During my expedition, I discovered a hidden land
filled with prehistoric flora and fauna,
including several species of dinosaur and man-apes.
Do you have any photographic evidence?
Photos? No.
I've brought a specimen.
From today, at the Museum of Natural History.
Oh, think of it...
A live saber-toothed tiger,
from the strange Savage Land.
Oh, that would make the perfect pet for me.
If Sabretooth gets a pet sabretooth,
Toad should get a pet toad.
And I, Batroc, want a pet bat and a pet rock.
Silence.
The creature is being kept for study
at the Super Hero City Zoo.
Live study.
The sissies.
-Look.
It's wearing a collar.
You're out of luck, Sabretooth.
That tiger is already someone's pet.
Well, well, well. Good eye, Toad.
And if you look closely,
you will see a star quartz around the beast's neck.
Ancient alchemists believe
it has the power to bind metals without heat.
Don't you people read?
You mean online or, like, books?
I mean the star quartz could reassemble
the Infinity Sword.
While I pore through an ancient tome or two,
I want you to retrieve the medallion.
Can I keep the cat?
If you take care of it.
My Latverian drapes are not scratching posts.
Zabu...
Ka-Zar, Lord of the Savage Land, will free you.
And the ones who took you will pay.
With that Infinity Sword, I will rule the universe.
All right, Squaddies! Time to Hero Up!
I hate those Squaddies!
Fear not, Zabu.
Ka-Zar will free you from that strange cage.
Uhh!
Uh!
Ugh!
What magic is this?
An invisible wall?
No barrier shall prevent Ka-Zar from rescuing his trusted companion.
-Aah!
Zabu! More magic.
Even this stampede of strange beasts
will not keep Ka-Zar from you, Zabu.
Clever.
Those sentries use these sleeping animals
to hide their presence.
Ka-Zar will simply use
the same tactic to sneak past them.
-Aah!
Now the beast moves to eat this helpless woman.
You stop this! You can't do this to me.
-I'm gonna get you. Oh! -Ka-Zar will free you.
Your struggles have made the creature angry.
Quickly, get away. Ha-ha!
Ah!
-I'd be mad, too,
if I forgot to dress before going out,
but that's no reason to take it out on the nice lady.
Aah! Oh, Falcon. Oh, thank goodness you're here.
You. Bird who speaks like man.
Where have you taken Zabu?
Why angry monkey man wear fuzzy diaper?
Fuzzy diaper.
Hulk so clever. Yeah.
I don't know what a Zabu is,
but the diaper we can change at the police sta... Aah!
Bad monkey!
He pinned Wolverine.
Squaddies, Hero Up!
Look how far he got in ten seconds.
Now, that's a speed factor.
Hulk don't understand.
This way. Follow me. We'll cut him off.
Oh, fuzzy diaper!
Hulk crack Hulk up.
I've heard of the urban jungle before, but this is crazy.
Iron Man, I got your secret text message.
Is this the fleeing suspect you would like me to intercept?
Nice secrecy, Surfer. I was kind of hoping to surprise him.
Hey!
Huzzah!
Fear not! Mighty Thor hath been texted to action.
No room to open my wings!
I'll save you, fine feathered friend.
Forget about us, bub?
Tyrannosaurus head!
At last,
an enemy known to Ka-Zar.
Hey, ow, ow! Knock it off!
Hulk knock it off.
-Oh! -Actually, I meant...
-Thanks. -Why?
Surrender, my friend. You are outnumbered.
Do you think Ka-Zar is foolish enough
to have come to your world alone?
Oh, watch it.
Pterodactyl wings!
-Whoa!
Apparently, Polly want a Reptil.
Perhaps we should let Ka-Zar explain himself.
Nice monster.
Now, now, don't get your loin cloth in a twist.
We can always beat each other up later.
Let's talk it out.
I am Ka-Zar, Lord of the Savage Land.
Strangers took my friend, Zabu, and brought him here.
Ka-Zar will not return home without him.
Why didn't you say so? We'll help you.
-Got a picture of your little friend? -Where would he keep it?
Oh, oh, I know! Kitty!
Now, do a bunny.
Ah, that's the saber-tooth from the zoo.
It figures you're with him.
Oh, ho-ho! Nice rooster.
Take him back to the Helicarrier and watch him.
-Yay! Hulk get to play with rooster!
And you two watch Hulk, okay?
I don't need that thing getting out and starting a panic.
This job calls for speed, stealth and a whole lot of animal factor.
Falcon, Wolvie and Reptil, you're with me.
We've got a saber-tooth tiger to rescue.
Your tracking abilities are impressive.
Ka-Zar saw no trail leading to this place.
What signs led you here?
That sign, vine bender.
There he is.
Again Ka-Zar is tormented by these crafty boxes
which go empty at his touch.
Come on, that box isn't even high-def.
Ooh!
You break it, you bought it.
We'll take you to your friend now.
Zabu! Where are you?
And I thought Wolverine was high-strung.
I heard that, bird brain.
What happened?
-Did the tiger do this? -I'm all right, hero.
They jumped us and took the tiger.
Ahh! Thanks a lot, jungle boy.
You just blew out my audio receptors.
-Before you make the whole city deaf,
take a deep breath, like this.
Phew!
Attaboy! Good man-monkey.
Uh-huh!
We're up against Batroc the Leaper,
Thunderball...
Ugh! Toad and Sabretooth.
You called Zabu sabretooth. What is sabretooth?
I'm guessing the irony escapes you.
Nothing escapes Ka-Zar.
Come.
Ha! This is about as exciting as watching old people take nose drops.
I heard that, bird brain.
Okay, hotshot. How would you find a cat in this city?
Tell me, please.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Whiskers.
Mon Dieu! Nice kitty.
Ha-ha! Come here, kitty.
-Ha-ha!
Nice kitty. Come here, kitty.
- Zut alors!
Not again!
This sort of thing would never happen with a pet toad.
Hey, does this toad you want have a star quartz on its collar?
Uh, maybe?
Arrr! Quit your belly-aching!
My cat is getting away.
Your cat?
Aah!
Don't waste your time.
That ball of yours isn't going to get through my armor.
My bad.
I'm okay. Ha-ha!
Adamantium skeleton.
Batroc, get these heroes off my tail and leave the cat to me.
En garde!
Cursed metal branches.
Ohh!
Velociraptor legs!
Now we are brothers.
Great! Now you can do my chores.
Just don't ask to borrow my allowance.
Not again!
I got you.
What part of "magnetic repulsion" don't you understand?
Hold still.
Whoa!
Ooh!
Whoa!
My bad again.
Just 'cause I can heal, don't mean it don't hurt!
Not so fast, Iron Man!
Get off of me!
Uh!
I think I'll name you Fluffy.
-Ugh!
Ah!
Oh, my eyes!
Confound this place. I cannot see! Oh! Oh!
Uhh!
There you are, Zabu.
Let us return to the Savage Land.
Yes. Good boy.
Ah! Good kitty, good kitty.
Nice job, Ka-Zar.
You didn't even have to catch him by his tail.
Ooh, ow!
Come on, Reptil. Help me gather up these crooks.
All right. Then, let's go watch Wolverine heal.
Ka-Zar thanks you all for your help.
No problem.
Hey, that's not a fractal, but what is it?
I've never seen anything like it.
The star quartz.
It melts and binds any material,
but only in the presence of vibranium.
Is that a problem?
Vibranium is scarcer than soap at the Mole Man's house.
In the Savage Land, there is much vibranium.
I bet that star quartz is what Doom is really after.
He could use something like that to weld
the fractals back into the Infinity Sword.
He could.
And he will.
Morons!
Yes!
Hello, Captain America?
Whoa! What's going on here?
Cap, we need you and that shield of yours
to take a little ride on a giant Pteranodon.
Sir, yes, sir. No jibber jabber, sir.
Hup, hup, hup.
Jim Dandy.
Ah, did you say the Savage Land?
So many memories.
I was there during the war. That's where shield comes from.
It's made of pure vibranium, you know.
Yeah, that's the idea.
Ah, man, the Savage Land. What memories!
Probably wouldn't know the place anymore.
Is the Red Skull's secret Hofbrau still there?
Mm, what schnitzel.
We cannot let Doom get back to Villainville.
Not this time, heroes.
Doom's day has finally come!
Cower, foul villain! The star quartz belongeth
to Thor's ally with the funny pants.
Thou escapest not.
Huh, huh. Hulk stop Doom.
Fools! Ha!
Doom will destroy you all.
Fall back and let this shield blow freedom over the land,
like the gusty wind that follows
a Fourth of July weenie with extra onion.
Yankee doodle dandy.
Ah, what is this?
My armored helicopter is melting!
What a world! What a world!
Let's Yankee our doodles out of here.
Whoa!
Your vibranium shield! Of course.
Proof the star quartz works.
I can't let you stop me now.
What's this? No!
The star quartz affects all metals, Doom.
Give it here, or the world will know what kind of underpants a despot wears.
Hah! I'm wearing a metal thong.
Blast it!
No, no, don't look. Just kidding! Just kidding!
Take it! Nuts!
MODOK, MODOK, emergency extraction!
Code Doom, code Doom!
Ha-ha! That's how we do it in the good old U.S. of A., mister.
Oops.
Uh, did I mention that I've been to both London and France during the war?
Stop looking at me.
Where is Zabu?
He, uh, he won't come down.
Ah, Zabu is a marvel at climbing up... but not down.
I have the perfect thing for stubborn cats...
The Stark-a-Tronic 4600.
Uh, you're not going to...
Don't be ridiculous. Tuna fish.
What the heck?
Maybe we should hold on to that star quartz for safe-keeping.
Hmm, Ka-Zar thinks not.
Well, consider this, Ka-Zar.
If the star quartz wasn't interacting
with all that vibranium in the Savage Land,
you could have all sorts of metal stuff,
like a jungle-jungle gym. Wouldn't that be fun?
Hmm. Metal.
Hey, Wolvie. Crush that can for me, will you?
Yeah, sure.
You know, you really should start wearing shoes, kid.
Okay, how about a swap?
Quartz for metal.
Ka-Zar may be ignorant of the ways of your civilization,
but he is no fool.
What else will you trade?
A fair deal.
All right, see you.
He can have my shorts, guys.
There's no way I'm wearing this.
Yeah, perfect. Let's wrap this up.