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(muffled)
2
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Oh, see my new toy, Nebula?
3
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The Reality Stone.
4
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The Cadillac of Infinity Stones, really.
5
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Not that the others
are exactly lemons.
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(laughs)
7
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I got it from the Collector.
8
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Never saw me coming.
9
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And now he's got
an owie collection.
10
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I know.
Only one more to go, sis,
11
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and soon I'll have
that one, too.
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(muffled)
13
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I'm sorry pumpkin.
14
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Did you say something?
15
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(muffled)
16
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Would you like me
to remove that gag?
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(muffled)
18
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Do-over!
19
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(muffled)
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(laughs)
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With this Infinity Gauntlet,
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I, Thanos,
will rule the universe!
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All right, Squaddies,
time to Hero Up!
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♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do is shout now ♪
25
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get along
but they're always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce
Thanos ends up in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Man
joins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the sky,
Scarlet Witch by his side ♪
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♪ Thor's hammer
has thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪
36
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♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up ♪
40
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♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
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(groans)
42
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(muffled)
43
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Oh, that is a good look
for you.
44
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Although I doubt
your space pirate lackeys
45
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will take orders
from you now.
46
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(growls)
47
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Oh, sometimes I ask myself
48
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if it's all been worth it,
49
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these sacrifices I've made because
of my unquenchable thirst for power.
50
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Constantly at odds
with my family, friendless.
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I don't even have a pet.
52
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Well, has it been
worth it Than-Than?
53
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(growls)
54
00:03:01,917 --> 00:03:05,709
Woo! Big fat yes!
All right, Reality Stone.
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(Soul Stone)
Uh, T-bone, it doesn't talk.
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Only the Soul Stone talks.
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Oh, will you just be quiet?
He's just jealous.
58
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And Daddy knows you could
do good parlor tricks,
59
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like shutting my sister's
annoying jabber trap.
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(growls)
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But let's see what
you can really do.
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(computer beeps)
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The Kree space fleet.
Perfect. Do-over!
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(Thanos laughs)
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You're all babies.
66
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(babies coo)
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(cries)
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(computer beeps)
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00:04:03,458 --> 00:04:06,166
(computer beeps)
70
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(engine screeches)
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Even my old enemy,
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Captain Marvel. Do-over!
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(cries)
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Boy, sometimes it just all
falls into place, doesn't it?
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(Iron Man) Gone?
76
00:04:45,959 --> 00:04:47,417
The whole Shi'ar space fleet?
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(whistles)
78
00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:50,250
That's what Empress Lilandra said.
79
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Hmm. I think
Thanos is making a move.
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(baby giggles)
81
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Did you hear that?
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(baby cries)
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Can you locate him?
84
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(computer hums)
85
00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:06,125
Whoa. Check out those teeth.
86
00:05:06,208 --> 00:05:08,375
It's like he's daring us to find him.
87
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(alarms blare)
88
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Huh?
89
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(alarm continues)
90
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Thou summoneth?
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Yes, Thor.
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We've finally located Thanos.
93
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(Scarlet Witch) Thanos?
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Uh, who Thanos?
95
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Purple Man.
96
00:05:40,709 --> 00:05:43,291
Uh, Big Purple Man?
97
00:05:43,375 --> 00:05:46,417
No, not Galactus. Thanos.
98
00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:51,000
Oh. Whooh. Purple Man.
99
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Talk like Charlton Heston
on cold medicine.
100
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I can't explain that.
101
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Herbie, send our destination coordinates
to the Silver Surfer
102
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and have him meet us there.
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(beep) I hope his mailbox
104
00:06:02,709 --> 00:06:03,667
isn't full again.
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(beep)
106
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Okay. I'm going to go over this
once more,
107
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for any of you who missed it
the first time.
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Don't be jealous, little Dulky.
109
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Dulk? Can I borrow
your friend for a moment?
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This is the Factor Boost Gauntlet
I just made.
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It boosts the Power Factor
of whoever wears it.
112
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Dulky say quack.
113
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And over there in my lab,
114
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I've built an oxygenating field,
115
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so we won't need
an airlock any more.
116
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The field will coat you with
an invisible layer of oxygen
117
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that will last 20 minutes. Any questions?
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Ooh. Ooh! Mmmm.
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Mm-mmm!
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No questions. Good. Dismissed.
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(grunts)
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Pick me. Pick me!
123
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So we don't need
to wear helmets
124
00:07:00,917 --> 00:07:02,709
in space anymore? Cool!
125
00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:07,375
(Hulk) Ooh. Ooh! Mmm!
126
00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,041
Hello?
127
00:07:20,834 --> 00:07:24,291
Well let's see.
Here is Mr. Soul Stone.
128
00:07:24,375 --> 00:07:26,542
(gasps)
Is that the Time Stone,
129
00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:31,625
the Mind Stone, the Space Stone,
the Reality Stone.
130
00:07:31,709 --> 00:07:33,500
And the Po...
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The Power Stone,
the one that got away.
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(growls)
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Oh, that's what you're thinking,
isn't it?
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(muffled)
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00:07:41,583 --> 00:07:42,959
I knew it.
136
00:07:43,041 --> 00:07:44,041
Well, guess what.
137
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Nothing can get away from me
for very long
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00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,291
on account of
I've got the Reality Stone.
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(blows raspberry)
140
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There's only one way to keep
the Power Stone safe from Thanos.
141
00:08:01,083 --> 00:08:03,917
And that's to use
my Nova Corps Microteleporter
142
00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,333
to send the Stone far away
into the darkest depths of space
143
00:08:07,417 --> 00:08:09,083
where Thanos will never find it.
144
00:08:16,917 --> 00:08:18,333
Do-over!
145
00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:20,667
See, see?
146
00:08:22,583 --> 00:08:24,291
I just crossed an ocean
147
00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:27,000
of time and space
faster than you can
148
00:08:27,083 --> 00:08:28,792
brush your teeth and...
149
00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:32,417
Oh, my bad. You can't.
150
00:08:33,291 --> 00:08:34,458
(growls)
151
00:08:34,542 --> 00:08:35,709
-Whoopsie!
-Gasp!
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All right, Thanos,
153
00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:42,959
we can do this the easy way
or the hard way. Your choice.
154
00:08:43,041 --> 00:08:45,875
I suppose you want
my Gauntlet, Doom?
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00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,208
(chuckles)
156
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When you pry it from my cold,
spread hand.
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(Modok)
Ooh, nice foreshortening.
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Modok, give Thanos a preview
of what he's going to get.
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(snickers)
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00:08:59,792 --> 00:09:01,417
Sweet.
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00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,583
(muffled)
162
00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:04,750
(grunts)
163
00:09:06,291 --> 00:09:09,083
(muffled scream)
164
00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:14,083
You know, Doom,
165
00:09:14,166 --> 00:09:15,792
(muffled scream continues)
166
00:09:21,542 --> 00:09:23,375
I'd be scared,
167
00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:24,625
except for one thing:
168
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Modok here doesn't exist.
169
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Do-over!
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00:09:30,166 --> 00:09:33,333
(gasps) And neither do you,
Mr. Stinky Poo-poo Pants.
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00:09:33,417 --> 00:09:34,542
I don't?
172
00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:35,542
Do-over!
173
00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:39,417
You are going to pay for this, Thanos.
174
00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:43,583
Those were my two best villains,
such as they were.
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00:09:46,041 --> 00:09:47,375
(yells)
176
00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:58,000
You... You just destroyed
half a galaxy!
177
00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:00,959
B-B-B-Billions of star systems.
178
00:10:01,041 --> 00:10:04,083
Yeah, but it happened so quickly,
I barely enjoyed it.
179
00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:06,959
Now you, on the other hand.
180
00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:09,000
(cries out)
181
00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:11,291
So this is how it ends.
182
00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:14,583
Alone, without a single minion.
183
00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:19,500
Blasted by some fathead.
184
00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:20,959
Do-over!
185
00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:24,500
Well, there you have it.
186
00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:25,667
Questions, anyone?
187
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,625
(laughs)
188
00:10:27,709 --> 00:10:29,834
There can only be one big bad.
189
00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:35,125
The supposedly great Dr. Doom,
190
00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:37,750
the worst villain
in the universe... ohh...
191
00:10:37,834 --> 00:10:38,917
until now.
192
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,166
(laughs) Et cetera.
193
00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:48,083
What are you going
to do to me, Thanos?
194
00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:50,417
Same thing everyone does
with snapshots...
195
00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:53,083
throw it in a box in the garage
and forget about it,
196
00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:55,000
get 'em out when company comes.
I don't know.
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00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:57,083
(groans)
198
00:10:57,166 --> 00:10:59,208
Well at least you'll have
company, pumpkin.
199
00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,417
And that's bad villain banter.
200
00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,709
Really? Well, then,
how do you explain this?
201
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:09,500
The Cartoon Writers' Association Award
for villain banter!
202
00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:11,000
You made that up.
203
00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:13,458
-Wait, no.
-(muffled voices)
204
00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,250
(Dr. Doom) Nuts!
205
00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:17,750
(Iron Man) Thanos!
206
00:11:17,834 --> 00:11:19,959
Huh?
207
00:11:20,041 --> 00:11:24,000
The Super Hero Squad!
Oh, bother.
208
00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:26,000
I'm going to have
to get a new Brooding Rock.
209
00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:27,250
Super Hero Squad,
210
00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:28,583
Hero Up!
211
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:32,959
♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪
212
00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:35,417
♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
213
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:38,959
♪ They'll save the day again ♪
214
00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:40,834
♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
215
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:45,208
Let's kick that Thanos
right in his heinous butt.
216
00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:47,458
(grunts)
217
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:53,333
Haha, that factor booster
gauntlet really works!
218
00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:55,834
(all cheer) High five.
219
00:11:55,917 --> 00:11:58,792
(sighs) Do... over.
220
00:12:01,917 --> 00:12:03,375
My turn now.
221
00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:05,125
Mind Stone!
222
00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:06,709
(strains)
223
00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:07,875
Wolverine? What's the matter?
224
00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:10,625
Can't... stop.
225
00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:16,542
(cries out)
226
00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,375
(grunts) Ow.
227
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:26,458
Wolvie is facing his toughest
opponent yet: himself.
228
00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:29,208
A little slow there, Thanos.
229
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,000
Not really a problem
230
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:34,542
when I've got the Space Stone!
231
00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:35,875
(cries out)
232
00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:43,500
Herbie? Can you hear me?
233
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:47,500
(static)
234
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:49,333
I'm lost, Herbie.
I need you to blink
235
00:12:49,417 --> 00:12:50,959
the Helicarrier's lights for me.
236
00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:56,041
The brights, Herbie!
I'm running out of oxygen!
237
00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:03,417
(Iron Man) Wolvie, stop!
238
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,375
(strains)
239
00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:08,083
Ooh.
240
00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,000
(both strain)
241
00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:17,500
Ooh. This gives me an idea.
242
00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:19,542
Power Stone!
243
00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:20,834
(grunts)
244
00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:25,208
Hey,
what's he doing to us?
245
00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:28,667
Turning us into a giant
pretzel, that's what.
246
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,333
This ain't gonna stop me.
247
00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:32,333
I got Adamantine bones,
remember?
248
00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:33,750
Yeah, well, I don't.
249
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:36,250
Ow! Wave two, attack!
250
00:13:38,542 --> 00:13:40,458
The son of Odin... that's me...
251
00:13:40,542 --> 00:13:43,125
will not see his comrades
turned into street food
252
00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:45,208
by some cosmic pretzel vendor!
253
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:47,834
(grunts)
254
00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:49,333
(loud crash sounds)
255
00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:52,125
Purple Man.
256
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:55,458
Yeah, yeah. "Purple Man hurt friends.
Hulk smash."
257
00:13:55,542 --> 00:13:56,709
Just hit him, okay?
258
00:13:58,458 --> 00:13:59,875
(grunts)
259
00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:01,166
(growls)
260
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,250
Power Stone!
261
00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:05,875
(grunts)
262
00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:09,667
(grunts intensify)
263
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,834
We're running out of oxygen.
264
00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:17,250
And air, too!
265
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:20,417
What happen
when no more oxygen?
266
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,583
(squeals)
267
00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:23,792
This.
268
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,834
(Hulk groans)
269
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,083
Oh, looks like someone's
wah-wah hurts.
270
00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:33,208
You know the old saying
271
00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:35,417
"You'll wish you
were never born"?
272
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,500
I just thought of this.
When I get done with you,
273
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:41,333
you will never have been born.
274
00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:43,375
I mean, come on, that's...
(grunts)
275
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:47,333
Come on, everybody,
we need to get back to the Helicarrier.
276
00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:49,917
(Thanos coughs)
277
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,792
Now, about that whole
278
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:54,750
"never having been born" thing.
279
00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:03,333
(Thanos) Oh, oh, oh, oh!
I have a good one.
280
00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:06,333
If I make it that
none of you ever existed,
281
00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:09,333
will I have any memory of you?
282
00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:11,166
Let's find out.
283
00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:12,291
(gasps)
284
00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:13,667
(grunts)
285
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,417
I believe this is what humans call
a last-minute save.
286
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,000
(grunts)
287
00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,333
Ow-ow-ow-ow.
288
00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:22,458
(cries out)
289
00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:28,208
All right, everybody.
The Silver Surfer's got it covered.
290
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:29,750
Let's get back
to the Helicarrier!
291
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,750
(grunts)
292
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:41,667
Surfer! How about
we settle this one-on-one,
293
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,709
you know, mano a mano?
294
00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:46,417
One-on-one is
a righteous configuration.
295
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:51,792
Whatever. If I win,
your Infinity Sword is mine.
296
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:53,458
If you win.
297
00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:56,417
Against a sap like you? Pff.
298
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,083
A few minutes from now,
299
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:02,125
I will have the Infinity Gauntlet
and the Infinity Sword.
300
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:05,375
I'll be unstoppable times infinity!
301
00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:06,917
That's not even a number.
302
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,583
Shake?
303
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:11,083
You're kidding, right?
304
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:12,750
You want a fair fight, don't you?
305
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:15,750
(sighs) Okay.
306
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,875
Whoa! You call that fair?
307
00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:21,750
Who's the sap now?
308
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:24,625
You are not a good guy!
309
00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:27,291
-You are actually worse than me...
-Time Stone!
310
00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:30,834
Listen, you just don't have what it takes
311
00:16:30,917 --> 00:16:33,875
to be the all-powerful
evil ruler of the universe.
312
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:36,000
All you really care about
is throwing tantrums.
313
00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:38,792
Thank you.
314
00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:42,125
Hey, it's nothing,
and I mean that because...
315
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,625
(laughs)
316
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:50,041
(grunts)
317
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,041
(man) Thanos,
318
00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:56,000
you're going to be imprisoned here
in the Soul Stone forever,
319
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,583
just as I am.
320
00:16:57,667 --> 00:17:01,750
Well, Mr. Bitter Pill. Who are you?
321
00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:03,125
You know who I am.
322
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:05,750
The man you stole the soul stone from.
323
00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:07,166
Adam Warlock.
324
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:13,417
(both strain)
325
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,041
By the Mackerel!
326
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:17,041
Thor hath never seen such a mess.
327
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,166
Not even in the Augean Stables.
328
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,458
(both strain)
329
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,166
Pull, Big Hammer!
330
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:26,333
No, wait. It's more
complicated than that!
331
00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:28,083
-(growls)
-(groans)
332
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,875
(cries out)
333
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:31,750
(screaming continues)
334
00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:35,458
(panting)
335
00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:36,834
You all right?
336
00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,417
(groans)
337
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,792
Where you had your foot?
338
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,417
Don't ever put it there again, bub.
339
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,750
Uh, that was your foot.
340
00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:46,083
Eww.
341
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,917
My Infinity Sword,
I hope you're happy.
342
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,709
You've thoroughly corrupted me.
343
00:17:54,792 --> 00:17:56,083
And I like it!
344
00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:58,041
(laughs)
345
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,583
(grunts)
346
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:02,792
(groans)
347
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,583
All right, everybody.
Let's get some more oxygen
348
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,250
and go out there again.
The surfer needs us.
349
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,041
What Shiny doing?
350
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:15,125
Lately, Hulk, you've been
asking all the right questions.
351
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:18,583
With the combined power
of the Infinity Gauntlet...
352
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:21,125
Ha!... and the Infinity Sword,
353
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:24,125
I am the master of all!
354
00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:28,834
He... He's gone villain.
355
00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:30,208
Thank you!
356
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:33,166
-Surfer?
-Did I just hear something?
357
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,917
Some insignificant
little squeak?
358
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,250
It was me,
and it wasn't a squeak.
359
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,333
It couldn't have been
anything important,
360
00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:41,875
because what could
you possibly say
361
00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:44,375
that would matter
in the slightest to me?
362
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:48,458
Uh-oh. Even Hulk know
where this going.
363
00:18:48,542 --> 00:18:50,834
Surfer, we all came
from different places,
364
00:18:50,917 --> 00:18:53,166
but we've been through
a lot together.
365
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:54,542
We're all friends now,
366
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:57,375
and friends don't let friends
conquer the universe.
367
00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:58,917
You're right about one thing.
368
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,333
We all did come from different places.
369
00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:04,750
And now I'm headed to an even
more different place.
370
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:08,417
It's a place where even you,
who once called me Squaddie,
371
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,834
are but a pimple
on a gremmie's backside,
372
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,333
compared to my
surferous power.
373
00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:16,458
From now on, call me...
374
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:18,208
Dark Surfer!
375
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,875
(laughs)
376
00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:24,875
Huh. What Hulk tell you?
377
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:27,166
If you're so smart,
what do we do now?
378
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,792
Who say Hulk smart?
379
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:29,959
Yea. Verily.
380
00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:35,417
You know what I just did?
381
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,667
I erased another third of the universe
382
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,500
with a wave of my hand.
383
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,875
Aww!
384
00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:43,083
The part that
included Galactus.
385
00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:44,542
Mm-mm.
386
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:47,792
Most definitely, the Dark Surfer rules!
387
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,166
(cries out)
388
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,583
You blasted metal-plated...
389
00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:59,083
(grunts)
390
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:00,583
(groans)
391
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:08,250
Dark Shiny hurt Claw!
392
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,709
(roars)
393
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,917
Power Stone!
394
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,083
(strains)
395
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,041
(cries out)
396
00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:26,375
Um... Uh... Oh.
397
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:30,417
Time Stone!
398
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:39,000
I could leave you
all like this.
399
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,291
But everyone knows that,
400
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:41,417
just like Act Three
401
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,417
always follows Act Two,
402
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:46,083
something will come along
to unfreeze you.
403
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:48,500
I need something permanent,
but what?
404
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:51,542
Add infinity to infinity,
405
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:56,834
and I can scatter the six of you
across time, space, and reality!
406
00:20:56,917 --> 00:20:59,959
You'll be out of my universe
forever!
407
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:01,250
(laughs)
408
00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:04,709
(exclaims)
409
00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:12,208
(Iron Man)
Herbie! Get a message to Earth!
410
00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:27,333
(beeps)
411
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:30,125
(cries out)
412
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,750
(grunts)
413
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:35,875
(yells)
414
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,250
(roars)
415
00:21:43,041 --> 00:21:44,291
(strains)
416
00:21:46,542 --> 00:21:49,583
(Iron Man)
Guys! If you can hear me, remember,
417
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:52,834
Squaddies don't give up.
We Hero Up!
418
00:21:52,917 --> 00:21:54,542
And if you can't hear me,
419
00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:56,500
well, never mind!