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Well, well,
Boris the Animal has a visitor.
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I guess one every 40 years is okay.
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It's a cake.
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I decide what it is.
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Looks like some kind of cake.
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She's clean.
Well, not clean, but you know...
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Oh, God.
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Boris the Animal...
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...you've got a visitor.
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It's just Boris.
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Your letters have been
a soul-nourishing...
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...tonic.
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And you are much more...
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...unconventionally handsome
than your photos.
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This ain't a conjugal visit.
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So quit your conjugating.
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When's the last time
you conjugated anything?
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I see you've brought me a treat,
darling.
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Would you mind cutting this up
for us? It's a special day.
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I'm a romantic like that.
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Oh, I wouldn't do that.
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Why's that?
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It'll ruin your figure.
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You complete me.
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The big one.
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Boris! You promised
to take me with you!
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We had a deal!
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Obadiah Price.
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Yes. I did make you a promise.
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Wait. I smell something.
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You can't win, Boris.
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Let's agree to disagree.
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There's too many of us.
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Rather hot in here.
Mind if I open a window?
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Sorry, darling.
We did love the cake.
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Let's rewrite history, shall we, K?
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Good afternoon.
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Please give your attention
to my associate, Agent J.
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He's going to demonstrate
an electro-biomechanical...
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...neural-transmitting,
zero-synapse repositioner.
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We call it the neuralyser.
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- Keep it simple, slick.
- Thanks a lot.
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Thank you, Agent K.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
if you will look right here.
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You know how you're on a plane and
you're asked to turn your phone off?
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You're like, "I ain't turning it off.
Has nothing to do with a plane."
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Well, this is what we get.
That's what happens.
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It gets up there, bounces around
on the satellites and:
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Just turn your damn phone off.
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Now you're gonna drive off a cliff
tonight because your GPS don't work.
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Check the composition
of the fuel units and surface deposits.
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I wanna know who was driving.
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Yes, sir.
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- What are you gonna say tonight?
- Don't worry.
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No, I'm very worried.
This is important.
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- I'm hungry. You hungry?
- K.
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Seriously,
I'm not even sure that's meat.
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I think I just saw a tooth in that thing.
Or a claw. Or a hoof.
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Thanks, Manny.
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That does not belong in a pita,
it belongs in a casket.
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What would go good with this
would be silence.
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See, here's the problem.
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You can't smell it...
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...because your nose already
smells like that, but my nose doesn't.
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Silence goes good with a lot of things.
Ever try or is talking how you breathe?
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Just say you hate me.
Don't take it out on the car.
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Let me enjoy this.
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Whoa, enjoyment.
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So that's what enjoyment looks like
on that face. I like that emotion.
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I keep emotion out of it.
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Out of what, K? Life?
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You don't wanna run it by me?
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- Let me know what you'll say?
- Don't worry.
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Oh, no, I'm worried. Very worried.
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It's the man's eulogy.
You have to show some feeling.
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That thing people do when they
change their facial expression?
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I worked with Zed for 40 years.
A hell of an agent.
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And I have written
a hell of a speech for him.
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People will be moved.
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And now a few words from Agent K.
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I worked with Zed for over 40 years,
and in all that time...
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...he never invited me to dinner.
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He never asked me to his house
to watch a game.
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He never shared a single detail
of his personal life.
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Yeah, he was weird.
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Thank you.
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And now we will hear from
our new chief, Agent O.
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Thank you, Agent K.
That was very moving.
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- That was your eulogy?
- He was a good man.
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Ladies, gentlemen, other life forms.
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When I told the Finucian Zyglot
about Zed's passing...
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...she said something
that I'm going to repeat.
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And I'm paraphrasing.
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That's just so Zed.
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Thank you.
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You lose something over here,
Hondo?
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Can you promise, if I go first, you'll
do better than that at my funeral?
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You know, something like:
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"J was a friend.
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Now there's a big part of me
that's gone.
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Oh, J, all the things
that I should have said...
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...except I was too old...
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...and craggy and surly...
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...and just tight. I was too...
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...tight.
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I'm gonna just miss
your caramel-brown skin."
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I'll wing something.
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K, it's O. We have reports
of several humans suffering from...
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...intestinal worms of alien origin.
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Thank you, O.
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How did you get to be like you?
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Something happened, K.
What happened?
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You know how I live
such a happy life'?
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How you live such a happy life?
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I don't ask questions
I don't want to know the answer to.
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That's deep.
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Jeffrey.
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Do I know you?
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Your services are legendary.
So says your father, Obadiah.
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You were in Lunar-Max.
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There is no prison that can hold me.
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Cool for you.
What do you need from me, man?
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The device.
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I'm going back in time to kill a man
before he takes my arm.
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K, J!
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So happy to see you.
Mr. Wu get you your regular table?
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You no hungry?
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Show us the tanks, Wu.
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Oh, sure, sure. You look.
Very fresh.
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Show us the tanks in the back.
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So sorry. No speak English.
You come back later, okay?
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Save the chop-socky bullshit
for the tourists, Wu.
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Hey, what you guys
wanna bust my balls for, huh?
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You don't have no balls.
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Man, you look like
you come from the planet...
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...Damn.
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And Bob here is a clear violation
of Health Ordinance 32:
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Selling unlicensed extraterrestrial...
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...food stuffs.
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That is an Earth fish.
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Very traditional in China.
You arrest me...
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...that's a hate crime!
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It would be...
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...if you were Chinese.
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K, come on. I got larvae to feed.
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Who is the Spiky Bulba for?
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Nobody.
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Who's it for?
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I keep them in case!
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- In case what?
- I don't know!
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anybody!
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All right, you slug.
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Wu...
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...he and I are having issues right now,
but you shouldn't suffer for that.
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Thank you, J.
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So if you don't like getting
fish-slapped, keep to our agreement.
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Earth people get Earth fish.
Real Earth fish.
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On behalf of my pathetic self
and worthless children, you stay.
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Allow me most honorable benefit
of serving you favourite noodles, K?
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Don't nobody want your
nasty-ass noodles.
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You're a piece of shit, Wu.
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Shrimp and bok choy.
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We're gonna be here for a while.
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That was just mean.
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What you did to Wu back there.
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Snatched his skirt off.
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That's just disrespectful.
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I used to play a game
with my dad:
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What'll You Have
For Your Last Meal.
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You could do worse than this.
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Okay.
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00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:03,802
I played a game with my dad...
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...called catch.
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Except I'd throw the ball
and it'd just hit the wall...
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...because he wasn't there.
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Don't badmouth your old man.
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I'm not badmouthing him.
I just didn't really know him.
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It's not right.
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Damn right it's not.
A boy needs a father.
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Table one hasn't ordered a thing.
Table three...
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...just drank his fourth cup...
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...of duck sauce.
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00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,120
K, the crashed ship...
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...from this morning
was stolen from...
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Lunar-Max.
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Boris the Animal.
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How did you know?
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He has a taste for Spiky Bulba.
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00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:38,504
Give us a minute, chief.
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We're in a situation.
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Oh, yeah.
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I take the Chloropod.
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00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:47,805
You take the Tarantabee.
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00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:49,431
And the Hydronian over there.
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I'll take the kitchen.
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00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,476
Meet you on the street.
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00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,436
This is a very confusing time...
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...in my life.
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00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:16,667
Hey.
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Keep your mouth closed,
keep your head down.
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00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,564
Hello, K.
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00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:06,818
Boris the Animal.
204
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,571
It's just Boris.
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00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:13,825
You haven't changed very much.
I see the arm I shot off is still shot off.
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00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,411
Yes, my arm.
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00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:20,999
We've thought about that moment...
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00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,710
...every day for the last 40 years.
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00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,921
Well, that's just not living a full life.
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00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,799
I can promise you
it will be longer than yours.
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00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:32,678
Lonelier too. Since you're
the last Boglodite standing.
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00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:34,680
We'll see about that.
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00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:38,600
But first,
I want the pleasure of killing you.
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00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:39,893
Yo, K.
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00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,730
- Where the hell have you been?
- Fishing.
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00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:05,002
You don't know it, K,
but you're already dead.
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00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:12,092
You all right?
218
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:25,522
May I have everyone's attention,
please?
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00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:30,736
Thank you.
220
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:33,989
You know how your kid won
the goldfish in that little baggie...
221
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,742
...from the fair and you didn't
want it in your house...
222
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:40,370
...so you told your kid it ran away
when you flushed it down the toilet?
223
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,039
Well, this is what happens.
224
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:45,417
Okay? See what I'm talking about?
Don't lie to your kids.
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00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:54,301
Man, I am getting too old for this.
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00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:56,803
I can only imagine how you feel.
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00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,056
Boris the Animal.
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00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:02,601
I put him away a long time ago.
It's the worst mistake I ever made.
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00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:04,853
Why? Was he innocent?
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Should have killed him.
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00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:11,109
- Well, shit, let's go get him.
- No.
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00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,070
- No.
- Leave it alone.
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00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,446
It's above your pay grade.
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00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:16,365
We have the same pay grade.
235
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,451
It has nothing to do with you.
Mind your own business.
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00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,580
Okay, first of all, let's get a little bit
of that bass out your voice.
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00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:27,292
Secondly, as long as Spikey Boy is
running around, this is my business.
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00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,836
You forget about Boris
or my report will reflect...
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00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,005
...that your conduct
has been unbecoming.
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00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:35,509
Well, maybe my report
is gonna reflect some shit too, K.
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00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:38,178
- You are suspended for two weeks.
- Bullshit.
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00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,305
Four weeks.
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00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:42,557
How about I quit?
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00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,976
There are things out there
you don't need to know.
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00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:48,188
That's not the lie you told me
when you recruited me.
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00:19:58,448 --> 00:19:59,157
What up, pops?
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- Lose your partner?
- Yeah.
248
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,831
Next shuttle to Afazumba...
249
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:08,875
...leaving in 22 minutes.
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00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:21,972
Search...
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...Boris the Animal.
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00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,559
Boris the Animal,
Boglodite assassin.
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00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:27,519
Boglodites were a rogue alien race...
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00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:29,688
...that consumed all planets
in their path.
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00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:31,732
Boris the Animal
was the only suspect...
256
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,067
...in a series of alien murders
on Earth.
257
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,193
Incident report.
258
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,903
Boris the Animal was convicted...
259
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,907
...for the following murders
that occurred on July 15, 1969
260
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:45,662
Murder number one: Coney Island,
10:37 a.m. Roman the Fabulist.
261
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,956
Murder number two: The Factory.
262
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:48,790
Refine search.
263
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:49,833
Agent K.
264
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,461
Junior Agent K apprehended
and arrested...
265
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:57,174
...Boris the Animal on July 16,1969,
at Cape Canaveral, Florida.
266
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,759
- Cape Canaveral...
- Agent K...
267
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,386
...received highest commendation
for heroic action...
268
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:02,888
...including implementation...
269
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,723
...of the Arc Net Defense System...
270
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:07,392
...which protected the Earth
from Boglodite invasion...
271
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:09,269
...and led to the race's extinction.
272
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,437
Details.
273
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,022
Access restricted.
274
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:18,487
Excuse me? Clearance level
senior agent, class one. J.
275
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:19,863
Access denied.
276
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:21,531
What?
277
00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:40,258
So why this sudden interest
in your partner's old exploits?
278
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:42,344
What happened between Boris and K?
279
00:21:42,511 --> 00:21:43,428
That's easy.
280
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:45,639
K imprisoned Boris.
He put up the Arc Net.
281
00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:48,350
He protected the Earth
from the Boglodites.
282
00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:50,101
He did his job.
283
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:52,938
That's not what I'm asking.
284
00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:54,773
Cape Canaveral, what happened?
285
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,734
Something that changed him.
286
00:21:58,235 --> 00:22:00,028
Leave it at that.
287
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:04,324
So you two go way back, huh?
288
00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:11,581
That's classified.
289
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:14,334
A word of advice, Agent J.
290
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:18,129
Don't ask questions
you don't want to know the answer to.
291
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:23,635
That's funny.
That is exactly what K said.
292
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:29,558
He's a very wise man.
293
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:32,060
Take the rest of the night off.
294
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:49,494
What?
295
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:52,247
Guess I owe you some answers,
hoss.
296
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:54,416
What, you're feeling chatty
all of a sudden?
297
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:58,378
I can't talk right now. I've got secret
cases of my own I'm working on.
298
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,797
I hate to tear you away
from your video game.
299
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,883
All right, I'm hanging up.
300
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:06,511
You know the most destructive force
in the universe?
301
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:09,139
sugar?
302
00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:11,141
Regret.
303
00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:15,395
You don't have to wait. Just talk.
304
00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:18,189
I promised you the secrets
of the universe. Nothing more.
305
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,359
So there's secrets out there
the universe don't know about?
306
00:24:40,021 --> 00:24:41,147
Mommy.
307
00:24:58,415 --> 00:24:59,958
Can I help you?
308
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:04,671
K?
309
00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:06,840
5K.
310
00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:12,846
I'm sorry, is that chocolate milk?
311
00:25:13,013 --> 00:25:15,890
Can I...? I'm so sorry.
I don't know what...
312
00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:19,894
Mommy, the president is drinking...
313
00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:22,313
...my milk.
314
00:25:23,773 --> 00:25:24,441
I'm sorry.
315
00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:29,988
He didn't say please.
316
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,463
- Who?
317
00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:47,505
You new?
318
00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:50,341
Very funny, Agent J.
319
00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:01,269
J, everything you told me yesterday,
you were right as rain.
320
00:26:01,436 --> 00:26:04,022
- Thank God for that 10-hour stakeout.
- Who are you?
321
00:26:04,189 --> 00:26:06,900
Exactly.
I feel like a whole new man today.
322
00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:10,862
Like this great weight has been lifted.
I've had anger issues my entire life...
323
00:26:11,029 --> 00:26:13,615
...but now I see I was mad at myself.
And my step mom.
324
00:26:13,782 --> 00:26:15,784
Sir, I'm gonna need you
to stop talking.
325
00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:18,244
It's like I closed
this emotional window.
326
00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:20,455
But I threw a brick
through that window.
327
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,499
Thank you for handing me
that brick, J.
328
00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:26,336
Whoever you are, give me five feet
or I'll pluck you in your throat.
329
00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:30,465
I'm gonna go
to the little Men's-in-Black room...
330
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:34,177
...then we'll go find those morons
from Pox Ethera. Lunch is on me.
331
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,055
Who was that?
332
00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:40,141
Double A? Your partner.
333
00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:45,230
I need you to go get me some
chocolate milk, all right?
334
00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:48,066
Just a really big glass.
Have you seen K?
335
00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:49,776
Did he call in sick or anything?
336
00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:51,402
Who's K?
337
00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:54,823
All right, all right,
go ahead, go ahead.
338
00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:55,740
K!
339
00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:58,159
All right.
340
00:26:58,451 --> 00:26:59,828
You got me.
341
00:26:59,994 --> 00:27:02,247
I'll give it to you.
It's funny, very elaborate.
342
00:27:02,413 --> 00:27:05,583
Oh, and all of you,
fantastic performances.
343
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:08,461
You waited 14 years
to develop a sense of humor...
344
00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:10,338
...but this is a good one.
345
00:27:10,505 --> 00:27:12,340
But I need you
to come out here now...
346
00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:14,926
...because I'm starting
to get a little pissed off.
347
00:27:15,093 --> 00:27:17,387
Agent J, would you mind
keeping your voice down...
348
00:27:17,554 --> 00:27:19,430
...and telling me
who you're looking for?
349
00:27:19,597 --> 00:27:20,723
I'm looking for K.
350
00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:22,559
Who is K?
351
00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:26,020
You too? You too.
352
00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:28,148
I mean, who is he to you?
353
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:29,440
My partner.
354
00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:32,110
Older gentleman, 110...
355
00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:33,319
...maybe 111 years old.
356
00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:38,449
Sort of a surly, Elvis thing happening
with him. He smiles like this.
357
00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:40,743
Seen him around?
358
00:27:43,246 --> 00:27:44,747
I'll take you to K.
359
00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:46,749
Thank you.
360
00:27:53,089 --> 00:27:55,550
- What is that supposed to be?
- That's K.
361
00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,802
He's been dead for over 40 years.
362
00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:02,390
Okay, see, the prerequisite for a joke
is that it be funny.
363
00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:04,309
It's never been funny.
364
00:28:09,898 --> 00:28:12,984
Computer, Agent K
and Boris the Animal.
365
00:28:13,151 --> 00:28:15,862
Men in Black incident report,
July, 1969.
366
00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:17,197
Location, Cape Canaveral.
367
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,741
Perpetrator Boris the Animal
escaped and fled Earth.
368
00:28:19,908 --> 00:28:23,161
Assumed to have returned to planet
Boglodotia 20 light'-years away.
369
00:28:23,328 --> 00:28:26,664
Agent K pronounced dead at scene.
Awarded posthumous commendation...
370
00:28:26,831 --> 00:28:29,751
...for action which prevented
greater loss of human life.
371
00:28:29,918 --> 00:28:31,419
That's not what happened.
372
00:28:31,586 --> 00:28:33,546
I looked at this report.
K put Boris away...
373
00:28:33,713 --> 00:28:36,674
- Agent K is dead.
- Well, I just talked to him last night.
374
00:28:36,841 --> 00:28:38,259
- You are imagining.
- I'm not.
375
00:28:38,426 --> 00:28:40,386
- I need a psych team up here.
- Yes, ma'am.
376
00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:44,390
Aqua Velva aftershave.
I didn't imagine that.
377
00:28:44,557 --> 00:28:49,103
Every stakeout,
endless hours of cowboy music.
378
00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:51,314
Every morning with his coffee...
379
00:28:51,481 --> 00:28:55,109
...he'd say, "I tell you something, slick.
This coffee tastes like dirt."
380
00:28:55,276 --> 00:28:57,487
And I was supposed to say,
"What do you expect?
381
00:28:57,654 --> 00:28:59,447
- It was ground this morning."
- "This morning."
382
00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:01,324
How do you know that?
383
00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:02,867
Chocolate milk, sir?
384
00:29:03,034 --> 00:29:06,537
Where you been, man?
It was like an hour ago.
385
00:29:08,122 --> 00:29:08,873
Wait.
386
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,918
How long have you been craving
chocolatised dairy products?
387
00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:13,461
Just today.
388
00:29:14,212 --> 00:29:16,256
Are you experiencing headaches?
Dizziness?
389
00:29:16,422 --> 00:29:17,924
Loss of balance?
390
00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:19,592
Agitation? Depression?
391
00:29:19,842 --> 00:29:20,927
Hell, yeah.
392
00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:24,681
Two possibilities.
One is you've been bitten...
393
00:29:24,847 --> 00:29:26,349
...by a Hovartian brain tick...
394
00:29:26,516 --> 00:29:28,977
...and could die in horrible agony
at any moment.
395
00:29:30,603 --> 00:29:33,398
Damn it. It's not the tick.
396
00:29:33,564 --> 00:29:35,525
"Damn it, it's not the tick"?
397
00:29:35,692 --> 00:29:37,360
It's something worse than the tick?
398
00:29:39,862 --> 00:29:42,031
Your obsession
with chocolate milk indicates...
399
00:29:42,198 --> 00:29:44,784
...that you might be involved
in a temporal fracture.
400
00:29:44,993 --> 00:29:46,786
I don't know
what you're talking about.
401
00:29:46,953 --> 00:29:49,372
Chocolate milk relieves
temporal-fracture headaches.
402
00:29:49,872 --> 00:29:51,207
What's a temporal fracture?
403
00:29:51,374 --> 00:29:52,375
A break in the time line.
404
00:29:52,542 --> 00:29:53,501
Don't know what you mean.
405
00:29:53,668 --> 00:29:55,503
Time travel! Time travel.
406
00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:57,880
There's no such thing
as time travel.
407
00:29:58,256 --> 00:29:59,716
- Well, there is.
- No.
408
00:29:59,882 --> 00:30:00,967
There's not.
409
00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:02,552
Because if there were...
410
00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:05,722
...a class-one senior agent
such as myself...
411
00:30:05,888 --> 00:30:08,433
...would have been aware of it,
wouldn't he have?
412
00:30:08,599 --> 00:30:11,144
Were it not classified
and way above his pay grade.
413
00:30:12,353 --> 00:30:13,521
You know, I need a raise.
414
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,274
There was one man, scumbag,
Obadiah Price.
415
00:30:16,441 --> 00:30:19,485
He figured it out, we busted him,
we made time travel illegal...
416
00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:23,197
...throughout the universe
and he is serving life on Lunar-Max.
417
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:26,117
No... That's where Boris
was locked up.
418
00:30:28,578 --> 00:30:30,371
If Boris worked out
how to time jump...
419
00:30:30,538 --> 00:30:33,249
...he could seriously change
the course of history.
420
00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:36,627
Attention.
Early warning system engaged.
421
00:30:37,045 --> 00:30:39,756
Inbound hostile warships
entering solar system.
422
00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:41,966
Boglodite markings
and language detected.
423
00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:45,595
Boglodite. Boris is a Boglodite,
but they're extinct.
424
00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:47,055
Apparently not.
425
00:30:47,221 --> 00:30:50,183
Catastrophic Earth attack imminent.
426
00:30:50,767 --> 00:30:52,060
Put up the Arc Net.
427
00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:54,937
- The what?
- The Arc Net. The defense system.
428
00:30:55,104 --> 00:30:56,773
K got it for the Boglodites.
429
00:30:58,024 --> 00:30:59,525
There is no K.
430
00:30:59,692 --> 00:31:01,986
He's been dead for over 40 years.
431
00:31:02,153 --> 00:31:05,782
No K. No defense system.
432
00:31:06,157 --> 00:31:07,700
Boris jumped back and killed him.
433
00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:10,787
If you wanna save the world,
stop that from happening.
434
00:31:11,204 --> 00:31:13,623
You have to find Jeffrey Price.
He's Obadiah's son.
435
00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:16,292
Let's hope the little squirt
hasn't skipped town.
436
00:31:18,795 --> 00:31:22,423
- Good luck, J!
- This planet's toast.
437
00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:41,651
How can I help you?
We're having an amazing sale...
438
00:31:41,818 --> 00:31:42,485
...on batteries.
439
00:31:42,652 --> 00:31:45,279
Okay, we got other stuff,
like headphones, adapters or...
440
00:31:45,655 --> 00:31:47,407
You helped Boris the Animal
time jump.
441
00:31:47,657 --> 00:31:49,659
Okay, I had to. That dude's a freak.
442
00:31:49,826 --> 00:31:50,827
He killed my partner.
443
00:31:50,993 --> 00:31:53,371
I want to know when
and where you sent him.
444
00:31:53,538 --> 00:31:55,873
What, you think I keep,
like, a logbook?
445
00:32:02,046 --> 00:32:03,464
Target vector, July 16...
446
00:32:03,631 --> 00:32:05,550
- ...1969.
- All right.
447
00:32:05,716 --> 00:32:07,468
That's a real bummer
about your buddy.
448
00:32:07,635 --> 00:32:09,095
I'm sure he was a great guy.
449
00:32:09,262 --> 00:32:11,305
But in terms of
the space-time continuum...
450
00:32:11,472 --> 00:32:14,100
...your friend was a little blip
on the historical radar!
451
00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:20,940
That's a big blip.
452
00:32:21,858 --> 00:32:24,152
- Okay. What's the plan?
- You're gonna send me...
453
00:32:24,318 --> 00:32:26,237
...back to July 15th, 1969.
454
00:32:26,404 --> 00:32:29,198
No, that's a stupid plan,
because I sent Boris to July 16th.
455
00:32:29,365 --> 00:32:32,243
I'm not worried about that one.
I'll kill the younger Boris...
456
00:32:32,410 --> 00:32:33,870
...before the older one shows.
457
00:32:34,036 --> 00:32:36,497
That way, neither of them
will even exist.
458
00:32:36,664 --> 00:32:39,500
That's why you get to wear
the black suit.
459
00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:40,918
No?
460
00:32:41,085 --> 00:32:43,212
You're gonna leave me hanging?
Okay.
461
00:32:43,379 --> 00:32:45,882
Oh, I just thought of something.
Even back then...
462
00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:48,134
...New York was like a big-ish city.
463
00:32:48,301 --> 00:32:50,219
So how are you
gonna really find him?
464
00:32:50,386 --> 00:32:54,849
On July 15th, Boris killed an alien,
Roman the Fabulist, at Coney Island.
465
00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:57,185
You're gonna get there first
and be waiting?
466
00:32:57,351 --> 00:32:59,479
Dude, they should give you
two black suits.
467
00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:00,897
My man, for real?
468
00:33:01,230 --> 00:33:01,939
Oh, right.
469
00:33:02,106 --> 00:33:03,357
Sorry.
470
00:33:04,233 --> 00:33:05,526
This...
471
00:33:05,735 --> 00:33:08,112
...is the real deal. Time-jump gear.
472
00:33:08,321 --> 00:33:09,989
Very rare, very old.
473
00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:12,325
But first, we gotta get high.
474
00:33:12,575 --> 00:33:13,868
Hey. No.
475
00:33:14,243 --> 00:33:16,704
No. No, I mean, really high.
476
00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:41,604
Hey, man? A little help here?
477
00:33:44,524 --> 00:33:45,650
Thank you.
478
00:33:45,816 --> 00:33:46,692
Okay.
479
00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:50,863
- You know the rules of time jumps?
- Give me the short version.
480
00:33:51,030 --> 00:33:53,824
Okay. You wanna save your partner,
word of advice:
481
00:33:53,991 --> 00:33:55,535
Stay away from him.
482
00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:58,204
Yeah, got it. Stay away from K.
Just kill Boris.
483
00:33:58,371 --> 00:34:00,206
Now, take these.
484
00:34:00,373 --> 00:34:02,124
It gets pretty windy
on the way down.
485
00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:04,502
The way down?
486
00:34:04,669 --> 00:34:07,004
With eyes tearing up,
it's hard to read the dial.
487
00:34:07,171 --> 00:34:10,591
Plus, it helps you look like a real
time traveler, which is cool.
488
00:34:10,758 --> 00:34:12,843
I am not jumping off of this building!
489
00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:14,887
Time jump.
490
00:34:16,138 --> 00:34:16,931
Okay, now...
491
00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:18,891
...I gotta set this thing...
492
00:34:19,058 --> 00:34:20,643
...to the 15th.
493
00:34:22,186 --> 00:34:22,853
That seems...
494
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:25,022
...right-ish.
495
00:34:26,399 --> 00:34:27,066
Now...
496
00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:29,694
...all you gotta do is jump.
497
00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:32,280
Hey, hey, Stop. Stop it.
498
00:34:32,446 --> 00:34:34,156
When you're moving fast enough...
499
00:34:34,323 --> 00:34:37,868
...that circle is gonna fill up with
some sort of green time-travel liquid...
500
00:34:38,035 --> 00:34:39,787
...and it's gonna glow really bright.
501
00:34:39,954 --> 00:34:42,582
As soon as that happens,
break that blue laser line...
502
00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:44,709
...with your thumb
to complete the circuit.
503
00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:46,919
At this height, that should be...
504
00:34:47,086 --> 00:34:50,006
Let's see, mass of Earth
and 30-something feet per minute...
505
00:34:50,172 --> 00:34:52,633
It's 32 feet per second. Per second.
506
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,760
That sounds right-ish.
507
00:34:54,927 --> 00:34:59,265
So that would be, I guess,
about two feet off the ground.
508
00:34:59,432 --> 00:35:00,725
I break the laser line?
509
00:35:00,891 --> 00:35:01,892
No, don't break it!
510
00:35:02,059 --> 00:35:04,020
- No, when I'm fast enough!
- Sounds good!
511
00:35:04,186 --> 00:35:07,106
Do I break the laser line
or do I not break the laser line?
512
00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:09,275
Do not lose that time device...
513
00:35:09,442 --> 00:35:13,404
...or you will be stuck in 1969!
514
00:35:13,571 --> 00:35:16,407
It wasn't the best time
for your people.
515
00:35:17,617 --> 00:35:20,620
I'm just saying.
It's, like, a lot cooler now.
516
00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,330
How will I know if it works?
517
00:35:22,496 --> 00:35:24,332
You'll either know...
518
00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:26,834
...or you won't.
519
00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:35,217
You must really love this guy
to do this.
520
00:35:35,384 --> 00:35:38,429
Oh, wait. How come I remember K,
but nobody else does?
521
00:35:41,599 --> 00:35:44,185
- That means you were there!
- I was where?
522
00:35:44,393 --> 00:35:47,313
If you survive, you gotta come back
and tell me everything.
523
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,147
Where was I?
524
00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:50,816
You gotta go!
525
00:35:51,025 --> 00:35:51,776
Just go, go, go!
526
00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:18,094
Oh, no!
527
00:36:34,985 --> 00:36:35,820
Come on!
528
00:38:10,790 --> 00:38:13,751
- My man, what's today?
- Tuesday.
529
00:38:13,918 --> 00:38:15,419
- The date?
- The 15th.
530
00:38:15,586 --> 00:38:17,171
- Of?
“July
531
00:38:17,338 --> 00:38:19,465
- Dog, the year.
- 1969.
532
00:38:19,632 --> 00:38:21,258
Thank you.
533
00:38:21,634 --> 00:38:23,886
Look at me like I'm crazy.
534
00:38:34,396 --> 00:38:35,356
Far out.
535
00:38:35,523 --> 00:38:37,983
Jerry rocked Haight-Ashbury
like you wouldn't believe.
536
00:38:46,826 --> 00:38:48,285
Okay, we're here.
537
00:38:48,452 --> 00:38:49,995
- Happy?
- You're such a pill, Fred.
538
00:38:53,249 --> 00:38:55,668
- Get us checked in.
- Yeah, yeah.
539
00:38:56,919 --> 00:38:58,546
Hey. Hey, do me a favour, all right?
540
00:38:58,712 --> 00:39:00,923
- Be careful with the luggage.
- Absolutely, sir.
541
00:39:01,924 --> 00:39:04,260
I paid a lot of money
for that luggage.
542
00:39:04,426 --> 00:39:06,971
- We'll take good care-
- Last time, it got scuffed up.
543
00:39:07,346 --> 00:39:10,599
Here you go, sir.
Just call down when you need it.
544
00:39:11,934 --> 00:39:13,227
There's more in the trunk.
545
00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:16,522
Yeah, it'll be in your room, sir.
Just go in.
546
00:39:16,689 --> 00:39:19,608
Excuse me. Excuse me, who is that?
Who are you?
547
00:39:26,782 --> 00:39:27,908
Let's go!
548
00:39:45,551 --> 00:39:46,969
Far out, man!
549
00:39:47,136 --> 00:39:49,889
If you want to keep that, I wouldn't.
550
00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:51,640
Make love, not war.
551
00:39:53,142 --> 00:39:55,185
I prefer to do both.
552
00:40:30,888 --> 00:40:32,932
How are you, officers?
What can I do you for?
553
00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:36,185
Well, look at this.
Power windows, power seats.
554
00:40:36,685 --> 00:40:38,479
- I'll bet you it cost 6 grand.
- Yeah.
555
00:40:38,646 --> 00:40:41,982
Yes, and it has a roof,
but it's hidden.
556
00:40:42,358 --> 00:40:44,026
Hey, what kind of work do you do?
557
00:40:44,276 --> 00:40:45,486
An individual of your...
558
00:40:45,653 --> 00:40:48,572
...particular ethnic persuasion?
559
00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:52,493
Maybe he's a noted athlete.
560
00:40:53,285 --> 00:40:58,082
Yes. Starting forward
for the Detroit Darkies.
561
00:40:58,457 --> 00:41:00,501
- Where'd you get the car?
- And the suit?
562
00:41:00,709 --> 00:41:03,379
I stole them both.
Car from your wife...
563
00:41:03,545 --> 00:41:05,381
...suit from your grandmother.
564
00:41:07,216 --> 00:41:07,883
Hey.
565
00:41:08,050 --> 00:41:09,885
What do we have here?
Concealed weapon?
566
00:41:10,052 --> 00:41:11,762
Hey, it's his grandmother's suit.
567
00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:13,931
- Hey, what's this?
- Probably drugs.
568
00:41:14,098 --> 00:41:16,392
I have rights
and I demand to see my lawyer...
569
00:41:16,558 --> 00:41:19,478
...before you press that small button
on the side firmly.
570
00:41:19,645 --> 00:41:20,312
Press it.
571
00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:28,654
That, gentlemen,
is a standard-issue neuralyser.
572
00:41:28,821 --> 00:41:30,280
You're not gonna remember that.
573
00:41:30,447 --> 00:41:33,200
And just because you see
a black man driving a nice car...
574
00:41:33,367 --> 00:41:35,661
...does not mean it's stolen.
575
00:41:38,497 --> 00:41:42,209
I stole that one.
But not because I'm black.
576
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,922
I'll be done
with the car in a minute!
577
00:41:47,089 --> 00:41:50,676
Just find it and take it back
to the jerk at the Roosevelt Hotel.
578
00:42:05,524 --> 00:42:07,484
Where is the Archanan?
579
00:42:07,651 --> 00:42:08,736
You are too late.
580
00:42:08,944 --> 00:42:11,572
He is going to give the humans...
581
00:42:11,739 --> 00:42:12,406
...the Arc Net.
582
00:42:14,533 --> 00:42:16,535
Let's agree to disagree.
583
00:42:47,316 --> 00:42:48,650
We'll take it from here.
584
00:42:49,068 --> 00:42:50,444
K?
585
00:42:52,071 --> 00:42:54,114
K! K!
586
00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:12,049
Dad, I'm on Earth.
587
00:43:12,216 --> 00:43:13,842
I need bail.
588
00:43:23,018 --> 00:43:26,396
Will the owner of a blue
warp-speed cruiser...
589
00:43:26,563 --> 00:43:28,982
please report to the front desk.
590
00:43:31,944 --> 00:43:36,490
You need to turn the electricity
down on that damn thing.
591
00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:38,826
Can't taste my fricking tongue, K.
592
00:43:38,992 --> 00:43:40,119
How do you know my name?
593
00:43:42,121 --> 00:43:44,456
What? Because I called you "K"?
594
00:43:45,124 --> 00:43:46,750
No, I call everybody K.
595
00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:48,669
It's kind of my thing.
596
00:43:48,836 --> 00:43:50,003
What up, K?
597
00:43:50,254 --> 00:43:51,463
All right, I sort of...
598
00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:56,885
Yeah, that's kind of my thing.
I just... Some people like it.
599
00:43:57,052 --> 00:43:59,179
Most people.
600
00:43:59,388 --> 00:44:00,973
Now that I know what you look like...
601
00:44:01,140 --> 00:44:02,766
...when you're lying, show me...
602
00:44:02,933 --> 00:44:05,310
...what you look like
when you're telling the truth?
603
00:44:06,061 --> 00:44:08,689
I won those at Coney Island
on the ring toss.
604
00:44:08,897 --> 00:44:11,275
I won a stuffed bear once,
but never one of these.
605
00:44:11,567 --> 00:44:13,318
Must be good, slick.
606
00:44:13,652 --> 00:44:16,196
All right, sir,
I was minding my own business.
607
00:44:16,363 --> 00:44:18,532
I was waiting for my girl,
who, by the way...
608
00:44:18,699 --> 00:44:21,326
...is probably worried sick
looking for me right now.
609
00:44:21,493 --> 00:44:24,496
So I just need my things
and I need to get back to her.
610
00:44:24,663 --> 00:44:25,581
What's her name?
611
00:44:27,124 --> 00:44:28,417
Your gal, what's her name?
612
00:44:29,835 --> 00:44:31,336
Schtaron.
613
00:44:33,839 --> 00:44:35,215
Schtaron?
614
00:44:39,511 --> 00:44:41,930
I bet Schtaron
likes that suit of yours.
615
00:44:42,848 --> 00:44:44,766
What, it's a crime
to wear a black suit?
616
00:44:45,017 --> 00:44:47,811
All right, listen.
I haven't done anything wrong.
617
00:44:48,020 --> 00:44:50,439
And I need to get out of here.
I cannot be with you.
618
00:44:50,606 --> 00:44:54,776
Terribly sorry. X is frightfully upset
about the whole Coney Island incident.
619
00:44:54,943 --> 00:44:56,445
Thanks for the heads-up.
620
00:44:58,030 --> 00:45:00,824
Oh, man, this coffee tastes like dirt.
621
00:45:00,991 --> 00:45:03,744
- What do you expect? It was...
- Just ground this morning.
622
00:45:04,703 --> 00:45:05,495
K?
623
00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:11,668
No, I call ladies
624
00:45:11,835 --> 00:45:14,880
To me, O is feminine,
K is masculine.
625
00:45:15,047 --> 00:45:19,551
You know, I see a couple,
I'm like, "O-K."
626
00:45:19,718 --> 00:45:22,095
What a mess. Any casualties?
627
00:45:22,304 --> 00:45:24,181
Yes, Roman the Fabulist.
628
00:45:24,348 --> 00:45:26,600
Any human casualties?
629
00:45:27,226 --> 00:45:28,894
No, sir.
630
00:45:29,895 --> 00:45:31,188
Who the hell is this?
631
00:45:31,605 --> 00:45:32,773
Look, I was...
632
00:45:32,940 --> 00:45:35,943
- Stray human caught in the net.
- Code 43 him and throw him back.
633
00:45:36,109 --> 00:45:38,195
You're late for a meeting
with the Viagrans.
634
00:45:38,362 --> 00:45:40,489
They have a revolutionary new pill.
635
00:45:40,656 --> 00:45:41,823
It's really...
636
00:45:43,533 --> 00:45:44,701
Okay, slick.
637
00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:48,664
I was waiting for my girl.
638
00:45:48,830 --> 00:45:49,873
Schtaron.
639
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,709
Yes, she's Greek.
640
00:45:53,919 --> 00:45:58,215
Okay. Just one last thing.
An eye exam.
641
00:46:03,595 --> 00:46:06,431
That's not an eye exam, K.
That's a big-ass neuralyser!
642
00:46:06,598 --> 00:46:09,768
You have a lot of information for
a fella who doesn't know anything.
643
00:46:09,935 --> 00:46:11,311
I see what you're saying.
644
00:46:11,895 --> 00:46:13,855
You know, K,
we need to hold up a second.
645
00:46:14,022 --> 00:46:15,232
K!
646
00:46:16,108 --> 00:46:17,776
Let's get this bite guard in here.
647
00:46:17,943 --> 00:46:19,695
Hey, back up, back up.
648
00:46:20,779 --> 00:46:23,615
K, listen, I think we got off
on the wrong foot, all right?
649
00:46:23,782 --> 00:46:26,118
So let's just stop for a second
and talk.
650
00:46:26,285 --> 00:46:27,995
Don't put me in here, K!
651
00:46:28,161 --> 00:46:29,329
Too late, hoss.
652
00:46:29,496 --> 00:46:32,499
K, no, listen to me.
I can help you with this case!
653
00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:34,793
K!
654
00:46:36,128 --> 00:46:38,338
I'm doing the truth face!
You're missing it!
655
00:46:38,755 --> 00:46:40,340
I'll just use my imagination.
656
00:46:43,802 --> 00:46:44,761
K, the killer...
657
00:46:44,928 --> 00:46:47,639
...you're looking for, I'm after
the same guy. A Boglodite.
658
00:46:47,806 --> 00:46:48,849
His name is Boris.
659
00:46:49,016 --> 00:46:50,142
Ship has sailed, amigo.
660
00:46:50,309 --> 00:46:52,060
If we don't get him, there'll be two.
661
00:46:52,311 --> 00:46:54,146
You had my undivided attention.
662
00:46:54,313 --> 00:46:55,439
One will have one arm...
663
00:46:55,605 --> 00:46:57,316
...and one's gonna have two. K!
664
00:46:57,482 --> 00:46:58,817
Listen to me!
665
00:46:58,984 --> 00:46:59,943
If you erase me...
666
00:47:00,110 --> 00:47:01,361
...you erase the world!
667
00:47:03,322 --> 00:47:04,239
Fifteen seconds...
668
00:47:04,406 --> 00:47:06,616
...to neuralysation. Fourteen.
669
00:47:07,409 --> 00:47:09,453
Thirteen. Twelve.
670
00:47:09,619 --> 00:47:12,539
Eleven. Ten. Nine.
671
00:47:12,706 --> 00:47:17,627
When you see Boris tomorrow, K,
kill him. Do not arrest him, kill him!
672
00:47:18,003 --> 00:47:20,839
Four. Three. Two.
673
00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:31,266
Is this thing off?
Hey, I don't think it's all the way off, K!
674
00:47:31,767 --> 00:47:33,769
It's whirring and buzzing.
675
00:47:34,603 --> 00:47:36,897
I don't know if I don't know nothing.
676
00:47:40,859 --> 00:47:42,277
I knew Roman.
677
00:47:42,569 --> 00:47:45,322
His wife cooked me dinner once.
While it was not pleasant...
678
00:47:45,489 --> 00:47:46,990
...he was my friend.
679
00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:50,160
Last chance, who are you
and what do you know?
680
00:47:55,374 --> 00:47:56,333
I'm an agent...
681
00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:58,126
...from the future. We're partners.
682
00:47:58,293 --> 00:47:59,961
In 25 years, you'll recruit me...
683
00:48:00,128 --> 00:48:03,215
...and 14 years after that,
the guy you didn't let me kill today...
684
00:48:03,382 --> 00:48:05,384
...escapes from prison,
jumps to the past...
685
00:48:05,550 --> 00:48:09,221
...and unleashes an invasion of Earth.
We got about 19 hours to kill him...
686
00:48:09,388 --> 00:48:12,057
...so, really, we need to go right now.
687
00:48:20,065 --> 00:48:20,774
All right.
688
00:48:26,488 --> 00:48:28,240
So that's the story you believe.
689
00:48:28,407 --> 00:48:29,449
That one was the truth.
690
00:48:29,616 --> 00:48:31,701
Wasn't the whole truth,
but it'll do for now.
691
00:48:31,868 --> 00:48:34,996
What are you talking about?
Of course it's the whole truth.
692
00:48:35,163 --> 00:48:38,375
The problem with a lie is once
you start lying you put yourself...
693
00:48:42,337 --> 00:48:43,922
Agent K.
694
00:48:44,506 --> 00:48:45,799
What's he still doing here?
695
00:48:46,007 --> 00:48:48,802
I might have cooked him too long.
Thought I'd walk him out.
696
00:48:48,969 --> 00:48:50,804
I put my pants on.
697
00:48:56,518 --> 00:48:58,019
Okay, future man, where to?
698
00:48:59,521 --> 00:49:00,605
I don't know.
699
00:49:00,772 --> 00:49:01,773
What do you mean?
700
00:49:03,942 --> 00:49:07,821
I don't know.
Go wherever you went last time.
701
00:49:07,988 --> 00:49:10,407
I haven't been here.
I didn't tell you where I went?
702
00:49:10,615 --> 00:49:13,994
No. I mean, we don't really talk.
703
00:49:14,911 --> 00:49:18,331
What kind of partners sit in a car
every day for 14 years and don't talk?
704
00:49:18,957 --> 00:49:23,086
Exactly. And this is the type
of problem it causes.
705
00:49:23,253 --> 00:49:24,296
It's dysfunctional.
706
00:49:24,546 --> 00:49:28,633
All right, sport, you better get useful
real quick or you go back in room 43.
707
00:49:30,093 --> 00:49:31,344
Man...
708
00:49:34,806 --> 00:49:37,642
There was something in the file
about a factory.
709
00:49:37,809 --> 00:49:39,978
Something happened at a factory.
710
00:49:41,980 --> 00:49:45,817
Hey, look, man, you can put
your Jedi Knight on me all you want.
711
00:49:45,984 --> 00:49:47,235
That's all I got.
712
00:49:52,574 --> 00:49:53,658
That spark something?
713
00:49:53,867 --> 00:49:56,536
Roman had this on his person
when he was murdered.
714
00:49:59,039 --> 00:49:59,706
It's a matchbook.
715
00:49:59,915 --> 00:50:01,750
No, it's a clue.
716
00:50:01,958 --> 00:50:03,585
He didn't smoke.
717
00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:35,158
You lose something over here,
Hondo?
718
00:50:35,534 --> 00:50:36,910
No.
719
00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:39,371
Hey, man, how old are you?
720
00:50:41,998 --> 00:50:43,083
Twenty-nine.
721
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,502
You got some city miles on you.
722
00:50:46,294 --> 00:50:49,297
I'm starting to understand
why we don't talk.
723
00:50:56,179 --> 00:50:58,890
- How well do you know this place?
- I know its reputation.
724
00:50:59,349 --> 00:51:03,019
I don't like it. I hate going in blind.
I'm gonna need my gun.
725
00:51:03,687 --> 00:51:05,438
Sure thing, slick.
726
00:51:05,605 --> 00:51:08,024
K! Wait, no, I gotta go in
with you!
727
00:51:08,275 --> 00:51:09,985
You sit tight. I'll be fine.
728
00:51:10,151 --> 00:51:12,320
Wait, no! No!
729
00:51:12,487 --> 00:51:13,280
K!
730
00:51:13,446 --> 00:51:16,157
K, don't go in by yourself!
731
00:51:18,827 --> 00:51:19,703
Hi, fellas.
732
00:51:21,997 --> 00:51:23,373
Need to see the boss.
733
00:51:23,707 --> 00:51:24,874
He's busy.
734
00:51:26,042 --> 00:51:28,086
Well, I'm gonna just
take a look around.
735
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,219
Looks like we have ourselves
a standoff.
736
00:51:36,386 --> 00:51:38,346
Looks that way.
737
00:51:42,309 --> 00:51:45,478
- Still keep the key under the ashtray.
- Lucky guess.
738
00:51:45,645 --> 00:51:47,188
Now, where were we?
739
00:51:47,355 --> 00:51:49,232
I was about to tell you to screw off.
740
00:51:49,399 --> 00:51:51,276
Hey, slick, you bowl in the future?
741
00:51:51,443 --> 00:51:53,612
MiB league champ,
three years running.
742
00:51:53,778 --> 00:51:55,447
Well, let's see it.
743
00:51:56,406 --> 00:51:57,657
You did not walk into my...
744
00:51:57,824 --> 00:51:59,618
...establishment
and rip my head off!
745
00:51:59,784 --> 00:52:03,288
My man, we don't have a lot of time.
You really need to tell him something.
746
00:52:03,455 --> 00:52:05,123
I'll tell him this!
747
00:52:05,290 --> 00:52:06,291
All right, your head.
748
00:52:06,458 --> 00:52:10,462
Wait. Hey, if you do this,
I am gonna hunt you down...
749
00:52:10,629 --> 00:52:11,796
...and make sure you...
750
00:52:11,963 --> 00:52:13,465
...walk funny for the rest...
751
00:52:13,632 --> 00:52:15,717
...of your miserable last days
on Earth!
752
00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:17,802
Tough spare, slick.
753
00:52:17,969 --> 00:52:19,220
You messed with the wrong head!
754
00:52:19,387 --> 00:52:21,556
- His head's a little...
- You gonna tell us...
755
00:52:21,723 --> 00:52:23,224
...where Dom is?
756
00:52:23,391 --> 00:52:25,685
I'll kill you both.
I'll kill both of youse!
757
00:52:28,021 --> 00:52:30,273
Your hook's a little off.
Want me to clean her?
758
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:32,067
- Sure thing.
- No, no, no.
759
00:52:32,734 --> 00:52:35,987
Come on, I just cleaned
the bathroom with this thing!
760
00:52:36,154 --> 00:52:37,447
No cleaning! No cleaning!
761
00:52:37,614 --> 00:52:41,618
Okay! Okay, all right!
All right, he's in the back.
762
00:52:41,785 --> 00:52:44,371
But he's not gonna talk
to Men in Black scum like you.
763
00:52:44,537 --> 00:52:46,206
Now give me back my head.
764
00:52:46,790 --> 00:52:49,751
K, I call this one
"Low Hanging Fruit."
765
00:52:49,959 --> 00:52:51,211
That ain't a finger hole...
766
00:52:51,378 --> 00:52:53,088
...you sick bastard!
767
00:52:53,254 --> 00:52:54,422
I'll pop your head off...
768
00:52:54,589 --> 00:52:55,965
...and see how you like it.
769
00:52:58,593 --> 00:52:59,844
I'm gonna kill both of you!
770
00:53:00,261 --> 00:53:02,305
I'm gonna kill the both of youse!
771
00:53:02,472 --> 00:53:03,973
I'll kill you both!
772
00:53:07,477 --> 00:53:10,438
- Well, we're on the right track.
- Just the wrong train.
773
00:53:10,814 --> 00:53:12,148
If he had any secrets...
774
00:53:12,315 --> 00:53:13,817
...I'm guessing he spilled them.
775
00:53:13,983 --> 00:53:16,361
A smart man figures out
what victims have in common.
776
00:53:16,528 --> 00:53:18,029
A smart man would.
777
00:53:18,196 --> 00:53:19,614
That's a big-ass phone.
778
00:53:20,156 --> 00:53:22,867
- Don't put that up to your head.
- Agent O.
779
00:53:23,034 --> 00:53:25,453
How's your day been, Agent K?
780
00:53:25,620 --> 00:53:26,746
Fair to middling.
781
00:53:26,913 --> 00:53:27,914
How are things going?
782
00:53:28,081 --> 00:53:29,290
Very good, thank you.
783
00:53:29,457 --> 00:53:31,209
Hey, you saw her like an hour ago.
784
00:53:31,376 --> 00:53:33,586
I need cleanup and containment
at Cosmic Lanes.
785
00:53:33,753 --> 00:53:35,672
Listen, I got a dead Parlaxian.
786
00:53:35,839 --> 00:53:38,550
Now Roman was a Byvoid,
correct me if I'm wrong...
787
00:53:38,717 --> 00:53:42,345
- ...from the same planetary grouping?
- A system in the Triangulum Galaxy...
788
00:53:42,512 --> 00:53:43,763
...wiped out by Boglodites.
789
00:53:43,930 --> 00:53:45,140
Wasn't the third planet...?
790
00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:47,058
- Glamouria?
- Glamouria.
791
00:53:48,727 --> 00:53:49,811
Thank you, Miss O.
792
00:53:50,895 --> 00:53:53,398
I know where Boris
is headed to next.
793
00:53:53,565 --> 00:53:58,153
You were close, slick.
It's not a factory, it's the Factory.
794
00:54:02,031 --> 00:54:05,076
Look, if Boris turns out
to be here, I'm gonna kill him...
795
00:54:05,243 --> 00:54:07,787
- ...I need my gun.
- No deal.
796
00:54:09,706 --> 00:54:11,207
I've been an agent for 14 years.
797
00:54:11,374 --> 00:54:14,919
Which means I'm the senior agent
on this case. Now, I hate to pull rank...
798
00:54:15,086 --> 00:54:17,130
...but I am instructing
my junior agent...
799
00:54:17,297 --> 00:54:20,216
...that's you, to give me my gun
right now. That's an order.
800
00:54:27,182 --> 00:54:28,641
No, no, no, space gun.
801
00:54:28,808 --> 00:54:30,226
You're welcome.
802
00:54:31,186 --> 00:54:32,687
I didn't say thank you.
803
00:54:38,777 --> 00:54:41,279
For such an ungainly species,
they've thrived on Earth.
804
00:54:41,446 --> 00:54:43,031
I was an agent for three years...
805
00:54:43,198 --> 00:54:45,241
...before I realised
all models were aliens.
806
00:54:45,408 --> 00:54:47,577
Found out the hard way.
807
00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:48,703
Password?
808
00:54:48,912 --> 00:54:51,539
Hey, look, funky '60s dude,
we don't have a lot of time.
809
00:54:51,706 --> 00:54:52,999
Janis Joplin.
810
00:55:01,299 --> 00:55:03,718
Is there anybody here
who's not an alien?
811
00:55:09,057 --> 00:55:10,141
Very nice.
812
00:55:10,809 --> 00:55:11,935
Blink. That's good.
813
00:55:12,143 --> 00:55:13,061
Look in the camera.
814
00:55:13,394 --> 00:55:15,271
Is that Andy Warhol?
815
00:55:17,148 --> 00:55:18,358
Yep.
816
00:55:20,401 --> 00:55:23,613
Excuse me, Mr. Warhol,
could we have a minute?
817
00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:26,991
Now is not a good time.
This is a be-in.
818
00:55:27,492 --> 00:55:28,326
Just a few...
819
00:55:28,493 --> 00:55:29,744
...questions.
820
00:55:29,911 --> 00:55:33,081
No questions. No answers.
821
00:55:33,248 --> 00:55:34,874
Just being.
822
00:55:35,250 --> 00:55:37,460
We have an urgent matter
to discuss with you...
823
00:55:37,627 --> 00:55:39,462
...regarding one
of your party guests.
824
00:55:40,839 --> 00:55:42,298
Why don't you come back...
825
00:55:42,465 --> 00:55:44,467
...next week, after the happening...
826
00:55:44,634 --> 00:55:46,427
...has happened.
827
00:55:47,303 --> 00:55:50,431
Sorry, Mr. Warhol. You like
talking slow. We got stuff to do.
828
00:55:50,598 --> 00:55:51,808
I've got a planet to save.
829
00:55:52,725 --> 00:55:54,394
You're distressing. Everything...
830
00:55:54,561 --> 00:55:56,145
...about you upsets me.
831
00:55:59,983 --> 00:56:02,026
Damn it, K!
Are you trying to blow my cover?
832
00:56:02,193 --> 00:56:03,903
Agent W, your cover is safe.
833
00:56:04,195 --> 00:56:05,905
Whoa, Andy Warhol is one of us?
834
00:56:06,072 --> 00:56:06,906
Safe?
835
00:56:07,073 --> 00:56:09,075
You out of your mind?
I'm so out of ideas...
836
00:56:09,242 --> 00:56:11,452
...I'm painting cans
and bananas for chrissakes.
837
00:56:11,703 --> 00:56:14,372
Actually, Mr. Warhol,
I gotta tell you, I love your work.
838
00:56:14,622 --> 00:56:15,874
Oh, thank you.
839
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:16,958
Who's the dumb-ass?
840
00:56:18,126 --> 00:56:20,295
How about a little
professional courtesy here?
841
00:56:20,461 --> 00:56:21,754
- Dumb-ass.
- Say it again.
842
00:56:21,921 --> 00:56:23,089
- Want me to?
- I dare you.
843
00:56:23,256 --> 00:56:24,048
Dumb-ass.
844
00:56:24,215 --> 00:56:25,884
- Agents.
- I have no problem...
845
00:56:26,050 --> 00:56:28,386
...pimp-slapping the shiznit
out of Andy Warhol.
846
00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:29,721
What?
847
00:56:35,310 --> 00:56:36,561
Why are you looking at me?
848
00:56:39,314 --> 00:56:41,649
Oh, all right. You know what?
Agent K...
849
00:56:41,816 --> 00:56:44,485
...you see what information
you can get from Agent W...
850
00:56:44,652 --> 00:56:46,863
...and I'll go case the perimeter.
851
00:56:47,030 --> 00:56:48,740
- That work for everybody?
- Go do that.
852
00:56:48,907 --> 00:56:50,366
- How about that?
- Oh, cute.
853
00:56:50,533 --> 00:56:52,410
- Okay.
- Very nice.
854
00:56:52,660 --> 00:56:54,996
Someone forget his nap?
855
00:57:02,837 --> 00:57:04,672
Hey, how you doing?
856
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,300
Chilling.
857
00:57:12,555 --> 00:57:13,264
Who's that guy?
858
00:57:13,514 --> 00:57:15,183
Don't tell me he's your new partner.
859
00:57:15,350 --> 00:57:18,937
Actually, he's my old partner.
He travelled back from the future...
860
00:57:19,103 --> 00:57:21,230
Stop, don't tell me.
I don't want to know.
861
00:57:21,397 --> 00:57:23,191
Andy, Yoko's here.
862
00:57:23,358 --> 00:57:25,234
Yoko's here.
863
00:57:26,361 --> 00:57:30,657
Tell her that I'm filming this man
eating a hamburger.
864
00:57:31,199 --> 00:57:33,409
It's transcendent.
865
00:57:33,743 --> 00:57:35,995
All right, now the pickle.
866
00:57:43,336 --> 00:57:44,754
What are you doing on my turf?
867
00:57:45,171 --> 00:57:46,506
Tracking a killer. Boglodite.
868
00:57:46,673 --> 00:57:49,217
We believe he's gonna
hit here next, a Glamourian.
869
00:57:49,384 --> 00:57:52,428
Glamourian?
Right solar system, wrong planet.
870
00:57:52,595 --> 00:57:54,138
He's gotta be after the Archanan.
871
00:57:54,305 --> 00:57:55,556
Archanans are extinct.
872
00:57:55,723 --> 00:57:58,643
Apparently not.
One washed ashore last week.
873
00:57:58,893 --> 00:58:01,980
The whole Roswell circuit's
all abuzz about it.
874
00:58:02,313 --> 00:58:04,565
Alien unicorn. Last of its species.
875
00:58:05,233 --> 00:58:06,275
His name's Griffin.
876
00:58:06,734 --> 00:58:08,820
Griffin the Archanan.
877
00:58:10,571 --> 00:58:11,614
How's it going?
878
00:58:11,781 --> 00:58:15,243
Going? How's it going? That depends.
For me, personally, things are good.
879
00:58:15,410 --> 00:58:16,911
Unless we're in the future...
880
00:58:17,078 --> 00:58:19,414
...where the muscle boy argues
with his girlfriend.
881
00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:22,458
She storms off and bumps the guy
with the stuffed mushrooms...
882
00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:24,711
...who dumps the tray
on the sailors on leave.
883
00:58:24,877 --> 00:58:26,129
A shoving match breaks out.
884
00:58:26,295 --> 00:58:29,132
They crash into the table.
In which case, I gotta move my plate.
885
00:58:33,344 --> 00:58:36,139
Or it's the future where
the pastrami sandwich I'm eating...
886
00:58:36,305 --> 00:58:38,016
...causes me gastric distress.
887
00:58:38,182 --> 00:58:40,810
Thankfully, your friend offers
the antacids he carries...
888
00:58:40,977 --> 00:58:43,813
...in his right pocket, so good.
I'll be good.
889
00:58:43,980 --> 00:58:46,941
Except in the future where
I have to leave in two minutes...
890
00:58:47,108 --> 00:58:49,527
...before he has a chance
to offer me the antacids...
891
00:58:49,694 --> 00:58:52,697
...so on the whole, I'd have to say
not good. I am not good.
892
00:58:54,866 --> 00:58:56,534
But that depends.
893
00:58:58,619 --> 00:58:59,912
K!
894
00:59:00,413 --> 00:59:01,622
How will we find this guy?
895
00:59:01,789 --> 00:59:03,541
What am I, a schmuck?
896
00:59:04,042 --> 00:59:04,709
He's here?
897
00:59:04,876 --> 00:59:07,920
"Here" is a relative term.
He's a fifth dimensional being.
898
00:59:08,087 --> 00:59:10,381
They can live in and visualize
an infinite set...
899
00:59:10,548 --> 00:59:12,759
...of time-space probabilities
simultaneously.
900
00:59:13,301 --> 00:59:14,844
Sounds like fun. Good work.
901
00:59:15,011 --> 00:59:16,471
Whoa, whoa, K, K, K.
902
00:59:17,972 --> 00:59:20,266
You gotta fake my death, okay?
903
00:59:20,433 --> 00:59:22,518
I can't listen to sitar music anymore.
904
00:59:22,810 --> 00:59:25,396
All right, I'll see what I can do.
I'll talk to X.
905
00:59:25,563 --> 00:59:27,690
K, I can't tell
the women from the men.
906
00:59:27,857 --> 00:59:29,067
May I see your watch?
907
00:59:29,734 --> 00:59:30,985
Oh, it is 7:18.
908
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,863
No, no, your other watch,
the one your father gave you.
909
00:59:35,740 --> 00:59:37,825
How do you know
about my father's watch?
910
00:59:41,496 --> 00:59:42,747
Oh, dear.
911
00:59:43,164 --> 00:59:44,874
This is the one
where Roman is dead...
912
00:59:45,041 --> 00:59:47,668
...and the gentleman at the
bowling alley. So much death.
913
00:59:47,835 --> 00:59:51,297
Such an infinitesimally
small chance for success.
914
00:59:52,173 --> 00:59:53,174
K!
915
00:59:53,382 --> 00:59:54,050
Griffin, right?
916
00:59:55,051 --> 00:59:55,718
We're here...
917
00:59:55,885 --> 00:59:57,011
Because of Boris.
918
00:59:57,220 --> 00:59:58,387
We think he's coming...
919
00:59:58,554 --> 01:00:00,139
To kill me.
He'll be here in minutes...
920
01:00:00,348 --> 01:00:01,349
...unless we're in...
921
01:00:01,516 --> 01:00:02,975
...the future
where he made the lights...
922
01:00:03,142 --> 01:00:04,143
...and is about...
923
01:00:04,310 --> 01:00:05,520
...to shoot from the door...
924
01:00:05,686 --> 01:00:07,021
...in which case we're all dead.
925
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,567
Good, that was a close one.
926
01:00:11,734 --> 01:00:13,152
K, I need a space gun.
927
01:00:13,611 --> 01:00:14,403
The Boglodites...
928
01:00:14,570 --> 01:00:15,988
...consume any planet
in their path.
929
01:00:16,155 --> 01:00:17,448
Mine, Roman's, the Parlaxians'.
930
01:00:17,615 --> 01:00:21,452
I tried to stop them, but if we stop
them here, if we deny them Earth...
931
01:00:21,619 --> 01:00:23,746
...we can stop them.
They'll starve before...
932
01:00:23,913 --> 01:00:24,997
...they reach the next planet.
933
01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:29,085
Sixty-three seconds.
934
01:00:29,502 --> 01:00:30,837
How do we do that? Stop them?
935
01:00:31,546 --> 01:00:33,214
What?
936
01:00:33,714 --> 01:00:35,675
Sorry. I have something for you.
937
01:00:35,842 --> 01:00:38,010
A gift. It can protect you.
938
01:00:38,719 --> 01:00:42,223
I had to hide it from Boris,
but if you find me again...
939
01:00:42,890 --> 01:00:44,684
...I'll give it to you.
940
01:00:44,892 --> 01:00:48,521
Thank you. What a game!
Amazing! It's a real miracle!
941
01:00:48,813 --> 01:00:50,356
What do you mean? What miracle?
942
01:00:50,523 --> 01:00:52,108
Thirty seconds. I have to go.
943
01:00:52,275 --> 01:00:53,234
No, we got you.
944
01:00:53,401 --> 01:00:55,820
Negative possibilities are
multiplying as we speak.
945
01:00:55,987 --> 01:00:57,280
- Okay.
- Twenty seconds.
946
01:00:57,446 --> 01:00:58,114
All right.
947
01:00:58,281 --> 01:00:59,240
We got it, relax.
948
01:00:59,407 --> 01:01:01,576
If your watch is broken
and I have gastric...
949
01:01:01,742 --> 01:01:04,495
Fly! Find your place in the world!
950
01:01:04,662 --> 01:01:06,330
Oh, dear.
951
01:01:06,539 --> 01:01:08,457
Boris is coming through that door...
952
01:01:08,624 --> 01:01:09,333
...in 12...
953
01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:11,127
...11,10...
954
01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:12,086
Wait!
955
01:01:12,253 --> 01:01:13,838
Did you have chocolate milk?
956
01:01:15,089 --> 01:01:15,756
Yes.
957
01:01:16,841 --> 01:01:17,884
Cindy.
958
01:01:19,427 --> 01:01:20,219
K!
959
01:01:20,386 --> 01:01:21,220
- Griffin!
- Got him.
960
01:01:30,438 --> 01:01:31,564
Damn it!
961
01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:52,418
I'm good, I'm good.
962
01:01:52,585 --> 01:01:53,794
What you got?
963
01:01:54,712 --> 01:01:56,964
Damn it! We had him!
964
01:01:57,215 --> 01:01:59,091
Relax, Cochise. We'll find him.
965
01:01:59,884 --> 01:02:01,552
First of all, my name is J, okay?
966
01:02:01,719 --> 01:02:04,639
It's not "son," it's not "slick"
and it damn sure ain't no "Cochise."
967
01:02:04,972 --> 01:02:07,725
I'm not gonna relax because
we're running out of time...
968
01:02:07,892 --> 01:02:09,477
...and there's an invasion coming.
969
01:02:09,644 --> 01:02:12,605
You're not really recognizing
my voicial intensity.
970
01:02:14,232 --> 01:02:16,234
But there was one guy
who could help.
971
01:02:16,484 --> 01:02:18,444
Hey, Griffin! Griffin! Where's Griffin?
972
01:02:19,487 --> 01:02:21,280
Griffin. Where's Griffin at, K?
973
01:02:21,572 --> 01:02:25,493
He's gone. If Boris gets to him
before we do, that's no bueno.
974
01:02:25,910 --> 01:02:27,119
We need pie.
975
01:02:27,453 --> 01:02:29,830
- What?
- My granddaddy always said:
976
01:02:29,997 --> 01:02:32,208
"if you got a problem
you can't solve...
977
01:02:32,375 --> 01:02:34,543
...it helps to get out
of your head." Pie.
978
01:02:35,336 --> 01:02:36,087
- Pie?
- Yeah.
979
01:02:36,254 --> 01:02:37,880
Your granddaddy, heavyset man?
980
01:02:38,339 --> 01:02:40,633
- A little bit.
- Yeah, you know what?
981
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,343
We've been doing smart stuff:
982
01:02:42,510 --> 01:02:44,679
We've been following clues,
doing police work.
983
01:02:44,929 --> 01:02:46,973
It might be time
we do something stupid.
984
01:02:47,515 --> 01:02:50,101
Something that ain't got
nothing to do with nothing.
985
01:02:50,268 --> 01:02:52,186
Now, I want some pie, K.
I want some pie.
986
01:02:52,353 --> 01:02:53,729
Let's go get dumb-ass pie.
987
01:02:54,355 --> 01:02:55,815
Sounds good.
988
01:03:25,886 --> 01:03:26,804
Have any specials?
989
01:03:27,555 --> 01:03:30,850
He'll have what he always has after
he reads the menu for 10 minutes...
990
01:03:31,017 --> 01:03:32,435
...and asks about specials.
991
01:03:32,601 --> 01:03:35,271
A slice of apple pie
with a nasty piece of cheddar.
992
01:03:35,438 --> 01:03:36,981
I'll have the strawberry-rhubarb.
993
01:03:37,148 --> 01:03:38,899
It's my last meal,
I'm gonna splurge.
994
01:03:42,403 --> 01:03:45,823
World-class serial killer out there
and we're having pie.
995
01:03:46,032 --> 01:03:48,492
What do you do in your spare time,
stretch?
996
01:03:49,577 --> 01:03:53,372
See, I sense you're not embracing
the concept here.
997
01:03:53,539 --> 01:03:55,583
Pie don't work unless you let it.
998
01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:57,126
I'm gonna let it.
999
01:03:57,293 --> 01:03:58,669
And you say we don't talk?
1000
01:03:59,337 --> 01:04:02,214
You go ahead. Ask me any question.
Anything you want.
1001
01:04:02,381 --> 01:04:06,093
As long as it doesn't have to do
with the case. Just let her rip.
1002
01:04:08,095 --> 01:04:09,930
What's up with you and O?
1003
01:04:11,432 --> 01:04:12,099
Me and O?
1004
01:04:13,267 --> 01:04:14,685
Yeah, you and O.
1005
01:04:14,852 --> 01:04:16,187
All right, all right.
1006
01:04:16,395 --> 01:04:18,064
All right, this is it.
1007
01:04:19,357 --> 01:04:22,693
A while back, I was assigned
to keep tabs on a musician.
1008
01:04:22,943 --> 01:04:23,736
Mick Jagger?
1009
01:04:23,903 --> 01:04:26,072
He's in this British band,
the Rolling Stones.
1010
01:04:26,364 --> 01:04:27,323
Rings a bell.
1011
01:04:27,490 --> 01:04:30,785
We believed he was on the planet
to breed with Earth women.
1012
01:04:30,993 --> 01:04:34,205
So I was in London
and that's when I met O.
1013
01:04:34,372 --> 01:04:38,334
Just smart. Funny. A great smile.
1014
01:04:39,460 --> 01:04:42,588
And we find ourselves in this pub,
which is a bar, all right?
1015
01:04:42,755 --> 01:04:46,759
Warm beer and the worst food
you ever ate.
1016
01:04:47,134 --> 01:04:50,679
We just played darts
till the sun came up.
1017
01:04:50,846 --> 01:04:52,556
Neither of us wanted to leave.
1018
01:05:01,982 --> 01:05:04,068
What the hell happened
to you, man?
1019
01:05:04,485 --> 01:05:06,946
I don't know. It hasn't happened yet.
1020
01:05:07,113 --> 01:05:11,033
Come on, what about you, slick?
In the future, you got yourself a girl?
1021
01:05:11,659 --> 01:05:12,952
I got you..
1022
01:05:13,119 --> 01:05:15,788
I cannot believe this,
freaking New York Mets.
1023
01:05:15,955 --> 01:05:17,331
Total losers!
1024
01:05:17,498 --> 01:05:19,291
It's a rough time
to be a Mets fan.
1025
01:05:19,458 --> 01:05:22,002
Tell me about it.
Never gonna catch the Cubs.
1026
01:05:22,336 --> 01:05:25,339
That's funny. The Mets actually
win it all this year.
1027
01:05:25,589 --> 01:05:26,924
Oh, yeah.
1028
01:05:27,174 --> 01:05:27,967
No, I'm serious.
1029
01:05:28,134 --> 01:05:28,843
I'm sure.
1030
01:05:29,009 --> 01:05:31,554
Look, three months from now,
your buddies down there...
1031
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,889
...are gonna be calling them
the Amazing Mets...
1032
01:05:34,056 --> 01:05:36,559
...and the Miracle Mets.
1033
01:05:38,352 --> 01:05:40,062
What?
1034
01:05:40,229 --> 01:05:41,897
What you got there, hoss?
1035
01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:47,361
The Archanan said, "it's amazing!
It's a miracle! I'll see you at the game."
1036
01:05:48,529 --> 01:05:49,905
I know where he is.
1037
01:05:50,698 --> 01:05:52,700
Told you to trust the pie.
1038
01:05:57,037 --> 01:06:00,541
If Griffin's here for a game,
he's either too early or too late.
1039
01:06:00,708 --> 01:06:04,044
He's here. We just gotta find him
before Boris does.
1040
01:06:11,302 --> 01:06:13,220
It's time to give you
your things back...
1041
01:06:13,387 --> 01:06:14,472
...partner.
1042
01:06:14,722 --> 01:06:16,765
You get some pie in you,
you get all mushy.
1043
01:06:16,932 --> 01:06:19,101
I'm just tired of carrying your stuff.
1044
01:06:20,394 --> 01:06:22,688
Come on now! All right! Let's go...
1045
01:06:22,855 --> 01:06:23,731
...Mets!
1046
01:06:23,898 --> 01:06:26,400
Let's go, Mets! Let's go...
1047
01:06:26,567 --> 01:06:28,777
- ...Mets! Let's go, Met...
- Griffin?
1048
01:06:31,489 --> 01:06:32,948
You're just in time!
1049
01:06:33,115 --> 01:06:37,453
Unless this is the one where Robinson
bad-hops it past third, it's almost over.
1050
01:06:39,580 --> 01:06:40,956
Are we missing something?
1051
01:06:41,749 --> 01:06:42,958
The game.
1052
01:07:11,612 --> 01:07:14,823
So this is how you see things?
This is amazing.
1053
01:07:14,990 --> 01:07:18,702
It's a gigantic pain in the ass.
But it has its moments.
1054
01:07:19,203 --> 01:07:21,247
This game doesn't happen
till October.
1055
01:07:21,413 --> 01:07:22,748
It's always October...
1056
01:07:22,998 --> 01:07:24,583
...and November and March.
1057
01:07:24,750 --> 01:07:27,753
So many futures, and all real.
Don't know which will coalesce.
1058
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:29,713
Until then, they're all happening.
1059
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:32,841
Like this one, it's my favourite moment
in human history.
1060
01:07:33,008 --> 01:07:36,387
All the things that had to converge
for the Mets to win the World Series.
1061
01:07:36,554 --> 01:07:39,723
They were in last place every single
season until they won it all.
1062
01:07:39,890 --> 01:07:41,183
You said you had a gift.
1063
01:07:41,350 --> 01:07:42,184
That baseball...
1064
01:07:42,351 --> 01:07:46,272
...thrown for the last out of game five,
manufactured in '62 by Spalding...
1065
01:07:46,438 --> 01:07:49,900
...of Chicopee, Massachusetts,
was aerodynamically flawed...
1066
01:07:50,067 --> 01:07:52,403
...due to the horsehide
being improperly tanned...
1067
01:07:52,570 --> 01:07:54,405
...because the tanner's wife
left him...
1068
01:07:54,572 --> 01:07:56,073
...for a Puerto Rican golf pro...
1069
01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:57,741
The gift?
1070
01:07:57,908 --> 01:08:00,160
Oh, yes, of course. In the box.
1071
01:08:04,164 --> 01:08:07,001
It's the surprise.
To protect the Earth.
1072
01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:08,043
It's a shield.
1073
01:08:12,756 --> 01:08:13,424
Shield.
1074
01:08:14,967 --> 01:08:17,511
Archanan. Arc Net.
You put up the Arc Net.
1075
01:08:17,678 --> 01:08:19,430
- How?
- When that ball is pitched to...
1076
01:08:19,597 --> 01:08:20,431
...Davey Johnson...
1077
01:08:20,598 --> 01:08:21,807
...who became a player...
1078
01:08:21,974 --> 01:08:25,436
...because his dad couldn't find a
football to give him for his birthday...
1079
01:08:25,603 --> 01:08:26,353
it hits
1080
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:28,480
...his bat two micrometres
too high...
1081
01:08:28,647 --> 01:08:29,982
popping out to Cleon Jones...
1082
01:08:30,816 --> 01:08:33,068
...who would've been born Clara,
a statistical...
1083
01:08:33,277 --> 01:08:36,739
...typist, if his parents didn't have
an extra glass of wine that night...
1084
01:08:36,905 --> 01:08:38,782
...before going to bed.
1085
01:08:40,034 --> 01:08:40,951
A miracle...
1086
01:08:41,118 --> 01:08:43,621
...is what seems impossible
but happens anyway.
1087
01:08:53,047 --> 01:08:54,506
I lost my planet.
1088
01:08:54,715 --> 01:08:57,092
I don't want you to lose yours.
1089
01:08:57,259 --> 01:08:59,762
It'll take a miracle,
but if you pull this off...
1090
01:08:59,970 --> 01:09:01,972
...you'll be my new
favourite moment...
1091
01:09:02,139 --> 01:09:03,974
...in human history.
1092
01:09:04,141 --> 01:09:05,601
Oh, dear.
1093
01:09:06,060 --> 01:09:07,686
I forgot to see this one coming.
1094
01:09:14,777 --> 01:09:15,861
Damn it!
1095
01:09:26,038 --> 01:09:27,206
Have these in the future?
1096
01:09:27,373 --> 01:09:28,457
No.
1097
01:09:28,707 --> 01:09:29,708
Get on.
1098
01:09:33,462 --> 01:09:35,464
Keep gyro settings at zero gain.
1099
01:09:35,631 --> 01:09:38,217
Balance pitch and yaw
with bursts on the centre stalk...
1100
01:09:38,384 --> 01:09:39,760
...between 80 and 100 psi.
1101
01:09:40,260 --> 01:09:41,261
I didn't understand...
1102
01:09:41,428 --> 01:09:42,846
...any of that!
1103
01:09:43,013 --> 01:09:45,099
- Gyro at zero gain.
- It is.
1104
01:09:45,265 --> 01:09:47,643
Pitch and yaw with short bursts
on the centre stalk.
1105
01:09:47,810 --> 01:09:48,477
I did!
1106
01:09:48,644 --> 01:09:50,604
Between 80 and 100 psi!
1107
01:09:51,647 --> 01:09:52,690
Got it.
1108
01:09:55,317 --> 01:09:57,194
The Arc Net! Give it to me!
1109
01:09:57,361 --> 01:09:59,238
This isn't the one where you get it!
1110
01:09:59,405 --> 01:10:01,490
- All right there, chief?
- Hell, yeah.
1111
01:10:01,657 --> 01:10:03,200
It'd be better with four wheels!
1112
01:10:03,367 --> 01:10:04,702
Two is, like, my minimum.
1113
01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:14,086
What happens if Boris
gets the Arc Net?
1114
01:10:14,253 --> 01:10:16,505
Boglodite invasion,
total destruction of Earth!
1115
01:10:40,696 --> 01:10:42,406
The box!
1116
01:10:53,625 --> 01:10:54,877
Good boy.
1117
01:10:55,294 --> 01:10:56,795
We gotta stop this guy!
1118
01:10:59,047 --> 01:10:59,923
I've been trying!
1119
01:11:00,132 --> 01:11:01,467
You haven't been trying?
1120
01:11:02,009 --> 01:11:02,676
Hey, slick.
1121
01:11:03,010 --> 01:11:06,054
In the future,
we ever do the Texas two-step?
1122
01:11:06,221 --> 01:11:07,890
Yes, sir!
1123
01:11:33,332 --> 01:11:34,291
Did you get him?
1124
01:11:34,625 --> 01:11:36,084
Give me a sec.
1125
01:11:40,506 --> 01:11:41,381
Is he dead?
1126
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:43,217
Negative.
1127
01:11:44,092 --> 01:11:45,302
He got away.
1128
01:11:47,763 --> 01:11:49,598
I got Griffin. Let's get out of here.
1129
01:12:04,363 --> 01:12:06,448
I feel younger already.
1130
01:12:32,683 --> 01:12:36,103
You pathetic waste
of Boglodite flesh.
1131
01:12:36,270 --> 01:12:39,565
I'd kill you right now,
if I didn't value my own life.
1132
01:12:39,815 --> 01:12:41,608
- Who are you?
- Look at you.
1133
01:12:41,775 --> 01:12:44,820
Every mistake I've ever made,
just waiting to happen.
1134
01:12:44,987 --> 01:12:46,154
What happened to my arm?
1135
01:12:46,321 --> 01:12:48,574
You lose it, shot off by a human.
1136
01:12:48,740 --> 01:12:50,200
No human could defeat me.
1137
01:12:50,576 --> 01:12:54,830
You spend the next 40 years in prison,
chained up like an animal.
1138
01:12:54,997 --> 01:12:56,874
No prison can hold me!
1139
01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:59,751
They built one especially for us,
on the moon.
1140
01:13:00,085 --> 01:13:01,879
No human has been to the moon...
1141
01:13:02,045 --> 01:13:04,715
...so they cannot have
built it there already.
1142
01:13:04,882 --> 01:13:07,885
Stop arguing! You can avoid
all of that if you just listen to me!
1143
01:13:08,051 --> 01:13:11,680
You were defeated!
You let it get shot off!
1144
01:13:11,847 --> 01:13:14,641
That wasn't me, that was you!
1145
01:13:19,938 --> 01:13:20,898
What's your plan?
1146
01:13:21,189 --> 01:13:23,358
Prevent the Arc Net
from being deployed.
1147
01:13:23,525 --> 01:13:26,069
- Kill anyone who tries.
- Good plan.
1148
01:13:26,570 --> 01:13:27,529
Didn't work.
1149
01:13:27,696 --> 01:13:28,655
With my help...
1150
01:13:28,906 --> 01:13:31,783
...we'll get the Arc Net,
kill Agent K...
1151
01:13:31,950 --> 01:13:34,244
...the invasion will be successful...
1152
01:13:34,453 --> 01:13:35,996
...and we'll get to keep both...
1153
01:13:36,163 --> 01:13:38,540
...of our ar...! Stop...
1154
01:13:38,707 --> 01:13:40,208
...staring at it!
1155
01:13:41,126 --> 01:13:42,210
Listen.
1156
01:13:57,559 --> 01:14:00,812
- You all right?
- Yeah. Thank you for saving my life.
1157
01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:02,022
It's what we do.
1158
01:14:03,106 --> 01:14:04,358
You still have the Arc Net?
1159
01:14:06,568 --> 01:14:08,737
When you're being hunted
by Boris the Animal...
1160
01:14:08,904 --> 01:14:10,614
...you get good at hiding things.
1161
01:14:36,014 --> 01:14:38,100
This will save your world.
1162
01:14:41,019 --> 01:14:43,188
Once it's outside the atmosphere,
it gets...
1163
01:14:43,355 --> 01:14:44,648
...a whole lot bigger.
1164
01:14:45,857 --> 01:14:47,693
All you have to do is deploy it.
1165
01:14:48,777 --> 01:14:52,197
You mean in space?
Well, how do you suppose we do that?
1166
01:14:52,364 --> 01:14:55,033
It's just one small step.
1167
01:15:09,548 --> 01:15:10,590
The moon launch.
1168
01:15:14,052 --> 01:15:15,721
Cape Canaveral.
1169
01:15:17,055 --> 01:15:19,933
July 16th, 1969.
1170
01:15:20,308 --> 01:15:21,893
We got six hours to get to Florida.
1171
01:15:22,227 --> 01:15:23,603
Better get a move on, slick.
1172
01:15:23,895 --> 01:15:24,855
Wait, hold up.
1173
01:15:25,022 --> 01:15:27,149
Not us.
I'm gonna do this one alone.
1174
01:15:27,315 --> 01:15:28,233
He has to be the...
1175
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:29,276
Griffin.
1176
01:15:29,443 --> 01:15:30,569
What do you mean, alone?
1177
01:15:31,319 --> 01:15:33,196
I'm gonna go to Florida.
You stay here.
1178
01:15:33,363 --> 01:15:34,614
I need you to trust me.
1179
01:15:35,073 --> 01:15:38,785
Trust you? I don't think so.
Something you're not telling me, slick?
1180
01:15:38,952 --> 01:15:40,412
You're not going to Florida.
1181
01:15:40,579 --> 01:15:42,330
That ain't gonna happen, partner.
1182
01:15:42,497 --> 01:15:43,874
Look, K...
1183
01:15:44,416 --> 01:15:46,710
...please, I will not allow you
to go to Florida.
1184
01:15:48,837 --> 01:15:49,546
Stop me.
1185
01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:56,178
You die there!
1186
01:15:58,930 --> 01:16:02,017
Cape Canaveral. Apollo launch.
1187
01:16:03,935 --> 01:16:05,771
Boris kills you there.
1188
01:16:08,190 --> 01:16:09,733
That's what I'm here for.
1189
01:16:10,358 --> 01:16:11,860
That's what I came back to stop.
1190
01:16:12,069 --> 01:16:14,029
Oh, dear. We're in this one.
1191
01:16:16,364 --> 01:16:17,324
K...
1192
01:16:18,075 --> 01:16:20,202
...I saw the file,
I looked at the report.
1193
01:16:20,368 --> 01:16:21,578
I said I told you everything...
1194
01:16:23,205 --> 01:16:24,748
That's for lying to me.
1195
01:16:24,998 --> 01:16:26,041
Look, I'm sorry, man!
1196
01:16:29,127 --> 01:16:30,837
That's for telling me the truth!
1197
01:16:32,130 --> 01:16:34,007
I'm trying to protect you...
1198
01:16:35,217 --> 01:16:36,676
...-man!
1199
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:41,389
The bitterest truth is better
than the sweetest lies.
1200
01:16:45,143 --> 01:16:46,978
He has to go to Cape Canaveral.
1201
01:16:47,145 --> 01:16:49,898
He must deploy the Arc Net
as he did before.
1202
01:16:50,065 --> 01:16:51,566
There's no other way.
1203
01:16:52,150 --> 01:16:55,320
K is the only hope in saving Earth.
1204
01:16:56,154 --> 01:16:57,697
Can I save him?
1205
01:16:58,573 --> 01:17:02,369
Is there any future
where I save his life?
1206
01:17:04,830 --> 01:17:06,623
Yes.
1207
01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:10,377
But where there is death...
1208
01:17:11,336 --> 01:17:13,755
...there will always be death.
1209
01:17:31,606 --> 01:17:33,441
According to you,
I've done this before.
1210
01:17:33,608 --> 01:17:35,026
So we know it's possible.
1211
01:17:35,193 --> 01:17:37,154
If you're half the agent
you say you are...
1212
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:39,614
...you'll make sure
I don't get killed doing it.
1213
01:17:44,035 --> 01:17:45,996
So are we partners? You tell me.
1214
01:17:48,874 --> 01:17:50,458
Let's go.
1215
01:18:03,555 --> 01:18:04,472
Agent K...
1216
01:18:04,639 --> 01:18:06,057
- ...how are you?
- I'm good.
1217
01:18:06,224 --> 01:18:09,394
Okay, group hug on the way
to doing what we're doing.
1218
01:18:09,561 --> 01:18:13,773
This morning, man is about to launch
himself on a trip to the moon...
1219
01:18:13,940 --> 01:18:16,443
...with the expectation
of landing there.
1220
01:18:16,610 --> 01:18:18,069
Look, I gotta ask you.
1221
01:18:18,236 --> 01:18:20,614
If we pull this off,
fix things the way they were...
1222
01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:22,574
...O and I, are we...?
1223
01:18:22,741 --> 01:18:23,950
A wise man once told me...
1224
01:18:24,117 --> 01:18:26,912
...don't ask questions you don't
want to know the answer to.
1225
01:18:28,246 --> 01:18:30,916
- I said that, didn't I?
- Yes, sir.
1226
01:18:35,587 --> 01:18:37,047
Here they are.
1227
01:18:37,923 --> 01:18:40,050
- What are they?
- Jetpacks.
1228
01:18:40,217 --> 01:18:41,760
Jetpacks?
1229
01:18:42,844 --> 01:18:45,597
No, no, no.
We're not doing jetpacks.
1230
01:18:45,764 --> 01:18:48,099
There's a reason we don't
have these in the future.
1231
01:18:48,266 --> 01:18:49,267
K, we gotta drive.
1232
01:18:49,684 --> 01:18:52,646
Can't drive to Florida from Manhattan
in five hours, chief.
1233
01:18:52,938 --> 01:18:56,858
Yeah, we can. The red button,
standard issue in every MiB car.
1234
01:18:57,025 --> 01:18:58,902
Press the red button,
goes into hyperdrive.
1235
01:18:59,069 --> 01:19:00,862
No red buttons yet, slick.
1236
01:19:02,614 --> 01:19:04,741
Come on, man.
1237
01:19:09,829 --> 01:19:10,664
Do you know...
1238
01:19:10,830 --> 01:19:12,123
...how to work this thing?
1239
01:19:12,290 --> 01:19:14,417
It's like with anything.
1240
01:19:14,584 --> 01:19:18,505
Just have to strap yourself in,
hope for the best.
1241
01:19:19,631 --> 01:19:20,924
Isn't that right, Miss O?
1242
01:19:22,300 --> 01:19:24,302
Unfortunately, it is.
1243
01:19:35,480 --> 01:19:36,773
You ready, slick?
1244
01:19:38,650 --> 01:19:40,193
Let's get it.
1245
01:19:40,402 --> 01:19:42,237
This is gonna be interesting!
1246
01:19:55,166 --> 01:19:57,460
It's just minutes to the
1247
01:19:57,669 --> 01:19:59,296
...historic launch of Apollo 11...
1248
01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:01,798
with all going well
1249
01:20:18,189 --> 01:20:21,359
I'm so glad this isn't
one of the times we explode.
1250
01:20:21,609 --> 01:20:23,320
One of the times?
1251
01:20:26,156 --> 01:20:27,699
Oh, we got company.
1252
01:20:32,245 --> 01:20:33,705
The hell?
1253
01:20:35,290 --> 01:20:37,250
Is that a battery belt?
1254
01:20:47,135 --> 01:20:48,678
All right, I got it.
1255
01:20:51,890 --> 01:20:54,434
No, any reality
that gets the shield deployed...
1256
01:20:54,642 --> 01:20:56,394
...is one where you tell the truth.
1257
01:20:56,770 --> 01:20:58,146
The truth?
1258
01:20:58,480 --> 01:21:00,482
The truth is the only path.
1259
01:21:00,690 --> 01:21:02,359
This is a restricted area!
1260
01:21:07,405 --> 01:21:09,366
Yes, sir, it is.
1261
01:21:09,532 --> 01:21:12,494
Good day, gentlemen.
Great day for America, isn't it?
1262
01:21:12,660 --> 01:21:16,331
My name is Agent J.
This is Agent K. That's Griff.
1263
01:21:16,498 --> 01:21:18,583
We're from a secret government
organization...
1264
01:21:18,750 --> 01:21:22,337
...that polices and monitors
alien activity on and off planet Earth.
1265
01:21:23,755 --> 01:21:24,881
Here's the thing.
1266
01:21:25,048 --> 01:21:27,509
We have this special
little metal thingy...
1267
01:21:27,675 --> 01:21:31,471
...that Griff gave us that we have
to get on top of that rocket...
1268
01:21:31,638 --> 01:21:35,266
...to prevent an alien invasion.
1269
01:21:38,686 --> 01:21:39,646
That worked.
1270
01:21:39,813 --> 01:21:42,524
- Like a charm.
- Sir, Delta Gate. We have a problem.
1271
01:21:42,857 --> 01:21:46,236
Three trespassers. No IDs,
but they've got weapons, sir.
1272
01:21:46,444 --> 01:21:48,613
Some kind I've never seen before.
1273
01:21:56,371 --> 01:21:57,914
What breed of fool
do you have to be...
1274
01:21:58,081 --> 01:22:01,000
...to penetrate my site
on the day of the most massive feat...
1275
01:22:01,167 --> 01:22:02,419
...attempted by mankind?
1276
01:22:02,585 --> 01:22:05,505
Watched by God, the population
of the planet and my own...
1277
01:22:05,672 --> 01:22:06,798
- ...firstborn!
- Colonel?
1278
01:22:07,715 --> 01:22:08,842
Colonel, they had these.
1279
01:22:10,009 --> 01:22:12,178
They said they needed
to put something on the rocket...
1280
01:22:12,345 --> 01:22:13,513
...for an invasion.
1281
01:22:17,725 --> 01:22:18,726
Thanks.
1282
01:22:18,935 --> 01:22:20,186
I got 10 minutes to launch.
1283
01:22:20,437 --> 01:22:24,482
If you pose a threat to that rocket,
you tell me now and do not lie to me.
1284
01:22:28,903 --> 01:22:30,905
I told the truth last time.
1285
01:22:35,910 --> 01:22:37,704
Sir, this man came here from...
1286
01:22:37,912 --> 01:22:39,289
...the future to protect me...
1287
01:22:39,456 --> 01:22:42,876
...so I can attach a shield to the top
of that rocket and save the world.
1288
01:22:43,042 --> 01:22:45,003
I need your help to do that.
1289
01:22:48,173 --> 01:22:49,466
Take them to the brig.
1290
01:22:49,632 --> 01:22:51,134
You're slipping, Griff.
1291
01:22:51,676 --> 01:22:52,844
Sir, if I may.
1292
01:23:09,110 --> 01:23:09,777
Corporal.
1293
01:23:11,196 --> 01:23:12,530
You men are no longer needed.
1294
01:23:13,031 --> 01:23:14,157
I'll take the prisoners.
1295
01:23:14,532 --> 01:23:16,367
- Sir, are you...?
- Dismissed.
1296
01:23:25,210 --> 01:23:26,211
Follow me.
1297
01:23:33,593 --> 01:23:35,762
You did the future thing.
What did you show him?
1298
01:23:35,929 --> 01:23:38,056
Only what he needed to see.
1299
01:23:39,390 --> 01:23:40,767
I have to go now.
1300
01:23:41,893 --> 01:23:43,311
What? No, no, no. Come on.
1301
01:23:43,728 --> 01:23:45,230
You don't need me anymore.
1302
01:23:45,647 --> 01:23:48,024
All right, Griff,
don't start flipping on me.
1303
01:23:48,191 --> 01:23:51,653
When Boris' arm is taken, the past
will be as it was. K will survive.
1304
01:23:51,819 --> 01:23:53,780
He will not know
you were ever here.
1305
01:23:55,490 --> 01:23:59,577
All right. Arm gone, got it.
Like a reset?
1306
01:23:59,744 --> 01:24:02,997
When that happens, go home.
Leave.
1307
01:24:03,164 --> 01:24:03,831
You coming?
1308
01:24:03,998 --> 01:24:06,000
Yeah, all right!
1309
01:24:07,961 --> 01:24:10,421
Thanks, man.
Hey, will I ever see you again?
1310
01:24:10,672 --> 01:24:12,465
Anything's possible.
1311
01:24:15,093 --> 01:24:16,469
Oh, Griff.
1312
01:24:22,767 --> 01:24:25,270
I can never bear to watch this part.
1313
01:24:27,188 --> 01:24:28,856
Armstrong and Aldrin
are scheduled...
1314
01:24:29,023 --> 01:24:30,942
...to set foot on the moon...
1315
01:24:31,109 --> 01:24:35,071
...on early Monday morning,
Eastern Daylight Time.
1316
01:24:36,447 --> 01:24:37,198
Where's Griffin?
1317
01:24:37,407 --> 01:24:39,158
Doing his own thing.
1318
01:25:01,806 --> 01:25:02,515
Gentlemen.
1319
01:25:06,603 --> 01:25:08,855
This elevator
will take you to the top.
1320
01:25:09,022 --> 01:25:11,024
To get the Arc Net
outside the atmosphere...
1321
01:25:11,190 --> 01:25:14,193
...you need to strap it to the escape
rocket above the capsule!
1322
01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:15,737
You do not want to be...
1323
01:25:15,903 --> 01:25:18,156
...anywhere near this rocket
when it takes off!
1324
01:25:18,323 --> 01:25:20,700
- Questions?
- No. Thank you for this, colonel.
1325
01:25:20,867 --> 01:25:22,452
Some job you got there.
1326
01:25:22,702 --> 01:25:23,870
Hey, thanks a lot, bro.
1327
01:25:24,037 --> 01:25:26,539
What did Griff
show you back there?
1328
01:25:26,706 --> 01:25:28,124
How important you are.
1329
01:25:28,458 --> 01:25:30,043
You and your partner.
1330
01:25:38,301 --> 01:25:40,720
If everything goes right
the way we hope it does...
1331
01:25:40,887 --> 01:25:43,640
...I'm gonna end up
getting out of here pretty quick...
1332
01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:47,226
...so I'm not gonna have a chance
to say a proper goodbye.
1333
01:25:47,393 --> 01:25:50,938
If things go wrong,
not gonna have a chance to, either.
1334
01:25:52,899 --> 01:25:54,525
So I guess win or lose, this is it.
1335
01:25:59,072 --> 01:26:00,948
I see why I recruited you.
1336
01:26:03,826 --> 01:26:04,911
You're a good man.
1337
01:26:08,414 --> 01:26:10,041
Good man.
1338
01:26:12,502 --> 01:26:14,754
Man, what the hell
happened to you?
1339
01:26:15,171 --> 01:26:17,507
I told you,
it still hasn't happened yet.
1340
01:26:22,345 --> 01:26:24,055
I'll take this one!
1341
01:26:24,430 --> 01:26:25,556
Naught)'
1342
01:26:28,267 --> 01:26:30,311
Get a pedicure if you get a second.
1343
01:26:40,238 --> 01:26:42,365
And liftoff.
1344
01:27:23,823 --> 01:27:25,533
Just passed the two-minute mark...
1345
01:27:25,700 --> 01:27:29,162
...in the countdown, and all is still go
as we monitor our status board.
1346
01:27:50,475 --> 01:27:53,269
Astronauts report it feels good.
Power transfer is complete.
1347
01:27:54,020 --> 01:27:56,981
Neil Armstrong just reported back
it's been a smooth countdown.
1348
01:28:09,577 --> 01:28:10,620
Hey!
1349
01:28:10,870 --> 01:28:12,497
Boris, can you give me a hand?
1350
01:28:12,663 --> 01:28:14,457
Hey.
1351
01:28:19,170 --> 01:28:19,921
Hey!
1352
01:28:20,880 --> 01:28:22,507
You hear me calling you?
1353
01:28:23,382 --> 01:28:24,884
Boris the Animal!
1354
01:28:25,384 --> 01:28:26,052
Hey!
1355
01:28:26,219 --> 01:28:28,387
Boris the Animal!
1356
01:28:30,264 --> 01:28:32,642
It's just Boris!
1357
01:28:36,479 --> 01:28:37,522
You're gonna lose.
1358
01:28:37,814 --> 01:28:39,065
Let's agree to disagree.
1359
01:28:58,709 --> 01:28:59,877
Hey!
1360
01:29:00,920 --> 01:29:02,547
Boris the Animal!
1361
01:29:12,515 --> 01:29:13,307
Right.
1362
01:29:14,141 --> 01:29:14,809
Left.
1363
01:29:42,879 --> 01:29:43,796
You're gonna lose.
1364
01:29:43,963 --> 01:29:46,007
Let's agree to disagree.
1365
01:29:54,891 --> 01:29:56,267
Hey!
1366
01:29:56,976 --> 01:29:58,769
Boris the Animal!
1367
01:30:05,693 --> 01:30:06,402
Right.
1368
01:30:06,777 --> 01:30:08,321
Left. Left.
1369
01:30:09,405 --> 01:30:10,156
Right.
1370
01:30:14,243 --> 01:30:16,203
That's not possible.
1371
01:30:16,495 --> 01:30:18,414
Let's agree to disagree.
1372
01:30:24,128 --> 01:30:26,797
That's not possible!
1373
01:30:36,098 --> 01:30:37,099
K!
1374
01:30:38,768 --> 01:30:41,103
I win! I'm better than me!
1375
01:30:48,527 --> 01:30:49,779
That's my partner.
1376
01:30:50,237 --> 01:30:52,073
That's my partner!
1377
01:30:58,287 --> 01:30:59,330
If we call this in...
1378
01:30:59,497 --> 01:31:02,166
- ...they'll scrub the launch.
- I didn't see anything.
1379
01:31:36,867 --> 01:31:38,744
- Where's your partner?
- He went home.
1380
01:31:38,911 --> 01:31:40,413
- How does that work?
- You got me.
1381
01:31:40,579 --> 01:31:41,872
Come on!
1382
01:31:56,721 --> 01:31:57,513
Get down!
1383
01:32:28,586 --> 01:32:29,920
Bingo.
1384
01:32:30,838 --> 01:32:32,923
Man, that is some next-level stuff.
1385
01:32:42,933 --> 01:32:44,268
You ever want to see more...
1386
01:32:44,477 --> 01:32:47,772
...I know a top-secret organization
that could use a man like you.
1387
01:32:49,690 --> 01:32:51,358
I wish I could.
1388
01:32:51,942 --> 01:32:52,902
Thank you.
1389
01:32:53,527 --> 01:32:55,404
I'll see you around, K.
1390
01:32:57,156 --> 01:32:57,823
Look out!
1391
01:33:03,120 --> 01:33:04,789
Go ahead.
1392
01:33:05,039 --> 01:33:06,791
Arrest me.
1393
01:33:08,375 --> 01:33:10,044
Not this time.
1394
01:33:20,054 --> 01:33:23,057
"Where there's death,
there will always be death."
1395
01:33:32,399 --> 01:33:35,653
Daddy! Daddy!
1396
01:33:39,740 --> 01:33:40,533
Hey.
1397
01:33:41,575 --> 01:33:43,536
Hey, my name's K.
What's your name?
1398
01:33:44,078 --> 01:33:45,121
James.
1399
01:33:45,287 --> 01:33:47,832
James? That's a nice name.
1400
01:33:48,040 --> 01:33:49,375
Where's my dad?
1401
01:33:52,253 --> 01:33:54,130
What have you got there?
What is that?
1402
01:33:54,296 --> 01:33:55,673
My dad gave it to me.
1403
01:33:55,840 --> 01:33:58,092
We timed the launch.
1404
01:34:05,224 --> 01:34:07,017
Where is my daddy?
1405
01:34:11,105 --> 01:34:12,523
He...
1406
01:34:13,107 --> 01:34:16,861
He went to go do something
very special.
1407
01:34:17,027 --> 01:34:18,904
And he wanted me...
1408
01:34:19,071 --> 01:34:23,409
...to stay here and take care
of his best pal.
1409
01:34:28,289 --> 01:34:30,457
When is he gonna be back?
1410
01:34:31,625 --> 01:34:33,002
He...
1411
01:34:47,808 --> 01:34:49,268
James...
1412
01:34:50,644 --> 01:34:52,438
...if you look right here...
1413
01:34:52,605 --> 01:34:55,816
...I will tell you the only thing
you ever need to know.
1414
01:35:01,322 --> 01:35:03,115
Your daddy is a hero.
1415
01:35:03,324 --> 01:35:05,784
My daddy is a hero?
1416
01:35:08,996 --> 01:35:12,291
- Want to take a walk with me?
- Yes.
1417
01:35:21,842 --> 01:35:23,135
James?
1418
01:36:05,511 --> 01:36:07,179
You're late.
1419
01:36:07,346 --> 01:36:09,598
Sorry. Lost track of time.
1420
01:36:11,558 --> 01:36:12,768
How do you know that song?
1421
01:36:13,143 --> 01:36:15,187
Drink your coffee.
We got work to do.
1422
01:36:16,063 --> 01:36:17,856
What do you know
and what do you don't?
1423
01:36:18,023 --> 01:36:19,733
How do I know what I don't know?
1424
01:36:19,900 --> 01:36:22,820
That's a really good question.
Did we go to Wu's last night?
1425
01:36:22,987 --> 01:36:23,737
Yeah.
1426
01:36:24,071 --> 01:36:24,947
Boglodites?
1427
01:36:25,114 --> 01:36:25,906
Extinct for 40 years.
1428
01:36:26,323 --> 01:36:28,575
Perfect. Did we talk
on the phone last night?
1429
01:36:28,742 --> 01:36:29,994
You hung up on me.
1430
01:36:30,411 --> 01:36:32,037
Yeah, I did.
1431
01:36:33,080 --> 01:36:35,249
But that was because
of all those secrets...
1432
01:36:35,791 --> 01:36:38,711
...the universe doesn't know about.
1433
01:36:43,424 --> 01:36:44,216
But...
1434
01:36:44,591 --> 01:36:46,385
...I've realised that...
1435
01:36:46,552 --> 01:36:49,054
...last night was a long...
1436
01:36:49,221 --> 01:36:51,515
...long time ago.
1437
01:36:55,769 --> 01:36:58,522
And, really,
I just want to say thank you.
1438
01:36:59,106 --> 01:37:01,108
It's been my privilege.
1439
01:37:10,951 --> 01:37:13,370
You know, there's a really
high possibility now...
1440
01:37:13,537 --> 01:37:16,123
...that I might know some things
you don't know.
1441
01:37:16,290 --> 01:37:17,875
I doubt it.
1442
01:37:18,042 --> 01:37:20,002
I bet I know what went down
with you and O.
1443
01:37:20,169 --> 01:37:22,087
She's a fine lady,
but you know the rules.
1444
01:37:22,254 --> 01:37:24,423
There's no fraternizing
amongst agents.
1445
01:37:24,590 --> 01:37:27,301
I think y'all might have fraternized
a time or two.
1446
01:37:30,471 --> 01:37:33,807
This is my new favourite moment
in human history.
1447
01:37:33,974 --> 01:37:37,227
Unless this is the one
where K forgot to leave a tip.
1448
01:37:51,825 --> 01:37:53,702
Almost forgot.
1449
01:38:02,252 --> 01:38:03,962
That was a close one.