1 00:00:00,252 --> 00:00:02,952 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 2 00:00:05,253 --> 00:00:06,656 [ growling ] Argh... 3 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:09,325 Some guys just can't take "no" for an answer. 4 00:00:09,392 --> 00:00:11,494 The Morrigan wants that photo! 5 00:00:11,561 --> 00:00:13,730 Oh, I can't blame her. Have you seen it? 6 00:00:13,797 --> 00:00:14,396 Awkward! 7 00:00:14,464 --> 00:00:16,065 Ahhhh! 8 00:00:16,133 --> 00:00:16,632 [ thud! ] 9 00:00:19,201 --> 00:00:19,635 [ whack! ] 10 00:00:21,704 --> 00:00:22,137 [ whack! ] 11 00:00:23,439 --> 00:00:25,674 [ laughing ] 12 00:00:25,742 --> 00:00:28,744 Kenzi for the assist! Yes! 13 00:00:29,045 --> 00:00:32,130 Did you like that part? Where I pretended to fall on my ass 14 00:00:32,131 --> 00:00:35,215 when actually I was like a stealth missile lasering in on target. 15 00:00:35,283 --> 00:00:38,019 Smooth. Remind me to book you on "Dancing With The Fae". 16 00:00:38,086 --> 00:00:39,219 Is that a thing? 17 00:00:39,287 --> 00:00:42,189 Just help me drag tall, dark and hideous out of sight, okay? 18 00:00:42,257 --> 00:00:45,492 You know, far be it from me to be a Wendy Whiner... 19 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:46,861 Totally. 20 00:00:46,928 --> 00:00:49,228 But this is the third Faebag attack this week. 21 00:00:49,296 --> 00:00:50,664 Your point, Wendy? 22 00:00:50,731 --> 00:00:54,034 Yesterday it was the two-headed thingie that looked like Regis. 23 00:00:54,101 --> 00:00:55,869 Then before that it was that hotdog vendor 24 00:00:55,936 --> 00:00:57,737 that turned out to be a fire- breathing...? 25 00:00:57,805 --> 00:01:00,206 - I wanna say, frog? - Jellyfish? 26 00:01:00,274 --> 00:01:02,341 Whatever it was, we kicked its gelatinous ass. 27 00:01:02,409 --> 00:01:06,885 You know, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm only human, Bo. 28 00:01:06,886 --> 00:01:09,815 And, no offense, but you ain't lookin' so chipper either. 29 00:01:09,883 --> 00:01:12,785 Hey, whatever the Morrigan dishes out, I can handle it. 30 00:01:12,852 --> 00:01:15,420 You still got that doozie from yesterday's slug fest? 31 00:01:15,488 --> 00:01:17,089 Yesterday it was a cut. 32 00:01:17,157 --> 00:01:18,957 Today it is a bruise. I'm healing. 33 00:01:19,025 --> 00:01:21,726 - Slowly. Very slowly. - What are you saying? 34 00:01:21,794 --> 00:01:24,062 The doc... I mean... 35 00:01:24,129 --> 00:01:26,230 you know, isn't it like trying to charge an iPad 36 00:01:26,298 --> 00:01:29,100 - with a hamster wheel? - Okay, time out. 37 00:01:29,168 --> 00:01:31,135 What exactly do you have against Lauren? 38 00:01:31,203 --> 00:01:32,269 Moi? 39 00:01:32,337 --> 00:01:35,539 Oh, come on, Kenzi, with the little digs and the rolling of the eyes... 40 00:01:35,607 --> 00:01:37,741 - I'm not stupid. - Well... 41 00:01:38,375 --> 00:01:40,043 Here's your chance, while I'm still high 42 00:01:40,111 --> 00:01:42,679 off my wicked moves. Get it out of your system! 43 00:01:42,747 --> 00:01:46,349 She is bossy, territorial, and controlling. 44 00:01:46,417 --> 00:01:49,086 She thinks you're immature, irresponsible and clingy. 45 00:01:49,153 --> 00:01:50,286 She does!? 46 00:01:50,354 --> 00:01:51,922 Oh, you've said those things about yourself. 47 00:01:51,989 --> 00:01:54,289 Yeah, but when I say it, it is adorable. 48 00:01:54,357 --> 00:01:56,792 Okay, the point is I love Lauren. 49 00:01:56,860 --> 00:01:59,895 She's a huge part of my life. As are you. 50 00:01:59,963 --> 00:02:02,431 So in the Battle of BFF versus Main Squeeze, 51 00:02:02,498 --> 00:02:05,701 I think it's time we called a truce. Got it? 52 00:02:08,404 --> 00:02:09,237 Uh huh. 53 00:02:09,304 --> 00:02:13,374 Now, all those on Team Bo... drinks are on me. 54 00:02:16,812 --> 00:02:17,178 [ whack! ] 55 00:02:18,881 --> 00:02:19,914 That's right... 56 00:02:21,050 --> 00:02:23,551 Oh, Bruce... you disappoint me. 57 00:02:23,619 --> 00:02:25,719 - I'm Steve... - How did this happen? 58 00:02:25,787 --> 00:02:30,624 - It's not my fault, she had an army. - Don't insult my intelligence! 59 00:02:30,691 --> 00:02:32,692 You're a worse liar than your brother, Eric. 60 00:02:32,761 --> 00:02:34,862 - Dave. - I don't care! 61 00:02:34,929 --> 00:02:36,663 If I hadn't just had my nails done, 62 00:02:36,731 --> 00:02:38,766 I'd rip your beating heart out myself. 63 00:02:38,833 --> 00:02:40,334 You're too kind. 64 00:02:46,173 --> 00:02:50,743 I think someone's getting a little too big for her leather britches. 65 00:02:50,811 --> 00:02:54,615 [ rustling ] 66 00:02:56,683 --> 00:02:59,885 Soon, my pet... soon. 67 00:03:06,959 --> 00:03:10,996 If Li'l Bo Bleep thinks she can play in the big leagues... 68 00:03:11,063 --> 00:03:12,764 let the games begin. 69 00:03:15,867 --> 00:03:18,202 Life is hard when you don't know who you are. 70 00:03:19,304 --> 00:03:21,371 It's harder when you don't know what you are. 71 00:03:22,307 --> 00:03:25,009 My love carries a death sentence. 72 00:03:25,076 --> 00:03:29,879 I was lost for years, searching while hiding. 73 00:03:29,947 --> 00:03:32,816 Only to find that I belonged to a world hidden from humans. 74 00:03:34,118 --> 00:03:35,885 I won't hide anymore. 75 00:03:35,953 --> 00:03:38,421 I will live the life I choose. 76 00:03:40,603 --> 00:03:43,797 3x03 - ConFaegion 77 00:03:44,929 --> 00:03:48,163 EKG, MRI, EMV... 78 00:03:48,231 --> 00:03:50,098 Wake me up when you get to S&M. 79 00:03:51,835 --> 00:03:53,769 See, the truth of it, Vex, is that... 80 00:03:53,837 --> 00:03:58,040 No, don't sugar coat it, Doc. Just give it to me straight. 81 00:03:58,107 --> 00:04:01,376 Okay... there is nothing physically wrong with your arm, 82 00:04:01,444 --> 00:04:03,945 or your nervous system, or your musculoskeletal system... 83 00:04:05,047 --> 00:04:08,650 Then... why... can't I... 84 00:04:08,718 --> 00:04:11,386 - Get it up? - Oh, regular riot, you are. 85 00:04:11,454 --> 00:04:14,255 Since there's no physiological reason for your mesmeric impotence... 86 00:04:14,323 --> 00:04:15,690 Aha! I made you do that! 87 00:04:16,492 --> 00:04:19,460 - No, actually, that was just an itch. - Damn you! 88 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:21,595 What I'm trying to say is that your "condition" 89 00:04:21,663 --> 00:04:24,465 may be psychological in nature. 90 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:26,032 What, you sayin' I'm whacked? 91 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,902 Like I'm a nutter? A few ounces short of a pint? 92 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:31,505 It's not at all uncommon in Fae your age. 93 00:04:31,573 --> 00:04:34,240 Do you have any idea who you're talking to? 94 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:39,379 You shall feel the wrath of Vex! 95 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:43,383 [ music ] 96 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,417 Bah! 97 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,753 Why aren't you strangling yourself by now?! 98 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:49,654 It's nothing to be embarrassed about. I actually have the pamphlet... 99 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:52,156 Oh, save your pathetic bedside manner 100 00:04:52,224 --> 00:04:55,761 for your new, presumably temporary, girlfriend! 101 00:04:56,128 --> 00:04:58,963 - Excuse me? - Oh, come on... it can't be easy 102 00:04:59,031 --> 00:05:01,466 keepin' up with the Energizer SuccuBunny. 103 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:02,868 Though Dyson could. 104 00:05:02,935 --> 00:05:05,036 Okay... you know what? I think we're done. 105 00:05:05,371 --> 00:05:06,837 Any chance of a prescription refill? 106 00:05:06,905 --> 00:05:09,407 - Out! - Really? 107 00:05:14,713 --> 00:05:16,346 Bloody physicians. 108 00:05:16,648 --> 00:05:19,717 I mean, imagine sayin' that there's nothing wrong with it. 109 00:05:19,785 --> 00:05:21,719 I mean, have you ever heard anything so... 110 00:05:22,653 --> 00:05:24,888 Hello! Barkeep! I'm talking to you! 111 00:05:25,823 --> 00:05:28,225 - Still? - Unbelievable! 112 00:05:28,293 --> 00:05:30,427 Here I am, pouring out my heart to you and... 113 00:05:35,967 --> 00:05:37,667 Ok Dyson, I'm not here for my health. 114 00:05:37,735 --> 00:05:39,936 You wanna look at these case files or not? 115 00:05:40,003 --> 00:05:41,270 Uh, absolutely. Just gimme a sec... 116 00:05:42,205 --> 00:05:43,773 Ah... greetings. 117 00:05:45,042 --> 00:05:47,109 - Don't even start, Vex. - I beg your pardon? 118 00:05:47,177 --> 00:05:50,513 - I'm not buying you another drink. - Hey, I'm deeply offended. 119 00:05:50,581 --> 00:05:53,215 - Good, now go away. - Hey, you don't own me. 120 00:05:53,283 --> 00:05:54,583 Okay, look... 121 00:05:54,651 --> 00:05:56,585 we've been listening to your same sad story for days. 122 00:05:56,653 --> 00:05:59,087 The Dark doesn't want me. The Light can't stand me. 123 00:05:59,155 --> 00:06:00,756 My friends... Oh, wait... 124 00:06:00,824 --> 00:06:02,157 he doesn't have any, does he? 125 00:06:02,224 --> 00:06:04,927 - Sucks to be Vex. - This is an outrage! 126 00:06:05,528 --> 00:06:07,496 Nine ball... side pocket. 127 00:06:21,944 --> 00:06:23,444 What is it with that chick? 128 00:06:23,512 --> 00:06:24,846 She's just not feeling the love. 129 00:06:24,913 --> 00:06:27,447 - But why? - Because she thinks you're a murderer? 130 00:06:27,515 --> 00:06:30,049 But more importantly, what have you been up to? 131 00:06:30,117 --> 00:06:31,184 What? Oh... 132 00:06:31,886 --> 00:06:33,854 - The Morrigan again? - Oh, piece of cake. 133 00:06:33,921 --> 00:06:35,054 Don't underestimate that woman. 134 00:06:35,122 --> 00:06:36,556 After the Garuda meltdown, the Light 135 00:06:36,624 --> 00:06:38,625 and the Dark have agreed to play nice. 136 00:06:38,693 --> 00:06:40,293 Unaligned means unprotected. 137 00:06:40,361 --> 00:06:41,928 Oh, but you are forgetting... 138 00:06:43,063 --> 00:06:44,797 I have this. 139 00:06:46,133 --> 00:06:47,967 My own little insurance policy. 140 00:06:48,035 --> 00:06:50,303 I still think you should talk to The Ash. 141 00:06:50,371 --> 00:06:52,305 You look like you could use a break. 142 00:06:52,373 --> 00:06:54,007 And I'm guessing Kenzi could, too. 143 00:06:54,074 --> 00:06:54,540 Oh! 144 00:06:54,608 --> 00:06:55,041 [ clatter! ] 145 00:06:55,109 --> 00:06:55,674 Ow! 146 00:06:55,742 --> 00:06:56,942 Pardonez moi... 147 00:06:58,912 --> 00:07:01,046 - What's his problem? - I have no idea. 148 00:07:01,947 --> 00:07:03,648 You brought this on yourself, you know. 149 00:07:03,716 --> 00:07:05,617 Is this how you roll now? Tough love? 150 00:07:05,684 --> 00:07:08,586 You handcuffed the Morrigan to her bed for a Kodak moment. 151 00:07:08,654 --> 00:07:12,424 You sure this has nothing to do with your Fae United Nations experiment? 152 00:07:12,492 --> 00:07:15,359 A Light cop partnered with a Dark cop? Really? 153 00:07:15,427 --> 00:07:17,728 It's cynicism like that has kept our sides 154 00:07:17,795 --> 00:07:19,530 from building a genuine peace. 155 00:07:19,597 --> 00:07:22,066 Also, why do you care who Dyson is paired with? 156 00:07:22,134 --> 00:07:24,435 - I don't. - Didn't think so. 157 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:26,837 Know what might help your situation? 158 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:30,741 Just so happens I had a declaration to the Light all prepared... 159 00:07:30,808 --> 00:07:33,876 I'm not gonna be pressured into choosing a side out of fear. 160 00:07:33,944 --> 00:07:35,778 Well, can't blame an Ash for tryin'. 161 00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:39,249 You know what? Forget it. I can handle the shitstorm, 162 00:07:39,316 --> 00:07:41,651 it's just that Kenzi is starting to feel the strain. 163 00:07:41,718 --> 00:07:43,420 Now who's dishing out tough love? 164 00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:46,289 Bo, hang on... 165 00:07:48,958 --> 00:07:50,659 Look, since we got all Garuda-fied, 166 00:07:50,726 --> 00:07:53,328 I've been doing some serious inventory of the archives. 167 00:07:53,396 --> 00:07:54,663 And... ? 168 00:07:54,730 --> 00:07:56,730 Seems someone has grabbed my Staff of Righteousness. 169 00:07:56,798 --> 00:07:58,866 The Staff is a piece of wood... 170 00:07:59,668 --> 00:08:03,104 a treasured ceremonial relic ... and very powerful. 171 00:08:03,338 --> 00:08:05,005 Currently believed to be in the possession 172 00:08:05,074 --> 00:08:07,908 of one Mortimer Fassbinder. Pawnbroker and sleazebag. 173 00:08:07,976 --> 00:08:09,677 So, if I bring you this Staff... 174 00:08:09,744 --> 00:08:12,345 I could probably post a security detail near your place. 175 00:08:12,413 --> 00:08:15,048 Keep an eye out for The Morrigan's pets. 176 00:08:15,116 --> 00:08:17,884 - Where do I find this Fassbinder? - Hold up, Slick... 177 00:08:19,753 --> 00:08:22,155 There's something you should know about the Staff. 178 00:08:27,394 --> 00:08:28,627 Vex: Cheers, Bruce! 179 00:08:29,529 --> 00:08:32,331 Lovely lady, it is your lucky day. 180 00:08:32,399 --> 00:08:34,967 I could have you killed just for crossing my threshold. 181 00:08:35,034 --> 00:08:37,336 Tut tut, bygones and all that... 182 00:08:37,404 --> 00:08:42,007 A heartfelt expression of my loyalty to the Dark. And you. 183 00:08:45,611 --> 00:08:47,678 I am beautiful in restraints. 184 00:08:49,215 --> 00:08:50,081 Delete... 185 00:08:56,155 --> 00:08:58,889 - Was there something else? - Well, I thought you'd be pleased. 186 00:08:58,957 --> 00:09:01,558 If you really wanted to please me you would have 187 00:09:01,626 --> 00:09:03,494 brought me that bitch's head on a platter. 188 00:09:03,861 --> 00:09:05,061 But... but, I... 189 00:09:05,130 --> 00:09:10,066 But maybe your recent bout of impotence has spread to your spine? 190 00:09:10,135 --> 00:09:14,605 Lucky for you, my pity outweighs my disgust. 191 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:18,907 I won't have you killed. At least not today. 192 00:09:20,244 --> 00:09:22,211 Oh... you're too kind. 193 00:09:23,447 --> 00:09:25,281 We all have our cross to bear. 194 00:09:26,049 --> 00:09:27,416 Now drink up and go. 195 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:31,053 The next time we meet... 196 00:09:32,721 --> 00:09:36,324 ...either Bo or you will be dead. The choice is yours. 197 00:09:36,392 --> 00:09:38,862 [ music ] 198 00:09:43,491 --> 00:09:46,359 - Hey. - Oh, hey. 199 00:09:46,994 --> 00:09:48,327 Whatcha doin'? 200 00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:51,831 Oh, you know, just some Doctor-y stuff. 201 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,934 You know, I am actually interested in your work. 202 00:09:55,002 --> 00:09:57,669 You can talk to me about whatever it is you do. 203 00:09:57,737 --> 00:10:00,406 Really? You want to hear about my latest monograph 204 00:10:00,473 --> 00:10:03,292 regarding the rhizome repellent gradient of Fae blood compared 205 00:10:03,293 --> 00:10:06,111 with human blood, especially when suspended in an isotonic solution? 206 00:10:07,246 --> 00:10:09,681 - Or we could go to a movie. - Okay. 207 00:10:10,983 --> 00:10:12,517 - What is that? - Oh... 208 00:10:14,453 --> 00:10:18,623 - The Staff of Righteousness. - The who of what? 209 00:10:18,690 --> 00:10:21,358 Don't ask. Oh, and don't touch. 210 00:10:22,661 --> 00:10:25,696 Well... what can I touch? 211 00:10:27,498 --> 00:10:29,265 Haha, very funny. 212 00:10:36,808 --> 00:10:38,174 What's gotten into you? 213 00:10:38,242 --> 00:10:39,743 Well, you know, nothing just yet. 214 00:10:39,811 --> 00:10:42,345 But I was kinda thinking maybe we could, um... 215 00:10:44,648 --> 00:10:45,714 [ laughing ] Oh... 216 00:10:45,782 --> 00:10:47,750 wow... and to think I just came by 217 00:10:47,818 --> 00:10:49,785 to see if I left my phone here. 218 00:10:49,853 --> 00:10:52,922 Hmm... I don't know. Let's look... 219 00:10:53,557 --> 00:10:57,626 Well, it's not in there. Gosh, you know, 220 00:10:57,694 --> 00:11:00,161 with any luck maybe you left it on "vibrate". 221 00:11:00,228 --> 00:11:02,630 I thought you'd be too tired after last night. 222 00:11:02,698 --> 00:11:06,267 Tired? I am going for the gold in the Succu-games. 223 00:11:06,335 --> 00:11:08,069 [ laughing ] 224 00:11:08,136 --> 00:11:11,272 Well... I don't know what's gotten into you, 225 00:11:11,340 --> 00:11:15,976 but far be it from me to stand in the way of a young athlete's dream. 226 00:11:23,685 --> 00:11:26,119 - Yo, V-man. - Whatever. 227 00:11:26,187 --> 00:11:27,888 Sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side 228 00:11:27,956 --> 00:11:30,524 of the pull-out couch this morning. What's up? 229 00:11:31,492 --> 00:11:35,227 - It's my arm. - Again with the pity parade? 230 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,463 Look, you got a busted wing, you can't fly. 231 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:41,033 You gotta walk around like the rest of us poor miserable humans. 232 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,235 Welcome to Kenzi-ville! Man! 233 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,571 Now you know what it's like to be surrounded 234 00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:48,507 by superheroes every day. Suck it up, Pathetico! 235 00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:51,810 You know, if I were you, I'd re-consider a career in social work. 236 00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:54,445 Can we just... 237 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,615 ...forget about your Fae-self for like a nanosecond, 238 00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:58,650 and talk about something that's really important? 239 00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,885 Doubtful. 240 00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:03,054 - Mascara. - You have my attention. 241 00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:05,723 Dude, your lashes are freakin' amazing! 242 00:12:06,090 --> 00:12:08,492 Yeah... it's all in the brush technique. Wait... 243 00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:11,829 I picked up a few tips from Da Vinci. 244 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:15,198 - As in The Code? - Oh, yeah, now there was a queen for ya. 245 00:12:15,266 --> 00:12:17,668 He was all over David's ass like curry on chips. 246 00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:20,403 - Can you help me with my clumping? - Oh, please... 247 00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:21,303 Bo: Hey, y'all. 248 00:12:21,371 --> 00:12:22,839 Hey... Whazat? 249 00:12:23,641 --> 00:12:25,642 The end of a long story, involving 250 00:12:25,709 --> 00:12:28,611 a greasy pawnbroker and some hardcore negotiating. 251 00:12:28,679 --> 00:12:30,813 Vex: Uh, do you mind? We're working over here. 252 00:12:30,881 --> 00:12:31,881 Anyone seen my phone? 253 00:12:31,949 --> 00:12:33,583 You say phone? What, your phone? 254 00:12:33,651 --> 00:12:34,951 [ sigh ] 255 00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:37,285 Here, shift a cheek so I can look under the cushions... 256 00:12:37,353 --> 00:12:37,953 [ chomp ] 257 00:12:40,823 --> 00:12:41,857 Nothing... 258 00:12:42,491 --> 00:12:44,593 - Scootch! - Where'd you last have it? 259 00:12:44,661 --> 00:12:47,228 That's the thing... I coulda sworn that I left it... 260 00:12:47,296 --> 00:12:50,398 Yeah, iPads, iPhones electricity... it's all just a fad, really. 261 00:12:50,466 --> 00:12:53,067 The future's analog and all that. I'm tellin' ya. 262 00:13:00,141 --> 00:13:01,408 Am I doing it right? 263 00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:02,643 Uh... 264 00:13:02,711 --> 00:13:04,045 Hmm... just a little bit up... 265 00:13:04,112 --> 00:13:06,146 O.M.G. 266 00:13:07,382 --> 00:13:09,415 You guys are so cute together. 267 00:13:09,483 --> 00:13:10,717 - Ha! - Huh... 268 00:13:12,019 --> 00:13:14,054 I wish I had a makeup buddy. 269 00:13:14,956 --> 00:13:18,257 I thought she could be my friend, and she doesn't even like me. 270 00:13:18,325 --> 00:13:20,259 - Who? - Tamsin! 271 00:13:21,128 --> 00:13:23,963 She is so mean girl, right? 272 00:13:24,798 --> 00:13:26,799 I mean, buy an actual personality already. 273 00:13:26,866 --> 00:13:29,134 Did you happen to rifle through my duffel bag, 274 00:13:29,202 --> 00:13:32,104 and scarf down a couple of yellow pills with tigers on 'em? 275 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,673 I'm gonna talk to Dyson. 276 00:13:35,842 --> 00:13:40,712 And Bee-Tee-Dubs... It is "trés" private. 277 00:13:42,547 --> 00:13:43,547 Private? 278 00:13:44,483 --> 00:13:47,885 [ singing ] Lauren's pelt is gonna be steamed! 279 00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,654 What's it with you and the Doc? 280 00:13:49,722 --> 00:13:51,355 I mean, besides her terrible bedside manner 281 00:13:51,423 --> 00:13:54,025 and the fact that she's a damn sight cleverer than you. 282 00:13:54,093 --> 00:13:57,628 Not to mention sneaky. She spy-banged Bo. 283 00:13:57,695 --> 00:13:59,830 Dyson's drop-kicked Bo's heart ten times over, 284 00:13:59,897 --> 00:14:02,365 and you still howl when he comes 'round. 285 00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:04,300 I...! No! 286 00:14:07,005 --> 00:14:08,505 Listen, are you gonna teach me 287 00:14:08,572 --> 00:14:11,241 the double pump smudge-proof technique or not? 288 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:12,241 [ sigh ] 289 00:14:12,308 --> 00:14:14,710 I'm so proud of you. Come here... 290 00:14:17,047 --> 00:14:19,749 Alright, you're gonna move it like this just at the ends. 291 00:14:19,816 --> 00:14:21,617 You can't... like shake it... 292 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,354 I do not like your friend. 293 00:14:25,421 --> 00:14:27,889 She's not my friend. She is my new partner. 294 00:14:29,025 --> 00:14:32,861 What is she saying about me? Because whatever it is, it's not true. 295 00:14:32,928 --> 00:14:34,896 - Have you been drinking? - What? Like, alcohol? 296 00:14:34,964 --> 00:14:35,730 [ laughing ] 297 00:14:35,798 --> 00:14:36,865 I wish. 298 00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:43,171 - Do you have fake ID? - What? 299 00:14:44,673 --> 00:14:46,473 Let's do it. 300 00:14:50,278 --> 00:14:51,578 Let's get faced! 301 00:14:51,646 --> 00:14:54,113 Okay, you are cut off. I'm gonna talk to Trick. 302 00:14:54,182 --> 00:14:57,592 [ tense music ] 303 00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:06,992 Wow, you're so beautiful. 304 00:15:08,094 --> 00:15:09,295 [ laughing ] 305 00:15:11,431 --> 00:15:12,331 I'm sorry... 306 00:15:13,266 --> 00:15:14,032 [ laughing ] 307 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:14,966 I gotta go... 308 00:15:24,843 --> 00:15:27,712 - I think Dyson likes me. - Say what? 309 00:15:27,779 --> 00:15:31,282 Don't tell anyone this... but I think I might kiss him! 310 00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:34,126 [ music ] 311 00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:46,004 There's no pupil dilation... 312 00:15:47,273 --> 00:15:48,541 no concussion... 313 00:15:50,109 --> 00:15:51,209 I'm stumped. 314 00:15:51,277 --> 00:15:53,946 You have little specks in your eyes that look like stars. 315 00:15:54,013 --> 00:15:55,447 Call me crazy, but based on 316 00:15:55,514 --> 00:15:56,948 your little display at the bar... 317 00:15:57,015 --> 00:15:59,250 I mean, I do know that you and Dyson... 318 00:15:59,318 --> 00:16:01,152 Spill on aisle 3! Spill on aisle 3! 319 00:16:01,219 --> 00:16:02,219 Ow, ow... 320 00:16:02,287 --> 00:16:03,755 Come on! Let's go to a movie. 321 00:16:03,823 --> 00:16:06,223 Wow, you're really hot. Have you ever kissed a girl? 322 00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:09,260 I need you to sit still to check your EKG, ok? 323 00:16:09,328 --> 00:16:10,962 - Bzzz! - Bo, stop! 324 00:16:11,029 --> 00:16:13,397 We have now swapped brains. 325 00:16:13,465 --> 00:16:17,168 Hi, I'm Dr. Lauren. I don't like to have any fun. 326 00:16:17,235 --> 00:16:19,636 Take two frownie brownies and call me in the morning. 327 00:16:19,704 --> 00:16:21,105 You're really starting to scare me. 328 00:16:21,173 --> 00:16:22,006 [ rawr! ] 329 00:16:22,074 --> 00:16:22,806 Okay Bo... just listen to me... 330 00:16:22,874 --> 00:16:23,640 [ rawr! ] 331 00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:25,009 Bo! Listen to me... 332 00:16:25,077 --> 00:16:27,211 have you come in contact with any strange Fae lately...? 333 00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,612 - This is so lame! - Bo! Please! 334 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,048 Okay, well... 335 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:35,918 there was this one gross guy with a magic stick... 336 00:16:38,689 --> 00:16:41,458 [ laughing ] 337 00:16:44,427 --> 00:16:47,463 Hey, Tammers. "T-sin". Officer "Slamsin"! 338 00:16:48,431 --> 00:16:51,500 - Okay... - Are you playin' with yourself? 339 00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:53,202 Did somebody spike your brewski? 340 00:16:53,269 --> 00:16:56,105 Dude... this one time? That totally happened. 341 00:16:56,172 --> 00:16:58,807 I got to be Kenzi. Nailed it. 342 00:17:00,942 --> 00:17:03,744 Right... if you're trying to throw me off my game 343 00:17:03,812 --> 00:17:05,579 before we get down, it's working. 344 00:17:07,849 --> 00:17:11,719 - Do you think Bo likes me? - Do I look like I care? 345 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,222 I think I'm gonna ask her on a date. 346 00:17:14,289 --> 00:17:16,423 Okay, well... knock yourself out. 347 00:17:16,491 --> 00:17:20,627 In the meantime... you're either in the game... 348 00:17:20,694 --> 00:17:27,834 - or you are in my way... - You are so badass. 349 00:17:33,706 --> 00:17:36,608 [ singing ] Bo and Dyson sitting in a tree...! 350 00:17:36,676 --> 00:17:38,077 Shhhhhh! 351 00:17:38,145 --> 00:17:40,279 [ singing ] K-i-s-s-i-n-g! 352 00:17:40,347 --> 00:17:43,782 Oh, that would be so awesome! But, shhh! People are listening. 353 00:17:48,387 --> 00:17:51,389 - Hey, Gramps, what's this? - Seventh century. 354 00:17:51,457 --> 00:17:53,058 Please, put it back in my study. 355 00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,993 - Ew, she's gross. - Just put it back. 356 00:17:56,062 --> 00:17:58,729 [ mocking ] "Put it back." Can I have the car keys? 357 00:17:58,797 --> 00:17:59,630 No. 358 00:18:00,899 --> 00:18:05,302 If I don't get the car keys, I'm gonna count to a hundred. 359 00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:06,670 In French . 360 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:09,406 - [ laughing ] Good grief... - See what I mean? 361 00:18:09,474 --> 00:18:09,973 Un. 362 00:18:11,309 --> 00:18:12,142 Deux! 363 00:18:14,479 --> 00:18:15,479 Trois... 364 00:18:17,549 --> 00:18:21,417 You think this is being caused by the job that The Ash sent her on? 365 00:18:21,485 --> 00:18:22,351 Bo: Quatre... 366 00:18:22,419 --> 00:18:23,419 You tell me. 367 00:18:23,487 --> 00:18:24,520 Quatre... 368 00:18:25,089 --> 00:18:27,223 Can the Staff of Righteousness have symptoms like these? 369 00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:29,258 - Bo: Quatre...! - Cinq! 370 00:18:29,326 --> 00:18:33,129 - For the love of Aphrodite, it's cinq! - Sorry, French Police. 371 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,330 Cinq. 372 00:18:35,799 --> 00:18:36,598 Six... 373 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,401 At first glance, there's nothing in the lore 374 00:18:39,469 --> 00:18:41,603 that suggest the Staff is causing her symptoms. 375 00:18:41,670 --> 00:18:43,938 You have to admit, it's a pretty strange coincidence. 376 00:18:44,006 --> 00:18:46,808 She goes looking for the Staff and comes back like... 377 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,410 - Pollyanna on mushrooms? - Exactly. 378 00:18:48,478 --> 00:18:49,344 [ bar patrons cheering ] 379 00:18:49,412 --> 00:18:50,845 - Hey... - What? 380 00:18:50,913 --> 00:18:51,679 Where's "seven"? 381 00:18:52,747 --> 00:18:56,722 [ music ] 382 00:19:01,789 --> 00:19:03,157 Bo, get down! 383 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,058 [ singing ] "Don't you wish you're..." 384 00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:08,394 Hey! Let me finish! Don't Kanye me. 385 00:19:09,497 --> 00:19:12,098 - Dyson: You are a cheater! - Tamsin: Whatever! 386 00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:13,699 You're a cheater. And you're getting a zit. 387 00:19:15,102 --> 00:19:18,171 Bo is right. You're mean! 388 00:19:18,239 --> 00:19:21,474 [ music ] 389 00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:24,076 Whatever this is... it's contagious. 390 00:19:26,679 --> 00:19:31,316 ...you gotta forget about brown... black is always the new black. 391 00:19:33,052 --> 00:19:36,188 - You can't ground us. - Yeah. You're not our Mom. 392 00:19:36,256 --> 00:19:38,457 Yeah, we don't even have to listen to you. 393 00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,224 So... Bo shagged them both daft? 394 00:19:40,292 --> 00:19:43,361 - We have a situation. - More like a SHITuation. 395 00:19:43,428 --> 00:19:44,828 You guys wanna see my room? 396 00:19:44,896 --> 00:19:46,897 - Uh... yeah! - Shotgun! 397 00:19:46,965 --> 00:19:49,167 - No! No! - No, wait! Wait! 398 00:19:52,204 --> 00:19:54,805 Something's made them sick. And what's worse is the... 399 00:19:54,873 --> 00:20:00,177 [ snorting ] 400 00:20:00,244 --> 00:20:02,078 - Is that...? - A pig...? 401 00:20:02,146 --> 00:20:03,647 [ snorting ] 402 00:20:03,714 --> 00:20:04,847 He's looking for something... 403 00:20:06,584 --> 00:20:08,851 Kenzi: Or someone! Bo... 404 00:20:09,086 --> 00:20:11,854 Kenzi, where is there a knife? Or your trunk? 405 00:20:11,922 --> 00:20:14,056 - Uh, upstairs! - Well, what about your sword?? 406 00:20:14,123 --> 00:20:16,458 - Up... stairs! - Okay, well, Kenzi, think of something! 407 00:20:16,526 --> 00:20:17,793 That's usually your thing, Doc! 408 00:20:19,028 --> 00:20:21,129 This little piggy's about to go to market! 409 00:20:22,365 --> 00:20:23,732 [ snorting ] 410 00:20:25,134 --> 00:20:29,003 [ snorting/growling ] 411 00:20:29,071 --> 00:20:36,177 [ struggling ] 412 00:20:36,245 --> 00:20:38,179 We need a weapon! We need something! 413 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:39,980 Whoa! 414 00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:40,881 [ rawr! ] 415 00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:43,150 [ whack! ] 416 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,152 [ whack! ] 417 00:20:47,322 --> 00:20:47,654 [ thud! ] 418 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,490 Bloody hell... 419 00:20:52,493 --> 00:20:55,295 That'll do, pig... that'll do. 420 00:20:55,496 --> 00:20:56,496 How did you... 421 00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:58,498 I... 422 00:21:02,536 --> 00:21:04,503 Aren't you the dark horse. 423 00:21:12,812 --> 00:21:13,912 He's dead. 424 00:21:14,781 --> 00:21:17,249 Dudes, all I did was grab this stupid shillelagh 425 00:21:17,316 --> 00:21:20,417 and all of a sudden I'm Darth Vader. 426 00:21:20,854 --> 00:21:23,955 - Let me see that... - Yeah, about that... 427 00:21:24,189 --> 00:21:27,825 the shaft is kinda... Fae-zy Glued to my hand. 428 00:21:27,893 --> 00:21:30,461 Yeah... That happened to me once. 429 00:21:30,528 --> 00:21:31,362 Painful. 430 00:21:34,741 --> 00:21:36,675 "Grab a weapon," she said. 431 00:21:38,011 --> 00:21:39,912 It seems to be an energy bond. 432 00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:41,948 - So un-bond it. - I can't. 433 00:21:42,782 --> 00:21:44,616 The wood is melded to your flesh. 434 00:21:44,851 --> 00:21:46,552 Worst hand job ever. 435 00:21:47,587 --> 00:21:48,787 Whoa, Mack! The knife!? 436 00:21:48,855 --> 00:21:51,456 No, I saw it on TV. It cuts right through wood. 437 00:21:51,523 --> 00:21:52,890 And tomatoes. 438 00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:53,491 [ whack! ] 439 00:21:56,162 --> 00:21:58,596 Not my bad. Stick bad. 440 00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:04,602 Plus... your music sucks! 441 00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:06,937 I bought that one ironically. 442 00:22:07,672 --> 00:22:09,139 All of them, actually... 443 00:22:09,207 --> 00:22:13,677 - Um, what the heck is this? - Oh! Look at that! 444 00:22:13,744 --> 00:22:15,846 What is with your voice? It's all Scottish-y. 445 00:22:15,913 --> 00:22:17,547 Oh! Well, do you like it? 446 00:22:17,615 --> 00:22:18,248 Tamsin: It's lame. 447 00:22:18,316 --> 00:22:20,917 - No. - Kenzi: Yo, peeps! We are under attack! 448 00:22:21,485 --> 00:22:24,854 - Big whoop. - Fascinating. 449 00:22:24,921 --> 00:22:26,822 They seem to be immune to any sense of danger. 450 00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:29,125 Ohforgodsakes... Hey! 451 00:22:29,493 --> 00:22:31,995 We have a dead man-pig in the living room, 452 00:22:32,062 --> 00:22:34,097 I have a tree stuck to my mitt, 453 00:22:34,164 --> 00:22:36,599 and I did not sign up for the babysitter's club! 454 00:22:36,666 --> 00:22:39,001 [ laughing ] Oh, Dyson touched my boob! 455 00:22:39,068 --> 00:22:41,203 That was an accident! It was with my elbow! 456 00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:42,404 Doesn't even count! Come on! 457 00:22:42,472 --> 00:22:43,571 Seriously? 458 00:22:43,639 --> 00:22:45,740 Tamsin: Guys, guys, guys! Let's order pizza! 459 00:22:45,808 --> 00:22:47,042 Yes. 460 00:22:47,110 --> 00:22:48,877 For some reason, only the 3 of them are infected. 461 00:22:48,944 --> 00:22:50,445 Let's not take any chances. 462 00:22:50,513 --> 00:22:52,714 No physical contact until I know what we're dealing with. 463 00:22:52,781 --> 00:22:54,548 - Got it. - Double cheese! Yeah! 464 00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:57,218 Double cheese! PiZZA! 465 00:22:57,285 --> 00:22:58,919 - Pizza!!! - Pizza! 466 00:22:58,987 --> 00:23:00,754 And you three, stay put. 467 00:23:00,822 --> 00:23:02,089 Bo: Get the pizza! 468 00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:03,824 Where did you get these?? 469 00:23:05,394 --> 00:23:07,728 - It's fantastic! - Give it to me... 470 00:23:07,795 --> 00:23:08,762 Totally lame... 471 00:23:08,830 --> 00:23:11,364 Aww... There's another one! Come here, you! 472 00:23:11,965 --> 00:23:15,135 What I don't understand is that if this disease only targets Fae... 473 00:23:15,202 --> 00:23:16,669 Why isn't Vex infected? 474 00:23:16,737 --> 00:23:19,039 Well, perhaps my superior genetic makeup 475 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,941 has rendered me immune to embarrassing afflictions. 476 00:23:22,843 --> 00:23:25,511 - What is that? - What? 477 00:23:26,612 --> 00:23:29,881 You have a strange pustule behind your ear 478 00:23:29,949 --> 00:23:31,983 that wasn't there when I examined you last. 479 00:23:32,152 --> 00:23:33,985 Pustule... Ew. 480 00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:42,160 Kenzi: Ugh... Ugh! UGH! 481 00:23:42,227 --> 00:23:43,861 Ewww with a double side of hurl. 482 00:23:43,929 --> 00:23:47,831 - What is it?? - It's what's left of a cocoon. 483 00:23:47,899 --> 00:23:49,534 You've been used as an incubator. 484 00:23:49,601 --> 00:23:51,569 - By what? - My guess? 485 00:23:52,271 --> 00:23:55,639 - A parasite. - What? I'm unclean?! 486 00:23:55,707 --> 00:23:58,575 Relax... it isn't in you anymore. 487 00:23:58,642 --> 00:24:00,477 But where could you have picked this up? 488 00:24:01,079 --> 00:24:02,879 Have you been with any strange Fae lately? 489 00:24:04,415 --> 00:24:06,349 Ugh... damn bitch! 490 00:24:06,417 --> 00:24:07,950 - What's that? - What's that? 491 00:24:07,985 --> 00:24:09,652 Oh, nothing, uh... 492 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,822 I was just saying how devastated I was about all this, uh... 493 00:24:12,890 --> 00:24:15,958 Listen, I'm gonna get some help from Trick. Alright? 494 00:24:16,025 --> 00:24:17,826 I'm gonna make things right. Alright? 495 00:24:24,267 --> 00:24:28,270 - What the hell did you do to me!? - Used you to spread a parasite. 496 00:24:28,338 --> 00:24:31,239 - What kind of bloody parasite!? - The parasitic kind. 497 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,576 Zaps its victims with nymphoid hormones. 498 00:24:34,643 --> 00:24:38,279 Turns them into self-obsessed brats too young for Fae powers. 499 00:24:38,347 --> 00:24:40,348 So, they're completely vulnerable to attack? 500 00:24:40,416 --> 00:24:41,382 Precisely. 501 00:24:43,185 --> 00:24:46,520 But what about the "other white meat"? Relatives of yours? 502 00:24:46,687 --> 00:24:51,791 The infected emit a pungent pheromone that attracts 503 00:24:51,859 --> 00:24:54,628 a nasty breed of UnderFae in for the kill. 504 00:24:54,695 --> 00:24:57,764 Yeah, well, luckily Kenzi pounded little Piggly Wiggly 505 00:24:57,765 --> 00:25:00,834 into UnderFae bacon with her magic shillelagh. 506 00:25:00,901 --> 00:25:03,669 - And the Succubitch? - Still alive and singing. 507 00:25:03,737 --> 00:25:07,906 Along with the other Twi-hards. Dyson and his new partner. 508 00:25:07,974 --> 00:25:11,910 Oh! Now this is getting interesting. 509 00:25:13,013 --> 00:25:17,249 Three of my favorite people, trapped in one place... 510 00:25:17,316 --> 00:25:19,784 with no way to defend themselves. 511 00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:22,687 And she's got The Ash's play stick. 512 00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:28,326 You want to prove your loyalty to the Dark? 513 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:35,599 Finish off the teen trio, and bring me the Staff of Righteousness. 514 00:25:36,434 --> 00:25:37,702 And if I do? 515 00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:41,005 I'm sure I could find some... entry level position... 516 00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:45,109 No! I want all titles restored ... a million in cash 517 00:25:45,177 --> 00:25:50,547 - and my club. I want it back. - There's the Vex I remember. 518 00:25:53,184 --> 00:25:56,252 "Grab a weapon", she said... 519 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,322 For the hundredth time, Kenzi, I didn't know! 520 00:25:59,390 --> 00:26:02,425 Alert the media, there is something Doctor Flawless doesn't know! 521 00:26:02,493 --> 00:26:04,061 This is hardly the time, Kenzi. 522 00:26:04,128 --> 00:26:06,595 Course it isn't... 'Cause that would be "messy"! 523 00:26:06,663 --> 00:26:10,232 Do you think just once! Maybe just once, you could try to be... 524 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:12,401 - What? What?? - Helpful! 525 00:26:12,468 --> 00:26:14,336 - Excuse me? - Sure! 526 00:26:14,404 --> 00:26:16,105 Because everybody else does! 527 00:26:16,173 --> 00:26:18,925 You just bounce through life, no job, no plan, from one beer 528 00:26:18,926 --> 00:26:21,677 to the next and still, everybody dotes on you, don't they? 529 00:26:21,744 --> 00:26:23,311 What do you care where they dote? 530 00:26:23,378 --> 00:26:25,814 - Just forget about it... - Yeah... what is that?! 531 00:26:25,881 --> 00:26:27,749 Why are you always rolling your eyes at me, 532 00:26:27,817 --> 00:26:30,551 with your normal upbringing and your medical degree. 533 00:26:30,619 --> 00:26:32,787 You don't know anything about my life, Kenzi! 534 00:26:32,855 --> 00:26:34,989 I know you think you're too good for me... 535 00:26:35,057 --> 00:26:39,826 No, I don't actually! You think that I'm good enough for Bo! 536 00:26:44,599 --> 00:26:48,501 - She's my best friend. - And I love her. 537 00:26:49,003 --> 00:26:52,439 I know! [ sighing ] I know. 538 00:26:57,010 --> 00:26:58,510 Are you sure we're not infected? 539 00:26:59,246 --> 00:26:59,979 Mmmm... 540 00:27:01,915 --> 00:27:05,017 No. We're just... 541 00:27:05,085 --> 00:27:06,119 ...stupid. 542 00:27:07,621 --> 00:27:10,956 Well, I prefer... ..."emotional". 543 00:27:17,096 --> 00:27:17,963 Moving on? 544 00:27:19,766 --> 00:27:21,366 - Killer Pig? - Yeah... 545 00:27:22,601 --> 00:27:23,635 Yep, okay... 546 00:27:27,172 --> 00:27:30,507 I can't believe I ever thought you didn't like me. 547 00:27:31,810 --> 00:27:33,878 I don't think I was supposed to like you. 548 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,413 Why? What do you mean? 549 00:27:37,816 --> 00:27:39,216 [ whispering ] I'm a Valkyrie. 550 00:27:41,753 --> 00:27:44,053 - I think. - Wow... 551 00:27:45,389 --> 00:27:46,256 Really? 552 00:27:47,224 --> 00:27:50,927 - What's a Valkyrie? - I don't know. 553 00:27:52,930 --> 00:27:55,782 But... sometimes when I like people, 554 00:27:55,783 --> 00:27:57,066 I have to make them go away. 555 00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:59,902 - What are you talking about? - Can you keep a secret? 556 00:28:06,575 --> 00:28:07,776 Till I die. 557 00:28:09,779 --> 00:28:10,345 Um... 558 00:28:11,647 --> 00:28:14,449 - No, I'm not supposed to. - No, wait! Wait! 559 00:28:17,586 --> 00:28:20,587 I have an idea! Okay... 560 00:28:20,655 --> 00:28:26,527 Let's write down our deepest, darkest secrets... 561 00:28:26,594 --> 00:28:27,894 ...in poetry. 562 00:28:28,630 --> 00:28:29,563 Cool! 563 00:28:30,198 --> 00:28:32,399 But like real poetry. The kind that rhymes. 564 00:28:35,402 --> 00:28:36,703 You're really awesome. 565 00:28:38,205 --> 00:28:41,240 No. You're really awesome. 566 00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:43,242 [ giggling ] 567 00:28:45,045 --> 00:28:46,412 [ giggling ] 568 00:28:47,047 --> 00:28:47,913 Um... 569 00:28:48,649 --> 00:28:49,515 Oh, oh! 570 00:28:52,251 --> 00:28:53,585 See its snout? 571 00:28:53,653 --> 00:28:55,721 It's similar in genetic makeup to the pig. 572 00:28:55,788 --> 00:28:58,523 It was scenting out its prey, it knew which of us 573 00:28:58,591 --> 00:28:59,725 was infected with the parasite. 574 00:28:59,792 --> 00:29:01,259 Hurray for the Truffle Pig. 575 00:29:01,327 --> 00:29:04,062 These creatures travel in packs. When their buddy doesn't return... 576 00:29:04,129 --> 00:29:05,397 They'll all go hog wild? 577 00:29:05,465 --> 00:29:08,298 Not even my wonder whacker may be enough to save us. 578 00:29:08,367 --> 00:29:11,034 That's why we need Bo and the others back to normal. 579 00:29:11,102 --> 00:29:13,604 Based on the secretions that I pulled from the cocoon 580 00:29:13,672 --> 00:29:16,073 from Vex, I think I can cobble together an anti-toxin 581 00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:19,377 - for the parasite. But I need time. - And a lab, maybe? 582 00:29:19,444 --> 00:29:23,580 Well, not necessarily. I've got a few basic supplies in my kit. 583 00:29:23,647 --> 00:29:25,915 But I need you to gather up some ingredients. 584 00:29:25,983 --> 00:29:28,451 Uh, baking powder, vinegar, turmeric... 585 00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:29,552 Yeah, yeah, okay... 586 00:29:30,788 --> 00:29:31,921 Alright, go... 587 00:29:31,989 --> 00:29:35,057 Also, garlic, hairspray, and lubricating oil. 588 00:29:35,125 --> 00:29:36,493 Flavoured or bulk? 589 00:29:37,094 --> 00:29:40,596 As for me... I'm going upstairs to take a swab. 590 00:29:40,998 --> 00:29:42,131 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 591 00:29:42,199 --> 00:29:45,234 Doc, you goin' in solo? Without backup? 592 00:29:45,302 --> 00:29:49,438 - I think I can do this. - You're as stubborn as you are bossy. 593 00:29:51,441 --> 00:29:52,474 Godspeed. 594 00:29:57,313 --> 00:29:57,979 Okay! 595 00:30:04,153 --> 00:30:07,655 - What happened? - I don't want to talk about it. 596 00:30:08,791 --> 00:30:11,159 But... I got it. 597 00:30:12,493 --> 00:30:13,427 Sure did. 598 00:30:15,130 --> 00:30:15,829 Wow... 599 00:30:17,465 --> 00:30:20,500 - Nice job. - Yeah, I did something else too... 600 00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:24,238 I set up an early warning system outside, Home Alone style. 601 00:30:24,306 --> 00:30:26,540 Good. That'll help. 602 00:30:27,142 --> 00:30:29,208 Okay... 603 00:30:29,276 --> 00:30:31,610 You must've gone to some crazy-ass medical school. 604 00:30:32,813 --> 00:30:35,748 Yale taught me chemistry and physiology. 605 00:30:35,816 --> 00:30:40,019 But this kind of stuff is just experience and luck 606 00:30:40,087 --> 00:30:43,222 and whatever I figured out in the field. 607 00:30:43,290 --> 00:30:45,890 - "Field" meaning... - Afghanistan. 608 00:30:47,460 --> 00:30:48,626 Shit, dude... 609 00:30:49,462 --> 00:30:52,230 - How long? - Long enough. 610 00:30:53,732 --> 00:30:57,735 - Why didn't you ever say so? - You never asked. 611 00:31:05,344 --> 00:31:07,744 You're listening to Dyson take a whiz. 612 00:31:08,146 --> 00:31:09,146 I am not. 613 00:31:10,682 --> 00:31:14,218 Did you read my poem? It was stupid, right? 614 00:31:14,286 --> 00:31:17,753 No, I liked it. A lot. 615 00:31:18,389 --> 00:31:22,025 Yours was really beautiful... in a way. 616 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,562 But it was... really, really sad. 617 00:31:28,199 --> 00:31:30,766 I wish there was something I could do to help you. 618 00:31:31,469 --> 00:31:32,667 You can't help me. 619 00:31:34,237 --> 00:31:35,437 Nobody can. 620 00:31:38,241 --> 00:31:39,241 Our secret? 621 00:31:40,410 --> 00:31:42,811 Cross my heart. 622 00:31:59,228 --> 00:32:01,929 Make mine a Fae-cuccino, please... 623 00:32:01,997 --> 00:32:05,432 I'm just straining any impurities. God, I hope... 624 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:06,933 [ cat screeching ] 625 00:32:07,001 --> 00:32:08,168 Perimeter breach! 626 00:32:13,007 --> 00:32:14,874 - Uh... we've got company! - How many? 627 00:32:14,942 --> 00:32:17,411 There's just... Uh, no, there's another one... 628 00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:19,746 - Ugh, it's not ready! - Oh, God... 629 00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:20,146 [ bang! ] 630 00:32:26,253 --> 00:32:30,656 The 3 little piggies are back! And this time, it's personal. 631 00:32:31,124 --> 00:32:33,325 - Vex! - Dude, what are you doing? 632 00:32:33,393 --> 00:32:34,560 I'm going home. 633 00:32:34,627 --> 00:32:36,761 [ music ] 634 00:32:38,794 --> 00:32:42,600 [ fighting ] 635 00:32:44,667 --> 00:32:47,002 - You slimy sonuvabitch! - Ooooh! 636 00:32:47,070 --> 00:32:49,137 Your words are like tiny little daggers in my heart! 637 00:32:49,205 --> 00:32:50,271 I trusted you! 638 00:32:50,339 --> 00:32:53,641 Yeah, well, just give us the rugrats so we can all go home! 639 00:32:53,709 --> 00:32:54,408 [ whack! ] 640 00:32:54,810 --> 00:32:56,077 Not on your miserable life! 641 00:32:56,144 --> 00:32:56,644 Huh! 642 00:32:58,780 --> 00:33:01,683 [ music playing ] 643 00:33:02,751 --> 00:33:03,918 Duran Duran? 644 00:33:06,655 --> 00:33:09,656 ♪ "...I'm on the hunt, I'm after you..." ♪ 645 00:33:09,724 --> 00:33:10,090 [ whack! ] 646 00:33:10,557 --> 00:33:11,091 [ whack! ] 647 00:33:11,993 --> 00:33:13,693 ♪ "...I'm lost and I'm found..." ♪ 648 00:33:13,761 --> 00:33:16,529 ♪ "...and I'm hungry like the wolf..." ♪ 649 00:33:16,597 --> 00:33:17,497 [ howl! ] 650 00:33:17,564 --> 00:33:18,832 Woooo! 651 00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:19,766 Wooo!!! 652 00:33:20,901 --> 00:33:22,702 Kenzi: Bo! Help! 653 00:33:23,270 --> 00:33:24,837 That sounds like Kenzi! 654 00:33:24,904 --> 00:33:27,740 [ music plays ] 655 00:33:27,807 --> 00:33:29,108 Woohoo! Wooo! 656 00:33:29,643 --> 00:33:31,977 [ Dyson singing ] "...I'm hungry like the wolf!" 657 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:33,545 [ whack! ] 658 00:33:34,047 --> 00:33:34,813 Bo?! 659 00:33:35,048 --> 00:33:35,380 [ whack! ] 660 00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:37,215 [ whack! ] 661 00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:39,051 [ whack! ] 662 00:33:41,453 --> 00:33:43,521 - Crank it, Tammy! - Okay! 663 00:33:43,588 --> 00:33:46,461 [ music ] 664 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:51,663 The antidote's ready! 665 00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,464 [ whack! ] [ whack! ] 666 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:54,265 [ whack! ] 667 00:33:54,466 --> 00:33:56,667 - I need to get upstairs... - Go long and wide, Doc! 668 00:33:56,734 --> 00:33:57,367 [ whack! ] 669 00:33:57,434 --> 00:33:58,301 I got you covered! 670 00:33:59,503 --> 00:34:00,570 Are you gonna be okay?? 671 00:34:01,739 --> 00:34:02,072 [ whack! ] 672 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:04,440 [ whack! ] 673 00:34:05,843 --> 00:34:07,577 Sure! This is kinda fun. 674 00:34:08,245 --> 00:34:10,246 Okay... Way to not overthink it. 675 00:34:17,154 --> 00:34:19,155 Hey... Twinkle toes... 676 00:34:19,756 --> 00:34:21,724 I'll be havin' that wee Staff of yours. 677 00:34:22,793 --> 00:34:25,327 Come closer. Let me give it you. 678 00:34:25,395 --> 00:34:28,597 Oh, I'd be delighted. Look what I found. 679 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,433 This isn't really like... 680 00:34:32,501 --> 00:34:34,502 any Spin The Bottle game I ever played. 681 00:34:34,570 --> 00:34:37,739 - Oh, it's new rules. - Are you sure? 682 00:34:37,807 --> 00:34:41,375 Absolutely, I read it... somewhere. It's your turn. 683 00:34:47,548 --> 00:34:50,017 - I gotta kiss you. - Okay. 684 00:34:59,159 --> 00:35:03,863 - Man... what are you? - Dude... that was all you. 685 00:35:03,931 --> 00:35:05,497 Are you playing Spin The Bottle? 686 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,466 That was so dope. 687 00:35:08,201 --> 00:35:10,102 - Let's do that again. - Okay. 688 00:35:10,436 --> 00:35:11,069 Yeah, let's not... 689 00:35:11,938 --> 00:35:13,138 Ow!!! 690 00:35:13,439 --> 00:35:16,541 - Hey, where's our pizza? - There's no pizza coming. 691 00:35:17,777 --> 00:35:19,010 Come here, you little... 692 00:35:20,346 --> 00:35:21,813 Ahh... 693 00:35:21,881 --> 00:35:24,348 I believe "wanker" is the word that you're looking for. 694 00:35:24,415 --> 00:35:26,550 [ in Russian ] A dirty traitor! 695 00:35:27,485 --> 00:35:30,821 And to think I shared my limited edition purple-pixie glitter with you! 696 00:35:30,889 --> 00:35:33,924 Aw, you think sharing makeup makes us friends? 697 00:35:33,992 --> 00:35:37,327 Don't do this... I thought you were your own man. 698 00:35:37,395 --> 00:35:40,396 I am my own man! And I happen to have an axe. 699 00:35:40,464 --> 00:35:42,165 But you're not doing this for you. 700 00:35:42,233 --> 00:35:43,967 You're doing it for that stupid bitch! 701 00:35:44,034 --> 00:35:45,468 Anything is better than this! 702 00:35:46,336 --> 00:35:49,305 I mean, look at me! I'm sleeping on a couch! 703 00:35:49,373 --> 00:35:51,507 People are laughing at me to my face! 704 00:35:51,575 --> 00:35:53,009 You can't believe that The Morrigan's 705 00:35:53,077 --> 00:35:55,078 just gonna welcome you back with open arms! 706 00:35:55,146 --> 00:35:56,912 Listen, luv, you've obviously read the book 707 00:35:56,980 --> 00:35:58,914 on "Hostage Negotiation 101"... Can we just skip 708 00:35:58,982 --> 00:36:01,516 to the bit where you tell me I'm better than this? 709 00:36:01,584 --> 00:36:03,685 - You are. - What if I'm not? 710 00:36:03,753 --> 00:36:07,022 Losing your powers was the best thing that could have happened to you. 711 00:36:07,090 --> 00:36:10,225 I feel like I've finally met the real Vex! 712 00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:14,195 He's a true artist. He's a gentle soul! 713 00:36:14,263 --> 00:36:17,399 And he will not be trifled with. Not even by her! 714 00:36:17,466 --> 00:36:19,000 He's done with that! 715 00:36:19,268 --> 00:36:24,306 [ struggling ] 716 00:36:24,373 --> 00:36:25,840 Vex... please! 717 00:36:25,908 --> 00:36:26,274 [ whack! ] 718 00:36:31,313 --> 00:36:32,446 Oh, Kenzi... 719 00:36:34,115 --> 00:36:36,016 I'm getting soft in my old age. 720 00:36:38,353 --> 00:36:39,286 Good choice... 721 00:36:39,721 --> 00:36:40,721 Good choice!!! 722 00:36:41,389 --> 00:36:47,960 [ snorting/growling ] 723 00:36:48,028 --> 00:36:48,695 Lauren: It's all right... 724 00:36:50,163 --> 00:36:51,197 She's coming... 725 00:36:55,736 --> 00:36:57,804 Time for Mama to bring home the bacon. 726 00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:00,072 [ fighting ] 727 00:37:00,140 --> 00:37:01,406 - Oh... - Oh! 728 00:37:01,474 --> 00:37:03,308 I don't think I'd mind getting my ass kicked 729 00:37:03,376 --> 00:37:05,310 - by someone that hot. - That had to hurt. 730 00:37:05,378 --> 00:37:06,277 Ugh... 731 00:37:06,346 --> 00:37:08,213 - Ah! - Oh! God! 732 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,415 One to go, one to go, one one one to go! 733 00:37:10,483 --> 00:37:11,916 And that's two! No, that's two! 734 00:37:11,984 --> 00:37:13,151 Bo for the gold! 735 00:37:13,219 --> 00:37:17,388 Vex: Ahem... Uh, all's well that ends well, yeah? 736 00:37:17,456 --> 00:37:18,656 No hard feelings? 737 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:21,892 [ whack! ] 738 00:37:23,294 --> 00:37:24,328 Vex: Ow! 739 00:37:24,396 --> 00:37:26,530 Girl, you got you some gaaame. True. 740 00:37:27,799 --> 00:37:30,901 [ fighting ] 741 00:37:30,969 --> 00:37:32,635 Come on, Bo... 742 00:37:33,738 --> 00:37:35,772 The whole thing's... blank. 743 00:37:38,843 --> 00:37:41,444 But fuzzy, like... 744 00:37:41,512 --> 00:37:44,180 ...like there's something there, but why can't I remember? 745 00:37:44,248 --> 00:37:45,147 [ sigh ] 746 00:37:45,215 --> 00:37:48,717 Because you're not supposed to. We're probably better off this way. 747 00:37:48,785 --> 00:37:50,185 Yeah, good call, Tammy. 748 00:37:52,822 --> 00:37:55,991 - I mean, Tamsin. - Okay! 749 00:37:56,058 --> 00:37:59,495 Look, all I know is that this latest crapfest 750 00:37:59,562 --> 00:38:01,663 just caused a whole mess of Fae paperwork. 751 00:38:01,731 --> 00:38:05,132 So, thank you for destroying my weekend, and goodbye. 752 00:38:08,904 --> 00:38:11,606 Well, that girl is just no fun at all. 753 00:38:11,673 --> 00:38:12,306 Hmm... 754 00:38:17,012 --> 00:38:21,014 [ humming ] 755 00:38:21,081 --> 00:38:28,922 Both: [ humming ] 756 00:38:29,989 --> 00:38:32,997 [ music ] 757 00:38:39,065 --> 00:38:41,133 The one who touches the Staff of Righteousness 758 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,168 shall take up the noble cause, 759 00:38:43,236 --> 00:38:45,971 accept the sacred mantle of Ruler of Forest Nymphs 760 00:38:46,039 --> 00:38:49,141 and Wood Sprites, and fight for truth and justice 761 00:38:49,208 --> 00:38:52,444 throughout the land to the end of their natural days. 762 00:38:53,145 --> 00:38:54,446 You're kidding me. 763 00:38:54,513 --> 00:38:56,280 This is a huge responsibility you've taken on. 764 00:38:56,348 --> 00:38:58,950 I just picked up a frikkin' stick! 765 00:38:59,017 --> 00:39:02,153 That's how destiny works. One day you're you, and the next day... 766 00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:03,588 I'm a superhero. 767 00:39:03,656 --> 00:39:04,756 [ laughing ] 768 00:39:04,824 --> 00:39:05,690 [ sigh ] 769 00:39:07,827 --> 00:39:08,292 Pro... 770 00:39:10,127 --> 00:39:11,261 I could be awesome, forever. 771 00:39:11,729 --> 00:39:14,164 - Yup. - Okay... Con... 772 00:39:15,166 --> 00:39:17,367 I would have to learn how to do everything 773 00:39:17,435 --> 00:39:20,070 with my left hand and I mean everything. 774 00:39:20,137 --> 00:39:24,608 Well... as a last, desperate resort there is an escape clause. 775 00:39:24,676 --> 00:39:26,742 Sold. Show me the eject button. 776 00:39:27,378 --> 00:39:28,345 Very well. 777 00:39:30,281 --> 00:39:35,986 Close your eyes and say the words... No peeking. 778 00:39:38,389 --> 00:39:39,755 "I decline". 779 00:39:44,361 --> 00:39:46,561 I... decline. 780 00:39:53,203 --> 00:39:54,336 It was that easy? 781 00:39:56,439 --> 00:39:58,139 Why didn't you just say so? 782 00:39:59,041 --> 00:40:01,109 What? A Blood King can't have a little fun? 783 00:40:01,176 --> 00:40:04,048 [ music ] 784 00:40:09,261 --> 00:40:11,529 I don't think much of your interior decorator... 785 00:40:11,597 --> 00:40:13,198 It's a work in progress. 786 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,867 Much like yourself. 787 00:40:15,935 --> 00:40:19,270 Don't change the subject. You're not off the hook yet. 788 00:40:19,338 --> 00:40:22,206 Oh! Look at you. All grown up. "The Ash." 789 00:40:22,273 --> 00:40:25,442 Did you get the new business cards, yet? Maybe a little vanity plate? 790 00:40:25,509 --> 00:40:28,311 - Daddy must be so proud. - You violated Fae law. 791 00:40:28,379 --> 00:40:30,881 Oh, by having a little fun with SuccuBo? 792 00:40:30,949 --> 00:40:32,983 You executed a blatant attack on the Light. 793 00:40:33,051 --> 00:40:36,953 Oh, come on now. When did everyone get so uptight? 794 00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:38,587 I remember the good old days. 795 00:40:38,655 --> 00:40:41,791 A little raping, a little pillaging, the odd "collateral damage"... 796 00:40:41,859 --> 00:40:45,394 and then you'd have yourself a party. Now it's all rules, rules, rules. 797 00:40:45,462 --> 00:40:48,364 Your actions may have jeopardized the new peace plan. 798 00:40:48,431 --> 00:40:50,733 A plan, in case you've forgotten, 799 00:40:50,801 --> 00:40:53,434 that was endorsed by the Fae Elders themselves. 800 00:40:54,904 --> 00:40:55,937 What can I say? 801 00:40:56,939 --> 00:40:59,975 Except, mea culpa. 802 00:41:00,042 --> 00:41:02,844 I was just trying to spice things up a little bit. 803 00:41:03,679 --> 00:41:05,280 I was a cop for thirty years. 804 00:41:07,250 --> 00:41:10,985 One thing I learned... bullshit stinks. 805 00:41:12,187 --> 00:41:13,553 And lady, you reek. 806 00:41:14,923 --> 00:41:16,857 You ever pull a stunt like this again, 807 00:41:16,925 --> 00:41:20,861 I will personally rip off your head and shove it up your lily white ass. 808 00:41:20,929 --> 00:41:24,930 This détente is too important to be screwed up by some petty feud. 809 00:41:26,366 --> 00:41:27,400 Am I clear? 810 00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:30,403 Crystal. 811 00:41:34,608 --> 00:41:38,744 Hey man, we are just one Vex short of a real fiesta. 812 00:41:40,246 --> 00:41:41,246 Where you goin'? 813 00:41:42,215 --> 00:41:43,182 I don't know yet. 814 00:41:44,951 --> 00:41:46,518 Why don't I go make some tea. 815 00:41:47,420 --> 00:41:50,555 Vexster... hey! Come on, all is forgiven. 816 00:41:50,623 --> 00:41:52,224 But it shouldn't be, Kenz. 817 00:41:52,292 --> 00:41:54,659 I can't stay here. Not after what I've done. 818 00:41:54,727 --> 00:41:55,893 Dude, you saved my life... 819 00:41:55,961 --> 00:41:59,530 Or that pig shifted to the left at just the right moment. 820 00:42:00,432 --> 00:42:02,265 That is not true. 821 00:42:04,902 --> 00:42:05,768 Is it?? 822 00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:08,872 You know... 823 00:42:09,907 --> 00:42:13,210 if you'd looked at my history you'd know I was a betting man. 824 00:42:15,246 --> 00:42:17,547 I'm going to take some time to reflect, you know? 825 00:42:18,182 --> 00:42:21,384 Reset the system. I guess the Doctor was right! 826 00:42:22,185 --> 00:42:23,519 Bloody humans... 827 00:42:25,489 --> 00:42:30,660 - You thinkin' maybe Tibet? - India, via Vegas. 828 00:42:30,728 --> 00:42:34,163 You know, the whole Eat, Pray, Mesmer tour. 829 00:42:37,099 --> 00:42:40,635 Yeah... well... I'll be back. 830 00:42:40,970 --> 00:42:42,571 Fully armed and ready to rock. 831 00:42:43,806 --> 00:42:45,907 How do I know I'll ever see you again? 832 00:42:55,751 --> 00:42:56,417 [ gasp! ] 833 00:42:58,319 --> 00:43:00,921 Not your ebony handled bison bristle blush brush? 834 00:43:01,723 --> 00:43:03,491 Ugh! 835 00:43:03,558 --> 00:43:05,359 You break that brush and I'll kill ya. 836 00:43:05,427 --> 00:43:06,026 Kenzi: Ow! 837 00:43:06,094 --> 00:43:07,594 [ Vex laughing ] 838 00:43:09,963 --> 00:43:12,832 Catch you in another lifetime! Maybe... 839 00:43:17,070 --> 00:43:18,872 I'm gonna miss that a-hole... 840 00:43:21,174 --> 00:43:21,608 I know. 841 00:43:21,675 --> 00:43:23,108 - Ow... - Here... 842 00:43:24,443 --> 00:43:27,280 [ music ] 843 00:43:29,015 --> 00:43:32,348 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~