1
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That's one for them.
2
00:00:53,125 --> 00:00:57,041
One, two, three for me.
3
00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:03,333
This isn't working.
4
00:01:03,417 --> 00:01:05,625
It's like shooting marshmallows
at a mountain.
5
00:01:05,709 --> 00:01:07,750
And the rest of Nova Corps
has already been defeated.
6
00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:09,709
There's only one thing
left to try.
7
00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:15,000
Okay, it is 27 left,
32 right, 15 left.
8
00:01:15,667 --> 00:01:18,208
Or was it 12 left,
49 right, 17 left?
9
00:01:18,291 --> 00:01:21,125
Aha! Got it. The Power Stone.
10
00:01:21,542 --> 00:01:24,041
Oh, you beautiful thing,
you come to Nova.
11
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Got to use the Stone
to boost the laser's power.
12
00:01:27,375 --> 00:01:31,959
If this doesn't work, Nova Corps is
finished, and galaxies left unprotected.
13
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Nothing.
14
00:01:50,208 --> 00:01:51,709
The gun didn't even make a dent.
15
00:01:53,083 --> 00:01:54,875
I got to get a message out
while there's still time.
16
00:02:01,083 --> 00:02:04,291
Okay, ball, you know where to go.
Now get out of here.
17
00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:23,041
Name's Tony.
Come here often?
18
00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:39,750
Help us, Iron Man. We need you.
You're our only hope.
19
00:02:44,041 --> 00:02:50,041
With this Infinity Gauntlet
I, Thanos, will rule the universe.
20
00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:52,625
All right, Squaddies,
time to hero up.
21
00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:05,000
-Lots of strong guys.
22
00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:06,792
But where other Squaddies?
23
00:04:06,875 --> 00:04:08,667
Falcon, Wolverine,
and Scarlet Witch
24
00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:11,417
are off helping Storm
contain a flood in Florida.
25
00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:15,709
So, my armored ally, why has thou summoned
the Eagle of Asgard
26
00:04:15,792 --> 00:04:18,625
and this, uh, this Olympian?
27
00:04:20,041 --> 00:04:25,375
The incomparable Hercules is thine
equal in strength any day of the week,
28
00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:29,750
Norseman strong? You both wrong.
29
00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:32,125
Hulk strongest one there is.
30
00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:33,458
Hah! Count it.
31
00:04:34,125 --> 00:04:37,125
Guys, please,
you're both big, strong men.
32
00:04:37,208 --> 00:04:38,625
Right now, I have something
to show you.
33
00:04:41,208 --> 00:04:43,667
Looks like we've found a clue
to where Thanos is hiding.
34
00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:46,333
Help us, Iron Man. We need you.
35
00:04:46,417 --> 00:04:51,417
You're our only hope, our only hope,
our only hope, our only hope.
36
00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,417
That's Nova of the Nova Corps.
37
00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,583
They're an intergalactic
law enforcement agency.
38
00:04:55,667 --> 00:04:57,375
Thanos doesn't take kindly
to law and order,
39
00:04:57,458 --> 00:04:59,792
so he's been systematically
eliminating the Novas.
40
00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:02,333
According to the star chart
contained in this Holoball,
41
00:05:03,166 --> 00:05:06,583
they're making their last stand
at the Thermopylae Nova, here.
42
00:05:10,375 --> 00:05:14,750
Ooh, Hulk like this movie.
Where popcorn?
43
00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:22,125
Uh-uh!
44
00:05:22,959 --> 00:05:25,291
Hercules, I asked you to join us
because we're going to need
45
00:05:25,375 --> 00:05:27,917
all the Strength Factor
we can muster for this mission.
46
00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,792
Yes, thou art strong indeed, my friend.
My eyes doth water.
47
00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:36,417
I'll supply the Tech Factor.
Oh, and I'm adding one more ringer.
48
00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:37,959
C'mon in and meet
the rest of the crew.
49
00:05:45,667 --> 00:05:48,834
I'm sure most of you remember
the sensational She-Hulk?
50
00:05:48,917 --> 00:05:51,125
Uh, girl Hulk?
51
00:05:51,208 --> 00:05:53,166
Come on, Hulk.
I'm your cousin, remember?
52
00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:54,875
I've known you
since we were kids.
53
00:06:05,583 --> 00:06:08,333
Hulk remember girl Hulk now.
54
00:06:10,458 --> 00:06:12,166
We went to different schools.
55
00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:14,542
So, Iron Man,
how come you never called?
56
00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:17,291
Awkward.
57
00:06:19,917 --> 00:06:22,709
Oh, yeah, I washed my armor
and your number was in the pocket.
58
00:06:22,792 --> 00:06:24,041
Let's go, Squaddies.
59
00:06:24,125 --> 00:06:26,041
We've got to get
to Nova Corps Space.
60
00:06:33,542 --> 00:06:34,834
Looks like we're too late.
61
00:06:39,709 --> 00:06:41,583
Who wouldst dare?
62
00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:44,333
It's the last two remaining
Nova Corps Drone Ships.
63
00:06:44,417 --> 00:06:46,458
They must think we're with Thanos.
64
00:06:46,542 --> 00:06:49,792
Thor, you and I better stop them
before they damage the Helicarrier.
65
00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:53,875
Verily, no drone shall escape
the power of mighty Mjolnir.
66
00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:57,792
He couldn't have named that hammer
something you can pronounce?
67
00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:59,792
Heh, you know how he is.
68
00:06:59,875 --> 00:07:01,917
Try not to destroy the ship
while we're gone, okay fellas?
69
00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,583
Ah, you can depend on
the Lion of Olympus, Tin Man.
70
00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:07,709
To do what, exactly?
71
00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:11,417
You are starting to vex me,
zoftig one.
72
00:07:19,959 --> 00:07:23,166
Take Hulk with you!
73
00:07:31,875 --> 00:07:35,333
Not so fast, robot spaceship.
74
00:07:47,125 --> 00:07:50,542
Hey, how'd you do that? There's no air
in space to create a vortex.
75
00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:54,250
'Tis good to be an Asgardian.
76
00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:57,291
Look, Thor, we're receiving
another holograph image from Nova.
77
00:07:57,375 --> 00:07:58,709
How is that possible?
78
00:07:58,792 --> 00:07:59,875
It's in the script.
79
00:08:00,709 --> 00:08:03,375
To the Super Hero Squad,
thank you for your efforts,
80
00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:05,750
but if you are seeing this,
you're too late,
81
00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:08,792
and I'm Thanos' prisoner.
Thanks.
82
00:08:08,875 --> 00:08:10,417
I say thee nay.
83
00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:14,959
So long as the Eagle of Asgard doth live
villainy shall never win the day.
84
00:08:15,041 --> 00:08:16,875
If you feel like coming to rescue me,
85
00:08:16,959 --> 00:08:18,917
please come quick,
he's making me do commercials.
86
00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,750
Preceding message
has been brought to you
87
00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:24,125
by Kludge Cola Kludge,
it's just plain delicious.
88
00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:29,041
Thor, our mission
is now crystal clear:
89
00:08:29,125 --> 00:08:31,125
we have to find and rescue Nova.
90
00:08:49,959 --> 00:08:51,709
For you.
91
00:08:52,458 --> 00:08:57,041
Oh, no. I am... am... am...
Allergic.
92
00:08:57,709 --> 00:08:58,917
Sorry about that.
93
00:09:06,834 --> 00:09:12,417
So, your fancy galactic police force,
the Nova Corps,
94
00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:14,792
didn't count for much
in the end, did it? Huh?
95
00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:19,375
No, not really. Did it count?
No, no, not per se.
96
00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:21,500
Why are you doing this?
97
00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:23,083
What do you want from me?
98
00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:25,458
Well, that one is simple to answer.
99
00:09:40,041 --> 00:09:41,375
I want this.
100
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,208
The power stone, mine at last.
101
00:09:45,291 --> 00:09:47,500
You space cops had itin your hands
102
00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:51,792
and had no clue how to utilize
its true power.
103
00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:57,834
Once I have all the Infinity Stones,
I will control the universe!
104
00:09:57,917 --> 00:10:00,041
Even New Jersey.
105
00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,542
You'll never take New Jersey!
106
00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,083
There are people who will stop you.
107
00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:12,041
-Really? What people?
108
00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:13,542
Those people.
109
00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:16,166
Whoa! What's this?
Wait. Wait. Wait.
110
00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:25,792
Curses. I hate those Squaddies.
111
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,667
All ships, attack and destroy!
112
00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:36,625
Squaddies, time to hero up!
113
00:11:04,917 --> 00:11:07,083
Bravo!
114
00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:27,917
Stop!
115
00:11:28,792 --> 00:11:33,750
Destroy one more ship and I destroy this
one kneeling before me.
116
00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:36,792
Heroes are so pretty
when they explode.
117
00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:39,250
Retreat immediately
118
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:43,542
if you don't want me to reshape
Nova's helmet with him still in it.
119
00:11:44,125 --> 00:11:46,500
He's embellishing.
Don't listen to him.
120
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,709
Stand down, Squaddies.
121
00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:54,125
Thanos has us between
an Infinity Gauntlet and a hard place.
122
00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:14,208
Step aside, Olympian.
Verily, I doth pace here.
123
00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,250
No way, you big blond boob.
124
00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:21,083
Isn't this ship big enough
for both of you?
125
00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:24,458
Nay, not us both and his ego.
126
00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:28,917
All right heroes, gather 'round. I've used
my Tech Factor to work out a plan.
127
00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:34,959
Does Hulk get to smash in plan?
128
00:12:35,041 --> 00:12:37,041
What do you think, big guy?
129
00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:39,458
Uh, Hulk don't know.
130
00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:41,250
Oye, give me strength.
131
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:45,208
That thou hast, mighty damsel,
in spades.
132
00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:48,333
Okay, we're going to use
my Tech Factor
133
00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:50,625
to sneak onto Thanos's ship
in two teams.
134
00:12:50,709 --> 00:12:54,709
Thor, Hercules, and Hulk will go directly
after Thanos and the Power Stone.
135
00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:57,542
Aye, butts shall be kicked today.
136
00:12:58,041 --> 00:13:01,375
Hah! The Son of Odin
shall not fail thee.
137
00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:04,542
She-Hulk, you, and I will focus
on flirting, and rescuing Nova.
138
00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:05,834
Could be fun.
139
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,458
-Yes?
140
00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:24,208
-Lunch?
141
00:13:26,709 --> 00:13:29,709
We are machines, remember?
We do not eat.
142
00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:33,083
-Did I say, uh-huh, eat?
143
00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:34,750
-Who said eat?
-I did.
144
00:13:50,792 --> 00:13:52,458
Okay, it's safe to breathe now.
145
00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:56,583
Much better.
146
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,250
I was starting to turn turquoise.
147
00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:07,500
Just bear with me a second.
148
00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:11,458
This molecular bioscanner
will search the entire ship
149
00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:13,291
and tell us where
they're holding Nova.
150
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:15,875
Is there anything
you don't have a gizmo for?
151
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,750
Well, I've been working
on an automatic cheese straightener.
152
00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:22,250
How come you never called?
153
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:24,333
Yeah, about that,
you're really special,
154
00:14:24,417 --> 00:14:25,917
but I have this thing
about dents.
155
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,959
Oh, that!
156
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:31,291
Bingo. He's in a cargo hold
deep within the ship.
157
00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:33,959
Then what are we waiting for?
158
00:14:45,792 --> 00:14:48,417
Well, for one thing, not getting sliced
into sushi would be good.
159
00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:01,667
By Odin's overflowing lunch pail,
we hath made entry.
160
00:15:03,917 --> 00:15:06,750
Ugh. Air smell like feet in here.
161
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:09,125
That is your feet, gangrene.
162
00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:14,750
Come, let's find Thanos
that we might smite him mightily.
163
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,250
Oh, I'm going to give him
such a smite.
164
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:35,000
Naught that lives, or makes scary,
mechanical, buzzy noises,
165
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:38,083
can stand against the strength
of mighty Mjolnir.
166
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:44,834
No, Big Hammer stupid.
167
00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:47,458
Hulk the strongest one there is!
168
00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:52,625
You're both like little babies
next to the Lion of Olympus.
169
00:15:52,709 --> 00:15:53,792
Opa!
170
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:06,959
Let's do something fast.
I just had this armor polished.
171
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,041
Hang on. I've got an idea.
172
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,750
-Nice.
173
00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:16,375
No biggie. I just noticed the lasers
had no effect on the walls.
174
00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:20,625
Let's get to Nova. He's probably
missed his lunch by now.
175
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:37,750
Iron Man. She-Hulk. You came.
176
00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:41,125
Great. There he is, just where
my bioscanner said he'd be.
177
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:45,166
I am so sick of robot guards.
178
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:53,333
We'd have brought you lunch,
but this armor doesn't have any pockets.
179
00:16:53,417 --> 00:16:54,583
Don't worry. Come on.
180
00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:56,709
We've got to get
to the command bridge
181
00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:58,667
and stop Thanos before it's too late.
182
00:16:59,959 --> 00:17:02,583
Stop them. Can't you stop them?
183
00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:05,625
What am I paying you people for?
184
00:17:05,709 --> 00:17:09,750
Monster most foul.
Thy days of vile villainy art at an end.
185
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:12,333
Surrender whilst thou still can.
186
00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:15,583
Surrender, Shakespeare, really?
187
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,500
Power Stone!
188
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:23,291
Quick, while the Squaddies are grunting,
squash them like bugs.
189
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:26,834
Thou art the bug,
my prune-faced foe.
190
00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:36,625
Power Stone.
191
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:44,083
Enough of this jibber-jabber. I hate
jibber-jabber. I also hate broccoli.
192
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:46,333
Ooh, and lima beans, too.
193
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,875
It's time to put an end to this
once and for all.
194
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,542
There she is.
195
00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:09,125
Um, the robot of my, um, dreams.
196
00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:10,583
Yes?
197
00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:13,667
I can deny it no longer.
198
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:17,208
I love you and want you
to be mine.
199
00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:22,166
Oh, well, I like you too,
but not in that way.
200
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,917
Besides,
I already have a boyfriend.
201
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:34,250
Yo, pudding-puss.
202
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:35,583
More Heroes?
203
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:38,333
What can I say?
We travel in packs.
204
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,667
Back off,
205
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:44,500
or there won't be enough of your three
friends left to stuff into my Soul Stone.
206
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,792
Great, now what?
207
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,375
I thought you were the one
with all the answers.
208
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:50,959
Hah!
209
00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:53,500
So long as I have the Power Stone,
210
00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:56,834
there is nothing in this universe
that can stop me.
211
00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:02,500
What wizardry is this?
212
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:07,000
What the...
The Power Stone, missing? But how?
213
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:10,709
They call me the Human Rocket
for a reason, goofy grape.
214
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:15,583
Yeah, you wanna make
something of it?
215
00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:21,458
And this day started out so well, too.
216
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:31,500
There's only one way to keep the
Power Stone safe from Thanos.
217
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:34,208
And that's to use my
Nova Corps Microteleporter
218
00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:35,959
to send the Stone far away,
219
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:39,625
into the darkest depths of space,
where Thanos will never find it.
220
00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:53,375
Hey, you guys don't play fair.
221
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,208
Oh, this won't stop me.
222
00:19:58,291 --> 00:20:02,667
Some day, somehow,
the Power Stone will be mine.
223
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,291
Wait till you hear this laugh.
224
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,458
Should we be worried?
225
00:20:13,542 --> 00:20:16,667
I think not, asparagus-colored one.
226
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,667
Then we should be worried.
227
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,125
I just want to thank you all.
228
00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:21,959
Your timing could have been
a little better,
229
00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:23,834
but I never could have done this
without you.
230
00:20:23,917 --> 00:20:27,125
Nova, you'd make a fine member
of the Super Hero Squad.
231
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:32,375
Wow! I'm honored by the offer,
but my duty is to protect all of space.
232
00:20:32,917 --> 00:20:34,291
I'm afraid I'll have to pass.
233
00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:38,333
Well, it wasn't an offer,
just an observation.
234
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:42,250
Still thou wilt always be welcome
in the hallowed halls of Asgard.
235
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,417
Just remember to call first,
okay?
236
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,625
Oh, and bring
a nice cookie assortment.
237
00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:48,834
But I pray thee, with no nuts.
238
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,208
Come on, Squaddies.
Our work here is done.
239
00:20:58,417 --> 00:21:00,750
Verily, 'twas a most
glorious adventure.
240
00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:03,667
I did kick much cosmic butt.
241
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:07,250
Though I did kick
considerably more than you.
242
00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:11,500
Hulk kicked
most butt of all.
243
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:15,375
Seven twenty-two, seven twenty-three...