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Add infinity to infinity,
2
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and I can scatter
the six of you across time,
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space, and reality!
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You’ll be out
of my universe forever!
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(Iron Man)
Guys, if you can hear me, remember,
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Squaddies don’t give up.
We hero up!
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And if you can’t hear me,
well, never mind.
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(beeps)
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(cries out)
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(cries out)
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(grunts)
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(computer beeps)
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We’re back home.
Super Hero City.
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(beeps)
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It’s nighttime?
We must have been gone for a while.
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(beeps) Like 40 years.
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Hmm. Wonder if I can find
a pizza at this time of...
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Forty years?
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(beeps) I’m measuring
chronal distortion.
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We’ve landed forty years...
(beeps)
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...in the future!
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The future?
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Are we in one of those
utopian futures
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where everything is good?
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Or are we in one of those
nightmare dystopian
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everything-gone-wrong
bad futures?
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This is Sentinel patrol 616.
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Halt and prepare
to be destroyed!
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Alert! Neutralize
unidentified hostiles!
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(beeps)
I’m guessing bad future.
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With this Infinity Gauntlet,
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I, Thanos, will rule the universe!
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All right Squaddies,
time to Hero up!
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♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who’s gonna Hero up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get along,
but they’re always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who’s gonna Hero up? ♪
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♪ Who’ll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They’ll Hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce,
even Thanos ends up in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Man joins
the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the sky,
Scarlet Witch by his side ♪
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♪ Thor’s hammer
has thunder’s might ♪
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♪ Who’ll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They’ll Hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
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(groans)
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Alert! One unidentified hero
and one assistant
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or possibly a talking
parking meter.
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This unit will apprehend
the obviously weaker unit.
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Hey!
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The name is Falcon.
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Maybe this will
jog your memory.
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(grunts)
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Whoa!
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We’re in trouble, H.E.R.B.I.E. Tell me
you’ve got something that we can use
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against those robots.
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(beeps)
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You are charged
with curfew violation,
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resisting a Sentinel,
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and possession of duct tape
without a license.
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The penalty is termination.
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(chuckles)
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(Man)
You leave those kids alone!
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Magneto?
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You were expecting
maybe Squirrel Girl?
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(groans)
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(strains)
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(grunts)
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(strains)
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(loud clanging)
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(grunts)
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You’re a villain.
Why are you saving us?
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I’m not a villain, I think.
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Anyway I’ve mellowed out
in my old age
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and I haven’t done anything
evil in years
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that I can remember.
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(drilling)
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(Falcon strains)
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Take that.
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-(crashing sounds)
-(cat yowls)
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We need to fraptazzle
before the, uh...
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Sentinel comes back with, uh...
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reinforcements.
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Fraptazzle.
It means skedaddle.
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Vamoose.
Hightail it.
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(beeps) My universal translator
must not be working.
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We need to run away.
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Follow me.
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I know a place we can lay low.
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(beeps) Do we trust him?
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Do we have a choice?
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(Falcon) The Helicarrier got turned
into an apartment complex?
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(Magneto)
When the Sentinels took over,
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they decommissioned the Helicarrier.
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-The Sentinels?
-Yes.
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That’s an interesting story.
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You see...
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(snoring)
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Huh?
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(snores)
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Oh, here we go.
Get off my lawn you rot...
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Oh. I mean, where was I?
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Oh yes. Ah, the interesting story.
The Sentinels.
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Forty-odd years odd ago,
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there was no one around
to protect Super Hero City,
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so the people built the Sentinels
to protect themselves.
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00:06:03,625 --> 00:06:05,500
But the Sentinels decided
that the best way
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to protect them was to conquer them.
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The Sentinels took over the world,
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led by their new evil ruler,
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my daughter, The Scarlet Empress.
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(Falcon)
Wanda? The Scarlet Witch?
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(Magneto) Well, now she calls herself
the Scarlet Empress.
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Well. Anyway. The Sentinels
are her personal army.
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I suppose you think it’s my fault
for raising her evil.
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For all I know, you’re right.
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But I honestly don’t remember.
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-Prune juice?
-(gulps)
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I do remember
that she’s evil.
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Evil!
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Pure e...
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-(snores)
-(horn honks)
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That’s impossible.
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Wanda would never be a villain...again.
She’s reformed.
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The Super Hero Squad and I
convinced her to become good.
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(snoring continues)
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(electricity hums)
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Uh-oh. There is no
Super Hero Squad.
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I’ve downloaded
the history files.
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In this world, the Super Hero Squad
never existed.
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No Super Hero Squad?
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Then why was it called
Super Hero City?
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We’re not in the future of our world.
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We’re in an alternate future reality.
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Alternate reality? Another world?
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-A "What If?"
-(beeps)
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You have no idea what
I’m talking about, do you?
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Doesn’t matter.
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I’m going to see Wanda
and reason with her.
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I convinced her
to become good once.
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I can do it again.
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It’s impossible.
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No one’s allowed to see
the Scarlet Empress.
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She stays holed up in the Vault.
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Sentinels outside, traps inside.
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It can’t be done. Except...
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-(Falcon) Except?
-(Magneto) There was one hero
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who fought back against the Sentinels.
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He’s known as the Man.
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A legend.
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The Man is the only one
who’s ever gotten
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in and out of the Vault
and lived to tell about it.
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Please, no more prune juice.
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I might have to fly behind you.
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We need to find this guy, the Man.
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He can tell us how
to get inside and see Wanda.
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00:08:03,417 --> 00:08:08,709
Hmm. Last I heard, he was being
held in Super Hero City prison.
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00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:12,375
No problem. I have a plan to bust him out.
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And by me, I mean H.E.R.B.I.E.
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H.E.R.B.I.E., uh,
come up with something.
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(beeps) Uh-oh.
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(Falcon) This is the best plan
you could come up with?
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(beeps)
If you didn’t like it,
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you should’ve said something.
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I did say something.
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(beeps) What was that?
I wasn’t listening.
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Alert. Identify yourselves.
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(beeps) I’m Sentinel Omega Five.
These are my prisoners.
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Prison block transfer
for cell block A-A-23.
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Proceed.
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00:08:58,208 --> 00:09:01,083
(beeps)
I can’t believe that worked.
176
00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:04,667
They’re probably holding the Man
in solitary confinement.
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00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:06,458
This way. (farts)
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00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,834
This is the toughest hero
in the world.
179
00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,250
It’s gotta be Wolverine, right?
180
00:09:14,834 --> 00:09:16,542
No way! It can’t be!
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00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:18,542
You? Reptil?
182
00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:21,458
You were expecting
maybe Squirrel Girl?
183
00:09:27,208 --> 00:09:28,458
Reptil?
184
00:09:28,542 --> 00:09:30,667
-You’re the Man?
-That’s me.
185
00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:34,792
Smash a few thousand Sentinels
and they give you a clever nickname.
186
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,667
Magneto.
What are you doing here?
187
00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:39,583
I don’t remember.
188
00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:41,917
I can’t believe you’re not a kid any more.
189
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,625
Alert! All units!
190
00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:45,000
Escape in progress!
191
00:09:46,709 --> 00:09:47,709
(strains)
192
00:09:50,166 --> 00:09:51,542
Escape in progress!
193
00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,291
Escape in progress!
Escape in progress!
194
00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:01,875
They’re onto us.
How are we going to get out?
195
00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:04,083
Easy.
196
00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:05,792
We’re heading out
the front door.
197
00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:07,458
(alarms blaring)
198
00:10:07,542 --> 00:10:09,709
(Sentinels beeping)
199
00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,750
That’s it. Good.
200
00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:19,417
Keep it steady, Magneto.
201
00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,166
Reptil! Fighting the Sentinel
202
00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:22,750
and coming up with
this getaway plan...
203
00:10:22,834 --> 00:10:24,333
That was amazing!
204
00:10:24,417 --> 00:10:25,917
(Reptil) Stick with me, kid.
205
00:10:26,041 --> 00:10:27,417
There’s more
where that came from.
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00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:30,083
(Falcon) Kid?
207
00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:31,917
I know it’s hard to believe,
but it’s the truth.
208
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,750
If I can confront the Scarlet Empress,
209
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,875
I can turn her away from evil.
210
00:10:35,959 --> 00:10:37,583
I don’t think it’s possible, kid.
211
00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:39,583
Will you please
stop calling me that?
212
00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:41,083
You’re supposed to be the kid.
213
00:10:41,166 --> 00:10:42,792
You’re Reptil!
214
00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:45,542
The happy-go-lucky, relaxed kid.
215
00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:47,041
Happy-go-lucky?
216
00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:48,375
(scoffs)
217
00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:50,291
That was a long time ago, kid.
218
00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:54,291
This is never going to work.
219
00:10:54,375 --> 00:10:56,500
So you’re not going to help us?
220
00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:57,875
Of course I’ll help you.
221
00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:01,709
I never pass up a chance
for a good fight.
222
00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:04,667
(stomach gurgling)
223
00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:06,000
(Magneto) Oh. Uh-oh.
224
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,458
(farts)
225
00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:09,792
(car alarms blaring
in distance)
226
00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:11,750
(dogs bark in distance)
227
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,667
(coyote howls)
228
00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:20,542
(Falcon)
We’re going back to prison?
229
00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:22,959
(Reptil) We can’t attack the Vault.
It’s too well protected.
230
00:11:23,041 --> 00:11:24,750
But they recently built a passageway
231
00:11:24,834 --> 00:11:26,792
connecting the prison with the Vault.
232
00:11:26,875 --> 00:11:28,667
That passage is unprotected.
233
00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:32,375
Because no one in their right mind
would break into prison.
234
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,667
This will be dangerous.
235
00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:37,583
Then again, who wants to live forever?
236
00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:40,083
-I do.
-Me too.
237
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,041
Guess what, gentlemen?
238
00:11:51,125 --> 00:11:53,375
We won’t be needing
the disguise anymore.
239
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,291
So it gets easier?
240
00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:06,667
You wish.
241
00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:08,417
This is where it gets hard.
242
00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:15,208
H.E.R.B.I.E., plug into
the computer systems.
243
00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:21,500
All the walls and floors in here
are armed with automated traps.
244
00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:22,750
See if you can disable the...
245
00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:24,166
-(alarm blaring)
-(beeps)
246
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,542
(beeps)
Oops, I left the caps lock on.
247
00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:34,625
(lasers blasting)
248
00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:44,500
(strains)
249
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:46,333
(beeps)
250
00:12:53,709 --> 00:12:55,417
(beeps)
251
00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:03,333
(grunts)
252
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,375
Ahh.
253
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:15,542
My feet are killing me.
254
00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:16,625
(horn honks)
255
00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:19,917
(grunts)
256
00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:26,375
I’m getting too old for this.
257
00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:28,333
Welcome to my world.
258
00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:29,417
(horn honks)
259
00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:35,250
(Reptil) It’s a vacuum cleaner,
260
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,166
programmed
to remove impurities.
261
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,625
It’s dangerous,
but it’s not very bright.
262
00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:41,750
As long as we’re quiet,
263
00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:44,333
-it won’t bother us.
-What?
264
00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:47,291
Adamantium saw blade.
265
00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:48,792
Run for it!
266
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:50,583
What?
267
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,291
(grunts)
268
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,041
What is wrong with the future?
269
00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,625
I thought the future
was going to be flying cars,
270
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:03,250
not vacuum cleaners
with spinning blades of death.
271
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:04,834
-(horn honks)
-That’s nothing.
272
00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,542
You should see the flying cars
273
00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:08,959
with the spinning blades of death.
274
00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:11,000
(loud thumping sounds)
275
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,917
(laughs)
276
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:13,917
Wanda?
277
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,917
No one calls me Wanda.
278
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,834
Call me the Scarlet Empress.
279
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:20,500
Hi, Dad.
280
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:23,375
Hi, sweetheart. How are things?
281
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:25,250
I was having a bad day.
282
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:29,166
But now that I get to destroy you,
it’s starting to look up.
283
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,750
Wanda, wait.
I have to talk to you!
284
00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:33,542
Why would I want to talk to you?
285
00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:34,959
Talking is boring.
286
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,583
I’m bored now.
287
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,500
And when I get bored,
I get smashy.
288
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:40,417
(snaps)
289
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,750
(laughs)
290
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:48,792
All units! Attack!
291
00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:55,166
(strains)
292
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:59,834
I can’t keep this shield
up forever!
293
00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:01,166
Or can I?
294
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,166
No, no, I can’t.
295
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,834
OK. Stick to the original plan.
296
00:15:04,917 --> 00:15:06,750
I need to talk to Wanda
and convince her
297
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:08,166
that what she’s doing is wrong.
298
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,834
I’m with the parakeet.
Uh, Falcon.
299
00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:12,667
Yeah. Didn’t I say that?
300
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:15,291
Then do it!
301
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:17,000
(grunts)
302
00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:22,709
I hope you’re ready
to fight, H.E.R.B.I.E.
303
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:24,041
-(beeps)
-It’s about to get ugly.
304
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:28,000
(beeps)
305
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:30,625
Wanda, you don’t know me,
but forty years ago,
306
00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:32,917
in another dimension, we were friends.
307
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,041
Yeah, that’s what they all say.
308
00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:38,417
(grunts)
309
00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:42,291
(tires screech)
310
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,250
(horn honks)
311
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:48,667
(clanking sounds)
312
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,917
(grunts)
313
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,917
Young lady, you may be
the ruler of the world,
314
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,625
but I am still your father.
315
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,917
What are you going to do?
Send me to my room?
316
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,417
Hmm?
317
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,083
I didn’t realize
that was still an option.
318
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,625
(grunts)
319
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:10,250
Oh, that’s gonna leave a mark.
320
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,458
Magneto!
321
00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:14,709
Now it’s your turn.
322
00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:17,417
(strains)
323
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:19,792
(grunts)
324
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:20,875
(growls)
325
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,208
(snarls)
326
00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:29,125
(laughs)
327
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:31,333
They’re not so tough,
are they, H.E.R.B.I.E.?
328
00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:36,375
(beeps)
329
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:38,709
(laughs)
330
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:40,542
I know you’re a hero, Wanda.
331
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,875
That’s why I won’t fight you.
332
00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:45,792
Good. It’ll make it easier
for me to destroy you.
333
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:48,083
(beeps)
334
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,959
(grunts)
335
00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:58,458
Snap out of it, H.E.R.B.I.E.
Fight’s not over yet.
336
00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:00,917
(beeps) Easy for you to say.
337
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,917
I am not designed for combat.
338
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,458
(beeps) Look!
339
00:17:04,542 --> 00:17:05,583
All right, H.E.R.B.I.E.
340
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:07,000
You ever see karate masters
341
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:09,458
who break ten pieces of ice
with one chop?
342
00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:12,375
The secret is that they don’t
look at all ten pieces.
343
00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:15,709
Just the one on top.
The point of impact.
344
00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:17,083
Take this next one.
345
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,750
Don’t look at how tall it is.
346
00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:20,500
Don’t look at how strong it is.
347
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:23,125
Focus on the point of impact.
348
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,709
(sighs)
349
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:29,083
(beeps)
350
00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:31,166
(strains)
351
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:38,667
(computer hums)
352
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:40,375
(beeps)
353
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,166
(strains)
354
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:45,333
(computer hums)
355
00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:52,333
(motor powers down)
356
00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:54,333
(crash)
357
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:57,125
I... (beeps) I did it.
358
00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:58,750
Nice job, H.E.R.B.I.E.
359
00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:01,417
Ready do it another 500 times?
360
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:04,583
(beeps)
361
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:08,250
(both roar)
362
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:11,959
Talk to me, Wanda.
What’s the harm?
363
00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:14,125
Fine. Start talking.
I’ll listen.
364
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,667
Fool!
365
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:18,834
(grunts)
366
00:18:18,917 --> 00:18:20,333
(laughs)
367
00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:23,125
I can’t believe
you fell for that.
368
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:24,750
Come on, Wanda.
369
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:26,041
You’re not the Scarlet Witch.
370
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:27,625
You’re not an empress.
371
00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:30,250
I’ve got business cards
that say otherwise.
372
00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:32,208
You’re not a villain anymore.
373
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:34,375
It was only a phase
you were supposed to outgrow
374
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:35,625
before you got old.
375
00:18:35,709 --> 00:18:38,458
Are you calling me old?
376
00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:40,500
Wait, wait, wait! No, no, no.
377
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:42,583
That came out wrong.
378
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:45,375
This will get you
to stop talking permanently.
379
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,709
I know the real you, Wanda.
380
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,333
Where I’m from, you were a hero.
381
00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:49,750
Everyone loved you.
382
00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:51,917
Loved? People hate me.
383
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,750
No one’s ever loved me.
384
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,083
What do they write about me
on your message boards?
385
00:18:57,166 --> 00:19:00,667
Great things. They write nothing
but really positive things.
386
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:04,208
Liar! No one ever writes positive things
on message boards!
387
00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:06,875
-Well, I won’t fight back.
-I’ll crush you.
388
00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:08,250
I know you’re good inside.
389
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:09,750
I know you won’t hurt me.
390
00:19:09,834 --> 00:19:11,959
I beg to differ.
391
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,542
How do you know?
392
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,834
Why are you so convinced
that I’m good?
393
00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:22,000
I took a chance on you once Wanda.
394
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:23,625
I’m willing to do it again.
395
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,959
(strains)
396
00:19:32,709 --> 00:19:34,333
This again.
397
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,750
You believed I was good,
398
00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:43,000
even when I didn’t believe it myself.
399
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:46,125
It’s what friends do.
We believe in each other.
400
00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:50,083
(beeps)
401
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:52,291
(beeps)
You want some? (beeps)
402
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,375
You don’t want none!
Take that!
403
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:55,625
And that! (beeps)
404
00:19:55,709 --> 00:19:57,125
And some of that!
405
00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:59,458
I’ve seen things
that cannot be unseen!
406
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:01,959
(yells)
407
00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:05,291
Whoa! Easy, H.E.R.B.I.E. Easy.
408
00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:09,166
Come back down. Come back down.
409
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:13,208
Thank you for saving me, Falcon.
410
00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:14,375
It wasn’t just me.
411
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:15,875
Everybody worked together.
412
00:20:15,959 --> 00:20:18,583
My word, he’s right.
413
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,667
We worked well together.
I guess it’s true
414
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,792
what they say about old dogs
learning new...
415
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,667
(snores)
416
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:33,333
Still a lot of Sentinels out there.
417
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:36,083
World won’t be safe
until every last one is gone.
418
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,083
Then let’s do it together.
419
00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:40,083
Let’s save the world.
420
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:02,041
(sighs) Still no sign
of the Super Hero Squad.
421
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:04,500
(groans)
Dark Surfer is still out there.
422
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:05,959
The Earth is in trouble.
423
00:21:06,041 --> 00:21:07,583
And the Squaddies
could be anywhere.
424
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,500
We have to face
the very real possibility
425
00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:11,500
that we’re going to fight
the Dark Surfer
426
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:13,834
without the Super Hero Squad.
427
00:21:13,917 --> 00:21:15,250
Anyone want gum?
428
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:24,542
I’m sorry.
429
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:27,000
Being a villain was all I knew.
430
00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:32,500
(H.E.R.B.I.E. cries out)
431
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,667
(both strain)
432
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:36,250
I am H.E.R.B.I.E.,
433
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:39,083
a butt-kicking machine
of pure destruction! (beeps)
434
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:40,750
What did you to him?
435
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:44,291
Nothing. All I did was encourage him
to unleash the warrior within.
436
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:47,542
(beeps)
437
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:49,333
We can’t leave him like this.
438
00:21:49,417 --> 00:21:52,208
I’m sure he’ll go back
to normal eventually.
439
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:53,542
Eventually?
440
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:56,041
(beeps)
441
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:58,959
(cries out)
442
00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:00,959
(beeps) Uh-oh.
443
00:22:01,041 --> 00:22:03,667
(theme song playing)