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Loading dock four, ready for pick up.

2
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Aww, Hulk miss Shiny.

3
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Yeah, I know, we all miss
the Silver Surfer, big guy.

4
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But the Super Hero Squad
is kaput.

5
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Now, that there isn't a new super-villain
throw down everyday

6
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it makes sense for SHIELD
to move back into their helicarrier.

7
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Yeah, Dr. Doom hath been
in jail for months, dude.

8
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Did I just say "dude"?

9
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See you around, bucket head.

10
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Good luck, Thor.

11
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Verily.

12
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Time to go? I had to check on something.
When can I come back?

13
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Soon as pigs fly
or we become SHIELD agents.

14
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Or I guess we come back
if there some other big,

15
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big cosmic threat
that took all of us to defeat.

16
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Oh, that's not gonna happen,
right? It's crazy.

17
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Oh.

18
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At last, the lost treasure
of Ypsilantis!

19
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And most of all, the Infinity Gauntlet.

20
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Some assembly required.

21
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Soon the whole universe
will be my plaything.

22
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And I don't take
very good care of my toys.

23
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With this Infinity Gauntlet

24
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I, Thanos, will rule the universe!

25
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All right, Squaddies,
time to Hero Up.

26
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With the Infinity Gauntlet, I can destroy
to my dark little heart's content.

27
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-Not so fast, Thanos.
-Huh?

28
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A conqueror of a thousand suns
type like you

29
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could use that thing to start
another galactic war.

30
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Well, well, looks who's here.

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Mar-Vell of the Kree Empire.

32
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That's Captain Marvel,
asteroid clown.

33
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I was on my way to a peace conference
when I saw you steal it.

34
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Now, drop the glove before
these Nega-bands negate you.

35
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You have bigger things to worry about

36
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than your peace treaty
with the Skrulls.

37
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I was holding back.

38
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If I have to pull this Soul Stone over...

39
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Don't even think...

40
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Tight fit.

41
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-Yeah.
-Hey.

42
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Where am I?

43
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Shh, shh, trapped
in the Soul Stone.

44
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I'll explain later.

45
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Another champion gone.

46
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Whew. Soon I'll have the power

47
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to grind whole chunks
of the sky into paste.

48
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<i>Hmm? Am I supposed to say</i>
<i>something here?</i>

49
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I'm monologuing.

50
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Marvel is due at the peace talks

51
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between his Kree Empire
and the Skrulls.

52
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Well, when he doesn't show up

53
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the Skrulls will assume
it's a trick and retaliate.

54
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Thousands of worlds will be lost
in a universal war.

55
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Ooh, I really do bring the party with me.

56
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Ah, finally I have
a little time to catch up

57
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on some pressing business
correspondence.

58
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First, I'll un-friend Juggernaut.

59
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Now, dear Monongahela Metal Foundry

60
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I am shocked and appalled...
That's good.

61
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...by the shoddy workmanship
of...

62
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-Whoa!
-Iron Man, we have to hurry.

63
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S.H.I.E.L.D. has been using
a sub-geometric quantum

64
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radio-telescope to listen in on
the Kree-Skrull peace talks.

65
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Yeah, yeah, sure. That's the Kree Empire.
That's the Skrull Empire.

66
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And there's Earth
right in the middle. Whoa.

67
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If this war gets any worse,
Earth will be caught in the crossfire.

68
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Thank you. Captain Marvel
is supposed to be above

69
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the Skrull throne world right now,
but he's gone missing.

70
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Boy, isn't that just like a Kree.

71
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I want the Squad to back me
up on a diplomatic mission...

72
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-Uh, I won't do that if I were you...
-To calm the Skrulls down

73
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before there's
an intergalactic conflict.

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Oh, dang.

75
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Two itty-bitty problems.

76
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There isn't a Super Hero Squad anymore

77
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and you can't just fly the helicarrier
to another galaxy.

78
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Hey, ow, ow.

79
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S.H.I.E.L.D. has a secret jump station.

80
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Secret jump station?

81
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What's a jump station?

82
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Wish us luck.

83
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<i>Uh, good luck and play nice, you two.</i>

84
00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:06,667
-Meet your new space navigator.

85
00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:10,000
H.E.R.B.I.E, the Fantastic Four's cute
yet comedic robot?

86
00:08:10,083 --> 00:08:12,083
No, H.E.R.B.I.E, the singing cowboy.

87
00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:13,583
Want to see a rope trick?

88
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Owned.

89
00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:19,208
Hey, guys.

90
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Ms. M needs us for one last mission,
shell head.

91
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-What say thee?
-I say thee... whoa!

92
00:08:24,959 --> 00:08:26,709
Does that mean yes?
Help me out here.

93
00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:46,375
Ooh, the genius of Dr. Doom
in solitary confinement.

94
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Villainville destroyed.

95
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My life in ruin!

96
00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:53,625
Well, at least in here
I'm free of those two idiots

97
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M.O.D.O.K. and Abomination.

98
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Ooh.

99
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-Ah, lunch time.

100
00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,542
Huh? Fools!

101
00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:06,500
Oh, if I had any weapons
left in this armor

102
00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:12,166
I'd roast my jailers alive
and finally have a decent meal.

103
00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:14,458
-Ooh.

104
00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:36,208
<i>Teleporter rift on stand-by.</i>

105
00:09:36,291 --> 00:09:38,041
<i>Prepare for jump</i>
<i>in 20 seconds.</i>

106
00:09:42,542 --> 00:09:44,667
Ooh, what's this?

107
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I'll ask again.
What is a jump station?

108
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Welcome to age
of teleportation.

109
00:10:01,583 --> 00:10:05,125
Oh, my, my, my.

110
00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:08,792
Long-range teleporter.

111
00:10:12,917 --> 00:10:14,625
Whoa, where are we?

112
00:10:14,709 --> 00:10:16,750
Sweet honey in the rock.

113
00:10:16,834 --> 00:10:18,041
'Tis space.

114
00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:19,875
Ooh, where's space?

115
00:10:19,959 --> 00:10:22,458
Not just any space, deep space.

116
00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:29,542
-Hey, what's that?

117
00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:33,041
Huh?

118
00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:36,208
Be right back.
I need to check on something.

119
00:10:36,291 --> 00:10:37,709
Uh... uh.

120
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:43,250
Aah, we're leaking air.

121
00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:45,250
The ship wasn't designed
for space travel.

122
00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,709
Slow leak. Probably fine.

123
00:10:47,792 --> 00:10:49,834
Probably fine?

124
00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:53,750
<i>Unidentified Kree vessel</i>
<i>surrender at once.</i>

125
00:10:53,834 --> 00:10:58,208
<i>The Skrull Imperial Forces</i>
<i>have you surrounded.</i>

126
00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:01,333
Good job, H.E.R.B.I.E, "probably fine."

127
00:11:05,792 --> 00:11:10,125
Whatever the Super Hero Squad
is up to it's big!

128
00:11:11,834 --> 00:11:16,041
Huh? You don't just teleport
across the galaxy for kicks.

129
00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:19,125
Something up there
is ripe for plunder.

130
00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:21,709
And I want it.

131
00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:25,834
Although, what would Red Skull do?

132
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:28,792
Of course, of course!

133
00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:32,208
I'll break out of here
follow the Squaddies into space

134
00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:35,500
destroy them, and take their stuff.

135
00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:39,083
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you,
my inspirational poster.

136
00:11:40,709 --> 00:11:42,166
Thunderball! We're through!

137
00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:44,083
Yeah, Wrecker, that pickaxe you stole

138
00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:46,291
from the prison dentist really did the...

139
00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:47,625
Oh, dang.

140
00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:49,333
Hello, boys.

141
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,125
Bustin' out, I see.

142
00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:52,834
Mind if I tag along?

143
00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:57,166
What are you, deficient or something?

144
00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:02,291
We trusted you on that Infinity Sword job
and you cheated us.

145
00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:06,500
Yeah, after we trusted you.

146
00:12:06,583 --> 00:12:12,083
Well, obviously, I can't cheat you
before you trust me.

147
00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:14,834
I never thought of that.

148
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,500
Ow!

149
00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:18,667
Fools!

150
00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:24,291
-Huh?
-What did you say?

151
00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:28,500
How foolish of me
to put myself in the way

152
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:31,208
of your ball and chain.

153
00:12:31,291 --> 00:12:34,834
-What's the plan?
-I don't suppose you have a crowbar?

154
00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:36,709
Fresh out.

155
00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:39,208
Uh, right, right, right.

156
00:12:39,917 --> 00:12:41,125
Listen up.

157
00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:42,959
We break through this wall

158
00:12:43,041 --> 00:12:45,834
and jump three stories to the ground, see?

159
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,792
-Oh.
-Then while the guards are distracted

160
00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:55,083
with shooting at us, we break through
the outer wall, right?

161
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:56,542
Do go on.

162
00:12:56,625 --> 00:13:00,458
And then we do the same
with the outer, outer wall.

163
00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:03,083
And the next outer wall
and so on

164
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:06,792
and so forth
till we get to the street.

165
00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:10,917
-I see.
-Then we wait for a bus.

166
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:16,792
When the bus comes, we hijack it
and we drive over to Jersey.

167
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:18,625
Well, well, well, well,
my, my, my, my.

168
00:13:18,709 --> 00:13:23,291
That certainly is the worst plan
I have ever heard.

169
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:27,375
It's a first draft!
What do you want?

170
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,542
You kept your brains in that crowbar,
didn't you?

171
00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:36,083
Now, huddle up, kids. And let Daddy Doom
come up with a scheme that works.

172
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,417
<i>Give up, Kree.</i>

173
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,542
<i>Super-Skrull demands it.</i>

174
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,917
Let me be diplomatic
and non-threatening.

175
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,500
We aren't Kree.
We're looking for a boyfriend.

176
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:52,041
I mean, my boyfriend.
I mean, Captain Marvel.

177
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:54,750
Dang it! Now I'm flustered.

178
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,959
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait just a minute.

179
00:13:57,041 --> 00:13:59,792
Your imaginary boyfriend in space
is Captain Marvel?

180
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:01,041
Ooh?

181
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,125
Ha, Wait, wait, wait.

182
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:05,041
She's got a boyfriend?

183
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:07,125
OK, moving on.

184
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:08,750
-She's not free?
-Yeah, we get it.

185
00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:10,750
-She's not free?
-Oh, big news.

186
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,291
Yeah, I'll alert the press.

187
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:14,834
Be this the down-low
of earthly lore?

188
00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:18,375
You guys are so immature.
Let it go!

189
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,000
Where's space?

190
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,542
I give up.

191
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,000
Whoa!

192
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,458
Hands up, Kree scum.

193
00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:41,375
-Earth scum, you big dumb...

194
00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:45,208
Wait, wait, no fighting.
We're supposed to be diplomats.

195
00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:47,250
Yeah, no fighting.

196
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,208
-Just smashing!
-Ah!

197
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:54,625
Hulk, no!

198
00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:07,917
The rest of you,
show us your hands.

199
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,709
Make sure they stay put.

200
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,875
We got to stop this
before it gets serious.

201
00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:22,750
You mean more serious, right?

202
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:31,417
-Deck five's clear.
-It's a very big boat.

203
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,166
Hulk and Super-Skrull could be...

204
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,458
Huh?
Oh, where spaceman go?

205
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:47,709
Ooh.
Spaceman sucker punch Hulk.

206
00:15:56,792 --> 00:15:57,917
Huh?

207
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,625
Hurt like... like heck!

208
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,750
Have you forgotten
that the Super-Skrull

209
00:16:02,834 --> 00:16:05,583
has all the power
of Earth's Fantastic Four?

210
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,667
Hulk not remember
what Hulk forgot.

211
00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:19,583
Ow!

212
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:27,625
Ow.

213
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,667
I am through with you, monster.

214
00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:38,083
-You need a bigger laser.
-Huh?

215
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:40,250
Yeah, the little ones
just make him grouchy.

216
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,333
Hulk, we're in the middle
of a delicate mission.

217
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:45,583
Violence only exacerbates
an already precarious situation.

218
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:48,583
Huh? Hulk no understand
big words.

219
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:52,709
No fight because Hulk trust yellow hair.

220
00:16:52,792 --> 00:16:55,000
Hulk trust yellow hair.

221
00:16:56,834 --> 00:16:57,709
Huh?

222
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,625
Let's go.

223
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:05,792
You are all prisoners
of the Skrull Empire.

224
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,959
Don't remind me.
Psst, H.E.R.B.I.E.

225
00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:10,625
Stash the ship behind a moon
and stand by.

226
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:39,208
Why does it got
to be dirty laundry?

227
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,041
Because, Thunderball

228
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:43,792
the dirty stuff is what they carry out.

229
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,250
You can hide in the clean
fluffy laundry

230
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,542
when you break into prison.

231
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:50,125
Slams your clams.

232
00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:01,041
Uh.

233
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:17,667
Whoa!

234
00:18:18,709 --> 00:18:20,834
Just a few more yards. Run!

235
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,709
Hup! Hup! Ho!

236
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,542
I'll take it from here, men.

237
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,291
Wrecker, Thunderball

238
00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:44,542
hold it right there.

239
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,917
-You call that a plan?
-Yeah.

240
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,208
Tell it to the Warden.

241
00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:53,458
Aha, there you are.

242
00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:56,041
Oh, I haven't forgotten you,
Dr. Doom.

243
00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:59,834
In fact, I want to thank you
for stopping these two from escaping.

244
00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:04,166
Nuts!

245
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:10,083
Look at the bright side, now you'll
only be serving 10 life sentences.

246
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:11,917
But I...

247
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:18,250
Hup, hup, hup, hup.
Hup hup, hup! Hey-oh.

248
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:22,834
Oh, you'll be rid of Doom
sooner than that.

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00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:25,041
I can't let the Super Hero Squad

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tour the galaxy while I rot in jail.

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We're in jail?

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Aww, Hulk always hounded

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-and hunted...

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...and hungry!

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No prison can hold Hulk!

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Hulk, the walls have one-way
inertia fields.

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When you hit them, they bounce
your own force right back at you.

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Blah, puny force.

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Hulk smash!

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At least he's making an effort.

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We need to bust out of here.

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What we need is a brilliant
save.

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If only I can reverse the polarity

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of the field with a well-placed
unibeam burst.

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Ask me, the polarity
is fine the way it is.

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Any other ideas?

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Hey, guys, I wasn't sure
whether I should mention this

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but we've got
an ace in the hole.

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Listen...

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Oops, to be continued.

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These are the prisoners,
Princess Anelle.

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I know that.

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The question is how many of them

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must I vaporize
before the others talk?

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-Ooh.

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<i>With those meddling</i>
<i>Earthlings out of the way,</i>

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I'll make certain that the
Skrulls and Kree declare

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an all out intergalactic war
that will destroy the entire galaxy!

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And best of all, I, Thanos,
will have a front row seat.

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Yeah.