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So then Spencer said,

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"are you coming
to my party tonight?"

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And inside
I was like, "waah!"

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But on the outside
I was like, "sure, whatevs."

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So then I said,
"what should I bring?"

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And he said,
"just your cute self."

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And that time
I did say, "waah!"

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- Hi, honey.
- Oh, hey, mom.

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Homework call.

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Sorry.
Where's Charlie?

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Kitchen, with Gabe.

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Charlie did it.

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What in the world?

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Well, Charlie asked
for a milkshake.

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Like a good big brother,
I decided to make one.

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Then she forgot to put
the top on the blender.

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So you put
your baby sister

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In charge of
an electrical appliance?

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And she let me down.

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Teddy, get in here.

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Mom, I'm on the...

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Gotta call you back.

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Care to explain
what's going on here?

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A chocolate
bomb went off?

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I asked if we could
make milkshakes

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And Teddy did this.

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And then she started talking
about her party again.

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That's what we call
homework sometimes...

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A party...
'cause it's so fun.

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Okay, you know what?
That's it.

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No TV, no computer,
no video games

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For the rest
of the day.

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- I think that's fair.
- And you're watching him.

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That's so unfair!

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And Charlie.

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Mom, I have to get ready
for my party.

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That's just too bad. And what
did I tell you about lying?

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It only works on dad.

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Now both of you,
clean this mess up.

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My poor little baby.

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I gotta give you a bath.

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Or I could just
lick you clean.

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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com

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- Good morning, dad.
- You gonna get to that lawn today?

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You know, when someone
says "good morning,"

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The traditional response
is "good morning" back.

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Sorry.

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You gonna get
to that lawn today?

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So where you off to?

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I'm meeting with some
jingle writers,

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Getting ready to shoot a new
commercial for Bob's bugs be gone.

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A jingle?
That's like a song, right?

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That's right, a catchy little
tune that sticks in your head

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And drives you
just a little bit crazy.

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You know Emmett and
I have a band, right?

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You know we have
a lawn mower, right?

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Don't you think you should give
us a shot at writing your jingle?

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P.J., come on, music's a great hobby
for you, but I need a professional.

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Come on,
just give us a chance.

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All right, okay. If you guys wanna take
a shot at it, knock yourselves out.

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You will not be sorry.

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And then one day
when I accept my grammy

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For best exterminator jingle,
I'm gonna say,

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"this one's for you, dad.

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And my girlfriend
Taylor Swift.

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What up, Tay-Tay?"

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00:04:03,980 --> 00:04:06,449
What's wrong with you?

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No TV, no computer,
no video games.

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I'm freaking out.

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Why don't you
read a book?

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Sure, right after
I clean my room.

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Do you even know me?

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You're a strange
little dude.

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Where are you going?

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To the store.
We're out of diapers.

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Please take me
with you.

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You wanna go
shopping for diapers?

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No, but I will
not stay here

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And have these
machines mock me.

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Again, a strange
little dude.

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Okay, read back
what we have so far.

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Okay.
"jingle number one,

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Written by
P.J. and Emmett."

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That's it.

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Think.
Gotta think.

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Oh, hey, my dad's name
is Bob.

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Maybe we should think of
things that rhyme with "Bob."

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How about blob,
glob and slob?

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00:05:06,210 --> 00:05:08,545
I'm doing a load
of his whites.

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Man, writing a jingle
is harder than I thought.

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Mom, we need
some inspiration.

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Well, lucky for you,

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I wrote quite a bit of
poetry in high school.

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Published five times in the
school's literary magazine...

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Whatever.

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Actually,
I was thinking

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You could inspire us
with some sandwiches.

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My first piece or...
back it up...

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Should I say
my first published piece

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Is called simply
"locker."

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That's great.
I'll take a ham and cheese...

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"hey there, locker,

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Filled with my books
and papers

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And secrets.

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I can't remember
your combination.

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37 right,
17 left,

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But then what?

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00:06:03,335 --> 00:06:05,770
Am I locked out

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00:06:05,771 --> 00:06:08,239
Or are you locked in?"

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So good.
So good.

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It's still so good.

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You wanna do this
at my house?

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Well well well,

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Gabriel B. Duncan.

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Afternoon, Hugo.

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The manager
knows you?

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We have a history, yes.

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A word of advice, Duncan...

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You knock over a display
or joy-ride a shopping cart,

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And I will personally open a can
of Reddi Mart's finest butt-kick.

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Hey, have you
lost weight?

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Just kidding.

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I'm watching you, punk.

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00:07:06,262 --> 00:07:09,130
Soda and mints?
What are these for?

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I'm gonna make
a soda geyser.

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You drop a mint
into the bottle

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00:07:12,535 --> 00:07:14,670
And it makes this
huge explosion.

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Wow, that sounds
so cool.

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Put them back.

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How come you get to buy lip
gloss and I can't buy this stuff?

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00:07:22,144 --> 00:07:23,945
It's completely
different.

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Soda and mints won't make you
look totally cute at a party.

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Thank you very much.

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What's going on?

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00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:44,664
Why, it's Gabe.
I must be getting psychic.

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I didn't do anything.

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Mm-hmm, come on.

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Receipt.

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There you go.

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Huh, I'm seeing
diapers,

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00:07:56,946 --> 00:07:59,647
But I'm not seeing
sunglasses. Explain.

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Explanation...
we didn't get sunglasses.

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00:08:02,484 --> 00:08:04,185
Well, someone did.

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00:08:08,657 --> 00:08:10,457
Charlie did it.

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00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:12,125
This time
she really did do it.

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00:08:12,126 --> 00:08:14,594
She must have grabbed these
when we weren't looking.

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- That's so funny.
- You see me laughing?

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00:08:16,831 --> 00:08:21,301
There's nothing funny
about shoplifting.

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In case you didn't notice,
Hugo, we're still in the store.

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Unpaid items are considered
stolen once they leave checkout.

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00:08:27,543 --> 00:08:31,746
In case you didn't notice, we don't
have cash registers in the parking lot.

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Tell Alice
to call the police.

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The police?
You're arresting a baby?

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Or a very small person.

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We don't have
all the facts yet.

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Turn her to the left.

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Don't you think
it's a little ridiculous

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To take mug shots
of a baby?

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00:09:01,645 --> 00:09:03,746
That's procedure
for shoplifters.

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00:09:03,747 --> 00:09:05,180
Turn her
to the right.

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00:09:05,181 --> 00:09:08,817
Okay, Charlie,
smile for huge-oh.

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00:09:08,818 --> 00:09:11,452
Sticks and stones
may break my bones...

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00:09:18,728 --> 00:09:20,895
Are these
the shoplifters?

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00:09:20,896 --> 00:09:22,497
That's right. The perp
is in the stroller.

165
00:09:22,498 --> 00:09:24,199
She's not a perp.
She's a baby.

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00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,034
Still undetermined.

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00:09:26,035 --> 00:09:28,703
I called the police, but they
said this was low priority

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00:09:28,704 --> 00:09:31,406
And they wouldn't be here
for three or four hours.

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00:09:31,407 --> 00:09:33,108
Three or four hours?

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00:09:33,109 --> 00:09:35,044
Alice, why can't you
do anything right?

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00:09:35,045 --> 00:09:36,645
It's not my fault.
Please don't yell at me.

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00:09:36,646 --> 00:09:38,147
How many times
have we been over this?

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00:09:38,148 --> 00:09:39,749
Whenever you tell me
not to yell at you,

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00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:42,018
It makes me want
to yell at you!

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00:09:42,019 --> 00:09:45,421
Hi, as entertaining and
twisted as this all is,

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Can we please move it along?
I have a party to go to.

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- You're going to a party?
- Yes.

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That must be nice.

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00:09:52,095 --> 00:09:56,366
Nitwit, do not fraternize
with the suspects.

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Might as well make
yourselves comfortable,

181
00:09:58,402 --> 00:10:00,370
Looks like you're gonna
be here a while.

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00:10:00,371 --> 00:10:03,172
I'll stay here
as long as you want.

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00:10:03,173 --> 00:10:06,409
- There's t.V. Here.
- That's a security monitor.

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00:10:06,410 --> 00:10:09,512
It's a screen
and it's giving me pleasure.

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00:10:09,513 --> 00:10:13,984
<i>Woman over P.A.: Alice,
register 2 needs nickels.</i>

186
00:10:13,985 --> 00:10:16,921
Hugo, I'm gonna bring
nickels to register 2.

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00:10:16,922 --> 00:10:19,757
I heard.

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00:10:22,728 --> 00:10:24,563
Gabe, we gotta
get out of here.

189
00:10:24,564 --> 00:10:26,198
Are you giving me
permission to be bad?

190
00:10:26,199 --> 00:10:27,466
- Yes.
- How bad?

191
00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:28,967
Do whatever it takes.

192
00:10:28,968 --> 00:10:32,504
I've been waiting to hear
those words my whole life.

193
00:10:32,505 --> 00:10:34,772
No whispering.

194
00:10:34,773 --> 00:10:37,775
Hugo, I have to go
to the bathroom.

195
00:10:39,778 --> 00:10:42,446
Is this
some kind of trick?

196
00:10:42,447 --> 00:10:44,348
It is...
a magic trick.

197
00:10:44,349 --> 00:10:47,851
I drink stuff up here
and it comes out down here.

198
00:10:47,852 --> 00:10:49,720
All right, let's go.

199
00:10:49,721 --> 00:10:52,823
And you, don't do
anything stupid.

200
00:11:01,268 --> 00:11:03,135
Like that?

201
00:11:03,136 --> 00:11:05,038
"like that?"

202
00:11:11,445 --> 00:11:13,079
All right, let's hear
what you got.

203
00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:15,682
This first song is one
of my personal favorites.

204
00:11:15,683 --> 00:11:18,485
It's called
"jingle number one."

205
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:22,889
One, two, three, four.

206
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:26,160
* Bob's bugs be gone,
bugs be gone *

207
00:11:26,161 --> 00:11:27,961
* he kills them
dead dead dead *

208
00:11:27,962 --> 00:11:32,667
* dead dead dead
dead dead dead! *

209
00:11:32,668 --> 00:11:34,268
What do you think?

210
00:11:34,269 --> 00:11:38,006
I think you just loosened
one of my fillings.

211
00:11:45,883 --> 00:11:48,284
Where's Hugo?

212
00:11:48,285 --> 00:11:49,952
Bathroom.

213
00:11:49,953 --> 00:11:51,287
Oh, no.

214
00:11:51,288 --> 00:11:53,923
That means I'm in charge
for 30 minutes.

215
00:11:57,827 --> 00:12:01,430
Where have I heard
that before?

216
00:12:01,431 --> 00:12:03,165
Heard what?

217
00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:06,768
The...

218
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,203
In french class?

219
00:12:08,204 --> 00:12:09,872
Oh, yeah, yeah!

220
00:12:09,873 --> 00:12:11,907
You're Alice Wheezheimer.

221
00:12:11,908 --> 00:12:14,276
It's Wartheimer.

222
00:12:14,277 --> 00:12:15,844
It is?

223
00:12:15,845 --> 00:12:17,279
Are you sure?

224
00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:20,349
Is that what people
call me behind my back...

225
00:12:20,350 --> 00:12:21,750
Wheezheimer?

226
00:12:21,751 --> 00:12:24,319
No, not at all.

227
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,322
Nobody calls you
Wheezheimer

228
00:12:26,323 --> 00:12:27,956
Or Wheezy.

229
00:12:27,957 --> 00:12:32,661
Hugo calls me
Alice in Wheezerland.

230
00:12:32,662 --> 00:12:35,797
Why do you let him
treat you so badly?

231
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,199
He's my boss.
I have to.

232
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,301
No, Alice, you don't.

233
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:41,936
You have to
stand up for yourself.

234
00:12:41,937 --> 00:12:44,371
If he yells at you,
you yell back.

235
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,273
Oh, I don't know.

236
00:12:46,274 --> 00:12:49,176
Believe it or not,
I'm not much of a yeller.

237
00:12:49,177 --> 00:12:51,245
This guy is treating you
like a doormat.

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00:12:51,246 --> 00:12:53,714
- And that's bad?
- Yes.

239
00:12:53,715 --> 00:12:55,916
You have to stand up
and say,

240
00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:58,919
"you can't mess with me.
I'm Alice Wheezheimer!"

241
00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,354
Wartheimer!

242
00:13:00,355 --> 00:13:02,323
That's the fire
I'm looking for, wheezy...

243
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:03,858
I mean warty.

244
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:09,664
Hugo, get your butt
in here,

245
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,866
Please.

246
00:13:16,405 --> 00:13:20,141
* da bug, mon *

247
00:13:20,142 --> 00:13:22,776
* yeah, da bug, mon *

248
00:13:22,777 --> 00:13:26,213
* don't delay,
call Bob today *

249
00:13:26,214 --> 00:13:30,084
* dial three *

250
00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:33,354
* zero *

251
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:36,891
* three... *

252
00:13:36,892 --> 00:13:38,226
Guys.

253
00:13:38,227 --> 00:13:40,762
* fi-yi-yi-yive... *

254
00:13:40,763 --> 00:13:42,598
Guys guys guys.

255
00:13:42,599 --> 00:13:44,767
You haven't heard the second
verse. That's your fax number.

256
00:13:44,768 --> 00:13:46,869
It's a 30-second
commercial.

257
00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:50,005
You can't place artificial
limits on our art.

258
00:13:50,006 --> 00:13:52,774
Yah, mon, da song needs
to breathe a little.

259
00:13:52,775 --> 00:13:55,910
Look, guys,
I gave you a shot,

260
00:13:55,911 --> 00:13:57,645
But I can't use
any of these songs.

261
00:13:57,646 --> 00:13:59,848
- Why not?
- Because they're not...

262
00:13:59,849 --> 00:14:04,653
What's the word?
...Good.

263
00:14:04,654 --> 00:14:06,922
P.J., come on!

264
00:14:06,923 --> 00:14:09,725
It's just business.
It's not personal.

265
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,764
So I guess the
polka number's out?

266
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,643
Did you just tell me
to get my butt in here?

267
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,983
Yes, she did.

268
00:14:35,984 --> 00:14:38,386
She's got something
to say to you...

269
00:14:43,026 --> 00:14:44,894
...Which is

270
00:14:44,895 --> 00:14:46,829
She's not your
doormat, okay?

271
00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:49,331
She deserves to be
treated with respect.

272
00:14:49,332 --> 00:14:51,434
How dare you
talk to me that way?

273
00:14:51,435 --> 00:14:56,471
She's gonna talk to you any way I
want to talk to you for her about.

274
00:14:56,472 --> 00:14:59,741
<i>Woman over P.A.:
Price check on aisle 1,</i>

275
00:14:59,742 --> 00:15:02,943
<i>Volcanic geyser
on aisle 2.</i>

276
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,984
This ends now.

277
00:15:12,386 --> 00:15:14,754
Let's go, Charlie.
We're busting out of here.

278
00:15:23,931 --> 00:15:27,167
You little...!

279
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:35,141
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

280
00:15:39,246 --> 00:15:42,948
Jalapeno-style.

281
00:16:07,142 --> 00:16:10,977
Hugo, catch me
if you can.

282
00:16:23,157 --> 00:16:26,492
Gabriel!

283
00:16:42,845 --> 00:16:45,514
Clean up on aisle...
Everywhere.

284
00:16:52,256 --> 00:16:54,324
Hey.

285
00:16:54,325 --> 00:16:55,959
You okay?

286
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,261
- Dad, can I ask you something?
- Sure.

287
00:16:58,262 --> 00:17:03,166
Do you think I should give up
my dream of being a musician?

288
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:04,868
Well, I think
the only person

289
00:17:04,869 --> 00:17:06,870
That can answer
that question is you.

290
00:17:06,871 --> 00:17:09,873
Then the
answer is no.

291
00:17:09,874 --> 00:17:11,675
I'm not giving up.

292
00:17:11,676 --> 00:17:14,144
Good.
That's good.

293
00:17:14,145 --> 00:17:16,779
You don't want
to have any regrets.

294
00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:18,915
- I should know.
- What do you mean?

295
00:17:18,916 --> 00:17:21,684
I had a dream too.

296
00:17:21,685 --> 00:17:26,089
I was gonna be a
professional wrestler, man.

297
00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:29,693
I was gonna call
myself "Bobzilla."

298
00:17:29,694 --> 00:17:31,995
Bobzilla?

299
00:17:31,996 --> 00:17:34,865
Maybe five more minutes
on the name, dad.

300
00:17:34,866 --> 00:17:36,733
Well, it all
worked out fine.

301
00:17:36,734 --> 00:17:40,337
I've got a nice life
and a wonderful family.

302
00:17:40,338 --> 00:17:42,806
Besides, you wouldn't want
to see your dad on t.V.,

303
00:17:42,807 --> 00:17:45,241
- Beating up other guys, would you?
- That would be awesome.

304
00:17:45,242 --> 00:17:48,645
I know.
So awesome, right?

305
00:17:48,646 --> 00:17:50,546
Well, I'm not giving up.
In fact,

306
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:53,783
I used the pain of rejection
to write another song.

307
00:17:53,784 --> 00:17:55,919
Good for you.
Can I hear it?

308
00:17:57,821 --> 00:18:03,125
* the bug man
crushed my dreams *

309
00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:08,264
* everything I wanted
to be *

310
00:18:08,265 --> 00:18:11,968
* Bob's bugs be gone *

311
00:18:11,969 --> 00:18:15,739
* was the death of me. *

312
00:18:19,811 --> 00:18:22,447
You know what?

313
00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:23,715
I think you
speed that up,

314
00:18:23,716 --> 00:18:25,784
Have a bug sing it and
we've got our new jingle.

315
00:18:25,785 --> 00:18:27,953
- Are you serious?
- I'm dead serious.

316
00:18:27,954 --> 00:18:29,254
Yes!

317
00:18:29,255 --> 00:18:30,588
I did it!

318
00:18:30,589 --> 00:18:33,524
Now all I have to do
is find a singing bug.

319
00:18:44,135 --> 00:18:45,702
Alice.

320
00:18:45,703 --> 00:18:47,470
Hey, what's going on?

321
00:18:47,471 --> 00:18:50,574
I wanted to tell
you something.

322
00:18:50,575 --> 00:18:53,611
What was it?

323
00:18:53,612 --> 00:18:56,347
Oh, I got fired.

324
00:18:56,348 --> 00:18:59,284
That's terrible.
I'm so sorry.

325
00:18:59,285 --> 00:19:01,120
No, it's wonderful.

326
00:19:01,121 --> 00:19:05,058
Then congratulations.

327
00:19:05,059 --> 00:19:08,262
After I turned in my
smock, guess what?

328
00:19:08,263 --> 00:19:11,632
- I stopped wheezing.
- That's great.

329
00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:13,868
Well, it's only
been an hour

330
00:19:13,869 --> 00:19:16,670
And the pollen count
is low.

331
00:19:16,671 --> 00:19:21,375
Well, let's keep
our fingers crossed.

332
00:19:21,376 --> 00:19:24,344
Anyway, I just wanted
to thank you

333
00:19:24,345 --> 00:19:26,880
For helping me
stand up to Hugo.

334
00:19:26,881 --> 00:19:29,250
See you
in french class.

335
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,385
Hey, Alice,

336
00:19:31,386 --> 00:19:34,089
Would you like
to come to a party?

337
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,690
Really?

338
00:19:35,691 --> 00:19:38,628
I've never been
invited to a party.

339
00:19:38,629 --> 00:19:40,797
- Never?
- Nope.

340
00:19:40,798 --> 00:19:42,933
I threw one once
for arbor day.

341
00:19:42,934 --> 00:19:45,469
Nobody came.

342
00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:47,971
Just me and a tree.

343
00:19:47,972 --> 00:19:52,475
Well, no trees at this party,
just lots of cute boys.

344
00:19:52,476 --> 00:19:54,978
Oh, cute boys are
better than trees.

345
00:19:54,979 --> 00:19:56,879
But you do realize

346
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,282
You're going to have
to talk to them, right?

347
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:01,784
Sure, no problem.

348
00:20:05,088 --> 00:20:07,422
Or I'll talk to them
for you.

349
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:16,900
Well, Charlie,
what a day.

350
00:20:16,901 --> 00:20:18,802
You almost got us
arrested.

351
00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:20,904
I had an awesome time
at Spencer's party.

352
00:20:20,905 --> 00:20:24,274
And we totally
trashed a store.

353
00:20:24,275 --> 00:20:26,877
But amazingly, mom and dad
never found out,

354
00:20:26,878 --> 00:20:29,646
So I think
we got away with it.

355
00:20:29,647 --> 00:20:31,915
Teddy, honey,
can I ask you a question?

356
00:20:31,916 --> 00:20:33,450
Sure, mom.

357
00:20:33,451 --> 00:20:38,153
Why is Charlie's mug shot
all over the Reddi Mart?

358
00:20:41,857 --> 00:20:45,259
If I go down,
I'm taking you with me.

359
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:47,828
Good luck, Charlie.

360
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,308
And now
for the main event.

361
00:20:54,309 --> 00:20:57,678
In this corner,
he's nasty, he's dirty,

362
00:20:57,679 --> 00:21:00,047
He lives under
the refrigerator,

363
00:21:00,048 --> 00:21:04,352
Ladies and germs,
the roach!

364
00:21:06,622 --> 00:21:08,389
And in this corner,

365
00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:10,491
He's the best
at controlling the pest,

366
00:21:10,492 --> 00:21:13,961
The man with the plan
to put the bug in the can,

367
00:21:13,962 --> 00:21:17,799
The champion,
Bobzilla!

368
00:21:20,503 --> 00:21:23,071
<i>* the bug man
crushed my dreams *</i>

369
00:21:23,072 --> 00:21:25,140
<i>* everything
I wanted to be *</i>

370
00:21:25,141 --> 00:21:28,476
<i>* Bob's bugs be gone
was the death of me. *</i>

371
00:21:30,946 --> 00:21:31,980
I'm Bob

372
00:21:31,981 --> 00:21:33,915
From Bob's bugs be gone.

373
00:21:33,916 --> 00:21:35,450
You call me

374
00:21:35,451 --> 00:21:37,519
For all your pest control needs.

375
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,087
I will kill

376
00:21:39,088 --> 00:21:40,989
Your bug's dreams!

377
00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:44,026
<i>Bob's bugs be gone
is not affiliated with</i>

378
00:21:44,027 --> 00:21:46,762
<i>Robert's bugs be gone or bo's
bugs be gone or Bob's bugs be good.</i>

379
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:48,931
<i>Bob is not responsible
for property damage</i>

380
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:51,500
<i>Due to the hive removal, pest
sterilization or larval dispersion.</i>

381
00:21:51,501 --> 00:21:55,436
<i>Bob's bugs be gone will not handle
snakes longer than 5 1/2 feet in length,</i>

382
00:21:55,437 --> 00:21:57,839
<i>Arachnids with two thoraxes,
bats of any kind</i>

383
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,374
<i>Or the dreaded
vinegaroon.</i>

384
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:01,142
<i>Bob offers free
termite inspections</i>

385
00:22:01,143 --> 00:22:03,211
<i>And 30 dollars off with a
purchase of an annual contract.</i>

386
00:22:03,212 --> 00:22:05,046
<i>Bob is an equal
opportunity employer.</i>

387
00:22:05,047 --> 00:22:07,182
<i>Se habla Espanol.</i>

388
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:16,000
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