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You're looking at
the many noble rabbits

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who have served as
the Easter Bunny.

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If you've ever
gotten a basket of candy

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and colored eggs
on Easter morning,

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you have them to thank.

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Yes, even that guy.

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See, every bunny dreams of holding the
title, but not just anyone can do it.

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You have to be majestic.
You have to be dignified.

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You have to be, well, a bunny.

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Or, at least you did.

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Hi. I'm Fred O'Hare,
the first human Easter Bunny.

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Sounds insane, you say?

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It'll make sense once you know
how it all went down.

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E.B.?

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E.B.?

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Where are you?

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Hi, Dad!

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Woohoo!

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Oh! There you are.

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Son! I was thinking.

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You are getting so big, you're
practically a foot tall.

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Over a foot,
if you count the ears.

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I always
count the ears.

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So, how would you like to
go to work with me today?

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Would I?
That sounds awesome.

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I said the same thing when my father
first took me to the factory.

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I didn't use the word "awesome," but...
Down, please.

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Thank you. Go ahead, Son.
Take a look.

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Whoa!

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Look at all that candy.

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Come on, come on.

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See you.

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This is so cool!

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Oh, careful! E.B., welcome
to the Easter Factory.

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This is where we make
all the candy and eggs

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that I deliver to
the children of the world.

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It's pretty impressive,
isn't it?

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It's amazing, Dad!

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I'm glad you like it, because
someday this will all be yours.

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Really?

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Now, come on, Son.
There's so much to see.

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Daddy, what do you
call that thingamajig?

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Ah, the Marshmallow
Chick Machine.

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Loved them since
I was your age.

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When your grand-dad,
the Easter Bunny before me,

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took me on this
very same tour...

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Hello.
Hello, little bunny.

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What are you doing?

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We don't eat the candy.
We make the candy!

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But I thought...
E.B.

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This is my second-in-command,
Carlos.

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It's fine, Carlos. E.B. was, uh, taste-testing.
Isn't that right, Son?

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Yup, I'm taste-testing.
It's great.

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Oh, dear me. No, no.

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Son, we're going to have
to work on your taste.

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Carlos, too much marsh,
not enough mellow.

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Exactly, señor, I was
just going to say that.

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Phil! Too much marsh,
not enough mallow!

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Phil! Phil!

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Phil!

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Hi, boss.

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No dancing on the job!
It's forbidden.

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Yes, sir. I'm very bad.

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I am so sorry, señor.
I will deal with this personally.

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Yes. Easter is right
around the corner, Carlos.

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There is no room for error.
Si, señor.

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Remember this, E.B.,
we can't make any mistakes.

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The entire world
is counting on us.

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This seems hard, Dad.
And I don't know if I can do it.

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Oh, come now.
Don't you worry, Son.

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Yes, it's a big responsibility,
but you'll be ready.

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You'll have to be.

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Why, in a few years you will
pick up the Egg of Destiny

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and receive the magical powers
of the Easter Bunny.

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Now, let's move on.

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Bye, Carlos.

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Okay, ciao.
See you later.

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Enjoy your life of privilege,
little bunny.

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So, how are
my kids doing?

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I had rehearsals for
the Easter play today.

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Oh.

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They usually cast
a boy as Peter Cottontail,

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but they made
an exception for me

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on account of my
singing voice is so strong.

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That's great, honey.

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Sam, how about you?

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Well, I'm up for
a big promotion at work.

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Really? That's terrific.

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Good to hear that two of my
kids are working so hard.

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So, Fred. How did
that job interview go?

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I don't know
about that place, Dad.

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I just don't know if it's
really what I'm looking for.

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Really?
Did they pay money?

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Then it's exactly
what you've been looking for.

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Well, that's just crass.

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What are you nodding for?

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"Dear Fred, as your mother
I have always loved you,

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"and it hurts me
to have to tell you

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"in this way,
but there comes a time

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"when every young man must
grow up and leave the nest."

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You all prepared statements?

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Fred, we're just doing this
because we love you, Son.

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The Sadeki family
down the street went

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through the same thing
with their son Jordy.

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He just laid on the couch all
day watching court shows,

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but then they had
an intervention,

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and now he works in a pharmacy,
and has an apartment.

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I don't really want
to work at a pharmacy, Mom.

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Well, you need to do something.
You need to get a life.

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You need to get a job
and you need to move out.

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Especially that last one.

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But I did move out.
And I had a job.

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Is it my fault
the company downsized?

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Fred, that was
over a year ago!

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You have to get
back on the horse.

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And you have so
much potential.

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Thanks, Mom.

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Sometimes I
think you adopted me

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because Fred was
such a disappointment.

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Wow.

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Alex, that is
a very hurtful statement.

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You're not denying it.

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Eat your dinner.

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Mom, Dad, I'm trying, okay?
I go on job interviews. I had one today!

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Yes, but it wasn't what you were looking for.
It's always something.

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You didn't like the commute.

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The parking lot was too far
away from the building.

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The man in the cubicle
next to you smelled.

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He smelled.
Fred,

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nothing is ever
good enough for you.

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You don't want me
to settle, do you?

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Settling is fine.

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Dad, when I was a kid,

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you said that when I grew up I
was going to do something great.

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Yes. But now I'm telling you that
you should forget about "great,"

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and settle for
getting any job.

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We should have nudged you out
of the nest a long time ago.

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Baby birds get a nudge.

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Giant birds who never leave,
they get shoved.

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E.B.!

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E.B.!

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Hello, Dad.
So, what do you think?

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Uh, what did I...
It was great! Really kicking.

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But, E.B., shouldn't you be
rehearsing your speech?

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You're about to be
crowned the Easter Bunny

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in front of
3,000 of your peers.

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Uh, yeah, about that.

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Yes?

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LOOK, Dad,

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ever since I was
yea big, it's been,

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"The Easter Bunny
wouldn't do that" and

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"The Easter Bunny
has to be perfect."

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But I'm not perfect.

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I know that, Son.
But you'll get there, eventually.

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But I'm...

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Listen.
You want me to be this.

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But maybe I'm not this.

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Just maybe, maybe I'm this.

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A Sock?

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Ugh."

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Yeah, that's right.
I might be a metaphorical sock.

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I might not be
a good enough egg,

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but I might be
the best sock ever.

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I might not cut it
delivering Easter baskets,

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but I might be
great at something else.

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Oh, the drums!
Why, I think that's fine.

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I think it's really nice that you have a hobby.
Everyone should have a hobby.

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It's not a hobby, Dad.

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I want to drum in a band.
I want to see the world.

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E.B., the Easter
Bunny sees the world.

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Every country in one night,
making people of the world happy.

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Really, Dad?
The whole world?

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What about China?

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No!

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Look, it's candy, woman!

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Madam, please.

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All right. So,
we haven't cracked China yet.

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But, for all those that do
believe, you will be there.

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No, Dad. I don't want
to be the Easter Bunny.

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Now, listen to me.

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Four thousand years of
tradition doesn't end

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just because one selfish bunny
doesn't feel like doing it.

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Look. Dad...

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No, E.B., you look!

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You are going to
be the Easter Bunny!

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Now you need to get it together,
get rid of these drums,

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and get your
priorities straight!

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I'll see you out there!

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No, I don't think you will.

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Destination.
Where dreams come true.

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In-flight snack preference.

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Any baggage?
Just emotional.

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I'm sorry, Dad.

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OW!

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I did it.

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Hollywood.

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Right. First order of business,
find a place to stay.

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Perfect.

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Fred, wait, wait, wait! Fred.

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Did you know
about this, Sam?

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Oh, uh...

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You did.
Okay, look.

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The rules of this
intervention state

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that I am not
supposed to help you, okay?

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So you can't tell anyone
what I'm about to do.

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No! I'm not going to
take money from you.

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Wasn't going to
give you money.

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We can call it a loan.
Fred, look,

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I got you a job interview
tomorrow at my friend's company.

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I'm a little
slammed tomorrow.

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I know you're not.

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I'm pretty busy.
No.

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Look, it's an
entry-level position.

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Entry-level?
At a video game company!

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Okay. That's kind of cool.
I know.

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All right, look, if it means
that much to you, I'll swing by.

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No, Fred.
You don't "swing by." Okay?

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You shower, you shave, and you show up.
The three "shs."

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Come on, Fred. You've
got to start your life.

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Think of this as a reboot.
Right!

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It's time.

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Yeah. You know what?
You're right.

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In a couple of months,
couple of weeks,

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you're gonna see
a whole new Fred.

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Yeah. By Easter.
Easter is in two weeks.

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By Easter, I'm going to have a new
job, a new place, a new life.

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Great!
Okay.

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Now if you'll excuse me,

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I'm going to go
sleep in my car.

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Fred, listen.

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My boss is on vacation for a few
weeks and he asked me to house-sit.

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Nobody ever asks
me to house-sit.

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I know.
It's so weird.

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Anyway, he has dogs,

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and you know I'm scared of
dogs, so take over for me.

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Wait. Your boss lives in
a big mansion, right?

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Yes, in Beverly Hills.

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And he loves his house
more than he loves his kids.

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So you have
to behave. Okay?

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Do not touch anything.
Do not break anything.

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Do not go upstairs!

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Wait, what's upstairs?

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Fred.
Okay.

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And do not forget
to feed the dogs.

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Got it!

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Thank you, Sam.
You're welcome.

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I put the address
on the paper.

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Okay.

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But, Fred?
Yeah?

251
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:07,540
If you screw up,
I'll kill you.

252
00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:10,060
Okay.

253
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:14,100
Listen to me.
This is the Playboy Mansion. It's not a hotel.

254
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:15,300
Yeah, right.

255
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:18,340
But it says here
that ever since 1971,

256
00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:20,300
the Playboy
Mansion has been home

257
00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:22,260
to sexy bunnies
from around the world.

258
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,940
Friend, I can't see you.
Please step forward.

259
00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:30,180
Now, I'm telling you that I am
both a bunny, and incredibly sexy.

260
00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:32,020
I don't have time for this.

261
00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:35,620
Hello? Hello?

262
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:41,220
Maybe this is the rags part
of my rags-to-riches story.

263
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:15,140
All right, let's see here.
54 Broadway Terrace.

264
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:19,380
Whoa!
Look at this!

265
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,900
Hello, Fred's new crib.

266
00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:24,420
Maybe this is
a good thing.

267
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:27,140
All great artists suffer
before they become famous.

268
00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:29,620
That lady wrote
Harry Potter in a ditch.

269
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,620
But it's the hunger,
loneliness

270
00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:33,700
and exhaustion
that gets you really.

271
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:36,900
How could this
night get any worse?

272
00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:39,060
I see.
Car accident. Thank you!

273
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:41,260
OW!

274
00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:45,460
Why?

275
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:52,020
Oh, ow!

276
00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:57,540
It's still alive.

277
00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:00,620
I've got to help him out.

278
00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:02,060
This will do.

279
00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:09,380
Don't you worry,
little friend.

280
00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:10,500
I'm going to end
your suffering.

281
00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:15,220
No!

282
00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:19,180
Who said that?

283
00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:21,100
Well, who do
you think said it?

284
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:23,980
Your latest victim.

285
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:28,980
You know what? We can leave the
insurance companies out of this.

286
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:32,460
I could just, maybe, come live
with you for a couple of months.

287
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:39,180
No, no, no!
Not real. Not real. Not real.

288
00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:54,660
Excuse me?

289
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:58,860
You left your car back there,
with the lights on.

290
00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:00,420
I'm just saying!

291
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,620
Say something. Talk again.

292
00:21:46,220 --> 00:21:48,340
I'm E.B. And you are?

293
00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:51,380
I'm Fred.

294
00:21:51,540 --> 00:21:54,900
Well, Fred, I am so hungry.

295
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,060
Have you got anything
in the old snack department?

296
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,580
Okay.

297
00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:07,620
Here you go.

298
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,580
Oh! Oh! That's.. -

299
00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:12,020
What is this?

300
00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:13,940
What? It's Turkey Jerky.

301
00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:16,340
First, you hit me with your car,
and then you try and poison me

302
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,020
with a meat stick.

303
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:19,180
Why do you hate me?

304
00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:23,180
Okay. Is there something you'd
rather eat, you weird little thing?

305
00:22:23,460 --> 00:22:24,620
Well...

306
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:27,940
Carrots!

307
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,140
He's a genius.

308
00:22:33,580 --> 00:22:35,300
One carrot. Okay.

309
00:22:35,380 --> 00:22:39,220
Time to hop away out of Fred's
life back to the Enchanted Forest.

310
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,860
You're kicking me out?

311
00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:46,820
Yeah. It's a bad time.

312
00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:49,940
Yeah. Did some jerk
just hit you with his car?

313
00:22:50,060 --> 00:22:51,820
That kind of bad time?

314
00:22:52,260 --> 00:22:54,020
No, I'll tell you what.
It's fine.

315
00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:55,940
Oh, me leg. OW.

316
00:22:56,780 --> 00:22:58,580
I mean,
you can't be expected to help

317
00:22:58,740 --> 00:23:00,620
every innocent
creature you wound.

318
00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:06,580
And I'm sorry if I dented your
bumper with my face and body.

319
00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:08,940
Do you want me to look
for some baby aspirin?

320
00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:12,100
No, no! You save it.
You might run over a baby.

321
00:23:12,180 --> 00:23:16,500
Just pray that sweet messenger
of death visits quickly.

322
00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:18,260
Is that the icy hand now?

323
00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:20,020
Okay, wait!

324
00:23:22,580 --> 00:23:26,980
On the off-chance that you're really
here and I'm not completely crazy,

325
00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:29,940
and I did run you
over and you're hurt...

326
00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:34,220
I guess you can stay.

327
00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:38,660
Thanks, mate. And I could bunk
down anywhere. Seriously.

328
00:23:38,740 --> 00:23:42,340
West wing, master suite,
guest bedroom. I'm not picky.

329
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:54,980
Right. Okay.
What's this space, then?

330
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:58,540
This is a place for you
to stay for the night.

331
00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:01,740
I'm not a car.
So why would I need to stay here?

332
00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:03,700
Look, it's not my house.

333
00:24:03,780 --> 00:24:06,220
I'm not even allowed to go
upstairs, and I'm human.

334
00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:09,860
Sorry. What are
the newspapers for?

335
00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:12,340
Because I'm not really a
voracious reader or anything.

336
00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:15,860
You know, you're an animal.
So, we all know animals...

337
00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:18,100
I understand.
I'll just sleep down here,

338
00:24:18,260 --> 00:24:20,340
among my poo and
pee like a pig.

339
00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:21,580
If you like,
you use it as well.

340
00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:23,380
Sorry.

341
00:24:23,820 --> 00:24:26,420
No, don't reproach yourself
for these medieval conditions.

342
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:28,580
Yeah, whatever.

343
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:34,420
I'm going to go to bed where,
hopefully, I've been all along.

344
00:24:35,820 --> 00:24:37,100
So, good night.

345
00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:41,540
Oh, okay,
I'll just stay here then.

346
00:24:41,900 --> 00:24:43,180
By myself.

347
00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:45,300
In the dark.

348
00:24:46,260 --> 00:24:48,740
With the door closed.

349
00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:55,620
Señor. Señor
I have news.

350
00:24:56,020 --> 00:24:58,260
Operations are
running at full capacity.

351
00:24:58,380 --> 00:25:01,940
With my supervision, we are
right on target for Easter.

352
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:04,580
Fine, fine.
But is there any report on my son?

353
00:25:04,660 --> 00:25:06,020
Yes, I have the report.

354
00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:09,300
The sun will be shining,
foggy times are lifting.

355
00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:11,940
Easter will be
clear sailing, señor.

356
00:25:12,140 --> 00:25:14,420
Not the sun.
My son, E.B.!

357
00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:17,460
That son.
Yes. I almost forget.

358
00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:20,980
The rabbit hole was used for an unscheduled
trip earlier this evening, sir!

359
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:24,100
What? You mean he ran away?

360
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:26,980
And at the height
of our busiest time.

361
00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:29,780
It's almost unforgivable.

362
00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:33,780
But how could he just take off like this?
It's just not like him.

363
00:25:36,420 --> 00:25:38,820
Please, señor.
Don't be too rash.

364
00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:41,060
It's way too
early to disown him.

365
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,700
But I wasn't going to...
Wait a minute. Are you hopping?

366
00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:46,100
Am I? I didn't notice.

367
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:48,580
It just comes
so naturally.

368
00:25:49,940 --> 00:25:54,100
Anyway, señor considering your
obvious distraction with this,

369
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:58,340
wouldn't it be wise to pass the mantle
to, I don't know, somebody else?

370
00:25:58,540 --> 00:25:59,540
Hmm.

371
00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:01,620
Let's see. It would have
to be someone you trust.

372
00:26:01,740 --> 00:26:04,500
Someone who is
comfortable giving orders.

373
00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:06,580
Phil! Keep doing that,
but do it faster!

374
00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:08,060
Faster. Gotcha.

375
00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:10,900
And stop dancing!
No dancing. Yes, sir.

376
00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:13,700
Carlos, you're right.

377
00:26:14,220 --> 00:26:15,380
I'm totally right.

378
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,100
Assemble
the Pink Berets at once!

379
00:26:17,620 --> 00:26:18,660
I'm sorry. What?

380
00:26:18,740 --> 00:26:20,100
We need to find E.B.

381
00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:21,700
The Pink Berets?

382
00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:25,620
But they're only to be used in a
situation of extreme emergency.

383
00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:29,540
This is pretty extreme, Carlos.
The Pink Berets will find E.B.

384
00:26:30,060 --> 00:26:31,060
They have to!

385
00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:34,380
You can't ignore me
forever, Senor Bunny.

386
00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:15,020
Freeze!

387
00:27:35,180 --> 00:27:38,740
Who's there? Is this the same guy?
Don't make me come down there.

388
00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:43,940
101 is blocked due
to an overturned tractor trailer

389
00:27:44,020 --> 00:27:45,420
at the Burbank entrance.

390
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,460
Weather is
a cool 72 degrees...

391
00:27:51,820 --> 00:27:52,820
Rabbit.

392
00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:02,260
Hello?

393
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:05,940
Talking rabbit?

394
00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:11,380
Okay. Wow.

395
00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:14,100
Dude, you are stressed.

396
00:28:17,820 --> 00:28:19,380
Hi, Fred O'Hare.

397
00:28:20,340 --> 00:28:22,300
Hey, Fred O'Hare.
Nice to meet you.

398
00:28:22,780 --> 00:28:25,580
I'm Fred O'Hare.
You need me for this job.

399
00:28:25,980 --> 00:28:27,500
You're going to
hire me for this job.

400
00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:34,580
Oh! The dogs. Right.

401
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,620
"Sam, until Daisy and Baby
are accustomed to you,

402
00:28:37,780 --> 00:28:40,700
"please wear the safety suit in the
hall closet when you feed them."

403
00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:42,140
Safety suit?

404
00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:44,940
Daisy! Baby! Come here.

405
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,500
Let's go.
I'm on a schedule here.

406
00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:51,860
Oh!

407
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:02,100
No!

408
00:29:06,940 --> 00:29:08,660
No! Heel! Sit! Sit!

409
00:29:15,540 --> 00:29:16,820
That's fine.

410
00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:18,620
Okay, it's all good.

411
00:29:29,620 --> 00:29:33,460
No, no, no!

412
00:29:46,380 --> 00:29:47,860
Look, Fred!
Can you believe it?

413
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:49,580
They've got
a drum kit in here.

414
00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:53,620
What do you think?
Never had one formal lesson!

415
00:29:56,220 --> 00:29:59,580
I am the Extreme Rock Master!

416
00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:03,140
I know what
you're thinking.

417
00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:04,220
No, you really don't.

418
00:30:04,340 --> 00:30:06,020
Hey, Fred, what's wrong?
You look a bit put out.

419
00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:08,300
Why are you still here?

420
00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:10,820
You can't be up here.
You're in the forbidden part of the house.

421
00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:12,100
Yeah, but so are you.

422
00:30:12,180 --> 00:30:14,820
Pick this up, man.
You've destroyed the place!

423
00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:17,340
I wouldn't say, "destroyed.
"I was just getting comfortable.

424
00:30:17,460 --> 00:30:20,540
What about your injury? Huh?
Your leg? You're hurt, right?

425
00:30:20,660 --> 00:30:24,020
Yeah, exactly. I needed a soft
bed in which to convalesce.

426
00:30:24,140 --> 00:30:26,140
Oh, I see. So, you climbed
a flight of stairs...

427
00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:28,980
Struggled up each stair is more like it.
Worth it, though.

428
00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:31,860
That Jacuzzi
loosened me right up.

429
00:30:32,180 --> 00:30:33,380
Jacuzzi?

430
00:30:35,060 --> 00:30:36,860
Oh, yeah. You might
want to turn it off.

431
00:30:37,140 --> 00:30:38,380
It was creating
a lot of bubbles.

432
00:30:38,540 --> 00:30:39,740
No!

433
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:44,980
My sister is
going to kill me!

434
00:30:45,140 --> 00:30:47,340
Don't worry.
We'll clean it up together,

435
00:30:47,420 --> 00:30:49,300
as soon as I've
beat my high score.

436
00:30:49,980 --> 00:30:53,460
Hey, Fred! Come on, your turn.
Pick up a guitar, mate.

437
00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:06,660
Fred, I think
we got off on the wrong foot.

438
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:08,940
You said some things,
I flooded some things.

439
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:11,380
Let's start over again.

440
00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:14,100
Fred? Why am I in a box?

441
00:31:14,620 --> 00:31:16,780
This seems like the sort of
thing a serial killer might do.

442
00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:19,380
Is this going
to be a surprise?

443
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:21,340
All right,
come on. Out.

444
00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:24,220
Oh! Are we
going for a hike?

445
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:26,940
Better! We're
releasing you into the wild.

446
00:31:27,060 --> 00:31:28,260
The wild?

447
00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:39,860
Oh, no, no, no. I'll just
stay with you, I think.

448
00:31:39,980 --> 00:31:42,260
This place seems to be
dominated by carnivores

449
00:31:42,420 --> 00:31:45,020
Get out. Let's go.
What are you doing?

450
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:46,820
You're going to leave me here?

451
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:49,020
Yeah, there's lots of rabbits out here.
You'll feel right at home.

452
00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:51,380
Fred, are we locked in
a destructive relationship?

453
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,500
Get out. Fred.
You're making a scene!

454
00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:54,740
Get out!

455
00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:57,780
Move along.

456
00:31:59,860 --> 00:32:01,780
Look, Fred.

457
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:05,620
Goodbye!
But I want to stay with you!

458
00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:08,980
Fred, please don't go.
I'm already late. So go away.

459
00:32:09,620 --> 00:32:11,020
Come on, man.

460
00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:14,220
Fred, mate.
I'll behave.

461
00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:16,500
I'll clean up my mess.
I'll do the dishes.

462
00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:18,260
Not your problem.
There are no dishes in the wild.

463
00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:22,260
No. Fred.
But I'm special.

464
00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:24,340
Well, we're all special.

465
00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:26,620
You're not getting it.

466
00:32:26,740 --> 00:32:28,980
I don't mean special as in,
"everybody's special."

467
00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:31,380
I mean, I'm really special.

468
00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:34,780
What're you doing?

469
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:37,500
See?

470
00:32:40,380 --> 00:32:41,540
Jelly beans?

471
00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:42,620
Mmm-hmm.

472
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:46,060
So what? So you talk
and you poop candy.

473
00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:47,180
Could you do it in
someone else's life?

474
00:32:47,260 --> 00:32:49,180
No, you're right.
It's not your concern.

475
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:52,940
And in two weeks, maybe you can
explain to the children of the world

476
00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:55,700
why they didn't get
their Easter baskets.

477
00:32:57,340 --> 00:32:58,540
Easter?

478
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:00,860
What, Easter?

479
00:33:13,140 --> 00:33:14,260
No way.

480
00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:19,100
Yes, Fred.
I am the Easter Bunny.

481
00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:23,380
Hop in.

482
00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:28,220
Yes! I knew it! I knew it.
I knew you were real. I knew it!

483
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:29,900
What are you talking about?
Of course I'm real.

484
00:33:29,980 --> 00:33:31,020
No.

485
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:33,660
When I was a kid,
I saw you on Easter morning.

486
00:33:34,260 --> 00:33:35,500
You did?
Yeah.

487
00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:38,420
That was you,
right?

488
00:33:39,020 --> 00:33:40,700
Absolutely. No question.

489
00:33:40,820 --> 00:33:43,140
Okay. Because you do look a
little different. Was it...

490
00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:45,660
I don't know, have you lost weight?
Or maybe it's the clothes.

491
00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:47,740
You're talking
about the old guy.

492
00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:50,740
Yeah. We got rid of him.
He didn't understand children. Ah.

493
00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:53,620
He didn't get that children
sometimes just want to drum.

494
00:33:54,060 --> 00:33:56,020
I mean, dream.
Sometimes they just want to dream.

495
00:33:56,140 --> 00:33:57,500
Children dream.

496
00:33:57,620 --> 00:34:00,060
Yeah. So he had to go,
anyway, this guy. Right.

497
00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:02,460
Well, it's a good thing
you got rid of him, then.

498
00:34:02,580 --> 00:34:03,620
Exactly.

499
00:34:03,700 --> 00:34:06,140
So... Wait a minute.
Why are you here now?

500
00:34:06,540 --> 00:34:09,060
Just doing a little last minute
recon for Easter deliveries.

501
00:34:09,140 --> 00:34:12,340
Finding ideal egg hiding locations.
There is one. That's perfect!

502
00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:14,700
Compiling a list of kids
with chocolate allergies.

503
00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:17,180
That kind of thing.
It's all very technical.

504
00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:18,420
I see.

505
00:34:19,380 --> 00:34:20,500
Okay.

506
00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:28,740
Oh, man. I'm really late.

507
00:34:28,820 --> 00:34:30,820
Late for what?
What are we doing?

508
00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:33,420
I have a job interview.
You're staying here.

509
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:36,220
But here is boring. Let me come with you.
I could be a job reference.

510
00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:38,500
Thank you, I appreciate that.
Look, I really need this job,

511
00:34:38,580 --> 00:34:40,620
and I don't think anyone there is
going to be able to handle you.

512
00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:43,540
I'm not sure I can handle you.
So, just do me a favor? Wait in the car.

513
00:34:45,140 --> 00:34:47,260
Fred, I don't want
to get your hopes up,

514
00:34:47,380 --> 00:34:49,740
but I think you're definitely
going to get this job.

515
00:34:50,060 --> 00:34:51,260
Be good.
Yes, sir.

516
00:34:51,420 --> 00:34:53,660
I'll stay here and
guard the vehicle.

517
00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:55,540
2UP Games.

518
00:34:56,020 --> 00:34:57,780
Yes, sir. I'll put
you through to Mr. Hill.

519
00:34:57,940 --> 00:35:00,620
Hi, I'm Fred O'Hare.
I'm here for a 10:30 with

520
00:35:02,780 --> 00:35:03,900
Mrs. Beck.

521
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,180
You're a half-hour late.

522
00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:06,780
I know. I called.

523
00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:08,460
That doesn't make
you any earlier.

524
00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:09,580
Uh-huh.

525
00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:12,420
You know, you're the first impression
people get when they walk in here.

526
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,420
In many ways, you are the
face of the company.

527
00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:18,140
Fill this Out.

528
00:35:18,540 --> 00:35:19,860
Yes, ma'am.

529
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:23,020
2UP Games.
Yes, sir. Can I help you?

530
00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:41,420
What is that alarming noise?

531
00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:43,220
Oh, no!

532
00:35:43,980 --> 00:35:45,460
Pink Berets!

533
00:36:11,980 --> 00:36:13,660
2UP Games. Please hold.

534
00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:15,380
I'm sorry, sir.
Who did you want to speak to?

535
00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:18,740
Fred.

536
00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:21,420
What are you doing here?
I told you to wait in the car!

537
00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:22,900
This is serious.
I really need your help!

538
00:36:23,020 --> 00:36:24,980
I need your help! You can't be here.
You've got to go!

539
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:26,220
Fred?
Yes.

540
00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:27,860
Get me out of here!

541
00:36:30,260 --> 00:36:31,300
Ah!

542
00:36:31,380 --> 00:36:32,580
Mrs. Beck.

543
00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:33,780
Yes.
How are you?

544
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:37,100
I'm well. I can't say that I'm that
impressed with your punctuality, though.

545
00:36:37,180 --> 00:36:39,060
Yeah, I have
half a dozen excuses.

546
00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:41,020
But I'm just going to go
with a straight apology.

547
00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:42,940
I'm really, really sorry.

548
00:36:43,060 --> 00:36:44,980
Okay. Clean slate, then.
Thank you.

549
00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:47,700
So, let's begin, Fred.
I'll show you inside.

550
00:36:51,180 --> 00:36:52,180
Whoa!

551
00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:58,140
So, recent
employment history.

552
00:36:58,260 --> 00:36:59,740
You haven't
worked in a year?

553
00:36:59,860 --> 00:37:01,500
Yeah, my parents
have moved in with me.

554
00:37:01,660 --> 00:37:04,060
That has sort of been a full-time job.
Mmm-hmm.

555
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:06,420
It's fine. It just gets in the
way of writing my novel, is all.

556
00:37:06,540 --> 00:37:08,180
You're writing a novel?
What is that about?

557
00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:12,420
It's about a crippled soldier who, in
the future, goes to another planet

558
00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:13,980
and he becomes
one of the indigenous people

559
00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:16,500
who are blue and
live in the forest.

560
00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:18,620
That's not Avatar?

561
00:37:19,540 --> 00:37:20,820
Not really.

562
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,740
So, why don't
we take a walk

563
00:37:23,860 --> 00:37:25,420
and I can tell you a little
bit about the company?

564
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:26,540
Okay.

565
00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:28,700
So, the good news is, we
tend to promote from within.

566
00:37:28,820 --> 00:37:30,980
But you'd be
starting in the mailroom.

567
00:37:31,060 --> 00:37:32,980
Mailroom.
Is that a problem?

568
00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:35,380
No, no, I love mail.
I get lots of mail.

569
00:37:35,540 --> 00:37:37,940
E- mail,
snail mail, chain mail.

570
00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:39,860
I am male.

571
00:37:40,180 --> 00:37:43,580
Speaking of mail, that's Cody.
Let me introduce you to him.

572
00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:47,180
He is being promoted to junior exec
and you would be replacing him.

573
00:37:47,260 --> 00:37:48,700
Wow. Congratulations.

574
00:37:48,820 --> 00:37:49,820
Question.

575
00:37:49,940 --> 00:37:52,060
I need 30 copies of something,
collated, stapled, bound

576
00:37:52,180 --> 00:37:53,660
and on my desk
by yesterday.

577
00:37:53,780 --> 00:37:55,220
What do you do?

578
00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:59,100
I would make 30 copies, and I
would do what you said with them.

579
00:38:03,260 --> 00:38:04,860
I smell potential.

580
00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:08,180
Oh, Mrs. Beck, I was wanting
to talk to you about my lunch.

581
00:38:09,140 --> 00:38:11,700
Fred. Fred!

582
00:38:11,900 --> 00:38:13,060
What is wrong with you?

583
00:38:13,140 --> 00:38:14,900
This is
an extreme emergency.

584
00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:16,780
You're ruining this for me.
You really need to go.

585
00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:18,580
You're right.
I'll create a diversion

586
00:38:18,740 --> 00:38:20,500
and we'll escape in
the ensuing chaos.

587
00:38:20,620 --> 00:38:21,660
E.B., no! Get back here!

588
00:38:21,780 --> 00:38:22,860
Fred?
Yeah.

589
00:38:22,940 --> 00:38:25,780
I got a good feeling about this place.
Where to next?

590
00:38:46,740 --> 00:38:49,780
Sounding good to me.
But where is Ricky?

591
00:38:49,980 --> 00:38:52,100
We need to put
a back beat behind that.

592
00:38:52,180 --> 00:38:53,180
A back beat.

593
00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:54,940
I think Ricky
went out for coffee.

594
00:38:59,180 --> 00:39:02,020
I guess he's back.
How you feeling, Ricky?

595
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:03,340
Yeah, I'm smashing.

596
00:39:03,420 --> 00:39:05,980
I mean, I'm fine.
I'm just fine, daddy-o.

597
00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:09,180
Well, then let's do it.

598
00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:31,380
Okay, so this our sport...

599
00:39:32,220 --> 00:39:33,260
Oh.

600
00:39:33,780 --> 00:39:36,140
This is our sports-game
motion-capture studio.

601
00:39:36,220 --> 00:39:37,260
Mmm-hmm.

602
00:39:37,620 --> 00:39:38,900
In here?
Yeah.

603
00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:42,860
Ah!
Hockey.

604
00:39:43,220 --> 00:39:44,500
It's golf.

605
00:39:44,620 --> 00:39:47,740
And this is our sound recording
studio for our music games.

606
00:39:47,860 --> 00:39:50,820
We've done Extreme Rock
Master; Extreme Jazz Master;

607
00:39:50,900 --> 00:39:53,460
and now we're doing
Extreme Blues Master.

608
00:39:53,620 --> 00:39:55,540
Sounds like a cool idea.

609
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:59,500
Whoa,
you got the Blind Boys of...

610
00:40:04,340 --> 00:40:07,100
Quit it!
I'm going to kill you so bad! Get out!

611
00:40:07,220 --> 00:40:09,060
Okay, Fred,
let's try and keep moving...

612
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,860
I'm all of a sudden not
feeling so good. Oh.

613
00:40:12,020 --> 00:40:13,740
Do you have a restroom?
Yeah.

614
00:40:13,820 --> 00:40:14,860
Where is that?

615
00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:35,020
That was brilliant!

616
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:37,340
I mean, that was tight.

617
00:40:37,780 --> 00:40:41,980
Sounded all right.
But I know my drummer when I hear him.

618
00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:44,020
So, who are you, boy?

619
00:40:44,140 --> 00:40:47,380
Okay, I admit it. I'm not a blues man.
My name is E.B.

620
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:49,100
I'm just some
guy off the street

621
00:40:49,260 --> 00:40:50,900
with two sticks of
wood and a dream.

622
00:40:51,060 --> 00:40:52,300
I understand if
you throw me out.

623
00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:53,780
I get it if you don't
want to give me a break.

624
00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:55,380
Hey, slow down, friend.

625
00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:59,420
You know, we have a buddy who is
always on the lookout for new talent.

626
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:03,740
And the man is a genius.
He is the godfather of entertainment.

627
00:41:03,860 --> 00:41:05,300
And he's having
auditions tomorrow.

628
00:41:05,620 --> 00:41:08,620
The Hoff?
You mean he can help me?

629
00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:09,900
If he like you.

630
00:41:09,980 --> 00:41:12,340
Wow. Thanks, Blind Boys.

631
00:41:12,660 --> 00:41:14,140
Good luck, little rabbit.

632
00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:17,420
Wait,
how did you know I was...

633
00:41:17,740 --> 00:41:18,740
Mmm!

634
00:41:18,900 --> 00:41:20,300
Clever gents.

635
00:41:21,460 --> 00:41:23,180
So, Fred, how'd it go?

636
00:41:23,260 --> 00:41:24,820
Don't say a word.

637
00:41:33,820 --> 00:41:35,420
Can I get a little
clarification, here?

638
00:41:35,540 --> 00:41:36,940
Is this what
the Easter Bunny does now?

639
00:41:37,020 --> 00:41:39,060
He just goes house to house,
messing up people's lives?

640
00:41:39,180 --> 00:41:40,660
Well, that
is just hurtful.

641
00:41:40,780 --> 00:41:42,900
Besides, you're
selling yourself short.

642
00:41:43,020 --> 00:41:45,100
They were going to
shove you in the mail room.

643
00:41:45,180 --> 00:41:47,260
Well, excuse me, but I happen to
think you're better than that.

644
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:49,500
You don't Know me, okay?
We just met.

645
00:41:49,620 --> 00:41:53,500
I can tell. You give off this
aura of untapped potential.

646
00:41:54,420 --> 00:41:55,500
I do?

647
00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:58,580
Don't pull that with me, rabbit, okay?
I'm too smart for you.

648
00:41:58,700 --> 00:42:00,260
But, Fred, I'm serious.

649
00:42:00,340 --> 00:42:02,900
You're destined to do something great.
I just know it.

650
00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:04,220
I've heard that one before.

651
00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:06,300
You'll find an awesome job.

652
00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:08,500
Hey. Look, what about this?

653
00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:10,220
Dog walker?
No.

654
00:42:10,420 --> 00:42:11,860
TSA Officer?
No.

655
00:42:12,180 --> 00:42:14,340
What about this one?
It looks exciting.

656
00:42:14,420 --> 00:42:17,100
Wind in your hair,
hot babe on your arm.

657
00:42:17,460 --> 00:42:18,860
That's a car ad.

658
00:42:19,060 --> 00:42:21,300
You should buy that car, then.

659
00:42:28,820 --> 00:42:31,380
Ah! Señor.
How you doing, jefe?

660
00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:33,620
Am I disturbing?

661
00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:37,300
It's never been
this quiet in here.

662
00:42:37,620 --> 00:42:38,980
Yeah, it's so depressing.

663
00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:41,980
You should clear this out.
Make a new den or a clubhouse.

664
00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:44,660
Like a man-cave!
It'll be fun.

665
00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:47,540
I called his
dreams ridiculous.

666
00:42:48,380 --> 00:42:49,780
What kind of
father does that?

667
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:51,100
No, no, señor.

668
00:42:51,220 --> 00:42:53,660
I will not permit you
to beat yourself up over this.

669
00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:56,660
Anybody would be lucky
to have a father such as you.

670
00:42:56,820 --> 00:42:58,940
Thank you, Carlos.
I miss him.

671
00:42:59,060 --> 00:43:00,380
Me, too, señor.

672
00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:03,020
A son is very
difficult to replace.

673
00:43:04,180 --> 00:43:07,220
Difficult, but
not impossible.

674
00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:10,460
Carlos...

675
00:43:10,620 --> 00:43:12,540
What the...
What's that on your head?

676
00:43:12,820 --> 00:43:14,740
What? My new earmuffs?

677
00:43:15,060 --> 00:43:17,940
It's a cold spring
this year, you know? Brr!

678
00:43:18,740 --> 00:43:19,740
Oh.

679
00:43:19,860 --> 00:43:21,780
Anyway, what am I going to do?

680
00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:23,540
I know,
how can you deliver Easter

681
00:43:23,660 --> 00:43:26,540
with this tremendous burden
on your old, frail shoulders?

682
00:43:26,620 --> 00:43:28,540
Hey, hey, hey, easy
with the "old."

683
00:43:28,660 --> 00:43:30,580
No, I'm just saying,
like, compared to me.

684
00:43:30,740 --> 00:43:33,260
Surely you're not thinking
of making the trip yourself?

685
00:43:33,340 --> 00:43:34,340
What choice
do we have?

686
00:43:34,420 --> 00:43:36,380
We can improvise. I mean...

687
00:43:36,980 --> 00:43:40,460
Does it even have to be a bunny?
What?

688
00:43:40,540 --> 00:43:43,580
I suppose,
given these troubled times,

689
00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:47,180
even a humble
chick could do the job.

690
00:43:50,260 --> 00:43:51,380
Really, Carlos.

691
00:43:53,260 --> 00:43:55,540
Wow. I mean,
that is funny.

692
00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:57,780
Can you imagine that?
A chick delivering Easter?

693
00:43:57,940 --> 00:43:59,060
That's ridiculous.

694
00:43:59,260 --> 00:44:00,580
Oh, dear me.

695
00:44:00,660 --> 00:44:02,980
But I appreciate you trying
to cheer me up, though.

696
00:44:03,060 --> 00:44:05,900
Please. It is my pleasure
to amuse you, señor.

697
00:44:05,980 --> 00:44:07,980
A chick delivering...

698
00:44:16,940 --> 00:44:19,220
Fred, I was wondering if...

699
00:44:19,340 --> 00:44:21,020
Are you doing
anything tomorrow?

700
00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:24,060
Tomorrow I get to start my new
job at the video game company.

701
00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:26,740
Wait a second.
No, that didn't work out.

702
00:44:26,860 --> 00:44:28,820
I know. I know.
I'm sorry about that.

703
00:44:28,980 --> 00:44:32,180
But do you know what?
Every cloud has a silver lining.

704
00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:35,540
And behold this
silver lining, Fred!

705
00:44:38,620 --> 00:44:39,620
The Hoff?

706
00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:41,340
Yes, please.
I just need a ride.

707
00:44:41,460 --> 00:44:42,420
Mmm.

708
00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:44,060
No.
Come on, Fred.

709
00:44:44,180 --> 00:44:47,060
This is my one big chance.
I'll do anything.

710
00:44:47,700 --> 00:44:49,620
Even get out of your life.

711
00:44:53,300 --> 00:44:56,660
I take you to Hoff Knows Talent,
and that's it, we're done.

712
00:44:56,780 --> 00:44:58,460
Bunny's honor.

713
00:44:58,580 --> 00:44:59,580
Right here, mate.

714
00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:01,380
It's okay.
A verbal agreement is fine.

715
00:45:01,460 --> 00:45:03,300
Now, you realize,
you can't talk.

716
00:45:03,380 --> 00:45:04,820
No. I can.

717
00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:07,900
No, what I mean is,
you shouldn't talk.

718
00:45:08,020 --> 00:45:09,500
What? Like, ever?

719
00:45:09,620 --> 00:45:10,780
Yeah,
"ever" would be wonderful.

720
00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:12,820
But from now on, especially
not in front of other people.

721
00:45:13,100 --> 00:45:14,940
They might freak out and
want to dissect your brain.

722
00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:16,860
Dissect? That's
a bit extreme.

723
00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:18,940
There's an easy explanation
as to why I can talk.

724
00:45:19,060 --> 00:45:20,780
It's a simple combination
of cuteness and magic.

725
00:45:20,860 --> 00:45:23,180
Okay. Here we go. One BLT.

726
00:45:23,260 --> 00:45:26,980
And one order of carrot cake a
la mode, topped with, quote,

727
00:45:27,060 --> 00:45:29,940
Whatever candy you have laying
around back there. Unquote.

728
00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:31,420
Uh, excuse me.

729
00:45:32,340 --> 00:45:33,500
Is that a cough drop?

730
00:45:33,620 --> 00:45:36,660
Yeah. It's cherry.
It counts.

731
00:45:36,820 --> 00:45:38,620
It's a peculiar garnish.

732
00:45:38,740 --> 00:45:40,380
Can I get some
chocolate syrup?

733
00:45:41,340 --> 00:45:42,700
Sure, doll.

734
00:45:43,260 --> 00:45:44,660
Thanks, love.

735
00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:49,300
It seems my brain is
still intact, Fred.

736
00:45:50,620 --> 00:45:52,380
Fred,
I've just had an idea.

737
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:55,780
When I'm a famous rock star, I'm going
to buy a mansion just like this

738
00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:59,060
and make you sleep in the garage
in a topsy-turvy switcheroo.

739
00:45:59,140 --> 00:46:01,780
What do you think?
Oh, man. My sister is here.

740
00:46:01,940 --> 00:46:03,220
You never told me
you had a sister.

741
00:46:03,540 --> 00:46:05,900
There's still so much we don't
Know about each other, Fred.

742
00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:07,500
If she goes upstairs,
I'm dead.

743
00:46:07,580 --> 00:46:08,820
Why?
Why?

744
00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:09,940
Let me take you
back to this morning

745
00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:11,700
when you flooded the bathroom
and you trashed the bedroom.

746
00:46:11,780 --> 00:46:12,780
You remember that?

747
00:46:12,860 --> 00:46:15,740
Fred, leave this to me.
I'll smooth it out with her. Ow!

748
00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:17,780
Hey!
Look at me.

749
00:46:19,380 --> 00:46:21,620
One word out of you, and it's
rabbit season. You got it?

750
00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:24,500
Okay, I'm going to
run interference.

751
00:46:24,580 --> 00:46:26,340
I need you to sneak upstairs
and clean up, quietly!

752
00:46:30,980 --> 00:46:32,020
Sam!
Hi!

753
00:46:32,100 --> 00:46:34,980
Hey, it's not a good time for me right now.
I was just leaving.

754
00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:36,340
But you just got here.

755
00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:38,420
I know, right?

756
00:46:39,620 --> 00:46:41,340
Hey, what are these?
Oh!

757
00:46:41,780 --> 00:46:44,340
There you are.
Mmm!

758
00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:46,380
I'm on this North Beach diet.
It's carrots only.

759
00:46:46,460 --> 00:46:48,020
That is why they're
all over the house.

760
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:49,780
I was going to
clean them up, though.

761
00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:52,500
Okay, Fred, how did the
interview go? Yes?

762
00:46:52,580 --> 00:46:54,980
Oh! Thank you for asking.
Amazing! I aced it.

763
00:46:55,060 --> 00:46:56,060
Really?
Yeah.

764
00:46:56,180 --> 00:46:57,180
No way!

765
00:46:57,300 --> 00:46:58,580
Why are you so surprised?

766
00:46:58,660 --> 00:47:00,540
Fred, that's awesome!
Place could use me, too.

767
00:47:00,660 --> 00:47:03,380
Don't get me wrong, it was great.
It was good.

768
00:47:03,860 --> 00:47:04,860
It was all right.

769
00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:08,140
I just... I don't know if it was for me, really.
It just didn't gel.

770
00:47:08,220 --> 00:47:10,780
Something felt a little off
about the whole thing.

771
00:47:10,860 --> 00:47:12,180
I didn't get it.

772
00:47:12,620 --> 00:47:14,500
Oh! What? What happened?

773
00:47:14,580 --> 00:47:18,020
It's kind of hard to pinpoint
any one specific thing.

774
00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:19,900
Oh, Fred.

775
00:47:20,020 --> 00:47:22,380
I know. I know. I'm sorry.

776
00:47:26,220 --> 00:47:27,260
What is that?

777
00:47:27,740 --> 00:47:30,380
I wouldn't know because I'm
not allowed to go up there.

778
00:47:30,460 --> 00:47:32,740
And I haven't
been up there once.

779
00:47:33,140 --> 00:47:34,860
Hmm. Okay.

780
00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:39,420
Sam, no, you're not allowed up there, either.
Don't go up there!

781
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:41,380
Sam, I'm begging you!

782
00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:43,420
I can explain.

783
00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:48,740
Oh, my God!
Look at this.

784
00:47:59,100 --> 00:48:02,300
Look how cute this
stuffed bunny is!

785
00:48:02,540 --> 00:48:05,420
Wow! Yeah. Oh.

786
00:48:05,860 --> 00:48:07,300
So cute!
Isn't he?

787
00:48:07,380 --> 00:48:09,100
Yeah, you know what?
Maybe we shouldn't be playing with him

788
00:48:09,180 --> 00:48:11,660
because we're not really supposed to
be up here in the first place. So...

789
00:48:11,740 --> 00:48:13,460
He's just so lifelike.

790
00:48:13,540 --> 00:48:14,820
You think?

791
00:48:14,900 --> 00:48:16,260
It's a little
freaky-looking to me.

792
00:48:18,460 --> 00:48:21,460
Oh! Oh, he's so soft!

793
00:48:21,740 --> 00:48:24,340
And cute, and cuddly,

794
00:48:26,020 --> 00:48:28,060
and warm.

795
00:48:28,300 --> 00:48:29,500
Okay!

796
00:48:29,580 --> 00:48:31,860
Why don't we put him back before
things get uncomfortable?

797
00:48:31,940 --> 00:48:33,420
No, I'm not uncomfortable.

798
00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:35,540
Well, I'm uncomfortable because
I'm looking after the house

799
00:48:35,660 --> 00:48:37,380
and it's my responsibility.

800
00:48:39,420 --> 00:48:40,860
There we are.

801
00:48:41,020 --> 00:48:42,300
All right.

802
00:48:42,580 --> 00:48:43,900
Oh, my God!

803
00:48:45,980 --> 00:48:48,820
Wow! Look at that.
He's a wind-up toy.

804
00:48:48,900 --> 00:48:50,940
That is so adorable!

805
00:48:51,020 --> 00:48:52,940
Yeah, I think
he might be broken.

806
00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:55,460
Yeah, you're a broken
little guy, aren't you?

807
00:49:02,820 --> 00:49:03,820
Hey... Ow!

808
00:49:06,260 --> 00:49:08,860
Fred, I am really
worried about you.

809
00:49:09,340 --> 00:49:10,340
Hmm!

810
00:49:11,460 --> 00:49:12,900
Don't eat that.

811
00:49:13,380 --> 00:49:15,140
You might not like the flavor.

812
00:49:15,460 --> 00:49:16,780
Fred, relax.

813
00:49:19,940 --> 00:49:20,940
Watermelon.

814
00:49:22,180 --> 00:49:23,180
Can we go?

815
00:49:23,580 --> 00:49:26,580
Look, Sam, I don't want you to worry, okay?
I'll get something.

816
00:49:26,660 --> 00:49:29,220
Look, Fred, I just thought it would
make tomorrow night a lot easier

817
00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:31,580
if you could tell Mom and Dad
that you had a job.

818
00:49:31,660 --> 00:49:33,620
Whoa! What's
tomorrow night?

819
00:49:33,700 --> 00:49:35,940
Alex's play! The one she's
been talking about for weeks.

820
00:49:36,020 --> 00:49:37,340
Oh, that is easy.
I'm not going.

821
00:49:37,420 --> 00:49:40,140
Oh, yeah, you are.
Fred, come on, she's your sister.

822
00:49:40,300 --> 00:49:41,460
All right.

823
00:49:41,540 --> 00:49:43,100
Wear something nice.
I'll wear something nice.

824
00:49:43,180 --> 00:49:44,220
7:00.
7:00.

825
00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:45,300
Don't forget, I love you.
I love you.

826
00:49:45,380 --> 00:49:47,180
Put gas in your car. 7:00.
Bye.

827
00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:50,740
Nice. Is she
seeing anyone?

828
00:49:51,860 --> 00:49:54,060
No, she's single, and she's
looking for a rabbit.

829
00:50:13,940 --> 00:50:16,780
Wow! There's a lot
of people here, Fred.

830
00:50:17,460 --> 00:50:19,220
Way more than I imagined.

831
00:50:19,340 --> 00:50:20,340
You nervous?

832
00:50:20,580 --> 00:50:22,020
Well, a little.

833
00:50:22,100 --> 00:50:23,220
It's just...

834
00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:25,860
I'm starting to
feel a bit sick, Fred.

835
00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:28,900
I've never actually played
in front of anybody.

836
00:50:28,980 --> 00:50:30,740
Come on. This could be
your big opportunity.

837
00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:32,980
I know it's my big chance,
but what if I blow it?

838
00:50:33,060 --> 00:50:34,740
Relax. I'll give you
a good intro.

839
00:50:34,860 --> 00:50:36,580
I'll set you up,
you knock them down.

840
00:50:36,660 --> 00:50:37,700
Yeah?
Yeah.

841
00:50:37,780 --> 00:50:38,900
Really?
Mmm-hmm.

842
00:50:39,140 --> 00:50:41,300
Thank you, Fred.
No problem.

843
00:50:41,780 --> 00:50:44,580
Now, if you could please remove
your claws from my shoulder.

844
00:50:44,660 --> 00:50:46,100
Sorry about that.
That's my nerves.

845
00:50:46,180 --> 00:50:47,340
Thanks.

846
00:50:53,940 --> 00:50:55,380
Thank you.

847
00:50:55,460 --> 00:50:56,500
Next.

848
00:51:00,180 --> 00:51:01,140
Next.

849
00:51:07,860 --> 00:51:08,940
Next.

850
00:51:14,260 --> 00:51:15,340
Next.

851
00:51:16,780 --> 00:51:17,780
Mr. Hasselhoff.

852
00:51:17,940 --> 00:51:18,980
Yes.

853
00:51:19,060 --> 00:51:20,020
May I call you The Hoff?

854
00:51:20,140 --> 00:51:21,140
Yes.
Fantastic.

855
00:51:21,740 --> 00:51:24,500
Sir, I realize that
you have seen it all.

856
00:51:25,420 --> 00:51:26,660
But this...

857
00:51:26,740 --> 00:51:29,780
This will stretch the limits
of even your vast experience.

858
00:51:30,380 --> 00:51:33,620
What you're about to
see will mystify you.

859
00:51:33,900 --> 00:51:36,260
It will challenge
the very scope...

860
00:51:36,340 --> 00:51:38,860
Cut to the chase, my friend.

861
00:51:39,380 --> 00:51:41,460
Okay. Uh...

862
00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:44,980
I give you E.B.

863
00:51:53,980 --> 00:51:55,020
Come on, let's drum.

864
00:52:41,260 --> 00:52:44,180
Stop! Stop!
Stop, stop.

865
00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:46,180
I don't want to hear anymore.

866
00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:49,780
Come on! Mr. Hoff, we've been waiting all day.
Give the guy a chance.

867
00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:51,540
I gave him a chance.

868
00:52:51,820 --> 00:52:53,420
I didn't like it.

869
00:52:55,180 --> 00:52:56,620
I loved it!

870
00:52:57,140 --> 00:52:59,060
Woohoo!
Yes!

871
00:52:59,340 --> 00:53:02,580
Hoff knows talent,
and that rabbit's got talent!

872
00:53:02,900 --> 00:53:04,700
Thank you, David Hasselhoff!

873
00:53:04,820 --> 00:53:06,420
I will not let you down.

874
00:53:06,540 --> 00:53:10,100
This is a golden opportunity and
one I intend to realize fully!

875
00:53:10,580 --> 00:53:11,700
Hey, wait.

876
00:53:11,820 --> 00:53:13,620
You're not surprised
that I'm a talking rabbit.

877
00:53:13,740 --> 00:53:17,340
Little man, my best
friend's a talking car.

878
00:53:21,100 --> 00:53:24,380
Can you make it to a live taping
of the show Saturday night?

879
00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:25,940
I'll send a limo.

880
00:53:26,420 --> 00:53:27,980
Did you hear him?
Did you hear The Hoff?

881
00:53:28,060 --> 00:53:29,220
I'm on my way, Fred!

882
00:53:29,300 --> 00:53:31,100
It sounds like
The Hoff really dug you.

883
00:53:31,220 --> 00:53:34,060
I mean, he is a good actor,
but I think he was sincere.

884
00:53:34,580 --> 00:53:36,860
Thanks, mate. And don't think
I've forgotten our deal.

885
00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:38,660
You've done your part.

886
00:53:38,740 --> 00:53:41,140
And now I'm ready to
get out of your life.

887
00:53:42,740 --> 00:53:45,300
Good. Yeah, good.

888
00:53:46,740 --> 00:53:49,620
We've had some good times, eh?
Haven't we, Fred?

889
00:53:50,460 --> 00:53:52,340
Yeah, there were a few.

890
00:53:52,820 --> 00:53:55,060
You validated my
whole childhood dream.

891
00:53:55,140 --> 00:53:56,900
And then, what else?

892
00:53:58,740 --> 00:54:00,740
Let me think.
Good times.

893
00:54:01,220 --> 00:54:03,580
Well, maybe just one good time.
But the main thing is

894
00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:06,660
I got to meet the guy
on my second grade lunchbox.

895
00:54:07,100 --> 00:54:08,660
Hasselhoff, wow!

896
00:54:10,620 --> 00:54:11,700
E.B.?

897
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:14,580
E.B.?

898
00:54:17,540 --> 00:54:18,740
E.B.?

899
00:54:19,220 --> 00:54:20,660
Psst! Fred!

900
00:54:20,980 --> 00:54:21,980
What are you doing?

901
00:54:22,180 --> 00:54:24,100
Pink Berets.
Pink what?

902
00:54:24,180 --> 00:54:25,660
Pink Berets.

903
00:54:26,140 --> 00:54:28,060
There is nobody here.
Oh yes, there is.

904
00:54:28,180 --> 00:54:30,260
If they see me, they'll take
me back to Easter Island

905
00:54:30,340 --> 00:54:32,540
and I'll never get
my chance to drum!

906
00:54:32,660 --> 00:54:34,980
Pink Berets? Huh?
Sounds super fierce.

907
00:54:35,060 --> 00:54:36,660
Don't be fooled by
their adorable name.

908
00:54:36,740 --> 00:54:39,540
They're the Easter
Bunny's Royal Guard!

909
00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:44,700
But you're the Easter Bunny!
Aren't you?

910
00:54:44,820 --> 00:54:46,620
Of course I am, technically.

911
00:54:46,740 --> 00:54:47,700
What do you mean,
"technically"?

912
00:54:47,780 --> 00:54:49,780
I'll explain later.
Just get in the car.

913
00:54:56,180 --> 00:54:59,940
Look, I was supposed to take
over this year, but I ran away.

914
00:55:00,660 --> 00:55:02,340
What are you, crazy?

915
00:55:02,580 --> 00:55:03,740
Who wouldn't want to
be the Easter Bunny?

916
00:55:03,860 --> 00:55:05,060
That's, like,
the greatest job ever!

917
00:55:05,140 --> 00:55:08,100
Yeah, you'd think so.
But it's what my dad wants, not me.

918
00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:11,620
He expects so much.
What's left for me to do but let him down?

919
00:55:12,020 --> 00:55:13,380
Sounds familiar.

920
00:55:13,980 --> 00:55:16,020
Sometimes fathers
just don't get it.

921
00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:18,580
He told me I only
ever think of myself.

922
00:55:18,660 --> 00:55:20,580
Other times, they hit the
nail right on the head.

923
00:55:20,660 --> 00:55:22,020
Come on, Fred.

924
00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:24,020
I know we said we'd go
our own separate ways,

925
00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:25,620
but please,
you've got to protect me.

926
00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:26,740
Look, I'm sorry,

927
00:55:26,820 --> 00:55:28,580
but I can't really
leave you places,

928
00:55:28,740 --> 00:55:30,540
I can't really
take you places.

929
00:55:30,620 --> 00:55:32,180
And I've got to go to
my sister's play tonight.

930
00:55:32,260 --> 00:55:34,300
Oh, I like plays.

931
00:55:35,620 --> 00:55:37,420
We should go see a play
that my sister's not in

932
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:39,060
and that my family will
not be attending.

933
00:55:40,020 --> 00:55:41,460
I understand.

934
00:55:41,620 --> 00:55:44,980
Just drop me off at the bus station.
I'm sure I'll be fine.

935
00:55:45,780 --> 00:55:47,900
I could be one of
those street drummers,

936
00:55:48,020 --> 00:55:49,620
with a bucket!

937
00:55:58,580 --> 00:56:00,500
Hi. How you doing?
Good.

938
00:56:00,820 --> 00:56:02,660
Who's your kid playing?
An egg.

939
00:56:02,740 --> 00:56:04,260
An egg?
Yeah.

940
00:56:04,340 --> 00:56:06,140
Wow, that's something.

941
00:56:06,220 --> 00:56:08,620
My kid is the Easter Bunny.

942
00:56:10,220 --> 00:56:12,420
The one that
makes it all happen.

943
00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:14,900
All right, Dad, all the roles
are equally important.

944
00:56:15,220 --> 00:56:16,580
Sure, sure.

945
00:56:16,660 --> 00:56:17,660
Fred!

946
00:56:17,740 --> 00:56:19,940
Please get to your seats.
The play is about to begin.

947
00:56:20,020 --> 00:56:21,860
Hey, guys. Mom, Dad.

948
00:56:30,620 --> 00:56:33,260
Here comes Peter Cottontail

949
00:56:33,340 --> 00:56:35,620
Hopping down the bunny trail

950
00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:40,180
Hippity hoppity,
Easter's on its way

951
00:56:40,980 --> 00:56:44,580
Bringing every girl and boy
Baskets full of Easter joy

952
00:56:44,660 --> 00:56:46,900
Ugh! What is that
dreadful sound?

953
00:56:53,540 --> 00:56:54,940
Oh, no! They found me!

954
00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:57,660
Run for it!
It's the Pink Berets!

955
00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:09,700
Oh! Never mind, everyone.
False alarm.

956
00:57:09,780 --> 00:57:11,940
Please continue with
your awful singing.

957
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:14,980
How did that
rabbit just talk?

958
00:57:16,260 --> 00:57:17,260
Um...

959
00:57:17,940 --> 00:57:20,420
Fred has been
studying ventriloquism.

960
00:57:22,620 --> 00:57:26,820
Yeah! I might
do it professionally.

961
00:57:26,980 --> 00:57:27,980
Woohoo!

962
00:57:29,860 --> 00:57:31,420
You're being ridiculous.
Stop it! Sit down!

963
00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:33,100
You should be
nicer to your son.

964
00:57:33,180 --> 00:57:34,660
It's just a thought.

965
00:57:36,740 --> 00:57:39,420
Who wants to hear a song?
We'd love to sing a song for you.

966
00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:41,620
No, we wouldn't.

967
00:57:41,700 --> 00:57:44,260
Stop making a fool
of yourself! Sit down!

968
00:57:44,740 --> 00:57:45,740
Absolutely.

969
00:57:45,820 --> 00:57:47,860
I want candy

970
00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:52,260
I want candy

971
00:57:53,380 --> 00:57:54,420
Take it, kids.

972
00:57:58,860 --> 00:58:00,940
I know a girl
who's tough but sweet

973
00:58:03,300 --> 00:58:05,540
She's so fine
she can't be beat

974
00:58:07,940 --> 00:58:10,260
She's got everything I desire

975
00:58:10,340 --> 00:58:11,380
He's really good!

976
00:58:11,500 --> 00:58:12,500
I can see his lips move.

977
00:58:12,580 --> 00:58:14,900
Sets the summer sun on fire

978
00:58:16,900 --> 00:58:19,220
I want candy

979
00:58:21,420 --> 00:58:23,380
I want candy!

980
00:58:24,580 --> 00:58:26,020
Just the proud moms now.

981
00:58:26,100 --> 00:58:28,180
I want candy

982
00:58:29,140 --> 00:58:30,420
Now the grumpy dads.

983
00:58:30,540 --> 00:58:32,740
I want candy

984
00:58:35,060 --> 00:58:37,060
All I want is your candy

985
00:58:39,460 --> 00:58:40,740
All I want is your...

986
00:58:40,820 --> 00:58:43,340
Chewy

987
00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:45,060
Fun to eat

988
00:58:45,140 --> 00:58:46,180
So darn sweet

989
00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:52,460
Candy

990
00:58:56,340 --> 00:58:58,340
We're a hit!
They love us!

991
00:59:05,420 --> 00:59:06,420
Here.

992
00:59:07,140 --> 00:59:08,820
Are those for me?
Mmm-hmm.

993
00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:11,020
Thank you. So sweet.

994
00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:14,020
Alex. Good job tonight!

995
00:59:14,220 --> 00:59:16,020
Wasn't she
a good Easter Bunny?

996
00:59:16,100 --> 00:59:17,940
Jerk!

997
00:59:19,660 --> 00:59:22,340
Oh! Hey, Dad.
I was just leaving.

998
00:59:22,420 --> 00:59:26,180
Fred, seems like we made quite an
impression on you the other night.

999
00:59:26,260 --> 00:59:27,380
Is this your new career?

1000
00:59:27,460 --> 00:59:29,860
Upstaging grade-schoolers with
your ventriloquist puppet?

1001
00:59:29,940 --> 00:59:32,660
No, no, I got lots of
other stuff going on.

1002
00:59:32,780 --> 00:59:33,780
Yeah.

1003
00:59:35,980 --> 00:59:37,380
There it is.
What?

1004
00:59:37,460 --> 00:59:40,660
That look. The complete and
utterly disappointed look.

1005
00:59:40,740 --> 00:59:41,940
Well, I'm sorry, Fred,

1006
00:59:42,020 --> 00:59:44,740
but can you give me just,
I don't know,

1007
00:59:45,580 --> 00:59:48,180
one reason not to
be disappointed?

1008
00:59:48,260 --> 00:59:49,420
Well...

1009
00:59:49,580 --> 00:59:51,700
Just one.
Yeah.

1010
00:59:59,220 --> 01:00:00,300
Fred?

1011
01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:03,900
Fred, where'd you go?

1012
01:00:04,020 --> 01:00:05,700
Yeah, I'm right here.

1013
01:00:05,780 --> 01:00:10,500
I just remembered I have a really
great solid lead, actually.

1014
01:00:10,620 --> 01:00:12,020
You do?
Yeah, a great job.

1015
01:00:12,060 --> 01:00:13,540
Tell me about it.
I can't really tell you about it.

1016
01:00:13,620 --> 01:00:14,940
But it's big.
You're going to love it.

1017
01:00:16,660 --> 01:00:18,220
It's really big!

1018
01:00:20,340 --> 01:00:22,820
Hey, what's with the "Mr.
Serious" all of a sudden?

1019
01:00:22,900 --> 01:00:24,940
Wait, is this where you tell me
you want to see other rabbits?

1020
01:00:25,020 --> 01:00:27,180
Because I'm
open-minded, Fred.

1021
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:32,820
E.B., I have
the most amazing idea.

1022
01:00:34,260 --> 01:00:35,700
When I was a kid,
I told everyone

1023
01:00:35,860 --> 01:00:37,220
that I saw
the Easter Bunny, right?

1024
01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:38,740
No one believed me,

1025
01:00:39,700 --> 01:00:41,140
even though

1026
01:00:42,380 --> 01:00:43,860
he left me this.

1027
01:00:44,340 --> 01:00:47,540
This chocolate bunny,
which I kept.

1028
01:00:48,340 --> 01:00:49,420
Oh, dear.

1029
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:52,780
And tonight, it just hit me.

1030
01:00:54,380 --> 01:00:56,780
I realized that it was
my destiny to see him.

1031
01:00:56,940 --> 01:00:59,380
Just like it was my
destiny to meet you.

1032
01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:01,380
It's all been
leading up to this.

1033
01:01:01,460 --> 01:01:02,460
Up to what?

1034
01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:04,540
You don't want to be
the Easter Bunny, right?

1035
01:01:04,660 --> 01:01:06,100
I know who can
take your place.

1036
01:01:06,260 --> 01:01:07,220
Who?

1037
01:01:08,140 --> 01:01:09,140
Me!

1038
01:01:10,380 --> 01:01:13,140
I'm sorry, Fred. Would you mind
repeating that in my good ear?

1039
01:01:15,060 --> 01:01:17,260
I want to be the Easter Bunny.

1040
01:01:18,740 --> 01:01:19,780
What was that for?

1041
01:01:19,860 --> 01:01:21,700
That is for people
who have gone loony!

1042
01:01:21,780 --> 01:01:23,700
A human Easter Bunny?

1043
01:01:23,820 --> 01:01:25,900
Come on, Fred!
It doesn't make sense.

1044
01:01:25,980 --> 01:01:28,180
A bunny makes no sense.
You deliver eggs.

1045
01:01:28,700 --> 01:01:30,460
If you wanna get all logical,
bring logic into this,

1046
01:01:30,580 --> 01:01:31,580
you should be
an Easter Chicken.

1047
01:01:31,700 --> 01:01:32,780
What? Come on.

1048
01:01:32,940 --> 01:01:35,740
People might resist it at first.
But, hey, change can be a good thing.

1049
01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:38,540
You don't want the job anyway.
The pressure is ungodly!

1050
01:01:38,620 --> 01:01:39,980
It did a number on me.

1051
01:01:40,060 --> 01:01:41,860
Do you know there was a
period of roughly nine months

1052
01:01:41,940 --> 01:01:44,060
where the sight of a colored
egg made me want to vomit?

1053
01:01:44,180 --> 01:01:46,020
And rabbits are
physically unable to vomit.

1054
01:01:46,100 --> 01:01:48,940
So it was just hours of...

1055
01:01:49,020 --> 01:01:50,140
Nothing coming out.

1056
01:01:50,820 --> 01:01:52,500
I don't care.
Imagine that, Fred.

1057
01:01:52,580 --> 01:01:53,620
Don't care.

1058
01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:55,820
If you can be a drummer,
I can be the Easter Bunny.

1059
01:01:55,900 --> 01:01:58,580
Fred, you can't just
be the Easter Bunny.

1060
01:01:58,740 --> 01:02:01,340
My dad has to give you
special powers. Eh.

1061
01:02:01,460 --> 01:02:03,740
Besides, the Easter Bunny
has got to be fit. Ow!

1062
01:02:03,860 --> 01:02:05,500
And you're a little scrawny.

1063
01:02:05,620 --> 01:02:07,140
Finally, the Easter Bunny
has got to have

1064
01:02:07,220 --> 01:02:08,620
lightning-fast reflexes.
Hi-ya!

1065
01:02:08,700 --> 01:02:11,860
Knock it off. I'm serious.
I can do this.

1066
01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:14,180
I will be the Bunny.

1067
01:02:17,660 --> 01:02:21,580
The stubborn old bunny
refuses to crown anyone else.

1068
01:02:21,660 --> 01:02:24,660
This can only mean
one thing, my friends.

1069
01:02:24,980 --> 01:02:28,060
We are going to have to take
matters into our own hands.

1070
01:02:29,300 --> 01:02:30,460
Um, um, um.
Carlos? Carlos?

1071
01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:31,540
Yes, Phil?

1072
01:02:31,620 --> 01:02:34,100
We don't have hands, per se-.

1073
01:02:34,780 --> 01:02:37,020
No, it's a figure
of speech, Phil.

1074
01:02:37,140 --> 01:02:38,100
Right. Got it.

1075
01:02:38,180 --> 01:02:41,260
Too long have we labored under the
yoke of the bunnies' tyranny.

1076
01:02:41,340 --> 01:02:42,900
Well, no more!

1077
01:02:42,980 --> 01:02:46,220
It's time for
the Easter Chick to rise!

1078
01:02:47,380 --> 01:02:49,580
Um, um...
Yes, Phil?

1079
01:02:49,660 --> 01:02:50,740
Just thinking out loud.

1080
01:02:50,820 --> 01:02:54,180
But wouldn't it be easier just to wait for E.
B? I mean, he can fix this.

1081
01:02:54,260 --> 01:02:56,780
Phil, if you love E.B.
so much, why don't you marry him?

1082
01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:58,180
E.B. is gone, okay?
Oh.

1083
01:02:58,260 --> 01:02:59,580
There is a new boss.

1084
01:02:59,700 --> 01:03:01,700
Really? Who is it?
Is it me?

1085
01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:03,540
Are you being serious?

1086
01:03:03,620 --> 01:03:05,220
Yes. Hi.

1087
01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:07,860
Just rehearsing for the
big Easter sing-a-long.

1088
01:03:07,940 --> 01:03:11,100
Okay, everybody, this time
sing a lot more better.

1089
01:03:11,220 --> 01:03:14,100
And one, and two.
And three and four.

1090
01:03:14,180 --> 01:03:16,340
It's me. Me, you idiot.
I'm taking over.

1091
01:03:16,420 --> 01:03:17,660
Oh. I see.

1092
01:03:17,780 --> 01:03:19,860
But first,
I must get in shape.

1093
01:03:20,180 --> 01:03:21,820
I will be the Bunny.

1094
01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:31,220
You know,
I've been thinking, Fred.

1095
01:03:31,540 --> 01:03:32,540
Oh!

1096
01:03:33,300 --> 01:03:34,740
Hey, E.B., what's up?

1097
01:03:35,380 --> 01:03:38,900
Fred, listen.
You helped me become a drummer.

1098
01:03:39,060 --> 01:03:40,740
And how do I repay you?

1099
01:03:40,820 --> 01:03:44,540
I jellybean all over
your dream. Well, no. No.

1100
01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:47,060
I've changed me mind.
I've seen the light.

1101
01:03:47,380 --> 01:03:49,140
We're going to do this.

1102
01:03:49,460 --> 01:03:51,180
And nice job on the eggs.

1103
01:03:52,580 --> 01:03:53,900
I told you I was serious.

1104
01:03:55,140 --> 01:03:58,060
Seventy-two.
Conditioning is a must, Fred.

1105
01:03:58,380 --> 01:03:59,500
Seventy-three.

1106
01:03:59,780 --> 01:04:03,140
This is fun. Just a couple of
dudes hanging out, getting buff.

1107
01:04:03,220 --> 01:04:04,420
I could do this
all day!

1108
01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:06,420
Me, too, Fred.
I feel great.

1109
01:04:12,340 --> 01:04:14,260
Phil, how am I doing?
Be honest.

1110
01:04:14,860 --> 01:04:16,660
Next up,
speed and agility, Fred.

1111
01:04:16,740 --> 01:04:19,780
I want you to run so fast that you're
just a handsome blur with great hair.

1112
01:04:19,860 --> 01:04:21,140
Ready? Go!

1113
01:04:27,540 --> 01:04:28,940
Fred, that was awesome!

1114
01:04:29,020 --> 01:04:31,300
For a couple of seconds,
you touched greatness.

1115
01:04:33,820 --> 01:04:35,020
I can feel the burn!

1116
01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:36,860
But it's good.
It's a good burn.

1117
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:41,100
Phil, too fast!
Too fast, Phil!

1118
01:04:43,420 --> 01:04:44,500
Sorry, sir.

1119
01:04:46,300 --> 01:04:48,100
Come on, Fred!
Keep hopping!

1120
01:04:48,180 --> 01:04:49,940
Woohoo!
That's the spirit!

1121
01:04:50,020 --> 01:04:51,900
The student is
becoming the master.

1122
01:04:51,980 --> 01:04:54,180
The Padawan is
becoming the Jedi!

1123
01:04:54,260 --> 01:04:58,180
The human being is
becoming the Easter Bunny.

1124
01:04:59,660 --> 01:05:01,660
I can feel myself
getting stronger.

1125
01:05:03,460 --> 01:05:06,100
Phil? How do I
look from back there?

1126
01:05:06,620 --> 01:05:09,340
My buttocks,
they are pretty firm, yeah?

1127
01:05:09,460 --> 01:05:11,260
It's a wonderful
butt, Carlos.

1128
01:05:11,940 --> 01:05:13,820
Si, si, I know.

1129
01:05:19,180 --> 01:05:20,780
That's very good,

1130
01:05:20,900 --> 01:05:24,460
in a crude, primitive,
offensive-to-me-personally kind of way.

1131
01:05:30,300 --> 01:05:31,460
What do you think?

1132
01:05:31,540 --> 01:05:32,540
Uh...

1133
01:05:33,380 --> 01:05:35,700
It's a little too
hot for the kids, no?

1134
01:05:42,780 --> 01:05:46,660
Very impressive!
But I can bet you can go even faster.

1135
01:05:47,020 --> 01:05:50,500
Way to go! Stay calm, Fred.
Dogs can smell fear.

1136
01:05:50,580 --> 01:05:52,620
And you have nothing
to fear but fear itself,

1137
01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:54,620
and this dog I'm riding on.

1138
01:06:00,100 --> 01:06:01,140
Wow!

1139
01:06:02,380 --> 01:06:03,900
Nice work, Fred.

1140
01:06:35,420 --> 01:06:37,460
Oh, no. Not today.

1141
01:07:30,580 --> 01:07:31,580
Ah!

1142
01:07:32,540 --> 01:07:34,020
What about Fred?

1143
01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:37,180
He'll be all right.

1144
01:08:04,340 --> 01:08:05,300
Whoa.

1145
01:08:06,740 --> 01:08:08,500
Hey, I know you guys.

1146
01:08:08,620 --> 01:08:11,700
You're the Pink Berets,
right? Ha!

1147
01:08:12,020 --> 01:08:14,820
E.B. said you guys were so
scary, but you're really...

1148
01:08:14,900 --> 01:08:16,740
You're really adorable.

1149
01:08:21,700 --> 01:08:22,700
Oh.

1150
01:08:51,700 --> 01:08:53,260
Easter Island.

1151
01:08:56,340 --> 01:08:57,380
Oh.

1152
01:09:00,980 --> 01:09:04,900
They brought me here to lead them
in all things Easter, of course!

1153
01:09:07,220 --> 01:09:09,780
Hello, my fellow Easter-teers.

1154
01:09:09,900 --> 01:09:14,100
I am truly, truly humbled
by your choice in me.

1155
01:09:14,420 --> 01:09:16,940
And as I stand
before you, I...

1156
01:09:21,020 --> 01:09:22,060
Oh.

1157
01:09:23,060 --> 01:09:25,260
Is this part of
the Coronation ritual?

1158
01:09:27,260 --> 01:09:28,300
Phuh!

1159
01:09:28,660 --> 01:09:29,860
Murderer!

1160
01:09:29,940 --> 01:09:31,940
Picking up a little
tension in the room.

1161
01:09:32,020 --> 01:09:34,340
Carlos!
What's going on?

1162
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,460
Who is this person
and what's he doing here?

1163
01:09:37,300 --> 01:09:39,340
Wow, you're him.

1164
01:09:40,180 --> 01:09:42,820
The big guy. I'm Fred O'Hare.
I met you...

1165
01:09:42,900 --> 01:09:45,260
Well, I didn't meet you.
I saw you when I was a kid.

1166
01:09:45,340 --> 01:09:46,340
You look great.

1167
01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:47,940
Señor Bunny,
brace yourself.

1168
01:09:48,020 --> 01:09:51,060
This heartless human,
he has killed your son!

1169
01:09:51,180 --> 01:09:52,780
What? E.B.?

1170
01:09:53,100 --> 01:09:54,700
Did you Say "kill"?

1171
01:09:54,780 --> 01:09:56,380
NO, I didn't kill E.B.

1172
01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:57,700
Oh! Liar!

1173
01:09:57,780 --> 01:10:00,660
This can't be so.
Where are the Pink Berets?

1174
01:10:09,300 --> 01:10:10,900
Non

1175
01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:13,780
Wait a minute.
That's not...

1176
01:10:13,900 --> 01:10:15,460
Silence, human!

1177
01:10:15,540 --> 01:10:18,620
Can't you see you have
broken his poor old heart?

1178
01:10:19,020 --> 01:10:19,980
Are you kidding me?

1179
01:10:20,060 --> 01:10:21,780
Old friend,
I share your sorrow.

1180
01:10:21,900 --> 01:10:24,340
E.B. was like
your son to me.

1181
01:10:24,860 --> 01:10:26,180
I'm trying to
keep it together.

1182
01:10:26,260 --> 01:10:29,060
But don't you worry,
I will take care of Easter.

1183
01:10:29,140 --> 01:10:32,500
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Does anyone care
that that's a Butterball turkey?

1184
01:10:32,620 --> 01:10:34,580
No, no, that is E.B.

1185
01:10:34,700 --> 01:10:36,620
He has the same
shirt and everything.

1186
01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:38,540
My deepest condolences.

1187
01:10:38,860 --> 01:10:40,060
Attention, all bunnies.

1188
01:10:40,180 --> 01:10:43,220
There will be a service for E-B.
In the egg painting room.

1189
01:10:43,860 --> 01:10:45,460
Carrots and coffee to follow.

1190
01:10:55,260 --> 01:10:57,420
Carlos. What are you up to?

1191
01:10:58,100 --> 01:10:59,780
It's called
a coup d'état.

1192
01:10:59,860 --> 01:11:02,100
Which is French
for coup d'état!

1193
01:11:03,740 --> 01:11:04,860
But, Carlos.

1194
01:11:04,980 --> 01:11:07,220
You've been my most trusted
number two for years.

1195
01:11:07,340 --> 01:11:09,780
Guess what? I am sick
of doing number two.

1196
01:11:09,900 --> 01:11:12,180
It is our time
for number one!

1197
01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:13,900
Yeah? We the bosses now.

1198
01:11:13,980 --> 01:11:15,260
All hail Carlos!

1199
01:11:15,380 --> 01:11:17,260
We the bosses!
We the bosses! Woohoo!

1200
01:11:17,340 --> 01:11:18,740
Pink Berets!

1201
01:11:32,180 --> 01:11:33,460
Seize him!

1202
01:11:35,420 --> 01:11:36,460
Woohoo!

1203
01:11:38,260 --> 01:11:40,020
Hey! Don't do that.

1204
01:11:41,260 --> 01:11:43,300
He's a beloved holiday icon!

1205
01:11:43,380 --> 01:11:44,380
No!

1206
01:11:48,020 --> 01:11:52,020
You can do this.
You are the world's best rabbit drummer.

1207
01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:54,140
You are a superstar.

1208
01:11:54,580 --> 01:11:56,900
You are a jerk
for abandoning Fred.

1209
01:11:56,980 --> 01:11:58,940
Hey, I don't need that
kind of voice in my head!

1210
01:11:59,060 --> 01:12:01,300
Yeah, well, you should have thought
of that before you abandoned Fred.

1211
01:12:01,380 --> 01:12:03,140
Look, you better tell me
something positive about me.

1212
01:12:03,260 --> 01:12:05,580
I can't. You abandoned Fred.

1213
01:12:05,660 --> 01:12:07,100
Oh! Hello, who is
this gorgeous devil?

1214
01:12:07,220 --> 01:12:09,980
Is Eb in here, please?

1215
01:12:10,300 --> 01:12:11,300
Eb?

1216
01:12:11,380 --> 01:12:12,860
It's "E.B." That's me.

1217
01:12:13,140 --> 01:12:16,700
Oh, all right, well, E.B.
, you're wanted on stage in two minutes.

1218
01:12:26,980 --> 01:12:29,300
Welcome to Hoff Knows Talent.

1219
01:12:29,620 --> 01:12:33,500
You guys look great- There are all
kinds of exciting acts tonight-

1220
01:12:33,780 --> 01:12:35,100
There he is.

1221
01:12:36,540 --> 01:12:37,820
How's my little guy?

1222
01:12:38,300 --> 01:12:41,580
Actually, David Hasselhoff,
I've got a problem.

1223
01:12:41,660 --> 01:12:42,660
Hmm.

1224
01:12:49,140 --> 01:12:50,540
Is it the jitters?

1225
01:12:50,620 --> 01:12:54,060
Believe me, even I used to get them.
Now, I find a good way...

1226
01:12:54,140 --> 01:12:55,900
No, it's not
the jitters, David.

1227
01:12:56,020 --> 01:12:59,420
I'm starting to realize I might
be a really selfish rabbit.

1228
01:12:59,540 --> 01:13:00,860
Look, I love drumming.

1229
01:13:00,980 --> 01:13:02,500
But when my
friend needed me most,

1230
01:13:02,580 --> 01:13:05,820
I left him in a house full of
highly trained ninja bunnies.

1231
01:13:05,940 --> 01:13:07,380
What am I going to do?

1232
01:13:08,180 --> 01:13:09,140
Hmm.

1233
01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:11,820
A dilemma as old
as time itself.

1234
01:13:11,900 --> 01:13:14,340
I know that if I left right
now, I'd be giving up fame.

1235
01:13:14,420 --> 01:13:16,300
And untold riches.
And untold riches.

1236
01:13:16,380 --> 01:13:17,940
And all the bunnies
you could ever want.

1237
01:13:18,020 --> 01:13:19,060
Yes, and all the...

1238
01:13:19,140 --> 01:13:21,140
You're not really
helping much, David.

1239
01:13:21,220 --> 01:13:22,740
Like, at all!

1240
01:13:22,980 --> 01:13:25,300
And Fred could be
in real trouble.

1241
01:13:27,700 --> 01:13:28,980
Go to him.

1242
01:13:33,620 --> 01:13:35,700
Go to him.

1243
01:13:35,780 --> 01:13:37,820
Give it up for Mr.
David Hasselhoff!

1244
01:13:38,300 --> 01:13:39,860
It's The Hoff#

1245
01:13:45,620 --> 01:13:46,740
Fred?

1246
01:13:48,180 --> 01:13:49,620
Anybody home?

1247
01:13:50,900 --> 01:13:52,020
Fred?

1248
01:14:01,540 --> 01:14:02,580
Uh-Oh.

1249
01:14:06,340 --> 01:14:09,460
The Easter moon
is on the rise.

1250
01:14:09,780 --> 01:14:10,860
At midnight,

1251
01:14:10,940 --> 01:14:15,660
her radiant beams will fill up
the Egg of Destiny with magic.

1252
01:14:15,860 --> 01:14:18,620
Then, at last, Senor Bunny,

1253
01:14:18,700 --> 01:14:21,340
I will be Easter's new king!

1254
01:14:21,420 --> 01:14:22,980
Carlos, I'm
warning you!

1255
01:14:23,060 --> 01:14:26,220
The Egg of Destiny is too dangerous
in the hands of a chick.

1256
01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:28,620
Its power can only
be wielded by a bunny.

1257
01:14:28,700 --> 01:14:31,500
Oh, yes? Well, look at me wielding.
I'm wielding!

1258
01:14:31,580 --> 01:14:33,860
Ooh-ooh. I'm wielding
it again. Okay?

1259
01:14:34,060 --> 01:14:37,100
Oh, Carlos, can I wield
the Egg of Destiny? Please?

1260
01:14:37,180 --> 01:14:38,180
No.

1261
01:14:38,260 --> 01:14:39,380
Can I at least touch it?

1262
01:14:39,660 --> 01:14:41,300
OW!
There, you touched it.

1263
01:14:41,380 --> 01:14:42,500
That was harsh.

1264
01:14:42,580 --> 01:14:44,180
But, Carlos,
think of the children.

1265
01:14:44,260 --> 01:14:46,020
Yes, but I am! The childrens.

1266
01:14:46,100 --> 01:14:48,420
They don't want
candy and chocolate.

1267
01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:49,700
From now on,

1268
01:14:49,780 --> 01:14:54,020
their baskets will be filled with
clumps of bird seed, dried crickets,

1269
01:14:54,100 --> 01:14:56,780
and the world's finest worms!

1270
01:14:57,020 --> 01:15:00,020
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!

1271
01:15:00,300 --> 01:15:01,540
Mmm!

1272
01:15:01,900 --> 01:15:04,060
Have you
completely lost your mind?

1273
01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:06,900
Silence! You see,
this is why he must go.

1274
01:15:06,980 --> 01:15:10,980
It's this lousy attitude
of his. Well, no more!

1275
01:15:11,740 --> 01:15:15,500
The more sensitive chicks in the
room may want to avert their eyes.

1276
01:15:15,820 --> 01:15:17,540
What about
a compromise, okay?

1277
01:15:17,620 --> 01:15:20,260
The bunny gets Easter one year
and the chick gets it the next.

1278
01:15:20,340 --> 01:15:21,820
Enough of the chitty-chatty.

1279
01:15:21,900 --> 01:15:24,500
Bye-bye, Easter Bunny.

1280
01:15:24,620 --> 01:15:26,100
Hello! Hey, everyone.

1281
01:15:26,220 --> 01:15:29,540
I'm back. Yep, it was all a
big mistake, but I'm alive.

1282
01:15:29,620 --> 01:15:32,020
Hey, Larry, Kyle,
what are you doing in there?

1283
01:15:32,100 --> 01:15:34,220
E.B.! You're alive!

1284
01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:35,500
E.B.!

1285
01:15:35,580 --> 01:15:38,420
Dad? Fred? What's going on?

1286
01:15:39,060 --> 01:15:42,020
Gummy cannons! In position.
Fire at will!

1287
01:15:45,180 --> 01:15:46,260
That hurt!

1288
01:15:46,340 --> 01:15:47,820
Put him on the belt, boys.

1289
01:15:47,900 --> 01:15:51,380
Dice him, slice him, and pulverize him!

1290
01:15:51,460 --> 01:15:52,980
That is a bit excessive.

1291
01:15:53,940 --> 01:15:56,060
Oh, no! E.B.!
Son!

1292
01:15:56,140 --> 01:15:58,700
The reign of
the bunny is over!

1293
01:16:00,220 --> 01:16:01,220
Oh!

1294
01:16:01,460 --> 01:16:03,700
Somebody help!
Help us!

1295
01:16:03,940 --> 01:16:07,420
What are you doing? Don't worry, Dad, Fred.
I'll be right there.

1296
01:16:08,060 --> 01:16:09,980
To the Egg Sleigh!
And step on it!

1297
01:16:17,300 --> 01:16:18,820
Are these ropes made
of black licorice?

1298
01:16:18,940 --> 01:16:21,340
Yes, yes, they are.
Horrible stuff!

1299
01:16:21,420 --> 01:16:22,460
We can eat through them.

1300
01:16:22,620 --> 01:16:24,700
I suppose you can.

1301
01:16:31,660 --> 01:16:35,100
You see, my friends?
It is just like I told you, no?

1302
01:16:35,180 --> 01:16:38,180
Oh, tonight is going to
be a very big night!

1303
01:16:38,420 --> 01:16:41,900
I'm flying!

1304
01:16:41,980 --> 01:16:45,060
Without even
flapping my tiny wings.

1305
01:16:45,700 --> 01:16:48,020
Everything is
coming up Carlos!

1306
01:16:51,820 --> 01:16:54,420
Got it!
Good man, Fred.

1307
01:16:55,900 --> 01:16:56,980
Hop on.

1308
01:16:57,060 --> 01:16:58,300
All right. Let's go!

1309
01:16:58,700 --> 01:17:02,420
I'm starting to get a sense
of impending doom now.

1310
01:17:03,180 --> 01:17:04,620
Ow!

1311
01:17:11,580 --> 01:17:13,540
No!

1312
01:17:32,220 --> 01:17:33,220
I made it!

1313
01:17:33,300 --> 01:17:36,020
All right. Here we go!
Come on, Fred!

1314
01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:37,140
Whoa!

1315
01:17:38,580 --> 01:17:41,180
Look, Fred! There he is.
It's E.B.! E.B.!

1316
01:17:41,260 --> 01:17:43,540
The Egg Sleigh!
You've got to stop Carlos!

1317
01:17:43,620 --> 01:17:45,100
Don't worry, Dad!
I'm on it!

1318
01:17:50,420 --> 01:17:52,500
The power is
surging through my veins!

1319
01:17:54,420 --> 01:17:56,060
It's good to be the king.

1320
01:17:56,140 --> 01:17:57,180
En?

1321
01:18:01,500 --> 01:18:03,820
What is happening to me?

1322
01:18:09,300 --> 01:18:10,780
Uh-Oh.

1323
01:18:17,700 --> 01:18:18,700
Whoa!

1324
01:18:19,220 --> 01:18:21,660
Come on out, Carlos.
It ends here!

1325
01:18:21,740 --> 01:18:24,100
You think you can
just take over Easter?

1326
01:18:24,180 --> 01:18:25,740
Well, guess what?

1327
01:18:29,780 --> 01:18:31,740
I actually think
you're on to something.

1328
01:18:31,900 --> 01:18:33,860
You're a bright man,
you're an innovator.

1329
01:18:34,140 --> 01:18:36,180
I like it.
Give it a whirl.

1330
01:18:42,700 --> 01:18:44,580
One second. Hey!

1331
01:18:45,220 --> 01:18:46,380
You finish?

1332
01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:47,780
Um... Not quite.

1333
01:18:53,220 --> 01:18:54,260
Take that!

1334
01:18:56,900 --> 01:18:58,140
Get off!

1335
01:19:00,020 --> 01:19:01,220
Whoa!

1336
01:19:05,980 --> 01:19:07,180
Incoming!

1337
01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:08,300
Why?

1338
01:19:10,220 --> 01:19:11,420
Bunny slam!

1339
01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:12,500
OW!

1340
01:19:13,180 --> 01:19:16,580
You father was a fool to think you
would ever amount to anything.

1341
01:19:18,020 --> 01:19:20,100
Here comes
Carlos Yellowtail

1342
01:19:20,180 --> 01:19:22,100
Hopping down the chicky trail

1343
01:19:22,220 --> 01:19:25,140
Easter is coming your way

1344
01:19:26,020 --> 01:19:28,500
Okay, Phil,
initiate take-off procedures.

1345
01:19:28,580 --> 01:19:29,580
Aye-aye, Captain!

1346
01:19:30,260 --> 01:19:31,540
Chicks, fall in!

1347
01:19:34,180 --> 01:19:35,820
Attention!

1348
01:19:38,020 --> 01:19:39,020
Here we go.

1349
01:19:39,180 --> 01:19:40,500
Right naps!

1350
01:19:42,580 --> 01:19:43,940
Left flaps!

1351
01:19:46,900 --> 01:19:48,580
Okay, we're good to go!

1352
01:19:52,180 --> 01:19:54,220
Let's go, Phil.
Easter is waiting.

1353
01:19:54,420 --> 01:19:55,460
Righty-o.

1354
01:19:58,220 --> 01:19:59,220
Uh-Oh.

1355
01:20:07,020 --> 01:20:08,300
Oh, boy.

1356
01:20:10,300 --> 01:20:12,220
Phil, let's get
this bird in the air!

1357
01:20:13,740 --> 01:20:14,780
Yeah!

1358
01:20:14,900 --> 01:20:15,980
Phil!

1359
01:20:16,300 --> 01:20:17,300
Knock off the dancing!

1360
01:20:17,420 --> 01:20:19,380
Yes, sir. Sorry.
Lifting off!

1361
01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:22,540
No way! The show is not over.

1362
01:20:31,900 --> 01:20:32,980
Phil!

1363
01:20:33,300 --> 01:20:35,580
What are you doing?
Fly us straight!

1364
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:38,620
No, no, Phil!

1365
01:20:38,740 --> 01:20:40,820
Knock it off!
Keep her level!

1366
01:20:42,260 --> 01:20:43,420
NO, Phil.

1367
01:20:43,540 --> 01:20:45,620
Phil! Phil!

1368
01:20:46,540 --> 01:20:48,380
Phil! Please, Phil!

1369
01:20:49,460 --> 01:20:50,420
Phil!

1370
01:20:51,860 --> 01:20:53,940
Phil, I'm feeling a little...

1371
01:20:58,580 --> 01:21:04,020
Will you please stop dancing?

1372
01:21:10,940 --> 01:21:13,780
Phil!

1373
01:21:17,100 --> 01:21:18,700
Woohoo!
Yeah, that's right!

1374
01:21:19,540 --> 01:21:21,500
This is not over!

1375
01:21:23,660 --> 01:21:24,660
Ah-ha!

1376
01:21:25,340 --> 01:21:26,740
Thank you very much.

1377
01:21:35,540 --> 01:21:36,500
Dad!

1378
01:21:36,660 --> 01:21:37,660
E.B.!

1379
01:21:43,060 --> 01:21:45,020
I was so worried, Son.

1380
01:21:45,780 --> 01:21:48,180
I'm so sorry for
all the things I said.

1381
01:21:48,660 --> 01:21:50,020
Me, too, Dad.

1382
01:21:52,660 --> 01:21:54,940
And your friend, here.
He saved my life.

1383
01:21:55,380 --> 01:21:56,980
He was magnificent!

1384
01:21:57,220 --> 01:21:58,500
Well, I...

1385
01:21:59,060 --> 01:22:00,340
I kind of was.

1386
01:22:01,300 --> 01:22:02,740
Hey, thanks, Fred.

1387
01:22:03,140 --> 01:22:05,780
Well, Easter's in a few hours.
I have to get going.

1388
01:22:05,860 --> 01:22:06,940
What?

1389
01:22:07,460 --> 01:22:08,980
Dad, I'm ready.

1390
01:22:09,820 --> 01:22:12,380
But, E.B.,
what about your dream?

1391
01:22:12,980 --> 01:22:14,660
I'm still going to
be a drummer, Dad.

1392
01:22:14,740 --> 01:22:16,700
But I can be
the Easter Bunny, too.

1393
01:22:16,820 --> 01:22:18,580
There's just one thing.

1394
01:22:21,940 --> 01:22:23,140
All right, then.

1395
01:22:24,340 --> 01:22:25,780
Fredrick O'Hare.

1396
01:22:26,780 --> 01:22:27,780
Yes, Sir.

1397
01:22:28,260 --> 01:22:29,940
Please step forward.

1398
01:22:33,140 --> 01:22:34,660
Down on one knee.

1399
01:22:34,740 --> 01:22:36,420
Left or right,
doesn't matter.

1400
01:22:37,780 --> 01:22:41,700
And now, place your forefinger
on the Egg of Destiny.

1401
01:22:42,460 --> 01:22:43,460
Oh...

1402
01:22:49,460 --> 01:22:50,740
EB., you as well.

1403
01:22:51,900 --> 01:22:53,620
By the power vested in me,

1404
01:22:53,700 --> 01:22:56,500
I pronounce E.B.
and Fred O'Hare

1405
01:22:56,660 --> 01:22:58,740
co-Easter Bunnies.

1406
01:22:59,300 --> 01:23:00,380
Hear, hear!

1407
01:23:02,260 --> 01:23:03,220
Wow!

1408
01:23:09,300 --> 01:23:12,900
Now go forth and deliver!

1409
01:23:13,300 --> 01:23:14,260
Woohoo!

1410
01:23:30,420 --> 01:23:31,420
Wonderful brunch, Bonnie.

1411
01:23:31,580 --> 01:23:32,580
Thank you, dear.

1412
01:23:32,660 --> 01:23:34,180
It is delicious.

1413
01:23:34,900 --> 01:23:37,460
Totally agree.
This is amazing, Mom.

1414
01:23:37,980 --> 01:23:40,180
You should open a restaurant.
I'm serious.

1415
01:23:41,220 --> 01:23:43,340
That is a very nice
thing to say, Fred.

1416
01:23:43,420 --> 01:23:46,460
And can I say that
I love your costume?

1417
01:23:46,820 --> 01:23:48,580
I think it is so cheerful.

1418
01:23:48,660 --> 01:23:49,980
Thanks, Mom.

1419
01:23:50,180 --> 01:23:51,420
But it's a uniform.

1420
01:23:59,220 --> 01:24:00,260
I'm so tired.

1421
01:24:00,500 --> 01:24:02,300
Yeah, you were up very late
delivering pizzas.

1422
01:24:03,420 --> 01:24:04,780
Easter baskets.

1423
01:24:04,860 --> 01:24:07,420
Every time you say "Easter
baskets," I hear "pizza."

1424
01:24:07,540 --> 01:24:08,820
It just helps me cope.

1425
01:24:08,900 --> 01:24:10,660
Guys,
can we not do this today?

1426
01:24:12,020 --> 01:24:13,460
Oh, they're here.

1427
01:24:13,940 --> 01:24:15,260
This is exciting.

1428
01:24:16,180 --> 01:24:17,900
That is my
co-Easter Bunny.

1429
01:24:17,980 --> 01:24:20,540
Hey, why don't you guys come see me off?
It'll be fun.

1430
01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:28,780
Well, that's weird.
Who do you think it is?

1431
01:24:29,300 --> 01:24:30,580
I don't know.

1432
01:24:39,980 --> 01:24:41,020
Wow.

1433
01:24:42,020 --> 01:24:43,140
Fred.

1434
01:24:44,020 --> 01:24:45,140
Fred, wait.

1435
01:24:50,860 --> 01:24:52,140
This is

1436
01:24:52,980 --> 01:24:54,140
amazing!

1437
01:24:54,340 --> 01:24:55,620
I know, right?

1438
01:24:56,060 --> 01:24:57,660
It's pretty cool, huh?

1439
01:24:59,180 --> 01:25:01,260
I'm sorry I gave
you such a hard time.

1440
01:25:01,460 --> 01:25:02,700
Aw, Dad, come on.
You don't have to...

1441
01:25:02,780 --> 01:25:04,300
I'm proud of you.

1442
01:25:13,300 --> 01:25:14,620
Thanks, Dad.

1443
01:25:17,460 --> 01:25:18,860
Easter Bunny.

1444
01:25:18,980 --> 01:25:20,100
Wow!

1445
01:25:21,380 --> 01:25:22,820
The one who
makes it all happen.

1446
01:25:27,220 --> 01:25:29,380
Say the words, Fred.
Bring it home.

1447
01:25:29,460 --> 01:25:33,860
Happy Easter to all!
And to all, a good mid-to-late morning.

1448
01:25:38,980 --> 01:25:42,500
On Cheepers! On Peepers!
On Biscuit and Buzzy!

1449
01:25:42,740 --> 01:25:44,500
On Chucky! On Clucky!

1450
01:25:44,580 --> 01:25:46,860
On Feathers and Carlos.

1451
01:25:46,940 --> 01:25:49,140
Yeah, come on, Carlos.
Put your back into it.

1452
01:25:49,580 --> 01:25:53,220
I've been flapping all night, so
just cut me some slacks, okay?

1453
01:25:54,060 --> 01:25:57,180
One little coup and suddenly
I'm everybody's chump.

1454
01:30:56,140 --> 01:30:58,100
Fred, what did she say?
Was that about me?

1455
01:31:01,940 --> 01:31:05,420
You speak Chinese? Just when I
think I can't love you any more...