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<i>No fractal?</i>

2
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-Ooh, I love this song.

3
00:00:27,208 --> 00:00:28,750
-Hey!

4
00:00:28,834 --> 00:00:31,333
-Knock it off, banjo breath.

5
00:00:31,417 --> 00:00:33,500
-Oh, yeah? That's how you feel, huh?

6
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-Put it back.
-Oh, stop it.

7
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Silence!

8
00:00:46,709 --> 00:00:49,208
No fractal!

9
00:00:49,291 --> 00:00:53,417
Who do I have to flog around here
to get an Infinity fractal?

10
00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:56,917
I guess most of the fractals
have been found already, Dr. Doom.

11
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Silence, MODOK!

12
00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:01,375
Oh, it's been weeks
since I have had a lead on a fractal.

13
00:01:01,959 --> 00:01:05,834
You seen before you
a desperate von Doom.

14
00:01:05,917 --> 00:01:08,959
And desperation's
making you sloppy.

15
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Ms. Marvel is right, Doom.

16
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You used to send your henchmen
on fractal raids,

17
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while you hid behind Villainville's
defense systems.

18
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I am Villainville's defense systems!

19
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Oh, hello, baby.

20
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Uh, it's always so awkward
when we run into each other.

21
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Blasted cosmic power!

22
00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:55,917
Uh! That hurts.

23
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At last, I have found the one I seek.

24
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<i>With that Infinity Sword,</i>
<i>I will rule the universe.</i>

25
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<i>All right, Squaddies!</i>
<i>Time to Hero Up!</i>

26
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I hate those Squaddies!

27
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Ah!

28
00:03:40,917 --> 00:03:43,625
Who's my little cutesy-ootsie?

29
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Sleeper hold.

30
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Wake up, bad guy.

31
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I'm the one who's supposed
to be asleep.

32
00:03:58,041 --> 00:04:01,291
Now, you space-born
son of a spoon,

33
00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:03,834
I am going to pay you back

34
00:04:03,917 --> 00:04:07,291
for the cosmic burrito
you made me eat.

35
00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:10,083
Uh?

36
00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,375
Uh-oh.

37
00:04:14,542 --> 00:04:15,750
Not so fast.

38
00:04:15,834 --> 00:04:18,417
I have got the drop on you.

39
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I've got the drop on you.

40
00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:22,625
And I've got the drop on you.

41
00:04:22,709 --> 00:04:26,500
Oh, I don't have
the drop on anybody.

42
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It appears we have
a Rigelian stand-off.

43
00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,542
What the...

44
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Stardust, my old friend.

45
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What brings you to Earth?

46
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I'm here to warn you, he's coming.

47
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No way.

48
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Seriously, he is coming.

49
00:04:54,417 --> 00:04:57,166
Oh, Kirby crackle.

50
00:04:57,250 --> 00:05:00,875
This person is another source
of cosmic energy.

51
00:05:00,959 --> 00:05:03,959
She has got to be easier to tap
than the Silver Surfer.

52
00:05:06,208 --> 00:05:07,667
You know, in that mask,

53
00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,125
you kind of remind me of that raccoon

54
00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:10,667
that got into our garbage can
last summer.

55
00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:11,792
No offense.

56
00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:13,750
Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?

57
00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:16,667
Darn.

58
00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:22,166
The exact piece I need.

59
00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:25,250
40, 41, 42, 43, 44.

60
00:05:27,417 --> 00:05:28,917
Does he know I am here?

61
00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,875
You have escaped
his attention for now,

62
00:05:30,959 --> 00:05:32,625
but Earth has not.

63
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Earth is really on his mind.

64
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Most disturbing.

65
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Most disturb...

66
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I'll give you disturbing!

67
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No!

68
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-Hey.
-Wait.

69
00:05:57,083 --> 00:06:01,166
Dad-blamed space goon,
they're getting away.

70
00:06:01,834 --> 00:06:03,500
Let Stardust handle Doom.

71
00:06:09,125 --> 00:06:10,667
MODOK!

72
00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:13,417
We need to begin evacuating
on a massive scale.

73
00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:14,667
Mind telling me why?

74
00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:17,959
Galactus is coming.
The Earth will perish.

75
00:06:19,208 --> 00:06:20,625
Ooh, dang.

76
00:06:31,041 --> 00:06:34,000
I lost my best hover chair,
but it was worth it.

77
00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,750
When I get out of here,
I'm going to...

78
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<i>Will you hurry up</i>
<i>and drain her power?</i>

79
00:06:42,709 --> 00:06:46,959
<i>With that stuff, I know I can</i>
<i>rebuild the Infinity Sword.</i>

80
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You're going to all get it.
You're all going to...

81
00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:58,458
Come on!

82
00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:03,500
<i>Stardust is breaking loose, you fools!</i>

83
00:07:17,709 --> 00:07:20,792
Ha, it is you who are the fool.

84
00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,709
Come again?

85
00:07:23,709 --> 00:07:26,041
Will you stop moving?

86
00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:29,750
Well, my cosmic power
is like unto zilch

87
00:07:29,834 --> 00:07:32,250
compared to the might of Galactus.

88
00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:34,083
If you cannot even hold me,

89
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I suggest you leave Earth
before you face real power.

90
00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,208
All life will end.

91
00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:49,792
Nobody ends life on Earth but Doom!

92
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Hey, look.

93
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Yikes.

94
00:07:58,083 --> 00:08:01,125
You are going to take me
to your master.

95
00:08:01,208 --> 00:08:04,458
I'd like a word with this Galactix.

96
00:08:04,542 --> 00:08:06,625
It's Galactus.

97
00:08:06,709 --> 00:08:08,125
Oh!

98
00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:10,375
<i>Whatever.</i>

99
00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:12,834
<i>Get my rocket ship ready.</i>

100
00:08:19,792 --> 00:08:22,333
<i>Now, let me get this straight.</i>

101
00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:27,041
This is no time
for hanging pictures, Iron Man.

102
00:08:27,125 --> 00:08:29,583
Like I said in the first act,
the Earth will perish.

103
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We must evacuate.

104
00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:33,667
When Colonel Fury hears about this,
he'll evacuate the people.

105
00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:35,417
Okay, what is a Galactus,

106
00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:37,083
and why haven't we heard
of one before?

107
00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:39,250
I am not what I seem.

108
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Cosmic.

109
00:08:48,208 --> 00:08:50,458
<i>Long ago,</i>
<i>on my home planet Zenn-La,</i>

110
00:08:50,542 --> 00:08:52,458
<i>I was an astronomer</i>
<i>called Norrin Radd.</i>

111
00:08:52,542 --> 00:08:54,041
<i>Radd?</i>

112
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<i>Totally.</i>

113
00:08:55,083 --> 00:08:57,542
<i>I was the first to spot Galactus</i>
<i>coming for us.</i>

114
00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:00,166
<i>We knew that he devours whole worlds</i>

115
00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:02,583
<i>by draining the power cosmic out of them.</i>

116
00:09:24,291 --> 00:09:27,583
<i>He agreed to spare my home,</i>
<i>if in return I became his herald.</i>

117
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,250
<i>Galactus gave me</i>
<i>a tiny fraction of his power,</i>

118
00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:37,250
<i>and he made me</i>
<i>the cosmic being you see today.</i>

119
00:09:37,792 --> 00:09:40,417
<i>As his herald, I would prepare</i>
<i>planets for destruction,</i>

120
00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,500
<i>evacuating as many as I could...</i>

121
00:09:46,291 --> 00:09:47,667
Before the end came.

122
00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:51,667
Wow, you saved
your whole planet, and more.

123
00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:54,041
Truly thou art the greatest hero of all.

124
00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:55,542
I am no hero.

125
00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:57,291
No matter how many I saved,

126
00:09:57,375 --> 00:10:01,166
I couldn't bear to see world upon world
gobbled up, so I left him.

127
00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:04,125
In my absence,
Galactus has taken other heralds.

128
00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:05,667
Ugh.

129
00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:08,291
Wait a minute.
This guy eats whole planets?

130
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,917
Of course not.

131
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,959
He takes several bites
and chews them thoroughly.

132
00:10:12,041 --> 00:10:14,792
Oh, yeah.

133
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:17,583
I have spent my time
as a Squaddie trying make up

134
00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:19,291
for the planets I could not save,

135
00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:21,709
and learning to cook
for smaller appetites.

136
00:10:22,291 --> 00:10:24,291
Hulk love that story.

137
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,583
Shiny poignant.
Oh, me love shiny.

138
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,208
<i>Bail. Bail.</i>

139
00:10:35,291 --> 00:10:39,625
Bail. Bail. Bail.

140
00:10:39,709 --> 00:10:42,125
I'm bailing, I'm bailing.

141
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:45,959
Ew! Why did I pick you
for this job, Mole Man?

142
00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:48,375
Hey, your gas
is as good as mine.

143
00:10:50,041 --> 00:10:51,583
Lookie, MODOK

144
00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:55,583
You bumpy green doofus, keep bailing.

145
00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,458
And don't stop until I tell you.

146
00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,041
Fools.

147
00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:03,291
I'm working with fools
who don't appreciate me.

148
00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:06,291
The water goes
outside the boat, Einstein.

149
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,041
Oh, okay.

150
00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:13,625
Well, that's more like it.

151
00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:38,500
Doom, you meddle with forces
beyond your understanding.

152
00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:42,000
Like I haven't heard that before.

153
00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:43,750
Will you listen to me?

154
00:11:43,834 --> 00:11:46,417
Your arm's too short
to box with Galactus.

155
00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:49,583
He's bigger than you can imagine.

156
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:52,291
Oh, really?
Just where is this Galactacus?

157
00:11:52,375 --> 00:11:54,291
It's Galactus.

158
00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:56,709
Whatever-person.

159
00:12:00,417 --> 00:12:03,083
Galactus is here.

160
00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:07,959
Stardust, my herald,

161
00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:11,166
have you found a planet
to ease my great hunger?

162
00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:16,834
Um, Earth is a most snackable world,
master, but quite heavily populated.

163
00:12:16,917 --> 00:12:18,667
Galactus must eat.

164
00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,917
Who cares what happens
to the puny creatures

165
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,166
that live on my food?

166
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,917
Excuse me? Galactic...

167
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000
It's Galactus.

168
00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:28,625
Ah, whatever, whatever.
I have a proposition for you.

169
00:12:28,709 --> 00:12:32,542
I'll take the fight
out of Earth's heroes for you,

170
00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:36,750
if you give me a tiny bit
of your cosmic power...

171
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:40,750
Say, enough to reassemble
the Infinity Sword.

172
00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:41,959
What do you say?

173
00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:45,583
Pest.

174
00:12:51,542 --> 00:12:53,250
Finish preparing the Earth.

175
00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:56,750
I'd like an early dinner.
There is a game on at 6:00.

176
00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:38,166
Well, here we are
on the dark side of the moon.

177
00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:43,166
The six of us
should at least slow Galactus down.

178
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,250
Ow. Who stepped on my heel?

179
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,667
Sorry.

180
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:50,250
Thing, you give me a flat tire here
and the whole suit depressurizes.

181
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:52,000
Hey, I said I was sorry.

182
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:53,583
Mind if I light the way?

183
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,959
Johnny, as Iron Man just implied,
the moon has no atmosphere.

184
00:13:57,041 --> 00:13:58,333
Your flame powers don't work here.

185
00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:02,041
Hey, Stretcho, what's the big idea,

186
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,000
making me land a ship
in the dark anyway?

187
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:05,500
We need to be right
on the edge of night

188
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,000
when this Galactus arrives.

189
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:11,000
I get it. That way,
he'll have the sun in his eyes.

190
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,709
So, uh, when's he getting here?

191
00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:15,750
I'm tracking him as we speak.

192
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,250
That's Galactus.

193
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:20,959
He will be here in time
for the early bird special.

194
00:14:21,041 --> 00:14:22,834
You do know him well.

195
00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:24,667
My friends, flee if you can,

196
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:29,166
but if you plan to resist him,
I will have to dispose of you all.

197
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,375
Hey, hey, hey,
is that any way to talk?

198
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,417
Ain't you a lady or something?

199
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:36,000
Firelord. Terrax the Tamer.

200
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,709
Okay, now you're
just making names up.

201
00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:42,291
Surfer, you face three heralds,
each as powerful as you.

202
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:46,208
Now, will you move aside?

203
00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:06,667
<i>T-minus 18 hours</i>
<i>and 6 seconds.</i>

204
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:20,000
<i>T-minus 12 hours</i>
<i>and 6 seconds.</i>

205
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:03,417
<i>T-minus 2 hours</i>
<i>and 12 seconds.</i>

206
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:04,667
We're not going to make it.

207
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:06,959
The world's going to get gobbled up.

208
00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:09,250
The whole world. Ah!

209
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,458
Now, now, Ms. Marvel,

210
00:16:10,542 --> 00:16:12,959
super heroes have saved
the Earth a dozen times.

211
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,458
Maybe even twelve.

212
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:16,458
Nothing can beat us
when we all pull together,

213
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,792
not even this galaxy gourmet fellow.

214
00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:22,291
Wow, thanks, Cap.

215
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:23,500
You bet.

216
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,375
Now, suck it up, soldier.

217
00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:27,375
That crybaby crud won't get
this space ark built.

218
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,041
Put some juice in your caboose.

219
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:31,709
Hup, hup, hup. Hup!

220
00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:33,375
That last hup goes for
the rest of you, too.

221
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:36,875
Super Hero City, time to hero hup.

222
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,875
Evacuation in one hour.

223
00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:06,667
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.

224
00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:19,166
<i>No chance, weird herald,</i>

225
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:21,583
because this is where Earth
makes its last stand.

226
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,208
Tell your planet-munching boss

227
00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:25,208
that there's no such thing
as a free lunch.

228
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:28,041
Okay, but don't blame me
for your demolition.

229
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:32,375
Blame your friend who fights
when he should run... Norrin Radd.

230
00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:41,291
All right!

231
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:45,208
I was starting to think
this was some kind of staring contest.

232
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,625
We think alike, human.

233
00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:53,625
Ah, you lousy crumb bum.

234
00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:10,583
I think what she's trying to say is,

235
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:13,250
"Reed, darling,
we can't keep this up all day."

236
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:36,083
Hey, how come that guy
gets to be on fire?

237
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,333
Put this around your wrist.

238
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,667
It creates a micro-layer
of oxygen around you.

239
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,667
I was saving it
for your birthday.

240
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:45,709
In that case, there's something
I've been meaning to say...

241
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,166
Flame on! Yeah!

242
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,000
Criminy.

243
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,792
You have sealed your fate.

244
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,417
Only to keep it fresh.

245
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,375
I hate when fate loses its crunch.

246
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,291
It's clobbering time.

247
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:24,250
We better bounce.

248
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:36,625
Statistically, this fight
can only end in a stalemate.

249
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,291
I know, I was going to say that.

250
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:41,083
Whoa, is it hot on this moon,
or is it just me?

251
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:05,667
Let us end this.

252
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:08,709
We are all as nothing
compared to Galactus.

253
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,125
True.

254
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,000
Stop.

255
00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:17,125
You say something, chrome dome?
I still got moon dirt in my ears.

256
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:21,667
Looks like the cosmic cuties over here
just realized we don't give up easy.

257
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,083
Well, the heralds
have done what we could.

258
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:27,041
Galactus will obliterate
any foolish enough to remain.

259
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:30,000
Again with the "Galactus is coming,
Galactus is coming."

260
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,458
Is that all anybody can say?

261
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:14,750
Galactus is here.

262
00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:20,583
<i>Uh, what if we called in a plumber?</i>

263
00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:23,375
I'm going to have to breathe soon.

264
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:26,166
Forget breathing,
we have to get our story straight.

265
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,375
Oh...

266
00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:29,458
Blame it all on Farty McFartpants.

267
00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:32,250
Ooh. Good idea.

268
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:40,041
That's more like it.

269
00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:54,000
For once, I must thank you fools.

270
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:58,834
Your thoughtful planning
cooled down my re-entry.

271
00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:03,417
It was all Farty McFartpants' idea.

272
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:06,917
No. No, it was mine.
MODOK McMepants

273
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:13,834
Oh yes, and uh, by the by?
Earth is about to be destroyed.

274
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:16,333
Wait, is that bad?

275
00:22:16,417 --> 00:22:17,792
Oh, oh. What should we do?

276
00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:21,000
Well I don't know
about you two cretins,

277
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:24,208
but I am getting out of here!

278
00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:25,417
Ta-ta.