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(Dr. Doom) Oh, the cursed superheroes.
(grunting)
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Fools! Doom will prevail!
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Oh! Stalemate.
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Deadlock. Attrition.
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(inhales) Months spent
gathering fractals and still,
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no closer to rebuilding
the Infinity Sword.
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Right, Mommy Doom?
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Why do cheaters never prosper?
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(sobbing)
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(Woman)
My, somebody woke up grouchy.
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Ahhh! Mommy dearest?
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(woman laughs)
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Oh, Enchantress.
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Haven't you Asgardians interfered
enough in my affairs?
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Oh, great. Another one.
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Mint me.
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Ah.
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Thank you, Skurge.
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Go play with the Supervillains.
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I can shift
the balance of power
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between you
and the Superhero Squad.
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Doom will rule.
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Yes, really?
What do you have in mind?
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Sorcery?
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Love.
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Ugh!
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What has love
got to do with me?
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For many years, Doctor, my wicked heart
has burned for Odin's son, Thor.
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I've conjured
an Asgardian Love Lutefisk.
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A portable, powerful spell
to make Thor fall hard
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for the first person he sees.
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Namely me,
Amora, the Enchantress.
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Hmm, I see.
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And then with Thor
under your power,
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you can turn him.
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It's what I do best.
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And when Thor comes
to the side of evil...
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Excellent!
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Without Thor's bite,
the Superhero Squad
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cannot keep me
from the Infinity Fractals!
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-Yes.
-(laughing)
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Yes, yes, but...
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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What do you get out of this?
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(laughs)
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I get Thor.
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(Doom) With that Infinity Sword,
I will rule the universe!
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All right, Squaddies.
Time to Hero Up.
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♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get along
But they're always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk
are fierce ♪
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♪ Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Man
Joins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Silver Surfer by his side ♪
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♪ Thor's hammer
Has thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
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I hate those Squaddies!
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Yes, yes! (laughing)
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Thor? Thor?
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Big, blond, oaf of a hero?
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-(cackles)
-Why?
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Mmm, you should've seen him
in high school.
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(rock music playing)
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Behold my power chord prowess.
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My lead playing hath no equal.
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-(giggles)
-Yeah, we doth rock so hard.
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(giggles) Can I be
in your video?
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Nay, witch. Thou dost
headbang like a girl.
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Now be gone lest thou detract
from my mighty rocking.
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More cowbell! Thus spoke Thor!
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(sobs) To be spurned so
by the very oaf you love.
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Oh, it burns. (sobbing)
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Very well. I'll take
the universe and you get Thor.
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(chuckles) Win-win. (laughs)
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Your nose is dripping, dear.
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(sniffles)
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Amora, my crush object,
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when whilst thou cease
thine endless idolatry
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of that highborn
Thunderer, Thor?
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Soon, Enchantress will be mine.
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For this day, I will be rid
of Thor forever.
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So sayeth Skurge,
the Executioner.
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(alarm blaring)
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(Ms. Marvel)
Iron Man. Come in, Iron Man.
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Need some backup, Ms. Marvel?
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Doom's brought Fin Fang Foom
out from underground,
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and he's taking another run
at the the Great Wall.
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Don't panic. Hulk and the
Surfer are just a minute away.
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(Woman roars)
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Fear not, fellow warrior woman.
Help is on the way.
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(whistles) On second thought,
I better handle her myself.
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"It" myself, the mission.
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See how I stand here
with my arms folded defiantly?
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Odin hath decreed
otherwise, mortal.
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Oh, my son.
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(startled scream) Odin, my father,
what brings thine enormous
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and disturbingly
transparent head to Earth?
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Be not a dufus, child.
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Frigga, your mother,
is concerned.
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Thou must meet a nice
Asgardian girl and soon,
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or even an Olympian girl,
as long as she is mythic.
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Guess again.
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So you say, but know this.
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Valkyrie Brunhilde of Asgard
now lives nearby.
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Brunhilde, you say?
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Yeah, I remember her
from school.
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Mousy little thing, overbite,
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cool chariot, but no subwoofer.
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Hotchie motchie.
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Yon Valkyrie hath...
(coughs) filled out.
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Tell me you shall
call her, Thor.
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You betcha.
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Though she knoweth it not,
the Valkyrie is mine.
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Oh, yeah, that just happened.
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Oh, if that's
how you feel, tough.
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First come, first served.
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No, thou didn't.
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(roars)
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Soon you super pin-heads will be sorry
you ever messed with the Lethal Legion.
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Mr. Abomination,
tear down this wall.
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Yeah. (laughing)
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And just who are you?
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Call me Valkyrie, earthling.
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Come on. Let's rearrange
lizard-breath's ugly face.
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With pleasure, mine ally.
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Hark, yo, and so forth.
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Cranky-pants and Valkyrie,
mind if we join you?
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(whinnies)
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(groans)
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S.H.I.E.L.D. priority arrest,
scuzzbuckets.
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(Iron Man) Looks like another win
for the good guys.
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Welcome to Super Hero City,
Valkyrie.
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I'd love to take you and your pretty pony
out for some dinner.
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Be you Tony Stark,
the Iron Man of legend?
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Nay, I be the Iron Man
with opera tickets.
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I saw they were performing
Ride of the Valkyries tonight,
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and I thought of you,
very hummable, very Wagnerian.
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(sighs)
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Isn't that smooth?
I mean, sweet?
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Oh, your failure to protect
the Infinity Sword
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hath placed the entire cosmos
in grave peril.
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All yours, Thor.
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Now's my chance.
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Thor will fall
hopelessly in love
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with the next person
he sees, me.
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Love Lutefisk away!
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(mumbling) Oh, look. A quarter.
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Ahhh!
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Ooh.
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Ahhh!
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Oh, MODOK.
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Uh, those eye rays are new.
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You must stop. Hey! What the...
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MODOK, I love you!
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That is disturbing.
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Love hath smitten
Miss cranky-pants
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in the most unfavorable way.
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(panting) Wow.
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MODOK, I love you!
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Aw, how cute.
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(groans) Oofta.
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(kissing sounds)
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OK. That's it. I'm struggling.
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It's even better when you help.
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Which eye do I gaze into?
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Uh, all of them.
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Ugh, I have seen many
a gruesome sight in battle,
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yet I may be ill.
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You're letting me go
with just a ticket?
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(laughs) No. I know I have
standing orders to neutralize you,
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but you're just
such a cuddle bug.
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A love ticket.
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-I'm confused.
-Isn't it great?
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Here's my private
S.H.I.E.L.D. frequency.
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Call me on it.
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And MODOK, do not stand up
a federal agent.
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(laughs) I'm just kidding.
Kind of.
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Now give baby
some sweet and sour.
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00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:11,083
Oh, avert thine eyes.
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00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:15,500
Ugh, keep your good guy germs
to yourself.
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Mmm, love you! (giggling)
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Do you all think MODOK
is as dreamy as I do,
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or is he even dreamer?
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00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,458
Isn't life wonderful?
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The only thing stranger
than Ms. M having a crush
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is Ms. M having
a crush on MODOK.
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(retching) That's just twisted.
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Which remindeth me.
(chuckles) Valkyrie?
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Oh, what an Asgardian.
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00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:42,417
Thor must hang out
with yon warrior woman again.
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00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,125
And pronto, Tonto.
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00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,750
Huh, all previous calculations
have been thrown off
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00:10:46,834 --> 00:10:48,917
by Ms. M
and her new romance factor.
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00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,834
(Thor) Uh... (gasps)
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00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:53,417
This data is so disgusting,
the computer won't accept it.
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00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,750
And neither can I.
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00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:05,291
♪ The sun
Is shining brighter ♪
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00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:07,500
♪ Rain clouds blow away ♪
208
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:08,917
♪ It's as though
The whole world ♪
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00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,375
♪ Knows what I want to say ♪
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00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:13,166
♪ You make me feel so happy ♪
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00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:14,959
♪ Turn the gray sky blue ♪
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00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,125
♪ You're the cherry
On my sundae ♪
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00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:19,583
♪ I think you feel it, too ♪
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00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:22,875
(vocalizing)
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00:11:22,959 --> 00:11:25,333
♪ Because love,
Love, love, love ♪
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00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:30,959
♪ Love is a wonderful thing ♪
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00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:33,542
♪ You know, love, love
Love, love ♪
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00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:36,792
♪ Love makes me
Dance and sing ♪
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00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:39,333
♪ It makes me dance and sing ♪
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00:11:39,417 --> 00:11:41,375
♪ I wake up in the morning ♪
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00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:43,291
♪ The first thing that I do ♪
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00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:45,000
♪ Is sing the song of love ♪
223
00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:46,875
♪ About the love
I feel for you ♪
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00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:49,458
♪ Because love, love
Love, love ♪
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00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:54,875
♪ Love is a wonderful thing ♪
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00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:57,458
♪ You know, love
Love, love, love ♪
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00:11:57,542 --> 00:12:00,750
♪ Love makes me
Dance and sing ♪
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00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:03,208
♪ It makes me dance and sing ♪
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00:12:03,291 --> 00:12:07,208
♪ You make me feel so happy
Every time we kiss ♪
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00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,083
♪ Blue birds can't
Stop singing ♪
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00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:10,792
♪ They want to feel
Like this ♪
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00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:13,333
♪ Because love, love
Love, love ♪
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00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:16,375
♪ Love is a wonderful thing ♪
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00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:19,917
♪ You know that love
Is a wonderful thing ♪
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(Thor) If MODOK can get a girl,
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surely Odin's
most handsome son can.
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Mm-hmm. Wow, I wonder
if this is rent controlled.
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00:12:27,709 --> 00:12:29,250
Hello, fair maiden.
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00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:33,083
Uh, excuse me, Ms. warrior.
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I mean, Valkyrie.
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00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:37,333
Words come hard
for a Prince of Asgard like me,
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00:12:37,417 --> 00:12:39,709
but last night, when I heard
you were in town,
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my heart soared.
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00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:44,625
Not sword like the shiny blade
you carry, mind you,
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but soared as in,
"Wee, look at me go."
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Zounds.
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(groans)
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00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:55,875
Gad, Skurge.
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00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,667
What evil have you done?
250
00:12:57,750 --> 00:13:00,959
Your school mate
hath been frozen solid
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00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,667
courtesy of mine mystic axe.
252
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:07,083
As she made her dinner,
vile villain.
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00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:09,375
A waste of good
Asgardian meatballs.
254
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:11,792
Frozen food never tastes
fresh when thawed.
255
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:15,375
Hast thou never watched the cooking man
shows on the jumping picture box?
256
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:18,458
Speak not of food,
thou blond buffoon.
257
00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:21,000
My heart hungers
for the Enchantress,
258
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:24,500
but we of Asgard Vocational
weren't good enough
259
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:27,166
for you Breidablik students.
260
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,667
For Asgard! Huzzah!
261
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:35,041
Fool, this be
no kind of wonderful.
262
00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:42,500
Yes, I am
the Enchantress's fool,
263
00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:45,750
but if I cannot have her,
then no one can.
264
00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:52,542
Attack a woman while her back is turned
and her food is frozen?
265
00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:54,333
Have at thee, fiend!
266
00:13:58,709 --> 00:14:00,417
(MODOK) Uh, nummy bear?
267
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,542
Yes, candy pants?
268
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:06,041
I just wanted you to know that these
past few days have been a dream.
269
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:07,709
I am a new MODOK.
270
00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:11,000
A mental organism designed
only for kisses.
271
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:16,959
Oh, baby, you're just like a fat,
swollen tick but even cuter.
272
00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:25,250
What did I do? What did I do?
What did I do?
273
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:27,250
Hold it, MODOK. (gasps)
274
00:14:30,959 --> 00:14:33,083
-Leave her alone.
-Oh, darn.
275
00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:35,291
Ahhh! Ouch!
276
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,542
Drat.
277
00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:41,625
-(gasps)
-She's with me.
278
00:14:41,709 --> 00:14:43,375
(groans)
279
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:50,667
You leave my sweet, little Modey-Wodey
medicine ball alone.
280
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:54,083
Don't you get it?
He's my boyfriend.
281
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:55,917
(MODOK) That's what I've been
saying, honey,
282
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,959
but it's like
I'm talking to myself.
283
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:04,709
You'll find Thor
more than a match, brute.
284
00:15:04,792 --> 00:15:09,667
If thou seekest a match,
compare thyself to meat in a freezer.
285
00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:14,542
It taketh more than ice to stop
the mighty Son of Odin.
286
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:16,500
(laughs)
287
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,125
Be that so?
I'll make you, Thor.
288
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,250
-Says you.
-Says I, yes. Have at me.
289
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,333
(together)
Have at you. Gesundheit.
290
00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:28,041
Whoa! Gosh, that's warm.
291
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:29,959
Hot enough for you, runt?
292
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,542
Speweth away
all you like, knave.
293
00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:35,792
I useth mine fist.
294
00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:39,875
(screaming)
295
00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:43,458
(grunts and groans)
296
00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:50,792
Ahhh! Why, I ought to...
297
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,667
(Squaddies) Iron Man has a
crush on yellow hair.
298
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:57,333
Iron Man has a crush
on yellow hair.
299
00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:58,834
(Iron Man)
Will you guys can it?
300
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,709
What does he have that I don't?
301
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:02,667
You're obsessing, brain bucket.
302
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,417
If Ms. Marvel goes
over the wall to Doom,
303
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,125
my job gets a lot harder.
304
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:07,583
(Hawkeye)
Harder than you think.
305
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,125
Hello, Hawkeye. Let me guess.
306
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:11,208
S.H.I.E.L.D.'s
getting involved.
307
00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:14,875
We can only assume Ms. Marvel went evil.
We have to take her out.
308
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:17,583
Yeah, you're right. Wait!
I don't want to take her out.
309
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:19,291
I just don't want
MODOK taking her out.
310
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:21,959
Clean the transistors
out of your ears, shellhead.
311
00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:25,125
-(Hulk chuckling)
-Marvel knows all of our secrets.
312
00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:27,959
We can't lose her to Doom,
or he gets the fractals,
313
00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:30,625
rebuilds the big sword,
and the universe is toast.
314
00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:32,625
We've got to destroy
Ms. Marvel.
315
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,583
(Modok laughing)
316
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:47,667
Enchantress, MODOK is wooing
Ms. Marvel to the side of evil.
317
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,041
Your plan is going to work.
318
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,542
Perhaps for you.
319
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,208
Look. Come now.
320
00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:54,959
One burly blond
is as good as another.
321
00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:58,375
Having a high-ranking
S.H.I.E.L.D. official under my control
322
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,959
will be even better than Thor.
323
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:04,375
Wrong. You have much to learn
about affairs of the heart.
324
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:07,792
Witch, if Doom doesn't
know something,
325
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:10,333
it isn't worth knowing.
326
00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:14,333
(laughing)
MODOK, my best minion.
327
00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:18,083
How goes your brilliant
"turn Ms. Marvel evil" plan?
328
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:21,583
Well, let me tell you, Doom,
you metal-mouth throne-squatter.
329
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:22,834
Let me tell you something, see?
330
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,542
I'm checking out
of Villainville, see?
331
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,291
And joining the heroes, see?
332
00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:28,291
Of course, I might do
a little jail time,
333
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:30,375
but my gal runs the jail.
334
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,000
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
335
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:35,291
Don't wiggle your eyebrows
at Doom.
336
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:37,166
Back off, Doomy-Doo!
337
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:40,625
Zap me and I'll sic
my super girlfriend on you.
338
00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:45,333
-Ciao.
-That freak! Oh! (grumbling)
339
00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:48,125
-Wrong.
-(grunts)
340
00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:54,917
(sighs) My prince,
all men are my fools save you.
341
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,583
And me.
342
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,667
And Doom.
343
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:02,792
Why can't I get anyone
to pay attention to me?
344
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,750
Um, Enchantress?
345
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,959
Get lost.
Can't you see I'm pouting?
346
00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:09,834
(sobbing)
347
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,000
Warm thyself, Valkyrie.
348
00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:16,834
Let Skurge do his worst.
349
00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:19,291
You have but to axe.
350
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:24,166
To me, Mjolnir.
'Tis all Thor may stand.
351
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,625
Thor standeth no more.
352
00:18:34,959 --> 00:18:38,041
Ahhh!
353
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:39,875
Val!
354
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:49,417
(groaning)
355
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:51,083
Lo...
356
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,709
(groans)
357
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,917
I be a dunderhead.
358
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Hence vocational school
and that haircut.
359
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:08,083
My mad love for Enchantress
almost cost an innocent life.
360
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:12,667
Worse, thine shenanigans
hath ruined mine Asgardian meatballs.
361
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:15,250
Fear not, Miss V.
Thor liketh to eat out.
362
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:18,750
Let us ditch the fool with the tool
and find thee some shawarma.
363
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:25,500
Thor, wouldst thou
remove thine helmet?
364
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,333
Mine wicked cool helmet?
365
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,166
Oh, me thinks I'm in.
366
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,625
Take thine thug friend home,
367
00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:35,208
repair the damage to the city,
368
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,500
and never, never return.
369
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,709
At least not
without calling first.
370
00:19:40,792 --> 00:19:43,500
In school, oft I did
find thee cute,
371
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,834
you know, for a jock.
372
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:48,125
She touched my hair.
373
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,000
Destroy Ms. Marvel?
374
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,375
-Doesn't that seem a bit harsh?
-Fury's orders.
375
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,750
Can't we just whack her
on the nose with a newspaper?
376
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:01,709
Energy tip with an ultimate
nullifier sheathing,
377
00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:04,917
guaranteed to down anything
short of the Thing.
378
00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:08,625
Oh, my great big, disgusting,
evil mastermind,
379
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,959
you're so strong.
Yes, you are.
380
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:13,291
Now that you've gone good,
we can get married.
381
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:16,709
-Shall we say Niagara Falls, kitten?
-Meow.
382
00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:18,291
Dude, how can I change
your mind?
383
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:21,458
Allow me. This arrow should
remove the spell.
384
00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:25,166
Wait a minute. Enchantress.
Of course, it's a love spell.
385
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:29,458
-Why didn't I see that before?
-I beguiled you. Part of my charm.
386
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:33,625
Just as Hawkeye will now do
my bidding and fire this magic arrow.
387
00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:37,041
For you sugar puss,
I'd fire a magic howitzer.
388
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:38,291
I hate magic.
389
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,458
Well, I suppose it beats
the alternative.
390
00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,250
Whoa. Ah!
391
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,959
-(gasps and groans)
-Ahhh!
392
00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:49,166
(laughing) Clumsy human.
393
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:54,792
-I'm fine.
-Thank goodness. Give us a smoochie.
394
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,208
What did you say?
395
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:59,000
Uh, oh, OK. Hey, whoa,
we can take it slow.
396
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,583
Ahhh!
397
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:02,625
(MODOK) I'll get counseling.
398
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:09,583
-(Doom) MODOK!
-(cat screeches)
399
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:14,500
You know, Iron Man, the vessel
of my heart remains unmanned.
400
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,417
Well, don't burst
that vessel, Amora.
401
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,083
Your evil love cooties
don't work on every guy.
402
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,834
-(snarls)
-See that?
403
00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:22,709
High-tech cootie protection.
404
00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:25,083
I put it there while you were
busy beguiling Hawkeye.
405
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:28,458
(growls) Till we meet again,
Iron Man.
406
00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:38,333
Hey, Ms. M, got a second?
407
00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:40,208
There's something inside
you need to see.
408
00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:42,458
Tony, don't give me
any grief about this.
409
00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:45,709
It's bad enough that witch's spell had me
cheating on my boyfriend.
410
00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:46,959
Oh, boyfriend, huh?
411
00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:50,208
He's away on a mission
in space.
412
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:52,917
Mission in space, right.
Anyway, don't worry.
413
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,875
The guys know better than
to tease a federal agent. Come on.
414
00:21:58,041 --> 00:21:59,875
Yeah, we picked up
this surveillance footage
415
00:21:59,959 --> 00:22:01,834
from a place downtown.
416
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:04,000
How is my little cutesy ootsy,
417
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:06,709
mushy squishy, fruity booty
moo-noo-noo?
418
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:09,834
(MODOK) Me? I'm your little
curtsy oosty, squishy wishy,
419
00:22:09,917 --> 00:22:11,667
fruity booty moo-noo-noo?
420
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:15,750
-(all laughing)
-Fruity booty.
421
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,917
Ew, is that MODOK's drool
in your hair?
422
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,500
(Ms. Marvel growls)
423
00:22:27,166 --> 00:22:31,542
(Ms. Marvel groans) Ooh, dang!