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找不到碎片嗎？
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我好愛這首歌
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壞人雖無所不在
只要大聲叫出來
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英雄就會出動
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甚麼英雄的
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嘿
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不要鬧啦，臭嘴巴
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哦，是嗎，你真這麼想？
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-按回去
-停
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按回去
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不要
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不要吵
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找不到碎片
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我還能找誰來幫我找到神劍碎片咧
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碎片應該找到差不多了，末日博士
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你閉嘴，魔多客
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好幾星期沒碎片任何消息了
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你眼前這位是絕望的末日啊
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絕望心情害你很好偷襲
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驚奇女士說得對，末日
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你總是派你的手下到處搶碎片
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自己卻躲在邪惡堡防禦系統背後
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我就是邪惡堡的防禦系統
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你好啊，美女
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我們每次重逢都是一整個尷尬
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可惡的宇宙能量
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好痛
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我終於找到他了
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有了無限神劍
我將統治全宇宙
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好了，英雄聯盟，出動！
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壞人雖然無處不在
但只要大聲叫出來
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英雄就會出動
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他們有點相處不來
但合作起來超厲害
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隨時準備出動
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誰人排除萬難
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出動救援
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超級英雄聯盟
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他們會再次出動救援
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超級英雄聯盟出動
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狼人和變形俠醫超駭人
末日博士不會有好下場
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鐵甲奇俠加入戰鬥
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飛隼飛行超極速
銀魔一起破風前行
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雷神之鎚最強大
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超級英雄聯盟
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他們會再次出動救援
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超級英雄聯盟出動
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超級英雄聯盟出動
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超級英雄聯盟出動
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超級英雄聯盟出動
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超級英雄聯盟
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我討厭超級英雄聯盟
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《超級英雄聯盟》
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《末日前的最後機會》
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誰是我的心肝寶貝？
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好好抱哦
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醒來，壞蛋
昏睡過去的人應該是我
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喂，來自宇宙的討厭鬼
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你用宇宙能量電我就要付出慘重代價
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你別想跑
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我已經瞄準你了
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我才已經瞄準你了
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我早已經瞄準你了
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我都沒人可以瞄準
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我幫你們打破這僵局吧
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甚麼…
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星塵，我的老友
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-甚麼風把你吹來地球？
-我來警告你的，他來了
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不會吧
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騙你做甚麼，他來了
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氣死我了
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又來了個有宇宙能量的討厭鬼
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她應該會比銀魔更好對付吧
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面具背後的你有點像去年夏天
困在我們垃圾桶裡的小浣熊耶
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恕我直言
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是嗎？
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討厭
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正是我需要的
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41、42、43、44…
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他知道我在這裡嗎？
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現在你暫時逃過了他的追殺
地球就不同
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現在他目光瞄準了地球
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-超恐懼不安
-超恐懼不…
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我讓你恐懼個夠…
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不要
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-嘿
-且慢
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你這傻宇宙人，他們要走了
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讓星塵去對付末日
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魔多客
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我們要立刻展開大規模撤離行動
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請問是為甚麼？
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銀河王要來了，地球將遭到摧毀
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哦，超慘的
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我失去最棒懸浮椅，但很值得
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等我逃出去，你們就…
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快吸乾她的能量好嗎？
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有那能量，我就能重組無限神劍
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想活命的話，放我出去…
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拜託…
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她快衝出來了，飯桶
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你才是個大飯桶
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你說甚麼？
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不要亂動啦
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我的宇宙力量比起銀河王
簡直是小巫見大巫
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你連我都對付不了
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建議你趁他出手前，撤離地球
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萬物將滅絕
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只有我末日可以滅絕萬物
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嘿，你看
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慘了
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你…要帶我去見你的主人
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我想跟「恆河王」說話
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是銀河王
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差不多啦
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準備好我的火箭
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先讓我把畫擺好
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現在不是擺畫最佳時機，鐵甲奇俠
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我在第一幕說過，地球將被摧毀
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我們必須撤離
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費局長得知，一定會撤離民眾…
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好啦，銀河王是甚麼
為甚麼從沒聽說過？
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我本來不是這樣的
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都是宇宙
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很久以前，在我家鄉星球Zenn-La
我是個天文學家，名叫諾林萊德
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-萊德？
-是的
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我是最先發現銀河王衝著我們來
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我們都知道他會吞噬行星
吸盡整個星球的宇宙能量
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他同意放過我的家鄉
條件是要我成為他的特使
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銀河王賜給我他超能力的極小部分
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我才變成你們今日所見的模樣
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身為他的特使
我必須準備星球給他毀滅
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盡我所能的撤離生物
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等待世界末日到來
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你拯救了整個行星跟一堆人？
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你真是宇宙最偉大英雄
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我不是英雄
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不論我救了多少人
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我都無法目睹一個個星球遭到吞噬
所以我離開了他
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我走後，銀河王又徵召其他特使
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等一下，他會吞掉…整個星球？
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當然不是，他會連咬幾口
嚼一嚼再吞下去
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哦
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我待在超級英雄聯盟裡
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試圖彌補無法拯救其他行星的遺憾
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學習幫胃口小的人做菜
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變形俠醫好喜歡這故事
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閃亮亮好可憐，我愛閃亮亮
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舀水…
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舀水…
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我在舀了…
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為甚麼在密閉空間放屁，鼴鼠人
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你的屁跟我的一樣臭啦
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你看，魔多客
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你這可憐綠頭傻瓜，繼續舀
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不准再偷懶…
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飯桶
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跟我合作的飯桶一點都不了解我
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往外潑啊，光頭愛因斯坦
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好喔
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這還差不多
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末日，他的超能力超越你的理解
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這種話我聽多了
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你聽我說好嗎？
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你手太短，完全打不到銀河王
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他…大到你…無法想像
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哦，是嗎？
這個「恆河王」在哪裡？
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是銀河王
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銀…隨便啦
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銀河王駕到
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星塵，我的特使
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找到星球讓我解除巨大飢餓感了嗎？
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地球是最可口的星球，大王
可是地球生物太多了
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銀河王要吃飯
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誰在乎住在我食物上的無用小生物？
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不好意思，「恆河王」
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銀河王啦
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隨便啦，我們商量一下
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我會幫你除掉地球上的臭英雄
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你賜給我一點你的宇宙超能力
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只要足夠我重組無限神劍就可以了
如何？
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臭蟲
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完成準備地球工作
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我想早點吃晚餐，六點有球賽轉播
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我們到了，月球的陰暗面
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至少我們六個可以拖延一下銀河王
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誰踩我後腳跟？
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真抱歉
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石頭人，你害霸氣盡失
鋼鐵裝會整個扁掉了
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我都說了抱歉
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要我來照路嗎？
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強尼，正如鐵甲奇俠所暗示的
月球上並沒有大氣層
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你的霹靂火點不著
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伸縮人
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為甚麼叫我把太空船飛進黑暗之中？
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等銀河王抵達時
我們要待在黑夜邊緣
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我明白
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這樣陽光剛好會對他很刺眼
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那…他甚麼時候到？
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我正在追蹤他
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銀河王來了
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他會準時來吃他的晚餐
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你真了解他
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朋友們，能逃就逃吧
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若你們想反抗他
我只好把你們都處理掉了
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你口氣怎麼這麼大啊
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還說你是女人…甚麼的
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焰皇，還有暴君使者
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現在換你在亂講了
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銀魔，你將面對三位特使
超能力都和你一樣強大
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你可以…去旁邊嗎？
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撤離倒數計時，18小時6秒
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撤離倒數計時，12小時6秒
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撤離倒數計時，2小時12秒
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我們來不及了，地球將遭吞噬
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地球啊
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好了，驚奇女士
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超級英雄之前已經拯救過地球十幾遍了
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也許有十二遍了
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只要同心協力就能克服萬難
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連這個銀河大胃王也可以打得過
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-謝謝，隊長
-不用客氣
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給我振作點，士兵
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混水摸魚無法造好太空方舟
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再加把勁
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快…
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00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,410
最後一聲快就是在催你們
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00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,621
超級英雄聯盟出擊，快!
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00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,335
壞人雖無所不在
只要大聲叫出來
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英雄就會出動
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00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:47,298
他們有點相處不來
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隨時準備出動
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排除萬難
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出動救援
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00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:58,184
超級英雄聯盟
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他們會再次出動救援
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一小時內開始撤離
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快…
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想得太美好了，奇怪的特使
因為地球人要在這裡力戰到底
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去跟你們的吞食星球老大說
天下沒有白吃的午餐
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00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:28,131
好吧，別怪我滅絕你們
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要怪就怪你們該逃不逃的朋友
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諾林萊德
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好了
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00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:45,315
我還以為大家只會大眼瞪小眼
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我有同感，地球人
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00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:53,448
你這個討厭的流浪漢
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00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,590
我猜她想要說的應該是…
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00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:13,343
親愛的神奇先生，不能再這樣耗下去
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00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,949
嘿，那傢伙的火怎麼點著的？
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00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:40,704
把這戴在手腕上
可在你周圍製造微大氣層
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00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,539
本來要送你當生日禮物的
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既然如此，我可以說狠話了
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霹靂火
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慘了
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你的死期到了
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我的命還很長
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我只是討厭這樣浪費生命
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是時侯了
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最好快走
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00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,593
理論上，這場戰只能以平手收場才對
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00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,386
我明白，我正要那麼說
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00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:41,181
是月球變熱了，還是我太敏感
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00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:05,705
做個了結吧
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00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:08,750
比起銀河王，我們都太渺小了
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沒錯
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00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:11,920
停手
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你剛才有說話嗎？
有沙子跑進我耳朵裡了
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00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:21,680
宇宙美女才剛了解到我們不是省油的燈
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00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:24,182
特使們已仁至義盡了
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00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:27,143
銀河王會呑滅任何留下來不要命傻瓜
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又在說銀河王來了…
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你們就不能說點別的
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銀河王來了
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00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,613
不如叫水電工來吧
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00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,366
我好像快沒氧氣了
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別管氧氣了，我們要編個合理藉口
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00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,497
全推給臭屁大王好了
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00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,292
好主意
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00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,133
甚麼怪聲？
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00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:54,105
想不到，我要謝謝你們飯桶
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00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:58,693
你們的體貼計劃讓著火的我冷下來
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00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:03,448
這都是臭屁大王的餿主意
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00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,951
錯…是我想到的，魔多客臭屁大王
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00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:13,875
對了，順帶一提，地球快要拜拜了
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00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:17,796
-那是壞事嗎？
-我們怎麼辦？
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你們兩個飯桶，不關我的事
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00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:24,386
我要收拾東西走人
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再見
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