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Who dares disturb Doom?

2
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Disturb? Never!

3
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Entertain is what I,
the Ringmaster, do,

4
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oh great Doom.

5
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I seek only to...

6
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Oh! Is that a snuggly-wuggly?

7
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Oh, yes. A bankie, but with sleeves.

8
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Truly, an Afghan worthy
of my evil genius.

9
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My armor is powerful, yes.

10
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But cozy? No, not cozy at all.

11
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What do you want?

12
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Only to serve,
oh, potentate in polar fleece.

13
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You have been
going about your search

14
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for the powerful fractals all wrong.

15
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Doom, wrong?

16
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By wrong, I mean brilliantly right.

17
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However, I have a new method
of doing it right.

18
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I liberated this divining rod

19
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from one of my sideshow
fortune tellers.

20
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It is magically enchanted
to jerk when it points at a fractal.

21
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It does what?

22
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I just told you... Jerk.

23
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That didn't come out right at all.

24
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No, so why don't you
put it back in?

25
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<i>I couldn't believe</i>
<i>my eyes when I read your file.</i>

26
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<i>Wolverine, surely you know</i>
<i>the importance of a good education.</i>

27
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Hey, I got an education, Cap.

28
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Just no diploma.

29
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A little thing called
the Shi'ar alien invasion

30
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came along before
graduation day.

31
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Kind of shredded the cap and gown.

32
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What? Clothes?

33
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Reptil's laundry.

34
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Kid's not great about doing his chores.

35
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Why, that's un-American. Oh!

36
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Well, at least he goes
to school, Mr. Dropout.

37
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S.H.I.E.L.D. requires
all of you Squaddies to have a diploma.

38
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Do you know what that means?

39
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Oh, Cap, please don't say it.

40
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Please.

41
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Wolverine, you're going
back to school.

42
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No!

43
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Seriously, I'd rather get invaded.

44
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No!

45
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<i>With that Infinity Sword,</i>
<i>I will rule the universe.</i>

46
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<i>All right, Squaddies!</i>
<i>Time to Hero Up!</i>

47
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I hate those Squaddies.

48
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Reptil!

49
00:04:04,709 --> 00:04:07,875
I have had it up
to my anodized neck with you.

50
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Why are there dirty dishes
in your quarters?

51
00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:13,542
But Iron Man, you told me
not to leave them in the sink.

52
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We clean as we go,
little slobasaurus.

53
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Huh? I never see Hulk cleaning.

54
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Ha.

55
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Oopsie.

56
00:04:32,125 --> 00:04:34,875
Well, not since
we lost deck five, no.

57
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We all do stuff
we don't want to, kid.

58
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Don't believe me?
Just watch me go back to school.

59
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-Hey, what are you doing in there?
-You invited me.

60
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-Please, can I come to school? Please?
-No.

61
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-Please?
-No.

62
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-Please?
-No.

63
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Oh! I want to meet the X-Men.

64
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They're, like,
my all-time favorite heroes!

65
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No. The last thing I need
is to baby-sit a bed wetter

66
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while I'm getting my mind remolded.

67
00:05:01,792 --> 00:05:02,917
Oh, let him go.

68
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Maybe a semester with Professor X
will pound some discipline into him.

69
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Ugh. Ow.

70
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Don't get so excited.
This ain't no country club.

71
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-<i>Are those tennis courts?</i>
-<i>Yeah.</i>

72
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So, my frisky fractal finder,

73
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this school is where
we shall find our prize, eh?

74
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Well, if we want
to get in good with Doom,

75
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we must conduct
our search unnoticed.

76
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Fortunately, the Ringmaster
is also a master of disguise.

77
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Welcome to the Xavier School
for Gifted Children.

78
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I know. The X-Men
are the most gifted super-team ever.

79
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Class, I'd like you to give

80
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an extra-special Xavier School welcome

81
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to our old alumnus Wolverine,

82
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and his guest, Reptil.

83
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The X-Men! I'm your biggest fan.

84
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I can't believe I'm finally meeting you.

85
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Hey, Storm,

86
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you didn't tell me
you were still in school.

87
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I shouldn't be, but evidently,

88
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not all of my overseas
credits transferred.

89
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Hey, Reptil. Darn glad to meet you.

90
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You must be Jean Grey, head cheerleader.

91
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-You wish.

92
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I'm the only cheerleader.

93
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Watch the nails.

94
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This is Iceman, alleged class clown.

95
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She sure gave you the cold shoulder.

96
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Get it? Too fast for you?

97
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I am being exchange student, Colossus.

98
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Football am enjoying me,
very, very much. Good times.

99
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People, people!

100
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I know you think that running

101
00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:04,083
and jumping and fighting
villains and monsters

102
00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:05,750
is really cool,

103
00:07:05,834 --> 00:07:10,208
but it can't hold a candle
to the exciting world of civics.

104
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Between you and me,
even old Doomie himself

105
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couldn't come up
with a better torture.

106
00:07:16,917 --> 00:07:18,208
Sorry, Prof.

107
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Oh, my clever disguise
as a harmless old lunch lady is perfect.

108
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Ah! And my divine divining rod
tells me a fractal is nearby.

109
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Oh, what a nice-looking bunch.

110
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That desk!

111
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There must be a fractal inside.

112
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Now, to get one
of these weird-looking students

113
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to do my dirty work.

114
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Look into my hat.

115
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You are getting sleepy,

116
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sleepier than you normally are
in civics class.

117
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Hey, that's a cool...

118
00:08:02,709 --> 00:08:06,125
Good. Now, you will obey me.

119
00:08:06,208 --> 00:08:09,875
Find some subtle way
of searching your teacher's desk.

120
00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:16,375
Well, I suppose to a boy
in a blue spandex unitard, that is subtle.

121
00:08:17,083 --> 00:08:19,125
Who did that?

122
00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:21,792
You know better than to think
the X-Men would ever rat on...

123
00:08:21,875 --> 00:08:24,000
He did it! It was him! Totally guilty!

124
00:08:24,083 --> 00:08:27,250
Really? Cyke's what you call
a paragon of virtue.

125
00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:31,250
Indeed. He would never consider
pulling a childish prank like that.

126
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Ah, read his mind.
Go ahead, read his mind.

127
00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:39,750
Hello in there.

128
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He has no memory of that act,

129
00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:44,834
or anything.

130
00:08:44,917 --> 00:08:46,834
Ha, mutant teenagers.

131
00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:48,625
Look, he's an X-Man,

132
00:08:48,709 --> 00:08:51,417
and I may not be worthy
to clean the stuff out of his toenails,

133
00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,083
but I saw what I saw.

134
00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:56,667
Perhaps my rod
was wrong this time,

135
00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:59,458
but that fractal is here,
and I'm going to find it,

136
00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:04,750
even if I have to reduce
this entire school to rubble.

137
00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:11,667
I don't believe it.

138
00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:13,625
The X-Men, decorating
for homecoming?

139
00:09:13,709 --> 00:09:15,750
Not exactly what I'd call hero work.

140
00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:22,417
School spirit is super-important work.

141
00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:26,166
These streamers aren't going
to hang themselves.

142
00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:29,291
Snikt, snikt, snip.

143
00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:31,166
You got to make an effort, Scaly.

144
00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:33,542
That's what makes me
the best there is at what I do. Whoa!

145
00:09:35,166 --> 00:09:36,333
Hi, there.

146
00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:44,875
What? In that locker?

147
00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,709
All right, we'll try it your way.

148
00:09:49,625 --> 00:09:52,333
Hey, pom-pom princess.

149
00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:54,959
Over here.

150
00:09:58,542 --> 00:10:03,291
Boing. I am totally hypnotized.

151
00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:06,792
Now, ransack these lockers,
and be quick about it.

152
00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:08,458
Oh, okay.

153
00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:11,000
But first, we need the perfect cheer.

154
00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:44,834
Whoa!

155
00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:55,792
I don't want to die
for an extracurricular!

156
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,583
My adamantium kisser!

157
00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:02,750
-There goes on my head!

158
00:11:03,959 --> 00:11:05,291
Pterodactyl wings!

159
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,250
This will slow things down.

160
00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:10,041
Gotcha.

161
00:11:12,792 --> 00:11:15,000
American tornado drill?

162
00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:16,333
Very good!

163
00:11:16,417 --> 00:11:18,500
Where is it? Where is it?

164
00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:21,208
Nothing but candy wrappers
and teen magazines.

165
00:11:21,875 --> 00:11:23,750
Would you knock it off, pom-poms?

166
00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:27,417
Another bizarre attack.

167
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,083
Who could be behind this?

168
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:31,500
Cheerleader. She did it. Right there.

169
00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:35,375
-Inconceivable.

170
00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:38,083
Jean is our squeaky-clean
pep rally princess,

171
00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:39,583
incapable of mischief.

172
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:42,375
-Just look at her.

173
00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:45,709
Huh? Wolverine, you've got
to believe me.

174
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:46,792
Something weird is going on.

175
00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:50,834
Kid, I've known the X-Men
since you were in little dino diapers.

176
00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:53,166
Who should I believe?
Them or you?

177
00:11:54,417 --> 00:12:00,375
You fractal-blocked me
one too many times, meddlesaurus.

178
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,333
Professor Hair Club.

179
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,834
You're getting sleepy,

180
00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:09,375
and that chair is getting so comfy.

181
00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:13,166
I obey, evil master.

182
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:17,166
You, principal's office. Now.

183
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:18,375
What for?

184
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:20,750
For questioning my arbitrary edict,

185
00:12:20,834 --> 00:12:23,417
I'm sending you
to the principal's office.

186
00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:27,083
Can't wait to tell the principal
what's going down around here.

187
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:29,750
-Who is the principal, anyway?
-I am.

188
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:31,709
Uh!

189
00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:34,667
<i>I see.</i>

190
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:38,667
And these spinning spiral eyes
of the perpetrators,

191
00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:40,417
what do they look like?

192
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,709
Well, Professor, they look...

193
00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:44,542
Uh, they look...

194
00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:47,875
Just like that.

195
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,417
Huh! Uh-oh.

196
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:53,959
The Danger Room?

197
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,583
Also the detention room.

198
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,000
Your punishment is to scrub the walls
until they shine like...

199
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,709
Like the top of your head?

200
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:06,458
You'll regret that remark.

201
00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:07,750
But not for long.

202
00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:10,917
Ah!

203
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,667
Oh, what are you waiting for?

204
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:19,333
Take off the safety protocols
and activate the room.

205
00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:20,917
He does such a good job.

206
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,166
Uh! Fine, I'll do it myself.

207
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:26,625
And I'm setting it for puree.

208
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:32,792
-Hey, I was cleaning that.

209
00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,417
Triceratops shield!

210
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,250
Ow, ow, ow!

211
00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,250
<i>Ay, ay, ay,</i> this is bad.

212
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,959
Ow, ow, ow!

213
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,333
Oh, come on!

214
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,291
Whoa!

215
00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:21,959
Whoa!

216
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,750
Holy <i>guacamole.</i>

217
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:32,000
Ah!

218
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,417
Triceratops horn.

219
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:40,875
Worst detention ever!

220
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:45,667
Looks like this time,
I'm not going to be saved by...

221
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:51,291
The bell?

222
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:03,000
The Danger Room is also the cafeteria.

223
00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:05,834
And the gym,
and the glee club practice room.

224
00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:08,834
Oh, well, that explains the dorky smell.

225
00:15:08,917 --> 00:15:11,583
But this room just tried to turn me
into a dinosaur smoothie.

226
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:15,000
I think your old pals
are being taken over, one by one.

227
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,500
This again?

228
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,291
Like I told you, squirt,
the X-Men are my peeps.

229
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:20,792
Them, I trust.

230
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,208
Sorry, but I got to jet.

231
00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:23,417
Huh?

232
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:27,000
What? Only underclassmen
geeks eat on campus.

233
00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:29,208
I'm a senior, <i>señor.</i>

234
00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:30,500
Oh!

235
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:35,041
There you go...

236
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:38,667
I mean, there you go, dearie.

237
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,417
I'm telling you, guys,
something weird is going on.

238
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,834
First, Cyke was taken over,

239
00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:46,959
then Jean, then Professor X.
That's three!

240
00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:49,792
<i>Oh, Odin, dva...</i>

241
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:52,375
Uh, you're right!
What should we do?

242
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:56,041
Thank goodness.
Finally, someone sees reason.

243
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:58,625
Okay, we need to attack
this problem calmly,

244
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,417
and not let anything distract us.

245
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:10,709
Potatoes. I hate potatoes on my head!

246
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:17,083
Whoa, Colossus, Colossus, stay calm!
We need to think.

247
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:21,417
Calm, <i>da.</i> I am staying calm.

248
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,667
Get ready for meatball special, frosty!

249
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,542
Food fight!

250
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:36,959
No, no, no, guys!

251
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,041
No food fight! Not now!

252
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,083
Zephyr winds, take these cheese fries!

253
00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:49,500
Here come
the four basic food groups!

254
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:50,875
Whoa!

255
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:53,625
That's got to hurt!

256
00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:57,500
Oh, how my villainous heart
rejoices at the sight

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of food being wasted!

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Oh, you again.

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It's in here now, is it?

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You're such a tease.

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Oh, well. What have I got to lose?

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This looks like a class project.

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Hey, kids. Naptime.

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We obey.

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Hey, I just cleaned that.

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Ha, the lunch lady.

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I should have known
when she gave me seconds on tater tots.

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Uh... Mommy.

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Nice try, Jurassic boy,

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but you forgot to bus your tray.

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-Get him!
-Whoa!

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Ah! Okay, worst lunch period ever!

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I got to go find help.

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What's the hurry, kid?

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Wolverine, the lunch lady
is a dude from the circus,

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and he's taken over everybody's mind.

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You've got to believe me now.

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Oh, but I do believe it.

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Bub.

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Wolverine, not you, too.

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Oh, no. I'm caught between
a jock and a hard case.

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Stegosaurus plates.

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Sorry, dino boy.
The ice age is upon you.

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Get him!

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Oh! Whoa!

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Hey!

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Ankylosaurus tail!

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Not Thor's hammer,
but it'll do in a pinch.

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Oh, well, it was worth a try.

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Ornithomimid legs!

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Uh, what you think
you do with those, <i>boychik?</i>

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These babies let me run away!

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Ah!

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Up to my neck
in cleaning supplies, again.

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Hey, that's it!

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All right, Reptil, time to Hero up.

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Where are you,
my little Mesozoic meddler?

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Free tickets to the circus
for whoever finds him!

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Ha, don't bother, X-Men!

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Ringmaster's circus
is the lamest show on Earth.

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You only hypnotize people
to keep them from walking out.

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What? You dare...
...me?

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No one...
...the Ringmaster!

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It is I who... ...them!

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<i>Avante!</i>

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Wrong turn, boy.

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You're trapped like a prehistoric rat.

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You'd better destroy me,

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because you sure as heck
couldn't hypnotize me with that hat.

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I could totally hypnotize you.

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It's what I do best.

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Yeah, right. I'd love to see you try.

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And so you shall.

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-Psych!
-Oh, dang.

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Now, you are in my power.

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Yes.

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You no longer control the X-Men.

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No.

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You will cluck like a chicken.

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Plymouth Rock or Rhode Island Red?

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-Ah, villain's choice.
-Thank you.

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00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:58,125
Well, Ringmaster, looks like
you're going to make a great jailbird.

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You get it?
'Cause the jailbird and the...

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X-Men, laugh like I just said
something really funny.

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So, look to this day, graduates.

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00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:21,041
Prof, there's only us.
Let's wrap this up.

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Ah, right. Back to class, everybody.

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00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:28,375
Well, junior,
what did you think of Xavier's?

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I actually learned something.

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Like how if you hadn't done
a bang-up job polishing those walls,

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you'd be a dino burger right now?

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00:21:41,041 --> 00:21:42,083
Ha, ha, ha.

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I learned that I can hold my own
against a whole mess of X-Men.

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Not too shabby.

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00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:47,583
And also what a bicameral legislature is.

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Well, I learned something, too.

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Great as your old friends are,

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you still got to listen to the new ones.

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00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:56,166
Oh, and cafeteria food
still tastes nasty.

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00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,166
Poor Ringmaster.
What a doof, thinking that dumb stick

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would actually point out a fractal.

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00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:13,667
<i>Good work, Reptil.</i>

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This kitchen is immaculate.

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The windows are spotless.

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00:22:17,291 --> 00:22:19,709
The toilets sparkle
like General Eisenhower's head.

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Well, it's like I always say,

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any job worth doing
is worth doing well.

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00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:24,542
Don't I say that?

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Yes, master.