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-(gong sounds)
-So, Hogun the Grim,
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how goeth things
with my firstborn son, Thor?
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He never calls, he never writes.
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Thor continues to adventure
with the Super Hero Squad.
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Oh, yes, my son's heroics
make me proud.
Thank you, Grim Hogun.
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Next!
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(gong sounds)
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Oh, that's me.
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(gasps) Amora the Enchantress?
What do you want, sorceress?
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Why, Thor, of course!
But I'm sick of waiting
around for him.
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If I can't be happy,
at least I can be royal.
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Love Lutefisk, away!
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(guffaws) Enchantress!
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Wilst thou maketh me
piest Asgardian in all of Asgard
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and take my hand in marriage?
Oh, not literally, darling.
I needeth my hand.
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It's only an expression.
(laughs)
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Right. Except for this here
difference in their ages,
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if anybody knows why
these two should not be joined
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in a hunk-a-hunk
of burning matrimony...
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Aren't you forgetting something?
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Perhaps, like Frigga, your wife?
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By the mackerel!
I am already married! (grunts)
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Huh, what was I saying?
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(sobbing)
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(sobbing continues)
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(long sniffle)
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(continues sobbing)
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(chuckles) Now where were we?
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All right, now.
By the power vested in me
by, uh, well, you, Odin,
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I now pronounce thee
man and wife.
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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(kissing)
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(Evil laughter)
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With this Infinity Gauntlet,
I, Thanos, will rule
the universe!
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All right, Squaddies,
time to hero up.
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♪ When the bad guys are out,
All you have to do is shout now♪
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♪ Who's gonna hero up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get along,
But they're always
fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna hero up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce,
Even Thanos is in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Man
Joins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the sky,
Scarlet Witch by his side ♪
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♪ Thor's hammer
Has thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
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(grunts)
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(sighs)
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It'd be so much easier
to just let the lawn die.
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Then I wouldn't have
to mow it all the time.
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This is so boring.
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Yes!
Saved by the mysterious blur!
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(pants)
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Hey, Quicksilver!
What's the rush?
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I'm looking for my sister.
She's been missing for weeks.
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Wanda? No, no, no.
She's not missing.
She's on the Helicarrier.
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-Whoa!
-(crash)
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(groans)
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Hang on, sis!
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Yeah, you're welcome.
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Dad! She's on the Helicarrier!
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My daughter, the Scarlet Witch,
is on the Helicarrier?
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She must have been captured
by the good guys!
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Oh, the poor girl!
What horrendous ordeals
she must be enduring!
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(Scarlet Witch) I cannot endure
this ordeal any longer!
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We are not watching
anymore shows about funny pets!
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It's science research.
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Verily! Thor hath taught
the Hulk to catch
a Frisbee! Go long, boy!
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Hulk got it!
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If Falcon and Wolverine
weren't out in space on
Thanos Patrol,
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they'd be on my side.
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(laughs) Such levity.
'Twould be difficult,
since you are standing.
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Hey!
You're gonna love this show.
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It's called
"Destroy, Destroy, Destroy."
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(gasps)
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(grunts)
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All father!
Your giant holographic head
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arrives just in time
to give us pause.
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Oh, yes. Arise, Son of Asgard.
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Father Odin? You look different.
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(laughs) I hath news, Thor.
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Oh, just spill it, will you?
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We're married! See?
Check out this rock!
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I say thee, yeesh!
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Ta-ta, son!
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This cannot stand!
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I must hie my heinie to Asgard
and stop this madness
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lest she rent out my room!
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Poor Thor.
And his mother, Frigga.
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How could Odin go and marry
the Enchantress of all people?
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Ooh! How could he not?
At least we know
his eyes are working.
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Wow! And suddenly getting
put in time-out doesn't seem so
bad.
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Huh, I have a million of these.
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Thor needs our support,
not our ridicule.
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(beeps)
Can't we do both?
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Wanda, you're right.
We should go with Thor
and help him.
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Ah, Hulk fetch! (grunts)
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Uh, where Big Hammer?
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Herbie, set a course for Asgard.
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But first, set the DVR
to record my show.
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(beeps)
Already season passed it.
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And that, my friend, is why you
are an invaluable member of this
team.
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Observe.
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One of the advantages
of my magnetic powers:
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skitching a ride!
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Yay! (laughing) Sorry.
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When I think of all the millenni
I've wasted on that gigolo!
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(sobbing)
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Oh, he does tend to jiggle.
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There, there, Mother.
It's the same old story:
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you know,
the more powerful the man,
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the younger the
witch on his arm.
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(sobbing)
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Let me get you some more tea.
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Ooh! I can't believe my luck!
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This wasn't even my scheme,
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but I'm going to use it
to end up ruling Asgard!
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Score!
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Change the drapes.
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Call somebody to redo the floors
the walls, and the upholstery.
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And get this icky old man
off my throne.
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Whoops, he can stay.
It's just so exciting being Quee
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(laughs)
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Loki!
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Come to pay your respects
to your new stepmother?
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Not exactly, Enchantress.
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-Pudding face,
how about a cuddle?
-Not now!
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Oh, you'll have plenty
of time for that after what I'm
about to tell you.
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Ever read the
Norse Saga of Rules?
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There's a particularly riveting
part here about commoners.
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What?
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A non-royal, a plebe, a... you.
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You see, when Odin married you,
he married an atrociously
common commoner.
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He gave up his
right to the throne!
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He's no longer king,
so you're not the queen!
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Hah! In your face! (laughs)
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Happy dance, happy dance.
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(laughs) Watch the horns.
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(humming)
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Oh, yeah, baby.
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This-this cannot be!
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No, no, he's right, bouncy bear.
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I was going to mention it,
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but thy bodaciousness
held my tongue as if in a vice.
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And furthermore,
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since Odin's firstborn
is too busy fighting cosmic
villains on Earth,
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who's next in line
and the rightful King?
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Let's see, um,
who could it be? Um.
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Oh, yeah, it's me! (laughs)
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(vocalizes)
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Father! What madness be this?
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'Tis love madness, baby boy!
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Forsooth! Odin hath
abdicated the throne for love!
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The new King of Asgard
be-eth his firstborn son, Thor!
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Uh! Who with the what now?
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Long live King Thor!
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Oh, no! Long live King Loki!
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-(laughs) How do you like it?
-Shut up.
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Hey! I may not be queen,
but that's no way
to talk to your new stepmother.
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Now go to your room, young man,
before I spank you!
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(grimaces)
You're not my real
mother! (blows a raspberry)
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You know what? Fine!
Have fun being king, Thor.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
my husband and I
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have to go look into
some retirement housing.
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Okay, Squaddies, fan out!
Find Thor and see
what's going on.
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Thor, you...
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Hey, that was easy. Hi, Thor.
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-What that on Big Hammer?
-A crown.
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An honor to meet you, Squaddies.
You've always been
Hogun's heroes.
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Friends, hath I
got a story for you!
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Odin unwittingly
abdicated his throne.
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Thor is the new ruler of Asgard.
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Oh, well, thank you.
You just stole the Thunder
Prince's thunder.
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What he said.
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Wow, congratulations,
your ruler-ship.
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That is pretty cool.
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(beeps) Alert!
Thor must stay here to be king.
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Buh! Big Hammer not coming home?
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Alas, no, green friend.
A greater duty calls.
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(all snigger)
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Hammer say "Doody."
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(sighs)
I said "duty" with a "T."
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(chuckles) You said it again.
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(sighs) Fare thee well, Herbie.
I shall miss thy girlish laugh.
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Good-bye, Scarlet Witch.
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I shall miss fighting over yon
television remote with thee.
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Hasta la vista , Hulk.
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I'm sure someday thou shalt find
where thou buried all
thy action figures.
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(quiet sobbing)
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And I'll... Oh, there I go.
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And I'll miss you
most of all, Tin Man.
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-It's Iron Man.
-Don't spoil my moment.
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(sobs) Hulk never see
action figures again?
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Hmm, Wise King Thor.
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King Thor the Wise.
MC Thory-Thor.
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Huh, it's all on me now
to leadeth my people
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and solveth all their
many, many problems.
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-(gong sounds)
-(clears throat)
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Ah, this troll's tree
overhangeth
in mine property.
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And its leaves droppeth
in mine swimming pool!
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-(belches)
-(grimaces)
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Lo! I shall use mine uru hammer
to break the tree in half.
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And the pool!
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(grunts)
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That is what Wise King Thor
bringeth to the table!
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A Hammer!
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Healthcare?
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Education?
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Taxes?
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Hah! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer!
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(laughs) This is fun!
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Next?
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(clamoring)
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Oh!
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Big Hammer gone forever?
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Here, Hulk, sit down on my lap.
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On second thoughts, don't.
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Sometimes, we have to say
good-bye to the things we love,
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like when your pet goldfish
ran away.
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(beeps) Alert! Goldfish
went to live at Marine World.
Remember?
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Huh? Why fishy want
to join military?
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(chuckles)
Hulk, marine also means...
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You know what, never mind.
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Huh! That's silly.
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-(explosion)
-Aah!
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I won't allow you Squaddies
to hold my daughter prisoner!
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Magneto!
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(laughs) Well, well, if it isn't
the invincible Iron Man.
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Now that we've come together,
I'm going to relish
taking you apart.
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Not if I take you apart first!
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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What a sad and harmless
super hero you are.
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Don't bet on it.
I'm just getting started!
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No, you're not. I am!
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(grunts)
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Can't fight. Can't move.
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Like being trapped inside
an electromagnetic vice!
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00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:52,417
Correct, Iron Man.
And now comes the moment
where I relish taking you apart.
245
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:55,291
(grunts)
Magneto's magnetic power,
246
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,041
dismantling my armor
with me inside!
247
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,166
(chuckles)
248
00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:01,834
(screams)
249
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:03,792
Ooh, look.
250
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,750
Hulk find his little fishy.
251
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:14,959
(grunts)
252
00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:18,625
Sorry.
253
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:24,000
-(screams)
-(grunts)
254
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,875
-(thud)
-(grunts)
255
00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:30,083
You no hurt
Hulk's friend any more.
256
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,083
(grunts)
257
00:13:33,917 --> 00:13:34,959
(roars)
258
00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:38,125
(grunts)
259
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:42,834
(Magneto) Quicksilver!
Get this green-skinned
oaf off of me now!
260
00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:44,542
-Oh!
-Ooh!
261
00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:46,375
(pants)
262
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:49,250
Uh-oh, Hulk dizzy.
263
00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:53,917
Where air go? (pants)
264
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,125
(thud)
265
00:13:57,041 --> 00:13:58,083
(grunts)
266
00:14:01,917 --> 00:14:04,959
(laughs, grunts)
267
00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:08,625
(thud)
268
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:13,542
Daddy?
269
00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:16,375
What are you doing
to my friends?
270
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,375
Her "friends"?
271
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,625
Isn't it obvious?
Wanda's been brainwashed!
272
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:23,875
It may take weeks to
reprogram her.
273
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,834
Pietro, keep her from hexing!
274
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:32,583
Uh! Let go of me,
you... you brother, you!
275
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:33,875
Daddy!
276
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:41,750
Odin, lift up your feet
so I can vacuum under them!
277
00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:44,291
(cries out)
278
00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:48,709
I've given you the best
15 minutes of my life,
minus commercial breaks,
279
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:50,834
and what do I have
to show for it?
280
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:55,375
That's it!
I'm canceling the Lutefisk!
281
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:58,250
Huh?
282
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:01,792
Somebody crossed my whammy
with a mystic shimmy!
283
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:04,458
(grunting)
284
00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:08,750
(laughs) And that shimmy
would belong to yours truly.
285
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:14,625
(laughs) Enchantress and Odin
will stay stuck married
for all eternity!
286
00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:20,458
Now, to destroy my dear half-bro
Thor, and get that crown.
287
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:33,208
Oh, poor King Thor.
So much responsibility.
288
00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:36,500
Uneasy lies the head
that wears the crown,
eh, brother?
289
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:39,083
I... Wha... Uh!
290
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:41,709
What dost thou mean?
I'm not lying down.
291
00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:47,375
Oh, and I can only imagine
how much you must miss your old
heroic life.
292
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:48,667
(sighs)
293
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:51,083
I mean, I'm not even tired.
It's daytime.
294
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:52,375
No!
295
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:57,458
You stop playing stupid,
brother! You should not be king!
296
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,625
I wonder if I'm allowed
to leave for bathroom breaks?
297
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:07,375
(cackling)
298
00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:10,125
(siren wailing)
299
00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:11,834
(crash)
300
00:16:11,917 --> 00:16:12,959
(grunts)
301
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,667
(thud)
302
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:15,792
(yells)
303
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,542
Didst thou say something?
304
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:22,667
You dumb bunny! I'm trying to
destroy you with my mystic
blast!
305
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:23,792
(gasps)
306
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:26,083
Not cool, brother.
307
00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:28,375
(Scarlet Witch)
Eh, you don't get it!
308
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:31,875
We're on 24-hour alert
in case Wolvie and Falc
find Thanos!
309
00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:34,041
And Thor's left us short-handed.
310
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,542
She's babbling, Father.
311
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:38,333
I say thee nay!
312
00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:41,709
You're always saying "thee nay."
Naysayer!
313
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,208
I'm rubber and thou art paste!
314
00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:44,917
Whatever thou sayeth,
bounceth off me
315
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,291
and sticketh to thou with haste!
So sayeth Thor.
316
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,458
Duh, your teeth are brighter
than you are.
317
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:52,333
Oh! You taketh that back,
you horn-helmeted toad!
318
00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:53,458
Make me.
319
00:16:53,959 --> 00:16:58,041
The most powerful Asgardian
of all is still my mind slave!
320
00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:00,834
So I'll reclaim the throne
the old fashioned way
321
00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:04,333
by destroying both King Thor
and Prince Loki!
322
00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:07,166
I did not see this coming.
323
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,333
(Enchantress) Don't just stand
there, destroy them already!
324
00:17:13,959 --> 00:17:16,875
For thee, anything,
sweet potato pie.
325
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:20,667
-(grunts)
-(groans)
326
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,625
By Odin's mighty mustache,
327
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,583
we mustn't harm a hair
on Father's poor mind-controlled
head!
328
00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:28,458
Mmm.
329
00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:30,375
Uh-oh!
330
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,959
(grunts)
331
00:17:33,041 --> 00:17:35,333
I'm more worried
about my own head, thank you.
332
00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:38,667
Get them!
333
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:41,834
I summon the Odinforce!
334
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:46,542
(grunts)
335
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:50,875
Oh, snap.
336
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:59,208
Come on, green guy,
snap out of it. We need you!
337
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:01,083
Oil leak. (beeps)
338
00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:02,959
(grunts)
339
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,417
Huh? Oh.
340
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,208
(trills lips)
341
00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:09,667
Hulk got this.
342
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:10,792
(grunts)
343
00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:15,667
Whew! Thanks. I was getting
a leg cramp, and a neck cramp.
344
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:19,625
Back cramp. Shoulder cramp.
Toe cramp. Sacroiliac cramp.
345
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:21,417
Can you get a cramp
in your uvula?
346
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,959
(yawns)
347
00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:25,291
I hope my warranty's still good.
(beeps)
348
00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:27,208
Just be glad
you don't have a uvula.
349
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,208
Uh, hey, where pointy?
350
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:33,709
We're gonna save our teammate,
Hulk! Time to hero up!
351
00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:37,417
♪ When the bad guys are out,
All you have to do os shout now♪
352
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,208
♪ Who's gonna hero up? ♪
353
00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:42,083
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
354
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:45,291
No take more
of Hulk's friends away!
355
00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:50,792
Daddy! Which part of
"these are my friends" do you
not understand?
356
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:52,458
Pretty much the whole thing.
357
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:54,959
(groans)
358
00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:59,125
Stay thy hand, Father!
Thou shalt regretteth it
in the morning.
359
00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:00,583
I...
360
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,083
cannot.
361
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,166
Oh!
362
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:06,458
Dear boy.
363
00:19:06,542 --> 00:19:09,959
(gasp) You-you broke my spell?
364
00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,917
And my shimmy? Oops!
365
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,333
You!
366
00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:17,041
Who dareth ensourcelle
the King of Asgard?
367
00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:21,500
Actually, you're not the king.
You married a commoner,
remember?
368
00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:22,875
Them's the breaks.
369
00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:24,959
-(gasps)
-I divorce thee!
370
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:28,625
-I divorce thee! I divorce thee!
-Whatever.
371
00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:33,041
Father, I believe
this doth belong to you.
372
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:42,417
Now bring me my good Frigga,
who has sufferedeth
long enougheth.
373
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:44,709
There, done.
374
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:47,208
Odin's no good to me as a
husband without being king.
375
00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:50,333
(Frigga)
You conniving temptress!
376
00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:54,458
Only now that he's not married
to you anymore, he's king again!
377
00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:55,542
Huzzah!
378
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,083
Oh! Oh!
379
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,542
I just can't win.
380
00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:00,500
Ah! Welcome to my world.
381
00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:04,000
Oh, well. I've got three
episodes of Scandinavian Idol
recorded.
382
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,125
Later.
383
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,417
-(crash)
-(all gasp)
384
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,875
-(Hulk growling)
-(all groaning)
385
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,583
Uh... (nervous chuckle)
What are you gonna do?
386
00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:16,125
My friends. (chuckles)
387
00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:20,041
Daughter!
We are going home this instant!
388
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:21,542
Tough love, baby.
389
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:24,125
I'm not going anywhere
with you, Father.
390
00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:27,291
How dare you use that tone of
voice with me, young lady?
391
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:31,583
As long as you're living under
my roof, you will live by my
rules!
392
00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:36,250
But I'm not living under your
roof. I'm a... hero.
393
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:37,625
(grimaces)
394
00:20:37,709 --> 00:20:39,125
Kids today.
395
00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:42,792
You try to raise them right,
you try to set an evil example,
396
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,208
and this is the thanks I get?
397
00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:48,792
Yes, my magnetic homeboy.
We must take care
398
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:51,166
that the unbreakable bond
of a father's love
399
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:55,875
never becomes a shackle,
or a tether, or a garrote.
400
00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:57,667
Uh, thou knows what I meaneth.
401
00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:01,417
(stifled sob) I loveth
when Father uses big words!
402
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,041
(sobs)
403
00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,959
What? Don't look at me,
I have allergies.
404
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:09,333
-I have something in my eye.
-Yes.
405
00:21:09,417 --> 00:21:10,500
Make Hulk cry.
406
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:13,709
Oh, bravo, Father.
407
00:21:13,792 --> 00:21:16,000
I'm touched. Not!
408
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:17,750
(blows a raspberry)
409
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:22,417
I don't want to go back
to being an evil intern, Daddy.
410
00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:24,375
My home is with the Squaddies.
411
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:26,417
I'm one of them now.
412
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,917
If you need me,
you know where I'll be.
413
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,041
Indeed,
414
00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:31,917
but know this,
415
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:36,792
If our paths ever cross as
hero and villain, I will not
hold back!
416
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:38,834
Me neither.
417
00:21:43,792 --> 00:21:45,542
Come, Quicksilver!
418
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:48,709
(both gasp)
419
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:51,834
Oh!
420
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:56,375
Could you, uh, heroes
give us a ride back to Earth?
421
00:21:56,917 --> 00:22:00,750
(nervous chuckle)