsome son can. 177 00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:27,625 Mm-hmm. Wow, I wonder if this is rent controlled. 178 00:12:27,709 --> 00:12:29,250 Hello, fair maiden. 179 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:33,083 Uh, excuse me, Ms. warrior. 180 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:34,750 I mean, Valkyrie. 181 00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:37,333 Words come hard for a Prince of Asgard like me, 182 00:12:37,417 --> 00:12:39,709 but last night, when I heard you were in town, 183 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,667 my heart soared. 184 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:44,625 Not sword like the shiny blade you carry, mind you, 185 00:12:44,709 --> 00:12:48,417 but soared as in, "Wee, look at me go." 186 00:12:49,041 --> 00:12:50,417 Zounds. 187 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:55,875 Gad, Skurge. 188 00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,667 What evil have you done? 189 00:12:57,750 --> 00:13:00,959 Your school mate hath been frozen solid 190 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,667 courtesy of mine mystic axe. 191 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:07,083 As she made her dinner, vile villain. 192 00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:09,375 A waste of good Asgardian meatballs. 193 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:11,792 Frozen food never tastes fresh when thawed. 194 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:15,375 Hast thou never watched the cooking man shows on the jumping picture box? 195 00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:18,458 Speak not of food, thou blond buffoon. 196 00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:21,000 My heart hungers for the Enchantress, 197 00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:24,500 but we of Asgard Vocational weren't good enough 198 00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:27,166 for you Breidablik students. 199 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,667 For Asgard! Huzzah! 200 00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:35,041 Fool, this be no kind of wonderful. 201 00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:42,500 Yes, I am the Enchantress's fool, 202 00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:45,750 but if I cannot have her, then no one can. 203 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:52,542 Attack a woman while her back is turned and her food is frozen? 204 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:54,333 Have at thee, fiend! 205 00:13:58,709 --> 00:14:00,417 Uh, nummy bear? 206 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,542 Yes, candy pants? 207 00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:06,041 I just wanted you to know that these past few days have been a dream. 208 00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:07,709 I am a new MODOK. 209 00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:11,000 A mental organism designed only for kisses. 210 00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:16,959 Oh, baby, you're just like a fat, swollen tick but even cuter. 211 00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:25,250 What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? 212 00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:27,250 Hold it, MODOK. 213 00:14:30,959 --> 00:14:33,083 -Leave her alone. -Oh, darn. 214 00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:35,291 Ahhh! Ouch! 215 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,542 Drat. 216 00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:41,625 -She's with me. 217 00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:50,667 You leave my sweet, little Modey-Wodey medicine ball alone. 218 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:54,083 Don't you get it? He's my boyfriend. 219 00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:55,917 That's what I've been saying, honey, 220 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,959 but it's like I'm talking to myself. 221 00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:04,709 You'll find Thor more than a match, brute. 222 00:15:04,792 --> 00:15:09,667 If thou seekest a match, compare thyself to meat in a freezer. 223 00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:14,542 It taketh more than ice to stop the mighty Son of Odin. 224 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,125 Be that so? I'll make you, Thor. 225 00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,250 -Says you. -Says I, yes. Have at me. 226 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,333 Have at you. Gesundheit. 227 00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:28,041 Whoa! Gosh, that's warm. 228 00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:29,959 Hot enough for you, runt? 229 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,542 Speweth away all you like, knave. 230 00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:35,792 I useth mine fist. 231 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:50,792 Ahhh! Why, I ought to... 232 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,667 Iron Man has a crush on yellow hair. 233 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:57,333 Iron Man has a crush on yellow hair. 234 00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:58,834 Will you guys can it? 235 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,709 What does he have that I don't? 236 00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:02,667 You're obsessing, brain bucket. 237 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,417 If Ms. Marvel goes over the wall to Doom, 238 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,125 my job gets a lot harder. 239 00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:07,583 Harder than you think. 240 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,125 Hello, Hawkeye. Let me guess. 241 00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:11,208 S.H.I.E.L.D.'s getting involved. 242 00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:14,875 We can only assume Ms. Marvel went evil. We have to take her out. 243 00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:17,583 Yeah, you're right. Wait! I don't want to take her out. 244 00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:19,291 I just don't want MODOK taking her out. 245 00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:21,959 Clean the transistors out of your ears, shellhead. 246 00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:25,125 -Marvel knows all of our secrets. 247 00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:27,959 We can't lose her to Doom, or he gets the fractals, 248 00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:30,625 rebuilds the big sword, and the universe is toast. 249 00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:32,625 We've got to destroy Ms. Marvel. 250 00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:47,667 Enchantress, MODOK is wooing Ms. Marvel to the side of evil. 251 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,041 Your plan is going to work. 252 00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,542 Perhaps for you. 253 00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,208 Look. Come now. 254 00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:54,959 One burly blond is as good as another. 255 00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:58,375 Having a high-ranking S.H.I.E.L.D. official under my control 256 00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,959 will be even better than Thor. 257 00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:04,375 Wrong. You have much to learn about affairs of the heart. 258 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:07,792 Witch, if Doom doesn't know something, 259 00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:10,333 it isn't worth knowing. 260 00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:14,333 MODOK, my best minion. 261 00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:18,083 How goes your brilliant "turn Ms. Marvel evil" plan? 262 00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:21,583 Well, let me tell you, Doom, you metal-mouth throne-squatter. 263 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:22,834 Let me tell you something, see? 264 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,542 I'm checking out of Villainville, see? 265 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,291 And joining the heroes, see? 266 00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:28,291 Of course, I might do a little jail time, 267 00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:30,375 but my gal runs the jail. 268 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,000 Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. 269 00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:35,291 Don't wiggle your eyebrows at Doom. 270 00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:37,166 Back off, Doomy-Doo! 271 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:40,625 Zap me and I'll sic my super girlfriend on you. 272 00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:45,333 -Ciao. -That freak! Oh! 273 00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:48,125 -Wrong. 274 00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:54,917 My prince, all men are my fools save you. 275 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,583 And me. 276 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,667 And Doom. 277 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:02,792 Why can't I get anyone to pay attention to me? 278 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,750 Um, Enchantress? 279 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,959 Get lost. Can't you see I'm pouting? 280 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,000 Warm thyself, Valkyrie. 281 00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:16,834 Let Skurge do his worst. 282 00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:19,291 You have but to axe. 283 00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:24,166 To me, Mjolnir. 'Tis all Thor may stand. 284 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,625 Thor standeth no more. 285 00:18:34,959 --> 00:18:38,041 Ahhh! 286 00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:39,875 Val! 287 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:51,083 Lo... 288 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,917 I be a dunderhead. 289 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Hence vocational school and that haircut. 290 00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:08,083 My mad love for Enchantress almost cost an innocent life. 291 00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:12,667 Worse, thine shenanigans hath ruined mine Asgardian meatballs. 292 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:15,250 Fear not, Miss V. Thor liketh to eat out. 293 00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:18,750 Let us ditch the fool with the tool and find thee some shawarma. 294 00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:25,500 Thor, wouldst thou remove thine helmet? 295 00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,333 Mine wicked cool helmet? 296 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,166 Oh, me thinks I'm in. 297 00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,625 Take thine thug friend home, 298 00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:35,208 repair the damage to the city, 299 00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,500 and never, never return. 300 00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,709 At least not without calling first. 301 00:19:40,792 --> 00:19:43,500 In school, oft I did find thee cute, 302 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,834 you know, for a jock. 303 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:48,125 She touched my hair. 304 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,000 Destroy Ms. Marvel? 305 00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,375 -Doesn't that seem a bit harsh? -Fury's orders. 306 00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,750 Can't we just whack her on the nose with a newspaper? 307 00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:01,709 Energy tip with an ultimate nullifier sheathing, 308 00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:04,917 guaranteed to down anything short of the Thing. 309 00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:08,625 Oh, my great big, disgusting, evil mastermind, 310 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,959 you're so strong. Yes, you are. 311 00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:13,291 Now that you've gone good, we can get married. 312 00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:16,709 -Shall we say Niagara Falls, kitten? -Meow. 313 00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:18,291 Dude, how can I change your mind? 314 00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:21,458 Allow me. This arrow should remove the spell. 315 00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:25,166 Wait a minute. Enchantress. Of course, it's a love spell. 316 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:29,458 -Why didn't I see that before? -I beguiled you. Part of my charm. 317 00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:33,625 Just as Hawkeye will now do my bidding and fire this magic arrow. 318 00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:37,041 For you sugar puss, I'd fire a magic howitzer. 319 00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:38,291 I hate magic. 320 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,458 Well, I suppose it beats the alternative. 321 00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,250 Whoa. Ah! 322 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,959 -Ahhh! 323 00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:49,166 Clumsy human. 324 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:54,792 -I'm fine. -Thank goodness. Give us a smoochie. 325 00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,208 What did you say? 326 00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:59,000 Uh, oh, OK. Hey, whoa, we can take it slow. 327 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,583 Ahhh! 328 00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:02,625 I'll get counseling. 329 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:09,583 -MODOK! 330 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:14,500 You know, Iron Man, the vessel of my heart remains unmanned. 331 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,417 Well, don't burst that vessel, Amora. 332 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,083 Your evil love cooties don't work on every guy. 333 00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,834 -See that? 334 00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:22,709 High-tech cootie protection. 335 00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:25,083 I put it there while you were busy beguiling Hawkeye. 336 00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:28,458 Till we meet again, Iron Man. 337 00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:38,333 Hey, Ms. M, got a second? 338 00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:40,208 There's something inside you need to see. 339 00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:42,458 Tony, don't give me any grief about this. 340 00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:45,709 It's bad enough that witch's spell had me cheating on my boyfriend. 341 00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:46,959 Oh, boyfriend, huh? 342 00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:50,208 He's away on a mission in space. 343 00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:52,917 Mission in space, right. Anyway, don't worry. 344 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,875 The guys know better than to tease a federal agent. Come on. 345 00:21:58,041 --> 00:21:59,875 Yeah, we picked up this surveillance footage 346 00:21:59,959 --> 00:22:01,834 from a place downtown. 347 00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:04,000 How is my little cutesy ootsy, 348 00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:06,709 mushy squishy, fruity booty moo-noo-noo? 349 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:09,834 Me? I'm your little curtsy oosty, squishy wishy, 350 00:22:09,917 --> 00:22:11,667 fruity booty moo-noo-noo? 351 00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:15,750 -Fruity booty. 352 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,917 Ew, is that MODOK's drool in your hair? 353 00:22:27,166 --> 00:22:31,542 Ooh, dang!