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(Iron Man) While searching for the
diabolical and dangerous Dark Surfer,
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the Squaddies and I
were unexpectedly visited
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by a strange being
from beyond our known universe.
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No, not the Mayor, but someone
just as bizarre and unpredictably silly,
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who was about to make life for the
Super Hero Squad virtually impossible.
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(laughs)
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(grunts)
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Me, me, me!
Can I have next turn to help?
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I've even got my own hammer.
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-(Impossible Man laughs)
-(gasps)
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By Odin's soul patch!
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Someone hath replaced
all our hammers with chickens!
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And a couple of eggs.
But mostly chickens!
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(Impossible Man laughs)
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(hums)
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(Impossible Man)
We've secretly replaced the fine coffee
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they usually serve
with radioactive jumping beans.
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Now, let's see if anybody
can tell the difference.
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(laughs)
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(beeps)
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(gasps)
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(beeps)
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(Impossible Man laughs)
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Iron Man, we have a situation!
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The coffee?
Yeah, I know, I know.
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(alarm sounds)
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(powering up)
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(all)
Oh, no!
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Just kidding!
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(laughs)
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There is definitely something
weird going on around here.
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(beeps)
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We've got company.
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Somebody snuck aboard
the helicarrier.
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(Impossible Man laughs)
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(Iron Man) Unidentified intruder,
25 meters that way and closing.
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20 meters.
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(woman shrieks)
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(bell rings)
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This can't be happening.
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Ten meters. Five meters!
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Wow. Five meters, you say?
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Uh, how many hammer lengths
be that?
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Hold on. The intruder's not
in front of us.
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He's in the ventilation system!
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-(alarms sound)
-(jackhammer rattles)
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-(donkey brays)
-(whistle toots)
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-(vehicle speeds past)
-(sheep bleats)
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(cow moos)
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(drum roll)
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(fanfare)
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No, no, no, no, no, people.
Your line is, "Not you! It's impossible!"
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And then I say,
"Not Impossible! Impossible Man!"
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With this Infinity Gauntlet
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I, Thanos, will rule the universe!
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All right Squaddies,
time to Hero up!
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♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get along,
but they're always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce,
Thanos ends up in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Man
joins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Scarlet Witch by his side ♪
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♪ Thor's hammer
has thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
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(groans)
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I am the Impossible Man!
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Hi, everybody. Great to see you.
Looking good.
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I'm here to answer
all your questions.
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I've got one.
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Who are you?
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"Hey, Impossible Man,
tell us your origin story!"
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(chuckles)
Well, I never pass up
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a chance to tell my origin story!
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I'm from the planet Poppup.
The end.
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Just kidding.
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Everyone on my planet
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has the power to change shapes
and defy logic
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and be really good
at balloon animals.
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You know, years ago,
I came to Earth
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and had a wonderful summer
with the Fantastic Four.
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We went to San Diego
for some convention.
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(laughs)
Lots of weirdos there, believe me.
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Okay, nothing to see here,
people. Moving right along.
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So Earth and Poppup decided to
establish diplomatic relations.
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(laughs)
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Ooh, fun!
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Ah, my spine!
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Ms. Marvel became Earth's
ambassador to Poppup,
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and, boy, we loved her.
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(growls)
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You were so nice to us
that I've come to return the favor.
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I'm going to stay here
with you for a while.
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Oh, absolutely not.
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No, never, not in a million years.
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Ms. Marvel's right.
Out there somewhere,
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the Dark Surfer
is controlling the universe.
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We have to get this Helicarrier
fixed up pronto.
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We don't have time to host visitors,
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even if they do bring books
Hulk can actually read.
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Sorry, bub.
You're going to have to go home.
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(cries)
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I can't go home!
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My wife kicked me out.
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That make Hulk sad.
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Now, you see the problem is,
she said he was impossible to live with.
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Or that maybe he wasn't
impossible enough for her?
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I don't know,
something like that.
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Truth be told, I wasn't really listening
to what she was saying.
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(cries)
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(blows nose)
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Oh, but his heart
hath been broken!
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Surely it couldn't hurt
to let him stay on our couch?
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Yeah! Let green man stay!
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Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you, other green man.
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I promise I'll be
a great house guest.
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You have positively nothing
to worry about.
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Worried? Who's worried?
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I'm getting nowhere
with these doors.
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This is a job for Handy Man.
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We're superheroes.
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We should be able
to fix a door.
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(Impossible Man)
Oh, I know how to fix a door!
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Oh, baby, do I know how
to fix a door!
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Back on Popup, do you know what
they call me?
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No. What they call you?
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I was asking you, 'cause
I have no idea whatsoever.
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I was hoping you'd tell me.
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(grunts)
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I think I did it.
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(electricity crackles)
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(laughs)
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You funny.
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You, too! And I'm green!
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(gasps)
Hulk green, too!
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Yes, and I'm funny!
Now come on, Hulk.
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Let's see what else
we can fix.
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(both laughing)
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Now, see, if I were you,
I'd connect this to that.
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(HERBIE screams)
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(laughs) Number-one rule
of comedy, Hulk.
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Always zap the cute robot.
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I'm not going to lie.
(beeps)
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That hurt.
(beeps)
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A lot.
(beeps)
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(Iron Man)
Okay. I admit it.
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It was a bad idea
to let him stay.
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Impossible Man has caused
billions of dollars worth of damage
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and put countless lives in danger.
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And he's only been here
20 minutes!
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Ah, it feels longer.
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Hulk and Green Man finished!
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The helicarrier has a got
a shiny new coat of paint.
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You know,
I'm having so much fun.
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But I gotta tell you,
I still miss my wife.
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(sighs)
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Yes. Uh, how about
that weather, huh?
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Looks like rain.
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(cries)
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You know, my wife and I used to love
talking about the weather!
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We were going to have kids
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and name them Sunny, Cloudy,
and Partly Cloudy.
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(cries)
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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What, that we should drag him
to the zoo and feed him to the bears?
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Yeah.
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No, if we can get
the Impossible Man
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back together with his wife,
he'll leave.
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I suppose it's worth a shot.
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But if that doesn't work,
we're still going to the zoo.
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Impy, if you love your wife,
then win her back.
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Shellhead is right.
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If she means that much
to you, just tell her.
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But I tried that.
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I made the greatest
expression of love
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that an Impossible Man
can give.
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(moans)
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You threw a pie at her,
didn't you?
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Ah, you saw the video, huh?
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(laughs)
Yeah, but then we talked.
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When we got married, she thought
I was going to do great things.
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But I haven't
done anything great.
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And now she's
disappointed in me.
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Impress her.
Do something great.
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Something epic.
Something that's not a prank.
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It sounds so hard.
What if I fail?
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Failure is not an option.
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If your wife means
the whole universe to you,
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then you should show it
by doing something huge!
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You're right, Turtle Man.
I should conquer the universe.
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Wait, what?
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Thanks, pal!
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(laughs)
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Okay, I didn't see that coming.
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You told him to conquer
the universe?
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I didn't tell him
to conquer the uni...
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Besides, he can't
conquer the universe.
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The Dark Surfer already
conquered the universe.
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By Odin's subplot, what if...
and I'm just spitballing here...
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what if yon cartoony alien actually
were to defeat the Dark Surfer?
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Hey, Thor, nobody even knows
where the Dark Surfer is.
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I sense something is wrong.
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(sniffs)
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(howls)
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(barks)
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(laughs)
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(grunts)
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Ho, mighty Dark Surfer!
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I come to challenge you to a contest
for control of the universe.
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I want no part of any contest.
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But I'll give you the best part.
C'mon, please?
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Leave me now, or face the fury
of the Infinity Sword.
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It just so happens
I brought my own sword.
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En garde, Dark Surfer.
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That is French for,
"We'll be right back."
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The Infinity Sword
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is the most powerful weapon
in the universe.
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Wow, then what do you say
we trade?
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Fool!
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My sword can only be used
by the one who wields
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the Infinity Gauntlet
and the Infinity Stones.
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I will waste
no more time with you.
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-(grunts)
-Gimme the universe!
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Gimme, gimme, gimme!
Woo-hoo!
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(Impossible Man)
Hey, if I didn't know any better,
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and I obviously don't,
I'd say we're in Asgard.
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(strains)
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(grunts)
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(barks)
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(growls)
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(strains)
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Woo-hoo!
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(grunts)
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You are more powerful
than I expected.
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Our battle has shaken
the very fabric of reality.
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(laughs)
I didn't know I could do that.
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(grunts)
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(strains)
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Whoo!
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(grunts)
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Whoa, Skrull fight!
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(cries out)
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(grunts)
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Ho-ho! Woo-hoo!
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(grunts)
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Observe.
Nothing up my sleeve.
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(grunts)
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Well, hello,
tall, dark, and purple.
256
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:49,917
Who are you?
257
00:11:50,041 --> 00:11:51,458
(strains)
258
00:11:51,542 --> 00:11:53,000
Too big to throw.
Let me guess, Pilates?
259
00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:54,041
Okay, gimme your wallet.
260
00:11:56,166 --> 00:11:59,834
(strains)
261
00:11:59,917 --> 00:12:02,000
Come on, help me out.
262
00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:03,500
Ah.
263
00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:08,291
(chuckles)
264
00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:09,959
(strains)
265
00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:11,500
Now look what you did!
266
00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:14,000
Woo-hoo!
267
00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:15,458
(laughs)
268
00:12:15,542 --> 00:12:18,041
At long last,
I have been freed.
269
00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:23,750
Now let my enemies tremble
at the might of Doctor Doom!
270
00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:25,625
Abomination, Modok,
271
00:12:25,709 --> 00:12:27,291
back to Latveria,
272
00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:30,417
where we will plot my spin off!
273
00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:36,458
(Iron Man) Prep that Helicarrier
and find the Impossible Man.
274
00:12:36,542 --> 00:12:39,834
(beeps)
Systems aren't responding.
275
00:12:39,917 --> 00:12:43,667
(Computer) Greetings. I am
the Helicarrier main computer.
276
00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,583
The helicarrier
is talking again?
277
00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:47,583
I thought we turned that off.
278
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:51,000
Impossible Man went to
a very good technical school.
279
00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:55,417
He has modified the computer systems.
Now I am in charge.
280
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,333
Computer, I order you
to stand down.
281
00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:00,041
I'm afraid I can't do that, Da...
282
00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:02,917
I mean, uh, Iron Man.
283
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,291
I am in control.
I can't allow you
284
00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:07,250
to interfere with my operatives.
285
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:12,333
(Hulk)
Oh! Who turned out the lights?
286
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:15,375
(Scarlet Witch) Terrific.
Now we have to fight the Helicarrier.
287
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:19,709
There's a signpost up ahead.
288
00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:21,709
You have entered the Negative Zone.
289
00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:24,875
I will see you destroyed,
you annoying green pest.
290
00:13:24,959 --> 00:13:26,875
(yelps)
291
00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:31,208
Hey, look, the Positive Zone.
I suddenly feel so optimistic.
292
00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:34,667
Wait a minute. There's no such place
as the Positive Zone.
293
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:37,250
-Are you sure?
-Positively positive.
294
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,709
(laughs)
Ta-da!
295
00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:47,125
(strains)
296
00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:51,166
Must find green man.
Green man Hulk's friend!
297
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:54,250
Teach Hulk
imitatable behavior!
298
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,959
(grunts)
299
00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:58,000
(Computer)
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
300
00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,750
Oh yeah? Why?
301
00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:02,083
Because if you open those doors,
302
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:04,000
the Helicarrier will self-destruct.
303
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,125
Okay. Hulk smash!
304
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,542
Hulk, no!
305
00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:09,208
(strains)
306
00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:10,792
The computer's calling the shots.
307
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:12,458
Uh-uh. From now on,
308
00:14:12,542 --> 00:14:15,709
we're calling the shots,
not the Impossible Man.
309
00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:18,458
First, we are gonna take back
our helicarrier,
310
00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:22,250
then we're gonna stop Impossible Man
and the Dark Surfer.
311
00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:27,125
You have been
a supremely worthy,
312
00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:29,625
and supremely annoying, foe.
313
00:14:29,709 --> 00:14:32,291
But your time has come to an end.
314
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:35,834
(grunts)
What is the meaning of this?
315
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,834
It's a seventh Infinity Stone.
316
00:14:37,917 --> 00:14:41,166
The Pizzazz Stone.
It's got moxie. It's in there.
317
00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:42,709
Look close! Closer.
318
00:14:42,792 --> 00:14:44,917
Closer. Closer.
319
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,959
-(grunts)
-(grunts)
320
00:14:47,041 --> 00:14:49,125
Yes! Dark Surfer
has been banished.
321
00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:50,208
The universe is mine.
322
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:52,625
All of this belongs to me!
323
00:14:52,709 --> 00:14:54,667
That shouldn't be happening,
324
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:57,917
not unless there's a black hole
powerful enough to...
325
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,709
destroy the universe.
326
00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:02,458
(gasps)
327
00:15:04,792 --> 00:15:06,125
(Impossible Man)
Think, Impy, think.
328
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:07,875
There must be some easy way
329
00:15:07,959 --> 00:15:11,291
to prevent this hole
from destroying the universe.
330
00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:16,792
(dishes shattering, clattering)
331
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:21,500
Ooh.
332
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,041
Ahh.
333
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:26,625
Eww.
334
00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:29,542
We're gonna need a bigger planet.
335
00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:35,792
(Computer)
Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
336
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:37,083
Intruder alert.
337
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:38,750
We have to get to the bridge.
338
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:41,250
But if we open the doors,
the Helicarrier will explode.
339
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:44,500
We need to forget plausible
and think impossible.
340
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:47,625
What would Impossible Man do?
Ah, I've got it!
341
00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:48,792
Ooh.
342
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000
Super Hero Squad, Hero up!
343
00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:07,959
♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do is shout now ♪
344
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:10,041
♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
345
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:12,834
♪ Well, they may not get along,
but they're always fighting strong now ♪
346
00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:15,250
♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
347
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:20,041
♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪
348
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:23,583
♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
349
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:28,875
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Super Hero Squad, Hero up ♪
350
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,041
(Computer) Your super powers
are no match
351
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:37,583
for my 100 giga-mega-gigaherz
of computer power.
352
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:40,041
Now, I kinda wish you hadn't
upgraded the defense systems.
353
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,417
Please. Take that.
354
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:43,542
And that.
355
00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:45,041
Hit 'em, Squaddies.
356
00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:48,125
(grunts)
357
00:16:53,417 --> 00:16:54,375
(grunts)
358
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:55,667
(strains)
359
00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:00,709
(beeps)
360
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:09,000
(strains)
361
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:14,291
(grunts)
362
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:15,792
(roars)
363
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:17,542
(strains)
364
00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:18,792
(alarms sound)
365
00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:23,083
Hey, where did this thing
come from?
366
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:27,542
No wonder! It's set
to Hollywood Executive. (beeps)
367
00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:39,208
(alarm continues)
368
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:42,208
(beeps)
369
00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:44,417
According to this,
the computer was set on a course
370
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,250
to meet up
with the Impossible Man.
371
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,625
(beeps)
372
00:17:48,709 --> 00:17:51,291
Look! There green friend.
373
00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:54,542
(beeps)
374
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:03,959
(Computer)
Oxygenator activated.
375
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,333
Oxygen on.
376
00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:09,709
Oxygenation complete.
377
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:19,000
Okay, hole.
I've tried fixing you,
378
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:22,417
I've tried reasoning with you,
I've even tried destroying you.
379
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,208
(Wolverine)
It's all over, Impossible Bub!
380
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:26,709
No conquering the universe,
381
00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:28,583
no changing our helicarrier,
382
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,625
no breaking the fourth wall
for no good reason.
383
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:33,041
Is this what I think this is?
384
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:35,000
That? Why, it's nothing.
385
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:37,417
Just your usual hole
in the fabric of space and time
386
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:40,959
that's going to cause the universe to
collapse and destroy all existence.
387
00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:42,667
Yeah, that's what
I thought it was.
388
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,417
Well I hate to run Tin Man,
389
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,417
but I have to catch a bus. A train.
390
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,250
A bus-train. Yeah, of course,
of course, definitely a train man.
391
00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:51,834
I'll leave this unsolvable problem
in your capable hands.
392
00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:53,208
Sayonara.
393
00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:55,542
Oh, no!
You're not going anywhere!
394
00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:58,041
You made this mess.
You have to help fix it.
395
00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,542
But I can't!
396
00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:01,208
Are you even listening
to yourself?
397
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:02,834
Look at all the trouble you've caused.
398
00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:04,709
You have the power to do anything.
399
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:07,500
Fixing a hole
should be easy for you.
400
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:09,542
I know, but I tried.
401
00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:12,333
I've tried every logical thing
I could think of.
402
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,417
What exactly about you is "logical"?
403
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,458
What's that you say,
Falconi?
404
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:19,000
You're right. I'm not about logical.
405
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:21,625
I'm about the impossible.
I need an idea.
406
00:19:21,709 --> 00:19:25,583
I need a stupid impractical idea
and I need it now.
407
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:30,208
Tick-Tock.
We don't have much time.
408
00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:33,625
I can try stuffing the hole,
but I need something
409
00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:37,875
permeable or soft or flexible.
410
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,500
Or Me!
411
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:42,417
Uh. What pointy-head
green man doing?
412
00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:47,542
(laughs)
413
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:50,041
You did it!
You saved the universe.
414
00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:51,709
Yes, I saved the universe.
415
00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:56,041
And I know I should be happy,
but I miss my wife.
416
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,583
(honks)
417
00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,000
Impy?
418
00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:01,709
Impy, is that you?
419
00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:05,291
Everybody, I want you
to meet my wife.
420
00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:08,625
Snuggles, this is everybody.
I dare you to guess which one's the Hulk.
421
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,875
What happened to you?
Why are you stuck here?
422
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:12,417
Why, I saved the universe.
423
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,792
(Thor) Hmm? Oh. Aye!
424
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,208
He speaketh the truth.
425
00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:17,750
Your husband plugged
the hole with his...
426
00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:21,000
Uh, well,
he saved the universe.
427
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:23,375
Oh, how did the hole
happen in the first...
428
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:26,125
That's not important right now.
The important thing is he's a hero,
429
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:27,458
and you should take him back.
430
00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:28,792
(laughs)
431
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:31,625
-(gasps)
-Aw.
432
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:36,792
Oh! My hero.
433
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:39,792
No, Impossible Woman,
our hero.
434
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:43,709
Well, the universe plug that Reed
Richards made is working perfectly.
435
00:20:43,792 --> 00:20:45,625
Impossible, you're free to go home.
436
00:20:45,709 --> 00:20:47,542
Farewell, my friends.
437
00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:50,041
Tin Man,
I think I'll miss you most of all.
438
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,792
(cries)
439
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:54,709
Guys, I'm sorry if I caused any trouble.
440
00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:57,333
That's okay, Impy.
No hard feelings.
441
00:20:57,417 --> 00:21:00,333
Aww, thanks.
Oh, hey. There's this.
442
00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:03,166
Ba-da-boom!
443
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:04,792
Mmm. Boysenberry.
444
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:07,041
For once, he hit me with a pie I like.
445
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:10,875
So, what are you two impossibly
annoying love bubs gonna do now?
446
00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:12,500
Any big plans?
447
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:15,208
We're going to start a family.
We're adopting.
448
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:19,250
Aw, Daddykins.
449
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:21,375
(Impossible Man)
Aw, Babykins.
450
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,458
(slurps)
451
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:35,667
Vengeance will be mine,
452
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:39,250
and the entire universe will pay.
453
00:21:43,917 --> 00:21:46,750
And so Dark Surfer flies off into space,
454
00:21:46,834 --> 00:21:49,458
bla-di, bla-di, blah,
but we all know he'll be back.
455
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:53,041
Now just type, uh, "fade out"
and "the rear end."
456
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:54,458
I mean, "the end."
457
00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:56,166
(giggles)