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四號碼頭，準備好了
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（飢餓英雄貨運）
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變形俠醫想念閃亮亮
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我懂，我們都想念銀魔，大塊頭
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可是超級英雄聯盟被淘汰了
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現在不用成天打倒新的超級反派
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神盾局想回到飛行航母上也是理所當然的
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對，末日博士都被關好幾個月了，兄弟
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我剛說了「兄弟」嗎?
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再會了，水桶頭
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祝你好運，雷神
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確實需要
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要走了嗎？我檢查一下東西
甚麼時候可以回來？
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等豬會飛的時候或是我們成為神盾局特工
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要是有巨大的宇宙威脅打敗了我們所有人
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我們也許會回來的
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這不可能發生的，對吧？太誇張了
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最終，找到了亞歷山大的失落珍寶！
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當中最重要的，無限手套
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只要經過組裝
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整個宇宙很快就會成為我的玩物
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我可不會善待我的玩具
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有了無限手套
我，魁隆將統治全宇宙！
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好了，英雄聯盟，出動！
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壞人雖然無處不在
但只要大聲叫出來
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英雄就會出動
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他們有點相處不來
但合作起來超厲害
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隨時準備出動
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誰人排除萬難出動救援
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超級英雄聯盟
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他們會再次出動救援
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超級英雄聯盟出動
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超級英雄聯盟出動
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狼人和變形俠醫超駭人
甚至魁隆都不會有好下場
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鐵甲奇俠加入戰鬥
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飛隼飛行超極速
紅女巫打倒壞蛋
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雷神之鎚最強大
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誰人排除萬難出動救援
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超級英雄聯盟
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他們會再次出動救援
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超級英雄聯盟集結出動
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超級英雄聯盟集結出動
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超級英雄聯盟集結出動
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超級英雄聯盟
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《超級英雄聯盟》
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《另一個邪惡秩序-上》
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有了無限手套，讓我黑暗的小心臟蹦蹦跳
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慢著點，魁隆
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像你這種數千個太陽系的統治者可以用
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這東西來引發另一場銀河系戰爭
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你看看，是誰來了？
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克里帝國的邁威爾
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是驚奇隊長，你這小行星渣
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我在往和平會議的路上，看見你偷了它
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現在，放下手套
趁負空間手環還沒發威前
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你現在有比與斯克魯爾人的和平條約
更值得擔心的事
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我受夠了
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非要我用靈魂寶石…
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想都別想…
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好緊
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-好耶
-嘿
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我在哪？
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靈魂寶石裏
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等下再跟你解釋
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又解決一個愛說教的
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很快我就會有能力將整片天空變得混沌
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我應該說些甚麼嗎？
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這是我的獨白
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驚奇隊長無法出席與斯克魯爾人的談判
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要是他沒出現
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斯克魯爾人就會認為被耍而進行報復
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成千上萬個世界都將消失於宇宙戰爭中
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我真會替自己找樂子
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我終於有時間能回覆緊急的商業文件
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首先，和力霸解除朋友關係
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（確定要和力霸解除朋友關係嗎？）
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（是）
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親愛的莫農加希拉金屬鍛造廠
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我感到十分震驚…這不錯
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對於劣質做工…
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鋼鐵俠，我們得趕快
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神盾局一直用量子力學望遠鏡
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來監測克里人與斯克魯爾人的和平會議
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對，沒錯，那是克里帝國，那是斯克魯爾
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地球就在他們中間
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哇，要是他們打起來，地球也會被捲進去
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謝了
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驚奇隊長應該要在斯克魯爾王位上
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但他失蹤了
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這不像克里的作風
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我希望小隊能協助此次任務
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-別這樣
-平息斯克魯爾
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在演變成星際衝突前
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該死
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兩個小小問題
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沒有超級英雄聯盟了
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而且你不能把飛行航母開到另一個星系
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嘿
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神盾局有個秘密跳躍點
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秘密跳躍點？
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甚麼跳躍點？
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祝我們好運
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一路順風，還有好好相處，你們兩個
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來看看你的新太空導航
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賀比，神奇四俠的可愛幽默的機器人？
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不是，賀比，是唱歌牛仔
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想看套繩把戲嗎？
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-太可愛了
-嘿，大夥
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驚奇女士需要我們執行最後任務，貝殼頭
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-你說呢？
-我會說…
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是對的意思吧？告訴我一下
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天才末日博士被關在單人監獄
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邪惡堡也被摧毀
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我的人生都毀了！
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好吧，至少在這裏，能擺脫那兩個白痴
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魔多客和惡煞
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午餐時間
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蠢貨！
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要是我的盔甲還有武器
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我就會活烤獄卒，然後吃頓像樣的飯
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傳送門已準備好
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準備二十秒後進行空間跳躍
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這是甚麼？
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我再問一次，甚麼跳躍點？
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歡迎來到傳送門時代
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喔，我的天
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長途傳送門
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我們在哪？
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我的老天鵝
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太空的奧秘
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甚麼空間？
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不是空間，是外太空
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嘿，那是甚麼？
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退後點，我得檢查一下
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我們在洩氣，這艘船不適合太空飛行
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慢慢地洩氣，也許還好
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也許還好？
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不明的克里船隻，立即投降
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斯克魯爾帝國的軍艦已經包圍你了
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做得好，賀比，好一個「也許還好」
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不管超級英雄聯盟在做甚麼，那很大！
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你才不會為了好玩穿越星系
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那裏是可以掠奪的地方
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也是我想要的
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那麼，紅骷髏會怎麼做？
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當然！
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我會逃出這裏，跟蹤他們到外太空
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毀了他們，搶走他們的東西
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謝謝，我的勵志海報
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好勁！我們打通了！
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對啊，拆遷王
從監獄牙醫那裏偷的十字鎬真有用…
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喔，該死
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哈囉，小鬼
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逃獄，我懂
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介意我加入嗎？
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你有甚麼問題？
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無限神劍的事我們那麼相信你
你卻騙了我們
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就是，在我們相信你之後
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很顯然，你們相信我之後才能被我騙
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我沒想過
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蠢貨！
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你說甚麼？
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沒有，我…
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是多麼愚蠢才會擋到你們鍊條的路
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計畫是甚麼？
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我想你應該沒有撬棍吧？
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是沒有
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好
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聽著
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我們打破這道牆，進入三樓，懂嗎？
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然後，當警衛想對我們開槍的時候
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就能破壞外牆，對吧？
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繼續
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在對外牆做一樣的事
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下一道外牆也是
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重複再重複，直到我們重獲自由
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-懂了
-然後，等巴士
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等巴士來了就劫車，然後開去紐澤西
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等等，老天
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這真是我聽過最爛的計畫了
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這只是初步計畫！你想怎樣？
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你滿腦子都只有那根撬棍，是不是？
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收起你的想法，小子
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末日爸爸想個有用的計畫
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投降吧，克里人，這是警告
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讓我來好好交涉
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我們不是克里人，我們是來找男朋友的
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我是說，我男朋友，我是指，驚奇隊長
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該死！我在說甚麼
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等等
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妳那外太空的虛構男友是驚奇隊長？
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等一下
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她有男朋友？
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好了，繼續
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-她不是單身？
-對
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-她不是單身？
-大新聞
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對，我會通知媒體
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這就是地球的地下戀情嗎？
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你們很幼稚，別說了！
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太空是甚麼？
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我放棄
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哇！
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舉起雙手，克里廢物
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是地球廢物，你這蠢…
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等等，別動粗，我們是來交涉的
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對，不打架
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那就粉碎！
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變形俠醫，不要！
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你們，把手舉高
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看好他們
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得在事情變嚴重前阻止這一切
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妳是指更嚴重，才對吧？
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-五號艙也沒有
-這艘船很大
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變形俠醫和超級斯克魯爾可能…
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外星人去哪了？
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外星人揍了變形俠醫
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痛…好痛！
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你難道忘記了超級斯克魯爾
擁有神奇四俠的所有能力嗎？
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我不記得我忘記的事情
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我不會放過你的，怪物
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你需要更大的雷射槍
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對，小隻的只會惹惱他
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我們正在進行一項特別的任務
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暴力只會惡化現在的情況
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俠醫不懂大道理
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不打架，因為變形俠醫相信黃頭髮
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俠醫相信黃頭髮
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我們走
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你們都是斯克魯爾帝國的俘虜
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不用提醒我
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賀比，把船藏在月亮後面待命
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為甚麼要躲在髒衣服裏呢?
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雷霆球，因為髒衣服是唯一會運出去的
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要是想進監獄的話
就能躲在乾淨的衣服裏
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閉上嘴巴
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就差幾哩了，跑！
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喔，美人為了安柏和洛琳
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窺探間諜
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呼！呼！呵！
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我來接手，男士們
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拆遷王、雷霆球，站著別動
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-你管這叫計劃？
-對呀
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去跟典獄長說吧
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啊，你在這兒
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末日博士，我可沒忘記你
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其實，我該感謝你阻止了他們逃跑
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煩死了！
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往好處想，你現在只需要服十個無期徒刑
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但我…
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哈！嘿哈！
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末日很快就會擺脫這裏
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就算我在監獄裏腐爛
也不會讓超級英雄聯盟環遊星系
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我們在牢裏？
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變形俠醫總是被捕
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還很餓！
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沒有監牢關得住俠醫！
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俠醫，牆壁有單項慣性磁場
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要是打牆壁的話，力量會反彈到自己身上
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雕蟲小技
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變形俠醫猛擊！
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至少他在嘗試，我們得離開這裏
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我們需要精彩救援
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要是能用適當的胸口雷射
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就能反轉磁場的極性
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要我說，極性這樣也不錯
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有其他主意嗎？
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嘿，大夥，我不確定我該不該說
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但我們有張王牌
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聽著
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糟了，等等再說
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囚犯在這，安内勒公主
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知道了
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問題來了
其他人開口前我得解決掉幾個人？
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除掉那些愛管閒事的地球人
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我會確保斯克魯爾人和克里人
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宣布一場將摧毀整個銀河系的星際戰爭
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最棒的是魁隆就坐在搖滾區
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好耶
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