1 00:00:00,253 --> 00:00:01,959 Haddie, can I talk to you for one second 2 00:00:02,429 --> 00:00:03,502 about Steve? 3 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:04,651 What? 4 00:00:04,776 --> 00:00:05,838 I slept with him. 5 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,006 An accident. 6 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:09,008 He was having some financial trouble. 7 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:11,427 He went completely upside down on this estate investment. 8 00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:13,971 - Why didn't he at least tell mom? - What? 9 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,139 This is... 10 00:00:15,508 --> 00:00:17,183 what family is all about. 11 00:00:17,474 --> 00:00:18,351 More lies? 12 00:00:18,695 --> 00:00:20,102 I know that you cheated on mom. 13 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,855 There's a lot of lying been going on for a lot of years. 14 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,649 That's Matthew. He's amazing. 15 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:27,026 You look absolutely stunning. 16 00:00:27,519 --> 00:00:28,319 Bye. 17 00:00:30,827 --> 00:00:32,733 Be careful. Steers from behind, see? 18 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:35,951 - These are sorted by style and by size? - That is correct. 19 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,537 Why is that size 8 with those 9s and 9 1/2s? 20 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,748 13s and 12s and 8s, they were all mixed up. 21 00:00:40,873 --> 00:00:42,708 That'd fall into the category of human error. 22 00:00:43,871 --> 00:00:45,795 Why do people go to stores to buy sneakers? 23 00:00:46,015 --> 00:00:48,420 - Why don't they come here? - People like to have a choice 24 00:00:48,545 --> 00:00:50,280 - between different brands. - Why? 25 00:00:50,405 --> 00:00:52,843 Good questions, Max, but I want to show you something cool. 26 00:00:53,315 --> 00:00:55,721 Now check this out, okay? What does that look like to you? 27 00:00:56,036 --> 00:00:57,973 - It's a sneaker. - This is not just any sneaker. 28 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,975 Do you see this? See that light lighting up? 29 00:01:00,405 --> 00:01:01,811 This shoe counts your steps. 30 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:03,938 This little doohickey back here, pull that out. 31 00:01:04,559 --> 00:01:06,692 That is an SD card. Plug that into a computer, 32 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:09,235 it tells you how many steps you've taken whether you're running... 33 00:01:09,516 --> 00:01:11,003 - Jogging? - Jogging too. 34 00:01:11,128 --> 00:01:13,150 - We call it the accelerometer. - Cool. 35 00:01:13,349 --> 00:01:16,033 Maybe we could use this for the autism walk on Sunday. 36 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:17,910 We could walk all week with these. 37 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,380 Get a lot more miles that way, come in first, and win. 38 00:01:20,505 --> 00:01:23,332 Max, that is truly an inspired idea. That's using the old noodle. 39 00:01:23,928 --> 00:01:26,085 - What noodle? - Noodle in your head. 40 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:28,421 There's not a noodle in my head. It's just my brain. 41 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:30,131 You're correct. 42 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:31,757 Check it out, everyone. 43 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,135 - Check it out. - What's the family emergency here? 44 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:36,689 - Could you just give me a second? - Don't throw mine. Seriously. 45 00:01:36,814 --> 00:01:38,472 ... a new line of running shoes. 46 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,350 - Are these retro to the '90s? - Are they all so pink? 47 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:42,601 I picked the pink. 48 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,758 The great thing about these shoes 49 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:47,773 is that they actually count your mileage 50 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,583 as you walk. 51 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:52,765 So they have the same technology as the Nike did five years ago. 52 00:01:52,890 --> 00:01:53,821 That's amazing. 53 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:56,907 Why do you have to do that? I'm making a presentation. Can I just present? 54 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:59,618 - Sorry, sorry. - Hold force, son. I am listening. 55 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,404 - I'm listening, dad. - All right, the Autism Speaks walk 56 00:02:02,572 --> 00:02:04,137 is this sunday, and our very own Max 57 00:02:04,262 --> 00:02:06,959 had the brilliant idea of using these shoes to count our mileage. 58 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,920 So we are giving our shoes away to all the teams, 59 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:12,423 so they can rack up their mileage as they walk. 60 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:17,053 And the winner gets a trophy! 61 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:18,512 A trophy! 62 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:22,016 - We're all gonna walk... - I thought this would be a really nice, 63 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:24,310 positive thing for the family to do 64 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,520 together, you know? Team Braverman. 65 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,105 Okay, everybody, 66 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,153 grab your sneakers, put 'em on. 67 00:02:30,278 --> 00:02:32,401 Let's walk for those kids with autism. 68 00:02:36,722 --> 00:02:38,657 - He doesn't know? - I guess not. 69 00:02:52,809 --> 00:02:54,757 God. There she is. 70 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:58,219 - Let's walk past her. - Bitch. 71 00:02:58,593 --> 00:03:00,221 - Excuse me? - You heard me. 72 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,014 - Tough guys. - I like your gym shorts. 73 00:03:02,537 --> 00:03:03,557 Really athletic. 74 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,963 So close, though. Shorts are usually shorter. 75 00:03:06,275 --> 00:03:08,147 How can you sleep with your cousin's boyfriend? 76 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:10,064 That's any of your business. 77 00:03:10,481 --> 00:03:11,482 It's my business. 78 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:14,568 I know it's your business, I would talk to you privately, 79 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:17,988 I'm not gonna do it in front of them. I don't even know who these people are. 80 00:03:18,113 --> 00:03:19,240 These are my friends. 81 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,524 - Your friends... - Yeah, these are my friends. 82 00:03:21,649 --> 00:03:23,494 They didn't sleep with my boyfriend! 83 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:26,539 You want to just talk about this here in front of everything? 84 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:29,975 Here's why. Because I had a connection with him that you didn't have. 85 00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:32,164 And I'm sorry. I'm sorry! 86 00:03:32,289 --> 00:03:34,713 I'm sorry, but that's the way that it is! 87 00:03:36,386 --> 00:03:37,842 It sucks, and I'm sorry. 88 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,677 A connection? You slut. 89 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,696 - Don't throw things at me. - You guys, stop. 90 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:54,316 Do not push me! 91 00:04:01,152 --> 00:04:01,991 Girls! 92 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:05,736 With me now. Come here. 93 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,454 Leave me alone! 94 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,700 - Amber's doing really great. - Thanks. 95 00:04:22,997 --> 00:04:25,145 Normally, we would suspend both students for fighting, 96 00:04:25,270 --> 00:04:28,017 so we just need to make sure that this never happens again. 97 00:04:28,306 --> 00:04:29,993 - Never. - Definitely not. 98 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,439 - Promise. - All right, thank you. 99 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,433 - Thank you. Very sorry about that. - Terribly sorry. 100 00:04:36,558 --> 00:04:37,947 - Let's go. Come on. - Haddie. 101 00:04:38,072 --> 00:04:40,533 - Another great day... - Please don't start. 102 00:04:40,658 --> 00:04:42,192 - What is going on? - Let's go. 103 00:04:42,317 --> 00:04:45,043 - I don't want to talk about it. - I would actually like... 104 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:49,246 I want to know the story while we're all standing here. 105 00:04:49,628 --> 00:04:51,457 - Tell me what happened. - Just ask Amber. 106 00:04:53,002 --> 00:04:55,002 Why don't you take responsibility for your actions? 107 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:01,091 Haddie, I want you to tell me what happened right now. 108 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:03,887 Don't. Please. 109 00:05:04,835 --> 00:05:06,680 Amber told me to break up with Steve. 110 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:09,058 And then... 111 00:05:09,411 --> 00:05:11,310 She had sex with him. 112 00:05:12,637 --> 00:05:13,437 What? 113 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:16,857 Is that true? 114 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,609 Don't. It's more complicated. 115 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:20,069 - True? - Not that way! 116 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:22,363 - Yeah, it did. - Oh, my God. 117 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:24,949 - Let's go. - This is gross. 118 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:27,066 - I'm gonna talk to Amber. - That'd be super. 119 00:05:27,191 --> 00:05:28,191 Thanks. 120 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:35,506 I'm really sorry. 121 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:40,986 Listen... we're the adults, so let's... set a good example 122 00:05:41,111 --> 00:05:43,392 and not make this any worse, all right? 123 00:05:44,372 --> 00:05:45,886 How could it get any worse? 124 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:46,929 I'm coming! 125 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,170 I'm coming! I don't like that tone. 126 00:05:49,295 --> 00:05:50,295 Really? 127 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:54,645 United Team 128 00:05:58,174 --> 00:06:00,254 Blackart 129 00:06:01,248 --> 00:06:03,103 Lafeelicita 130 00:06:04,947 --> 00:06:06,925 Lestat 131 00:06:07,050 --> 00:06:09,168 Lili B 132 00:06:10,251 --> 00:06:12,287 MiniBen314 133 00:06:12,549 --> 00:06:14,382 Salomon 134 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,485 valpi 135 00:06:35,592 --> 00:06:37,313 1x12 - Team Braverman 136 00:06:42,051 --> 00:06:43,053 He's out. 137 00:06:43,255 --> 00:06:44,255 Good. 138 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:46,380 - Finally. - It's my turn. 139 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,199 I was dying from loneliness. 140 00:06:49,647 --> 00:06:50,743 Get in here. 141 00:06:51,271 --> 00:06:52,271 Hurry. 142 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:01,754 What? 143 00:07:02,475 --> 00:07:04,099 - I saw something today. - What? 144 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:06,092 - On the learning channel. - Really? 145 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:07,217 Very extreme. 146 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,428 - Really? - I would like to try it. 147 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:12,723 - Since you're a professional dancer... - And what are you? 148 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:14,841 A professional choreographer. 149 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:16,268 Really? 150 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,936 I didn't know you were a choreographer. 151 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,600 What? What is it? 152 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:33,994 - What'd I hurt? - My back. 153 00:07:34,355 --> 00:07:35,555 What happened? 154 00:07:36,319 --> 00:07:37,319 Did you knock? 155 00:07:37,444 --> 00:07:38,844 Are you all right? 156 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:41,126 I have an audition on friday. 157 00:07:42,152 --> 00:07:43,170 I'm gonna get ice. 158 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,005 And heat. Everything. Okay? 159 00:07:45,364 --> 00:07:46,704 I'll be your servant. 160 00:07:47,648 --> 00:07:49,079 Let's go get mommy some ice. 161 00:07:49,204 --> 00:07:51,303 - Is she gonna be all right? - I'm okay, honey. 162 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,099 - How'd she hurt her back? - She was jumping on the bed... 163 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,224 But... 164 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:56,842 It's not that hard. 165 00:07:57,129 --> 00:07:58,129 Mom. 166 00:07:58,623 --> 00:08:01,230 Come on, now. Your soup is incredible. I need all the secrets. 167 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:04,191 Secrets. Why this sudden interest in my chicken soup? 168 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,026 I'm on the angel committee at school. 169 00:08:06,344 --> 00:08:08,070 - What's the angel committee? - It's... 170 00:08:08,785 --> 00:08:11,306 If a parent at the school has an injury 171 00:08:11,431 --> 00:08:14,339 or an illness or an operation, some kind of hardship, 172 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:17,051 then the angel committee is called upon to help, 173 00:08:17,324 --> 00:08:19,174 you know, bring meals or whatever. 174 00:08:20,018 --> 00:08:21,667 - That's a lovely thing. - Isn't it? 175 00:08:22,011 --> 00:08:23,919 What made you sign up for that? 176 00:08:25,082 --> 00:08:27,089 What, it's a... It's a surprise? 177 00:08:27,413 --> 00:08:30,448 It's really so hard to believe? It's a surprise that I'm an angel? 178 00:08:32,258 --> 00:08:33,258 Fine. 179 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:35,522 Joel signed me up. 180 00:08:36,755 --> 00:08:38,505 - I thought so. - You... 181 00:08:39,032 --> 00:08:40,144 You'll be great. 182 00:08:44,626 --> 00:08:45,691 So I... 183 00:08:46,283 --> 00:08:48,173 Dad. Have you spoken to him? 184 00:08:56,929 --> 00:08:59,607 Well, if there's anything else that I can do, 185 00:08:59,732 --> 00:09:02,579 - or any of the other kids... - Sweetie, this is not up to you to fix, 186 00:09:02,704 --> 00:09:05,355 or your brothers and sisters. This's up to your father and I to fix... 187 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:06,648 if it can be fixed. 188 00:09:06,773 --> 00:09:07,796 I'm just asking. 189 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,635 I know, but it puts pressure on me. 190 00:09:10,136 --> 00:09:11,341 To make it work. 191 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:13,773 And that doesn't help. Pressure's never helpful. 192 00:09:13,898 --> 00:09:15,554 We don't have to talk about it. Sorry. 193 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:16,722 Thank you. 194 00:09:20,746 --> 00:09:22,769 So you think dad'll move back in soon? 195 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,650 No, sweetie, I don't. 196 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:38,360 So some schmuck with half a car 197 00:09:38,485 --> 00:09:40,472 delivered an easel to your mother last night. 198 00:09:40,597 --> 00:09:43,397 - Do you know anything about that? - What do you think about these shoes? 199 00:09:43,522 --> 00:09:45,601 - You didn't answer my question. - What? 200 00:09:45,726 --> 00:09:48,175 - His name is Matthew. - It's mom's art teacher. 201 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:51,003 What about these shoes? Do you think they're comfortable? 202 00:09:51,128 --> 00:09:53,821 - They're comfortable, kind of... - We got a new composite sole. 203 00:09:53,946 --> 00:09:56,845 - A little stiffer but they last longer. - They got this chip in there. 204 00:09:57,739 --> 00:10:00,061 If I walk backwards, do I reduce the miles? 205 00:10:00,186 --> 00:10:01,558 No, you don't. Come on. 206 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:05,062 I want you to find out about this guy, this art teacher guy. 207 00:10:05,784 --> 00:10:07,966 We're actually learning about it. 208 00:10:08,091 --> 00:10:09,900 I didn't know there was a walk for autism. 209 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:12,694 And so Max had this idea. 210 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,165 So when we got involved with it, he didn't... 211 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,075 Adam and I really haven't told him 212 00:10:18,582 --> 00:10:19,613 that he... 213 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,888 He doesn't really know that he has 214 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:24,706 anything wrong, 215 00:10:25,259 --> 00:10:27,367 and so it kills me, because I sort of... 216 00:10:28,370 --> 00:10:30,420 I feel like I'm lying to him... 217 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:34,061 by not telling him anything, and... 218 00:10:34,866 --> 00:10:38,677 He's just so happy to be a part of this whole thing, and now I'm going: 219 00:10:38,802 --> 00:10:41,752 "Why didn't I tell him? Why haven't I told him?" 220 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:45,446 There's no perfect answer to the question 221 00:10:45,921 --> 00:10:47,508 of when do you tell a child. 222 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,971 - It's different for every kid. - So I'm not doing anything wrong. 223 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,634 Not at all. And I think it's important 224 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,723 to not burden Max with information 225 00:10:56,848 --> 00:10:59,609 that he's not going to be able to process just yet. 226 00:11:00,671 --> 00:11:02,988 So how do kids start to notice that they're different? 227 00:11:03,113 --> 00:11:06,034 What are some of the signs that I should be looking for? 228 00:11:06,159 --> 00:11:07,723 Well, as they get older, 229 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:10,085 it becomes more of a challenge socially. 230 00:11:11,113 --> 00:11:12,113 Like... 231 00:11:12,762 --> 00:11:15,380 The complexities of a sleepover. 232 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,751 Social interactions 233 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,304 in a situation like summer camp. 234 00:11:20,612 --> 00:11:22,700 So he'll never be able to go to camp, 235 00:11:22,825 --> 00:11:24,224 have a sleepover, or... 236 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,310 The challenges are going to be greater. 237 00:11:28,607 --> 00:11:29,757 That's great. 238 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:32,589 This just gets more fun, doesn't it? 239 00:11:33,335 --> 00:11:34,385 If you can, 240 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,945 try not to worry about it right now. 241 00:11:37,387 --> 00:11:39,448 When it's time to talk to him about it, 242 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:42,075 you're gonna know. Max is going to tell you. 243 00:12:05,353 --> 00:12:06,997 You want me to get some paint? 244 00:12:09,256 --> 00:12:11,063 Screw 'em. We'll just leave it up. 245 00:12:11,758 --> 00:12:12,939 Screw 'em all. 246 00:12:16,685 --> 00:12:17,736 Don't tell mom. 247 00:12:18,631 --> 00:12:20,489 She's gonna freak out. Promise? 248 00:12:21,336 --> 00:12:22,491 Yeah, I promise. 249 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:33,968 Drew took this picture. 250 00:12:34,466 --> 00:12:36,254 - Can you believe that? - No, I can't. 251 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,256 - That is unacceptable. - I'm sorry. 252 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,966 You think that Haddie did this? 253 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,595 Yeah... 254 00:12:43,981 --> 00:12:44,981 I'm sorry. 255 00:12:45,106 --> 00:12:48,934 Sarah, I can't believe that Haddie had anything to do with that. I can't. 256 00:12:49,264 --> 00:12:51,956 She feels betrayed, but she would never do something like that 257 00:12:52,081 --> 00:12:54,106 no matter what happened, how bad this is. 258 00:12:55,698 --> 00:12:57,828 I don't know who else would have done it. 259 00:12:57,953 --> 00:13:01,113 The girls are really upset, you know? And boyfriends will come and go, 260 00:13:01,969 --> 00:13:04,491 but this is Amber's reputation at a new school, 261 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:07,119 - and it's just kind of a big deal. - Haddie didn't do anything, 262 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,372 - but we will talk to her. - How can we have this conversation. 263 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:13,907 Amber slept with Steve. You're forgetting something important. 264 00:13:14,032 --> 00:13:17,712 Amber slept with Steve, and we're trying to help Amber through it? 265 00:13:17,837 --> 00:13:19,917 We're not. Amber made a mistake, 266 00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:23,547 - and she apologized and... - So she apologized? 267 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,298 That's fine. She apologized. 268 00:13:25,423 --> 00:13:27,951 So you just apologize, you do whatever you want, 269 00:13:28,076 --> 00:13:30,141 you say, "I'm sorry. I made a big mistake... " 270 00:13:30,266 --> 00:13:31,935 Is it so impossible to imagine 271 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,271 that Haddie isn't perfect? Or is it just so easy 272 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,989 to blame everything on Amber every time? 273 00:13:39,216 --> 00:13:42,154 We're not gonna help anything by arguing. Sarah, listen to me. 274 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,740 Imagine if somebody wrote "whore" on Haddie's locker! 275 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:48,076 - It wouldn't happen, because she's not. - And Amber is a whore? 276 00:13:48,738 --> 00:13:50,586 Why don't we try to behave like adults? 277 00:13:50,711 --> 00:13:53,832 We will speak to Haddie about the locker, okay? 278 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,977 I'm sure she didn't have anything to do with this, but we will talk to her. 279 00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:04,383 I'm sorry, Kristina. Really sorry. 280 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,552 Me too. 281 00:14:05,677 --> 00:14:07,220 - Honestly. - Yeah, I know. 282 00:14:13,971 --> 00:14:16,354 Now, if Kristina and Sarah did mix it up, 283 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,981 who do you think wins that fight? 284 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:21,234 Because Kristina's got reach, but Sarah is very scrappy. 285 00:14:21,478 --> 00:14:22,986 She's a Fresno bartender, 286 00:14:23,323 --> 00:14:26,114 and they got to be ready to throw down at the drop of a hat. 287 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:30,286 Now, I got to tell you, I would like a ring-side seat to that cat fight. 288 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:31,795 You're an idiot. 289 00:14:32,228 --> 00:14:34,863 Anyway, Kristina is outraged about the whole betrayal, 290 00:14:34,988 --> 00:14:36,416 so I have to deal with that. 291 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,502 How does papa bear feel about all this? 292 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,379 Major headline for me... Haddie didn't have sex. 293 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,257 - Good headline. - Headline number two, with Steve. 294 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,635 - I don't want her first time to be... - There'll be one. 295 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,364 Thanks a lot for that. I don't want it to be a bad experience 296 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,515 with some guy who'd go break her heart. 297 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,014 I want this to blow over, have things return to normal, 298 00:14:54,139 --> 00:14:56,353 so we can focus on important things like sneaker mileage. 299 00:14:57,629 --> 00:14:58,939 Team Braverman. Come on. 300 00:15:00,386 --> 00:15:01,636 Team Braverman. 301 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,325 - So you're Sydney's mom? - Right. 302 00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:23,612 And you're Jonah's mom, right? 303 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,049 Courtesy of the angel committee. 304 00:15:27,136 --> 00:15:29,594 I am such an emotional wreck, 305 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,846 so, I'm... 306 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,898 And you brought soup, and this is great, because... 307 00:15:34,023 --> 00:15:35,600 Shouldn't lift. 308 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,332 I'm having such a hard time swallowing, so this is good. 309 00:15:38,457 --> 00:15:40,270 My gosh. I'm sorry. 310 00:15:40,977 --> 00:15:42,842 What kind of surgery did you have? 311 00:15:43,665 --> 00:15:44,965 No one told you? 312 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,279 I got new boobs. 313 00:15:47,842 --> 00:15:48,842 Boobs! 314 00:15:51,436 --> 00:15:53,952 - You got breast augmentation. - Aren't they unbelievable? 315 00:15:54,661 --> 00:15:56,496 Look at that. I mean, they're just... 316 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,877 - Do you want to check 'em out? - I don't. No. 317 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,002 You have to. 318 00:16:02,271 --> 00:16:04,071 Don't be shy. Right there. 319 00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:07,687 Is that the perkiest thing you've ever felt in your life? 320 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,442 They're my boobs! 321 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:11,970 Congratulations. 322 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,604 We got to hurry, because even if aunt Julia, 323 00:16:14,729 --> 00:16:17,017 - if she's walking around her office... - Adam Braverman! 324 00:16:18,622 --> 00:16:21,438 - Are you guys walking for autism too? - Yes, we are. 325 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,189 My dad's company made the shoes. 326 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:26,234 - I smell a conflict of interest. - Mileage's counted by a neutral party. 327 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,583 - He's kidding. - I'm joking. But we are gonna win, 328 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:31,823 because I have my whole recumbent bicycling club in your sneakers. 329 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,492 No, that's gonna do much, 'cause they cycle, they don't walk. 330 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,329 - But you still rack up the miles. - They're relentless too. 331 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,332 - We are a driven people! - Noel really wants the trophy. 332 00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:42,208 - So does Max. - We're gonna get it. 333 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,420 That may or may not happen. 334 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,390 - What time do you go to bed? - 8:00. 335 00:16:47,515 --> 00:16:49,424 - What time's your dad go to sleep? - Midnight. 336 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,945 - Phil goes to sleep at 4:00. - What? 337 00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:54,596 It's true. He exists on 3 hours' sleep. He's like a machine. 338 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,724 And I walk until the moment I hit the bed. Sometimes I sleepwalk. 339 00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,809 - He does. - Dad, we got to get going. 340 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,038 From the time you go to bed, that's 15 miles. 341 00:17:02,163 --> 00:17:03,813 Good luck. We'll see you Sunday. 342 00:17:04,093 --> 00:17:05,624 - Good luck out there. - Let's go. 343 00:17:05,749 --> 00:17:07,400 - Don't out-pace me. - Grotty! 344 00:17:08,692 --> 00:17:10,829 I don't know about this Chinatown cure. 345 00:17:10,954 --> 00:17:12,354 Dr. Ting is a genius. 346 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,997 That's probably a loose interpretation of the word "doctor." 347 00:17:15,122 --> 00:17:17,827 Just make sure you mix it correctly. It has to be exact. 348 00:17:18,578 --> 00:17:20,428 - What? - There are seahorses in here. 349 00:17:20,553 --> 00:17:23,083 - There's not seahorses in there. - These aren't seahorses? 350 00:17:23,532 --> 00:17:25,418 Okay, they're seahorses, but it's fine. 351 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,337 - It's fine? - He knows what he's doing... 352 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:31,216 - He's cleaning out his aquarium. - He cured me of the flu in 12 hours. 353 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,877 I'm not making you tea with that. They'd be on the endangered species list... 354 00:17:35,002 --> 00:17:37,138 I thought you were supposed to be my servant. 355 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,182 Then serve, and pour the tea please. 356 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,259 All right, I'll be your servant. 357 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,800 - I'll make you seahorse tea. - Thank you. 358 00:17:44,722 --> 00:17:47,607 If you start speaking in tongues after you drink this, 359 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,818 am I gonna be able to get a hold of Dr. Ting? 360 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,403 Does he use a phone? 361 00:17:54,462 --> 00:17:57,409 Dig in. Do you want a fork for that seahorse? 362 00:18:02,509 --> 00:18:04,351 You want to tell me what happened? 363 00:18:05,456 --> 00:18:06,876 You know what happened. 364 00:18:07,265 --> 00:18:08,865 Not from you, I don't. 365 00:18:10,272 --> 00:18:11,872 What's the difference? 366 00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:15,092 There's a difference. 367 00:18:17,944 --> 00:18:18,944 My love. 368 00:18:19,542 --> 00:18:20,742 What happened? 369 00:18:23,239 --> 00:18:24,389 I don't know. 370 00:18:25,503 --> 00:18:29,006 I feel like there must be something really wrong with me. 371 00:18:30,019 --> 00:18:32,819 'Cause it seems so terrible. It seems like... 372 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,406 the worst thing I could have done. There's something wrong. 373 00:18:38,161 --> 00:18:39,161 But also, 374 00:18:39,817 --> 00:18:41,536 I really like him, mom. 375 00:18:41,710 --> 00:18:43,922 I really like him so much. 376 00:18:44,217 --> 00:18:47,192 And it sucks 'cause of the situation, 377 00:18:47,317 --> 00:18:48,893 but I didn't just do it, 378 00:18:49,018 --> 00:18:51,059 like it wasn't, like, not a big deal. 379 00:18:51,184 --> 00:18:54,048 It was a big deal. It just sucks. 380 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,511 And there's nothing wrong with you. There's nothing wrong with you. 381 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,629 Sorry I messed everything up. 382 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:03,541 It's okay. 383 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:18,072 - Hello. - What did you do to Lucy Essman? 384 00:19:18,509 --> 00:19:19,903 What? What did I do? 385 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,535 She told Amy Popchec that you gave her attitude. 386 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,974 And Amy Popchec proceeded to tell every parent at school. 387 00:19:27,468 --> 00:19:29,983 I spent three hours that I took off work 388 00:19:30,108 --> 00:19:31,920 taking care of a woman with a boob job? 389 00:19:32,533 --> 00:19:33,583 Is it true, 390 00:19:34,367 --> 00:19:36,267 that you gave her fake soup? 391 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:37,871 Fake? 392 00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:44,268 Apparently, she requested only home-cooked food, 393 00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:47,352 and she found a receipt floating in the soup. 394 00:19:48,363 --> 00:19:49,832 That's weird, right? 395 00:19:50,174 --> 00:19:51,231 I mean... 396 00:19:52,557 --> 00:19:54,275 That's not an ingredient. 397 00:19:56,335 --> 00:19:58,279 Fine. I got a lot on my plate. 398 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,953 I'm really supposed to help Lucy Essman regenerate 399 00:20:01,078 --> 00:20:02,745 from her breast augmentation? 400 00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:06,246 I had to go pick up Syd at school today, and I got a lot of cold stares. 401 00:20:06,922 --> 00:20:07,922 Icy. 402 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,450 Frigid. Okay? 403 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,685 So just do me a favor. 404 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:13,760 As absurd as this is, just... 405 00:20:14,557 --> 00:20:15,588 Would you... 406 00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:19,783 I mean, I'm still in the middle of this thing with my folks. They're... 407 00:20:25,904 --> 00:20:26,904 Soup? 408 00:20:29,134 --> 00:20:31,184 - For you. Not for her. - You. 409 00:20:32,603 --> 00:20:34,259 Good gracious. 410 00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:38,399 - Breakfast is served. - I'm liking this. 411 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,756 And look what I found. 412 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,159 Little article about Alvin Ailey. 413 00:20:44,831 --> 00:20:47,977 Says here they're looking for a very specific dancer, 414 00:20:48,102 --> 00:20:50,456 one by the name of Jasmine Trussell. 415 00:20:52,031 --> 00:20:53,331 You know, you... 416 00:20:53,456 --> 00:20:55,461 you didn't tell me they were in New York. 417 00:20:58,589 --> 00:21:00,842 - Everybody knows they're in New York. - I didn't. 418 00:21:01,257 --> 00:21:02,635 Don't you think that's, 419 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,513 you know, something we should... 420 00:21:04,968 --> 00:21:07,990 - talk about? - There's nothing really to talk about. 421 00:21:08,115 --> 00:21:09,309 I'm not gonna get it. 422 00:21:09,953 --> 00:21:12,228 - What if you do get it? - Well, I'm not. 423 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,731 But in some crazy world where you get it, then what happens? 424 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,799 I'm not gonna get it. It's a long shot. Really. 425 00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:21,649 The only reason why I'm doing this is to see if I still have what it takes. 426 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,284 Can I get one of your... 427 00:21:31,928 --> 00:21:33,625 wonderful foot massages? 428 00:21:36,406 --> 00:21:38,923 They don't have these foot massages in New York. 429 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:40,048 Please. 430 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:41,925 Massage. 431 00:21:44,026 --> 00:21:45,976 It's part of my back therapy. 432 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,015 I'm gonna have a lawyer look at my contract. 433 00:21:49,496 --> 00:21:51,684 Think you might be exploiting your servant. 434 00:21:59,363 --> 00:22:00,713 This tastes real. 435 00:22:01,285 --> 00:22:04,614 I heard you complained to the school about my soup, so there you go. 436 00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:07,742 Come on. I mean, that was hardly homemade. 437 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,869 I have to be careful with processed foods. 438 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,454 Especially since my surgery. 439 00:22:13,706 --> 00:22:15,208 Okay, you had elective surgery. 440 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:17,766 That's fine with me you wanted bigger breasts, 441 00:22:17,891 --> 00:22:20,423 but I don't see how that justifies asking school's parents for help. 442 00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:23,424 - Sorry, I think that's ludicrous. - See, you know what... 443 00:22:23,549 --> 00:22:25,843 I knew you had an attitude. You have an attitude. 444 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,554 You are prejudiced against small-breasted women. 445 00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:30,723 - I knew it. - I'm gonna go now. 446 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:34,164 I'm sorry. We're not all endowed, you know, naturally, like you are. 447 00:22:34,289 --> 00:22:36,187 I have a real crisis at home to deal with. 448 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,398 My parents are splitting up, so... 449 00:22:42,947 --> 00:22:44,180 I'm so sorry. 450 00:22:44,305 --> 00:22:45,613 No, that... 451 00:22:46,285 --> 00:22:47,907 That just slipped out. That's not... 452 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:49,993 They're fine. 453 00:22:50,751 --> 00:22:53,101 - Did your dad have an affair? - No. 454 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,820 My husband left me for a younger woman. 455 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,162 Sorry. I had no idea. 456 00:23:10,669 --> 00:23:12,974 Is that... why you... 457 00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:14,392 Oh, supersized? 458 00:23:15,252 --> 00:23:16,252 Sort of. 459 00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:22,316 It's just so hard for a woman my age to put herself out there, you know? 460 00:23:26,917 --> 00:23:29,115 Imagine what it's got to be like for your mom. 461 00:23:38,578 --> 00:23:42,181 Come on, let's go. We only have one more day. Why isn't everyone walking? 462 00:23:42,306 --> 00:23:44,762 - Be right there. - All right. Coming. 463 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:48,301 Man, he really wants that trophy. He's obsessed. 464 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:51,085 I know, and we're competing against Phil Lessing, and the man has no life 465 00:23:51,210 --> 00:23:53,063 - and needs no sleep. - No kidding. 466 00:23:53,540 --> 00:23:54,590 Honey, I... 467 00:23:56,416 --> 00:23:58,463 I met with Dr. Pelikan about Max, 468 00:23:58,588 --> 00:24:00,813 about when to talk to him about everything. 469 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:03,101 And he said that we'll know when the time is right. 470 00:24:03,226 --> 00:24:05,860 - He said that we'd know? - Like Max will start asking questions. 471 00:24:06,262 --> 00:24:08,232 I don't understand. I don't get it. 472 00:24:08,357 --> 00:24:10,411 - It was not comforting at all. - That's not helpful. 473 00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:13,072 No, it wasn't very helpful at all. He's the doctor, and I'm... 474 00:24:13,197 --> 00:24:17,121 Come on! What's wrong with you people? This is the last day. 475 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:20,541 We have to beat the Lessings, because Phil Lessing doesn't sleep. 476 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,925 - I heard. - He said that to me to my face. 477 00:24:23,050 --> 00:24:25,296 - To my face! - I got to meet grandpa. We got to go. 478 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,006 Listen, honey, we'll figure this out 479 00:24:27,131 --> 00:24:29,060 - Guys, come on! - All right, we're coming. 480 00:24:29,185 --> 00:24:30,642 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 481 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:39,629 - Look, it's the ho. - Ew. 482 00:24:39,754 --> 00:24:40,754 Hey, ho. 483 00:24:45,388 --> 00:24:46,838 What are you doing? 484 00:24:57,107 --> 00:24:58,623 I gotta take care of this. 485 00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:01,916 See, I don't even know why he still goes after her. 486 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:04,961 - You have to stop doing that. - We didn't do anything. 487 00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:06,929 Yeah, you did. You just... 488 00:25:07,363 --> 00:25:08,756 You're so mean. 489 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:11,146 This isn't about your guys' little joke, and, like, 490 00:25:11,271 --> 00:25:13,511 making people feel bad. This is about my family. 491 00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:15,248 - Sorry. - Calm down. 492 00:25:15,373 --> 00:25:18,808 I have to deal with all of this stuff at home, okay? So stop. 493 00:25:30,327 --> 00:25:31,927 Can I sit next to you? 494 00:25:33,419 --> 00:25:34,419 Sure. 495 00:25:37,847 --> 00:25:38,870 You all right? 496 00:25:39,561 --> 00:25:42,331 No, I'm not all right. I'm not okay. I'm not... 497 00:25:42,893 --> 00:25:45,822 fine. I'm not good. I'm not anything. I can't... 498 00:25:45,947 --> 00:25:48,697 do anything here. I can't even exist without 499 00:25:48,822 --> 00:25:52,389 getting made fun of or called a name or pushed around, and I'm just... 500 00:25:52,514 --> 00:25:53,664 I'm so sorry. 501 00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:56,179 I don't wanna put you through this. 502 00:25:57,039 --> 00:25:59,233 I feel so responsible for all of this. 503 00:25:59,358 --> 00:26:02,163 No, I know, but it's fine. It's not your fault. It's... 504 00:26:02,288 --> 00:26:03,769 I mean, like, I deserve it. 505 00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:06,446 - I get it. I get that I deserve it. - Not at all. 506 00:26:09,079 --> 00:26:10,229 I'm so sorry. 507 00:26:11,036 --> 00:26:13,029 And, I mean, I'll do anything to fix the situation. 508 00:26:21,542 --> 00:26:23,915 I've been thinking about you every second. 509 00:26:25,216 --> 00:26:26,216 Really? 510 00:26:28,312 --> 00:26:29,412 Really have. 511 00:26:46,216 --> 00:26:49,012 Look, I'm just double-checking to make sure that what I told dad, 512 00:26:49,137 --> 00:26:52,360 that the art guy's not involved with mom, that that's the truth, right? 513 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:56,280 All I can tell you is what she told me, you know? She's not seeing him. 514 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,648 Great. Thanks. 515 00:26:58,375 --> 00:27:00,284 All right, telling you everything I know? 516 00:27:00,842 --> 00:27:02,346 They slept together once. 517 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:09,835 I'm here. Waving at me. 518 00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:12,797 - Okay. All right, then go. - Talk to you later. 519 00:27:14,994 --> 00:27:15,994 Morning! 520 00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:21,406 Well, it's a good thing you got here. I was starting to cramp up. 521 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,811 - Come on, kid. - Dad, you want to take it easy? 522 00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:26,942 - It's a long hill. - Come on, babe. 523 00:27:27,449 --> 00:27:29,299 - Dial it up. - All right. 524 00:27:30,338 --> 00:27:31,338 Come on. 525 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:37,613 - Oh, God. - You all right? 526 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:40,992 You okay? 527 00:27:44,448 --> 00:27:45,448 Dad? 528 00:27:50,541 --> 00:27:52,938 Your mother's slipping away from me. I don't know... 529 00:27:53,063 --> 00:27:54,853 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 530 00:28:00,123 --> 00:28:03,067 Well, why don't you start by just trying to talk to her? 531 00:28:03,192 --> 00:28:05,392 She's giving sneakers to that guy. 532 00:28:06,739 --> 00:28:09,539 You know what's going on? You know the truth? 533 00:28:11,451 --> 00:28:13,441 Come on. I need to know. I can't operate without... 534 00:28:19,312 --> 00:28:20,712 All I know is that 535 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,701 she apparently slept with the guy once, 536 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:25,619 but it's over. It's over. 537 00:28:34,134 --> 00:28:36,857 All right, all right, all right. All right, there you go. See, now, 538 00:28:36,982 --> 00:28:39,345 I don't have to think like I'm a crazy man. 539 00:28:43,961 --> 00:28:45,973 Well, thank you for being honest with me. 540 00:28:57,532 --> 00:28:59,282 You know, a wise man once 541 00:29:00,479 --> 00:29:02,641 told me that we always have to forgive each other 542 00:29:02,766 --> 00:29:04,867 and not get hung up on the past. 543 00:29:10,730 --> 00:29:11,980 Team Braverman. 544 00:29:19,057 --> 00:29:21,426 You want to know something, man? You are... 545 00:29:21,751 --> 00:29:22,551 a hero. 546 00:29:23,030 --> 00:29:24,303 - Huh? - Hero. 547 00:29:24,615 --> 00:29:27,096 - I don't know how you do what you do. - What are you talking about? 548 00:29:27,221 --> 00:29:29,821 - The fundraiser? - No, fixing everybody. 549 00:29:33,161 --> 00:29:35,574 - Not like I try to fix everybody. - Yeah, you do. 550 00:29:35,699 --> 00:29:38,399 - No, I don't. - Yeah, it's in your nature. 551 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,410 You fix people. 552 00:29:41,019 --> 00:29:42,669 You're the fixer upper. 553 00:29:44,146 --> 00:29:45,802 Make me sound like I'm a meddler. 554 00:29:45,927 --> 00:29:48,807 Well, it's bordering on meddling. When you were a kid, 555 00:29:48,932 --> 00:29:51,291 you were always fixing stuff. Stuff did need fixing, 556 00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:53,791 - you were fixing. Give me a hand up. - All right. Great. 557 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,342 - Here. - I can do it. 558 00:29:55,467 --> 00:29:57,552 - What are you doing? - You asked me to help you up. 559 00:29:57,677 --> 00:29:58,677 I can get up. 560 00:29:58,802 --> 00:30:01,156 If I need your help, I'll ask for it. 561 00:30:02,035 --> 00:30:03,636 - Are you ready? - Yeah. 562 00:30:03,761 --> 00:30:04,961 Okay. Come on! 563 00:30:40,924 --> 00:30:42,774 You're gonna get it, mommy. 564 00:30:43,313 --> 00:30:44,823 I'm so nervous. 565 00:30:44,948 --> 00:30:47,428 Are you kidding? Look at these hacks. You got this. 566 00:30:52,395 --> 00:30:54,843 Thank you. All right, ready for the next group. 567 00:30:54,968 --> 00:30:58,230 - That's me. That's me. That's me. - That's you? All right. Kill it. 568 00:31:04,050 --> 00:31:05,362 I think you're right, buddy. 569 00:31:05,698 --> 00:31:08,688 - I think she's gonna get it. - Five, six, seven, eight. 570 00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:14,001 I can't take it. I can't take it. I can't take it. I can't take it.... 571 00:31:15,948 --> 00:31:18,759 - Please turn down the music. - It's on 'cause she's crying. 572 00:31:18,884 --> 00:31:20,920 - What? - I listened outside of her door. 573 00:31:21,377 --> 00:31:22,683 Can I walk outside... 574 00:31:22,808 --> 00:31:25,828 It's the music. Haddie, can I come in? I know you want your privacy. 575 00:31:25,953 --> 00:31:28,081 Max, go downstairs. We'll be right down. 576 00:31:28,934 --> 00:31:31,295 We're trying very hard to respect your privacy here. 577 00:31:31,420 --> 00:31:33,390 - Can you please open the door? - Can we come in? 578 00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:37,978 - Max, get out. - We've got one more day. We gotta walk. 579 00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:39,313 Mom, we gotta walk. 580 00:31:39,674 --> 00:31:42,191 Mom! We gotta walk! We got to get her to walk! 581 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:43,839 Do I get a sticker out of it? 582 00:31:43,964 --> 00:31:46,345 This is so loud. I love Neil Diamond or whoever this is, 583 00:31:46,470 --> 00:31:47,863 but it's just loud. 584 00:31:48,456 --> 00:31:50,190 I was gonna turn it down in a second. 585 00:31:50,315 --> 00:31:52,115 It's okay. It's all right. 586 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,253 - It's soothing. - Listen, Haddie, I can't... 587 00:31:54,378 --> 00:31:57,483 - I can't have you wallowing in here. - I'm not wallowing in here. 588 00:31:57,608 --> 00:32:00,027 - Torture us with the loud music. - I'm not torturing you. 589 00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:02,481 - You kind of are, honey. - Let's put on your shoes, 590 00:32:02,606 --> 00:32:04,501 and let's go log in some miles for autism. 591 00:32:04,626 --> 00:32:08,008 I don't want, and I'm not going to the walk tomorrow if Amber's going. 592 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:12,078 Haddie, these two things are completely unrelated, okay? 593 00:32:12,203 --> 00:32:13,842 You're going on the walk tomorrow. 594 00:32:13,967 --> 00:32:16,642 Your dad's worked really hard on this, and so has Max. 595 00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:18,060 You can't disappoint them. 596 00:32:18,516 --> 00:32:20,016 - You guys. - What? 597 00:32:20,365 --> 00:32:22,000 Amber's a liar, okay? 598 00:32:22,125 --> 00:32:24,024 I saw her kissing Steve at school. 599 00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,492 - What? - What? 600 00:32:26,485 --> 00:32:27,485 Excuse me? 601 00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:29,854 She was... They were kissing? 602 00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:32,116 What a little... 603 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:34,076 Liar. 604 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:35,786 Okay, you don't have to go. 605 00:32:37,325 --> 00:32:39,290 - That's horrible. And I'm sorry. - It's horrible. 606 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,959 - Can you let me talk to her? - Go talk to her, I'm sorry. 607 00:32:42,885 --> 00:32:46,672 Might not seem fair for me to ask you to rise above this and show up tomorrow, 608 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,049 - but I want you to. - I'm not going if Amber's going. 609 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:51,240 Okay, we understand that. 610 00:32:51,365 --> 00:32:54,360 No, I don't understand, Kristina. Listen to me for a second. 611 00:32:54,485 --> 00:32:57,641 And one day we're all gonna get old, and one of us is gonna be gone, 612 00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:00,561 and we're gonna regret every day that we didn't spend loving each other. 613 00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:02,730 You know what? Can you step outside for a second? 614 00:33:03,085 --> 00:33:05,482 Just for one moment. I wanna talk to you about one thing. 615 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:06,901 - Sure. - Just one thing. 616 00:33:11,075 --> 00:33:14,519 Do you wanna call Sarah, or should I? Because Amber is not going. She's not. 617 00:33:14,644 --> 00:33:16,850 - You delivering me an ultimatum? - Sure am. Deal with it. 618 00:33:16,975 --> 00:33:19,374 I'm not gonna do that to my family. I'm not gonna un-invite them. 619 00:33:19,582 --> 00:33:21,165 Adam, we are your family. 620 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,349 Listen. I wanna make a unilateral decision here. 621 00:33:23,474 --> 00:33:26,062 I want this to be my call. I want Haddie and Amber to go. 622 00:33:26,187 --> 00:33:27,720 Okay, fine. Then you know what? 623 00:33:27,845 --> 00:33:30,091 You tell her that, Adam. You tell your daughter that. 624 00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:31,216 Okay, I will. 625 00:33:31,525 --> 00:33:34,260 - One big happy freakin' family. - All right. Thank you. 626 00:33:34,385 --> 00:33:35,385 Super. 627 00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:43,102 Can you sit up for me, please? 628 00:33:46,785 --> 00:33:49,443 I know this is hard, and I know how hurt you must feel. 629 00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:52,861 - Then why aren't you on my side? - I am on your side. 630 00:33:53,796 --> 00:33:55,770 Your mother and I spoke, and she agreed 631 00:33:55,895 --> 00:33:58,646 that this is my call, because tomorrow is my shindig. 632 00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:01,813 I know you're gonna roll your eyes, but asking you to do this 633 00:34:01,938 --> 00:34:03,832 is being on your side. In a bigger way. 634 00:34:06,995 --> 00:34:08,745 You can't go through life 635 00:34:08,935 --> 00:34:11,090 allowing your pain to dictate how you behave. 636 00:34:12,075 --> 00:34:15,427 It's easy to sit here in your bedroom and wallow in your hurt feelings. 637 00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:18,195 It's hard to rise above it. 638 00:34:18,355 --> 00:34:21,350 This isn't about you, or about Amber. This is about Max. 639 00:34:22,675 --> 00:34:25,775 I'm not gonna force you to go, but I'm asking you to do this for me. 640 00:34:27,985 --> 00:34:29,285 What do you say? 641 00:34:38,025 --> 00:34:39,575 All right. Thank you. 642 00:34:51,515 --> 00:34:54,500 Come on! I'm not kidding! We're late! Let's go! 643 00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:57,038 - Stop yelling. I'm not going. - Why isn't your shirt on? 644 00:34:57,163 --> 00:34:59,054 - Because I'm not going. - Put your shirt on. 645 00:34:59,794 --> 00:35:02,506 - You can't make me go. - I thought you said "I'm not going". 646 00:35:02,631 --> 00:35:05,825 Not physically, not emotionally, not mentally. Not in any way. 647 00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:07,187 Hi! Let's go! 648 00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:10,339 - Wait, you're not going? - Listen, nobody wants me there. 649 00:35:10,464 --> 00:35:12,860 - No, I'm not going either now. - Put on your... What? 650 00:35:13,235 --> 00:35:14,486 I'm, like, her wingman. 651 00:35:15,955 --> 00:35:19,705 No, you're uncle Adam's wingman. You guys, please don't do this. 652 00:35:19,955 --> 00:35:21,577 We have to go, okay? 653 00:35:22,075 --> 00:35:23,480 You can't do this to me now! 654 00:35:23,605 --> 00:35:26,457 We all have to go as a family and have a good time! 655 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:29,460 Get your cute red shirt on and get in the car! 656 00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:31,378 - We look not attractive. - So embarrassing. 657 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:34,006 Hello, everybody. Guess what? We're not going. 658 00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:36,884 You fought the good fight, but we're staying home. 659 00:35:37,365 --> 00:35:41,054 Sometimes being the perfect parent just isn't worth the blood on the floor, 660 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:42,022 you know? 661 00:35:42,147 --> 00:35:44,558 And I don't feel like dealing with your father, anyways. 662 00:35:45,035 --> 00:35:46,535 So I'll call Adam. 663 00:35:47,005 --> 00:35:48,145 He'll understand. 664 00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:50,863 And I'm gonna make waffles. You guys in? 665 00:35:51,475 --> 00:35:53,375 - Yeah, definitely. - Yeah. 666 00:35:58,605 --> 00:36:00,405 Can you make pancakes too? 667 00:36:10,855 --> 00:36:13,212 Want your sausage? You're done? Okay. 668 00:36:15,145 --> 00:36:18,134 Should have brought sunscreen. I'm sorry. Are you getting burned? 669 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:19,259 Probably. 670 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:22,370 Well, now Julia's not coming because she's taking care of Lucy Essman. 671 00:36:22,495 --> 00:36:25,156 - Why is your mom not here? - She's supposed to be showing up 672 00:36:25,281 --> 00:36:28,381 with Sarah and the kids, but apparently, they can't be bothered. 673 00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:30,996 Honey, I'm sorry. 674 00:36:32,045 --> 00:36:33,095 We're here. 675 00:36:33,845 --> 00:36:35,317 I know. Thank you. Thank you. 676 00:36:35,485 --> 00:36:37,610 - I hope we win. - Yeah, I hope you win too, bud. 677 00:36:37,735 --> 00:36:39,730 I just wish the rest of the family could be here. 678 00:36:39,855 --> 00:36:42,032 Their mileage is counted. That's what matters. 679 00:36:42,912 --> 00:36:44,780 - That's all that matters. - Let's go. 680 00:36:44,905 --> 00:36:46,870 Well, good morning. How is everyone today? 681 00:36:50,055 --> 00:36:54,795 Welcome to the eighth annual bay area walk now for Autism Speaks walkathon, 682 00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:58,967 to help change the future for those who struggle with autism spectrum disorders. 683 00:37:03,275 --> 00:37:06,348 And I'm proud to announce that this year's winner is... 684 00:37:09,205 --> 00:37:10,686 Team "Bra-verman". 685 00:37:18,385 --> 00:37:19,485 Good effort. 686 00:37:21,205 --> 00:37:23,415 Awesome! All right! 687 00:37:27,065 --> 00:37:29,265 - All right. - We've got the trophy! 688 00:37:29,465 --> 00:37:32,166 Adam Braverman, we honor you and TNS Footwear 689 00:37:32,334 --> 00:37:34,830 for your unique contribution to this year's walk. 690 00:37:34,955 --> 00:37:37,939 The funds you raised will help so many achieve their goals. 691 00:37:38,064 --> 00:37:40,340 So let's hear it for team Braverman. 692 00:37:43,245 --> 00:37:44,720 I just want to thank everybody 693 00:37:44,994 --> 00:37:47,150 who got out there on the road and participated. 694 00:37:47,275 --> 00:37:48,775 Thank you very much. And... 695 00:37:50,505 --> 00:37:52,205 This is for my son, Max. 696 00:38:05,915 --> 00:38:08,915 - I was just about to call you. - Where were you? 697 00:38:11,975 --> 00:38:13,999 You know, like, Amber. 698 00:38:14,474 --> 00:38:16,210 Right. Well, we won, by the way. 699 00:38:16,378 --> 00:38:17,586 Isn't that great? 700 00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:20,330 And Autism Speaks wanted everybody to have a certificate. 701 00:38:20,455 --> 00:38:22,805 They were really appreciative. Here. 702 00:38:24,915 --> 00:38:28,665 I had to work so unbelievably hard to get my family there today. 703 00:38:29,675 --> 00:38:32,035 I forced Haddie to go, knowing that Amber was gonna be there. 704 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,378 She hates me. You guys couldn't even show up. 705 00:38:34,855 --> 00:38:37,638 I worked so unbelievably hard to try to get my family to be there, 706 00:38:37,763 --> 00:38:40,025 and I failed and you succeeded. It's no big surprise. 707 00:38:40,217 --> 00:38:42,970 - Oh, God. - Look, we had a ridiculous fight, 708 00:38:43,095 --> 00:38:46,992 and mom just said, "Don't go", and I agreed. 709 00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:49,602 So it's mom's fault that you couldn't make it there? 710 00:38:54,265 --> 00:38:55,315 Amber lied. 711 00:38:57,465 --> 00:38:59,215 She's still seeing Steve. 712 00:38:59,945 --> 00:39:01,713 Haddie walked in on them kissing at school. 713 00:39:10,485 --> 00:39:11,485 I'm sorry. 714 00:39:15,995 --> 00:39:18,292 Adam, I'm so tired of being the problem. 715 00:39:19,015 --> 00:39:20,440 Well, do something about it. 716 00:39:20,805 --> 00:39:24,279 I'm just beginning to feel like maybe we should just move back, you know? 717 00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:26,942 Maybe this whole thing was just a big mistake. 718 00:39:30,125 --> 00:39:31,159 I didn't say that. 719 00:39:35,885 --> 00:39:36,748 Good night. 720 00:39:55,295 --> 00:39:57,195 Oh, sweetie, it's wonderful. 721 00:39:57,665 --> 00:39:58,665 It is? 722 00:39:59,145 --> 00:40:00,520 It's really, really good. 723 00:40:00,645 --> 00:40:02,840 - It's not yours. - It's not mine. 724 00:40:02,965 --> 00:40:05,015 No, but it's every bit as good. 725 00:40:06,105 --> 00:40:07,105 Good. 726 00:40:07,815 --> 00:40:09,415 But you did something. 727 00:40:10,715 --> 00:40:12,230 - Is that cumin? - It's cumin. 728 00:40:12,355 --> 00:40:13,705 You little devil. 729 00:40:14,005 --> 00:40:15,755 - You like it? - It's... 730 00:40:15,935 --> 00:40:18,420 It's very interesting. And, no, it works. 731 00:40:18,545 --> 00:40:20,545 It works. This really is good. 732 00:40:21,205 --> 00:40:23,719 - Thank you. - I never would've thought of it, but... 733 00:40:26,295 --> 00:40:28,445 Okay, I guess that's enough, huh? 734 00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:35,682 Mom, I don't know. I guess I'm being kind of selfish. 735 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:37,000 It scares me, 736 00:40:37,785 --> 00:40:39,644 the idea of you guys not being together. 737 00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:40,812 I know. 738 00:40:44,565 --> 00:40:45,865 But I want to... 739 00:40:46,085 --> 00:40:47,319 Want to be there for you. 740 00:40:48,295 --> 00:40:49,745 I want to help you. 741 00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:51,923 You know, it can't be easy. 742 00:40:56,385 --> 00:40:57,835 Thank you, sweetie. 743 00:40:58,525 --> 00:40:59,748 Means the world to me. 744 00:41:02,525 --> 00:41:04,002 See? You are an angel. 745 00:41:07,135 --> 00:41:08,135 My angel. 746 00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:11,935 Let's have some more soup. 747 00:41:14,794 --> 00:41:17,155 - Are there noodles in the bottom? - Yeah, dig for the noodles. 748 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,420 There they are. 749 00:41:18,545 --> 00:41:20,018 Oh, the twisty ones. 750 00:41:20,566 --> 00:41:23,963 How about up there where that ant is? That doesn't go with the airplanes. 751 00:41:24,088 --> 00:41:28,092 No, no, 'cause then it blocks out the sailboat painting. 752 00:41:28,217 --> 00:41:30,646 Okay. How about right up here on your dresser? 753 00:41:31,299 --> 00:41:33,740 No, because then it'll block the hand painting. 754 00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:36,140 How about right up here? That won't block anything, right? 755 00:41:36,265 --> 00:41:38,078 - Right here? - You can put them right here. 756 00:41:39,149 --> 00:41:40,890 You gonna try and put it up there? 757 00:41:41,015 --> 00:41:42,622 Need some help? Here we go. I got it. 758 00:41:42,747 --> 00:41:44,436 Flip it. So I can see the plaque. 759 00:41:44,561 --> 00:41:45,561 Right on. 760 00:41:46,095 --> 00:41:49,213 "Eighth annual bay area walk now for Autism Speaks walkathon". 761 00:41:49,665 --> 00:41:51,615 First place. How about that? 762 00:41:54,065 --> 00:41:56,250 Why did we give the money to autism? 763 00:41:56,375 --> 00:41:58,175 Plenty of other charities. 764 00:42:01,915 --> 00:42:03,645 Well, they had the best trophy. 765 00:42:04,795 --> 00:42:06,395 That is a cool trophy. 766 00:42:08,195 --> 00:42:11,070 I don't think any of the other charities have better trophies. 767 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:13,747 You wouldn't have that trophy unless you thought about the shoes. 768 00:42:13,872 --> 00:42:17,120 I wouldn't have thought about the shoes if your company hadn't made them. 769 00:42:17,245 --> 00:42:18,395 This is true. 770 00:42:18,785 --> 00:42:20,162 We're a good team.