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Hello again!
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I'm your Marveldom Storyteller,
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bringing you today's tale of the most
senses-shattering, mind-bending
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blow-out of all time!
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Let's begin.
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Once upon a previous episode,
Galactus was destroying the Earth.
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What the heck?
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Wait a minute!
That's the devourer of worlds?
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Iron Man, do not tease him.
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Listen well to Stardust,
my Squaddie friend!
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Galactus is all-powerful, with as much
cosmic energy as a million planets.
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Uh-huh, watch this.
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Hey Tiny, nice hat!
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But how many channels you get
with that thing?
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Oh!
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-Yo, Thanos!
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-Oh!
-Nah!
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Yeah, but on a big man like you,
a helmet looks fantastic.
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Ah, save it, Shellhead.
He ain't even looking at you.
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Like we was, I don't know,
nothing or something.
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These appetizers are terrible.
Lifeless.
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My heralds, why has Earth not been
properly prepared for my coming?
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The fault is mine.
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Once you were first
among my heralds, Norrin Radd.
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I have not forgiven you
for leaving me.
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Delay the dinner of Galactus
no longer.
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But why eat Earth?
It's incredible.
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It's warm and cold
and wet and dry,
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and green and brown and blue
and full of the most wonderful humans.
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You know, we could search the galaxy
for another planet.
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-An uninhabited one.
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There's a perfectly good planet
right here.
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Do you expect the devourer of worlds
to skip a meal?
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Where did you go?
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Oh! These humans are insignificant.
Nothing but ants at my picnic.
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Hey, if I was an ant at a picnic,
could I do this?
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Still woozy, I see.
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Earth is off the menu.
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-I tire of your backtalk.
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Whoa, don't tell me we just won.
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Not at all. I sense he has teleported
the heralds billions of light years away.
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And where's wee man himself gone?
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With that Infinity Sword,
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I will rule The Universe!
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All right, Squaddies,
time to hero up!
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I hate those Squaddies!
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Oh!
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The description checks out.
That has to be our man.
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Keep him busy, Cap.
We're working up a secret weapon.
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Awesome. What secret weapon?
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I'm thinking.
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Roger that.
Go with plan B, Heroes.
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Cool tunic. But Galactus
be not the first giant Thor hath felled.
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Oh, Mommy!
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Oh!
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We're not making
a dent in that world-eating bruiser.
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Hup, hup, hup!
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What's he making up there?
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A Destructo pump.
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Galactus prefers to drain life energy
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from a planet's
creamy magma filling first,
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and save the crunchy
outer shell for last.
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Hey, you're the Watcher, right?
Another cosmic-entity guy?
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Why don't you do something?
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I did. I made popcorn.
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Finally, a break.
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All I need to do
is to fly off somewhere
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and wait for Galactus to turn the Earth
into a half-eaten ball of soot.
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Then I can sift the fractals
out of the soot,
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without any of those heroes
getting in my way,
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or anybody.
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My cosmic food processor is complete.
Let the meal begin.
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Oh!
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Purple man strong.
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-But?
-But Hulk...
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Uh, Hulk don't know what.
Purple man just really strong.
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Really, Hulk? For a guy
with such a limited vocabulary,
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letting one of your two catch-phrases
slip by just seemed wrong.
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Hulk don't understand.
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Ho!
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Meddlesome insects.
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Yes!
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Keep at it, Squaddies.
Maybe we can't hurt this lug,
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but we can sure as shooting
wreck his appliances.
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Hup, hup and hup, soldier.
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-So we're agreed?
-No question.
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The Infinity Sword is the only object
powerful enough to save us.
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-The Infinity Sword is...
-Exactly, Surfer.
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There's a good possibility
that between us and Doom,
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all the fractals
have been found already.
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-Yes, I know, but...
-I'll tell the others.
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Hulk, I need some heavy hitters.
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Sheesh, and you're the smart one?
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Now's the time you pick
to raid the bad guys?
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As in now,
when we have no choice? Yeah.
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We have a plan to save the world,
but we need Doom's fractals.
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-Yeah, of course.
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It's like that, is it?
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Just because
I was abandoning you chumps.
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Squirt, squirt, squirt.
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-Stop it!
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No! No!
You can't do this to me.
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Nobody puts baby in the corner!
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M-mark my words!
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I will have my revenge and...
Pardon me!
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Uh!
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Oh!
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Ostendo sum nobis
autrum dimension.
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Salutations and greetings.
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Proprinquious, prodigium
ut autrum dimension.
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Uh! As if.
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You only delay the end.
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I'll show you
who's the cosmic entity.
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He's fumigating us.
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Still missing one little fractal.
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No chance of finding it.
We've been scouring the city for weeks.
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It's a puzzle, all right. Fractals can't
be detected by any kind of scan.
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I got news.
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We're about five minutes from extinction,
and the clock's ticking.
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That's it. Time.
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Time resonance, of course.
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We can't know where the fractal is
in three dimensions,
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but the fourth dimension,
time, will tell us where it's been.
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Let's see.
Get me three Tesseract pullers,
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a wireless lock-washer,
and three opticon scolometers, stat.
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Sweet.
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Uh, Hulk don't understand.
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Huh, there's a first.
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Nay.
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It's taking us there.
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Oh, no!
Hey, this is Reptil's house.
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Keep digging, Wolvie.
Here it comes, here it comes.
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Nothing.
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Huh, Galactus just gassed us.
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The Helicarrier Infirmary is full.
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So where's that secret weapon,
and why are you messing up my lawn?
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Reptil, does this spot
mean anything to you?
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No. The neighbor's dog
likes to go there.
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Phew! Powerful smell,
in a couple of ways. Bad dog.
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Oh, and that's where
I found the Sunstone.
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I see. The energy released
by the shattering Infinity Sword
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sent a fractal back through time,
hundreds of millions of years.
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Wait, Reptil's powers
come from a fossil fractal?
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More like a fractal fossil.
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Ah, so that's why I'm fractal-proof.
I already have one.
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Right. You're fractal-proof?
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Uh, I knew there was something
I wanted to tell you, Tony.
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Big help. I hate to do this to you,
Reptil, but you know what comes next.
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So much for my superhero career.
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Now I'm just some guy
who doesn't wear shoes.
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You're still a hero, kid.
You just proved it.
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It's up to us.
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Pathetic humans.
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You are nothing next to Galactus,
pitiful, puny insects.
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What? Give me that.
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You are insignificant.
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Stop it.
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Now don't tell me the bad guys are
teaming up with the good guys.
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-Right.
-How pathetic, ain't it?
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Right-o
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Nice ears.
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I am so hungry.
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Avert your eyes.
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There are some sights man and woman
were not meant to see.
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Too late.
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Ah-ha!
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Ms. Marvel, Kirby's crackle of frustration
just destroyed all of Villainville.
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Sister, you said a mouthful.
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Squirt, squirt, squirt.
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No!
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Nah!
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The whole blamed planet's
busting up.
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Calm down,
it's not the end of the world.
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-Oh, shoot, it is.
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Heroes of Earth, Hero Up!
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Hey, watch it.
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It's clobbering time.
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Ah-ha!
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Lightning still hath no effect. Jiminy.
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I hate to do it, but we've got to
erase Galactus from existence.
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Huh!
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Do these gnats never stop?
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That's it?
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That's what you're doing wrong.
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-At last.
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The good part, where all of reality
bends to my whim.
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Oh!
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D'oh! No, this thing is just
a garden-variety disintegrator.
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How do I work this?
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The Infinity Sword can only be operated
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by the being who wears
the Infinity Gauntlet.
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There's a gauntlet, too?
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Gung-ho!
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Aw, man!
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Reptil's fractal-proof.
There's another Infinity whatchahoozie.
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Why don't people tell me these things?
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Welcome to management.
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A source of cosmic power,
unlike anything I have seen.
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Delish.
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Oh!
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Incoming.
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Nuts!
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Infinity reflux. It happens
when I eat between planets.
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A few burnt continents
will clear that up.
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Mr. Fantastic?
Any brilliant last-minute save?
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I was going to do that.
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Do not fear, my teammate.
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You.
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Whoa! Ow!
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No planet
has ever defied Galactus so.
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'Tis all fun and games,
till somebody loseth an eye.
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Why do you anger Galactus?
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Forgive me, great one.
I have a proposition.
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Spare this jewel of a planet,
with its wonderful humans.
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I know they can't evacuate
to save their lives,
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but they have
so many other good qualities.
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No.
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What if I were to become
Galactus' herald again?
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Interesting.
Let's discuss this after dinner.
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Now, Galactus.
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You're aggravating my heartburn.
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Yes, there has never been a herald
as clever or as bold as you.
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-You would come back?
-On one condition,
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that I only find you worlds
which have no intelligent life.
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Uh, what intelligent life?
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Sounds dangerous.
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It would be like old times.
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You and me, together,
traveling the open space ways.
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Without the needless carnage.
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It is done...
right after dinner.
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-Now.
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Come, Storm.
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-Oh!
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Here, it's probably safer with you.
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Yes, when held by one who wears
the Infinity Gauntlet.
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Oh, skip it. After this, I'm through
with Infinity anything.
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Surfer, you sure about this?
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We all answer the call of the cosmos.
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You don't have another one of those
little snacky swords, do you?
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Everybody smile.
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Everybody say "cheese."
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Villain, I've been hoping to haul your
heinous heinie to the hoosegow.
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You heroes don't know the half of it.
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We'll tell you
all the real bad stuff.
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-You bet you will.
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You still here? I thought
you were skipping out.
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She digs me.
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Oh, next time
I take over the world, I work alone.
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We'll never forget you, Surfer.
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And I will never forget this place
and its strange customs,
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or my many friends,
or the $10 that Wolverine owes me.
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Oh, you're never going to see that.
253
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Or Thor's powerful belches
after a big meal.
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I heard that.
255
00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:26,583
Come, herald.
256
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:29,417
Endless space beckons,
and Galactus is starving.
257
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,375
Plus, I need to check the scores.
258
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,750
Hmm, I know of a nebula
that nobody will miss.
259
00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:36,834
Ooh, drive-through.
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And so the Infinity Sword was rebuilt,
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but Doom didn't get his hands on it.
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The Silver Surfer returned to space,
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but his heroic sacrifice saved us all.
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End of story.
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Until next time,
I'm your Marveldom Storyteller.
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Tell me another story.
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Ms. Marvel, that is the most
vivid briefing you've ever given.
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Your parents okay, kid?
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Back home, safe and sound.
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00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:07,917
Huh! I'm going to miss all this.
271
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I mean, I can never change
by yelling "Brachiosaur Tail."
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00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:13,333
The fractal's energy must have...
273
00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:16,041
Whoa, now I turn into
whole dinosaurs?
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It's a little different, but I'll take it.
275
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Oh, Iron Man, can I say it please?
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Yes, if you get off me.
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Super Hero Squad...
Hero up!