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Add infinity to infinity,
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and I can scatter
the six of you across time,
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space, and reality!
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You'll be out of my universe forever!
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Guys,
if you can hear me, remember:
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Squaddies don't give up.
We Hero Up.
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And if you can't hear me...
well, never mind.
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Where Squaddies go?
Where Hulk go?
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Ooh. Hulk smell
something cooking.
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Oh?
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Ow. Ow.
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Ka-boom!
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Good thing Hulk
land on Hulk's head.
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Hey, how come sky acting stupid?
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Stupid sky.
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Only supposed to be one moon.
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Or is it three?
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With this Infinity Gauntlet,
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I, Thanos, will rule the universe!
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All right Squaddies!
Time to Hero Up!
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Keep pouring it on guys!
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Torch! Firestar! How's it coming?
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-Pouring it on, Reptil.
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But if the planet's core freezes solid,
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even me and your cute friend's power
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won't be enough to thaw it out.
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Dark Surfer really
did a job on the Earth,
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ripping it out of orbit.
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And now we've got
global cooling to worry about.
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Unless the Super Hero Squad
gets back soon,
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the Earth is toast.
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Yeah, frozen toast.
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You really think I'm cute?
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Ugh, I'm stuck with the B-list.
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Hello? Where Claw?
Bird? Iron Man?
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Aww, Hulk hungry.
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On your knees!
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Huh? What on Hulk's knees?
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I command you to kneel before me!
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Sound like bully. Or politician.
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We have orders from the Red King
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to bring you back to the arena.
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Miek just wants to return to the stars.
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Go home.
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Silence!
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Don't make me kick your prothorax!
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Stupid bullies!
Leave bug alone! Hulk smash!
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This is not over, hiveless one!
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Ha! That's what you getting!
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Messing with Miek and Hulk.
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Hey, how you know Hulk's name?
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Listen, two-hands,
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you can helping me getting even
with every creature
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ever call Miek hiveless.
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Huh, hiveless good.
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Hulk had hives once and not like at all.
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Your strength
and my running away,
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we making a good team.
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Hulk save you, bug.
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Hulk hungry. Want sandwich.
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What sand-wich?
Is not bug, is it?
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Hmm?
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Is raid!
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-Huh?
-Gas! Silent but deadly!
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It not Hulk this time.
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Hold your breath two-hands!
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Uh, okay.
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Ooh.
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Kitties.
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Uh, kitty.
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Wha...
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-Hey, Big Guy!
-Huh?
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You were out like
a Christmas light in July.
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Come, feast with us, friend.
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Yay!
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Hulk hungry
after big bug fight dream.
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I'm very interested.
Tell us all about it.
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Well, Hulk land on planet,
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then break up bug fight.
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Uh. What so funny?
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One, two, three.
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This is the dream!
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Aww. Hulk not eating on Helicarrier?
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Hulk crestfallen.
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Hulk. Waking up.
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Who wet Hulk's bed?
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And change Hulk's clothes?
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The one going by name of...
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The Red King!
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Welcome to Sakaar,
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beast from the strange
dimension of purple pants.
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Cigar?
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Close, but no. Sakaar.
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-Oh. Well, Hulk want pants back!
-Tough.
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The good citizens of my planet
must be entertained,
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and you two are
just what they need.
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I command you to rise, green one.
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You bugging
with the wrong gladiators, King!
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Go on, two-hands.
Kick his prothorax.
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Hulk smash tomato man!
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Uh. Why Hulk no smash?
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The gas you inhaled earlier
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contained a mixture
of breathable nanomachines.
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Huh? Nanny machines?
Huh, Hulk not need babysitter!
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They're inside you, you oaf!
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With them, I can control
your nervous system.
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So? Hulk not nervous.
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Send the little one out first.
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Red bully leave little bug alone!
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The next fight
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in the Sakaarday Night
Smackaround has begun!
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Our first undercard challenger,
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a freshly captured insectoid!
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Miek!
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I give him six seconds.
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Bug!
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Hulk smash!
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And the returning champion,
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the silicon-based bringer of doom...
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Korg the Kronan!
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I will crush you.
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Let the gladiatorial excess begin!
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Bug in big trouble.
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I am Korg and I will grind
you into dust, underling.
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We are here to fight!
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Hulk's friend need hero!
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Stop!
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Bah! Hulk don't need flingy thing.
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Hulk is own flingy thing!
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Hulk coming, bug!
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Dumb hole.
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Finally an opponent
worthy of my might.
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This fight is not what I ordered!
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Well, ladies and drones,
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this is shaping up
to be quite a match!
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Assuming the unannounced
substitution is allowed.
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No, it looks good.
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Let the gladiators continue.
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Hulk never asked to be gladiola.
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But ugly bighead hurt Hulk's friend.
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Hulk smash!
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Hey, King,
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you got something in eye.
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Korg suffers a stunning defeat
at the hand of the green beast
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from the Purple Pants dimension.
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Will he advance to the next round?
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No! Big Bertha's cleaning up!
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No!
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Can't breathe.
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Holy three course meal!
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Big Bertha ate them all!
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That's a record for her species.
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Bad luck for our green champion, though.
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This match is over!
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Whew.
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Hulk don't like heat except for cooking.
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You not understanding.
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We the ones for cooking.
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You!
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Hulk not want to fight bighead rock.
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Hot monster is common enemy.
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Wow.
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I had no idea you were rational.
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No time to call Hulk names!
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Help Hulk smash!
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Coming up next,
we have the battle of the century
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featuring Turgo the Terrible
from Alpha 17.
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Huh?
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-Wait one second.
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The Big Bertha is back!
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It looks like...
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It looks like she's going
for the emperors skybox!
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They've escaped!
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That's right.
Big Sushi go home!
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This your fault.
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Hulk make Red King black and blue.
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Hey!
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Easier said than done,
my green friend.
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This is unbelievable!
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Our leader, the Red King,
is going to personally destroy
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the beast
from the Purple Pants dimension.
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No.
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Huh?
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I have an advantage over you.
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This is my planet, lowly creature.
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Hulk head feel funny.
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Oh, must be Nannies inside Hulk.
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Nanomachines, dolt.
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Nanny, nanny, na-na.
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Let me explain
that sensation you are feeling.
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The nanomachines you inhaled
on your arrival to Sakaar
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are eating your brain.
They're insatiable.
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It would take the power
of a million gladiators
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to overcome them.
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One push of the button
and a healthy brain
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becomes a rotten pile
of useless tissue.
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And you can't fight without a brain.
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Hulk do it all the time!
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Nanny machines.
Out of Hulk's head now!
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My brain-eating nanomachines.
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You defeated them.
Starved them!
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-Fore!
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The beast
from the Purple Pants dimension
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walloped our esteemed leader
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Oh, no!
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Do you realize what you've done?
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Aww. What Hulk mess up now?
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You did it!
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You defeated the Red King
in gladiatorial combat.
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You being now new king of Sakaar!
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Hulk King? Yay.
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Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!
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First command, kitties for everyone!
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So say King Hulk!
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-Next...
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-ice cream for everyone.
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And last, everyone gets
year supply of yummy baklava!
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No? Uh, year supply
of yummy whatever.
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Hulk win!
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But it tragic success story.
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Aww. What up with home?
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Torch, I don't know
how long I can keep this up.
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What choice do we have?
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So, Heroes,
how about a ride to the surface?
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It ain't a fit night
out for man nor beast!
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Firestar! Torch!
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Douse your flames!
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Any second the Mole Man's gonna...
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Pterodactyl!
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My legs! I can't feel my legs!
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Aww, man. I cannot wait
for the return of the Super Hero Squad.