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(Thor)
By Odin's mustache!
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The earth hath been pulled
from its orbit.
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And 'tis colder
than a sorceress' flugelhorn...
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in a brass band.
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-(Wolverine) Ah.
-Huh?
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Like spring in Canada.
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(slurps)
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(Thor laughs)
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Still, I worry.
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You should. In Super Hero City,
we call this cold.
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Dangerously cold.
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Even the Hulk's lips
are turning blue.
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-What?
-(Iron Man) Okay, Hulk,
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let's get out of "a la mode"
and into Hero mode.
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Here's the best
I can do about the cold.
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We'll use the Helicarrier's
fusion engines
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to keep the city
from freezing completely.
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Herbie, minimum altitude,
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and redline those turbos.
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(beeps)
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-Getting a little better.
-Not for long.
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Eventually, this'll crack
the reactor block.
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Then we've don't have much time
to find the Dark Surfer.
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(Ms. Marvel)
I found the Dark Surfer.
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-That didn't take much time.
-The Watcher gave me a tip.
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Captain Marvel's
fighting him right now.
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(yawns)
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I can't look.
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I know he's the super-powerful
Kree Protector of the Universe and all,
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but Captain Marvel
doesn't stand a chance.
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Okay, a little tuck here, fold there.
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That looks nice.
Oh, good wing. Okay.
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(laughs)
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Marvel's got even more
cosmic energy power than I do,
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but the Surfer's
a universe-beater.
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He already used the Reality Stone
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to turn the Kree Empire into a cake
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and left it out in the rain.
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And it took so long to bake it.
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Oh, no!
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No wonder Captain M's
going wild on the Surfer.
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Super Hero Squad,
we gotta get there fast.
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Yeah, but do we even know
where "there" is?
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The Watcher won't meddle
in human affairs.
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(Ms. Marvel) Right, he wouldn't tell me
where this is happening,
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but Captain Marvel has a special ability
called "Cosmic Awareness."
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I was not aware of that.
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The last time I saw him,
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a little bit of that awareness
rubbed off on me.
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Enough to track him.
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We've got to get out there
and back up Captain Marvel.
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(laughs)
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With this Infinity Gauntlet,
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I, Thanos, will rule
the universe.
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All right, Squaddies,
time to Hero Up.
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♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get along,
but they're always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
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♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce,
Thanos ends up in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Man
joins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the sky,
Scarlet Witch by his side ♪
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♪ Thor's hammer
has thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
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♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
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(groans)
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(Iron Man)
Okay, the Helicarrier will stay here
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to keep the citizens
of Super Hero City from freezing.
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I'll lead the way.
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Thor, you and I will
follow Ms. Marvel into space.
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Come. The Dark Surfer awaits.
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-Ha!
-(Iron Man) Keep toasty, gang.
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Surfer.
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The Kree Empire is gone.
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You erased my people.
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Maybe I did.
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Maybe they're in limbo.
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You'll never know.
Ha! No matter.
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Hey, I just thought of a new game.
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Reality stone.
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(gasps)
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(grunts)
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(groans)
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(grunts)
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-Okay, that's...
-(phone rings)
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Ow.
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Hello? What? No.
No, I'm not busy.
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Dormammu. Buddy. What's up?
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(grunts)
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Yeah, hang on a second.
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-Is it better over here?
-(grunts)
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H-How about now?
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So what's new
in the Dark Dimension?
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Yeah.
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H-Hey dude, I got, like,
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three episodes tops
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to destroy the universe.
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-No, no for kicks.
-(groaning)
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Yeah I know. Tell me about it.
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Hey, let me hit you back.
All right. Yeah.
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Dark Surfer.
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I am still
Protector of the Universe,
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I won't let it fall
to the likes of you.
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We're a little beyond that,
don't you think?
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Time Stone!
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Oh, very festive.
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My complete "12 days of Kree-smas"
ornament collection.
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Yes, from before
they were destroyed
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with the Kree Empire.
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You monster.
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I know. Wasn't that cruel?
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I can't believe I wasted
my life saving and helping,
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when I could have been
teasing and destroying.
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That's the last straw.
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(Dark Surfer teasing)
Neener, neener, neener.
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Power Stone.
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(grunts)
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(yawns)
Maybe I'll trap you
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in the soul stone
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so I can finish you later.
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Adam Warlock and Thanos
could use the company.
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Adam Warlock, you cannot keep
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leaving your philosophy books
open on the floor.
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I always trip on them
in the middle of the night
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on my way to the can.
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(sighs)
Just go before bedtime
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like everybody else, huh?
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Gee, I never thought of that.
I do!
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But that's not the point.
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Just stop it with your stuff
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lying around everywhere. Okay?
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It could be a kidney problem.
You should that looked at.
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-True.
-If anything,
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I should be the one
complaining to you.
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You're the would-be conqueror
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who stole the Soul Stone
from me.
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Waah, waah, waah,
look where it got me.
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Trapped here with you.
Ironic, huh?
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That's not irony.
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Are you sure? Ah!
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You know, conquering
is such a competitive field.
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I think I need a simple,
stress-free gig.
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(Adam Warlock)
Like what? Making cartoons?
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No. Raising chickens.
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If we ever get out
of this place,
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I'm starting a chicken farm.
Want to? Want to?
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Only if I can be the boss.
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(Thanos)
Deal. When I'm on my break.
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(Adam Warlock) So, uh, what kinds of
chickens do we raise?
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Hey, you take your pick,
little mister.
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There's Plymouth Rock chickens.
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Uh, Rhode Island Red chickens.
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Rhode Island White chickens.
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Rhode Island Mauve chickens.
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-New Hampshires, Old Hampshires...
-Ah! Oh, here we go.
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(Thanos) Barleycorns, Dorking capons,
mincing peck miesters,
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-Golden seabrites, silver seabrites...
-(Adam Warlock) I get it. Shut your beak.
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Over there.
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Sweetie!
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(groans)
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Baby, what took you so long?
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-(gasps)
-(Thor) Look you out!
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More guests?
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(laughs)
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00:08:58,250 --> 00:08:59,875
(Dark Surfer laughs)
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I'll set em up.
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I'll knock 'em down.
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(strains)
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(sputters)
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00:09:12,041 --> 00:09:13,417
Sit this one out, sweetie.
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You're exhausted.
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Too much at stake.
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00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,125
Oh, Captain Marvel,
you're such a big, brave boy.
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00:09:20,208 --> 00:09:22,083
Yes, you are.
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00:09:22,166 --> 00:09:23,792
But with the Infinity Stones,
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I can hit you with anything.
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-Fire!
-(strains)
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Ice!
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Comets!
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(grunts)
Yes!
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Fish!
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(Captain Marvel)
Maskypoo. Cosmic Shield.
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00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,792
-Maskypoo?
-A worthy pet name.
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She hath a mask.
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Flower pots!
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00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:03,542
-I'm not sure...
-How much more we can take?
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00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:05,875
About 30 seconds
by my calculations.
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00:10:05,959 --> 00:10:07,917
His Cosmic Awareness
also helps him...
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00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,375
Finish other people's sentences?
200
00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:10,750
Yeah, I figured that out.
201
00:10:10,834 --> 00:10:12,250
(Dark Surfer)
Penguins!
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00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:14,959
(squawks)
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00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:19,291
(Iron Man) Captain Marvel, can't you use
your Cosmic Awareness to...
204
00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:20,917
Help defeat the Dark Surfer?
205
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,208
Dude, do you have
any idea how...
206
00:10:22,291 --> 00:10:24,166
How irritating that is? You bet.
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00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,792
(Dark Surfer)
Plumbing supplies!
208
00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:50,750
Will someone please
turn the heat down?
209
00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:52,959
No. You're just going
to have to tough it out.
210
00:10:53,041 --> 00:10:56,125
If it's hot up here, that means
the city below isn't freezing.
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00:10:56,208 --> 00:10:58,250
Lady, I'm standing
in a pool of funk
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00:10:58,333 --> 00:10:59,917
that would
impress George Clinton.
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00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,959
I am toughing it out!
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00:11:02,041 --> 00:11:03,625
Hulk drippy.
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00:11:03,709 --> 00:11:06,166
Come on, now, guys.
We can't let this heat break us.
216
00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,750
Everybody just try
to think cool thoughts.
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00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:12,208
(laughs)
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00:11:12,291 --> 00:11:14,542
(grunts)
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00:11:24,834 --> 00:11:26,500
(gags)
Yuck.
220
00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:28,500
Snow cone have hair in it.
221
00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:31,041
Yeah. That's what's
gross about this.
222
00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:34,667
Elephants!
223
00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:36,333
(laughs)
224
00:11:36,417 --> 00:11:37,625
Now, this is getting...
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00:11:37,709 --> 00:11:39,250
Ridiculous? Yes.
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00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:40,375
(strains)
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00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:42,333
Sweetie, the shield's failing.
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00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:44,041
My Cosmic Awareness tells me
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00:11:44,125 --> 00:11:46,083
that the answer
to defeating the Surfer
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00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:49,041
lies inside the Soul Stone, on the...
231
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,250
(Iron Man)
Infinity Gauntlet the Surfer's wearing.
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00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:54,333
-(Thor) Ha!
-(Iron Man) Two can play that game.
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00:11:54,417 --> 00:11:56,375
Game? Oh, I want to play, too.
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00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:58,125
I've got a plan
to trick the Surfer.
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00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:00,166
But it's pretty risky.
236
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:03,417
(Dark Surfer) Mind if I join
your little tea party, girls?
237
00:12:04,834 --> 00:12:06,583
It's time to Hero Up.
238
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:10,500
Nothing in this universe
is safe from me.
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00:12:14,542 --> 00:12:15,583
(crash)
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00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:16,917
(Iron Man)
Ow.
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00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:19,667
Power Stone!
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00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:33,959
(laughs)
243
00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:36,625
Yon varlet didst violate
the Hero-Up sequence.
244
00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:38,166
That was creepy.
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00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:40,458
Do the plan. Now.
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00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,625
Beware, dark villain
of water sports.
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00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:47,667
(grunts)
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00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:49,250
Reality Stone.
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00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:52,166
Ribbiteth.
250
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:54,834
First Beta Ray Bill, now this.
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00:12:54,917 --> 00:12:56,583
I like the classics.
252
00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:59,750
Tell me, is it easy being green?
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00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:03,166
As they say on Earth, banzai!
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00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,375
(strains)
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00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:07,166
Ow! Ow! Okay, that hurts.
256
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:10,417
You know, a friend of mine
lost a Soul Stone just like that one.
257
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,250
And exactly how many souls
can you fit in there anyway?
258
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:16,500
Enough! Who do you think
you're dealing with?
259
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:20,208
I could strip away your life energy
with the Soul Stone.
260
00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:22,417
Or blast you apart into atoms
261
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,125
with the Power Stone.
262
00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:27,709
Stop wasting our time
with the Time Stone.
263
00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:29,542
I sure hope you know
what you're doing.
264
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:31,083
(laughs nervously)
265
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:35,875
No. Atomization is too good
for you.
266
00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:37,875
My thoughts as well. Ribbiteth.
267
00:13:37,959 --> 00:13:40,792
Eternal imprisonment
inside the Soul Stone
268
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,458
is what you deserve.
269
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,500
(all strain)
270
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:48,500
Goodbye forever.
271
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,709
(laughs)
272
00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:53,542
Go. You can run,
273
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,208
but you can't hide.
274
00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:57,792
Your friends are gone forever,
275
00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:59,208
thanks to you,
276
00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:02,458
there's less
of the universe every day.
277
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,875
(laughs)
278
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,583
(Thanos) Of course,
you got your Jersey Giants,
279
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:14,000
your Roasters,
Chicken-Finger Pullets,
280
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:17,375
Prancing pullets,
Blue Andalusians...
281
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:20,208
It's funny, they're not actually blue.
Uh, anyway, Buttercups,
282
00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:22,125
Cornish game hens...
You know it's funny,
283
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:25,375
-a lot of people think that cornish hens.
-(Adam Warlock) I can't take it anymore.
284
00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:27,667
Enough with the chickens.
285
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,500
Tell you what, I promise
286
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:32,125
I will clean up after myself
from now on,
287
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,959
if you just, please, please,
288
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:38,709
for the love of all things
that aren't chickens,
289
00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:41,417
stop talking about chickens.
290
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:42,750
Chickens? Oh.
291
00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:45,375
There's all kinds of chickens.
292
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:46,959
I get it!
293
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,875
(Thanos)
The Super Hero Squad?
294
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,959
My, my, my, how the mighty
have fallen.
295
00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:57,500
Splat.
296
00:14:57,583 --> 00:14:58,917
All part of the plan.
297
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,834
We came here on purpose, Thanos.
298
00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:04,583
Then my, how the mighty
have fallen in IQ.
299
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,959
Verily,
and the Infinity-powered journey
300
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:09,834
hath also stripped
the frogginess from Thor.
301
00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:11,792
I never understand this guy.
302
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:13,959
Well, you can't have
the top bunk.
303
00:15:14,041 --> 00:15:15,500
You can take the mint
off the pillow.
304
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,166
-We won't be staying.
-What?
305
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,166
I'm stuck inside the Soul Stone
for all eternity
306
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,083
and so are you. And what mint?
307
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,959
You once wore
the Infinity Gauntlet.
308
00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:25,625
You know the extent
of its power.
309
00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:28,542
Tell us how to use it
to defeat the Dark Surfer.
310
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:30,375
All right. No.
311
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:31,875
What's in it for me?
312
00:15:31,959 --> 00:15:33,875
Make you a deal.
When we defeat the Surfer,
313
00:15:33,959 --> 00:15:35,208
we'll let you go.
314
00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:37,166
(blows raspberry and laughs)
315
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,542
(snores)
That's not gonna happen.
316
00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:41,458
Would you offer me
the same deal?
317
00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:43,959
(Thanos)
As if you know how to wield
318
00:15:44,041 --> 00:15:45,834
one of the most
powerful devices
319
00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:47,625
in the universe.
320
00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:49,375
You can't even fold
your own laundry.
321
00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:51,083
Oh yeah? Maybe I can,
322
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:52,709
but I don't want to.
323
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:55,542
Wow, you've been pretending
not to know
324
00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:56,792
just to make me do it?
325
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:59,000
Now that is evil.
326
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,959
What else have you been
holding out on me?
327
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:03,959
That I hate chickens!
328
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,709
Chickens? Chi...
329
00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:08,500
You know, it's funny
you should mention chickens.
330
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:11,417
-I didn't mention chickens.
-Yes, you did.
331
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,625
-(whispers)
-(gasps)
332
00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:15,542
(whispering)
333
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:17,834
(gasps)
334
00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:19,834
And now you know his secret.
335
00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:22,959
It's why purple boy here
was so determined
336
00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:25,083
to get rid of the Super Hero Squad.
337
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:27,458
But that was before
the Dark Surfer beat him
338
00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:29,709
-like a meringue.
-Oh, please,
339
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,125
he could have said anything.
340
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:33,917
How do you even know it's true?
341
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,625
You talk in your sleep.
342
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:37,875
Oh.
343
00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:40,291
Well, what good will knowing it
do you, Squaddies?
344
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,250
You're stuck here just like us.
345
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,166
Yeah. That's not exactly true.
346
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,166
Captain Marvel, we know now.
347
00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:49,917
(grunts)
348
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:54,333
(Adam Warlock exhales)
349
00:16:54,417 --> 00:16:57,625
We can't help but marvel
at the power of Captain Marvel.
350
00:16:57,709 --> 00:16:59,291
Touche.
351
00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:01,083
That's not what that means.
352
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:03,250
-Oh.
-(groans)
353
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,792
I know I'm gonna regret this.
354
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,917
Go ahead.
355
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,667
Well you gotcha,
British Redcaps,
356
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:11,625
Mediterranean Anconas,
Spanish Chickens,
357
00:17:11,709 --> 00:17:14,208
Andalusian Chickens,
Toledo Mudhens,
358
00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:16,000
Coney Island cluckmiesters.
359
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:30,333
Oh, got all my fingers.
Got all my toes.
360
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,667
Got one arc reactor.
Yep, I'm okay.
361
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,166
Okay, listen, allies.
362
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,875
There's one thing we have
in our advantage.
363
00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:38,333
The Surfer doesn't know it,
364
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:41,417
but my Cosmic Awareness
gave me a sympathetic link
365
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,208
to the Soul Stone.
366
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:45,500
Ever since Thanos trapped me there
367
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:47,625
and your Scarlet Witch freed me.
368
00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:50,625
Well, such valuable knowledge
would have served us better
369
00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:53,083
before thou didst allow me
to be turned into a reptile.
370
00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:54,667
But, hey, what are you gonna do?
371
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,583
Actually, a frog is an amphibian.
372
00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,458
Oh, and that makes it
okay, then?
373
00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:00,000
That's not important.
374
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,834
What is important is that we...
375
00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:03,542
Wait, I think I heard something.
376
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:36,083
(grunts)
377
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:37,917
Nice shot, Iron Man.
378
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,166
(Dark Surfer)
You're like gnats, compared to me.
379
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:44,000
Why bother to squash you
like the bugs you are,
380
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:45,917
when I can will you
out of existence
381
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,583
with a wave of my hand?
382
00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:50,667
Ms. Marvel. Take my hand.
383
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:51,792
Huh?
384
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:08,041
(Dark Surfer)
Reality Stone.
385
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:09,166
Bye-bye.
386
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:17,917
(grunts)
387
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,333
We're getting erased.
388
00:19:20,417 --> 00:19:23,333
Only hope...
389
00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:26,000
is you.
390
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:28,500
Hey, why are you talking
like that?
391
00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:29,583
(strains)
392
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Don't let go.
393
00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:44,166
He put up a fight.
(laughs)
394
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,959
But what a waste of effort.
395
00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:47,417
Ms. Marvel!
396
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:50,291
Soon you'll be gone anyway.
397
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:51,792
(Ms. Marvel)
No, Dark Surfer.
398
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,667
It is you who will be gone.
399
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,667
(Iron Man) She opened a portal
to the Negative Zone.
400
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,166
Come. We strike now.
401
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,667
What do you think... Ow!
402
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,458
There.
403
00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:43,333
(whistles)
Mmm,
404
00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:44,834
spring fresh.
405
00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:50,792
Whew. Glad the temperature's
406
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,834
finally back to normal around here.
407
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,709
That's not necessarily
a good thing.
408
00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:57,917
It's back to normal because
we're running on reserve power.
409
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,166
Speak for yourself.
You weren't the one saturated
410
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,208
in Eau de Hulk.
(sniffs)
411
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:04,041
Wait did you say "reserve power"?
412
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:06,750
How do you run out of power
with a fusion generator?
413
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:08,583
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe from trying to stop
414
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:09,834
another Ice Age?
415
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,625
Uh, what exactly just happened?
416
00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:16,458
Captain Marvel gave all of his power
417
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,542
to Ms. Marvel to save us.
418
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,542
-Is he...
-No. No
419
00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:23,208
My sweetie became one
with the living cosmos.
420
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:25,542
Now I'm the Kree Protector
of the Universe.
421
00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:28,125
Which is kinda weird
because I'm from Orlando.
422
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:29,875
Cool. Can I have his stuff?
423
00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:32,083
I mean, we did it. We...
424
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,000
Defeated the Dark Surfer?
425
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:36,291
Sorry, Iron Man.
It won't take him long
426
00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:37,667
to get out of the Negative Zone
427
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,583
and be back to finish the job.
428
00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:42,834
And when he doth, we shall be ready.
429
00:21:42,917 --> 00:21:44,166
-Yeah.
-You betcha, thunder bub.
430
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:45,667
-Let him bring it.
-You know it.
431
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,625
We better be ready.
432
00:21:47,709 --> 00:21:50,083
(Hulk) Oh! Ice coming back.
433
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:53,000
Hulk can have
real snow cone now?
434
00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,250
(Wolverine) Sure. Get out there
and start eating.