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(snoring)
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(snoring)
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(clangs)
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(clangs)
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Who dares disturb Doom?
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(Ringmaster) Disturb? Never!
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Entertain is what I,
the Ringmaster, do,
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oh great Doom.
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I seek only to...
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Oh! Is that a snuggly-wuggly?
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Oh, yes. A bankie, but with sleeves.
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Truly, an Afghan worthy
of my evil genius.
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My armor is powerful, yes. (chuckles)
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But cozy? No, not cozy at all.
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What do you want?
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Only to serve,
oh, potentate in polar fleece.
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You have been
going about your search
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for the powerful fractals all wrong.
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Doom, wrong?
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By wrong, I mean brilliantly right.
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However, I have a new method
of doing it right.
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I liberated this divining rod
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from one of my sideshow
fortune tellers.
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It is magically enchanted
to jerk when it points at a fractal.
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It does what?
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I just told you... Jerk.
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(growls)
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That didn't come out right at all.
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No, so why don't you
put it back in?
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-(lasers blast)
-(Ringmaster wails)
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(Captain America) I couldn't believe
my eyes when I read your file.
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Wolverine, surely you know
the importance of a good education.
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Hey, I got an education, Cap.
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Just no diploma.
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A little thing called
the Shi'ar alien invasion
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came along before
graduation day.
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Kind of shredded the cap and gown.
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(grunts)
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What? Clothes?
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Reptil's laundry.
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Kid's not great about doing his chores.
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Why, that's un-American. Oh!
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Well, at least he goes
to school, Mr. Dropout.
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S.H.I.E.L.D. requires
all of you Squaddies to have a diploma.
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Do you know what that means?
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Oh, Cap, please don't say it.
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Please.
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Wolverine, you're going
(in slow motion) back to school.
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No!
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(echoes)
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Seriously, I'd rather get invaded.
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No! (echoes)
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(Doom) With that Infinity Sword,
I will rule the universe.
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All right, Squaddies!
Time to Hero Up!
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♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get along ♪
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♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce ♪
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♪ Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Silver Surfer by his side ♪
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♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
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I hate those Squaddies.
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(Iron Man) Reptil!
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I have had it up
to my anodized neck with you.
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Why are there dirty dishes
in your quarters?
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But Iron Man, you told me
not to leave them in the sink.
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We clean as we go,
little slobasaurus.
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Huh? I never see Hulk cleaning.
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Ha.
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(Hulk) Oopsie.
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Well, not since
we lost deck five, no.
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(Wolverine) We all do stuff
we don't want to, kid.
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Don't believe me?
Just watch me go back to school.
87
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-Hey, what are you doing in there?
-You invited me.
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-Please, can I come to school? Please?
-No.
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-Please?
-No.
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-Please?
-No.
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Oh! I want to meet the X-Men.
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They're, like,
my all-time favorite heroes!
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No. The last thing I need
is to baby-sit a bed wetter
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while I'm getting my mind remolded.
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(Iron-Man) Oh, let him go.
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Maybe a semester with Professor X
will pound some discipline into him.
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Ugh. Ow.
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Don't get so excited.
This ain't no country club.
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-(Reptil) Are those tennis courts?
-(Wolverine) Yeah.
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So, my frisky fractal finder,
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this school is where
we shall find our prize, eh?
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(Ringmaster) Well, if we want
to get in good with Doom,
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we must conduct
our search unnoticed.
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Fortunately, the Ringmaster
is also a master of disguise.
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Welcome to the Xavier School
for Gifted Children.
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I know. The X-Men
are the most gifted super-team ever.
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(Professor X)
Class, I'd like you to give
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an extra-special Xavier School welcome
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to our old alumnus Wolverine,
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and his guest, Reptil.
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(overlapping greetings)
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The X-Men! I'm your biggest fan.
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I can't believe I'm finally meeting you.
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(giggles) Hey, Storm,
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you didn't tell me
you were still in school.
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I shouldn't be, but evidently,
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not all of my overseas
credits transferred.
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Hey, Reptil. Darn glad to meet you.
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You must be Jean Grey, head cheerleader.
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-(growls)
-(Jean laughs) You wish.
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I'm the only cheerleader.
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Watch the nails.
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(laughs)
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This is Iceman, alleged class clown.
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She sure gave you the cold shoulder.
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Get it? Too fast for you?
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I am being exchange student, Colossus.
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Football am enjoying me,
very, very much. Good times.
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People, people!
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I know you think that running
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and jumping and fighting
villains and monsters
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is really cool,
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but it can't hold a candle
to the exciting world of civics.
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Between you and me,
even old Doomie himself
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couldn't come up
with a better torture.
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Sorry, Prof.
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Oh, my clever disguise
as a harmless old lunch lady is perfect.
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Ah! And my divine divining rod
tells me a fractal is nearby.
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(snoring)
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Oh, what a nice-looking bunch.
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That desk!
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There must be a fractal inside.
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Now, to get one
of these weird-looking students
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to do my dirty work.
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(snoring)
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Look into my hat.
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You are getting sleepy,
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sleepier than you normally are
in civics class.
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Hey, that's a cool...
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(snores)
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Good. Now, you will obey me.
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Find some subtle way
of searching your teacher's desk.
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Well, I suppose to a boy
in a blue spandex unitard, that is subtle.
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Who did that?
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You know better than to think
the X-Men would ever rat on...
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He did it! It was him! Totally guilty!
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Really? Cyke's what you call
a paragon of virtue.
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Indeed. He would never consider
pulling a childish prank like that.
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Ah, read his mind.
Go ahead, read his mind.
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Hello in there.
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He has no memory of that act,
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or anything.
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Ha, mutant teenagers.
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Look, he's an X-Man,
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and I may not be worthy
to clean the stuff out of his toenails,
166
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but I saw what I saw.
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(groans) Perhaps my rod
was wrong this time,
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but that fractal is here,
and I'm going to find it,
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even if I have to reduce
this entire school to rubble.
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I don't believe it.
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The X-Men, decorating
for homecoming?
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Not exactly what I'd call hero work.
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(Storm laughs)
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00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:22,417
School spirit is super-important work.
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00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:26,166
These streamers aren't going
to hang themselves. (giggles)
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(Wolverine) Snikt, snikt, snip.
(soft laugh)
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00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:31,166
You got to make an effort, Scaly.
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That's what makes me
the best there is at what I do. Whoa!
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Hi, there.
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(laughs)
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00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:41,000
(groans)
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00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:44,875
What? In that locker?
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00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,709
All right, we'll try it your way.
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Hey, pom-pom princess.
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Over here.
186
00:09:58,542 --> 00:10:03,291
Boing. I am totally hypnotized.
187
00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:06,792
Now, ransack these lockers,
and be quick about it.
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00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:08,458
Oh, okay.
189
00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:11,000
But first, we need the perfect cheer.
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00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:12,166
(whistle blows)
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00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:14,709
♪ Call me Phoenix
Call me Jean ♪
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00:10:14,792 --> 00:10:16,417
♪ Red-haired mutant
Prom night queen ♪
193
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,291
♪ I'll wreck you with a mental hurl ♪
194
00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:20,083
♪ If you call me Marvel Girl ♪
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00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:22,083
♪ Go mutants! ♪
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00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:24,625
(whistle blows)
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00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:44,834
Whoa!
198
00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:48,458
(all scream)
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00:10:48,542 --> 00:10:51,667
(all yell)
200
00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:55,792
I don't want to die
for an extracurricular!
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00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,583
My adamantium kisser!
202
00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:02,750
-There goes on my head!
-(Reptil screaming)
203
00:11:03,959 --> 00:11:05,291
Pterodactyl wings!
204
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,250
This will slow things down.
205
00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:10,041
(grunts) Gotcha.
206
00:11:12,792 --> 00:11:15,000
American tornado drill?
207
00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:16,333
Very good!
208
00:11:16,417 --> 00:11:18,500
Where is it? Where is it?
209
00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:21,208
Nothing but candy wrappers
and teen magazines.
210
00:11:21,875 --> 00:11:23,750
Would you knock it off, pom-poms?
211
00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:27,417
Another bizarre attack.
212
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,083
Who could be behind this?
213
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:31,500
Cheerleader. She did it. Right there.
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00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:35,375
-(overlapping chatter)
-Inconceivable.
215
00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:38,083
Jean is our squeaky-clean
pep rally princess,
216
00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:39,583
incapable of mischief.
217
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:42,375
-Just look at her.
-(laughs)
218
00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:45,709
Huh? Wolverine, you've got
to believe me.
219
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:46,792
Something weird is going on.
220
00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:50,834
Kid, I've known the X-Men
since you were in little dino diapers.
221
00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:53,166
Who should I believe?
Them or you?
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00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:54,333
(sighs)
223
00:11:54,417 --> 00:12:00,375
(grunts) You fractal-blocked me
one too many times, meddlesaurus.
224
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,333
Professor Hair Club.
225
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,834
You're getting sleepy,
226
00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:09,375
and that chair is getting so comfy.
227
00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:13,166
I obey, evil master.
228
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:17,166
You, principal's office. Now.
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00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:18,375
What for?
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00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:20,750
For questioning my arbitrary edict,
231
00:12:20,834 --> 00:12:23,417
I'm sending you
to the principal's office.
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00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:27,083
Can't wait to tell the principal
what's going down around here.
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00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:29,750
-Who is the principal, anyway?
-I am.
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00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:31,709
Uh!
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00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:34,667
(Professor X) I see.
236
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:38,667
And these spinning spiral eyes
of the perpetrators,
237
00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:40,417
what do they look like?
238
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,709
Well, Professor, they look...
239
00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:44,542
Uh, they look...
240
00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:47,875
Just like that.
241
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,417
Huh! Uh-oh.
242
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:53,959
(Reptil) The Danger Room?
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00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,583
(Professor X) Also the detention room.
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00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,000
Your punishment is to scrub the walls
until they shine like...
245
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,709
Like the top of your head?
246
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:06,458
You'll regret that remark.
247
00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:07,750
But not for long.
248
00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:10,917
Ah! (sighs)
249
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,667
(Ringmaster)
Oh, what are you waiting for?
250
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:19,333
Take off the safety protocols
and activate the room.
251
00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:20,917
He does such a good job.
252
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,166
Uh! Fine, I'll do it myself.
253
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:26,625
And I'm setting it for puree.
254
00:13:26,709 --> 00:13:28,041
(beeping)
255
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:32,792
-Hey, I was cleaning that.
-(lasers whine)
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00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,417
Triceratops shield!
257
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,250
Ow, ow, ow!
258
00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,250
Ay, ay, ay, this is bad.
259
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,959
Ow, ow, ow!
260
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,333
Oh, come on!
261
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,291
Whoa!
262
00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:21,959
Whoa!
263
00:14:24,709 --> 00:14:27,250
(grunts)
264
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,750
Holy guacamole.
265
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:32,000
Ah!
266
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,417
Triceratops horn.
267
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:40,875
Worst detention ever!
268
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:45,667
Looks like this time,
I'm not going to be saved by...
269
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:49,250
(bell rings)
270
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:51,291
The bell?
271
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:03,000
The Danger Room is also the cafeteria.
272
00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:05,834
And the gym,
and the glee club practice room.
273
00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:08,834
Oh, well, that explains the dorky smell.
274
00:15:08,917 --> 00:15:11,583
But this room just tried to turn me
into a dinosaur smoothie.
275
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:15,000
(Reptil) I think your old pals
are being taken over, one by one.
276
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,500
This again?
277
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,291
Like I told you, squirt,
the X-Men are my peeps.
278
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:20,792
Them, I trust.
279
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,208
Sorry, but I got to jet.
280
00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:23,417
Huh?
281
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:27,000
What? Only underclassmen
geeks eat on campus.
282
00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:29,208
I'm a senior, señor.
283
00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:30,500
Oh!
284
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:35,041
There you go... (clears throat)
285
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:38,667
I mean, there you go, dearie.
286
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,417
I'm telling you, guys,
something weird is going on.
287
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,834
First, Cyke was taken over,
288
00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:46,959
then Jean, then Professor X.
That's three!
289
00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:49,792
Oh, Odin, dva...
290
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:52,375
Uh, you're right!
What should we do?
291
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:56,041
Thank goodness.
Finally, someone sees reason.
292
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:58,625
Okay, we need to attack
this problem calmly,
293
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,417
and not let anything distract us.
294
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:06,583
(growls)
295
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:10,709
Potatoes. I hate potatoes on my head!
296
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:17,083
Whoa, Colossus, Colossus, stay calm!
We need to think.
297
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:21,417
(groans) Calm, da. I am staying calm.
298
00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:26,417
(groans)
299
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,834
(screaming)
300
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,667
Get ready for meatball special, frosty!
301
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,542
Food fight!
302
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:36,959
No, no, no, guys!
303
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:39,083
(laughs)
304
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,041
No food fight! Not now!
305
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,083
Zephyr winds, take these cheese fries!
306
00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:49,500
(Cyclops) Here come
the four basic food groups!
307
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:50,875
Whoa!
308
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:53,625
That's got to hurt! (laughs)
309
00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:57,500
Oh, how my villainous heart
rejoices at the sight
310
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,709
of food being wasted!
311
00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:01,959
Oh, you again.
312
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,208
It's in here now, is it?
313
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:06,709
You're such a tease.
314
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,208
Oh, well. What have I got to lose?
315
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:10,709
This looks like a class project.
316
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:14,583
Hey, kids. Naptime.
317
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:22,834
(both) We obey.
318
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,959
Hey, I just cleaned that.
319
00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:34,250
Ha, the lunch lady.
320
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:37,583
I should have known
when she gave me seconds on tater tots.
321
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,417
Uh... Mommy.
322
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:44,625
(laughing) Nice try, Jurassic boy,
323
00:17:44,709 --> 00:17:47,333
but you forgot to bus your tray.
324
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:49,583
-(Ringmaster) Get him!
-Whoa!
325
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:59,375
Ah! Okay, worst lunch period ever!
326
00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:01,583
I got to go find help.
327
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,375
What's the hurry, kid?
328
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,917
Wolverine, the lunch lady
is a dude from the circus,
329
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,625
and he's taken over everybody's mind.
330
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:11,166
You've got to believe me now.
331
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,208
Oh, but I do believe it.
332
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,000
Bub.
333
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,542
Wolverine, not you, too.
334
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,208
Oh, no. I'm caught between
a jock and a hard case.
335
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:26,625
Stegosaurus plates.
336
00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:34,500
Sorry, dino boy.
The ice age is upon you.
337
00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:37,875
Get him!
338
00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:40,417
Oh! Whoa!
339
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,417
Hey!
340
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,625
Ankylosaurus tail!
341
00:18:50,458 --> 00:18:52,208
Not Thor's hammer,
but it'll do in a pinch.
342
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:06,250
Oh, well, it was worth a try.
343
00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:09,166
Ornithomimid legs!
344
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,834
Uh, what you think
you do with those, boychik?
345
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:14,166
These babies let me run away!
346
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,083
(loud crash)
347
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:20,166
Ah! (groans)
348
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,834
Up to my neck
in cleaning supplies, again.
349
00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:24,000
Hey, that's it!
350
00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:27,083
All right, Reptil, time to Hero up.
351
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:31,291
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
352
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:34,041
♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
353
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:38,458
Where are you,
my little Mesozoic meddler?
354
00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:41,166
Free tickets to the circus
for whoever finds him!
355
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:43,375
(Reptil) Ha, don't bother, X-Men!
356
00:19:44,959 --> 00:19:48,458
Ringmaster's circus
is the lamest show on Earth.
357
00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:51,250
You only hypnotize people
to keep them from walking out.
358
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:54,625
(blows raspberry)
359
00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:58,083
What? You dare...
(blows raspberry) ...me?
360
00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:00,959
No one... (blows raspberry)
...the Ringmaster!
361
00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:03,291
It is I who... (blows raspberry) ...them!
362
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:04,625
Avante!
363
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,834
(Ringmaster) Wrong turn, boy.
364
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:14,333
You're trapped like a prehistoric rat.
365
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:15,834
(Ringmaster cackles)
366
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:19,000
You'd better destroy me,
367
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,250
because you sure as heck
couldn't hypnotize me with that hat.
368
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,875
I could totally hypnotize you.
369
00:20:23,959 --> 00:20:25,959
It's what I do best.
370
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:28,500
Yeah, right. I'd love to see you try.
371
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:31,792
And so you shall.
372
00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:34,125
(laughing)
373
00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:36,875
-Psych!
-Oh, dang.
374
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:41,166
Now, you are in my power.
375
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:42,667
Yes.
376
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,709
You no longer control the X-Men.
377
00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:46,000
No.
378
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,583
You will cluck like a chicken.
379
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:49,458
Plymouth Rock or Rhode Island Red?
380
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:52,083
-Ah, villain's choice.
-Thank you.
381
00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,083
(clucks)
382
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:58,125
Well, Ringmaster, looks like
you're going to make a great jailbird.
383
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:01,625
(laughs) You get it?
'Cause the jailbird and the...
384
00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:02,667
(clears throat)
385
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:06,583
X-Men, laugh like I just said
something really funny.
386
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:10,583
(all laugh)
387
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:18,125
So, look to this day, graduates.
388
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:21,041
Prof, there's only us.
Let's wrap this up.
389
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:23,875
Ah, right. Back to class, everybody.
390
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:28,375
(Wolverine) Well, junior,
what did you think of Xavier's? (grunts)
391
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,291
I actually learned something.
392
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:37,667
Like how if you hadn't done
a bang-up job polishing those walls,
393
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,375
you'd be a dino burger right now?
394
00:21:41,041 --> 00:21:42,083
Ha, ha, ha.
395
00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:44,667
I learned that I can hold my own
against a whole mess of X-Men.
396
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:45,709
Not too shabby.
397
00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:47,583
And also what a bicameral legislature is.
398
00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:49,709
Well, I learned something, too.
399
00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:51,250
Great as your old friends are,
400
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:53,291
you still got to listen to the new ones.
401
00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:56,166
Oh, and cafeteria food
still tastes nasty.
402
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,166
Poor Ringmaster.
What a doof, thinking that dumb stick
403
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,667
would actually point out a fractal.
404
00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:13,667
(Captain America) Good work, Reptil.
405
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,750
This kitchen is immaculate.
406
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,208
The windows are spotless.
407
00:22:17,291 --> 00:22:19,709
The toilets sparkle
like General Eisenhower's head.
408
00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:21,291
Well, it's like I always say,
409
00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:23,375
any job worth doing
is worth doing well.
410
00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:24,542
Don't I say that?
411
00:22:24,625 --> 00:22:28,083
Yes, master.
412
00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:30,875
(Ringmaster wails)
413
00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:36,375
(theme song playing)