[BO narrating] Last time on Lost Girl:
[DYSON] I found this symbol on all of their bodies.
It's a triskele.
[BO] Three humans. All killed in the elevator crash.
And then possessed by some kind of Fae.
What can I get you?
Coquetel.
The Ancients called this drink the drink of prophecy.
It's my husband. He died a few weeks ago.
[ALICIA] I saw him.
Hello again.
Well, you just keep popping up.
Everything is gonna go boom.
[BO] You're feeding off the crowd.
[TRICK] The Ancients are the most powerful
Fae family that ever lived.
[sirens]
[distant helicopter]
[groans and yelling]
[WOMAN moaning]
[BO] Over here.
[WOMAN moaning]
[yelling]
--[BO] Dyson. --[WOMAN] Please help us!
[WOMAN] Please!
Hasn't every annoying person ever told you,
lift with your legs.
[DYSON] Way to make light of a heavy situation.
[WOMAN] Oh my god. Go. Go, go. Go, go, go, go, go.
[WOMAN] Thank--Thank you.
[WOMAN grunting]
[BO] Here. Give me your hand.
[BO] You're okay.
[TAMSIN] Tornado's headed east.
I've got ambulances in the safe zone on Fifth.
[DYSON] Good work. I'll take care of them.
Looks like a battlefield out here.
[TAMSIN] And I've seen my share.
Shit got real.
I have never seen anything like this.
As long as we're together, we can take on anything.
You're my girl.
Tamsin.
Yeah, girl?
Never mind.
[distant sirens]
♪
Oh my gods.
♪
Oh Pythia, Dedona, Cassie!
[ZEE] Come on! Up!
It's almost time.
Look alive oracles.
Oraclettes.
My little eyeless wonders.
[thunder]
♪
[ALL gasp]
[ORACLES] Only in the darkness can we see the light.
Only in the darkness can we see the light.
Ready. Set.
Bo.
[opening theme]
[NEWS ANCHOR] The wind is constant and more rain is forecast.
And lightning continues to touch down across the city.
Meteorologists are still stumped as to why
there are no warnings and so far,
no explanation for this bizarrely localized storm.
The department of safety is urging the public
to remain indoors until further notice.
Apocalypse anyone?
Sounds like somebody's trying to send us a message.
Oh, good. 'Cause we're not equipped
for the end of the world.
[SAM] Even with Cassie missing,
we only have room for one more patient.
How about three?
Give me the four-one-one.
The Ancients are behind this.
We saw their symbol.
What? The same ones that were on the victims, bodies?
Exactly.
And now a mark from the storm.
Like a big ass crop circle.
[TAMSIN] At least we know they aren't subtle.
[DYSON] Yeah, but we still can't find them.
I'm workin' on it.
Hey, whaddya say we go sweep the streets?
Make sure no one's left behind.
It's okay. Go, go, go.
[SAM] Doctor L., I need you, stat.
And about ten more of ya.
I'm worried that someone's gonna use this chaos
to try and take Lauren's serum.
I'll stay. You guys be careful.
[TAMSIN] Bye.
[commotion]
[WOMAN screams]
About that apocalypse?
[LAUREN] Okay, you know what? Don't anybody panic.
We have everything completely under control.
[MALE NURSE] No, well, get 'em down there right now.
[FEMALE NURSE] Everybody stay calm.
You were saying?
It's Evony's cryo-box.
[MARK] O-ho. Yes. I love storms.
[VEX] Ughhh... Enthusiasm.
[water dropping]
[TRICK] Uh. Bucket!
Zeus was so frustrated with the humans' impiety,
that he flooded the Earth to destroy mankind.
[TRICK] He used Hera's messenger,
Iris the Rainbow God, to do it.
Wait, wait, wait. Lemme get something straight.
When you say "god" you actually mean...?
Fae... so powerful that a long time ago,
[TRICK] humans worshiped them.
Whoa, hold the lift. If Zeus and his Ancient bunch
are wreakin' havoc on our colony's skies,
why am I stuck here in Cheers with you lot?
[VEX] I feel like I've picked the worst lane
in the shittiest traffic of all time.
Fickle.
[thunder]
Get me some candles?
[VEX] Oh, by all means.
I love takin' orders from the man with the leaky roofs.
And the piss sticky floors!
Wha--? I-I mop, I swear.
[VEX] Well, if it's the end of the world...
I may as well get tipsy.
Wa-ha-ha.
Oh, that's lovely.
Surprise.
Um, surprise, yes.
[thunder]
Man, I really do love storms.
Yeah, so we've heard.
You do know Trick is gonna blame me for that, right?
Eh...
All right, then.
We don't wanna get you in trouble now,
do we, Danny Zuko?
C'mon, let's go.
Is the weather effectin' your noggin'?
Atmospheric pressure or something?
I feel great.
[VEX] M'kay. Good then. Let's go and get candles.
[MARK] What kind do you want?
[VEX] Um...
Thick or... long?
[chuckles]
Ideally a little bit of both, actually.
Where're you...?
Oh, that.
No, no, no--
[zipper unzips]
But yes.
Oh, I--I d--
I don't think your father would be too pleased if he knows
what you're taking at the moment. Oh...
Oh... sweet storm.
That feels...
wrong.
That's so wrong.
Do you know Dyson despises every fiber of my wretched being?
[MARK] You talk too much.
Yeah, well--
If I were a god, where would I be?
[TAMSIN] Duh. Big fluffy white cloud in the sky.
Do you have any cream cheese?
[BOTH chuckle]
[DYSON] You smell good wet.
[TAMSIN] Yeah I do. Thanks.
Streets are under control.
Surprisingly no fatalities.
Then why unleash a tornado?
[TAMSIN] Mmm. Maybe it's not about the tornado.
Maybe it's about the aftermath.
Destruction, chaos.
Blackout. And not the wake up on a Saturday morning
at the Four Seasons kind.
I rechecked our human body's residence. Empty.
So is the PR firm.
Well, I did find this.
[DYSON] Alicia must've put these up.
I asked her to leave town.
She saw her supposedly dead husband walking around
after he died in an elevator crash.
I wouldn't leave town if I was her; I'd want answers.
She's human. I can't just say his body was
taken over by an Ancient.
[DYSON] I need you to wipe the city clean of any evidence
of the gods, their symbols, those posters.
Whatever you can find.
I'm gonna go check the clinic.
Tamsin.
I am not jealous of Lauren.
Bo's a Succubus. There's always gonna be other people.
It's in her nature.
It's not the other people that I'm worried about.
It's just the one.
Hey, where're you going?
[DYSON] To see about a girl.
[beeping]
[LAUREN] Come on! This thing's on a generator
that has its own backup generator.
That's on a backup generator?
How? How is it not enough power?
Uh, with Evony, nothing is ever enough.
Oh... Please tell me this thing is about to
unleash a lifetime supply of froyo.
Try one of the oldest, most dangerous Fae
to ever walk the Earth.
Lovely. What do we do?
[FEMALE ALARM] System down in ninety seconds.
Evacuate. Evacuate. Evacuate. Evacuate.
Evacuate it is.
[FEMALE ALARM] Evacuate. Evacuate.
[FEMALE ALARM] Evacuate. Evacuate. Evacuate.
Robot voice lady can shut the Fae up.
[LAUREN] Sam's getting everybody out
and ambulances are routing patients
to the nearest hospitals.
[FEMALE ALARM] Evacuate. Evacuate. Evacuate.
Containment system down in ten seconds.
Are you ready?
All my life.
[beeping]
Huh...?
[LAUREN] I see your "huh" and I raise you--
are you freaking kidding me?
Evony Fleurette Marquise, I despise you.
Yet you continue to work for her.
All of this is for her. To make her Fae again.
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
[soulful song begins]
Don't you think we should save the generator power
for something more important?
She could be listening.
[LAUREN] I know what I'm doing.
You need to trust me.
[LAUREN] I'm getting to live my lifelong dream.
Treating humans. Fae. Conducting research.
And none of this has anything to do with turning Evony Fae again.
[LAUREN] I don't work for anybody but myself.
[BO] You know how to seize an opportunity.
[LAUREN] Mmm. Well, for some of us, life is shorter.
[BO] Then let's make it count.
[music continues]
[knock on door]
[footsteps]
Can I help you?
What are you doing here?
[ALICIA] Kevin. Who is it?
[ALICIA] Detective Dyson.
[HERATIO] Oh, you know him?
[DYSON] I was, uh, assigned to your case.
I thought I'd check in.
Your department told me I couldn't see Kevin's body
because it was too damaged.
They handed me an urn.
My husband's supposed ashes were sitting on my fireplace mantle.
[HERATIO] Sh, shhh, shh.
I appreciate your concern, Detective,
but as you can see, I'm home safe.
[HERATIO] No thanks to you and your department, I might add.
So where were you?
Well, I woke up on the side of highway six
and I stumbled around until I got my bearings
and then... found Alicia.
Do you mind if I come inside and take your statement?
Well, we were in the middle of making hot cocoa.
Well, I'd love some.
[indie pop song plays]
Bo?
Lauren?
Soul singer?
[indie pop song continues]
[WOMAN 1 ] Surprised?
[WOMAN 2] I couldn't believe it.
[MARK] Hey. Help me unload again?
[VEX spits out drink]
I beg your pardon?
Come on, man. Just give me a quick hand.
Now? Right here?
I'm sorry. Are there other dishes to unload
somewhere in the future that I don't know about?
Oh, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dishes. Yeah, I could certainly help you with that.
Yeah, I thought you were referring to the, uh, you know.
The thing that happened in the keg room.
Bobbing for candles.
[thunder]
Ugh, I need another drink.
[EVONY] It's on me.
Wow. Dim lights does wonders for this crowd.
Except for you.
Your eyes still look sunken in.
[VEX] Mark, meet Evony, whose only redeeming feature
is her filthy rich husband.
Mmm. Means I should get a good tip then.
Speaking of tips, what bronzer do you use?
[EVONY] It is so Saint Tropez.
I'm sorry. What's bronzer?
Dyson's offspring.
[EVONY] Hm. Explains the face.
J'adore storms. Now that I'm human, they make me feel so...
mmm, quivery.
Not over role playing are we Mrs. Robinson?
If DustHof helped you find your Fae spot in an IHOP bathroom,
you wouldn't be over it either.
Mesmer me shocked. You have a crush on Teen Wolf.
This is Fae territory. You're not meant to be here.
Oh Vex. Once Fae, always Fae.
Now put your little Wellies on. We're going singing in the rain.
I don't take orders from you anymore.
I need you.
Power outage means you-know-what is on the loose.
[sighs]
Has he killed the Monopoly Man?
Hubby and his monocle are safe. I had it stored at my clinic.
Oh, you want to gain control over your little serum.
And Lauren?
What she doesn't see will most definitely hurt her.
[indie pop song plays]
I wish we could lie here forever.
Well...
Since tonight is about seizing the moment,
why don't I pop open my Chateau Mouton Rothschild.
I have no idea what you just said.
[indie pop song continues]
Oh, hey. I didn't know you were back.
Ah, we were just, um.
Sam?
[intense music]
He's dead.
Evony wasn't lying after all.
[BO] There is a monster.
And it's invisible.
And I was like, "I must be dreaming."
There he was.
[ALICIA] Standing outside my door.
The man I fell in love with.
Who I thought died.
All right. Kevin.
How 'bout I take your statement? For the police record.
In your own words, what exactly happened?
Well, like I said,
I don't know what happened or...
where I had been.
I just woke up on a side street.
I thought you said highway.
Yes, yes. Highway seven.
Uh. He means six.
[chuckles]
You have to forgive me, I'm still a bit out of it.
Excuse me.
I know who you are.
Well then you'll know to keep your distance.
Murders. Kidnapping oracles. Destroying the city.
This all stops. Tonight.
I'm not done playing house yet.
[ALICIA'S footsteps]
Oh, god. Marshmallows. I love these little things.
So, what were you two talking about?
Mmm. Well.
I was just telling Dyson, here, how...
I'm about to kill you.
[ALICIA gasps]
[DYSON] Let her go!
Zeus.
[ALICIA screams]
My name is Hera.
[DYSON yells]
--[ALICIA screaming] --[DYSON growling]
--[ALICIA coughs] --[DYSON growling]
Gadflies. Always a crowd pleaser.
Now. Where were we?
Oh, yes. Kill her.
--[ALICIA screams] --[HERA grunts]
Kevin hated marshmallows.
This damn human body.
I'll be back for yours.
[grunts]
[panting]
[LAUREN] First Lisa. Now Sam.
[BO] Hey. This was not your fault.
[LAUREN] I know, I know, I know.
I haven't felt this guilty since
my Karen Beattie days.
[BO] Seriously? Now?
You choose now to tell me about your former identity?
It--It's the trauma. It ixnays my filter.
[BO] Hey, I'll take whatever I can get.
Karen Beattie all over me.
[LAUREN] It was a long time ago. People died. It was my fault.
[BO] I guess we have more in common than I thought.
Lauren, you need to go. I'll take care of this.
I'm not leaving you alone.
It is too dangerous.
Bo, look. I may not be as strong as you and Tamsin,
[LAUREN] but that doesn't mean I can't fight.
I'm not scared anymore.
[DYSON] You sure you don't wanna stay at a hotel?
If you don't mind, I'd feel safer here.
[thunder]
It's a little lacking on charm, but...
stay as long as you'd like.
Dyson.
[ALICIA] I know you saw it too.
What happened?
He's not Kevin anymore.
Then who is he?
What is he?
I don't know.
[sniffs]
But I'll help you find out.
[ALICIA sighs] I think I need to lie down.
Okay.
You get some rest.
[DYSON] Everything's always better in the morning, right?
Yeah.
[ALICIA] Thank you.
Bo.
Shhh. She's sleeping.
[BO] She's pretty.
Who is she?
A human that needs protection.
Strange. I can usually smell you coming from a mile away.
Do I not smell like me?
Yeah, you do.
Must be the storm.
Can I tell you a secret?
I didn't think we had any.
I think about you.
Every day.
I think about you too.
I just can't be with you right now.
I know.
[DYSON] Same old game.
Well, maybe it's time you change your rules.
Gotta say, this is a bit of a curve ball.
I'll give you a curve ball.
[grunts]
Not attractive?
No, a bit more on the painful side.
[BOTH chuckle]
[DYSON] Shhh.
She's sleeping.
I'll be quiet.
Can't promise you'll be.
Even if you find your little serum,
[VEX] don't you think you're still gonna need
Doctor Boring to help you with it?
[EVONY] She's not helping me, she's using me.
And I let her because I thought
I didn't have a choice.
Now, I'm taking things into my own
rapidly wrinkling human hands.
And uh, do you know another doctor that treats Fae?
I will find one. A witch. A druid.
[EVONY] A sorcerer with a rope for a belt if I have to.
[VEX] What is that?
[gasps]
Is that a skin tag?
[laughs]
See?! This is precisely why I need to be Fae again. Skin tags!
[distant crash]
If it gets close, you remember what to do.
How could I forget? It's how you and I met.
Yeah. You were a shattered little mess.
[EVONY] Yes, yes. I know. You saved me.
Now get off your half-ass and help me.
[EVONY] Of course the serum's behind a bush.
When will I learn?
Vex?
Vex!
You looking for something?
Give.
Your monster killed one of my doctors and you have the nerve
to come in here and try and steal my work?
When that thing finds us, it's going to eat you both alive
and then use me as a toothpick. 'Cause I'm the skinniest.
We are done taking shots in the dark here, Evony.
How do we stop this thing before it does any more damage?
[EVONY] Nothing on this Earth can kill it.
No chemical. No weapon.
Not even, Lumberbutch over here.
I have an idea.
What?
What?!
[BO] How are your throwing skills?
Uh, it's at an eighty two percent. On a good day.
[BO] Good enough.
The question is, what does it want most?
Oh, no.
Oh, yes.
You don't know what you're dealing with.
And I'm not talking invisible monster.
With the Ancients back, we are all ground meat.
Steak freakin' tartar. And hold the capers
because there won't be time for condiments.
Oh, what a bunch of dusty old Fae.
What makes you think they're so dangerous?
[EVONY] I don't think, I know.
[BO] How?
I used to date one.
[ORACLES] Only in the darkness can we see the light.
Only in the darkness can we see the light.
[EVONY] Sure. I don't mind being the dangling freaking carrot.
Rain is great for my human hair.
[sighs] What are you waiting for?
[EVONY] Come and get me!
For the love of Mike Nichols. Now!
[growl in the distance]
[EVONY] Oh, come on. I had to share a room
with my sisters growing up.
At least you got your own.
Now.
[LAUREN grunts]
[monster growls]
You kept me in the dark for so long.
It was your turn.
I was a big girl, Eros.
[EVONY] You should've just told me how you really felt.
Instead of stringing me along. Humiliating me.
[sniffs]
I loved you.
And you chose that doormat, Psyche.
And I hate to lose.
[EVONY] Ah!
Did she say Eros? As in Greek God?
Zeus' lightning.
Takes the power of an Ancient to kill an Ancient.
I guess everybody has their monsters. Even Evony.
Trick.
[TRICK] Isabeau.
It's so good to see you. In fine form.
I miss you too much.
I've been fooled like this before.
It's different this time. It's true.
I'm true. We'll be together again.
Soon.
What do you mean "soon"?
Holy orgy, Trick.
This isn't real. This isn't you.
[CASSIE] You are not the light.
Only in the darkness can we see the light.
[ORACLES] Only in the darkness can we see the light.
Only in the darkness can we see the light.
[ORACLES continue]
Trick, you all right?
Has anybody else had an unusual interaction with someone today?
[TRICK] Something, perhaps sexual in nature?
That's what I feared.
[TRICK] Oracle visions.
What do the visions mean?
They're trying to... arouse us.
So they can get close to our lips and extract our truth.
But these visions, they're just a ruse, right?
Not quite. Within each vision, the oracles are required
to deliver truth in order to extract truth.
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. I didn't see Kate Upton today.
I mean, why didn't these oracles try to get up on me?
Yeah, why us? I mean, what've I got in common
with Trick and Frack, here?
Bo. Her blood. It's in each of us.
When we bound ourselves to her to defeat the Garuda?
"Only in the darkness can they see the light."
The light is Bo's blood.
Yeah, that storm wasn't meant to flood the Earth.
They simply wanted a power outage.
[DYSON] So the oracles could see what they needed to.
If Bo is the light, at least we kept them
off her track for a while.
[TRICK] Zeus is known for giving oracles their vision.
He sent them.
He wants her truth, but why?
Heh. How do these, uh, oracles, you know,
choose who they appear as?
I mean, it's just random, right?
You know, they just pick a name out of a hat?
[TRICK] Oracles are all knowing, Vex.
They appear to us as the person our heart most desires.
Why? Who'd you see?
[sighs]
♪
Tamsin? Are you home?
♪
Any luck finding the Ancients?
No. I was looking for you.
[DYSON] Sometimes it feels that's all I do.
What is that supposed to mean?
[DYSON] You chose me first for a reason.
Everything we've gone through. Everything we've sacrificed.
That was love.
[DYSON] And it's still there.
It doesn't go away.
No, it doesn't. But it changes.
It does.
But know that I will always be there for you.
I am strong for you.
Dyson, why all this now?
Because now is all we have.
Whoa. Wait.
I'm pretty sure I was just talking to Dyson.
Oh, Bo. You're tired. We both are.
[LAUREN] I think the blackout's gotten the best of all of us.
This isn't real.
[LAUREN] It's true, Bo. I'm true.
As long as we're alive,
as long as we're walking the Earth,
we can't not be together.
Looks like Lauren.
Smells like Lauren.
I even taste like me. Give it a try.
[thunder]
[MAN] Don't be afraid.
Dad?
[TRICK] Enough!
What was that?
The Ancients sent them for your truth.
What do they want with my granddaughter?
My father is Hades.
That's not possible.
[BO] He took Aife from the dark dungeons
and brought her to Tartarus.
I saw where I was born, Trick. In Hell.
Persephone, my stepmother, she told me
to take that candle from my father.
[BO] She told me to light it for her family.
What if lighting it brought them here?
And it caused the elevator to crash...
allowing them to take over human vessels.
It's time for us to meet the other side of the family.
♪
[ZEE] Took you long enough.
[CASSIE gasps]
She has it.
She doesn't even know.
You've chained me. Used me.
[CASSIE] Showed me things that made me take out my own eyes.
I have given you everything you asked for.
Now please, let me go.
Okay.
You can go.
[CASSIE screaming]
So.
Why did you leave Evony?
[chuckles]
Eh...
Well, she had to face the music once and for all.
Eros broke her heart.
And instead of dealing with it all those years ago,
I helped lock him up.
And she's been her evil self ever since.
So, she's the one you saw in your vision?
[huffs]
Who was it then?
Who does your heart desire most?
[chuckles]
My heart's been locked and chained
and dropped to the deepest, darkest ocean.
Eh, I haven't got a bloody clue what my heart wants anymore.
[sighs]
Let Dyson and Tamsin know I'm okay.
Just need some time alone to process all this.
Bye Lauren.
[beep]
Hey, should I leave you alone?
No, Tamsin. You live here. I didn't mean you.
Okay.
Are you okay?
Um... Not really.
We need to talk.
Bo, I--I know what you're gonna say and um...
I just want you to know that I'm okay with it.
As hard as that is, I'm okay with it.
You are?
Yeah.
You're a Succubus. Y'know, you're gonna need
to sleep with other people.
[TAMSIN] Even if those people happen to be Lauren.
I know where your heart truly lies.
It's with me.
[TAMSIN] I just need you to say it once so I know.
Tamsin...
[BO] I care about you.
More than you know.
But?
And I know it seems like we're a couple,
because we live together and we take cases together--
And we sleep together.
Look, Tamsin. I think that deep down,
you feel the same way.
Don't patronize me. I'm wise beyond my lives.
Don't tell me I'm making this up. Don't tell me I'm stupid.
I'm not. I'm just saying that...
living with someone and being close to them
all the time, it's...
It can be confusing.
[TAMSIN] I am not confused.
I'm not.
I'm in love with you.
Tamsin. I love you. I do.
[BO] But not like that.
[BO] I'm sorry.
So, Lauren's good enough.
[TAMSIN] Dyson's good enough.
Even Rainer is good enough.
What's wrong with me? Why not me?
[TAMSIN crying] What's wrong with me?
There is nothing wrong with you.
[sniffs]
You know, I though that finally...
[TAMSIN] in my last life that I'd found the one.
Your eyes are both brown and blue.
[sniffs]
[sighs]
--[BO] Tamsin. --[TAMSIN] Don't follow me.
--[BO] Tamsin. --[TAMSIN] Don't!
[door slams shut]
[dream pop song plays]
[distant sirens]
[dream pop song continues]