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Ready, Charlie?

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Let's show Gabe what you've learned.

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Okay.
Okay.

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What's the opposite of up?
Down.

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Yeah. What's the opposite of big?
Little.

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What's the opposite of good?
Gabe.

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And here is your cookie.

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Teddy, you'll be out of
the house in two years.

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Then it's just you and me.

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Thanks for the ride home, Fran.

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Should I pick you up tomorrow?

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Nope, not working tomorrow.

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Gotta get ready for
the big hospital benefit.

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You know me, Fran win-the-talent-show-
every-year Culpepper.

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Mostly we just call you Fran...

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And some other things.

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This year I'll be sharing the
stage with all the Culpeppers.

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We're a wonderfully talented family.

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And I assume your family
will be in the audience again?

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Actually, Fran, my family
will also be performing.

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We will?
Yes, we will.

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Well, may the best family win.

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That's our plan, Fran.

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All right, Duncans,
get your butts in here now!

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Oh, the sweet sound
of my lovely bride's voice.

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I have great news.

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The entire Duncan family
is going to compete

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in this year's hospital talent show.

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Cool.
What's the great news?

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Come on, you guys,
how can we lose?

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We have the world's
most perfect baby.

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I mean look at that face.
What happened to your face?

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I don't know, Mom.

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I think I'm busy, uh, whatever
night the stupid thing is.

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Yeah, me too.
Oh really, you guys are too busy?

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Well, did I happen to mention
that the grand prize

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is a two-day pass
to Super Adventure Land?

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Super Adventure Land?

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The funnest place on Earth?
Fran's going down.

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Fran's going down.

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Fran's going d...

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Forgot my keys.

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You have a great evening, Fran.
Okay.

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Fran's going down.

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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪

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♪ Running late, and Dad jokes ♪

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♪ Has anybody seen my left shoe ♪

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♪ Close my eyes, take a bite ♪

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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪

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♪ There it is up on the roof ♪

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♪ I've been there, I survived ♪

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♪ So just take my advice ♪

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♪ Hang in there, Baby,
things are crazy ♪

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♪ But I know your future's bright ♪

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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪

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♪ There's no maybe ♪

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♪ Everything turns out all right ♪

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♪ Sure life is up and down ♪

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♪ But trust me,
it comes back all around ♪

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♪ You're gonna love
who you turn out to be ♪

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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪

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Thanks for walking me
to class, Ray-Ray.

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Anytime, I-I.

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Well, looks like you're getting
pretty cozy with Raymond.

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Ray-Ray.
That's what I call him.

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I'm gonna stick with Raymond.

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Aw, look at those two.

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We could be double-dating
if you were still

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going out with Spencer.
Oh, you mean Spence-Spence?

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Hi, having a party tonight.
Hope you can make it.

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Hi, having a party tonight.
Hope you can make it.

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Hi...

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Hi, having a party tonight.
Hope you can make it.

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Something tells me

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Lynette doesn't want me at her party.

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Well, if she doesn't want my best friend,

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she's not getting me.

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Or me.

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That's kind of where we started.

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Okay, class.

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This is a very exciting time of year...

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Mock court.

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We're going to learn
how our justice system works

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by having our own trial
right here in class.

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Teddy, you'll be the
prosecuting attorney. Yes!

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Somebody's going down.
Who's it gonna be?

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Lynette, you'll be the defendant.

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And the system works.

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Spencer, you'll be the defense lawyer.

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Walter, you'll be the judge.

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Yes! I can already
taste the power.

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That one might be a mistake.

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Ivy, you'll be the witness
for the prosecution.

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And the rest of you

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will make up the jury.

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If anyone needs me, I'll be at my desk

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finishing my sudoku.

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Hey, "counselor."

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I gotta warn you, my dad's a lawyer,

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so I might have an advantage.

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Oh yeah.
No, I'm not worried.

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My dad's an exterminator.
What does that mean?

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I'm gonna crush you like a bug.

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Hey, where'd you get the dummy?
I bought it online.

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I wasn't talking to you.
Ha ha ha ha.

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I'm gonna put him in my car.

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That way I can use the carpool lane

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when I'm making kwikki chikki deliveries.

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<i>Huh?</i>

111
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So people can get their
crummy chicken quicker?

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Right.
Everybody wins.

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Well, except the people
who eat the chicken.

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And the chickens.

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I guess I'm the only one who really wins.

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You know, I'm getting an idea here.

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You bought this piece
of junk online, right?

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Who are you talking to?

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I'm talking to you now.

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Oh, yeah yeah, I bought him online.

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Well, maybe there's people out
there who wanna buy our junk.

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Not following you.

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I'm saying if there's people
stupid enough to buy dummies,

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maybe they're stupid enough
to buy our crummy stuff.

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Still talking to me?
Ugh.

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Now, miss wentz, please tell
the court what happened next.

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My Ray-Ray misses me with
seven exclamation points.

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Ivy, focus.

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Mm, Ray-Ray says
I look hot today,

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but only with six exclamation points.

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Should I be worried?
Moving on. Okay.

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Now let's talk about what you're
going to wear on the stand.

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You don't want to be too flashy.

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T, you've seen my closet.

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It's mostly zebra stripes
and leopard print.

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And those are my church clothes.

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Okay, well, then you're
gonna have to go through

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your mom's closet.
What?

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You want me to wear
my mom's clothes to school?

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Mm-hmm.
In front of my boyfriend?

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I've had this dream.
It did not end well.

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Ivy, for one day you can tone it down.

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Then you have the rest of the school year

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to dress like the animal of your choice.

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Oh, it's getting late.
I gotta go.

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It's my dad's birthday.

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Oh sorry, one more thing.

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When you're on the stand tomorrow,
you have to be very serious.

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It wouldn't hurt to cry a little.
Don't worry.

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If I'm wearing my mom's
clothes, I'll be crying.

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Okay, this is our number for the show.

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P.J., hit it.

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♪ We're the singin' dancin' Duncans ♪

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♪ quite a happy bunch ♪

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♪ we will always work together ♪

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♪ breakfast, din and lunch ♪

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<i>♪ you will always</i>
<i>see us smiling ♪</i>

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♪ evening, noon and morn ♪

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♪ we all start our day the very same way ♪

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♪ when Charlie
blows her horn. ♪

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And Charlie blows her horn.
What do you think?

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It's a two-day pass
to super adventure land, right?

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That is correct.

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Okay, now I'm going to show you the
dance that goes along with it.

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The first move...
very simple.

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I call it the chug, kind
of like what a train does.

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A-one, two, three.
A-one, two, three.

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And a-one, two, three.

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Okay, you guys line up and you do it.

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Daddy in front.
All right.

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P.J., Teddy, Gabe.
Okay.

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I guess dad's the engine.
I hope so.

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If he's the caboose, this
train's not getting very far.

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The engine has ears, guys...

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And feelings.

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Okay, ready?

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A-five, six,
seven, eight.

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And one, two, three.
And one, two, three.

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And... honey, you're not
moving your feet. Sorry.

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Okay, now you're not moving your arms.

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Honey, this is hard.

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Dad, it's just like patting your
head and rubbing your stomach.

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That must be really depressing for you.

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Okay, let's assume we got the train

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into the station somehow.

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Okay, this next part is a little tricky,

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so watch carefully.

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I'm gonna break it down.
Ready?

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Five, six, seven, eight.

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Touch, step, pas de bourree.

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Kick, step, together, front and passe.

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Turn, wait, ba-bam!

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Now we're gonna sass it up a bit.

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A-shoulder shoulder,
tap tap.

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Turn around and uh uh.

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And whammy, and whammy, and whammy.

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Ah ooh ooh!

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00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:04,760
Okay, now I want you to do
exactly what I just did.

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And a-five, six,
seven, eight.

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00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,630
One, two...

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00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:11,170
What are you waiting for?

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10 years of dance lessons.

203
00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,180
I can't believe how much money we're making

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selling our old junk online.

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It's easier than taking candy from a baby.

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I mean, I should know.

207
00:10:28,450 --> 00:10:30,950
I take candy from Charlie all the time.

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00:10:35,820 --> 00:10:38,890
What's... what's with
all the bubble wrap?

209
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:43,060
Uh... really fun to pop?

210
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,670
Hey, anybody seen my bowling ball?

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00:10:52,710 --> 00:10:54,680
You loaned it
to Mr. dabney.

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00:10:54,710 --> 00:10:56,580
I think I would have remembered that.

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You're starting to lose it, dad.

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I mean the next thing you know,

215
00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:04,190
you're not gonna remember where
your slippers are. Yeah.

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00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:07,420
Come to think of it, where...
where are my slippers?

217
00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,560
Dude, we gotta be more careful.

218
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,760
Sooner or later, dad's gonna
know he's missing stuff.

219
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,570
I wouldn't worry about that.
Why not?

220
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,370
I just sold his glasses.

221
00:11:26,470 --> 00:11:29,410
Oh no, this is terrible.

222
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:32,850
And there's nothing we can do, you say?

223
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Thanks for calling, Fran.

224
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Bob, I can't believe this.

225
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The benefit's been canceled.
What?

226
00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:46,330
And after all that work you
and the kids did. Oh man.

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You know, I was getting pretty
good at that turn, wait, bam!

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Ba-bam.
Ba-bam.

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Honey, could you tell the kids?

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I don't have the heart.
Yeah, sure thing.

231
00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:04,280
I don't have the heart
to cook dinner either.

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No problem.
We go out.

233
00:12:06,650 --> 00:12:10,480
Okay, we go out.
You're so good.

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00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,550
He bought that, right?

235
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Is this what you wanted?

236
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Yeah, it's fine.
It'd better be.

237
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A kid on the bus called me ma'am.

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Hey, how come you didn't
text me back last night?

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Oh, my phone must have been off.

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Right, yeah, that's what I figured.

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And so I called your house.
You did?

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00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:40,610
Yes yes, I did.
And you weren't there.

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I wasn't?
No no, you weren't.

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And so I wished your dad a Happy Birthday

245
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and then he said, "my
birthday's not for six months."

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Is this class ever gonna start?

247
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How are you doing, Ivy?
Hey, Lynette.

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Ugh.

249
00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:02,340
Since when are you two so friendly?

250
00:13:02,370 --> 00:13:05,510
What are you talking about?

251
00:13:05,540 --> 00:13:08,140
No.

252
00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:10,110
No, you didn't.
What?

253
00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:12,180
You went to Lynette's party last night.

254
00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:14,580
Nuh-uh!
Oh, don't you nuh-uh me.

255
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:17,650
I'll nuh-uh whoever I want to nuh-uh.
Nuh-uh!

256
00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:21,960
Okay, so if you weren't
at Lynette's party last night,

257
00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:24,290
then where were you?
That is none of your business.

258
00:13:24,330 --> 00:13:26,990
No, see, it is my business
because you lied to me.

259
00:13:28,310 --> 00:13:29,400
This is not over.

260
00:13:29,430 --> 00:13:31,530
Unbelievable.

261
00:13:31,570 --> 00:13:35,540
And they say government is a boring class.

262
00:13:35,570 --> 00:13:37,240
They're right.

263
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,110
Your witness, counselor.

264
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:51,750
Miss wentz, please tell
us in your own words

265
00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:54,850
what you observed on the
afternoon of the 23rd.

266
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:58,020
Well, I was working at the bank,

267
00:13:58,050 --> 00:14:00,690
teller window two, when a lady approached

268
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,060
and slipped me a threatening note.

269
00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:06,930
Hmm. And do you
see that person

270
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,700
here in this courtroom?

271
00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:11,900
Yeah.
She's right there.

272
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,240
Hmm.

273
00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:19,340
And have you seen this person
anywhere else recently?

274
00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:21,170
Like at a party?

275
00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:23,540
A party I wasn't invited to?

276
00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:25,610
Objection. What does this
have to do with anything?

277
00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:27,610
I'll allow it

278
00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:30,150
since I wasn't invited either.

279
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,790
<i>Now, miss wentz,</i>

280
00:14:32,820 --> 00:14:35,460
did you or did you not
go to Lynette's party?

281
00:14:35,490 --> 00:14:37,120
I don't want to answer that.

282
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,490
You have to.
You're under oath.

283
00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:40,990
No, I did not go to the party.

284
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:43,460
Well, then where did you go?
I was out...

285
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,400
With Spencer.

286
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:49,970
Order!

287
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,840
Wait, so...

288
00:14:52,870 --> 00:14:55,580
so you're dating Spencer?
I object!

289
00:14:55,610 --> 00:14:58,950
I object.
Now I object.

290
00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:02,950
I'm not dating him.

291
00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:05,450
I'm dating him.

292
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:07,150
I withdraw my objection,

293
00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:09,520
see you tonight, baby.
You know it, Ray-Ray.

294
00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:15,600
Wait, so why were you out
with my ex-boyfriend?

295
00:15:15,630 --> 00:15:17,930
I was hanging out with Raymond.

296
00:15:17,970 --> 00:15:19,630
And he wanted to hang out with Spencer.

297
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:21,700
I felt weird about it, but I went along.

298
00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:24,100
And I didn't tell you because
I knew you wouldn't like it.

299
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,240
Why wouldn't she like it?
You said we're friends, right?

300
00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:29,240
Oh please, everyone says
that after they break up.

301
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:33,110
So we're not friends?
No, of course we are.

302
00:15:33,150 --> 00:15:35,150
Okay, I'm confused.
Are we friends or not?

303
00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:38,150
If we are, then why are you mad
that I was hanging out with Ivy?

304
00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:40,750
No no, I'm not mad!

305
00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:43,320
Okay, I'm mad because I...

306
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,360
Well, because...

307
00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:48,800
Look, I'm not the one on trial here.

308
00:15:48,830 --> 00:15:51,560
Let's take a recess.

309
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:54,470
I lost the gavel in my robe.

310
00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:04,840
I just got a very interesting
phone call from Fran Culpepper.

311
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,710
She wanted to make sure
your mom baked enough cookies

312
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,580
for tonight's benefit.

313
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,850
That is interesting.

314
00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:14,420
Why is that interesting?

315
00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:19,490
Because if the benefit was really
cancelled, like your mom said,

316
00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:21,930
why would Fran Culpepper need cookies?

317
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:25,870
Ah, I see where you're going with this.

318
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:28,600
Mom baked cookies and she didn't tell us.

319
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,540
Uh, going somewhere?

320
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:39,080
Charlie can't sleep, so I thought
I'd take her out for a drive.

321
00:16:39,110 --> 00:16:41,880
A little dolled up, aren't we?

322
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,280
Thank you.

323
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,320
I always try to look my best.

324
00:16:57,870 --> 00:17:00,470
Hey.
Hey.

325
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,300
Can I come in?

326
00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:04,640
Whatever.

327
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:09,710
I got you something.

328
00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:22,990
His name is Berry sowwy.

329
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:29,330
See, 'cause it's a strawberry

330
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:31,360
and I'm sowwy...

331
00:17:32,930 --> 00:17:35,600
Berry sowwy.

332
00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:40,110
Wow, looks like you felt real bad...

333
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:42,640
Oh, 99¢ bad.

334
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,810
Actually I found it on the bus.

335
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:53,450
Do you forgive me? Well, I don't know.
I'm very mad at you.

336
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,960
Well, stop being mad.
I don't like it.

337
00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:00,360
I know.
I don't like it either.

338
00:18:00,390 --> 00:18:02,700
I know I messed up.

339
00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:05,330
It's just I've never had
a boyfriend before.

340
00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:09,000
I didn't know what to do.
Look, Ivy, there are gonna be times

341
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,100
when you have a boyfriend and I don't

342
00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:12,870
or when I have a boyfriend and you don't.

343
00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:15,840
I like it better the first way.
Okay.

344
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,780
But the point is since
we're best friends forever,

345
00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:21,050
no matter what, we have to
be honest with each other.

346
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,680
You're so right.

347
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:27,390
And from here on out, I promise
to always be honest with you.

348
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,930
We good?
Yeah, we're good.

349
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,130
We're good.

350
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,000
Oh, so did we win the trial?
What do you think?

351
00:18:37,030 --> 00:18:39,130
The prosecutor ran out and the star witness

352
00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:42,140
forgot everything she was supposed to say.

353
00:18:42,170 --> 00:18:43,870
We're a good team.
Oh yeah.

354
00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:46,110
Oh yes.

355
00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:51,710
<i>And now, please welcome</i>
<i>our next act:</i>

356
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,380
<i>The singin' dancin' Duncans!</i>

357
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,980
Hi, everybody.

358
00:18:58,020 --> 00:18:59,990
My name is Amy Duncan

359
00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:01,790
and I'd like for you to meet

360
00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:04,020
the rest of my wonderful family:

361
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,690
My husband Bob,

362
00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:13,700
my son P.J.,

363
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,310
our daughter Teddy...

364
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:25,080
Hey, did you forget about me?

365
00:19:25,110 --> 00:19:27,280
Who could forget about Gabe?

366
00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:41,130
And last, and certainly
the cutest, Charlie!

367
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:51,770
And together we're the
singin' dancin' Duncans!

368
00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:54,910
♪ We're the singin' dancin' Duncans ♪

369
00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:57,380
♪ quite a happy bunch ♪

370
00:19:57,410 --> 00:20:01,110
♪ we will always stick together ♪

371
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:07,790
♪ you will always see us smiling ♪

372
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:10,260
<i>♪ evening,</i>
<i>noon and morn... ♪</i>

373
00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:17,260
Hi, guys.

374
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:21,830
Look, I know you're all
probably really mad at me.

375
00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:24,470
Oh, honey, we're not mad anymore.

376
00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:25,970
You're not?

377
00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:28,270
Come on, we know how you are.

378
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,940
Everybody has flaws.

379
00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:32,010
I know.

380
00:20:32,050 --> 00:20:35,980
And mine is despite
all my wonderful talents

381
00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:39,350
I have yet to be discovered.

382
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:43,160
Well, I'm just so glad
you've all forgiven me.

383
00:20:43,190 --> 00:20:46,330
Yeah, of course. And as far as the
whole fake-family thing goes,

384
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,360
we've completely moved on.

385
00:20:49,730 --> 00:20:53,330
Fresh-baked cookies
made from scratch.

386
00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:55,600
Who's this?
Our new mom.

387
00:20:57,070 --> 00:21:00,270
Okay, you got me.

388
00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:01,940
Fake mom, you can go home now.

389
00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:04,640
No way!
We love fake mom.

390
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,280
She cooks. She cleans.
She even changes diapers.

391
00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:09,720
Diapers?
Really?

392
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,950
Ha, welcome to the family.

393
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:23,430
Well, Charlie, if there's one thing
your big sis wants you to know,

394
00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:26,000
it's that it's important
to always tell the truth.

395
00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:28,430
That's right, honesty is
always the best policy.

396
00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:30,700
True dat. Yep.
Uh, guys?

397
00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:34,110
<i>Yep?</i>
Where's the dryer?

398
00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:39,150
I told you they'd notice.
Just keep walking.

399
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:46,890
Hey, dad, are they in trouble?
Oh yeah.

400
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:50,220
Your brothers are gonna need
some good luck, Charlie.

401
00:21:52,030 --> 00:21:54,030
True dat.

402
00:21:58,090 --> 00:22:01,020
Your honor, this woman replaced her family

403
00:22:01,050 --> 00:22:04,650
just because they have no rhythm.

404
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,660
Now given the horrible
nature of this crime,

405
00:22:06,690 --> 00:22:08,320
I request the maximum punishment.

406
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,690
And so do I.

407
00:22:09,730 --> 00:22:11,930
What are you doing?
You're my attorney.

408
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:15,130
Do you remember that time
you made me eat all my broccoli?

409
00:22:15,170 --> 00:22:18,670
Who's laughing now?
Huh.

410
00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:21,940
Your honor, we are ready for the verdict.

411
00:22:21,970 --> 00:22:23,640
How do you find the defendant?

412
00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:29,410
Guilty, mommy!