Add infinity to infinity,
and I can scatter the six of you across time,
space, and reality!
You'll be out of my universe forever!
I'm okay. Adamantium skeleton.
That Dark Surfer's gonna be riding a wave
of butt whuppin' when I see him again.
For all I know, I'm in a different universe.
I better get my bearings.
There's something you don't see everyday.
Dinosaurs.
That would explain the Jurassic stink.
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa! Earthquake!
Uh, nice dinosaur?
With this Infinity Gauntlet,
I, Thanos, will rule the universe!
All right Squaddies! Time to Hero Up!
Huh? A red dinosaur?
Huh. Didn't your giant lizard momma tell you about sun block, Dino bub?
Wow, a sun scorched saurapod
with a monkey boy on its back.
Not monkey boy. Moon Boy!
My name is Moon Boy!
Moon Boy belongs to the Hill Folk.
Devil Dinosaur is our protector.
Devil Dinosaur says you are an intruder.
He says you must leave.
Tell him that I'll leave as soon as I figure out where I am.
Tell him yourself. Devil Dinosaur can hear.
Okay. I will leave as soon as I figure out where I am.
-Devil Dinosaur says
he does not appreciate your patronizing tone.
He says intruders must leave.
No problem.
I don't want to have to hurt you!
Devil Dinosaur says that he doesn't like you.
Duh, not many people do.
Ugh. You're despicable.
When I get my hands on that red loud-mouthed leather head,
I'm going to... Hey.
What's that noise?
Ow! Ouch! Hey! Ow! Ouch again!
Thanks, I think.
I am the High Evolutionary.
Greetings to you,
oh short, stout, and unusually hairy life form.
Eh, I've been called worse.
You do not belong here on this Dinosaur World.
Tell me something I don't know, smart guy.
Then perhaps we can help each other.
I am a scientist,
and I have come to Dinosaur World to study it.
But my robot lab assistants and I have run into a problem.
Devil Dinosaur.
The red dinosaur does not belong here.
Its presence here will damage the fragile ecosystem.
I need your help in saving the world
from the evil red dinosaur.
I don't know. He didn't look evil, just mean.
And I can respect that.
No, no, no. No, you're wrong.
That dinosaur is evil. Pure evil.
Help me save Dinosaur World,
and then I can help you get home.
Okay. Show me what ya got.
Any news, Cap?
No news.
This lack of progress is so slow and frustrating.
And I know a little something about slow and frustrating.
I work in government.
Still searching for the Squaddies, Mr. Mayor.
We'll give you a stars and stripes update as soon as we know anything.
I can't believe the Silver Surfer could turn into a bad guy.
Somebody should try reasoning with him.
Somebody...
Hello.
Bonsai!
You again?
Devil Dinosaur says you should begin running.
Because when he catches you,
he's going to shave your eyebrows.
Oh, not shave your eyebrows.
Destroy. He's going to destroy you.
Sorry.
Whatever. Talking time's over, monkey boy.
Moon Boy.
Right, nobody cares.
Anyway, Devil Dinosaur is going down.
What? What is it, boy?
Hey, get back here!
Slow down, lumpy!
-Stop! -Whoa!
Do you hear that?
-No. Didn't hear anything. -It's silent.
Er. Something is wrong.
What is this place?
This is my village.
My people live here.
But they're gone.
My people are gone.
They must've been kidnapped!
Kidnapped by who?
One moon ago, a strange creature came to our world
and has been trying to kidnap the Hill Folk.
The High Evolutionary.
The High Evolutionary used me to distract you
so he could snatch your people.
Don't worry. I've got his scent.
I'm going to hunt the High Evolutionary down
and teach him a lesson.
Another Wolverine team up.
Wonderful. Devil Dinosaur and Moon Boy.
Can't wait.
Have you seen the Squaddies?
Well, keep on watching for them.
I know that's what you do.
Thanks, Watcher.
Relax, Cap. I'm currently coordinating
forty-two dedicated search parties maintaining an orderly
search and rescue pattern across every portion of the galaxy.
Every contingency is accounted for.
Okay. I didn't see that coming.
Mr. Mayor!
What do you think you're doing?
About 800 knots.
By the way, how do you turn off the parking brake on this thing?
Never mind.
I've read your thoughts, Mayor,
and you're wasting your time.
Surfer, you've let all this
Infinity gobbledygook go to your head.
Inferior being.
Listen to reason.
Or if you won't listen to reason, at least listen to me!
I've had it with these cosmic types.
You think we're inferior beings? Well, then.
This is for the people of Earth!
Mayor! No!
Oops. Wrong button.
Wow.
Ha! 'Nuff said.
Face front, true deceiver.
Hoo-ha!
Whoa!
You dare?
Take that, effendi.
Okay, okay, mistakes were made.
But, hey, let's talk it over like gentlemen.
Mayor, you continue to act like we are equals.
You are nothing,
and the Dark Surfer is the very embodiment of Infinity!
Let me explain what's happening on Earth.
Your planet has left its orbit.
The atmosphere was almost pulled away
by the sudden change in direction.
Now the Earth is moving further and further away from your Sun.
Your planet will slowly freeze.
Dark Surfer, what have you done?
Ah. I just told you.
Not my fault you weren't listening.
Go ahead. Fly away home.
Shh. Keep quiet. We have to rely on stealth.
Devil Dinosaur wants to know if we still have to be quiet.
Ah, Wolverine and guests.
Where are my people?
What have you done to the Hill Folk?
As a scientist, I must observe, study, learn and fix things
that arbitrarily bother me.
Humanoids should not be running around with dinosaurs.
It's wrong.
Huh? It feels okay.
Wrong, wrong wrongasaurus!
At first, I was simply going to destroy the Hill Folk.
But then I came up with a better idea.
They're quite safe, as you can see.
I plan to sell them as pets.
They look adorable and run on those wheels all day long.
Some even know limericks.
Wait. You mean, after all that high-handed science stuff,
you're all about turning a profit?
And now that I have the whole herd,
I can leave Dinosaur World behind.
You too.
Easy, Red. They're long gone by now.
What's gotten into you?
I have no idea what you're saying.
Oh, you mean... you mean it's not over?
You have a way we can still stop the High Evolutionary?
And save Moon Boy and the Hill Folk?
Well then, what are we waiting for?
There it is.
So, you got a plan to get us up there?
-Yee-ha!
You better run.
Devil Dinosaur says he's going to shave your eyebrows.
I meant destroy. He's going to destroy you.
You find Moon Boy and the Hill Folk.
I'm gonna find the High Evolutionary.
Go, Devil Dinosaur, go!
I knew you'd come back for us.
I'm glad you're here.
Yo. High Evo. FYI.
You've got an angry dinosaur running loose on your ship.
Now, I know that I may appear untrustworthy,
but, well, that's all I've got.
Now, help me defeat Devil Dinosaur,
and then I'll return you to your home planet.
Forget it. I'm not helping you.
Don't be a fool!
You're in the middle of nowhere.
In another galaxy, in another dimension,
with no space ship and no way to contact your friends.
I'm your only hope.
Okay.
Psych!
-Fool!
Like I'd ever work for you?
Survival of the fittest has spoken.
And you are unfit. Any last words?
Yeah. You're going to need a new ship.
Looks like you blew up your own controls.
Your ship's gonna kee-rash.
You buffoon!
Even if you somehow survive this crash,
you'll be stuck on this planet forever.
I'll live.
Hurry, my people.
Climb aboard Devil Dinosaur. It's our only chance.
Do we have a plan?
Woohoo! We did it!
The Hill Folk are free!
So, Devil Dino, how'd that last move work, huh?
Weren't you saying something about 9.8 meters per second squared?
Uh-huh. Huh? You don't say.
Go on. Wow, professor never mentioned that in class.
Mr. Mayor, are you hurt?
Well, I have good news and I have bad news.
We already figured out the bad news.
Earth has been ripped from its orbit.
We're all going to freeze.
Been there, done that.
What's the good news?
Snow day!
Everybody loves snow days, right?
Am I right?
I could snap my fingers and end them.
I could just wish them all away like so much of the universe
that I've already destroyed.
But after spending so much time here,
Earth has special meaning to me.
And I want to have the fun
of watching its people slowly struggle and fail.
Besides, this way, if I get bored,
I can thaw them back out and play with them some more.
I'd like to stay,
but I gotta keep looking for a way home.
I have a bad feeling
that things could be falling apart back there.
Thank you for everything, Wolverine.
My people owe you a great debt.
No, I don't need a ride. But thanks anyway.
Well, okay.
One last ride.
Yee-ha! Mush bub!