1
00:00:09,959 --> 00:00:12,625
MODOK, will you tell me a story?

2
00:00:12,709 --> 00:00:15,125
The story fairy needs sleep
and so do you.

3
00:00:15,208 --> 00:00:17,667
But I can't sleep. Please.

4
00:00:17,750 --> 00:00:19,208
This tutu is too too tight.

5
00:00:21,083 --> 00:00:24,834
You make a funny costume
out of newspaper.

6
00:00:25,917 --> 00:00:29,000
The things I do for you.
Now, on with the narrative.

7
00:00:29,083 --> 00:00:30,291
-Oh.
-The story?

8
00:00:30,375 --> 00:00:32,083
Oh.

9
00:00:34,291 --> 00:00:37,709
"Hello again. I am
your Marveldome story fairy

10
00:00:37,792 --> 00:00:41,500
with another pulse-pounding tale
of aneurism-inducing action!"

11
00:00:44,166 --> 00:00:45,583
-You done?
-Ooh.

12
00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:47,959
But seriously,
"Once upon a previous episode,

13
00:00:48,041 --> 00:00:50,959
Doctor Doom was stuck,
powerless, in prison,

14
00:00:51,041 --> 00:00:52,917
and it serves him right,
the big jerk.

15
00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,917
Thanos was instigating a war
between the Kree and the Skrulls

16
00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,208
with his Soul Stone.

17
00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:01,250
Meanwhile, the Super Hero Squad
was in prison, too.

18
00:01:01,333 --> 00:01:05,417
Space prison! In orbit
around the Skrull Throneworld!"

19
00:01:07,125 --> 00:01:08,917
Got to get out of here.

20
00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:13,041
These are the prisoners,
Princess Anelle.

21
00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:15,709
I know that.

22
00:01:15,792 --> 00:01:17,458
The question is,

23
00:01:17,542 --> 00:01:21,083
how many of them must I vaporize
before the others talk?

24
00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:26,208
With this Infinity Gauntlet,

25
00:01:26,291 --> 00:01:29,750
I, Thanos, will rule the universe!

26
00:01:29,834 --> 00:01:32,208
All right, Squaddies,
time to Hero Up!

27
00:02:40,041 --> 00:02:42,083
Green lady have issues.

28
00:02:51,917 --> 00:02:55,000
Where did the Kree find
such a stupid spy?

29
00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:58,875
And has Captain Marvel stood me up
at Kree/Skull peace talks?

30
00:02:58,959 --> 00:03:01,792
We're from Earth,
and that's what we're trying to find out.

31
00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:05,041
In that case, it would
make sense for us to join forces.

32
00:03:05,125 --> 00:03:07,208
<i>Not if Thanos can help it.</i>

33
00:03:11,041 --> 00:03:13,375
Soul Stone.

34
00:03:19,583 --> 00:03:20,959
But I hate you.

35
00:03:21,041 --> 00:03:23,208
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!

36
00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:28,542
If the Kree captain
doesn't arrive within the hour,

37
00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:31,166
vaporize the prisoners
and invade Earth!

38
00:03:32,792 --> 00:03:34,333
Some last mission.

39
00:03:34,417 --> 00:03:37,291
We must needs escape
and find Captain Marvel.

40
00:03:37,375 --> 00:03:39,834
We could shut down
these inertia fields

41
00:03:39,917 --> 00:03:43,333
if we had an energy factor hero
like the Silver Surfer.

42
00:03:43,417 --> 00:03:44,375
I got it!

43
00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:48,709
We could contact H.E.R.B.I.E.,
there's an energy factor hero

44
00:03:48,792 --> 00:03:50,208
on the Helicarrier
who could help us.

45
00:03:50,291 --> 00:03:51,667
-What?
-What?

46
00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:08,208
Aww.

47
00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:10,750
Thank you.

48
00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:19,750
Intruder alert.
Intruder alert.

49
00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:33,583
Ah!

50
00:04:40,542 --> 00:04:41,917
Oh no!

51
00:04:49,709 --> 00:04:51,667
My hexes magnetized you that time.

52
00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,417
Daddy would be so proud.

53
00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,166
Scarlet Witch?

54
00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:57,041
Daughter of Magneto.

55
00:04:57,125 --> 00:04:58,750
Super-villian.

56
00:04:58,834 --> 00:05:01,166
Ugh, calm down, shorty.

57
00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:04,500
Dad and I are kind of on the outs
over that whole villain thing.

58
00:05:04,583 --> 00:05:08,083
-But once I left him, I had nowhere to go.

59
00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:14,125
<i>Falcon was only friend</i>

60
00:05:14,208 --> 00:05:16,458
<i>who hadn't sworn revenge</i>
<i>on humanity.</i>

61
00:05:16,542 --> 00:05:18,583
<i>He let me crash here.</i>

62
00:05:18,667 --> 00:05:20,250
-Ugh.

63
00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:22,125
<i>That is unauthorized.</i>

64
00:05:22,208 --> 00:05:25,208
<i>Right, and it's not easy</i>
<i>hiding from super types.</i>

65
00:05:27,375 --> 00:05:29,333
Hmm?

66
00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:31,667
-Huh?

67
00:05:38,542 --> 00:05:39,959
Ow!

68
00:05:40,041 --> 00:05:43,000
<i>Falc, has this idea I can be a hero.</i>

69
00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:45,291
<i>-I don't know about that.</i>

70
00:05:48,583 --> 00:05:50,000
<i>But we'll see.</i>

71
00:05:51,542 --> 00:05:53,750
-Falcon?

72
00:05:53,834 --> 00:05:55,125
Huh?

73
00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,667
Either way,
if you try to arrest me in space,

74
00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:01,917
this can get real ugly real fast.

75
00:06:04,125 --> 00:06:07,125
Alert! Hostile Vessel approaching!

76
00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:12,959
A Kree Superinvader!

77
00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:16,583
Alert! Must alert others.
Alert! No communications.

78
00:06:17,834 --> 00:06:19,500
Hmm.

79
00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,667
Hey, here she is now.

80
00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:28,959
She's using my empathic link
with Redwing.

81
00:06:29,041 --> 00:06:30,875
Falc, where are you?

82
00:06:30,959 --> 00:06:32,083
<i>We're all in prison.</i>

83
00:06:32,166 --> 00:06:35,750
<i>Prison? On that space station?</i>

84
00:06:35,834 --> 00:06:38,166
In that square thingy
down at the bottom?

85
00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:40,125
<i>Uh-huh, that's it.</i>

86
00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:47,667
Soul Stone?

87
00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:49,250
<i>Roger that.</i>

88
00:07:00,291 --> 00:07:04,083
Alert! Unidentified green glow observed.

89
00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:06,792
Kree vessel positioning
to fire at Skrull space station.

90
00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:10,792
Oh, no.

91
00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:25,500
Alert! Fusion cannon firing.

92
00:07:35,875 --> 00:07:39,291
Alert! Fusion cannon firing.

93
00:07:47,959 --> 00:07:49,083
Bank shot.

94
00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:59,333
Let's put an end to this.

95
00:07:59,417 --> 00:08:02,875
Squaddies, grab a helmet
and Hero Up!

96
00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:35,583
If anybody gets hurt,
the war is back on.

97
00:08:35,667 --> 00:08:37,250
Disable these ships.

98
00:08:47,834 --> 00:08:49,000
Have at thee.

99
00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:51,834
Don't mind if I do.

100
00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:52,458
By Fandral's fancy fencing foil.
Heel, boy.

101
00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:22,917
Huh?

102
00:10:30,458 --> 00:10:31,834
Oh.

103
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,083
Big gun gonna go pow.

104
00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:13,959
Huh?

105
00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:34,500
That's it. Hate. Destroy.
Go boom.

106
00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:42,917
-Hulk! Big guy!
-Ms. M!

107
00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:36,750
Oxygen supply
has been compromised.

108
00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:45,625
Good times.

109
00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:14,583
-I say thee...

110
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,875
Why's everybody roaring?

111
00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:26,750
Not you, too.

112
00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:36,166
Hey, good guys, uh,
Scarlet Witch calling.

113
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,959
There's a big purple guy
behind all the fighting.

114
00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:40,709
Ugh, fail.

115
00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:44,333
Redwing, link to Falcon!

116
00:13:56,417 --> 00:13:58,375
Stop, bad bird.

117
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,083
Oh, Thanos, Thanos, Thanos.

118
00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:06,959
Two empires and a passel
of Earth heroes in one day,

119
00:14:07,041 --> 00:14:09,375
all destroying each other.

120
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,208
Yeah, baby!

121
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:12,875
<i>-Um.</i>
-What?

122
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:15,083
Is there something behind me?

123
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,792
Run over in space.

124
00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:19,041
What are the odds of that?

125
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,500
Probability powers?

126
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:27,291
Yeah, I make things go wrong.

127
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:28,625
Ooh!

128
00:14:28,709 --> 00:14:31,041
And I'm only invincible!

129
00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:34,667
Or I will be, when I get
all the stuff for it.

130
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:38,250
For now, I'll just use
the Soul Stone's power

131
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,250
to drain your soul.

132
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:42,041
Soul Stone!

133
00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:52,375
Did I mention it really hurt?

134
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,333
See, now that's entertainment.

135
00:14:59,417 --> 00:15:02,208
It's so much better
when they fight back.

136
00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:06,333
Alert! Scarlet Witch's hexes
cause system malfunction.

137
00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:08,834
Even to objects of great power.

138
00:15:08,917 --> 00:15:10,083
See for yourself.

139
00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:14,000
-Huh?

140
00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:17,542
Huh?

141
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,542
-Whoa.

142
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:21,625
Hulk no understanding.

143
00:15:21,709 --> 00:15:23,875
-Huh?
-Uh.

144
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,917
You're messing up my starter stone.

145
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,166
You ruined my whole plan.

146
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:36,291
Slow down, there we go.
Grab hold. Watch the shoulder.

147
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,250
Chronic sciatica. Okay.

148
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:42,333
Ta-da!

149
00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:43,709
Thanks for the save, kid.

150
00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:44,792
Anytime.

151
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:47,875
This isn't over.

152
00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:49,500
Sure it is.

153
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,917
Sweetie!

154
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,000
Nice to see you too, bunny feet.

155
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,000
-Bunny feet?
-Cooties.

156
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:14,375
Please, accept my apology,
heroes of Earth.

157
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:16,917
You have saved billions of lives today.

158
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,208
What do you say to another round
of peace talks, princess?

159
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,208
Well, back together for good.

160
00:17:16,291 --> 00:17:18,542
It not last mission?

161
00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:20,250
It never last mission.

162
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,417
Do the people you save
always cheer like that?

163
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,750
Yeah, pretty much.

164
00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:31,166
Good, cause we need a ride home.

165
00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:39,166
So the Kree and Skrulls
have a truce.

166
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,750
Thanks to us.

167
00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:43,959
Now, as for the loss
of the Helicarrier.

168
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:48,542
Oh, you so-called heroes are gonna
blame me for wrecking your big boat

169
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:50,500
to save your goody-goody hero jobs.

170
00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:53,208
Fine, cuff me.

171
00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:57,625
When Daddy hears about this, you're gonna
be up to your keisters in Evil Mutants.

172
00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:00,125
Whoa, don't go all Cell Block H on us.

173
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:03,250
Stark Industries will foot the bill
for the Hellicarrier.

174
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:07,625
Um, just to clarify,
you're not throwing me in jail?

175
00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:10,041
Um, we're offering you
a good-goody hero job,

176
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:12,000
you blasted noob.

177
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:14,667
-Huh.
-You know how factors go.

178
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:17,667
-Welcome, mine ally,

179
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,291
though thou wert once mine foe.

180
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:21,375
Terrific, another kid.

181
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:25,792
Pointy our new shiny.

182
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:28,417
I have no idea
what they just said.

183
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,834
You'll catch on.
For now just smile and nod.

184
00:18:31,917 --> 00:18:34,000
And is everybody done nodding?

185
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:36,709
Good. Cause as long
as the universe needs us,

186
00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:39,375
the Super Hero Squad
has to stay together.

187
00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:43,458
Well, here we are.
Right back where we started.

188
00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:45,667
Heroes without a place to stay.

189
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,208
Not necessarily.

190
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:49,917
Stark Industries and Shield
have taken care of that.

191
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:03,583
Oh.

192
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:14,500
Whoa.

193
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,250
Oh.

194
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:07,709
The Super Hero Squad's
back in business.

195
00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:24,667
Doctor, congratulations
are in order.

196
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:27,375
Because you helped to foil
the Wrecking Crew's escape attempt,

197
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:30,083
we're moving you out of solitary.

198
00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:32,917
Dr. Doom, meet your new cellmates.

199
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,500
Uh, hi, boss.

200
00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:39,000
Well, I'll let you three stoolbirds
get reacquainted.

201
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,667
No.

202
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:42,291
Psst, I don't suppose

203
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,792
you have a crowbar
upon your person per chance?

204
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,125
I have the Soul Stone.

205
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:55,250
Soon I'll have the others.

206
00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:59,875
Power, Mind, Reality,

207
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,333
and the twins, Time and Space.

208
00:21:02,417 --> 00:21:05,333
As the Stones give me greater
and greater power,

209
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:08,875
I shall have more ways
to rip the universe to pieces.

210
00:21:08,959 --> 00:21:12,792
Starting with
the Super Hero Squad

211
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:16,583
<i>Yeah, I smell an insane</i>
<i>villain laugh coming on.</i>

212
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:40,625
"And so, as all the bad guys

213
00:21:40,709 --> 00:21:42,583
swore oaths of vengeance against them,

214
00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:46,041
the Super Hero Squad looked forward
to more exciting adventures than ever.

215
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:51,709
And Doom rotted in jail,
just like a big chump. The end."

216
00:21:51,792 --> 00:21:54,875
I'm sitting right here.