I don't know, Redwing. Something's not right.
Huh?
Hulk hate banana cream!
Aw, Hulk.
I was trying to hit Falcon.
Hey, hey, that is not what the Stark Industries
Kirby-inspired high tech missile launcher was designed for.
Ah!
Ow.
Ah!
Or that, either.
I don't mean to brag,
but I always know when trouble is coming.
I just feel it, in my gut.
Except that time.
Super Hero Squad, report to the control room.
We have a red alert.
With that Infinity Sword, I will rule the universe.
All right, Squaddies! Time to Hero Up!
I hate those Squaddies!
Dad, are we there yet?
Almost.
And I promise, it's well worth the wait.
Now, look.
A big rock.
I thought you said we were going to Hawaii.
This is better than Hawaii.
This is Super Hero City,
and we're breaking into the fractal vault.
Oh, come on.
When I was your age, I would have been thrilled
to be attacking a landmark like this.
Hawaii.
Fine. Try not to be jealous as I do it myself.
No, no, don't need the help of my unappreciative offspring.
Just watch.
Every time I make shish kebab, there's an emergency!
Who doth summon us in such dire, red-light-flashing need?
Ah. It was most definitely me.
I am entering the Squad in a contest.
It is the Superheroes of the Year competition.
The winners become the spokesmen for our city,
and get made into these.
Aw.
Hulk want to be made of plush.
Every year the Fantastic Four beats us. Now, it's our turn.
Everyone will write a paragraph to explain why our team is the best.
We will totally win!
Hulk win. Hulk win.
Hulk...
Uh, not know what paragraph.
Huh, let me guess...
-Another contest? -What the heck?
No, this emergency is for reals.
I mean, for real.
I never know when to do that "s" thing.
Someone's trying to break into the vault and get the fractalses.
Hey-o!
-Whoa!
Whoa! What's going on here?
The fractals, all mine.
Wrong, Magneto.
But you know what is all yours? A world of pain!
Yeah!
Can't control my armor.
Batter up, Magneto.
What happened?
Triceratops head.
Hulk crashed.
Oh, I bet someone's dino-sore.
Dad, look out!
Well done, son. Now, let's practice your tactical retreat.
Uh, what?
Run away.
Redwing, no!
Whoa. What are the chances of that?
I'd say approximately 139,873,926,374 to 1,
give or take.
Ah!
Redwing! How did you do that?
Just lucky, I guess. I'm Wanda.
I'm Falcon, he's Redwing, and we're grateful.
Hmm. Magneto got way too close to the fractals for comfort.
We're going to have to beef up security.
Are you certain beef will help?
Hey, Wanda, you should come visit us sometime.
Uh, it's the least we can do after you saved Redwing.
Oh, I don't know. I'm just here with my brother on vacation and...
And we don't let non-Squaddies on the Helicarrier without clearance.
I'm sorry, Miss... Wanda is it?
How about I stop by tomorrow?
Thanks.
I don't know why my cooling system failed like that.
We'd better get to the Helicarrier so I can run some tests on this armor.
-Good call. -Verily.
Now, let's try this again.
Rock, paper, scissors.
I win. See? Paper beats rock.
Uh-uh, fist beats paper.
Hmm. They grow up so fast, don't they? You must be so proud.
Those are not my children.
Oh, I know how you feel.
Sometimes I wonder if my children, Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch,
have any of my evil genius at all.
No, no, no, really, really. They're not mine.
-We don't even look alike! -Mmm.
Magneto, I did not summon you to Villainville to swap baby pictures.
I wanted those fractals from the vault!
Oh, and you will have them.
A new opportunity has presented itself,
one I never even dreamed of.
Let's just say, we're keeping this job in the family.
Hey, don't get any ideas. I saw her first.
Don't do that.
Hello.
I had to bring my brother.
Hey, what do you think you're do...?
Why don't you check out the game room? We'll meet you there.
I'm in the Control Room.
Hurry up, Wanda.
Keep your unitard on. I'm busy.
Soda, guava nectar, yak milk... What can I get you?
Uh-uh.
My Heimdall's hairy hindquarters, I have not seen the like.
Yon toast landed jam-side up.
Oh! 'Tis against the laws of both nature and breakfast.
Ooh. E-X-I-T.
Ah, Helicarrier.
This is where the Squad goes to relax.
Of course, I don't. I'm always training.
You know, sharpening my skills...
Ha! Don't let that featherweight fool you, chica.
You shouldn't be wasting your time with him.
Whoa, hey!
Ow! How'd you do that?
-What?
It's perfectly logical
that the Super Hero Squad should win this competition.
Ah! Hulk not understand Hulk.
Did you hear that?
Hulk actually spoke in a complete sentence.
You know, Wanda,
whenever I'm with you, everything just seems so...
Improbable?
Magical.
If only you knew.
Didn't I send you to the game room?
Big yawn.
What I want to see is the control room, with my sister.
Come on.
Aw!
Don't think old Tinhead would appreciate you
taking tourists to the control room, bub.
But they're not tourists. Wanda saved Redwing's life.
Mm.
My gut would tell me if anything was wrong,
and the only thing I feel in my gut
is the cheeseburger I had for breakfast.
Mm. Something's not right here.
Could it be your nose sniffing my face?
Ick. Hairballs?
We'd better end the tour for today.
Uh, see you tomorrow?
What? Oh, sure. Tomorrow.
Mañana , banana.
Someone's inside the vault, and they've disabled the security.
Whoever's stealing those fractals stole my clearance codes first.
Good thing I had a secret back-up alarm.
Squaddies, time to Hero Up!
That's it, Dad. No more fractals.
Magneto. Quicksilver. Scarlet Witch.
You heathens of injustice.
You won't get away with this. You're all in big trouble when I...
Back to the iceberg.
Hup, hup, hup, hup.
Are you sure? Remember, it's the super effort
that makes a villain into a super-villain.
Ah. We're sure. Now, can we go to Hawaii?
Once we have our fractals, we can go anywhere.
Come on, your turn.
I don't know how you got my code, Magneto,
but I do know it ends here.
Hup, hup, hup, hup.
Huh? Aw, more armor malfunctions?
Onward!
Oh, mercy!
Merciful mother of Odin, that smarts.
Hup, hup, hup, hup.
Oh, mercy.
These fractals are more useful than I thought.
Now, I control not only metal, but all matter.
You're lucky. They can also take away your powers.
Right. Lucky us.
Hulk smash.
No, Hulk. Falcon could be hurt.
Oh, and I think he might.
Whoa!
-Hup, hup, hup, hup.
Hmm. Money for the parking meter. This is our lucky day.
Dad, stop.
This wasn't part of the plan. Promise me you won't hurt him.
Sorry, dear. A villain must adapt as he goes.
Please?
-Wanda? -Wanda?
Hup, hup, hup, hup.
Well, if you're going to give me those big puppy dog eyes,
what can I do?
Uh, why not just paper-train her?
Did you get the fractals, Pietro?
Guess I don't need that anymore.
What the heck?
Well, at least now we have lots of time
to work on our contest paragraphs.
Hup, hup, hup, hup.
Hold it right there, young lady.
You're not going out dressed like that.
But Dad, it's my costume.
Right, right. Um, take your brother.
But Dad!
Well, of course my gut tells me there's something wrong now.
Falcon, I'm so sorry.
Save it, Scarlet.
I can't believe you played me like that.
I thought we were friends.
Redwing! She's a bad guy, remember?
No, I'm not.
Look, I know there was the whole breaking, entering, stealing thing,
but I was just helping my dad get his stuff back.
The fractals?
Those aren't his. He's stealing them for Doom.
What? Prove it.
Argh. I'm a little tied up right now, Quicksilver.
Why don't you run along and see for yourself?
Two for me, one for you.
Three for me, one for you.
I don't think he'd mind if we just take one...
I do hope you are not getting too attached to my fractals.
Uh, this is awkward.
No, of course not, your electrified evilness.
We were just cleaning them for you.
Yeah. Cleaning.
All better.
I'll be counting them to make sure
that Magneto doesn't think he can pull a fast one on me.
Ew. Abomination, at least say "excuse me."
I had "pasgetti" for lunch.
He's right.
Dad's got another supervillain scheme going with Dr. Doom.
Argh. He just can't get it through his helmet.
We don't want to go into the family business.
I'd rather go into the world of competitive ice skating.
Oh, that would really chafe Dad's metal.
We're in.
Ah. The prisoner has escaped.
Hello? Hello? I'd like to report an emergency.
Yes, I'll hold.
-Oh, I love this song.
How'd that happen? I don't even wear shoes.
That's why it's called a probability hex, genius.
I get it, you make unlikely things happen.
What a rush. We did it.
This is when the hero thing can get a little tricky.
There's got to be a water pipe around here somewhere.
Whoa, whoa, hold on.
How did you know this place had a sprinkler system?
It's standard villain lair code.
You pick up a few things.
Hey, hey, hello?
Will you quit staring at each other? Yuck.
Almost forgot to return this last fractal.
A villain's pride is a job well done.
Silence, traitor! I know what you are up to.
Give me back my fractals.
I didn't take them.
Then who?
That would be me.
Sorry I can't stay to tell you the story.
Check the message boards.
Stop! Stop!
What's this?
Oh. Okay, I think I'm ready for Hawaii now.
Hello.
This is a disaster.
We have to alert S.H.I.E.L.D
And we have to alert you.
Falcon, look out. She is working for Doom.
No. It was a misunderstanding.
Oh, you mean your vaunted gut was wrong? Ha.
I believeth it not.
The fractals are in the back, safe, plus all of Doom's.
The only bad news...
The city has chosen its Superheroes of the Year.
Uh... Hulk never finish paragraph.
Huh? Okay.
Huh? I could have sworn the Fantastic Four won.
You know, you make a pretty great hero.
Just something to think about.
Hm, it was fun. But I'd better get going.
My brother's waiting at the skating rink.
Wait. Will I ever see you again?
Stranger things have happened.