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Subs created by: David Coleman.

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Gabe.

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Gabe, I have something to tell you.

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Tomorrow when I take you to school, I'm
going to park the car and come inside.

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Mom, we've been over this.

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If you have to use the bathroom, you
can just go at the gas station.

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You didn't let me finish.

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No. The reason I'm going inside is...

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Please don't freak out.

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I'm gonna be your school nurse.

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What?!

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No!

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( Stammering ) You can't...

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Why do you hate me?!

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Well, thank you for not freaking out.

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My mom is working at my school?

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( Sighs )

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My life is over.

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It's just for a week, okay?

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I'm just filling in while your
regular nurse is on vacation.

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You couldn't have done
this at a worse time.

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Right now at school, I'm considered cool.

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( Laughs )

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I just...

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Okay, you're serious.

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Go on.

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Well, there's this really cool kid, Walker,

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and he invited me to eat
at his lunch table.

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Now, they're all eighth graders,
and I'm only a seventh grader.

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Do you how big of an honor that is?

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Oh, Gabe. I'm sorry. I... I had no idea.
Why didn't you tell me?

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I'll just turn down the money
we need for groceries.

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Thank you.

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And then I'll teach you about sarcasm.

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Well, can't you at least not
tell anybody you're my mom?

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I mean, maybe you can use a different name.

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Well, I guess I could use my maiden name.

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Blankenhooper.

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That's good. And if we see each other
at school, we just keep going.

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We don't talk, we don't look at each
other, we don't interact in any way.

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- So just like breakfast?
- Exactly.

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( Rock music playing )

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<i>Today's all burnt toast
running late and dad jokes.</i>

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<i>"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"</i>

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<i>I close my eyes, take a bite
grab a ride, laugh out loud.</i>

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<i>There it is up on the roof.</i>

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<i>I've been there, I survived.</i>

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<i>So just take my advice.</i>

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<i>Hang in there, baby
things are crazy.</i>

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<i>But I know your future's bright.</i>

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<i>Hang in there, baby,
there's no maybe.</i>

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<i>Everything turns out all right.</i>

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<i>Sure life is up and down.</i>

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<i>But trust me, it comes back around.</i>

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<i>You're gonna love who
you turn out to be.</i>

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<i>Hang in there, baby.</i>

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- Hey, dad.
- Hey, honey.

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Oh, hey. I'm Bob. I'm Teddy's dad.

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I know. I'm Vonnie.
We've met, like, three times.

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Oh, I'm... I'm sorry.

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That's okay. Happens all the time.

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Some people just don't
stand out in a crowd.

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Or in a group of two.

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Well, I won't forget you again.

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All right, girls. So what you working on?

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Oh, it's a... it's an assignment for
our business and marketing class.

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Basically, come up with a product
idea then pitch it to the group.

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Oh! I got...
I got a good idea for a product.

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Let me guess, it's the corn chips that
clean your teeth while you eat them?

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Did I mention they come
in different flavors?

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Bye, dad.

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- Dentitos.
- Bye, dad.

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So, let's talk.

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( Coughs )

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Let's talk ideas.

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- What's up with your voice?
- Oh, it's just a little scratchy.

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- So, uh, what'd you come up with?
- It's your house, you go first.

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Okay. Um, so my idea is
pajamas with a fun twist.

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Basically, they're footie pajamas
that you decorate yourself.

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Introducing...

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Graffooties!

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Wow.

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Man, that is so weird.

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What is?

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I had the exact same idea.

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I mean, I don't have a
drawing, or like a name,

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but everything else, exactly the same.

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You don't have an idea, do you?

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No, ma'am. I do not.

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- Vonnie?
- Yep?

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What have you been doing all week?

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Congratulating myself for
picking you as my partner?

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( Knocking on door )

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( Groans )

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( Knocking continues )

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I'm coming.

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I said I'm coming.

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Mom? What are you doing here?

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What am I doing here?
I'm dropping off Charlie and Toby.

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I thought Gabe would be the
first kid you got rid of.

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PJ, I'm working at Gabe's school.

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You're gonna have to watch the
little ones for a few days.

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I thought I explained all
this on the phone to Emmett.

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- Didn't he give you the message?
- No, he didn't.

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I'm gonna call him.

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( Cell phone ringing )

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Hello?

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Emmett, did you forget
to give me a message?

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Your mom's dropping the kids off.

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- I'll pick them up at 3:30.
- She'll pick them up at 3:30.

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Hey, you. Have fun.

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Okay.

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Is this your house?

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Yep.

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Were you bad?

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Well, hello there, kid I don't know.

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I'm nurse Blankenhooper, what's your name?

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You promised you wouldn't talk to me.

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Well, I just wanted to let you
know that your zipper is down.

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Oh! Made you look. ( Laughs )

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I love middle school.

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- Hey, s'up.
- S'up.

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I can't believe I have to
run the mile in P.E. today.

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- I hate the mile.
- Yeah, me too.

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It totally ruins my hair.

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Someone as cool as you shouldn't
have to run the mile.

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I mean, your name's Walker, not runner.

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( Chuckles ) Am I right?

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Don't worry about me, dude.

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I'm not running it.

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How are you gonna get out of it?

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I've been in eighth grade for three
years now, I've picked up some things.

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Oh, nurse? Over here.

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What's the problem?

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Oh, the problem is, I just totally barfed.

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Guess I can't go to P.E.

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Wow, that looks like potato
soup and fruit punch.

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That's what I ate.

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Guess they had a fight in my stomach.

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Are you sure they were
ever in your stomach?

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They seem to have landed
in two separate puddles.

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Yeah. Gnarly, huh?

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So, guess you'd better write
me a note to get out of P.E.

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Yeah, I better.

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Okay.

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I'm gonna write you an ID 10-T form.

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Okay.

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I want you to wear this all day.

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( Laughing )

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( Chuckles )

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Enjoy P.E.

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Hey...

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There she is!

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There he is.

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The guy who can't remember my name.

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I remember your name...

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Connie.

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Nope.

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Oh, uh...

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Little bit of bad news,
Teddy's got some laryngitis.

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Doctor's said she shouldn't
speak for a couple of days.

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A couple days?
But what about our presentation?

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Oh, me?

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No. I can't.

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No, but... I've never given
a presentation before.

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Wow. Look at this!

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It's like she knows exactly
what you're gonna say.

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Hey, I bet you don't have a card for me.

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And away I go.

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Oh, uh, good-bye...

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Vonnie!

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Can I... can I keep the card?

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Okay, here we go.

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Can I have my balloon back now?

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Whatever.

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- Hi, PJ.
- Hey, Mindy.

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I didn't know you were a babysitter.

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I'm not. I'm just watching
my brother and sister.

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Actually, I'm kind of in a bind.
My nanny just canceled.

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Any chance you could watch the
twins for a couple of hours?

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Oh... I don't know.

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I'll pay you 15 bucks an hour.

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- Per kid?
- Sure.

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Wow.

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Let's see, that's 15 bucks an hour
times two kids for two hours.

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Oh, let's see. Carry the one...

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Just say yes.

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Yes.

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Okay. So here's my new plan.

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Yesterday's fake puke went on the floor,

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tomorrow's is gonna go all
over nurse Blankenhooper.

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You're gonna puke on her?

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Doesn't that seem a little extreme?

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Yeah.

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We're gonna humiliate her so bad, she'll
never show her face in this school again.

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Well, I do like that part.

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Hey, Teddy. How you feeling?

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Male voice: Super good and getting better.

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What's all this?

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This is how I'm going to
communicate with you today.

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A text-to-speech program.

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Okay.

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Here's the presentation.

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Read this out loud.

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Hi. I'm Vonnie.

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My partner Teddy and I have something
very exciting to share with you today.

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Be more excited.

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Give me some sizzle with that steak.

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Hi! I'm Vonnie.

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My partner Teddy and I have something
very exciting to share with you!

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Stop. You're killing me.

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Hey. Don't take that tone with me.

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This is the only tone I have.

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I can't do this. Let's just give up.

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What is wrong with you?

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Are you a loser?

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Hey! I'm not a loser! You're a loser!

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That's it.

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Use that passion tomorrow.

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You'll nail it, Connie.

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Sorry, typo.

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Vonnie.

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Little Lambs Babysitting Service,
taking good care of your kids since...

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Yesterday.

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Yes, we are fully licensed.
I've been driving for two years.

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Hello?

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PJ, this babysitting thing is a gold mine.

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I know, dude. We got seven kids.

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Seven times 15, times two...

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Carry the three... uh.

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I'm bored.

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Hey, I'm kinda bored too.

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Okay. Uh, how about music time?

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- Yeah, music time?
- Yeah.

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- Come on, kids. Yay!
- Gather around, little lambs.

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- Come on.
- There we go.

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Uh.

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<i>Grab a crayon.</i>

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<i>Draw a flower.</i>

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<i>You get all this for 15 an hour.</i>

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<i>Fun in leaps, and fun in bounds.</i>

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<i>And now it's time to
sing about sounds.</i>

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<i>- A car goes...
- Beep.</i>

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<i>- And a dog goes...
- Woof.</i>

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<i>- And a bird goes...
- Tweet.</i>

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<i>- And a phone goes...
- Ring.</i>

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<i>- And a bee goes...
- Buzz.</i>

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<i>And these are the
sounds of the sounds.</i>

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<i>And these are the
sounds, of the sounds.</i>

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- Yay!
- Woo!

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( Knocking on door )

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Wait. Shh shh shh shh.

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- Verna: What's going on in there?
- It's the landlady. Um...

254
00:12:52,903 --> 00:12:55,706
Hey, kids. How about a field
trip to bathroom land?

255
00:12:55,707 --> 00:12:57,064
- Yay!
- Woo!

256
00:12:57,065 --> 00:12:58,827
Hey, come on. Silent trip.

257
00:12:58,828 --> 00:13:01,228
Silent trip.

258
00:13:03,805 --> 00:13:05,785
Verna!

259
00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:08,676
Who's making all the noise?

260
00:13:08,677 --> 00:13:11,779
I heard kids. You got kids in here?

261
00:13:11,780 --> 00:13:14,447
No. No kids. Just us. ( Chuckles )

262
00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:18,127
Then what's with all the juice boxes?
And the shirts?

263
00:13:18,128 --> 00:13:22,087
We're just two young guys who
like to drink juice from boxes,

264
00:13:22,088 --> 00:13:24,832
while wearing matching shirts.

265
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:27,969
- It's relaxing.
- Yeah.

266
00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:30,573
Well, I hope you're not running
some kind of babysitting service.

267
00:13:30,574 --> 00:13:32,559
Because that is against
building regulations.

268
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,045
( Chuckles )

269
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:36,910
Babysitting service? Oh, that's ridiculous.

270
00:13:36,911 --> 00:13:38,284
No, it's just me and Emmett.

271
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,741
( Toilet flushes )

272
00:13:40,742 --> 00:13:41,794
Somebody in your bathroom?

273
00:13:41,795 --> 00:13:44,826
Mm-mm, no, it's uh, the toilet's broken.

274
00:13:44,827 --> 00:13:49,650
Yeah, we're having this
delayed flushing issue.

275
00:13:49,651 --> 00:13:50,918
It's very upsetting.

276
00:13:50,919 --> 00:13:56,619
When I do my business, I like
it to be gone immediately.

277
00:13:56,984 --> 00:14:00,499
Well, thanks for stopping by.

278
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:03,175
I'll grab my tools and be right back.

279
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,866
Okay.

280
00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:07,471
Dude, what are we gonna do?
We have to hide the kids.

281
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,692
Okay. Um.

282
00:14:10,904 --> 00:14:12,418
Field trip to the ledge.

283
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,219
No.

284
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,575
- No.
- Okay.

285
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,066
- Hey, mom.
- Hey.

286
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,644
Whoa.

287
00:14:28,645 --> 00:14:30,565
What?

288
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,885
Nothing, it's just...

289
00:14:32,886 --> 00:14:35,827
You look kind of tired.

290
00:14:35,828 --> 00:14:38,294
What? That's ridiculous. I feel great.

291
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:42,314
Took a three hour nap in
the nurse's office today.

292
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:46,875
Kids kept banging on the door, I was out.

293
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,470
I think you should take tomorrow off.

294
00:14:50,471 --> 00:14:51,509
Why?

295
00:14:51,510 --> 00:14:55,094
Well, you've heard of bring
your kid to work day?

296
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:59,775
Well, tomorrow's keep your mom at home day.

297
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,872
Come on, Gabe. You're better than that.

298
00:15:01,873 --> 00:15:05,893
Oh, just stay home. I'm desperate.

299
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,998
What is going on?

300
00:15:07,999 --> 00:15:10,707
Well, I'm going through the
worst dilemma of my life.

301
00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:13,614
It's you versus being cool, and...

302
00:15:13,615 --> 00:15:17,575
I can't believe I'm picking you.

303
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:22,752
Okay, Gabe. What's going on?

304
00:15:22,824 --> 00:15:25,409
Well, you didn't hear this from me, but...

305
00:15:25,410 --> 00:15:31,310
There's a good chance you're getting
puked on tomorrow by Walker.

306
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:36,401
I'm getting puked on and
you struggled to tell me?

307
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:38,539
This kid throws really cool parties.

308
00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:43,820
- I gave birth do you!
- That was a long time ago!

309
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:47,468
Look, can you please just not
come to school tomorrow?

310
00:15:47,469 --> 00:15:50,312
Okay. Okay, so I don't go in tomorrow.

311
00:15:50,313 --> 00:15:52,878
What about Thursday and Friday?

312
00:15:52,879 --> 00:15:54,228
When does it end?

313
00:15:54,229 --> 00:15:56,389
Saturday.

314
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:05,290
- Easy. Easy.
- Okay.

315
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:06,989
Perfect. ( Knocks on door )

316
00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:09,249
It's open.

317
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,261
Here to fix the toilet.

318
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:14,802
Bathroom's right over there.

319
00:16:16,377 --> 00:16:21,417
- Was that there before?
- Was what there before?

320
00:16:21,573 --> 00:16:24,993
The giant pile of clothes.

321
00:16:26,621 --> 00:16:28,067
Laundry day.

322
00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:33,837
Yeah. You drink as much juice as we do,
you're gonna have a lot of laundry.

323
00:16:33,838 --> 00:16:36,659
Well, shouldn't you get
started with your wash?

324
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,171
Uh...

325
00:16:38,172 --> 00:16:40,812
Yes. We should.

326
00:16:41,039 --> 00:16:45,119
Emmett. Come on. Let's get started.

327
00:16:47,575 --> 00:16:50,035
Aah aah aah!

328
00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:54,750
Hello.

329
00:17:01,106 --> 00:17:03,866
( Doorbell rings )

330
00:17:08,146 --> 00:17:13,006
Male voice: Turns out
laryngitis is contagious.

331
00:17:15,010 --> 00:17:16,603
Oh, no.

332
00:17:16,604 --> 00:17:20,444
Our presentation is in one hour.

333
00:17:20,775 --> 00:17:24,135
What are we going to do?

334
00:17:24,145 --> 00:17:26,748
Oh, hey girls. What's up?

335
00:17:26,749 --> 00:17:29,449
I have an idea.

336
00:17:31,535 --> 00:17:34,655
I have the same idea.

337
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:38,474
You go first.

338
00:17:39,613 --> 00:17:42,613
Bob: Hi. I'm Teddy.

339
00:17:43,085 --> 00:17:48,985
My partner, Vonnie and I have something
very exciting to share with you today.

340
00:17:49,671 --> 00:17:51,736
We take you to a sleepover...

341
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:55,037
Somewhere in the U.S.A.

342
00:17:57,933 --> 00:17:59,555
Ding dong.

343
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:03,057
Hey, girl! Thanks for the sleepover.

344
00:18:03,058 --> 00:18:06,958
No prob. That's what besties do.

345
00:18:07,807 --> 00:18:11,994
I just wish there was some way we
could wake up this slumber party.

346
00:18:11,995 --> 00:18:14,560
Well now, there is.

347
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:19,121
<i>(Dance music playing)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!</i>

348
00:18:21,703 --> 00:18:23,704
With Graffooties!

349
00:18:23,705 --> 00:18:27,965
The all new pajamas you can write on.

350
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:34,441
Wow! That combines the two
things girls love best.

351
00:18:34,442 --> 00:18:37,502
Drawing and sleepwear.

352
00:18:39,687 --> 00:18:43,724
Now together in one super fun package.

353
00:18:43,725 --> 00:18:45,381
Omg.

354
00:18:45,382 --> 00:18:46,669
Bff.

355
00:18:46,670 --> 00:18:50,330
Graffooties will make you lol.

356
00:18:50,341 --> 00:18:51,821
Ha ha ha.

357
00:18:51,822 --> 00:18:53,418
Hee hee hee.

358
00:18:53,419 --> 00:18:55,699
Ho ho ho.

359
00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:00,371
Graffooties.

360
00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:02,743
They make bedtime a blast.

361
00:19:02,744 --> 00:19:06,214
<i>Yeah yeah yeah yeah! ( Music stops )</i>

362
00:19:06,215 --> 00:19:09,215
( Cheering, applause )

363
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,419
Ah, there's Blankenhooper.

364
00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:24,270
Now, Gabe. Remember what to do?

365
00:19:24,271 --> 00:19:27,734
Yeah. I distract her while you
take a big swig of mushroom soup.

366
00:19:27,735 --> 00:19:29,134
And then boom.

367
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:32,335
I get her right in the face.

368
00:19:32,336 --> 00:19:34,237
Oh, nurse?

369
00:19:34,238 --> 00:19:37,041
I don't feel so good.

370
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:40,329
- Oh, no. What's wrong?
- Oh, I feel nauseous.

371
00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:41,748
Oh.

372
00:19:41,749 --> 00:19:43,046
Nurse!

373
00:19:43,047 --> 00:19:45,652
Look over there. Something medical
looks like it's happening.

374
00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:47,268
Hey, don't distract me, kid.

375
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,556
Can't you see that this
boy here is very ill?

376
00:19:49,557 --> 00:19:53,337
Fortunately, I've come prepared.

377
00:19:55,797 --> 00:19:57,397
( Whimpers )

378
00:19:57,398 --> 00:20:01,096
- What's that?
- Your anti-nausea shot.

379
00:20:01,097 --> 00:20:02,823
Uh... I don't need it.

380
00:20:02,824 --> 00:20:05,135
Actually, I'm feeling a
whole lot better now.

381
00:20:05,136 --> 00:20:09,400
Oh, no. That means the
puke is eating your brain.

382
00:20:09,401 --> 00:20:12,377
I'm gonna have to give you
this shot right in your head.

383
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:15,649
- In my head?
- In your head.

384
00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:18,752
First, of course, I'm gonna
have to shave your hair.

385
00:20:18,753 --> 00:20:20,049
( Razor buzzing )

386
00:20:20,050 --> 00:20:22,270
What? No!

387
00:20:22,526 --> 00:20:24,986
Here we go...

388
00:20:31,799 --> 00:20:33,461
Mmm!

389
00:20:33,462 --> 00:20:35,682
Spaghetti.

390
00:20:41,609 --> 00:20:44,178
Okay. All right, Charlie. Uh...

391
00:20:44,179 --> 00:20:47,151
Well, Teddy still can't talk so...

392
00:20:47,152 --> 00:20:49,515
Uh, dad's gonna fill in
for the video diary.

393
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,332
So, uh...

394
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,787
Good luck, Charlie.

395
00:20:53,788 --> 00:20:56,556
What? I thought that was pretty good.

396
00:20:56,557 --> 00:20:58,758
We... all right. We... okay.

397
00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:04,339
Uh, Charlie, I guess I'm
supposed to say more. So uh...

398
00:21:04,465 --> 00:21:05,699
All right, well uh...

399
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:10,178
Okay, so this week, uh, Teddy
learned a very valuable lesson...

400
00:21:10,179 --> 00:21:12,819
About um... uh...

401
00:21:13,574 --> 00:21:16,154
Being yourself?

402
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,010
Telling the truth?

403
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,696
Going for it?

404
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:22,245
Teamwork?

405
00:21:22,246 --> 00:21:23,396
Teamwork!

406
00:21:23,397 --> 00:21:25,557
Teamwork.

407
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,596
Because... oh oh oh oh!

408
00:21:27,597 --> 00:21:32,982
Because if you don't work as a
team, then the team don't work.

409
00:21:32,983 --> 00:21:34,341
Huh? How about that.

410
00:21:34,342 --> 00:21:40,222
That... come on, that's pretty good.
I got a bunch of that.

411
00:21:47,130 --> 00:21:50,010
Good luck, Charlie.

412
00:21:55,933 --> 00:21:57,908
( In Bob's voice ) What am I gonna do?

413
00:21:57,909 --> 00:22:02,580
Ever since the presentation,
my voice has been like this.

414
00:22:02,581 --> 00:22:05,327
( In Teddy's voice ) You
think you got problems?

415
00:22:05,328 --> 00:22:10,488
I got kicked off my bowling
team because of this.

416
00:22:12,389 --> 00:22:15,826
( In Gabe's voice ) Hey, guys.

417
00:22:15,827 --> 00:22:19,673
Something really strange
is going on around here.

418
00:22:19,674 --> 00:22:21,186
( In Amy's voice ) Tell me about it.

419
00:22:21,187 --> 00:22:27,087
I know at this age my voice is supposed
to change, but not into my mom's!

420
00:22:29,662 --> 00:22:31,544
What are you doing here?

421
00:22:31,545 --> 00:22:34,476
( In Verna's voice ) I'm
just here to fix the toilet.

422
00:22:34,477 --> 00:22:40,377
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