1 00:00:01,632 --> 00:00:05,144 This is from all of us, Troy. When you're sailing around the world... 2 00:00:05,303 --> 00:00:07,557 ...you'll be going through a lot of countries. 3 00:00:07,722 --> 00:00:09,809 So we got you a universal translator. 4 00:00:11,726 --> 00:00:13,482 Cool. 5 00:00:14,145 --> 00:00:15,438 Cool. 6 00:00:15,605 --> 00:00:16,648 Thanks, guys. 7 00:00:16,814 --> 00:00:19,318 I didn't know going-away parties could be so much fun. 8 00:00:19,484 --> 00:00:22,995 - I should leave all the time. - Let's not forget it's okay to be sad too. 9 00:00:23,154 --> 00:00:25,491 Britta, do you get kickbacks from Big Buzz Kill? 10 00:00:25,656 --> 00:00:26,949 - I'm serious. - We know. 11 00:00:27,116 --> 00:00:30,165 The truth is a member of our family is leaving. 12 00:00:30,328 --> 00:00:31,669 For a year, maybe more. 13 00:00:31,829 --> 00:00:34,795 Psychology has taught me the human mind has a tendency... 14 00:00:34,957 --> 00:00:36,927 ...to rechannel separation anxiety... 15 00:00:37,084 --> 00:00:40,383 ...in the form of frivolity and giddiness, and... 16 00:00:40,546 --> 00:00:43,844 I don't want us to waste our chance to acknowledge... 17 00:00:44,008 --> 00:00:46,060 ...how much we're gonna miss you. 18 00:00:47,845 --> 00:00:49,850 - Attention, Greendale. - Oh, announcements. 19 00:00:50,014 --> 00:00:52,019 - Announcements. - Oh, I love these. 20 00:00:52,183 --> 00:00:54,769 - Announcements. - I'm standing here with Abed Nadir... 21 00:00:54,936 --> 00:00:58,198 ...who has chosen to give his best friend, Troy... 22 00:00:58,356 --> 00:01:00,942 ...the very special going-away present... 23 00:01:01,108 --> 00:01:05,997 ...of declaring a school-wide game of Hot Lava. 24 00:01:06,155 --> 00:01:07,958 - Cool. - Oh, that sounds like fun. 25 00:01:08,115 --> 00:01:10,749 - No. Process your feelings. - Hot Lava is the sweet... 26 00:01:10,910 --> 00:01:12,251 ...classic children's game... 27 00:01:12,411 --> 00:01:17,216 ...in which you are not allowed to touch the fioor or you're dead. 28 00:01:17,375 --> 00:01:22,345 I think it's cute. And while I normally don't condone climbing on furniture... 29 00:01:22,505 --> 00:01:25,353 ...Troy and Abed's friendship has been such a special... 30 00:01:25,508 --> 00:01:28,557 ...and magical part of Greendale, we owe it to ourselves... 31 00:01:28,719 --> 00:01:30,143 ...to honour it. 32 00:01:30,304 --> 00:01:31,692 Abed, anything to add? 33 00:01:31,848 --> 00:01:35,110 Yes, take this seriously. Stay on furniture. No books, no bags. 34 00:01:35,268 --> 00:01:37,569 Dead can't talk. No coming back as a lava monster. 35 00:01:38,062 --> 00:01:40,743 - Yes. Hot Lava. - Come on, guys... 36 00:01:40,898 --> 00:01:43,449 ...this is classic avoidance. I have to go talk to him. 37 00:01:43,609 --> 00:01:46,872 Because the non-awesome often need incentive to do awesome stuff... 38 00:01:47,029 --> 00:01:50,327 ...the survivor will win my near-mint condition issue of Space Clone... 39 00:01:50,491 --> 00:01:54,085 ...valued by the Comics Authority at $50,000. 40 00:01:54,245 --> 00:01:55,372 Wh...? I'm sorry? 41 00:01:55,538 --> 00:01:57,294 The floor turns to lava in 10... 42 00:01:57,456 --> 00:02:00,090 ...nine, eight, seven... 43 00:02:00,251 --> 00:02:01,971 Did you say 15 or 50,000? 44 00:02:02,128 --> 00:02:03,599 - ...six... - Oh, who am I kidding? 45 00:02:03,754 --> 00:02:04,798 Help, lava. 46 00:02:04,964 --> 00:02:10,267 ...five, four, three, two... 47 00:02:11,762 --> 00:02:14,389 COMMUNITY LAVA WORLD 48 00:02:24,484 --> 00:02:26,156 Professor Duncan? 49 00:02:26,319 --> 00:02:27,493 You stay back, Britta. 50 00:02:27,653 --> 00:02:30,453 I'm not afraid to push a girl into make-believe lava. 51 00:02:30,615 --> 00:02:33,414 - It's been my primary strategy. - I'm staying in the game... 52 00:02:33,576 --> 00:02:35,379 ...so I can talk to Abed. I'm worried. 53 00:02:35,536 --> 00:02:37,008 What I'm worried about is money. 54 00:02:37,163 --> 00:02:39,880 My self-published novels aren't going to publish themselves. 55 00:02:40,041 --> 00:02:42,805 Don't regress to primal behaviour just because it's allowed. 56 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,380 We're human beings, not the editors of Teen Vogue. 57 00:02:46,380 --> 00:02:48,350 A terrible example for today's young women. 58 00:02:48,508 --> 00:02:51,521 Well, I'm sorry, Britta, but it's either you or me. 59 00:02:51,677 --> 00:02:53,314 And I'm me. 60 00:02:53,471 --> 00:02:55,143 - No. - Yes, yes, yes. 61 00:03:01,062 --> 00:03:02,106 Real nice, Winger. 62 00:03:02,271 --> 00:03:04,822 This is why the English never win any sports. 63 00:03:04,982 --> 00:03:08,115 Because everyone else cheats. 64 00:03:08,277 --> 00:03:10,329 Britta, there you are. 65 00:03:10,488 --> 00:03:13,205 Sweet, sweet, portable chairs. 66 00:03:13,366 --> 00:03:14,493 Plastic gold. 67 00:03:14,659 --> 00:03:16,296 Four-legged diamonds. 68 00:03:16,452 --> 00:03:17,579 You claiming this? 69 00:03:17,745 --> 00:03:19,003 Lava joust? 70 00:03:19,539 --> 00:03:21,508 You hit your heads on each other's heads? 71 00:03:21,666 --> 00:03:23,920 Get real. Once the last of the chairs are gone... 72 00:03:24,085 --> 00:03:26,304 ...a sofa hopper like you won't last 20 minutes. 73 00:03:26,462 --> 00:03:29,013 You wanna join this alliance or you wanna join the lava? 74 00:03:29,173 --> 00:03:32,187 Fine. But I'm not learning the new names for anything. 75 00:03:33,010 --> 00:03:35,858 Centipeding isn't the fastest form of travel... 76 00:03:36,013 --> 00:03:38,731 ...but if we find more chairs, we can do the Inchworm... 77 00:03:38,891 --> 00:03:40,102 ...Scootenanny... 78 00:03:40,268 --> 00:03:41,359 ...Reverse Danny Thomas. 79 00:03:41,519 --> 00:03:43,654 Think this game's gotten a little out of hand? 80 00:03:43,813 --> 00:03:47,028 Feels normal enough for a school that's on 911's blocked caller list. 81 00:03:47,191 --> 00:03:49,196 I like that Abed wanted to send Troy off. 82 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,199 Send him off or put off sending him? 83 00:03:51,362 --> 00:03:54,993 I think this imaginary lava might symbolise Abed's fear of change. 84 00:03:55,158 --> 00:03:57,708 That diagnosis symbolizes your lack of a psych degree. 85 00:03:57,869 --> 00:03:59,292 Mama mahogany. 86 00:03:59,453 --> 00:04:03,380 - Feast your feet on that stack of sticks. - Too easy. Could be a trap. 87 00:04:03,541 --> 00:04:06,341 As if someone else is taking this game as seriously as you. 88 00:04:06,502 --> 00:04:09,136 Let's keep this centipede rolling. Give me a chair. 89 00:04:09,297 --> 00:04:10,554 So stupid. 90 00:04:10,715 --> 00:04:12,221 Come on. 91 00:04:14,469 --> 00:04:17,054 - Locker, locker, locker. - Locker Boys. 92 00:04:18,764 --> 00:04:20,437 - Locker. - Locker, locker, locker. 93 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,399 Winger, Edison and Perry. 94 00:04:23,561 --> 00:04:25,447 What a delicious combination. 95 00:04:25,605 --> 00:04:27,195 Locker, locker, locker. 96 00:04:27,899 --> 00:04:30,912 What are we getting from this extra level of commitment? 97 00:04:31,068 --> 00:04:32,705 We're getting your chairs, food... 98 00:04:32,862 --> 00:04:35,247 ...and the names of your same-sex celebrity crushes. 99 00:04:35,406 --> 00:04:39,167 Everyone has one, don't lie. Then you're free to go, into lava. 100 00:04:39,327 --> 00:04:40,917 Locker, locker, locker. 101 00:04:48,628 --> 00:04:51,262 Stand down or meet your doom, Chang. 102 00:04:51,422 --> 00:04:55,183 You're in no position to make threats. Our truce ended when you banished us... 103 00:04:55,343 --> 00:04:58,440 - ...from the pay phone bench. - You used that to upset the balance. 104 00:04:58,596 --> 00:05:01,360 By the vapours of Magmarath, we will restore it. 105 00:05:01,516 --> 00:05:04,101 - You have gods? - Locker boys. 106 00:05:04,268 --> 00:05:06,772 - Earn your M&M's. - Locker. 107 00:05:06,938 --> 00:05:09,785 Troy and Abed intimidation stance. 108 00:05:14,278 --> 00:05:17,126 I guess that actually looked the way it did in my head. 109 00:05:27,041 --> 00:05:28,429 Hi, kids. 110 00:05:28,584 --> 00:05:31,799 I'm criminology professor Buzz Hickey... 111 00:05:31,963 --> 00:05:35,427 ...and this, this is just a little something I threw together. 112 00:05:44,475 --> 00:05:45,567 Jump. 113 00:05:49,730 --> 00:05:52,151 - Centipede, centipede. - Okay. 114 00:05:54,152 --> 00:05:56,620 Pull harder. Pull harder. 115 00:05:56,779 --> 00:05:58,369 Pull harder. 116 00:05:58,531 --> 00:06:00,999 My same-sex celebrity crush is Nathan Fillion. 117 00:06:02,326 --> 00:06:03,833 Nathan Fillion. 118 00:06:04,495 --> 00:06:07,176 Jeff, Annie. Get to Shirley Island. We'll meet you there. 119 00:06:07,331 --> 00:06:08,922 Abed, save yourself. 120 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:12,346 Abed, before Troy dies in lava... 121 00:06:12,503 --> 00:06:14,674 ...you can save yourself emotionally... 122 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:19,181 ...by honestly experiencing the pain of him leaving Greendale. 123 00:06:19,343 --> 00:06:22,309 We can do this in three steps. Britta, jump to that trash can. 124 00:06:22,472 --> 00:06:23,764 Troy, start inchworming. 125 00:06:23,931 --> 00:06:26,316 - Third step? - Third step's survival. Good luck. 126 00:06:26,476 --> 00:06:28,611 Seriously? Troy. 127 00:06:28,769 --> 00:06:30,360 Sorry, Britta, Abed knows best. 128 00:06:30,521 --> 00:06:33,535 I'll remember you as slowing us down and complaining a lot. 129 00:06:33,691 --> 00:06:34,865 Oh, my... No! 130 00:06:42,533 --> 00:06:43,826 They abandoned you? 131 00:06:43,993 --> 00:06:46,461 This game's doing bad things to people. 132 00:06:46,621 --> 00:06:49,338 I'm just in it for the money. My son's getting gay married. 133 00:06:49,499 --> 00:06:52,002 The flowers alone, you have no idea. 134 00:06:52,835 --> 00:06:54,259 I get it. 135 00:06:54,420 --> 00:06:56,057 I lived in New York. 136 00:06:58,925 --> 00:07:00,894 All right, Miss Perry, climb aboard. 137 00:07:01,052 --> 00:07:02,179 It's fake killing time. 138 00:07:17,902 --> 00:07:19,741 Welcome to Shirley Island. 139 00:07:20,863 --> 00:07:22,417 No furniture beyond this point. 140 00:07:22,573 --> 00:07:25,373 Leave weapons at the door and spare doors at the entrance. 141 00:07:28,579 --> 00:07:30,916 Then came the now-now times... 142 00:07:31,082 --> 00:07:35,887 ...when the floors were covered with the burny touch. 143 00:07:39,423 --> 00:07:41,263 - You made it. - Friends. 144 00:07:41,425 --> 00:07:44,474 Welcome to Shirley Island, where all your dreams come true... 145 00:07:44,637 --> 00:07:48,398 ...if you dream of standing on a table and pissing in a jar. Where's Britta? 146 00:07:48,558 --> 00:07:51,441 - She didn't make it. - Oh, that's too bad. 147 00:07:52,937 --> 00:07:54,278 - Poor Britta. - It's okay. 148 00:07:54,438 --> 00:07:56,907 Her sacrifice got us this far, and now we can't lose. 149 00:07:57,066 --> 00:07:58,110 Why not? 150 00:07:58,276 --> 00:08:02,368 Because now we're on Shirley Island, and according to legend, so is The Orb. 151 00:08:03,114 --> 00:08:05,534 I'm sure I have no idea what you're speaking of. 152 00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:08,286 - This is a place of peace. - And profit. 153 00:08:08,452 --> 00:08:10,458 - Come again? - You're not really playing. 154 00:08:10,621 --> 00:08:12,673 You're a merchant, and more power to you. 155 00:08:12,832 --> 00:08:15,418 But don't withhold power from others just to make money. 156 00:08:16,377 --> 00:08:18,631 - We want The Orb. - Abed. 157 00:08:20,298 --> 00:08:23,062 I'm still raw from what happened with Britta back there. 158 00:08:23,217 --> 00:08:25,803 I mean, fun is fun, but I don't want my last day here... 159 00:08:25,970 --> 00:08:28,307 ...to be a day where everyone hates me. 160 00:08:29,182 --> 00:08:30,309 Last day? 161 00:08:30,475 --> 00:08:32,978 Citizens of Shirley Island. 162 00:08:34,228 --> 00:08:35,865 What have you brought to my door? 163 00:08:36,022 --> 00:08:37,778 Stay back. 164 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:41,487 My God, it's Hickey. 165 00:08:41,652 --> 00:08:43,539 And he's got Chair Walkers. 166 00:08:47,283 --> 00:08:49,751 Come out with your feet on the floor... 167 00:08:49,911 --> 00:08:54,336 ...and there will be no need for nudging or jostling. 168 00:08:54,499 --> 00:08:57,179 I did not skip my son's birthday for second place. 169 00:09:04,091 --> 00:09:06,677 I wanna say something to you guys about mental health. 170 00:09:06,844 --> 00:09:08,434 Is that Britta? Is she alive? 171 00:09:08,596 --> 00:09:11,609 - Why did you think she was dead? - We kind of left her. 172 00:09:11,766 --> 00:09:13,688 Left her for dead? 173 00:09:13,851 --> 00:09:16,022 Sounds bad when you put it that way. 174 00:09:16,187 --> 00:09:19,568 You do realise this isn't just a pile of chairs, right? 175 00:09:19,732 --> 00:09:23,955 This is a crib, and you're curled up inside there, sucking your thumb... 176 00:09:24,111 --> 00:09:26,282 ...because you're too scared to say goodbye. 177 00:09:26,447 --> 00:09:28,499 Well, it's time to grow up. 178 00:09:28,658 --> 00:09:31,541 The adults are here, and we're gonna tear down your fort. 179 00:09:31,702 --> 00:09:34,550 Chair Walkers, attack. 180 00:09:48,636 --> 00:09:50,522 My name was Vicki. Tell my story. 181 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:53,016 These are my only pants. I can't get them dirty. 182 00:09:53,182 --> 00:09:54,523 I'm actually British. 183 00:09:54,684 --> 00:09:56,736 - Leonard. Butter them up. - You got it. 184 00:10:08,906 --> 00:10:12,252 Cirque du So Long, you high-stepping acro-bastards. 185 00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:14,545 - Have any rolling chairs? - Behind the curtain. 186 00:10:14,704 --> 00:10:15,747 Abandon fort. 187 00:10:15,913 --> 00:10:18,333 Women and man-children first. 188 00:10:18,499 --> 00:10:20,551 Hey, seat feet. 189 00:10:20,710 --> 00:10:22,929 Chair to dance? 190 00:10:31,387 --> 00:10:32,894 Yes. 191 00:10:35,766 --> 00:10:37,107 Britta, I'm your friend. 192 00:10:37,268 --> 00:10:38,988 I can't hear dead people, Annie. 193 00:10:39,145 --> 00:10:43,617 - I'm in a world of imagination. - Then imagine what the floor looks like. 194 00:10:43,774 --> 00:10:46,954 I don't have to. I'll just imagine where you're about to be. 195 00:10:47,111 --> 00:10:50,705 - The same as imagining the floor. - You just admitted that's where you'll be. 196 00:10:50,865 --> 00:10:53,036 - Knock, knock. - Not gonna say, "Who's there?" 197 00:10:53,201 --> 00:10:56,297 - Someone on the floor is knocking. - You have to say, "Who's there?" 198 00:10:56,454 --> 00:10:57,747 - Floor. - What? 199 00:10:57,914 --> 00:11:00,382 - That's who's there. - Yeah. But it's for you. 200 00:11:06,297 --> 00:11:08,302 Give us The Orb. We can save Shirley Island. 201 00:11:08,466 --> 00:11:12,476 The Orb can't save Shirley Island because Shirley Island is The Orb. 202 00:11:12,637 --> 00:11:16,398 In a cool way like Keyser Soze or a lame way like Jewel of the Nile? 203 00:11:18,434 --> 00:11:21,151 You tell Buzz Hickey that Shirley Bennett said... 204 00:11:21,729 --> 00:11:24,659 Don't wanna waste time. Think of something cool, give me credit. 205 00:11:24,816 --> 00:11:26,821 But the door I'm knocking on is your home... 206 00:11:26,984 --> 00:11:31,160 - ...if I'm the floor, it means you're dead. - If you're the floor, you're already dead. 207 00:11:31,322 --> 00:11:33,292 Just do it right. Knock, knock. 208 00:11:33,449 --> 00:11:34,623 Knock, knock. 209 00:11:41,624 --> 00:11:42,835 Who's there, bitch? 210 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,044 Floor. 211 00:11:44,210 --> 00:11:46,630 Floor! 212 00:11:53,469 --> 00:11:56,518 - Troy and Abed in a bubble - Troy and Abed in a bubble 213 00:12:22,373 --> 00:12:23,714 Hickey, you chicken. 214 00:12:29,505 --> 00:12:31,142 He gutted us. Retreat. 215 00:12:35,011 --> 00:12:36,731 Hello? 216 00:12:37,054 --> 00:12:38,857 Hello? 217 00:12:39,015 --> 00:12:40,568 I'm the only one left. 218 00:12:40,725 --> 00:12:44,237 I won 50,000 bucks. 219 00:12:44,395 --> 00:12:47,693 That's 50,000 lottery tickets. 220 00:12:54,155 --> 00:12:56,409 You can't outrun your emotions. 221 00:13:04,165 --> 00:13:06,929 I had a dream like this, but it was sexual. 222 00:13:07,084 --> 00:13:10,928 I will force you two to grieve properly even if it kills us all. 223 00:13:11,088 --> 00:13:12,844 Go away, Britta. 224 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,441 Sorry about our butts touching. 225 00:13:35,112 --> 00:13:37,283 Go into the vents. They'll never find us there. 226 00:13:37,448 --> 00:13:38,706 I say we take a stand here. 227 00:13:38,866 --> 00:13:41,999 - Someone's gotta win sometime. - Not if we never kill each other. 228 00:13:42,161 --> 00:13:44,297 - Then we can play forever. - Right. Wait. 229 00:13:44,455 --> 00:13:47,385 Abed, the floor can't be lava forever. The game's gotta end. 230 00:13:51,504 --> 00:13:54,802 It's not a game for me. I'm seeing real lava because you're leaving. 231 00:13:54,966 --> 00:13:58,347 It's embarrassing, and I don't wanna be crazy, but I am crazy, so... 232 00:13:58,761 --> 00:14:01,893 I made a game that made you and everyone else see what I see. 233 00:14:06,561 --> 00:14:09,325 I don't want it to be there. I want you to be able to leave. 234 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,066 I don't think the lava goes away until you stop leaving. 235 00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:13,905 So the only way I can help you... 236 00:14:14,068 --> 00:14:17,450 ...is by giving up my chance to be one person? 237 00:14:22,326 --> 00:14:23,999 You guys ready for closure? 238 00:14:24,162 --> 00:14:25,419 Of your caskets? 239 00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:26,671 Guys, stop, okay? 240 00:14:26,831 --> 00:14:28,005 The lava's real to Abed. 241 00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:29,756 - It's not a game to him. - Oh, no. 242 00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:32,847 You know what I think? I think he's used to getting his own way. 243 00:14:33,004 --> 00:14:35,009 I think he's never met me. 244 00:14:41,637 --> 00:14:44,022 Abed. Abed. 245 00:14:48,227 --> 00:14:49,354 Unbelievable. 246 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,866 When this game is over, I'm gonna shove you back. 247 00:14:54,150 --> 00:14:56,535 Abed, give me your other hand. 248 00:14:58,529 --> 00:15:00,866 It's down to us. You or Britta will be the winner. 249 00:15:01,282 --> 00:15:03,287 I'm not leaving, okay? Just... I promise. 250 00:15:03,451 --> 00:15:05,622 The floor's not lava. Just give me your hand. 251 00:15:05,786 --> 00:15:08,420 I don't think the lava's here because you're leaving. 252 00:15:08,581 --> 00:15:11,630 I think it's here because I won't let go. Sorry. 253 00:15:12,126 --> 00:15:13,467 - Bye. - Abed. 254 00:15:13,628 --> 00:15:15,549 Abed. Abed. 255 00:15:15,713 --> 00:15:17,552 Abed! 256 00:15:18,382 --> 00:15:20,553 Abed! Abed! 257 00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:27,562 Abed. 258 00:15:27,725 --> 00:15:29,232 He's fake dead. 259 00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:31,733 Forever. 260 00:15:33,731 --> 00:15:35,404 Shut up. 261 00:15:35,566 --> 00:15:38,070 What? Stop. 262 00:15:42,365 --> 00:15:43,408 He's not really dead. 263 00:15:43,574 --> 00:15:46,042 But he's really playing dead, and he's not gonna stop. 264 00:15:46,202 --> 00:15:47,246 Here. 265 00:15:47,411 --> 00:15:49,167 Congratulations, you win. 266 00:15:50,081 --> 00:15:51,255 You don't get it. 267 00:15:51,707 --> 00:15:53,298 No one gets Abed. 268 00:15:53,459 --> 00:15:54,752 I got him a little. 269 00:15:54,919 --> 00:15:57,006 This is my fault. 270 00:16:00,299 --> 00:16:02,186 I don't deserve to fake live. 271 00:16:02,343 --> 00:16:03,517 Wait. No. 272 00:16:03,678 --> 00:16:05,019 - I can fix him. - How? 273 00:16:05,179 --> 00:16:08,892 I don't know. In real life, I don't know, but I can fake fix him. 274 00:16:09,058 --> 00:16:10,102 SPACE CLONE 275 00:16:10,268 --> 00:16:12,355 - I can clone him. I'll clone him. - Go on. 276 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:15,284 I just need his DNA. 277 00:16:15,439 --> 00:16:17,694 Let's get his DNA. Don't touch the lava. 278 00:16:17,859 --> 00:16:19,365 You might be onto something. 279 00:16:19,527 --> 00:16:23,039 I'm gonna find discarded technology from this once great civilisation... 280 00:16:23,197 --> 00:16:25,285 ...and start a cloning machine. 281 00:16:25,449 --> 00:16:28,796 Okay, I'm placing this cellular regeneration sequencer... 282 00:16:28,953 --> 00:16:30,376 ...on the spot where he died. 283 00:16:30,538 --> 00:16:33,753 - Here, don't forget this. - This is a laser guidance system... 284 00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:37,879 ...that keeps the regeneration sequence from jib-jabbing. 285 00:16:38,045 --> 00:16:39,303 Jib-jabbing? 286 00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:42,311 Initiate regeneration sequence. 287 00:16:57,607 --> 00:17:00,157 - It worked. - We made a perfect clone of Abed. 288 00:17:06,282 --> 00:17:09,295 Actually, Britta's work was sloppy. I'm not an exact replication. 289 00:17:09,452 --> 00:17:13,295 I have Abed's abilities and memories, but I'm missing his wild emotionality. 290 00:17:16,459 --> 00:17:18,962 Although I think I may be able to let Troy go now. 291 00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:22,892 I don't know. 292 00:17:23,174 --> 00:17:25,475 I haven't been completely honest. 293 00:17:25,635 --> 00:17:27,307 I'm really scared to go on my trip. 294 00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:29,525 Well, you don't have to go. 295 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,187 Your clone can. 296 00:17:32,934 --> 00:17:34,405 Right. 297 00:17:57,375 --> 00:18:00,305 BORCHERT HALL 298 00:18:00,461 --> 00:18:01,719 GREENDALE 299 00:18:02,213 --> 00:18:04,052 So you guys are all cloned up too, huh? 300 00:18:04,215 --> 00:18:05,556 - Yeah. - Yeah. 301 00:18:05,716 --> 00:18:07,887 - Believe in cloning. - Well... 302 00:18:08,052 --> 00:18:09,179 CHILDISH TYCOON 303 00:18:09,345 --> 00:18:11,066 Guess that's my ride. 304 00:18:11,222 --> 00:18:13,025 I'm so excited for you. 305 00:18:13,182 --> 00:18:14,736 You're gonna see the world... 306 00:18:14,892 --> 00:18:16,482 ...and experience new cultures. 307 00:18:16,644 --> 00:18:20,571 All culture has been homogenized by 50 years of American imperialism... 308 00:18:20,731 --> 00:18:23,068 ...but at least the candy bar wrappers will... 309 00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:25,871 God, there I go. 310 00:18:26,028 --> 00:18:28,365 Almost Britta'd our goodbye, huh? I'm the worst. 311 00:18:28,531 --> 00:18:31,331 You're the best, and I love you. 312 00:18:33,244 --> 00:18:36,756 - I'm better at sex than Jeff, right? - I've yet to have anyone worse. 313 00:18:40,209 --> 00:18:45,643 All I ever wanted in high school was for Troy Barnes to notice me... 314 00:18:45,798 --> 00:18:47,934 ...and then I ended up living with you. 315 00:18:48,092 --> 00:18:50,062 - I'm pretty lucky. - I'm not. 316 00:18:50,219 --> 00:18:54,728 I had a chance to be your friend in high school, but I was busy trying to be cool. 317 00:18:54,891 --> 00:18:57,524 I missed out on four more years of Annie. 318 00:19:03,357 --> 00:19:05,694 You are the coolest guy I know. 319 00:19:06,068 --> 00:19:07,279 I hope I make you proud. 320 00:19:10,281 --> 00:19:12,915 I've never stepped foot outside of Colorado. 321 00:19:13,075 --> 00:19:16,670 You're becoming much cooler than me by doing this. 322 00:19:19,457 --> 00:19:22,257 - Thanks for looking out for me. - Thank you for putting up... 323 00:19:22,418 --> 00:19:24,886 ...with the boring, old mom in your study group. 324 00:19:25,046 --> 00:19:26,469 You made a furniture fortress. 325 00:19:26,631 --> 00:19:28,802 You're the badass from our study group. 326 00:19:35,473 --> 00:19:36,517 Clone Troy. 327 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,393 Clone Abed. 328 00:19:40,311 --> 00:19:42,815 When I cloned you, I had to patch parts of your DNA... 329 00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:44,736 ...with genes from a homing pigeon. 330 00:19:44,899 --> 00:19:49,158 You may notice side effects, like a compulsion to come back. 331 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,621 Cool. Clone hug? 332 00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:02,000 You're really gonna pilot this thing all on your own? 333 00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:03,839 Pierce's will stated that someone... 334 00:20:04,001 --> 00:20:06,338 ...would be assigned to me to verify I don't cheat. 335 00:20:06,504 --> 00:20:08,509 Captain Barnes. 336 00:20:08,673 --> 00:20:12,350 We should set sail while the wind is still in our favour, don't you think? 337 00:20:12,510 --> 00:20:14,313 Engage. 338 00:20:26,482 --> 00:20:29,531 Troy, I know it's gonna be difficult for you to interact with me... 339 00:20:29,694 --> 00:20:31,366 No, no. That was the original Troy. 340 00:20:31,529 --> 00:20:33,664 I'm his clone. Let's get the lead out, Burton. 341 00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:35,784 Aye, aye, sir. 342 00:20:56,637 --> 00:21:00,481 Starting from landlocked Colorado may not have been the best idea. 343 00:21:00,641 --> 00:21:03,227 Drive to the river then take the river to the ocean. 344 00:21:03,394 --> 00:21:04,735 I never thought I'd see you. 345 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:07,576 I have a couple Star Trek questions, if you don't mind. 346 00:21:07,732 --> 00:21:09,535 No, go ahead. 347 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,574 "What time did you have to get up in the morning? 348 00:21:14,739 --> 00:21:17,420 Every writer write for one character? What's a best boy?" 349 00:21:17,575 --> 00:21:20,754 I saw it in the credits once. "Why don't they call it Planet Trek?" 350 00:21:21,954 --> 00:21:23,876 You never go to a star. 351 00:21:24,499 --> 00:21:26,504 You... Not one episode.