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(Dr. Doom) No, it is just so much fun
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to hold the whole world
in your hands and crush it.
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(cackles)
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Give me, give me, give me.
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(cackles) Yes!
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(MODOK cackles)
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Where is Team Toxic?
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(MODOK) Team Toxic,
present and accounted for...
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Pyro, Zzzax and Glue Gun Guy. Ya-ya.
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Hey! That's Paste Pot Pete,
and you know it, MODOK
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Hey, didn't you get fired?
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Well, not exactly. Ha!
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There were extenuating circumstances,
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legal issues, licensing concerns,
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-a Canadian boycott...
-(Dr. Doom) Stop!
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Too boring.
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Uh! Yes, sir.
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Team Toxic, time to implement
a new plan of attack.
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Uh, quick question.
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Does it involve cats?
Because I'm allergic.
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(Dr. Doom) I have created a giant sieve
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that is currently
in low orbit above the city.
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-Neat.
-Cool.
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(Dr. Doom) Now, I want you, Team Toxic,
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to construct this super spinner
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and place it here atop the globe,
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so the machine will spin
the Earth faster and faster,
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and then, it will stop it suddenly.
(cackles)
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Super Hero City
will fly into the sieve,
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which will catch all of the fractals.
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Oh, it is genius!
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(Paste Pot Pete coughs) Yeah.
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The super spinner
was my idea, thank you.
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I drew up the plans.
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(Dr. Doom)
You're welc... Ooh, silence!
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It was my idea.
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Dr. Doom shares credit
with no one. No one!
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You got schooled.
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The machine's ready to roll.
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So are we.
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The giant sieve is in place.
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All systems are go.
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Excellent.
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-(klaxons blare)
-(Dr. Doom cackles)
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(Dr. Doom's cackling continues)
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(Doom) With that Infinity Sword,
I will rule the universe.
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All right, Squaddies!
Time to Hero Up!
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♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get along ♪
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♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce ♪
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♪ Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Silver Surfer by his side ♪
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♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
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I hate those Squaddies!
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(Pyro) Crikey, what went wrong?
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(Iron Man laughs)
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Looks like someone
fried a circuit breaker.
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Oh, it was me. Imagine that.
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Oh, crud.
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You guys didn't really think
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you could build something like that
and we wouldn't notice, did you?
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Build what? I don't see anything.
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(Pyro) Oh, well, waltz my Matilda.
Where'd that come from?
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(Wolverine growls) Right.
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Can't we just beat them now?
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Ha-ha! Thou speaketh Thor's language!
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Mine, too.
All right, Squaddies, let's Hero Up!
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♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
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♪ The Super Hero Squad! ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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(laughs)
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Don't get cocky, kid.
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Onward!
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(yells)
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Suit overloading. Rerouting circuits.
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Aah! Reroute! Reroute!
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The Prince of Asgard guffaweth
at your feeble attempt to shock him.
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Guffaweth, I say.
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Now, taste real lightning.
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Unh!
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Mommy.
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(Pyro yelling)
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(Thor) Thou are trapped, villain.
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Eat hammer, foul fiend.
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Huh! Mine hammer?
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(Paste Pot Pete laughs) Got you.
What's the matter, blondie?
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Stuck on your hammer,
or stuck on yourself?
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Whoa!
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I am be-glued!
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Time for a little payback, thunder lord.
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Rerouting's complete.
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Hold your breath people,
here comes Iron Man.
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Aah!
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Many thanks. Let us finish this!
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Hooah!
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(Paste Pot Pete screams)
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Ah! We don't have any choice.
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We have to hit
the self-destruct button.
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Din-dunce-dan.
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Uh-oh, sorry.
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No, no, no, I think it works.
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(radio announcer) It's another scorcher
here in Super Hero City.
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Temperatures are going
to reach an all-time high.
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Whatever you do, stay cool.
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(Captain America) All right Hulk,
let's get hupping. Got work to do.
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Cleaning this fountain will be fun,
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Good and good for you.
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It's all part of my plan to beautify
Super Hero City.
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So, let's get cleaning, big fellow.
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You did volunteer, remember?
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Community service is good for everyone.
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Hulk not volunteer.
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Lobster put Hulk's name on list.
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Hulk hate water.
Hulk hate Lobster, too.
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Hulk, Americans
don't hate on our friends.
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And water is definitely our friend,
from sea to shining sea.
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Come on, climb in. Give it a try.
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-It might help you cool off.
-Ugh!
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Hulk hate water.
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I hate hot weather.
It only means one thing.
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People will want stuff. Cold stuff.
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(cell phone rings)
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Wait a minute. Iceman.
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(man) Dude! Come over
and fill my cooler with ice,
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'cause we're having a party.
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Man!
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(man 2) Iceman, is that you?
It's so hot out today.
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Can you stand over here
and blow a cool breeze on me or something?
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That's it. No more Mr. Ice Guy.
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I now proclaim this
my Icy Cave of Being Aloneness.
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Hello, I'm Dr. Val Ventura,
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also known as Flatman.
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Welcome to the conference
on global warming.
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My assistant Reptil
isn't a super genius like me,
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so please forgive him
if he says anything silly.
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Let's begin.
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(Flatman) Mr. Sun, as seen here,
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has gotten angry
with poor Mrs. Earth
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and has decided
to turn up the heat.
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Uh, wait, Flatman.
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Global warming
is about greenhouse gases.
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You know, pollution that comes
from our cars and factories.
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It traps the heat from the sun.
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You're welcome to your opinion,
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but you're wrong.
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-Ugh!
-Look at my powerful drawings.
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-Mr. Sun is so mean. Grrr.
-Ugh!
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(Iron Man) Wait a microtesla.
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Why would you put
a self-destruct button on this machine?
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It makes no sense.
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So you cannot get
your filthy hero hands on it.
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Uh, we don't want it.
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Are you sure?
I mean, it's a really great machine.
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It spins the Earth really fast.
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Oh, you got to want it!
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Yeah.
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Ha-ha! I can just see it now,
Iron Man.
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(Glue Gun Guy) You're all like,
"What a great machine!
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I got to have it."
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And we're like, "No, you can't."
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And you're like,
"But it's just so awesome.
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Hand it over."
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And I'm, like, pressing
the self-destruct button
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and destroying
the whole thing. Boom!
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And then, I'm like,
"Ha-ha-ha-ha! In your face!"
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But we want it destroyed.
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You do?
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-(villains weep)
-Are you guys crying?
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I am, and so is Zzzax.
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(crying continues)
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There's no crying
in super villain land!
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Team Toxic, my tuchus.
More like Losers' Legion.
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Well... well, we may be losers,
but we're sore losers!
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(Wolverine) Oh, smooth move,
glue for brains.
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You just melted
the polar ice cap.
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Uh, is that good?
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See for yourself.
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Hulk hate you.
Hulk hate you, stupid water!
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Mrs. Earth has this lovely head
of icy white hair.
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It's going to be a long time
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before the polar ice caps
could possibly melt.
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Huh! Or maybe a little sooner.
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There's nothing
to be afraid of, Hulk.
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Say it with me,
water is good. Water is good.
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Water is... Uh-oh!
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I may have spoken too soon.
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Hulk hates you, water.
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When faced with danger,
Hulk, Americans always...
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We must overcome our fears,
big fellow, and help others.
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Hulk not afraid, Hulk hate,
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because Hulk not float.
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(yells)
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Oh, that is a problem.
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Okay, global warming is bad.
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But it won't get any worse.
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Ugh!
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(sighs)
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(Iron Man) Those rising waters
will submerge the entire planet.
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Job one, save lives.
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Ms. Marvel, Thor,
you two are in charge
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of rescue operations.
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Good hunting. Uh, rescuing.
You know what I mean.
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So says I.
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Onward.
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Over there, Hulk.
A tax payer stranded on a rooftop.
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Hulk helping. Hulk happy.
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Okay, looks like it's going as well
as it can under the circumstances,
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which leaves me
with the real challenge...
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putting the earth back together.
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For my plan,
I'm going to need two things.
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First, I need to reverse
that melting process
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with a freezing process.
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I need Iceman.
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Looking good, Jean.
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-Iceman.
-(Iceman) No.
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Iceman, come out.
I need your help.
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No. Go away.
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Come on, Icy.
The polar icecaps have melted
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and the world is underwater.
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Yeah, right.
I've heard that one before.
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-You have?
-Five times today.
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That's because it's true.
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You probably just want me
to make popsicles,
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like the last time
it was really hot outside.
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Hey, come on, those were fudgesicles,
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and that was a special request
by the Mayor.
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I don't care.
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I'm not coming out
of my Icy Cave of Being Aloneness.
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Leave me alone.
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You leave me no choice,
Suzy snowflake.
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I'm coming in there,
dragging you out.
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Do what you got to do, IM.
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I just know it's some kind of joke.
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It's always a joke.
250
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Like the time Thor wanted to take
Valkyrie ice-skating in July,
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or the time Falcon tricked me into making
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it snow inside
S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters.
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Both times, I was tricked
by free donuts. Both times.
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Huh!
255
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Hey, Iceman, I got to jet.
256
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No hard feelings.
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I'm leaving some free donuts
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outside your door
with that special icing.
259
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-You'll love it. It's a gift.
-Donuts? Where are the donuts?
260
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:11,500
Always falling
for the free donuts trick. Whoa!
261
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:17,166
Whoa! You weren't lying
about the ice caps melting.
262
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What can I do to help?
263
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You can freeze everything, and fast.
264
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:23,583
Fast may not be fast enough.
We may be too late to stop it.
265
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Velociraptor legs.
266
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Yeah!
267
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,333
Um, Flatman,
we'd better get to higher ground.
268
00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:41,542
Nonsense.
The waters won't get any higher.
269
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I refuse to believe
that global warming could possibly...
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(blubbers)
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Sheesh. I've heard
of the head-in-the-sand approach.
272
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This is more like
head-under-the-water.
273
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Brachiosaur tail.
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(sighs)
275
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(crowd speaking indistinctly)
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Fear not, we shall save you.
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I hope.
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I just have to think of how.
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(Captain America) Hero up, Thor.
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And get a haircut.
You look like a hippie.
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Hulk help.
282
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(Hulk bubbling) Hulk hate water.
283
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(giggling)
284
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:39,583
(Iceman) This is the second part
of your big plan?
285
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:42,834
Huh! I should have stayed home
in my Icy Cave of Being Aloneness.
286
00:15:42,917 --> 00:15:45,917
Watch and learn, Iceman.
This is how I roll.
287
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Danger is my middle name.
Living on the edge.
288
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Yes? Oh, it's you, rust bucket.
289
00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:56,125
(Iron Man) Dr. Doom. I know
we've been mortal enemies in the past...
290
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And by the past, I mean,
well, just yesterday.
291
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But even if we have
fought each other
292
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with the burning hatred
and bitterness
293
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of a thousand red hot suns,
294
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that's no reason we shouldn't
come together now,
295
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in this moment of global crisis
to save our planet.
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If you could hand over
the schematics,
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control sequence codes
to giant sieve and big machine,
298
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:13,834
it would be just...
299
00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:15,250
Don't think so.
300
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:20,709
And I was supposed
to watch and learn what, exactly?
301
00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:25,917
I want those schematics.
302
00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:29,333
(laughing)
303
00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:32,000
-(Hulk growling)
-Stop, stop. Hey, that's not...
304
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:35,959
Doom is all yours, IM.
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00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:38,000
Give them to me.
306
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,250
What the heck?
307
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Doom-bot.
308
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:50,250
Yes, but I am the real thing.
309
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:01,208
(Iron Man) Look at you
and your stupid metal suit.
310
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:04,542
That's the dumbest-looking thing I've...
What? Never mind.
311
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(both roaring)
312
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:17,000
Oh! I just had this cleaned.
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Deploy flares.
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Oh, nuts.
315
00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:49,375
Here, take the schematics.
316
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,417
Take them, take them, take them.
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(Dr. Doom yelling)
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00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:55,667
(thud)
319
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(Iron Man) Hello, I'm talking
to supervillains in the neighborhood.
320
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Do you have a few minutes?
321
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,291
I know we've been enemies
in the past.
322
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:13,542
When I say past, I mean,
well, just this morning.
323
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,625
But I'm asking you
for the good of the planet
324
00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:18,333
to rebuild the giant machine
as quickly as possible.
325
00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:19,625
See, see?
326
00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:21,792
I told you, you guys wanted it.
327
00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:23,208
So there. (laughs)
328
00:18:23,291 --> 00:18:25,291
In your face, Iron Man,
329
00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:27,750
in your robot-like face.
330
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:29,125
Oh, boy, that felt good.
331
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,834
-You finished?
-Yeah, pretty much.
332
00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:33,208
Good. I got these schematics
from Dr. Doom.
333
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:35,542
Oh, you wanted the schematics?
334
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:39,792
I have a copy right here,
since the super spinner was my idea.
335
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:41,709
I would've given them
to you right away.
336
00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:44,083
Oh, fine.
We've got a lot of work to do.
337
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(Iron Man) We need to reverse
the polarity of the spinner
338
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:50,166
so that it spins on its own axis,
339
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:52,291
thereby creating a giant whirlpool.
340
00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:54,959
This will drain the excess
waters back to the pole.
341
00:18:55,041 --> 00:18:57,375
After that, it'll be up
to Thor and you, Iceman.
342
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:09,375
Yeah.
343
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,709
Ha-ha! Yeah. Burn, baby, burn.
344
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:18,208
-(laughs)
-Attaboy.
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00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:20,208
(sniggers)
346
00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:32,834
(ship's horn blows)
347
00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:34,583
Iron Man, the ships are full.
348
00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:37,625
We still got a lot of stranded people
in big trouble here.
349
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:41,000
Whatever it is you're going to do,
I suggest you do it fast.
350
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,000
Roger that, Wolvie.
We're ready.
351
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,166
Don't call me Wolvie.
352
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,917
Villains, let's crank this up.
353
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,291
Yeah.
354
00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:50,333
(beeping)
355
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:16,917
(citizens cheer)
356
00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:24,083
Hang in there, Hulk.
357
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:26,542
This looks like a job
for Captain America.
358
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:29,667
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup...
359
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,250
Iceman, Thor, you're up.
360
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:40,458
Prepare thyself, mine frosty friend.
361
00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:43,625
-Okay.
-For lo, the storm doth cometh.
362
00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,417
(chortles)
363
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:04,667
(citizens cheer)
364
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:07,792
Don't worry chum,
I've been there.
365
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,041
It's no picnic.
366
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:13,625
Hup, hup, hup, hup.
367
00:21:14,959 --> 00:21:18,333
(Flatman) And, that,
my esteemed friends and colleagues,
368
00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:24,083
is why global warming
simply does not exist.
369
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:27,083
Did I mention
that the earth was flat?
370
00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:28,208
(sighs)
371
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:32,083
(Paste Pot Pete) Oh, ha-ha...
372
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,542
Oh, I can't wait to see
the look on Iron Man's face
373
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:37,500
when we self-destruct
that baby one more time.
374
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:41,667
Woo-hoo! He-he!
High-five. Ha! Ugh!
375
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,709
Oh! Sorry. It's the glue.
376
00:21:43,792 --> 00:21:46,500
And now, for the big finish.
377
00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:49,333
(beeping)
378
00:21:49,417 --> 00:21:50,750
-Oh, crikey.
-(beeping)
379
00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:52,917
(Paste Pot Pete)
Oh, this can't be good.
380
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,583
(Iceman) I can't believe Team Toxic
thought you wouldn't notice them
381
00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:01,834
putting a self-destruct device
on the big machine.
382
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:04,041
Yeah, but I'm kind of glad they did.
383
00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:05,083
Because sometimes,
384
00:22:05,166 --> 00:22:07,959
what makes life worthwhile
are the little things.
385
00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:10,500
Hey, I wonder what happened
to Hulk and Captain America?
386
00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:15,458
(Hulk) Ah, ah, ah...
387
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,667
(Hulk sneezes)
388
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:18,917
Ew! And this looks like
389
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,041
a job for Captain America's
390
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:23,500
hanky doodle dandy. Ugh!
391
00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:26,208
Ah, ah, ah...
392
00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:27,458
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
393
00:22:27,542 --> 00:22:29,083
(Hulk sneezes)
394
00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:31,333
Hey-o. You bent my tiny head-wing.
395
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,458
(theme music playing)