1 00:00:06,998 --> 00:00:08,461 School's out, bitches. 2 00:00:11,504 --> 00:00:13,313 Congratulations, Greendale students! 3 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:16,587 We've pulled off another year and we're still standing. 4 00:00:16,588 --> 00:00:20,693 Take that, health inspector, building inspector, foundation inspector, 5 00:00:20,694 --> 00:00:24,507 water line inspector, geologist, exterminator, plumber, and dad. 6 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:34,698 Ha ha ha ha ha. 7 00:00:34,699 --> 00:00:35,699 Whoo hoo. 8 00:00:46,687 --> 00:00:47,470 Abed. 9 00:00:47,470 --> 00:00:48,470 Why bring a metronome? 10 00:00:49,856 --> 00:00:52,445 I thought the sound might accentuate the anxious idleness of our last 11 00:00:52,446 --> 00:00:53,376 meeting's final seconds. 12 00:00:53,377 --> 00:00:54,455 Good job, bad idea. 13 00:00:54,456 --> 00:00:56,115 Okay, that is done. 14 00:00:56,116 --> 00:00:56,766 Yeah! 15 00:00:56,767 --> 00:00:58,125 Yay! There's more! 16 00:00:58,126 --> 00:00:59,945 This one is exciting. 17 00:00:59,946 --> 00:01:03,648 We have to rename the Save Greendale committee, 18 00:01:03,649 --> 00:01:08,097 due to the fact that Greendale is done being saved! 19 00:01:08,098 --> 00:01:12,419 You think that's more exciting than summer? 20 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:14,595 Oh, am I stealing your rays, dude? 21 00:01:14,596 --> 00:01:16,525 Come on, it's neat! 22 00:01:16,526 --> 00:01:19,435 Our mission is finally accomplished, once and for all, 23 00:01:19,436 --> 00:01:21,065 so what do we call ourselves now? 24 00:01:21,066 --> 00:01:22,016 The accomplishers. 25 00:01:22,017 --> 00:01:23,095 The obsoletists. 26 00:01:23,096 --> 00:01:24,585 Steven King's dreamcatchers. 27 00:01:24,586 --> 00:01:26,655 Susan. You guys are rebelling against yourselves. 28 00:01:26,656 --> 00:01:27,656 You get that, right? 29 00:01:27,657 --> 00:01:29,605 The current trend in branding is unique, 30 00:01:29,606 --> 00:01:32,895 simplistic, phonetically memorable gibberish. 31 00:01:32,896 --> 00:01:34,455 How about nipple dippers? 32 00:01:34,456 --> 00:01:35,785 I like nipple dippers. 33 00:01:35,786 --> 00:01:36,676 Yes. You guys. 34 00:01:36,677 --> 00:01:39,285 Yes. Ooh, nippledippers.com is available. 35 00:01:39,286 --> 00:01:40,046 Grab that mother. 36 00:01:40,047 --> 00:01:42,035 Done. Nipple dippers, listen up. 37 00:01:42,036 --> 00:01:43,036 Text from the dean. 38 00:01:44,076 --> 00:01:46,025 Don't leave yet, I'm almost there. 39 00:01:46,026 --> 00:01:47,389 Special celebration. 40 00:01:47,390 --> 00:01:51,255 Just finished entire semester without wearing a single silly outfit. 41 00:01:51,256 --> 00:01:52,811 Oh. 42 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:53,867 I didn't even notice. 43 00:01:53,868 --> 00:01:54,642 Good for him. 44 00:01:54,643 --> 00:01:57,636 Oh, oh. 45 00:02:00,481 --> 00:02:02,252 Hey everybody! 46 00:02:02,253 --> 00:02:04,229 I made it! 47 00:02:04,230 --> 00:02:09,529 Obviously, I binged pretty hard there after the bell rang but, I made it! 48 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:12,515 Are you guys going out to celebrate or something? 49 00:02:12,516 --> 00:02:15,425 Maybe I'll tag along, it's been a tough year, I could use a drink. 50 00:02:15,426 --> 00:02:18,135 We were gonna to Britta's bar whenever - Oh. 51 00:02:18,136 --> 00:02:20,845 Mother time is willing to call it a year. 52 00:02:20,846 --> 00:02:24,505 Kay fine, we're done, happy summer. 53 00:02:24,506 --> 00:02:25,925 Nipple dippers drink for free! 54 00:02:25,926 --> 00:02:28,035 I'll pay for my drinks, I'm not acknowledging that title. 55 00:02:28,036 --> 00:02:29,525 Someone owes me ten bucks for the domain. 56 00:02:29,526 --> 00:02:31,555 I won't be able to join you. 57 00:02:31,556 --> 00:02:33,505 I gotta get on the road to California. 58 00:02:33,506 --> 00:02:34,728 I got a job through Linkedln. 59 00:02:34,729 --> 00:02:35,345 What? 60 00:02:35,346 --> 00:02:36,365 That's crazy! 61 00:02:36,366 --> 00:02:38,525 People use Linkedln? 62 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:42,005 No, Linkedln hired me to help figure out why people don't use it. 63 00:02:42,006 --> 00:02:44,485 Also, I have an old lady friend I went to high school with who 64 00:02:44,486 --> 00:02:48,305 just became un-married last week and I thought I'd look her up. 65 00:02:48,306 --> 00:02:50,205 Wow, you work fast. 66 00:02:50,206 --> 00:02:51,905 Or actually, very slow. 67 00:02:51,906 --> 00:02:52,606 Either way, good luck. 68 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:53,586 Are you coming back Elroy? 69 00:02:53,587 --> 00:02:55,338 I think so. 70 00:02:55,339 --> 00:03:00,638 Probably, maybe. 71 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,532 Have a great summer. 72 00:03:07,159 --> 00:03:08,275 Woah! 73 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:42,677 You guys think bars scene always have to start at a billiards shot? 74 00:03:42,678 --> 00:03:45,433 Or do you think every time someone takes a shot a in billiards they start 75 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:46,843 a new bar scene without knowing it? 76 00:03:46,844 --> 00:03:47,540 What? 77 00:03:47,541 --> 00:03:48,932 You can just say shut up Abed. 78 00:03:48,933 --> 00:03:51,371 Okay, ask me if I'm coming back? 79 00:03:51,372 --> 00:03:53,112 Are you coming back? 80 00:03:53,113 --> 00:03:54,691 Yeah. 81 00:03:54,692 --> 00:03:56,386 Probably. 82 00:03:56,387 --> 00:03:57,687 Maybe. 83 00:03:57,688 --> 00:03:59,219 I mean what was that, right? 84 00:03:59,220 --> 00:04:00,630 That was an Irish goodbye. 85 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:02,370 Let's give it an Irish wake. 86 00:04:02,371 --> 00:04:03,720 Six years guys. 87 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:04,890 Nipple dippers. 88 00:04:04,891 --> 00:04:06,660 Nipple dippers. 89 00:04:06,661 --> 00:04:07,431 Where's Annie? 90 00:04:07,432 --> 00:04:10,210 I mean no offense to you guys but she's the only one that gets me. 91 00:04:10,211 --> 00:04:11,800 She said she had an interview? 92 00:04:11,801 --> 00:04:13,410 Six years. 93 00:04:13,411 --> 00:04:15,040 Six seasons, right Abed? 94 00:04:15,041 --> 00:04:16,041 Don't put a nickel in him. 95 00:04:16,042 --> 00:04:17,570 Stop mitigating everyone. 96 00:04:17,571 --> 00:04:19,600 So Abed, what happens in season seven? 97 00:04:19,601 --> 00:04:20,331 Oh, man. 98 00:04:20,332 --> 00:04:23,740 I don't know how likely season seven is. 99 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:26,160 I mean, what show ever peaks after season six? 100 00:04:26,161 --> 00:04:28,780 Simpsons, Seinfeld, South Park, Friends. 101 00:04:28,781 --> 00:04:30,910 Those shows weren't hemorrhaging characters every year. 102 00:04:30,911 --> 00:04:32,551 Oh, I don't like that word, hemorrhaging. 103 00:04:34,281 --> 00:04:36,110 I'll see what I can do. 104 00:04:36,111 --> 00:04:38,750 What if Shirley came back, would that change your disposition? 105 00:04:38,751 --> 00:04:41,570 Shirley could get us back on formula, but I don't see it turning us around. 106 00:04:41,571 --> 00:04:43,031 Sorry, what's our formula? 107 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:44,332 Well, basically. 108 00:04:50,671 --> 00:04:54,480 I have a placeholder so set up it, makes analogies look like punchlines. 109 00:04:54,481 --> 00:04:57,770 My setup lacks awareness, but my punchline doesn't know. 110 00:04:57,771 --> 00:05:00,760 Abusively cynical one liner dismissing everything you just said. 111 00:05:00,761 --> 00:05:02,680 Absurd reaction. 112 00:05:02,681 --> 00:05:06,500 You guys, can we put a pin in the B story and focus on the A story? 113 00:05:06,501 --> 00:05:07,521 I don't trust A stories. 114 00:05:07,522 --> 00:05:08,501 Never have, never will. 115 00:05:08,502 --> 00:05:10,340 I had a set up about a story that was so placeholder, 116 00:05:10,341 --> 00:05:12,180 the punchline came five words early. 117 00:05:12,181 --> 00:05:13,350 And I can tag it too. 118 00:05:13,351 --> 00:05:14,333 Ooh. 119 00:05:14,334 --> 00:05:17,751 I'll just take a moment to explain the risks involved in all decisions made 120 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:19,070 from here until eternity. 121 00:05:19,071 --> 00:05:19,831 Who the hell are you? 122 00:05:19,831 --> 00:05:20,701 I'm Frankie Dart. 123 00:05:20,702 --> 00:05:22,630 Is this combination gonna work? 124 00:05:22,631 --> 00:05:23,650 Not my place to say. 125 00:05:23,651 --> 00:05:24,651 Abed? 126 00:05:25,701 --> 00:05:26,601 Lizard. 127 00:05:26,602 --> 00:05:27,950 Fire hydrant. 128 00:05:27,951 --> 00:05:29,017 Obama. 129 00:05:29,018 --> 00:05:31,317 Shane! 130 00:05:34,695 --> 00:05:38,320 You know, I put time into what I do wardrobe wise. 131 00:05:38,321 --> 00:05:40,590 Yeah see, Shirley, no Shirley, what does it matter, right? 132 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:44,370 Abed, we're not formulas, and if I had no self-awareness, I think I'd know. 133 00:05:44,371 --> 00:05:45,690 Things have a certain structure to them, you know? 134 00:05:45,691 --> 00:05:47,950 If we stray from it, we're weird, if we stick to it, we're boring. 135 00:05:47,951 --> 00:05:50,570 Yeah, but isn't that more about the shape of your brain, Abed? 136 00:05:50,571 --> 00:05:52,472 I mean, no offense or anything. 137 00:05:52,473 --> 00:05:55,559 But isn't the shape of your brain kinda fucked up? 138 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,300 Hm. What's your season seven pitch? 139 00:05:57,301 --> 00:06:01,140 My pitch for your fall semester at Greendale is that everyone is nice and 140 00:06:01,141 --> 00:06:02,770 has fun and grows together. 141 00:06:02,771 --> 00:06:03,920 Shirley or Elroy? 142 00:06:03,921 --> 00:06:05,850 See, that's racist, man. 143 00:06:05,851 --> 00:06:07,250 Shirley or Elroy? 144 00:06:07,251 --> 00:06:08,300 That's racist. 145 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:10,100 How about they both come back? 146 00:06:10,101 --> 00:06:13,200 How about there's a whole third black person? 147 00:06:13,201 --> 00:06:13,849 Where do they all sit? 148 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:17,832 They well they sit wherever they want to sit, as of the 1960s. 149 00:06:19,524 --> 00:06:20,567 They sit. 150 00:06:21,903 --> 00:06:22,530 They sit. 151 00:06:22,530 --> 00:06:23,121 Just pitch it. 152 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:23,888 Don't pitch it. 153 00:06:23,888 --> 00:06:24,888 I'm pitching it. 154 00:06:29,529 --> 00:06:30,621 Guess what? 155 00:06:30,622 --> 00:06:34,022 I made something. 156 00:06:34,023 --> 00:06:38,504 I made a belt with fabric. 157 00:06:38,505 --> 00:06:39,491 How cute is that? 158 00:06:39,492 --> 00:06:44,470 Well, I think that's very cute, so oh, and I love you guys. 159 00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:49,044 I've got, I'm angry and you should vote or don't vote. 160 00:06:49,045 --> 00:06:49,569 Sweet! 161 00:06:49,569 --> 00:06:50,331 Hallelujah! 162 00:06:50,332 --> 00:06:51,350 These are good times, baby. 163 00:06:51,351 --> 00:06:53,429 Good times girl, good times. 164 00:06:53,430 --> 00:06:54,649 Hey, I thought of something. 165 00:06:54,650 --> 00:06:59,000 You know, we should go to the to the to the, to to the market. 166 00:06:59,001 --> 00:07:00,280 Yeah, we should. 167 00:07:00,281 --> 00:07:03,180 Well, wouldn't that be like a thing we saw, and didn't we do that? 168 00:07:03,181 --> 00:07:05,020 So shouldn't we be more ashamed and clever? 169 00:07:05,021 --> 00:07:06,780 And make everything more difficult? 170 00:07:06,781 --> 00:07:09,730 Yes, and I think we should be deeply sad. 171 00:07:09,731 --> 00:07:10,760 And I'm nuts. 172 00:07:10,761 --> 00:07:11,870 But I'm happy. 173 00:07:11,871 --> 00:07:12,721 And I'm happy too. 174 00:07:12,722 --> 00:07:17,097 And you know, hallelujah, and church, and singing, and street wisdom. 175 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:24,761 Stop! 176 00:07:24,762 --> 00:07:27,750 Crazy, and racist, and terrible! 177 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:30,680 I agree. You're being way too linear about this. 178 00:07:30,681 --> 00:07:34,830 Shirley, Elroy, Troy, Hickey, living in the past. 179 00:07:34,831 --> 00:07:36,100 Season seven don't need no past. 180 00:07:36,101 --> 00:07:36,871 What are you pitching? 181 00:07:36,872 --> 00:07:37,970 Don't pitch! 182 00:07:37,971 --> 00:07:39,286 This is my pitch. 183 00:07:42,744 --> 00:07:46,030 All right, that includes all notes and 184 00:07:46,031 --> 00:07:49,222 business as it pertains to the files. 185 00:07:49,223 --> 00:07:50,069 How are you guys doing? 186 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,165 Babe, how you doing, girl? 187 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,547 I'm cool, it's all good. 188 00:07:52,548 --> 00:07:53,591 Annie, you're looking fine. 189 00:07:53,592 --> 00:07:54,323 Thank you. 190 00:07:54,324 --> 00:07:55,728 Hey, what about me? 191 00:07:55,729 --> 00:07:56,769 Hey everybody, look at me! 192 00:07:57,701 --> 00:07:58,635 I'm ice cube head! 193 00:07:58,636 --> 00:08:00,360 I've got an ice cube for a head. 194 00:08:00,361 --> 00:08:02,950 I also eat cell phones, so you better be careful with those 195 00:08:02,951 --> 00:08:06,430 cellphones about me, because they taste like prime rib where I'm from. 196 00:08:06,431 --> 00:08:08,140 Oh ho ho, boy. 197 00:08:08,141 --> 00:08:10,218 Imagine the times we'll all get in together, 198 00:08:10,219 --> 00:08:13,106 especially when I use my powers to help solve all your problems. 199 00:08:14,418 --> 00:08:19,137 Whoa whoa whoa whoa, 200 00:08:19,138 --> 00:08:25,702 it's getting crazy in here! 201 00:08:25,703 --> 00:08:26,700 All right, I'm going home. 202 00:08:26,701 --> 00:08:27,916 What? 203 00:08:27,917 --> 00:08:32,000 Guys, we just finished year six, and it was hard work. 204 00:08:32,001 --> 00:08:33,920 And I don't really care about Greendale. 205 00:08:33,921 --> 00:08:38,590 And I don't wanna spend my brief moment of humanity doing conceptual riffs, 206 00:08:38,591 --> 00:08:41,670 developing the imaginary TV show of our lives. 207 00:08:41,671 --> 00:08:43,740 By the way, terrible improv. 208 00:08:43,741 --> 00:08:44,381 Ice cube head? 209 00:08:44,382 --> 00:08:46,530 You were just looking at your drink. 210 00:08:46,531 --> 00:08:47,531 Busted. 211 00:08:49,381 --> 00:08:50,381 Annie? 212 00:08:51,391 --> 00:08:52,391 I got the internship. 213 00:08:53,681 --> 00:08:54,699 I got the internship! 214 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,185 I'm gonna intern for the FBI. 215 00:08:57,186 --> 00:08:58,820 I'll leave in a week. 216 00:08:58,821 --> 00:09:00,880 I'll be in DC all summer. 217 00:09:00,881 --> 00:09:02,040 You're leaving the nest. 218 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,031 Can I have your bedroom? 219 00:09:03,032 --> 00:09:04,860 If you don't come back, if you don't come back. 220 00:09:04,861 --> 00:09:08,016 Well, I'm definitely coming back, probably. 221 00:09:08,017 --> 00:09:10,957 Maybe, maybe, maybe. 222 00:09:14,881 --> 00:09:16,576 Okay, next order of business. 223 00:09:16,577 --> 00:09:18,921 Mr. Winger, Garrett's holding Leonard's hand again. 224 00:09:18,922 --> 00:09:19,757 Garrett, stop doing that. 225 00:09:19,758 --> 00:09:21,016 I'm checking for a pulse. 226 00:09:22,026 --> 00:09:24,235 Say, hands off the Leonard dice. 227 00:09:24,236 --> 00:09:27,225 Question, when can we start the next paintball game? 228 00:09:27,226 --> 00:09:28,565 I don't think he can force it. 229 00:09:28,566 --> 00:09:31,143 Lots of things can be forced, 230 00:09:31,144 --> 00:09:35,487 like a human head through a six-inch drain pipe. 231 00:09:35,488 --> 00:09:37,161 What? Just kidding, pal. 232 00:09:37,162 --> 00:09:40,042 Okay, did anyone on the sustained Greendale committee 233 00:09:40,043 --> 00:09:42,071 do any of their assignments this week. 234 00:09:42,072 --> 00:09:43,290 Scrunch. 235 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,450 Sorry, bro. 236 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:45,462 I don't work for you. 237 00:09:45,463 --> 00:09:46,588 You work for me. 238 00:09:46,589 --> 00:09:49,026 I'm the tech billionaire that bought this dump and cuts your paycheck. 239 00:09:49,027 --> 00:09:51,045 If you can call that a paycheck. 240 00:09:51,046 --> 00:09:53,344 I've seen more zeroes over Pearl Harbor. 241 00:09:54,626 --> 00:09:56,373 There were hundreds of them. 242 00:09:56,374 --> 00:10:00,465 The sky was black with smoke bombs. 243 00:10:03,301 --> 00:10:04,450 Double click this, Winger. 244 00:10:04,451 --> 00:10:05,930 It's your job to work. 245 00:10:05,931 --> 00:10:07,470 It is our job to party. 246 00:10:07,471 --> 00:10:09,360 And hatch harebrained schemes. 247 00:10:09,361 --> 00:10:11,160 And get laid. 248 00:10:11,161 --> 00:10:12,220 And get laid. 249 00:10:12,221 --> 00:10:14,951 And eventually leave you here as well. 250 00:10:18,221 --> 00:10:19,590 Jeff, you okay? 251 00:10:19,591 --> 00:10:20,776 Huh? 252 00:10:20,777 --> 00:10:22,562 Oh, I, I was taken aback. 253 00:10:22,563 --> 00:10:24,051 It's big news. 254 00:10:26,141 --> 00:10:27,341 What have you guys been doing? 255 00:10:28,941 --> 00:10:34,060 We were just looking for ways to make season seven work. 256 00:10:34,061 --> 00:10:35,860 I mean we've got through six seasons. 257 00:10:35,861 --> 00:10:36,851 I mean what's up with that? 258 00:10:36,851 --> 00:10:37,384 Where's season seven? 259 00:10:37,385 --> 00:10:39,031 I mean we gotta figure out season seven. 260 00:10:39,032 --> 00:10:41,245 Or maybe we could just hang out. 261 00:10:54,730 --> 00:10:55,669 Sorry I'm late. 262 00:10:55,670 --> 00:10:56,993 Last night was so insane, 263 00:10:56,994 --> 00:11:00,736 it made the insane clown posse look like the well-adjusted clown posse. 264 00:11:00,737 --> 00:11:03,896 It must be hard work running away from your own age. 265 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,004 Has anyone seen my e-cigarette? 266 00:11:05,005 --> 00:11:06,868 There should be a charity for people like you. 267 00:11:06,869 --> 00:11:07,501 Thank you. 268 00:11:07,502 --> 00:11:10,115 I don't know if can keep making the commute from here to the FBI 269 00:11:10,116 --> 00:11:10,831 headquarters. 270 00:11:10,832 --> 00:11:14,536 Britta, Abed, I'll have to move back in. 271 00:11:14,537 --> 00:11:15,477 I moved in with them. 272 00:11:15,478 --> 00:11:17,586 Chang, we have files. 273 00:11:17,587 --> 00:11:18,237 Moving out. 274 00:11:18,238 --> 00:11:19,476 You seem stressed, Annie. 275 00:11:19,477 --> 00:11:22,296 Are those last few criminology credits you need hard to get at Greendale? 276 00:11:22,297 --> 00:11:25,346 Please. The only credit that it's hard to get at Greendale is from a bank. 277 00:11:25,347 --> 00:11:28,576 It's just, they have schools for this kind of stuff at Quantico. 278 00:11:28,577 --> 00:11:32,886 Being with you guys is great, but why is this a good choice for me? 279 00:11:32,887 --> 00:11:35,126 Why doesn't the audience feel sorry for me? 280 00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:37,506 Britta, your parents have been murdered. 281 00:11:37,507 --> 00:11:38,127 By whom? 282 00:11:38,127 --> 00:11:39,057 The police won't touch it. 283 00:11:39,058 --> 00:11:40,906 They're calling it a double suicide. 284 00:11:40,907 --> 00:11:45,486 Britta, I got this. 285 00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:48,356 You're proposing a version of the show in which Annie comes back, and 286 00:11:48,357 --> 00:11:50,426 it hinges on the murder of my parents. 287 00:11:50,427 --> 00:11:51,646 It's a placeholder. 288 00:11:51,647 --> 00:11:55,106 I'm just saying there's always gonna be a need for law at Greendale. 289 00:11:55,107 --> 00:11:56,467 You remember the ass crack bandit? 290 00:12:00,427 --> 00:12:02,356 Do I remember? I mean. 291 00:12:02,357 --> 00:12:03,067 Doesn't everybody. 292 00:12:03,068 --> 00:12:05,236 Could have been anybody. 293 00:12:05,237 --> 00:12:07,086 What is with this diaper thing? 294 00:12:07,087 --> 00:12:08,236 Is it about shaming me? 295 00:12:08,237 --> 00:12:10,466 Do you really want a bunch of people dressing you? 296 00:12:10,467 --> 00:12:11,556 It would be polite to try. 297 00:12:11,557 --> 00:12:13,586 It's nice to see you interested in this stuff, Jeff, but 298 00:12:13,587 --> 00:12:14,716 I wouldn't watch that season. 299 00:12:14,717 --> 00:12:17,205 Me, neither. You wanna know a perfect season seven? 300 00:12:18,615 --> 00:12:21,313 I can't count the reasons I should stay. 301 00:12:21,314 --> 00:12:25,946 One by one, they all just fade away. 302 00:12:25,947 --> 00:12:27,416 Well, guess what Senator? 303 00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:30,266 You were allowed to call us terrorists before we moved to international 304 00:12:30,267 --> 00:12:31,776 waters, but we're a nation now. 305 00:12:31,777 --> 00:12:33,537 So I guess this is fucking war. 306 00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:36,776 Annie, I'm gonna need you to go to Washington. 307 00:12:36,777 --> 00:12:38,076 I'm scared. Be more scared than that. 308 00:12:38,077 --> 00:12:38,687 Britta. 309 00:12:38,688 --> 00:12:39,896 The protesters are scared. 310 00:12:39,897 --> 00:12:41,166 They need you to talk to them. 311 00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:42,496 They should be scared, but 312 00:12:42,497 --> 00:12:44,876 they shouldn't need a leader to tell them what to do. 313 00:12:44,877 --> 00:12:48,146 We're all born free into a world of lies. 314 00:12:48,147 --> 00:12:49,936 But let's talk about you for a second, though. 315 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,736 Well, I'm not a joke anymore. 316 00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:53,036 I'm strictly transgender. 317 00:12:53,037 --> 00:12:54,686 I'm not all this other stuff. 318 00:12:54,687 --> 00:12:58,546 I represent the transgender community, and it's a real thing. 319 00:12:58,547 --> 00:13:00,876 I am not crazy, but I do have flaws. 320 00:13:00,877 --> 00:13:01,537 I'm smart. 321 00:13:01,538 --> 00:13:04,736 All this other stuff, glad to be of service, Britta. 322 00:13:04,737 --> 00:13:06,056 I want my diaper back. 323 00:13:06,057 --> 00:13:08,236 I don't even own a TV and I wouldn't watch that. 324 00:13:08,237 --> 00:13:09,956 Oh yeah, what's your pitch? 325 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:14,087 Oh, well I, I mean, it's not that complicated is it? 326 00:13:28,118 --> 00:13:28,884 Hello. 327 00:13:28,884 --> 00:13:29,477 Hello. 328 00:13:29,478 --> 00:13:30,602 Hello. 329 00:13:30,603 --> 00:13:31,322 How's everyone? 330 00:13:31,322 --> 00:13:32,136 Hello. 331 00:13:32,136 --> 00:13:32,902 I have. 332 00:13:32,903 --> 00:13:36,922 We could learn about science or history it's set in a school, after all. 333 00:13:36,923 --> 00:13:38,089 Why aren't we learning? 334 00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:41,944 And I know that's not enough, so. 335 00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:47,226 And so on. 336 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,921 Boo. 337 00:13:48,922 --> 00:13:52,586 It's possible there is more skill to it than I thought. 338 00:13:52,587 --> 00:13:53,836 Yes, yes, yes. 339 00:13:53,837 --> 00:13:54,817 There is skill to it. 340 00:13:54,818 --> 00:13:58,796 More importantly, it has to be joyful, effortless, fun. 341 00:13:59,877 --> 00:14:02,426 TV defeats it's own purpose when it's pushing an agenda, or 342 00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:06,577 trying to defeat other TV or being proud or ashamed of itself for existing. 343 00:14:07,677 --> 00:14:09,677 It's TV, it's comfort. 344 00:14:10,837 --> 00:14:15,626 It's a friend you've known so well, and for so long you just let it be with 345 00:14:15,627 --> 00:14:21,907 you and it needs to be okay for it to have a bad day or phone in a day. 346 00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:25,549 And it needs to be okay for it to get on a boat with Levar Burton and 347 00:14:25,550 --> 00:14:26,550 never come back. 348 00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:31,343 Because eventually, it all will. 349 00:14:34,204 --> 00:14:36,032 I'm fine. I know. 350 00:14:36,033 --> 00:14:39,094 It's not just that. 351 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,559 It's just such a classic mistake but. 352 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,881 I got really attached to my pitch. 353 00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:46,806 I had a sound track in my head and everything. 354 00:14:46,807 --> 00:14:48,838 Well I agree with Abed. 355 00:14:48,839 --> 00:14:51,346 And I have an effortless pitch. 356 00:14:51,347 --> 00:14:52,484 Mm. 357 00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:00,506 So, how's this semesters crop of apples looking? 358 00:15:00,507 --> 00:15:02,126 Britta's been out rotting. 359 00:15:02,127 --> 00:15:03,516 Asian kid in my math class, 360 00:15:03,517 --> 00:15:06,036 doesn't want to study because he doesn't want to be a stereotype. 361 00:15:06,037 --> 00:15:06,807 It's pretty funny. 362 00:15:06,808 --> 00:15:08,036 Sounds like a strong B story. 363 00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:10,906 And I can say that without throwing anyone because I teach TV appreciation. 364 00:15:10,907 --> 00:15:13,606 Chang you can send that student to me and we'll make it more serious. 365 00:15:13,607 --> 00:15:16,100 I'm the school shrink I can wear these glasses every episode. 366 00:15:16,101 --> 00:15:17,076 You are super hot in them. 367 00:15:17,076 --> 00:15:17,576 Yeah. 368 00:15:17,577 --> 00:15:18,721 Very hot. 369 00:15:18,722 --> 00:15:21,316 Mm-hm. This gives me a more solid reason to interact with you than 370 00:15:21,317 --> 00:15:22,646 a stupid committee. 371 00:15:22,647 --> 00:15:24,086 By the way I'm a lesbian. 372 00:15:24,087 --> 00:15:25,531 That's why I haven't hit on Jeff. 373 00:15:25,532 --> 00:15:26,247 Mm. 374 00:15:26,248 --> 00:15:28,406 Here's my deal, I teach criminology. 375 00:15:28,407 --> 00:15:32,216 But look, it's the original Annie. 376 00:15:32,217 --> 00:15:36,016 But I'm grown up and I'm hot, but not little girl hot. 377 00:15:36,017 --> 00:15:38,896 And I'm happy and we're all together and it makes sense. 378 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:42,270 We just might live the good life yet. 379 00:15:42,271 --> 00:15:43,550 Hi! Dean! 380 00:15:46,495 --> 00:15:48,888 Dean, I told you not to come into the teachers lounge, 381 00:15:48,889 --> 00:15:50,566 you're supposed to be in dean class. 382 00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:53,296 How can I learn to be dean if I can't hang out with teachers? 383 00:15:53,297 --> 00:15:55,909 We're supposed to be shaping minds, but we keep shaping each other. 384 00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:57,152 Bring it in. 385 00:16:03,491 --> 00:16:06,536 In this version, will you tell me what to do a lot? 386 00:16:06,537 --> 00:16:08,056 Am I on meds in it? 387 00:16:08,057 --> 00:16:09,656 I'm mellow and relatable. 388 00:16:09,657 --> 00:16:11,186 I like it. 389 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:14,216 I would love to teach at Greendale, and I do miss wearing skirts. 390 00:16:14,217 --> 00:16:15,636 Why don't you shallow a horse pill size contrivance, 391 00:16:15,637 --> 00:16:17,926 it would open up new areas and dynamics. 392 00:16:17,927 --> 00:16:18,697 And it's evergreen. 393 00:16:18,698 --> 00:16:20,256 Well great that's settled. 394 00:16:20,257 --> 00:16:21,766 How do we make it real? 395 00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:24,536 Annie, maybe you should start looking into education classes. 396 00:16:24,537 --> 00:16:25,477 You too, Abed. Well, 397 00:16:25,478 --> 00:16:29,084 I should probably tell you guys that I'm moving to Los Angeles. 398 00:16:29,085 --> 00:16:29,817 What? 399 00:16:29,818 --> 00:16:32,646 Yeah, like a real TV executive I was letting you guys work your ass off, 400 00:16:32,647 --> 00:16:34,706 because there's no profit in saying no to an idea, but 401 00:16:34,707 --> 00:16:36,496 now that it's time for me to commit I have to pass. 402 00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:39,166 I got a job as a PA on a Fox show, it's in a video game studio. 403 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:42,376 It's like 30 Rock, meets IT Crowd, meets, well me, 404 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:45,906 I'm growin' up That's so great Abed. 405 00:16:45,907 --> 00:16:46,847 Congratulations Abed. 406 00:16:46,847 --> 00:16:47,517 I'm so happy for you. 407 00:16:47,518 --> 00:16:50,388 But you're coming back right? 408 00:16:50,389 --> 00:16:51,389 Maybe. 409 00:16:53,504 --> 00:16:54,504 Probably. 410 00:16:56,905 --> 00:16:58,091 Maybe. 411 00:16:58,092 --> 00:17:00,016 That's six seasons and a movie. 412 00:17:00,017 --> 00:17:02,176 Jeff I know it comforts you to look at things through that metal lens, 413 00:17:02,177 --> 00:17:04,576 but this is reality. 414 00:17:04,577 --> 00:17:06,176 TV's rules aren't based on common sense. 415 00:17:06,177 --> 00:17:08,506 They're based on the studio wanting to milk their properties dry. 416 00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:09,137 Here here. 417 00:17:09,138 --> 00:17:11,756 Cheers to that and cheers to Abed. 418 00:17:11,757 --> 00:17:12,757 Cheers! 419 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:27,600 What, Jeffrey? 420 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:28,655 Hey. 421 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:34,511 And so on. 422 00:17:51,734 --> 00:17:52,893 Annie I'm home. 423 00:17:52,894 --> 00:17:54,343 Hey there. 424 00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:55,164 How was your day? 425 00:17:55,165 --> 00:17:56,713 Did anything funny happen? 426 00:17:56,714 --> 00:17:57,794 Who cares. 427 00:17:59,014 --> 00:18:00,403 How was your day? 428 00:18:00,404 --> 00:18:02,123 Good. Sebastian did some drawing. 429 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,074 Sebastian? 430 00:18:03,075 --> 00:18:04,263 Let's look at them. 431 00:18:04,264 --> 00:18:05,164 Sebastian. 432 00:18:05,165 --> 00:18:06,414 Sebastian. 433 00:18:07,744 --> 00:18:08,984 Back to your child area. 434 00:18:11,664 --> 00:18:12,664 Aw. I love you. 435 00:18:15,913 --> 00:18:17,623 Are you okay? 436 00:18:17,624 --> 00:18:19,913 Is this really what you want? 437 00:18:19,914 --> 00:18:21,603 Of course. 438 00:18:21,604 --> 00:18:24,213 I mean, I'd be fine with a dog too. 439 00:18:24,214 --> 00:18:25,513 But, whatever you want. 440 00:18:25,514 --> 00:18:27,863 Do you have any idea what I want? 441 00:18:27,864 --> 00:18:28,864 Yes. 442 00:18:36,585 --> 00:18:41,702 How'd you get in here? 443 00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:42,689 I pulled the spare key so 444 00:18:42,690 --> 00:18:45,014 the dean would stop leaving them under the welcome mat. 445 00:18:47,114 --> 00:18:49,403 You left weirdly. 446 00:18:49,404 --> 00:18:52,143 Well, there's no normal way to do anything now. 447 00:18:52,144 --> 00:18:53,144 Yeah. 448 00:18:54,874 --> 00:18:56,553 You're gonna be fine, you know. 449 00:18:56,554 --> 00:18:58,593 I don't wanna be fine. 450 00:18:58,594 --> 00:19:01,995 I wanna be 25 and heading out into the world. 451 00:19:01,996 --> 00:19:05,257 I wanna fall asleep on a beach and be able to walk the next day, or 452 00:19:05,258 --> 00:19:06,943 stay up all night on accident. 453 00:19:06,944 --> 00:19:09,743 I wanna wear a t-shirt without looking like I forgot to get dressed. 454 00:19:09,744 --> 00:19:13,852 I want to be terrified of AIDS, I want to have an opinion about those, 455 00:19:15,896 --> 00:19:18,913 boring ass Marvel movies. 456 00:19:18,914 --> 00:19:22,233 And I want those opinions to be of any concern to the people making them. 457 00:19:22,234 --> 00:19:25,093 Well I want to live in the same home for 458 00:19:25,094 --> 00:19:29,673 more than a year, order wine without feeling nervous, 459 00:19:29,674 --> 00:19:34,333 have a resume full of crazy mistakes instead of crazy lies. 460 00:19:34,334 --> 00:19:38,113 I want stories and wisdom, perspective. 461 00:19:38,114 --> 00:19:43,155 I wanna have so much behind me I'm not a slave to what's in front of me, 462 00:19:43,156 --> 00:19:47,613 especially these flavorless unremarkable Marvel movie. 463 00:19:47,614 --> 00:19:49,573 They are so not a big deal! 464 00:19:49,574 --> 00:19:51,073 I know! It's just all there is! 465 00:19:51,074 --> 00:19:52,603 Yes, and you get to say that! 466 00:19:52,604 --> 00:19:56,563 I could screw myself if I say it, but there's pressures on me you don't 467 00:19:56,564 --> 00:20:01,824 have to live under, if you accept that you're older. 468 00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:06,173 And let the kid stuff go. 469 00:20:06,174 --> 00:20:07,174 I let you go, Annie. 470 00:20:08,194 --> 00:20:10,873 From my hands and my head. 471 00:20:10,874 --> 00:20:17,984 The heart, which cynics say is code for penis, wants what it wants. 472 00:20:20,474 --> 00:20:21,474 But I let you go. 473 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:30,854 The others are coming. 474 00:20:32,374 --> 00:20:35,973 I think you should kiss me goodbye or you might regret it for 475 00:20:35,974 --> 00:20:36,974 the rest of your life. 476 00:20:38,114 --> 00:20:38,914 What about you? 477 00:20:38,915 --> 00:20:41,263 Oh, I'll regret the kiss for a week, I'm in my 20s. 478 00:20:41,264 --> 00:20:42,264 Who cares? 479 00:21:00,922 --> 00:21:04,691 Are we interrupting? 480 00:21:04,692 --> 00:21:06,421 Stop being gross! 481 00:21:06,422 --> 00:21:08,983 Are you guys doing an unauthorized finale in here? 482 00:21:08,984 --> 00:21:09,574 Not cool. 483 00:21:09,575 --> 00:21:11,483 Abed, I know it gives you comfort to see everything 484 00:21:11,484 --> 00:21:15,754 through that metal lens, but we were just saying goodbye to the room. 485 00:21:16,904 --> 00:21:18,033 For season six. 486 00:21:18,034 --> 00:21:19,443 Season seven, who knows? 487 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,673 It's out of our hands. 488 00:21:20,674 --> 00:21:21,683 Too many variables. 489 00:21:21,684 --> 00:21:22,194 Cool. 490 00:21:22,194 --> 00:21:22,804 Cool, cool. 491 00:21:22,804 --> 00:21:23,804 Cool, cool. 492 00:21:24,964 --> 00:21:25,964 Cool. 493 00:21:27,534 --> 00:21:29,113 That was one cool for each season. 494 00:21:29,114 --> 00:21:29,694 Wait, do it again. 495 00:21:29,695 --> 00:21:30,782 I want to try something. 496 00:21:30,783 --> 00:21:31,381 Cool. 497 00:21:31,381 --> 00:21:32,170 Cool, cool. 498 00:21:32,171 --> 00:21:33,812 Cool. 499 00:21:33,813 --> 00:21:34,399 Oh. 500 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,403 Cool, cool. 501 00:21:35,404 --> 00:21:37,763 I farted during the fourth one. 502 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:38,933 It's an inside joke. 503 00:21:38,934 --> 00:21:39,973 I'm gonna miss you guys. 504 00:21:39,974 --> 00:21:42,163 Gay. You know what I think everybody should do, 505 00:21:42,164 --> 00:21:44,633 as a humble outsider that came in and nailed it? 506 00:21:44,634 --> 00:21:49,203 I think everyone should imagine their own personal version of season seven 507 00:21:49,204 --> 00:21:50,333 and not share it with anyone. 508 00:21:50,334 --> 00:21:52,003 And then maybe it'll come true. 509 00:21:52,004 --> 00:21:53,043 No cutting to any of them. 510 00:21:53,044 --> 00:21:54,524 If you cut to it, it won't come true. 511 00:22:08,964 --> 00:22:10,559 You just stopped being a study group. 512 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:14,854 I hereby pronounce you a community. 513 00:22:16,134 --> 00:22:18,033 Brianna, you're the driven idealist. 514 00:22:18,034 --> 00:22:19,903 Kaylee, you're the fiery passionate one. 515 00:22:19,904 --> 00:22:24,273 We might have a fun no strings and Mackenzie, the kooky nerdy one, and 516 00:22:24,274 --> 00:22:25,693 Hailey, the other nerdy one! 517 00:22:25,694 --> 00:22:27,953 You guys should be best friends and have pillow fights. 518 00:22:27,954 --> 00:22:30,143 And there's Phoebe, the wise one. 519 00:22:30,144 --> 00:22:31,563 No? You're nerdy too? 520 00:22:31,564 --> 00:22:34,563 Okay, and the rest of you are the redhead ones. 521 00:22:34,564 --> 00:22:38,363 And we're gonna have some pretty crazy times, and 522 00:22:38,364 --> 00:22:41,393 eventually you'll leave and be replaced by new ones. 523 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:44,353 And that's something I'm equipped to handle now. 524 00:22:44,354 --> 00:22:45,554 I'm sort of the hero that way. 525 00:22:48,124 --> 00:22:49,863 We can cut to them at home though, right? 526 00:22:49,864 --> 00:22:51,273 I mean by ourselves? 527 00:22:51,274 --> 00:22:52,274 Sure. 528 00:22:52,794 --> 00:22:54,463 I love that I got to be with you guys. 529 00:22:54,464 --> 00:22:57,413 Gay. You saved my life, and changed it forever. 530 00:22:57,414 --> 00:22:58,084 Gay! 531 00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,331 Thank you. 532 00:23:10,833 --> 00:23:16,256 I'm gay. 533 00:23:16,257 --> 00:23:20,365 I'm for real gay. 534 00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:25,288 I'm legit gay! 535 00:23:25,289 --> 00:23:31,927 Oh, there's a river that winds on forever I'm gonna see where it leads. 536 00:23:31,928 --> 00:23:39,648 Oh, there's a mountain that no man has mounted I'm gonna stand on the peak. 537 00:23:39,649 --> 00:23:43,723 Out there's a land that time don't command. 538 00:23:43,724 --> 00:23:47,682 Wanna be the first to arrive. 539 00:23:47,683 --> 00:23:51,768 No time for ponderin' why I'm a-wanderin. 540 00:23:51,769 --> 00:23:55,599 Nowhere the buses lay. 541 00:23:55,600 --> 00:24:02,646 To the ends, to the ends would you follow me? 542 00:24:02,647 --> 00:24:10,643 There's a world that was meant for us to see. 543 00:24:10,644 --> 00:24:14,068 To the ends of the earth would you follow me? 544 00:24:33,923 --> 00:24:35,067 This is the show. 545 00:24:35,068 --> 00:24:36,488 Right, that's right. 546 00:24:43,140 --> 00:24:44,271 Community! 547 00:24:44,272 --> 00:24:46,241 The hit show is now a hit board game. 548 00:24:46,242 --> 00:24:48,501 More like an I'm bored game. 549 00:24:48,502 --> 00:24:49,272 Shut up, Leonard. 550 00:24:49,273 --> 00:24:52,882 You look like a German puppet maker and smell like the inside of a church. 551 00:24:52,883 --> 00:24:56,174 Blah, blah, blah commercial video describing the rules of gameplay. 552 00:24:56,175 --> 00:24:57,771 I like you, Leonard. 553 00:24:57,772 --> 00:24:59,291 As a friend. 554 00:24:59,292 --> 00:25:00,132 Ooh. 555 00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:03,551 Sorry Britta, but that friendship just got a benefit. 556 00:25:03,552 --> 00:25:05,271 Collect all the other players' identities and 557 00:25:05,272 --> 00:25:09,141 be the first to figure out if the game is part of the show or, I got it. 558 00:25:09,142 --> 00:25:11,682 The whole show is happening inside this game. 559 00:25:11,683 --> 00:25:13,832 Then explain this. 560 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:17,801 What is it? 561 00:25:17,802 --> 00:25:23,689 It's a script of a fake commercial at the end of season six, 562 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:26,691 starring this family. 563 00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:28,261 Sorry, dad. 564 00:25:28,262 --> 00:25:29,262 Guess I win. 565 00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:32,292 You stupid child. 566 00:25:33,382 --> 00:25:35,021 Nobody's winning anything. 567 00:25:35,022 --> 00:25:36,022 Don't you see? 568 00:25:37,132 --> 00:25:38,582 This means we don't exist. 569 00:25:40,052 --> 00:25:43,587 We're not created by God, we're created by a joke. 570 00:25:43,588 --> 00:25:47,210 We were never born, and we will never actually live. 571 00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:56,291 Dice not included. 572 00:25:56,292 --> 00:25:57,311 Some assembly required. 573 00:25:57,312 --> 00:25:58,771 Lines between perception, desire, and 574 00:25:58,772 --> 00:26:00,861 reality may become blurred, redundant, or interchangeable. 575 00:26:00,862 --> 00:26:03,526 Characters may hook up with no regard for your emotional investment. 576 00:26:03,527 --> 00:26:05,416 Some episodes too conceptual to be funny. 577 00:26:05,417 --> 00:26:07,096 Some too funny to be immersive, and some so 578 00:26:07,097 --> 00:26:08,266 immersive they still aren't funny. 579 00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:09,836 Consistency between seasons may vary. 580 00:26:09,837 --> 00:26:12,556 Viewers may be measured by a secretive obsolete system based on selected 581 00:26:12,557 --> 00:26:14,666 participants keeping handwritten journals of what they watch. 582 00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:16,676 Show may be cancelled and moved to the Internet, where it turns out 583 00:26:16,677 --> 00:26:18,811 tens of millions were watching the whole time, may not matter. 584 00:26:18,812 --> 00:26:21,221 Fake commercial may end with disclaimer gag which may descend into vain 585 00:26:21,222 --> 00:26:22,981 Chuck Lorre-esque rant by narcissistic creator. 586 00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:24,026 Creator may be unstable. 587 00:26:24,027 --> 00:26:25,571 Therapist may have told creator this is not how 588 00:26:25,572 --> 00:26:26,631 you make yourself a good person. 589 00:26:26,632 --> 00:26:28,971 Life may pass by while we ignore or mistreat those close to us. 590 00:26:28,972 --> 00:26:30,222 Those close to us may be those watching. 591 00:26:30,223 --> 00:26:32,075 Those people may want to know I love them, 592 00:26:32,076 --> 00:26:33,473 nut I may be incapable of saying it. 593 00:26:33,474 --> 00:26:35,436 Contains pieces the size of a child's esophagus.