Add infinity to infinity,
and I can scatter the six of you across time,
space, and reality!
You'll be out of my universe forever!
(Iron Man) Guys, if you can hear me, remember:
Squaddies don't give up. We Hero Up.
And if you can't hear me... well, never mind.
(cries out)
Where Squaddies go? Where Hulk go?
(cries out)
(pants)
(whimpers)
(Hulk cries out)
(sniffs)
Ooh. Hulk smell something cooking.
(whimpers)
Oh?
Ow. Ow.
(Hulk screams)
(grunts)
Ka-boom!
(groans)
Good thing Hulk land on Hulk's head.
Hey, how come sky acting stupid?
Stupid sky.
Only supposed to be one moon.
Or is it three?
With this Infinity Gauntlet,
I, Thanos, will rule the universe!
All right Squaddies! Time to Hero Up!
♪ When the bad guys are out All you have to do is shout now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
♪ Well, they may not get along ♪
♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad! ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce Thanos ends up in tears ♪
♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪
♪ Falcon darts in from the sky Silver Surfer by his side ♪
♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪
♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad! ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
(groans)
(Reptil) Keep pouring it on guys!
Torch! Firestar! How's it coming?
-Pouring it on, Reptil. -(grunts)
But if the planet's core freezes solid,
even me and your cute friend's power
won't be enough to thaw it out.
(Reptil) Dark Surfer really did a job on the Earth,
ripping it out of orbit.
(Firestar) And now we've got global cooling to worry about.
Unless the Super Hero Squad gets back soon,
the Earth is toast.
(strains)
Yeah, frozen toast.
You really think I'm cute?
Ugh, I'm stuck with the B-list.
(groans)
Hello? Where Claw? Bird? Iron Man?
Aww, Hulk hungry.
(soldier) On your knees!
Huh? What on Hulk's knees?
I command you to kneel before me!
Sound like bully. Or politician.
We have orders from the Red King
to bring you back to the arena.
(grunts)
Miek just wants to return to the stars.
Go home.
(yelps)
(growls)
Silence!
Don't make me kick your prothorax!
(Miek whimpers)
(grunts)
(soldiers cry out)
(growls)
Stupid bullies! Leave bug alone! Hulk smash!
This is not over, hiveless one!
Ha! That's what you getting!
Messing with Miek and Hulk.
Hey, how you know Hulk's name?
Listen, two-hands,
you can helping me getting even with every creature
ever call Miek hiveless.
Huh, hiveless good.
Hulk had hives once and not like at all.
Your strength and my running away,
we making a good team.
Hulk save you, bug.
(hums)
(Hulk's stomach growls)
Hulk hungry. Want sandwich.
What sand-wich? Is not bug, is it?
(metal clanks)
Hmm?
Is raid!
-Huh? -Gas! Silent but deadly!
It not Hulk this time.
Hold your breath two-hands!
Uh, okay.
(breathes deep)
(snorts)
(strains)
Ooh.
(groans)
Kitties.
(crowd cheers)
(crowd boos)
(crowd heckles)
(strains)
(monster roars)
(cries out)
(crowd cheers)
(whimpers)
(growls)
(snickers)
(snores)
Uh, kitty.
(snores)
Wha...
-Hey, Big Guy! -Huh?
You were out like a Christmas light in July.
(gasps)
Come, feast with us, friend.
Yay!
(smacks)
Hulk hungry after big bug fight dream.
(chuckles)
I'm very interested. Tell us all about it.
Well, Hulk land on planet,
then break up bug fight.
(both laugh)
Uh. What so funny?
One, two, three.
(both) This is the dream!
(both laugh)
Aww. Hulk not eating on Helicarrier?
Hulk crestfallen.
(slurps)
Hulk. Waking up.
(groans)
Who wet Hulk's bed?
And change Hulk's clothes?
The one going by name of...
The Red King!
Welcome to Sakaar,
beast from the strange dimension of purple pants.
Cigar?
Close, but no. Sakaar.
-Oh. Well, Hulk want pants back! -Tough.
The good citizens of my planet must be entertained,
and you two are just what they need.
I command you to rise, green one.
You bugging with the wrong gladiators, King!
Go on, two-hands. Kick his prothorax.
Hulk smash tomato man!
(beeps)
(strains)
Uh. Why Hulk no smash?
The gas you inhaled earlier
contained a mixture of breathable nanomachines.
Huh? Nanny machines? Huh, Hulk not need babysitter!
They're inside you, you oaf!
With them, I can control your nervous system.
(strains)
So? Hulk not nervous.
(beeps)
(grunts)
Send the little one out first.
Red bully leave little bug alone!
(cries out)
(crowd cheers)
(announcer) The next fight
in the Sakaarday Night Smackaround has begun!
(crowd cheers)
Our first undercard challenger,
a freshly captured insectoid!
Miek!
(crowd cheers)
I give him six seconds.
Bug!
(strains)
Hulk smash!
(blows landing)
(announcer) And the returning champion,
the silicon-based bringer of doom...
(grunts)
Korg the Kronan!
(crowd cheers)
(whimpers)
(Korg) I will crush you.
(announcer) Let the gladiatorial excess begin!
Bug in big trouble.
(horn sounds)
I am Korg and I will grind you into dust, underling.
We are here to fight!
(whimpers)
(strains)
Hulk's friend need hero!
Stop!
(Hulk roars)
(grunts)
Bah! Hulk don't need flingy thing.
Hulk is own flingy thing!
Hulk coming, bug!
(roars)
(whimpers)
Dumb hole.
Finally an opponent worthy of my might.
(strains)
(grunts)
This fight is not what I ordered!
(cries out)
(grunts)
(groans)
(announcer) Well, ladies and drones,
this is shaping up to be quite a match!
(groans)
(growls)
(beeps)
(announcer) Assuming the unannounced substitution is allowed.
(whimpers)
No, it looks good.
Let the gladiators continue.
(crowd cheers)
Hulk never asked to be gladiola.
But ugly bighead hurt Hulk's friend.
Hulk smash!
(gasps)
(roars)
(cries out)
(electricity crackles)
(screams)
(Hulk) Hey, King,
you got something in eye.
(grunts)
(laughs)
(announcer) Korg suffers a stunning defeat at the hand of the green beast
from the Purple Pants dimension.
Will he advance to the next round?
No! Big Bertha's cleaning up!
(rumbling)
(whimpers)
(cries out)
(grunts)
(screams)
(strains)
(gasps)
(cries out)
(roars)
(yelps)
(monster roars)
(grunts)
No!
(screams)
(grunts)
Can't breathe.
(announcer) Holy three course meal!
Big Bertha ate them all!
That's a record for her species.
Bad luck for our green champion, though.
This match is over!
(groans)
Whew.
Hulk don't like heat except for cooking.
You not understanding.
(strains)
We the ones for cooking.
(grunts)
(groans)
You!
(shouts)
Hulk not want to fight bighead rock.
Hot monster is common enemy.
(Korg) Wow.
I had no idea you were rational.
No time to call Hulk names!
Help Hulk smash!
(grunts)
(laughs)
(crowd cheers)
(announcer) Coming up next, we have the battle of the century
featuring Turgo the Terrible from Alpha 17.
(crowd cheers)
(rumbling)
Huh?
(rumbling)
(rumbling continues)
-(announcer) Wait one second. -(Big Bertha roars)
The Big Bertha is back!
(blows landing)
(gasps)
It looks like...
It looks like she's going for the emperors skybox!
(grunts)
(gasps)
(cries out)
(strains)
(crowd cheers)
They've escaped!
(Big Bertha roars)
That's right. Big Sushi go home!
(yelps)
This your fault.
Hulk make Red King black and blue.
Hey!
Easier said than done, my green friend.
(announcer) This is unbelievable!
Our leader, the Red King, is going to personally destroy
the beast from the Purple Pants dimension.
(static hisses)
No. (growls)
(beeps)
Huh?
I have an advantage over you.
(grunts)
(cries out)
(groans)
(grunts)
(crowd cheers)
This is my planet, lowly creature.
(groans)
Hulk head feel funny.
Oh, must be Nannies inside Hulk.
Nanomachines, dolt.
Nanny, nanny, na-na. (laughs)
Let me explain that sensation you are feeling.
The nanomachines you inhaled on your arrival to Sakaar
are eating your brain. They're insatiable.
It would take the power of a million gladiators
to overcome them.
One push of the button and a healthy brain
becomes a rotten pile of useless tissue.
(chuckles)
And you can't fight without a brain.
Hulk do it all the time!
(strains)
Nanny machines. Out of Hulk's head now!
(inhales)
My brain-eating nanomachines.
You defeated them. Starved them!
(crowd cheers)
(grunts)
-(strains) -Fore!
(announcer) The beast from the Purple Pants dimension
walloped our esteemed leader
(cries out)
Oh, no!
Do you realize what you've done?
Aww. What Hulk mess up now?
You did it!
You defeated the Red King in gladiatorial combat.
You being now new king of Sakaar!
Hulk King? Yay.
(laughs)
(crowd chanting) Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!
First command, kitties for everyone!
So say King Hulk!
-(crowd cheers) -Next...
-ice cream for everyone. -(crowd cheers)
And last, everyone gets year supply of yummy baklava!
(chirps)
(claps)
No? Uh, year supply of yummy whatever.
(crowd cheers)
Hulk win!
But it tragic success story.
Aww. What up with home?
(Firestar) Torch, I don't know how long I can keep this up.
What choice do we have?
(whimpering)
(crash)
So, Heroes, how about a ride to the surface?
It ain't a fit night out for man nor beast!
(strains)
(moans)
Firestar! Torch!
Douse your flames!
Any second the Mole Man's gonna...
(farts)
(cries out)
(Reptil) Pterodactyl!
My legs! I can't feel my legs!
(strains)
Aww, man. I cannot wait for the return of the Super Hero Squad.
(theme music playing)