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Hey, Dad, I want to sign up for hockey.
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No, you don't.
Yeah, I do.
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No, you don't!
Keep your voice down.
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Why?
What's wrong with hockey?
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Shh, shh, shh!
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Did someone say hockey?
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N-no, honey.
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I said I was feeling a little...
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Stocky.
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I heard the word hockey
come up from the air vent.
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I asked if I could play hockey
and then Dad got all weird.
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I have been dreaming of the day.
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When one of my kids
strapped on the skates.
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And followed in mama's footsteps.
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I feel a story coming on.
I was the star
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of the Southwest Denver
Community College Lady Icers.
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You even had a cute nickname.
They called me "psycho."
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Broke the league record
for penalty minutes.
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And that's why they called me...
Psycho. I got it.
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Can I play hockey?
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Not only can you play hockey,
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I'm gonna teach you everything
I know about the sport.
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No, that's okay, Mom.
They actually have coaches.
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Coach...
I'll be your coach!
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Great idea!
Coach Psycho.
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Psycho.
That's right, Charlie.
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Mommy's psycho.
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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ Running late, and Dad jokes ♪
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♪ Has anybody seen my left shoe ♪
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♪ Close my eyes, take a bite ♪
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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪
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♪ There it is up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there, I survived ♪
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♪ So just take my advice ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby,
things are crazy ♪
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♪ But I know your future's bright ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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♪ There's no maybe ♪
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♪ Everything turns out all right ♪
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♪ Sure life is up and down ♪
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♪ But trust me,
it comes back all around ♪
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♪ You're gonna love
who you turn out to be ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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Okay, see you tomorrow, babe.
Okay.
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Oh, hey, Derek,
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I was wondering if
maybe after school
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you wanna go mini golfing?
Eh, whatever.
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Okay, so, um, is that a whatever like...
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"I don't wanna go," or a whatever like
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"mini golf, wow!"?
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Whichever.
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Okay, okay, so is that
a whichever like "whatever"
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or a whichever like
"mini golf, wow!"?
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No worries.
Whatever.
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'Kay, see you, babe.
Okay.
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Ivy, can I ask you something?
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Sure, what's up?
It's about Derek.
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And I want you to
be completely honest.
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You know, we've been
going out for a while.
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And at first it was fun
and everything, but now
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I'm kinda wondering if maybe I should...
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Dump his sorry butt!
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Whoa.
Do it! Now.
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He's probably still out there.
I'll go get him.
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Whoa, Ivy, Ivy, wait!
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I don't mean right now.
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I've never broken up with somebody
before and I'm kind of nervous about it.
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There's nothing to be nervous about.
Well, I... I don't know.
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It's easy.
Look.
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Just pretend I'm Derek
and break up with me.
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If it helps, I'll put a stupid look on
my face and breathe through my mouth.
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Um...
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No, I'm not gonna practice
breaking up with somebody.
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I mean, how hard can it be?
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I just tell Derek
how I feel... nicely...
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and then we both go on with our lives.
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Heh heh.
Whatever.
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Okay, could you stop
doing that, please?
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Ehhh, I like it.
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It's relaxing.
I feel like my brain's on vacation.
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Okay, people, listen up.
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The geniuses at corporate have
come up with a new menu item.
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They are called chicken slivers.
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What's a sliver? Is it like a nugget?
No.
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Is it like a tender?
Nope.
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Does it have chicken in it?
According to legal,
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the answer to that question
is "possibly."
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And remember, they're not
just chicken slivers,
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they are Corporal Kwikki's chicken slivers,
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in honor of our founder,
Corporal Bull S. Kwikki.
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What's he a corporal of?
Lip-smacking goodness.
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Which is also the title
of his autobiography.
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Okay, minimum wagers...
paychecks.
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Thanks.
Thank you.
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Mitch, aren't we supposed
to be making minimum wage?
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It's the law.
My dad told me about it.
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Never talk to your parents!
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Seriously, guys,
what happens here is sacred.
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This is a safe place.
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Wait a minute.
"Minimum" means the least.
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We're making less than the least?
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Okay, doors opening,
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let's feed the world, huh?
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Isn't there something
you can do about our salary?
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Why me?
You're the smartest one here.
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I am?
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But my foot's in a mop bucket.
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Yeah, but you know
how to get it out.
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I thought we were
going to the ice rink.
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No. You can't go anywhere near the ice
until you learn the fundamentals.
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Sounds boring.
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It's not boring.
It's fun!
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Come on, you can't spell
fundamental without "fun."
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You also can't spell it
without "mental."
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Okay, fundamental
number one: Positioning.
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Why is there a pad on the wall?
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Because I believe in safety first.
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What was that?
That's called checking.
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It's not allowed at your level...
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unless the ref doesn't see you.
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Now you check me.
No way, you're my mom.
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Come on, check me, you little weenie.
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That's called avoiding a check.
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Get up.
Let's practice your skating.
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Okay, I will demonstrate.
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Whoosh whoosh whoosh,
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Nice and easy, just like mama.
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Now you try.
Okay.
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Not bad.
Not bad?
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I'd say I'm pretty good.
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Never get comfortable.
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Hey, sweetie pie.
Hey, Dad.
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Actually I was...
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Hey, P.J.
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You okay?
I got a big problem at work.
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I found out my boss
is underpaying us.
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And now the staff wants me
to do something about it.
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Why you?
I'm the smartest.
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Um... How exactly
was that determined?
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I don't know.
Probably a secret vote.
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Maybe a raffle.
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Uh, well, what are you gonna do?
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
P.J.!
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You can't go through life answering
every question with "I don't know."
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Really?
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I have so far and I'm
a senior in high school.
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Probably a raffle.
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Um, look,
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son, if you think you
deserve more money,
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then stand up for yourself.
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By the way, your coworkers,
they are counting on you,
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to be strong.
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Oh man, I just found out I'm smart,
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now I have to be strong too?
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Enjoy your childhood, Charlie.
It does not last forever.
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Cookie?
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P.J. Wuv a cookie.
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Okay... Okay, okay,
he's here.
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Oh, Ivy, I don't know if I can do this.
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My heart is pounding.
Oh, hi, he sees me!
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He's waving.
All right, now I'm waving and smiling.
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This feels so wrong.
Gotta go.
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Hey there, hi, Derek.
Hey.
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Oh hi, thank you for meeting me.
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Hey, no worries.
Yeah, uh...
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Well, there might be a few.
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Listen, I owe you an apology.
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For what?
For blowing off that whole mini golf thing.
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Oh no, no, no, that's okay.
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No! No, it's not.
You're my girl.
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If you like mini golf,
I should like mini golf.
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I don't like mini golf that much.
And speaking of.
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Not liking things...
Wait.
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Before you say anything else,
I've got something for you.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, ha ha.
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A leather jacket just like yours.
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Yeah, except this one
says "D's Girl."
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You like it?
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What's not to like?
I mean, I...
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I'm D's Girl, now it says so...
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On a jacket.
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Yeah, well, try it on.
Ooo-kay.
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Wow, awesome.
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Now when you're on
the back of my bike.
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Everyone will know who you are.
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D's girl.
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What's going on?
Mitch, we need to talk.
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You found out
what's in the chicken?
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No.
You found out what we feed the chickens?
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No.
Is this about the finger in the fingers?
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What?!
Why don't you
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tell me what this is about?
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We want a raise.
A raise.
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Okay.
Okay.
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We can discuss that at your
next salary negotiation.
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Which I believe is scheduled
for the 5th of...
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Octembruary.
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That's not even a real month!
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Right, P.J.?
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Look, Mitch, what you're doing is wrong.
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And we're not gonna
let you get away with it.
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We demand a raise!
And if I don't give it to you.
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You're gonna what?
Go on strike?
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That's exactly what we'll do.
You're gonna walk right out?
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If that's what striking is, then yes.
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All right.
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All right.
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Come on, guys.
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You'll be sorry.
No, we won't.
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Uh, I'm kinda sorry.
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I left my wallet in the break room.
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All right, guys, we're on strike.
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Yeah!
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What do we do now?
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Uh...
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I don't know.
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While we figure out what a strike is,
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let's get out of the way
and let the customers in.
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Welcome to Kwikki Chikki.
Try the slivers!
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Mom, Mom, hi.
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Teddy, what are you doing here?
I need some advice.
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Oh honey, I'm working.
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Yeah, but this is about my love life.
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Oh honey, I think that can
wait till tonight.
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Nurse Duncan, patient in 312
needs a sponge bath.
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Rhonda, can you handle that?
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I'm dealing with a family
crisis right here.
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Thank you.
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What up, girl?
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This is what's up.
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D's girl? I thought you were
gonna break up with Derek?
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Yeah, I tried, but then
he gave me this jacket.
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And now I don't know what to do.
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Honey, these things are
never easy, but the longer
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you let it go on the
worse it's gonna be.
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Okay, just promise yourself
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the very next time you see Derek,
you're gonna break up with him.
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Okay.
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Okay, okay, the very next time.
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Yes.
Hey!
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Oh hey, Derek.
What... Derek?!
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Oh my gosh.
What happened?
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Uh, well, I was on my motorcycle.
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And then I passed that store
that sells Teddy bears.
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And I started thinking of you
'cause, well, you're my Teddy bear.
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And then I was in
someone's backyard.
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Not the very next time.
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No bucks, no clucks.
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No bucks, no clucks.
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No bucks, no clucks.
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No bucks, no clucks.
256
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Are you really gonna
cross this picket line?
257
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,200
You're gonna have
to go through her.
258
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,340
Yeah!
259
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,550
I say "chikki,"
you say "icky."
260
00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:23,320
Chikki chikki!
Icky icky!
261
00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:25,390
How's it going out here, strikers?
262
00:13:26,490 --> 00:13:29,460
So, Mitch, are you here
to meet our demands?
263
00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:32,460
No. I'm here to meet
my new employees.
264
00:13:32,490 --> 00:13:36,190
Welcome to Kwikki Chikki.
Let's get started right away.
265
00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:38,500
All right, don't worry
about washing your hands.
266
00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:40,460
What about us?
267
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:43,230
Oh, good news.
You're all fired.
268
00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:45,540
That's not fair.
Tell that to the genius
269
00:13:45,570 --> 00:13:47,400
that told you to go out on strike.
270
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,670
Thanks a lot, P.J.
271
00:13:51,710 --> 00:13:54,210
Wha... guys?
272
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,280
This isn't over.
Guys, come back!
273
00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:00,680
Well, it looks like it's just
you and me, Charlie.
274
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,420
I don't know where you're going.
275
00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:08,040
I'm your ride!
276
00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:17,240
Mom, come on!
277
00:14:20,410 --> 00:14:22,410
Come on, rookie,
let's see what you got.
278
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,380
This is what I got.
279
00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:36,390
Had to play hockey.
280
00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:41,420
Gabe, honey, you're gonna have
to do better than that
281
00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:43,430
if you ever want to
set foot on the ice.
282
00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:02,650
Okay, bring it.
283
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:15,160
Well, Dad, I took your advice,
made a stand.
284
00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:17,430
Hey, good for you.
And?
285
00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:20,400
Everyone got fired.
286
00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:22,230
That's terrible.
Yeah.
287
00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:24,640
I know.
I'm really sorry.
288
00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:28,570
I... I-I can't help feeling kind
of responsible for all this.
289
00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:31,640
Well, you are responsible,
so your feeling is correct.
290
00:15:36,350 --> 00:15:38,480
Look, there's gotta be
somebody you can talk to.
291
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,590
Go over your boss's head.
To who?
292
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:45,190
Not even Corporal Bull S. Kwikki
himself could save us now.
293
00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:47,360
The guy in the ads?
294
00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:48,360
He's real?
295
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,200
Yeah, of course he's real.
296
00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:53,270
And he really has a horse
named "Curly Fry"?
297
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:57,230
That was a joke in a commercial.
298
00:15:57,270 --> 00:15:59,500
You don't even know your history.
299
00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:11,380
Okay.
300
00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:14,220
You ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
301
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:15,450
All right, just get in there,
302
00:16:15,490 --> 00:16:17,590
Break his heart and get out.
303
00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:25,500
Hey.
Hey.
304
00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:29,230
Are you gonna sit down?
Uh, no. No, um...
305
00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:32,370
There's something I want to say.
I'm just gonna say it.
306
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:37,310
This might be a little tough
because I know you're into me.
307
00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:39,640
You got me that jacket, but, uh,
308
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,410
The thing is...
309
00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:44,480
I think we should break up.
310
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:50,250
Uh... Okay.
311
00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:52,620
Okay?
312
00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:56,290
Yeah, I mean, if...
if it's what you want.
313
00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:58,360
Yeah, no, that's what I want.
314
00:16:59,530 --> 00:17:02,200
No worries.
315
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,370
Great.
316
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,270
Okay, well...
317
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,480
Goodbye.
Bye.
318
00:17:16,420 --> 00:17:19,150
Okay, sorry,
319
00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:22,390
You're taking this really well.
Why is that?
320
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:25,290
I mean, well, if it's not working...
321
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:29,390
it wasn't working for me, but
it was working for you, right?
322
00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:32,300
Sure.
Whatever.
323
00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:35,400
Cool.
Goodbye.
324
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,670
Again.
325
00:17:42,410 --> 00:17:44,210
Okay, I'm sorry.
326
00:17:45,510 --> 00:17:48,210
I'm breaking your heart here.
The polite response
327
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,480
would be to show
a little bit of emotion!
328
00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:55,560
Hey, how are we doing over here?
Not so great!
329
00:17:55,590 --> 00:17:59,290
I just broke up with Derek and
he's taking it really well!
330
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,430
But that's good, right?
No!
331
00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:05,370
No, no, I want him to be devastated.
332
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,530
Why aren't you devastated?
333
00:18:10,270 --> 00:18:12,470
Teddy, people are staring.
334
00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:13,570
Oh ho, ho,
335
00:18:13,610 --> 00:18:16,140
so I'm embarrassing you?
336
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:20,380
No, no, you're supposed
to be embarrassing me, fella.
337
00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:23,250
Whoa, whoa!
First breakup, people.
338
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,180
Oh no, this breakup's not over!
339
00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:26,550
I'm calling you later!
340
00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:35,430
Here is your last check.
341
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:38,430
Do not stay in touch.
342
00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:40,400
I never liked you.
343
00:18:43,370 --> 00:18:45,540
Atten-hut!
344
00:18:45,570 --> 00:18:49,380
Corporal Bull S. Kwikki
is in the corral.
345
00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:51,580
What are you doing here?
Excuse me, pardner,
346
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:57,180
I heard there was some
feuding going on down here
347
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,620
at Franchise 157.
348
00:18:59,650 --> 00:19:02,490
Labor dispute.
349
00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:07,360
May I say, corporal,
350
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,530
um, you look somewhat
bigger in person.
351
00:19:10,570 --> 00:19:12,570
Uh, yes.
352
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,540
Well, the promotional department
353
00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:18,210
thinks I'm more relatable to the peoples
354
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,140
when I'm all shrunk down like that.
355
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:23,310
Let me ask you, corporal,
356
00:19:23,350 --> 00:19:25,550
where exactly did you come from?
357
00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:28,620
Oh, out yonder.
358
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,490
And exactly which state
359
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,320
is yonder in?
360
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:38,330
Sir, that would be
the great state of, uh...
361
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,330
Alabama?
362
00:19:41,370 --> 00:19:44,400
Wrong! Everyone knows
Corporal Bull S. Kwikki
363
00:19:44,430 --> 00:19:46,240
is from new Jersey.
364
00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:49,570
Ow.
Who is this imposter?
365
00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:51,370
Okay, I can explain.
366
00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:55,310
What in tarnation is going on in here?
367
00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:58,210
I don't believe it!
This is the real Corporal Kwikki!
368
00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:00,650
Come on, how stupid
do you think I am?
369
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:04,320
I did not come all the way from
the great state of New Jersey
370
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,620
to have my beard yanked by a troll.
371
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,260
Oh my goodness, it really is you.
372
00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:10,590
Corporal Kwikki, it's an honor, sir.
373
00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:12,430
Quit flapping your gums, boy,
374
00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:14,400
and give these kids their jobs back.
375
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:17,670
And pay us what we deserve...
minimum wage!
376
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,400
Done and done.
377
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,540
Now go wrassle me
up some Curly fries.
378
00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:24,670
I got a powerful hunger
that can only be satisfied
379
00:20:24,710 --> 00:20:27,540
by the curliest of fries.
380
00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:31,610
How did I do, P.J?
Was it...
381
00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:33,680
Mr. Kern, that was awesome.
Thank you so much.
382
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,420
Wait a minute. Mr. Kern your shop teacher?
Yeah.
383
00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:39,420
I'm trying to become the drama teacher.
How do you think I did?
384
00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:42,320
'Cause I think I nailed it.
Oh, it was awesome.
385
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:45,390
Howdy, y'all.
Bull S. Kwikki here.
386
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,530
Dad, you're late.
387
00:20:50,570 --> 00:20:52,270
We got it covered.
388
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:55,340
For crying out loud!
I took off work for this?
389
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,380
Hey, Charlie, listen,
don't have a lot of time.
390
00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:08,480
Gotta go meet Derek.
We're still breaking up.
391
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,520
Yeah, yeah, you know,
392
00:21:10,550 --> 00:21:13,220
We'll just...
we'll continue to break up
393
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,520
until he gets it right.
394
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,460
Mom, let's go.
We're gonna be late for my game.
395
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:25,200
Okay, okay, okay,
I have my thun-glathes,
396
00:21:25,230 --> 00:21:27,540
My keyth, my purthe.
What am I mithing?
397
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,370
Your teeth.
398
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,510
And who'th responthible for that?
399
00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:43,420
Thorry.
400
00:21:43,450 --> 00:21:45,620
Hey, don't you thath me, mister.
401
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:49,690
Well, in this house,
402
00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:51,630
it's always something.
403
00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:53,500
Hey, don't you thtart!
404
00:21:54,670 --> 00:21:56,530
Good luck, Charlie.
405
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:05,160
Aw, I declare, she is cuter
than a duck's butt.
406
00:22:07,430 --> 00:22:10,330
Well, I hope you boys is hungry.
407
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,500
The missus is rustling up some grub.
408
00:22:12,530 --> 00:22:15,370
Anything but chicken, son.
409
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,700
Well played, sir.
Well played.
410
00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:20,810
Well, while we're waiting,
how about a song?
411
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,380
That's a fine idea.
412
00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,480
Do you know any Lady Gaga?
413
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,780
"Home on the Range" it is.
414
00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:32,420
♪ Oh, give me a home ♪
415
00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:34,790
♪ Where the Buffalo roam ♪
416
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:39,790
♪ And the deer and the antelope play ♪
417
00:22:39,830 --> 00:22:42,530
♪ Where theldom is heard ♪
418
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,700
♪ A dithcouragin' word ♪
419
00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:49,600
♪ And the thkies are
not cloudy all day-eee! ♪.
420
00:22:53,610 --> 00:22:55,020
Back off, gentlemen,
421
00:22:55,230 --> 00:22:57,750
that toothless darling's all mine.