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P.J., I got good news and bad news.

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Okay, what's the bad news?

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It's time for the annual fishing trip with dad.

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What's the good news?

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It's your turn to go.

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What? Hold on.

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I went last year.
It's your turn to go.

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Yeah, but when you're out of the house,
I'll be the one going every year.

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Come on, everyone
knows I'm never leaving.

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Just can't hear that same stupid
joke dad tells every year.

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You mean the one
where he passes gas

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and goes, "hey, I didn't
know this was a motorboat"?

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Hey, boys, who wants
to go fishing with dad?

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He does.
He does.

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You know what?
You can quit your arguing.

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'Cause this year I rented a bigger boat.
You both get to go.

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Yay.
Yay.

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I just hope it ain't a motorboat.

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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪

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♪ Running late, and Dad jokes ♪

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♪ Has anybody seen my left shoe ♪

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♪ Close my eyes, take a bite ♪

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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪

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♪ There it is up on the roof ♪

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♪ I've been there, I survived ♪

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♪ So just take my advice ♪

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♪ Hang in there, Baby,
things are crazy ♪

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♪ But I know your future's bright ♪

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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪

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♪ There's no maybe ♪

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♪ Everything turns out all right ♪

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♪ Sure life is up and down ♪

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♪ But trust me,
it comes back all around ♪

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♪ You're gonna love
who you turn out to be ♪

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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪

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"What did you get
for number four?"

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Why didn't you just
look at my paper?

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That would be cheating.

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If I text, it's just friends hanging out.

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You spent the whole
weekend with her, Harry.

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Should I leave?
They have this fight all the time.

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You should be home with your wife,

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not out there with
your hands all over her.

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Her name is Gracie.

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I'm sorry, I can't just sit here
and listen to this,

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you two need to work this out.

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Now whoever this Gracie is...

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She's a car.
She's a car.

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Of course she's a car.

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I'm so glad I could help.

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She's an old car

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that's taking my spot in the garage.

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When are you gonna get rid of that thing?

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I am not selling my
baby to some stranger.

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Actually, I've been thinking
about buying a car.

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Do you hear that, Harry?

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I don't know her that well.

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Oh, come on, she's practically family.

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Well...

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I guess I could consider it.

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Teddy, would you like to meet Grace?
Sure.

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I'll take you right out as
soon as you wash your hands.

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Tomorrow is gonna be such a tough day.

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It sure is.

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You have no idea what tomorrow is, do you?

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No, ma'am, I do not.

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It's Charlie's first day of preschool.

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And I'm not looking forward to it because
she's gonna be crying and screaming

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and grabbing onto my legs
like all the kids did.

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Honey, if you want, I'll take her.

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And miss all that?
Are you crazy?

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Hey, Mom, Dad, can I talk
to you guys for a sec?

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Sure, honey, what's up?

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Okay, so Ivy's dad has
offered to sell me his car.

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And I'd like to ask for you
guys to loan me the money.

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Sure.
Now before you say no,

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I made this presentation
and... wait. What?

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We said okay.

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'Cause the thing is, I kinda spent a lot of
time putting this presentation together,

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so I'd really like to present it.

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Goodness gracious,

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there's lots of graphs and charts.
Yes.

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I'll give you an extra
50 bucks if we can leave now.

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That concludes our presentation.
Okay.

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Okay, here we go.

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It's the first day.

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It's not gonna be pretty.

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Okay, now...

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Mommy needs you to be brave, okay?

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And I promise I'm gonna come
back real soon to pick you up,

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okay?
Okay.

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Big hugs.

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That was easy.

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I'm so happy that was so easy.

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What happened to you?
Sprained my arm so I can't go fishing.

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What happened to you?

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Sprained my eye.

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Aw, forget it.
This isn't gonna work.

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Why do we always have to go fishing?

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Why can't dad go
with one of his friends?

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Wait a minute.

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You just said something 
really interesting.

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I did? Oh shoot.
Now I wish I had been listening.

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If we can get dad to take
some of his friends fishing,

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then we don't have to go.

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You're right.
Okay, who are dad's friends?

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Um...

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He doesn't have any.

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Are you sure?
Think about it.

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Have you ever answered the door and
said, "Dad, your friends are here?"

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So all we gotta do is find dad a friend.

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You mean like fix him up?

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That's right.
We gotta get dad a dude.

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Well...

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I guess this is goodbye.

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Mr. Wentz,

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would you like a moment alone?

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He slept in the back seat last night.

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I just wanna make sure that
you really wanna do this.

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So you really wanna sell your car?

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Well...
<i>He's selling the car!</i>

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Teddy, before you go,

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would you take a picture
of me and my special girl?

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Sure.

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I meant Gracie.

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Of course you did.

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Hey, honey, how'd Charlie's
first day of school go?

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Awful.

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Oh no, what happened?
She make a scene?

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No, she didn't.
She just walked through the door

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without a care in the world.

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What was the awful part?

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I just told you.

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But I know what the problem is.

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Mm-hmm. Charlie
is the fourth child.

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So I didn't get to spend
enough time with her.

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We did not get enough bonding.

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Okay, so with more bonding,

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then she'll cry when you
drop her off at school,

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and that's a good thing?

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Yes.

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Okay, try and stay with me, Bob.

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You seem a little slow today.

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Hey guys, I think Teddy just
pulled up in her new car.

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Let's go check it out.
Yeah.

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Is it noticeable?

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Oh, honey. Are you okay?

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Yeah, no, I'm fine.
Well, what happened?

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I was driving home and in the middle
of the road there was this squirrel.

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So you swerved to avoid it
and you hit something?

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No, I stopped and I honked.
So then someone hit you?

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This is my accident.
Let me tell it.

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Anyway, I got out of my car
and I tried to Chase it off,

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but it was stuck to this huge wad of gum.

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What flavor?

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Who cares?

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By the way, to get back
to the earlier conversation,

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P.J. had the most
bonding time.

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Anyway, while I was staring
at the squirrel,

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a garbage truck was backing out of an alley

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and it smashed right into the car.

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Do you think it can be fixed?

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Honey, I'm afraid it's gonna cost more

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to fix than the car is worth.

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This is awful.

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What's Mr. Wentz gonna
say when he finds out?

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Baby!

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I bet he says baby.

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Hey!

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It's my friend Jimmy's dad here
to pick up my friend Jimmy.

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Come in, say hi to my dad.

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Hi, I'm Mark.
Bob.

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I knew you guys would hit it off.

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So you're Jimmy's dad?

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Yeah.

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And your Gabe's.

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What don't you guys have in common?

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So where is Jimmy?

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Dad, please, we're focusing on Jimmy's dad.

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Who is also wondering where Jimmy is.

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Guys, enough with the Jimmy.

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There are other things
to talk about besides Jimmy,

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like fishing, which I know you both love.

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Not me. I can't do
anything outdoorsy.

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Allergies.
Oh.

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Hmm.

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Sure wish Jimmy would have mentioned
that in the pre-interview.

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Hey... oh, sorry.
Dad, I didn't realize you had company.

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Bring your guy in.
My guy's not working out.

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I just remembered Jimmy
left about an hour ago.

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Bye-bye.

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Dad, there's somebody I
am dying for you to meet.

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This is...
what's your name again?

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Roger.
Right.

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Roger, this is my dad, Bob.

196
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How you doing?
Hey.

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Tell my dad what you just ordered.
Dad, wait'll you hear this.

198
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This is going to blow your mind.

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The Kwikki fishy combo.

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The guy comes into a chicken
place and orders fish.

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He loves fish.
You love to fish.

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Roger, Bob, perfect together.

203
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Actually, I ordered the fish for my wife.

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I hate fish.

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Tease.

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All right, come on, let's go.

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Gabe, what is going on?

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What's going on is you better
stop being so fussy, mister,

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00:11:00,490 --> 00:11:03,500
or you're gonna end up alone.

210
00:11:08,430 --> 00:11:12,200
Okay, Charlie, are you
ready to have some fun?

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Because today is mommy and Charlie day.

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Yay!

213
00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:21,310
Okay, let's try that again.

214
00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:24,480
Today is mommy and Charlie day.

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Yay!

216
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Boy, we got some work to do.

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00:11:35,630 --> 00:11:38,230
All right, here's what we're gonna do.

218
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We're gonna play hide and seek, okay?

219
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Cover your eyes and count to 10.

220
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One, two... here we come.

221
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Ahh, you found me.

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♪ On his farm he had a duck ♪

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♪ E-I-E-I-O!
with a quack, quack here ♪

224
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♪ And a quack, quack there,
here a quack, there a quack ♪

225
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♪ Everywhere a quack, quack,
old MacDonald had a farm ♪

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♪ E-I-E-I-O! ♪

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What a day.

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Ooh!

229
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We laughed.
We played.

230
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We sang.

231
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You are so gonna cry tomorrow.

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Look who got out of bed, everybody.

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Hi, Mr. Wentz.
Hello, Teddy.

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Hello, Ivy.
Hello, Mary Lou.

235
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Honey, we said our hellos

236
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at the top of the stairs, remember?

237
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Right, right.

238
00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:09,550
I came by to see how you're doing

239
00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:11,390
and to say again,

240
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I'm so sorry about Gracie.

241
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:15,560
That's okay, Teddy.

242
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I guess it was just her time.

243
00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:24,440
I just wish I had a chance to say goodbye.

244
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,440
Hello, Mary Lou.

245
00:13:28,470 --> 00:13:31,610
Okay, let's get you a cup of tea, okay?

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Come on.
Bye.

247
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Wow.
Yeah.

248
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This is awful.

249
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,290
I wish there was some way I could help him.

250
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:45,220
Hey, your dad said that he just
wanted to say goodbye, right?

251
00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:48,190
Right.
So he just needs closure.

252
00:13:48,230 --> 00:13:49,630
I know how to do that.

253
00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:52,530
Uh-oh. You got that
crazy look in your eye.

254
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:55,370
No, this isn't crazy at all.
This is good. This could work.

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00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,300
Did your dad and the car
have a special song?

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00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:09,310
Okay, day number two.

257
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Not gonna be easy.

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All right, Charlie, we had a lot
of fun yesterday, didn't we?

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Yeah, we did.

260
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So today's gonna be
really hard for you, okay?

261
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You might wanna cry.

262
00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:25,200
It's okay.
It's okay if you wanna cry.

263
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But I was the Jack in the box.

264
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That's my baby.

265
00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:44,220
See that?
She can't let go.

266
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Oh hey, Dad.

267
00:14:59,570 --> 00:15:02,200
Um... what's this?

268
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We're just having a little mixer with the
guys from Billy's Bait and Tackle shop.

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Yeah, here, grab a drink.
Mingle. Don't be shy.

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Okay, you two in the kitchen now.

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We'll be right back.

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If you guys get hungry, there are
fish crackers and yummy worms.

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Water, fresh or salt.

274
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All right, what's going on?

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Nothing. Just a couple
kids having a bait shop party.

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That's all.

277
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You guys don't wanna go
fishing with me, do you?

278
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Well, I wanna go fishing with you.

279
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No, you don't.
No, I really don't.

280
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Do you think when I ask you to go fishing,

281
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it's 'cause I wanna go fishing?

282
00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:48,350
Careful. This has all the
signs of a trick question.

283
00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:53,250
Guys, I just wanna
spend time with my sons.

284
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I don't care what we do,

285
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just so long we do it together.

286
00:15:57,260 --> 00:16:00,630
So we can do something else
besides fishing?

287
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,390
Guys, there's all sorts
of things we can do.

288
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We can go golfing.

289
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:07,370
We can go bowling.
We can go to the movies. I don't care.

290
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I vote for the movies.
Yeah.

291
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But we're not sitting with you.

292
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Why not?

293
00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:16,540
Well, you know how popcorn
affects your stomach?

294
00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:18,380
And then you make that joke,

295
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:21,350
"This movie must
be rated P.U."

296
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I got one for every venue.

297
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:41,570
Okay, all right, we're gonna
get started, everyone.

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I'd like to thank you all
for coming and joining us

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for a celebration of the life

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00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,440
of Gracie Wentz.

301
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Now there's so many people here

302
00:16:53,410 --> 00:16:57,320
that loved Gracie...
her family, her friends,

303
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Roy from Roy's automotive.

304
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I know. I know.

305
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,360
What can I say about Gracie?

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She was a giver.

307
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,230
In fact, she gave her life

308
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so that a squirrel could live.

309
00:17:15,370 --> 00:17:18,240
Now unfortunately, that squirrel
couldn't be with us today,

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but if it could, I know it would say...

311
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"Thank you."

312
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Does anyone else have any memories
they would like to share of Gracie?

313
00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:31,420
Ivy.

314
00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:34,290
Come on, sweetie.
You got it.

315
00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:39,520
My first memory of Gracie

316
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was when I was five years old.

317
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We were in the garage and dad said,

318
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"don't touch the car."

319
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That's right.
He did.

320
00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:52,100
Then when I was seven,

321
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:54,540
dad was washing her and he said to me,

322
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"don't touch the car."

323
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,280
Then when I was around nine... 
Oh, oh, oh,

324
00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:01,150
I-I think what Ivy
is trying to say

325
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:04,220
is that even though
she never touched the car,

326
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,120
right? The car
touched her.

327
00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:12,190
No, I'm saying I wasn't
allowed to touch the car.

328
00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:14,160
Okay, Ivy, I think you're done.

329
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:22,270
Now Mary Lou Wentz
would like to dedicate a song

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to the memory of the dear departed Gracie.

331
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♪ Amazing Gracie ♪

332
00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:52,200
♪ How sweet the car, 
that Harry sold to T ♪

333
00:18:54,300 --> 00:19:04,440
♪ She smashed it up 
to save a squirrel ♪

334
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:14,320
♪ And now she is so sorry. ♪

335
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,230
and that concludes our service. 
What?

336
00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:27,070
Read this for me.
Thank you.

337
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:35,170
Apparently, CDs of this performance

338
00:19:35,210 --> 00:19:37,440
will be available
for purchase in the kitchen.

339
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:48,120
Well, Charlie, we both hit
big milestones this week.

340
00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:52,060
You started preschool
and I got my first car.

341
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:55,430
Unfortunately, my milestone only lasted...

342
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:57,460
a mile.

343
00:20:00,130 --> 00:20:03,270
Anyway, turns out you're very independent,
which is a good thing,

344
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:05,370
not all Duncan kids let go so easily.

345
00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:12,240
Do it again.
Do it again.

346
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,350
Of course I will, honey.

347
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,080
Seen enough?
I know I have.

348
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,590
Good luck, Charlie.

349
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,340
Whoa!

350
00:20:33,370 --> 00:20:35,670
Oh, that cottage cheese
is funk-ay.

351
00:20:35,710 --> 00:20:38,680
Time to say goodbye.

352
00:20:38,710 --> 00:20:40,480
♪ Oh, when the cheese ♪

353
00:20:40,510 --> 00:20:42,650
♪ Smells really bad ♪

354
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,450
♪ Oh, when the cheese ♪

355
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,720
♪ Smells really bad ♪

356
00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:51,490
♪ Oh, it is time to dump it out ♪

357
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:56,400
♪ And have a cup
of yogurt instead ♪

358
00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:02,370
Oh, but I... I don't want yogurt.

359
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,570
♪ She just wants cheese   
Cottage cheese ♪

360
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,740
♪ She said cottage cheese   
Cottage cheese ♪

361
00:21:06,770 --> 00:21:10,710
♪ It's because I had yogurt earlier ♪

362
00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:13,350
♪ Why don't you just wait ♪

363
00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:14,780
♪ Till dinner? ♪

364
00:21:14,810 --> 00:21:18,320
♪ 'Cause I need a snack right now ♪

365
00:21:18,350 --> 00:21:20,590
♪ She needs a snack! ♪

366
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:23,320
♪ I need a snack! ♪

367
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,320
♪ Snack time! ♪

368
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,490
♪ Yeah! Yeah! ♪

369
00:21:27,530 --> 00:21:30,530
♪ I need a snack ♪

370
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,800
♪ Yeah ♪

371
00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:35,370
♪ Ooh-oh, snack time ♪

372
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,370
♪ Oh! Oh! It's snack time ♪

373
00:21:38,410 --> 00:21:40,640
♪ Yeah, snack ♪

374
00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:42,680
♪ Snack time! ♪

375
00:21:42,710 --> 00:21:44,780
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪