1 00:00:01,033 --> 00:00:06,033 Community S04E06 Advanced Documentary Filmmaking 2 00:00:17,374 --> 00:00:20,538 My name is Kevin, or so they tell me. 3 00:00:20,870 --> 00:00:23,783 Actually, they told me my birth name is Benjamin Chang, 4 00:00:23,801 --> 00:00:27,521 but I can't remember anything before six months ago. 5 00:00:27,629 --> 00:00:29,463 But by using a special, shiny glass 6 00:00:29,481 --> 00:00:31,294 called a mirror, 7 00:00:31,325 --> 00:00:33,761 I've estimated that I'm 15 years old, 8 00:00:33,859 --> 00:00:35,983 although I have no way of knowing. 9 00:00:36,568 --> 00:00:39,711 Changnesia is a fascinating and extremely rare disease 10 00:00:39,724 --> 00:00:41,766 on the forefront of the psychological landscape. 11 00:00:42,335 --> 00:00:44,544 Compared with your garden variety amnesia, 12 00:00:44,563 --> 00:00:47,650 Changnesia is immeasurably more complex. 13 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:51,644 Its varied and seemingly random symptoms, 14 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:55,339 its resistance to both traditional and new age medicine, 15 00:00:55,483 --> 00:00:57,556 why Changnesia affects the memory 16 00:00:57,663 --> 00:00:59,830 but not the ability to make forced puns... 17 00:00:59,949 --> 00:01:02,969 These are all things we can study now that someone finally has it. 18 00:01:03,119 --> 00:01:06,164 I first met Chang when I hired him as a Spanish teacher at Greendale. 19 00:01:06,477 --> 00:01:09,240 Then he became a disgraced student, 20 00:01:09,331 --> 00:01:11,251 psychopathic music major, 21 00:01:11,257 --> 00:01:13,823 homeless vent dweller, security guard, keytarist, 22 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:16,268 power hungry warlord, and now, Kevin. 23 00:01:16,657 --> 00:01:17,982 It's sad to see him like this. 24 00:01:18,013 --> 00:01:19,144 Well, it's mixed. 25 00:01:19,186 --> 00:01:20,670 He was pretty terrible before. 26 00:01:20,701 --> 00:01:23,668 I'm developing a theory which some find controversial. 27 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,950 Perhaps Chang actually used to be Kevin, 28 00:01:25,963 --> 00:01:27,836 went crazy, and became Chang. 29 00:01:27,869 --> 00:01:29,068 And then, at some point, 30 00:01:29,114 --> 00:01:31,491 Chang hit his head, went un-crazy, 31 00:01:31,510 --> 00:01:34,870 thereby reverting back to regular old Kevin again. 32 00:01:34,927 --> 00:01:36,870 That makes no sense. 33 00:01:37,159 --> 00:01:38,647 Science tells us 34 00:01:38,676 --> 00:01:40,861 hitting his head would only cure him 35 00:01:40,898 --> 00:01:43,003 if hitting his head was the original cause. 36 00:01:43,373 --> 00:01:44,985 Told you it was controversial. 37 00:01:45,042 --> 00:01:47,298 Here at Greendale, we accept all students, 38 00:01:47,322 --> 00:01:49,959 whoever they may be or have forgotten they were. 39 00:01:50,072 --> 00:01:51,871 But assisting in Kevin's recovery 40 00:01:51,883 --> 00:01:54,176 has put a financial strain on the school. 41 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,844 That's why we are appealing 42 00:01:55,856 --> 00:01:59,514 to the Macguffin Neurological Institute for this $40,000 Grant, 43 00:01:59,539 --> 00:02:02,975 so we can continue to fight this terrible disease 44 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,376 and hopefully, one day, pay for this documentary. 45 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:09,362 How was that, Abed? That's too beggy? 46 00:02:09,395 --> 00:02:10,410 No, that was great. 47 00:02:10,439 --> 00:02:12,875 But I could use a new camera, with a smoother zoom. 48 00:02:12,907 --> 00:02:15,671 Oh, okay. Well, just be sure to get my good side, okay? 49 00:02:15,683 --> 00:02:17,509 This documentary needs to be convincing. 50 00:02:17,521 --> 00:02:21,061 This needs to be the hoop dreams of things people care about. 51 00:02:21,245 --> 00:02:22,898 We rolling? 52 00:02:24,265 --> 00:02:25,830 The dean wants a propaganda film, 53 00:02:25,849 --> 00:02:28,654 but I intend to explore all sides of this serious issue, 54 00:02:28,698 --> 00:02:31,004 including those who don't think it's a serious issue. 55 00:02:31,613 --> 00:02:33,557 - Hey, Jeff. - What are you doing? 56 00:02:33,652 --> 00:02:35,215 Making a documentary on Changnesia. 57 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,641 - You gotta be fucking kidding me. - Got it. Beautiful. 58 00:02:37,665 --> 00:02:39,611 All right, let's get one more for safety. 59 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,694 Jeff, back to one. Jeff? 60 00:02:42,655 --> 00:02:45,851 ♪ Give me some rope tie me to dream 61 00:02:45,956 --> 00:02:49,151 ♪ give me the hope to run out of steam 62 00:02:49,173 --> 00:02:52,412 ♪ somebody said it can be here 63 00:02:52,494 --> 00:02:56,561 ♪ we could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year 64 00:02:56,623 --> 00:03:01,526 ♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay 65 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:05,802 ♪ one by one they all just fade away ♪ 66 00:03:05,825 --> 00:03:08,336 Sync and corrections by Norther www.addic7ed.com 67 00:03:08,798 --> 00:03:11,367 I'm telling you, we should have sprung for the name brand glitter. 68 00:03:11,379 --> 00:03:14,218 Look, cheap glitter, expensive glitter. 69 00:03:14,230 --> 00:03:15,699 Money talks, people. 70 00:03:15,722 --> 00:03:16,915 Guys, did you hear? 71 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:19,755 The history of ice cream class had another heart attack. 72 00:03:19,791 --> 00:03:21,519 Three more, and we're all in. 73 00:03:21,537 --> 00:03:22,670 Yes. 74 00:03:23,129 --> 00:03:25,029 What's the Macguffin Institute? 75 00:03:26,730 --> 00:03:28,069 Fine. I'll tell him. 76 00:03:28,113 --> 00:03:31,842 But one day, you'll all be old and slow and lose at things, 77 00:03:31,870 --> 00:03:33,328 and when that day comes, 78 00:03:33,353 --> 00:03:35,751 I won't remember what I'm doing now. 79 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:38,452 Lord, the Macguffin institute is coming to Greendale on Friday 80 00:03:38,464 --> 00:03:42,005 because they might give the school money to study Changnesia. 81 00:03:42,039 --> 00:03:44,907 Changnesia isn't a disease. It's a con. 82 00:03:44,928 --> 00:03:46,940 You're seriously helping this lunatic? 83 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,745 He kept the dean in a dungeon. 84 00:03:48,766 --> 00:03:51,819 He tried to kill us. He ate his twin in utero. 85 00:03:51,843 --> 00:03:53,961 That was Chang. This is Kevin. 86 00:03:53,979 --> 00:03:55,211 They're the same idiot. 87 00:03:55,230 --> 00:03:57,941 How would you know? Have you ever even spent any time with him, Jeff? 88 00:03:57,977 --> 00:04:01,470 I was reluctant to accept Kevin at first, too, but... 89 00:04:02,066 --> 00:04:04,008 he's just so sweet. 90 00:04:04,102 --> 00:04:06,085 The world is brand new to him. 91 00:04:06,104 --> 00:04:07,715 He approaches everything with the wonderment 92 00:04:07,721 --> 00:04:10,043 of a small child or a cartoon alien. 93 00:04:10,068 --> 00:04:11,031 Whoa. 94 00:04:11,309 --> 00:04:13,259 This makes things smaller. 95 00:04:13,271 --> 00:04:15,247 No, no... Bigger. 96 00:04:15,259 --> 00:04:17,256 Oh, bigger. 97 00:04:17,288 --> 00:04:20,763 Well, enjoy your collective delusion. I'm going to go get a sandwich, 98 00:04:20,789 --> 00:04:23,478 which, unlike Changnesia, is real. 99 00:04:23,539 --> 00:04:25,150 Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 100 00:04:25,175 --> 00:04:26,988 We want to know how you feel about the Macguffin people visiting. 101 00:04:27,014 --> 00:04:27,797 I need it on camera. 102 00:04:27,798 --> 00:04:29,003 - It's stupid. - What's stupid? 103 00:04:29,015 --> 00:04:30,581 - The whole thing. - Okay, put it together for me. 104 00:04:30,605 --> 00:04:33,433 "The whole thing is stupid." All right, thanks, buddy. I'll cut it together. 105 00:04:35,874 --> 00:04:36,887 - Shirley. - Hmm? 106 00:04:36,917 --> 00:04:39,018 You don't seriously think Chang is Kevin, do you? 107 00:04:39,036 --> 00:04:41,663 No, I believe the good lord made Chang Chang. Kevin is a choice. 108 00:04:41,687 --> 00:04:43,632 Thank you. I'm seriously worried about the rest of the group. 109 00:04:43,644 --> 00:04:45,621 Not only have they drunk the Kevin kool-aid, 110 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:48,850 they're in the study room right now, making banners, debating glitter... 111 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:50,878 Well, I'd love to keep talking about this, but I gotta get to work. 112 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:53,334 No, Shirley, you've got to help me stop this. 113 00:04:53,353 --> 00:04:55,115 You're the only sane person left. 114 00:04:55,148 --> 00:04:58,525 Welcome to Shirley's sandwiches, where the food is Kevin-ly. 115 00:04:59,012 --> 00:05:00,344 - You hired Chang? - Hmm? 116 00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:01,816 The customers love Kevin. 117 00:05:01,828 --> 00:05:03,622 I think it's because he's a good listener. 118 00:05:03,647 --> 00:05:06,361 Most words are new to him, so it's all still fascinating. 119 00:05:06,394 --> 00:05:08,364 I'm Kevin. And you are? 120 00:05:08,388 --> 00:05:09,941 Not calling you Kevin. 121 00:05:10,007 --> 00:05:12,139 Hi, not calling you Kevin. 122 00:05:12,576 --> 00:05:14,310 What are you having? 123 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:16,246 - None of this. - Okay. 124 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,614 Uh, listen. 125 00:05:17,637 --> 00:05:20,348 I don't care what he calls himself, he's a hard worker. 126 00:05:20,373 --> 00:05:23,796 We're all broken people, Jeffrey, we all deserve a second chance. 127 00:05:23,846 --> 00:05:25,718 Like how I gave Andre a second chance. 128 00:05:25,752 --> 00:05:27,394 It doesn't mean I forgot. I just forgave. 129 00:05:27,406 --> 00:05:30,289 Chang didn't sleep with a stripper. He tried to kill us. 130 00:05:30,327 --> 00:05:32,039 Why does everyone keep forgetting about that? 131 00:05:32,057 --> 00:05:35,089 But he didn't. And you used to be a sleazy lawyer. 132 00:05:35,164 --> 00:05:37,839 What if Greendale never gave you a second chance? 133 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:41,136 What Shirley said really made me think. 134 00:05:41,212 --> 00:05:43,683 I mean, all my friends believe this guy. 135 00:05:44,058 --> 00:05:46,433 What does it say about me that I don't? 136 00:05:47,378 --> 00:05:48,944 Hmm? Yes? 137 00:05:49,707 --> 00:05:52,189 Ugh, and cue wet blanket Winger 138 00:05:52,214 --> 00:05:54,073 to tell us that we're all wasting our time. 139 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:55,718 Actually, no. 140 00:05:55,866 --> 00:05:58,266 I had a really good conversation with Shirley, 141 00:05:58,300 --> 00:06:00,486 and I realized I've been acting like a jerk. 142 00:06:00,670 --> 00:06:01,789 If it's not too late, 143 00:06:01,802 --> 00:06:03,730 I'd love to help out in any way I can. 144 00:06:03,854 --> 00:06:05,256 Jeffrey, that's amazing. 145 00:06:05,274 --> 00:06:06,317 I knew you'd come around. 146 00:06:06,323 --> 00:06:08,111 All right, Abed, get us in panning singles. 147 00:06:08,130 --> 00:06:10,206 And can you say "powwow" instead of "conversation"? 148 00:06:10,225 --> 00:06:11,300 It just sounds more you. 149 00:06:11,325 --> 00:06:13,814 All right, action. Okay, you going to make an entrance? Great. 150 00:06:14,346 --> 00:06:15,729 What does it say? 151 00:06:16,145 --> 00:06:19,243 It says I have gullible friends who will believe anybody, 152 00:06:19,249 --> 00:06:22,128 and I need to make that anybody me. 153 00:06:22,247 --> 00:06:24,996 By exposing Chang in front of the whole school. 154 00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:27,213 Wow. Much like the classic documentary 155 00:06:27,243 --> 00:06:28,182 Capturing the Friedmans, 156 00:06:28,202 --> 00:06:30,569 my story just took a completely unexpected turn. 157 00:06:30,595 --> 00:06:33,708 Jeff, if you want this done right, I'm going to need a steadicam for Garrett. 158 00:06:33,752 --> 00:06:35,390 That's showbiz. 159 00:06:40,216 --> 00:06:42,716 We were all pretty happy when Jeff came around. 160 00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:45,302 He became really gung-ho about Abed's documentary, 161 00:06:45,324 --> 00:06:46,449 and had a lot of great ideas 162 00:06:46,467 --> 00:06:48,137 about how to impress the Macguffin people. 163 00:06:48,150 --> 00:06:49,982 And that's why Pierce 164 00:06:50,154 --> 00:06:52,120 should host the reception. 165 00:06:52,166 --> 00:06:53,485 He speaks their language. 166 00:06:53,516 --> 00:06:55,790 Finally, somebody's making some sense. 167 00:06:55,953 --> 00:06:58,318 I've got a blackface senor Wences bit 168 00:06:58,342 --> 00:07:00,075 I've been workshopping. 169 00:07:00,174 --> 00:07:01,030 Perfect. 170 00:07:01,055 --> 00:07:02,460 Annie, we need to find out 171 00:07:02,473 --> 00:07:04,744 what happened to Kevin before he showed up at Greendale. 172 00:07:04,762 --> 00:07:08,282 What hellish experiences did he overcome during those missing months? 173 00:07:08,313 --> 00:07:11,574 Do you think you can use your forensic knowhow to do some investigating? 174 00:07:11,617 --> 00:07:14,118 Investigating? Obvi. 175 00:07:14,131 --> 00:07:15,093 Can I help? 176 00:07:15,207 --> 00:07:17,129 If you're willing to learn, sure, partner. 177 00:07:17,148 --> 00:07:19,302 "Partner." I like that. 178 00:07:19,321 --> 00:07:20,720 I'm going to call you "Houlihan." 179 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,736 "Partner" and "Houlihan." 180 00:07:23,449 --> 00:07:24,295 Okay. 181 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:27,094 The postman found Kevin here. 182 00:07:27,156 --> 00:07:29,902 He said he was soaking wet and smelled like fish. 183 00:07:30,018 --> 00:07:31,222 I know it's not a lot to go on... 184 00:07:31,246 --> 00:07:33,229 Um, it's almost too much to go on. 185 00:07:33,248 --> 00:07:36,673 Look, Sullivan's trout farm is just 1/4 mile away. 186 00:07:36,755 --> 00:07:38,321 Who do you think you're dealing with, Winger? 187 00:07:38,342 --> 00:07:40,115 I don't know, Houlihan. Seems sort of thin. 188 00:07:40,157 --> 00:07:43,602 In an investigation, one dude always has to go opposite the other dude. 189 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,284 That's how they get things done. 190 00:07:45,302 --> 00:07:46,584 Well, you guys can work it out. 191 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,515 - Yeah, we will. - No, we won't. 192 00:07:50,223 --> 00:07:52,178 - Britta, Shirley... - Oh, that's me. 193 00:07:52,191 --> 00:07:53,547 I want you to take this camera 194 00:07:53,559 --> 00:07:55,606 and follow Chang around for his day-to-day. 195 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:58,608 Really get into the life of a functioning Changnesiac. 196 00:07:58,629 --> 00:08:02,005 I want you to go inside his home, work, pod. 197 00:08:02,017 --> 00:08:03,183 Just get everything. 198 00:08:03,195 --> 00:08:05,267 Ooh, that's great advertising for my growing business. 199 00:08:05,286 --> 00:08:08,144 Okay, I'll do it. And with my photography skills... 200 00:08:08,174 --> 00:08:10,194 Jeff, thank you. 201 00:08:10,430 --> 00:08:12,306 When the dean told me you were going to help me, 202 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,387 I couldn't believe it. 203 00:08:13,446 --> 00:08:15,613 A cool, smart lawyer like yourself 204 00:08:15,633 --> 00:08:18,009 reaching out to a little nobody like me? 205 00:08:18,102 --> 00:08:20,315 I never told you I was a lawyer. 206 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,095 No, you didn't. 207 00:08:23,145 --> 00:08:24,411 Shirley said it, remember? 208 00:08:24,431 --> 00:08:25,522 You said, "you hired Chang?" 209 00:08:25,540 --> 00:08:27,231 And I said, "I'm Kevin, and you are?" 210 00:08:27,237 --> 00:08:28,324 And you said, "not calling you Kevin," 211 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:30,122 and I said, "hi, not calling you Kevin. What are you having?" 212 00:08:30,128 --> 00:08:31,322 And you said, "none of this." 213 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:33,428 And then Shirley said, "I don't care what he calls himself. 214 00:08:33,452 --> 00:08:34,472 "He's a hard worker. 215 00:08:34,498 --> 00:08:36,595 "We're all broken people, and we all deserve a second chance. 216 00:08:36,601 --> 00:08:38,447 "Like how I gave Andre a second chance. 217 00:08:38,472 --> 00:08:40,255 "Doesn't mean I forgot. I just forgave." 218 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,285 And you said, "Chang didn't sleep with a stripper. 219 00:08:42,297 --> 00:08:43,335 "He tried to kill us. 220 00:08:43,355 --> 00:08:45,222 "Why does everyone keep forgetting all that?" 221 00:08:45,235 --> 00:08:47,222 And then Shirley said, "but he didn't. 222 00:08:47,254 --> 00:08:49,303 "And you used to be a sleazy lawyer." 223 00:08:49,447 --> 00:08:50,460 Her words. 224 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:53,117 Wow. That's quite a memory you have. 225 00:08:53,148 --> 00:08:55,497 Well, my short term memory has actually improved. 226 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:58,212 My doctor calls it a, um... 227 00:09:00,268 --> 00:09:01,534 side effect. 228 00:09:01,723 --> 00:09:02,480 Oh. 229 00:09:02,499 --> 00:09:04,160 Well played, Chang. 230 00:09:04,305 --> 00:09:06,161 The chess match has begun. 231 00:09:06,192 --> 00:09:06,992 What... 232 00:09:07,029 --> 00:09:08,505 I'm Chinese? 233 00:09:08,683 --> 00:09:11,058 Do you want to get some footage while we're waiting for Kevin? 234 00:09:11,076 --> 00:09:13,796 Maybe we could take some shots of my delicious bread baking, 235 00:09:13,809 --> 00:09:15,152 or the affordable prices 236 00:09:15,176 --> 00:09:18,187 on our new Shirley's sandwiches super saver menu. 237 00:09:18,193 --> 00:09:21,702 Or we could get to know the Shirley behind the sandwiches. 238 00:09:21,714 --> 00:09:23,461 - Here, give me that camera. - Oh. Okay. 239 00:09:23,473 --> 00:09:25,606 Be careful, now. It's Abed's camera. 240 00:09:25,624 --> 00:09:26,698 - All right. - Watch it. 241 00:09:26,717 --> 00:09:30,852 Oh, where is the stop button on this? 242 00:09:30,866 --> 00:09:32,533 Oh, here it is. Okay. 243 00:09:32,541 --> 00:09:33,958 - You want to hear my pitch? - Mmm-hmm. 244 00:09:33,976 --> 00:09:36,217 A strong, independent woman, 245 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,774 starting her own business. 246 00:09:37,787 --> 00:09:40,487 An "entrepreneu-her," if you will. 247 00:09:40,515 --> 00:09:42,082 Or maybe a businesswoman? 248 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:44,422 Okay, fine. Think inside the box. 249 00:09:44,447 --> 00:09:46,580 All right. Are you ready? 250 00:09:46,601 --> 00:09:48,701 - Mmm-hmm. - Action. 251 00:09:49,975 --> 00:09:52,133 Cut. Oh! Beautiful. 252 00:09:52,177 --> 00:09:53,725 You don't think the song was too much? 253 00:09:53,737 --> 00:09:56,292 Are you kidding me? It made the scene. 254 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:56,986 You know what? 255 00:09:57,005 --> 00:09:58,891 I want to get some better lighting up in this noise. 256 00:09:58,915 --> 00:10:00,216 Let's go hit up Abed. 257 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,229 I never told anybody that story, Britta. 258 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:04,021 Oh, it was beautiful. 259 00:10:04,052 --> 00:10:06,240 I was dead for three minutes. 260 00:10:06,252 --> 00:10:07,396 Three minutes? 261 00:10:07,408 --> 00:10:09,872 Three whole minutes. They thought I was gone. 262 00:10:10,124 --> 00:10:11,056 Pierce. 263 00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:12,324 How's your act coming? 264 00:10:12,355 --> 00:10:14,502 - Blackface senor Wences? - Mmm-hmm. 265 00:10:14,689 --> 00:10:16,789 How do you think it's coming? 266 00:10:18,681 --> 00:10:19,850 In the unlikely event 267 00:10:19,868 --> 00:10:21,781 I fail to expose Chang, 268 00:10:22,047 --> 00:10:24,952 I'm pretty confident Pierce will make sure we don't get a Grant. 269 00:10:24,970 --> 00:10:26,758 What you talkin' about, hookey? 270 00:10:26,807 --> 00:10:29,591 Wow, that bit could not get any more perfect. 271 00:10:29,610 --> 00:10:30,666 Wait a minute. 272 00:10:30,681 --> 00:10:34,464 I haven't introduced you to my Asian wife yet. 273 00:10:35,152 --> 00:10:37,160 Uh-oh... 274 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,311 I was wrong. 275 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:44,201 - This is the place. - No, it's not. 276 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,612 Garrett, here he comes. Get up. 277 00:10:48,625 --> 00:10:50,415 I can't. It's too heavy! 278 00:10:50,434 --> 00:10:51,470 Garrett, now. 279 00:10:51,495 --> 00:10:52,426 Now. 280 00:10:55,178 --> 00:10:56,918 Excuse me, Mr. Sullivan. 281 00:10:57,019 --> 00:10:58,697 This is Houlihan. I'm her partner, Partner. 282 00:10:58,715 --> 00:11:01,449 - Wait, I'm Partner. - No, you're not. 283 00:11:02,011 --> 00:11:03,414 We'd like to ask you a couple of questions. 284 00:11:03,441 --> 00:11:04,967 What are you, the trout police? 285 00:11:05,217 --> 00:11:08,083 Because if you are, you're legally bound to tell me, or else it's entrapment. 286 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,511 We're not the trout police. 287 00:11:09,644 --> 00:11:12,220 Have you seen this man? 288 00:11:13,581 --> 00:11:15,928 One morning, I see something coming out of the trout tank, 289 00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:19,028 and at first, I was scared, because, uh, I'm the last face 290 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,361 that a lot of trout ever see. 291 00:11:21,391 --> 00:11:24,192 I'm not saying that the trout are a vengeful breed, 292 00:11:24,211 --> 00:11:25,821 but if they were, I... 293 00:11:26,176 --> 00:11:28,826 I'd probably be public enemy number one. 294 00:11:28,839 --> 00:11:31,804 So the figure that emerged, it was that man? 295 00:11:31,842 --> 00:11:34,740 Yeah, and I was pretty relieved when I found out it was a naked Asian guy, 296 00:11:34,752 --> 00:11:36,142 and not an angry trout. 297 00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:37,330 And when was this? 298 00:11:37,407 --> 00:11:39,617 Oh, it must have been around June. 299 00:11:39,623 --> 00:11:41,975 I remember because my milkweed allergies 300 00:11:41,991 --> 00:11:43,892 were acting up something fierce. 301 00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:47,483 I gave him some clothes, and sent him on his way the next morning. 302 00:11:47,656 --> 00:11:49,263 I don't know what happened to him after that. 303 00:11:49,281 --> 00:11:51,786 Mr. Sullivan, how many employees do you have here? 304 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:53,117 Employees? 305 00:11:53,217 --> 00:11:54,874 What do I look like, trout world? 306 00:11:56,152 --> 00:11:58,308 No employees. Heh, just me. 307 00:11:59,058 --> 00:12:00,049 And my dog. 308 00:12:00,844 --> 00:12:02,386 I knew he was hiding something. 309 00:12:02,411 --> 00:12:04,006 A spike in production in June, 310 00:12:04,025 --> 00:12:06,436 at the peak of milkweed allergy season? 311 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:10,607 Something on this trout farm was starting to smell... wrong. 312 00:12:11,109 --> 00:12:13,941 The problem was, I didn't have any way to make him talk. 313 00:12:14,176 --> 00:12:15,342 Or did I? 314 00:12:15,606 --> 00:12:18,684 Well, looks like everything checks out here. 315 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:19,521 Right, Troy? 316 00:12:19,533 --> 00:12:22,684 No, Houlihan, I don't think anything checks out here. 317 00:12:22,703 --> 00:12:25,143 No, don't fly off the handle, Partner. 318 00:12:25,155 --> 00:12:27,805 Oh, I will fly off the handle, Houlihan. 319 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,505 What the hell are you talking about? 320 00:12:29,524 --> 00:12:30,929 I'm sorry, Mr. Sullivan. 321 00:12:30,965 --> 00:12:33,691 Clearly, you have nothing to hide. 322 00:12:33,952 --> 00:12:35,234 What are you hiding? 323 00:12:35,246 --> 00:12:36,548 Fine! 324 00:12:36,579 --> 00:12:37,793 You got me. 325 00:12:37,827 --> 00:12:40,575 I've been using that Asian guy as unpaid, manual labor 326 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,290 for three months before I drove him into town. 327 00:12:43,302 --> 00:12:45,467 But he wanted me to! 328 00:12:45,726 --> 00:12:47,242 We were friends, 329 00:12:47,268 --> 00:12:51,321 and I treated him with respect and dignity. 330 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,537 Partner and Houlihan. 331 00:12:54,612 --> 00:12:55,643 Shut up, Kevin! 332 00:12:56,059 --> 00:12:58,425 Partner and Houlihan. 333 00:12:59,152 --> 00:13:00,158 I don't understand. 334 00:13:00,183 --> 00:13:01,515 Why would he work for no money? 335 00:13:01,536 --> 00:13:02,739 Because he doesn't know about money. 336 00:13:02,763 --> 00:13:05,162 Kevin doesn't know about labor laws, or 40-hour work weeks, 337 00:13:05,181 --> 00:13:06,999 or that that dude named him after a dog. 338 00:13:07,017 --> 00:13:08,614 Growing up, I had a cat named Troy, 339 00:13:08,632 --> 00:13:11,022 a bird named Troy, and a hamster named Troy. 340 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,555 They were all older than me. 341 00:13:14,270 --> 00:13:15,451 Oh, my God. 342 00:13:15,488 --> 00:13:19,303 I think Kevin's struggle just got a lot sexier, Grant-wise. 343 00:13:19,329 --> 00:13:21,270 This is horrible. 344 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,233 It was horrible. 345 00:13:23,506 --> 00:13:25,375 They were supposed to come back with a smoking gun, 346 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,386 and all they found was a little human rights abuse. 347 00:13:27,419 --> 00:13:29,124 Which, normally, is terrible. 348 00:13:29,143 --> 00:13:30,385 So do you believe Kevin now? 349 00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:32,280 No. I want all your footage. 350 00:13:32,298 --> 00:13:33,732 I know Chang slipped up. 351 00:13:33,751 --> 00:13:35,996 He's not smart enough to play dumb all the time. 352 00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:37,687 What about Shirley and Britta's footage? 353 00:13:37,706 --> 00:13:38,718 It's unusable crap. 354 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,092 I don't care. I want it all. 355 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,543 Do you want it bad enough to rent me a crane? 356 00:13:41,565 --> 00:13:43,131 And maybe license an expensive song? 357 00:13:43,143 --> 00:13:44,500 Yeah, whatever. 358 00:13:44,985 --> 00:13:47,487 ♪ The itsy-bitsy spider 359 00:13:47,769 --> 00:13:51,570 ♪ went up the water spout 360 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,083 unusable crap is generous. 361 00:13:57,866 --> 00:13:59,381 It goes on like this for another 12 hours. 362 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:02,379 I couldn't even get through it all, and I sat through The Tree of Life. 363 00:14:04,439 --> 00:14:06,500 Wait, right there. What's that? 364 00:14:07,729 --> 00:14:10,369 Oh, come on, you slippery snake, slip up. 365 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,470 Doubtful. When he's alone, 366 00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:15,184 he mostly just practices smiling and frowning. We've all done it. 367 00:14:23,312 --> 00:14:24,647 Who's he calling? 368 00:14:24,665 --> 00:14:26,566 Good question. 369 00:14:27,224 --> 00:14:28,424 We figure that out, 370 00:14:28,447 --> 00:14:30,344 we've got our smoking gun. 371 00:14:30,668 --> 00:14:32,113 And all thanks to Britta. 372 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,765 Don't ruin this. 373 00:14:35,069 --> 00:14:37,475 The stage was set for a climatic final set piece. 374 00:14:37,481 --> 00:14:39,109 The Macguffin people were on campus, 375 00:14:39,122 --> 00:14:41,445 and Jeff had prepared quite the presentation. 376 00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:44,341 You shut up. 377 00:14:44,354 --> 00:14:45,422 But I love you. 378 00:14:45,447 --> 00:14:47,420 You get yourself in the kitchen, and make me a burrito. 379 00:14:47,432 --> 00:14:49,878 Oh, okay, yay! Oh, thank you. 380 00:14:49,902 --> 00:14:51,548 Okay, thank you, Pierce Hawthorne 381 00:14:51,566 --> 00:14:55,260 for your special blend of playful racial humor. 382 00:14:55,272 --> 00:14:58,341 And genuine thoughts on Geraldine ferraro. 383 00:14:58,382 --> 00:14:59,806 He's an old Teddy bear. 384 00:14:59,843 --> 00:15:02,865 And now, I believe Jeff Winger has a presentation. 385 00:15:02,938 --> 00:15:04,804 - Yay. - Ugh. 386 00:15:05,952 --> 00:15:08,099 Thank you. I must confess, 387 00:15:08,117 --> 00:15:11,043 I was just a short while ago quite skeptical 388 00:15:11,061 --> 00:15:12,418 about Changnesia. 389 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:13,606 But, with the help of my friends, 390 00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:16,386 we have uncovered a lot about this terrible, 391 00:15:16,405 --> 00:15:19,606 newly-discovered, completely real disease. 392 00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:22,618 I think you'll find it as eye-opening as I did. 393 00:15:22,768 --> 00:15:24,182 Wait till you see what we found. 394 00:15:24,201 --> 00:15:26,519 Kevin was a victim of human trafficking. 395 00:15:26,722 --> 00:15:30,707 Our purpose here tonight is to help cure Kevin 396 00:15:30,819 --> 00:15:32,380 of his Changnesia. 397 00:15:32,459 --> 00:15:34,408 Who better to jog his memory 398 00:15:34,426 --> 00:15:37,631 than someone special from his allegedly erased past. 399 00:15:37,856 --> 00:15:43,211 So please welcome to the stage the former Mrs. Ben Chang, Alessandra. 400 00:15:43,236 --> 00:15:44,787 Alessandra, come on up. 401 00:15:44,799 --> 00:15:46,198 Thank you. 402 00:15:50,498 --> 00:15:51,972 Ben... 403 00:15:52,309 --> 00:15:54,143 do you remember me? 404 00:15:56,195 --> 00:15:57,804 I'm sorry. 405 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,507 I don't. 406 00:16:00,546 --> 00:16:01,522 Admit it, Kevin. 407 00:16:01,559 --> 00:16:02,882 You remember her. 408 00:16:02,997 --> 00:16:05,855 This is the woman you never stopped loving. 409 00:16:05,868 --> 00:16:07,568 Hit the lights! 410 00:16:19,676 --> 00:16:20,476 Oh... 411 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,504 You love her so much, 412 00:16:22,535 --> 00:16:26,349 you called her over and over and over again, 413 00:16:26,368 --> 00:16:27,883 even though you don't know her 414 00:16:27,895 --> 00:16:31,064 or how to use a phone or what a number is. 415 00:16:32,897 --> 00:16:34,225 What's going on here? 416 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,835 You told me I was here to help him. 417 00:16:35,848 --> 00:16:38,145 Oh, we are here to help him, all right. 418 00:16:38,354 --> 00:16:43,153 We are here to help him admit that he has been faking this whole time. 419 00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:44,834 Where'd you get the number, Chang? 420 00:16:44,847 --> 00:16:46,678 I found it in the vents! 421 00:16:47,585 --> 00:16:49,820 It's 555-0190. 422 00:16:50,863 --> 00:16:53,430 And it was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. 423 00:16:53,851 --> 00:16:56,243 But I always hung up, because... 424 00:16:56,967 --> 00:16:58,695 I didn't know if the person on the other end 425 00:16:58,714 --> 00:17:00,783 would ever want to talk to Kevin... 426 00:17:01,664 --> 00:17:03,231 after knowing Chang. 427 00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:04,953 You seem so nice. 428 00:17:04,974 --> 00:17:06,565 If we were really married, 429 00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:10,177 I wish I could remember for even one moment how lucky I was. 430 00:17:10,202 --> 00:17:11,522 - Oh... - Aw... 431 00:17:11,534 --> 00:17:13,070 Oh, Ben. 432 00:17:14,907 --> 00:17:15,589 Uh! 433 00:17:16,525 --> 00:17:17,903 Jeffrey, what are you doing? 434 00:17:17,921 --> 00:17:21,100 Look, if he doesn't remember her, then this wouldn't bother him. 435 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,891 My logic is flawless! 436 00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,301 Doesn't that bother you? That bothers you! 437 00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,112 Things got so ugly, 438 00:17:28,121 --> 00:17:29,878 I hesitate to even show you this footage. 439 00:17:29,922 --> 00:17:31,730 But I will let you see me reacting to it. 440 00:17:31,773 --> 00:17:33,969 That'll probably be more than you can handle. 441 00:17:37,563 --> 00:17:38,963 Mmm... 442 00:17:41,341 --> 00:17:43,875 Actually, it's not that bad, but this keeps the story moving. 443 00:17:44,839 --> 00:17:45,934 Hey, Alessandra, 444 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,517 his last girlfriend was a charred mannequin leg! 445 00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:50,447 Jeffrey! Have you lost your mind? 446 00:17:50,465 --> 00:17:51,610 You never believed Kevin? 447 00:17:51,628 --> 00:17:54,607 You were just lying to manipulate us into helping you hurt him? 448 00:17:54,632 --> 00:17:56,888 Jeffrey, I trusted you and believed in you 449 00:17:56,907 --> 00:17:59,629 and fantasized about celebrating over mimosas with you! 450 00:17:59,635 --> 00:18:02,148 Dean, if this is the sort of uphill battle 451 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,392 you're facing in the fight against Changnesia, 452 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,797 well, then, you're gonna need all the help you can get. 453 00:18:06,816 --> 00:18:09,568 On behalf of the Macguffin neurological institute, 454 00:18:09,618 --> 00:18:11,515 Grant granted. 455 00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:17,814 So... I guess I did help. 456 00:18:17,914 --> 00:18:20,130 Just not in the way I wanted to. 457 00:18:20,324 --> 00:18:21,380 But, on the bright side, 458 00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,961 this is the most well-documented failure of my life. 459 00:18:28,072 --> 00:18:29,037 Thank you. 460 00:18:29,711 --> 00:18:31,788 By trying to make Kevin a pariah, 461 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,450 I accidentally became more Chang 462 00:18:33,469 --> 00:18:35,647 than Chang at his Changiest. 463 00:18:37,263 --> 00:18:38,620 That's funny. 464 00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:41,013 Well, I didn't try to kill anyone. 465 00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,597 Which no one seems to care about. 466 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,188 But you know what I'm saying. 467 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,020 Can I sit here? 468 00:18:49,547 --> 00:18:51,795 You sure you want to be seen with me? 469 00:18:52,095 --> 00:18:54,026 You have a brand-new reputation to uphold. 470 00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:57,449 I like you. 471 00:18:57,532 --> 00:18:58,621 Really? 472 00:18:58,898 --> 00:19:01,206 Even after everything I did to... 473 00:19:01,722 --> 00:19:03,229 Whoever you are? 474 00:19:03,456 --> 00:19:04,956 Okay, I get it. 475 00:19:05,119 --> 00:19:07,330 Changnesia's hard to understand. 476 00:19:07,374 --> 00:19:09,216 At least, that's what people tell me. 477 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,737 Now, I don't know a thing about it, 478 00:19:10,755 --> 00:19:14,408 which apparently is one of the symptoms, and it's so frustrating. 479 00:19:16,414 --> 00:19:19,917 Look, I know Chang was a bad guy. 480 00:19:20,218 --> 00:19:24,081 So he probably deserved everything you did to him. 481 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,838 But you're not a bad guy. 482 00:19:25,850 --> 00:19:27,656 You just made a mistake. 483 00:19:28,855 --> 00:19:31,780 And I'm willing to start over fresh if you are. 484 00:19:33,704 --> 00:19:35,204 Hi. 485 00:19:35,244 --> 00:19:36,677 My name's Kevin. 486 00:19:37,471 --> 00:19:39,459 I'm not saying I believe him. 487 00:19:39,503 --> 00:19:43,908 But I have got an idea of what it feels like to be Chang. 488 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,828 Wanting to leave that name behind 489 00:19:45,847 --> 00:19:48,281 is the sanest decision anyone can make. 490 00:19:52,538 --> 00:19:54,005 ♪ 1, 2 491 00:19:54,063 --> 00:19:54,899 Hi. 492 00:19:54,936 --> 00:19:56,214 ♪ 1, 2, 3 493 00:19:56,317 --> 00:19:58,116 I'm Jeff. 494 00:20:00,797 --> 00:20:04,600 ♪ But when the night is falling 495 00:20:05,062 --> 00:20:08,963 ♪ you cannot find the light 496 00:20:08,985 --> 00:20:10,185 Aw. 497 00:20:10,244 --> 00:20:11,027 Thanks. 498 00:20:11,046 --> 00:20:13,144 A lot of filmmakers use crane shots to elicit emotion. 499 00:20:13,155 --> 00:20:14,553 What the heck, Abed? 500 00:20:14,565 --> 00:20:17,045 You knew what Jeffrey was planning to do the whole time? 501 00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:18,615 Why can't you ever make a documentary 502 00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:20,542 about the thing you plan to make a documentary about? 503 00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,253 Don't censor him! 504 00:20:22,324 --> 00:20:23,745 Censorship. 505 00:20:23,769 --> 00:20:25,871 - This is the documentary. - Ugh. 506 00:20:25,913 --> 00:20:27,996 Abed, you gotta teach me how to use that camera. 507 00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:32,700 Guys... I'm sorry. 508 00:20:32,890 --> 00:20:34,723 I really screwed up. 509 00:20:34,843 --> 00:20:36,943 I hope you can forgive me. 510 00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:38,533 Already forgotten. 511 00:20:38,601 --> 00:20:39,500 Oh... 512 00:20:40,409 --> 00:20:41,959 - Kevin... - What are we laughing about? 513 00:20:41,977 --> 00:20:44,025 - Oh, Kevin. - Kevin... 514 00:20:44,894 --> 00:20:46,582 - Adorable. - Good job. 515 00:20:46,651 --> 00:20:48,251 I don't get it. 516 00:21:00,332 --> 00:21:01,665 Hi, it's me. 517 00:21:02,009 --> 00:21:03,746 They all finally bought it. 518 00:21:03,765 --> 00:21:05,965 Hook, line, and Winger. 519 00:21:06,176 --> 00:21:08,507 I patiently await your further instructions. 520 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,746 Chang out. 521 00:21:15,035 --> 00:21:17,836 Why did I do that? Man... 522 00:21:24,163 --> 00:21:29,163 Sync and corrections by Norther www.addic7ed.com