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By the end of WWII President Roosevelt
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had finally succumbed
to the polio
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that afflicted him
his entire life.
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Which brings me to
the Yalta Conference.
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Who can tell me three
key points brought up there?
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Annie.
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The demilitarization
of Germany--
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I'm sorry.
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Annie Kim.
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The demilitarization
of Germany,
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the establishment
of Poland's borders
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and the formation of
the United Nations.
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Side note: The results
of Yalta would later
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set the stage for the Cold War.
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Oh, boy, spoiler alert.
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Somebody just won
a ride in the wheelchair.
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I'm proud of you
for deciding on a major, Britta.
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I'd like to thank the lord
in my prayers about you,
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but you're still dressing
like a streetwalker.
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Yep, I'm getting serious.
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I got a backpack,
I got a new notebook.
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Oh, I got one of
those see-through yellow pens
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so I can do that thing
where you color in the words.
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Highlight?
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Probably the backpack.
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Free the damascus three.
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Oh, thanks.
Oh, whoa.
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I know this girl.
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We used to protest together
all the time
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and now she's locked up
in Syria.
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Oh, that's terrible.
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Yes, it's terrible.
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She's imprisoned
by an oppressive regime
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halfway around the world
and I'm, what?
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In college?
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Where are my values?
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Man, she's got
a Facebook group?
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My first cop flashlight.
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Can't wait to get some brains
on this bad boy.
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Are you safe, ma'am?
Everything okay?
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Is this guy bothering you?
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- Huh? Huh?
- Hey!
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Who the hell
do you think you are?
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The badge says
to serve and protect!
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No, it doesn't.
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"How's my smile?"
Oh, man.
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What the hell am I
in charge of?
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See this garbage can?
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Students coming out
of the library bump into it.
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You can serve and protect them
from a nasty boo-boo.
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What do I do if I see a crime?
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What a security guard does--
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Call a cop.
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Where'd you even get these?
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- Come on, let me keep them.
- No.
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Please?
I swear they're just for sex!
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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ We could be roped up,
tied up, dead in a year ♪
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♪ I can't count the reasons
I should stay ♪
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♪ one by one they all
just fade away ♪
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And this ragtag group
of cut-ups is my study group.
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Gang, this is Annie Kim
from my Poli-Sci class.
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We just figured out we had
the same G.P.A. in high school.
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Well, mine was higher if you
consider my school's ranking.
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Well, it sounds like you had
a lighter course load, so.
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Well, I was in a lot of clubs.
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I founded 17 of them.
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Well, I was actually thinking
about founding a model U.N.
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here at Greendale.
Any interest?
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I'll probably be busy,
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and you probably need to study,
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so see you in class.
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Okay, goodbye.
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Wow, Annie.
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How progressive of you to have
a multicultural evil twin.
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An Asian Annie.
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Obama's America.
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Her name is Annie Kim,
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and she's not evil.
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She's my friend.
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Didn't look like it.
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Yeah, you seemed pretty
competitive with her.
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You be careful, Annie.
They are ruthless.
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What?
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What? Not Asians.
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Women.
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I'm not competing with her.
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I find her adorable.
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She's like a younger me.
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You mean the younger you
that took so much Adderall
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she tried to straighten
the lines on our high school
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football field during a game?
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Ooh, be careful, Annie.
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You don't want this little girl
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to suck you back
to the dark side.
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Hey, guys,
what're you trying to do here?
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This is our Annie.
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That little twerp
is a can of Annie lite.
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She couldn't hold a candle
to the real thing
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in any category of anything.
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Aw, well, I wasn't
fishing for that.
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You're the best, kiddo.
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You know what else
was the best?
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The rainforests.
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Too bad the fascist oligarchies
are raping them
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to make hamburgers.
Look it up.
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Looks like someone woke up
on the regular side of the bed.
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Britta's just having
a rough time
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because her friend's in prison.
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I went to her Facebook page.
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It says she was tear-gassed
and possibly beaten.
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I haven't been tear-gassed
in so long.
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Well, you're on a new path now.
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Oh, goody, a new path.
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Is it lined with credit cards
and flat screen TVs?
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Does it go by an Ikea?
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Maybe I don't want a new path!
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Or any path.
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Maybe my path is a war path
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that leads
to the terrordome, n-words!
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Okay, maybe I went too far.
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Maybe I don't want to offend
my African-American friends,
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but the larger point is,
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maybe I'm not done
raging against the machine.
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Raging against the what?
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That sounds dangerous.
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Don't worry.
She'll be bad at it.
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Keep clear of the can.
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Sir, step around the can.
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Mind the can, student.
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♪ Hello ♪
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♪ is it me you're looking for ♪
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♪ I can see it in your eyes ♪
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You just got yourself
a warning.
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I piss warnings, pig.
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♪ You're all
I ever wanted... ♪
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And that's how we do that.
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Hey!
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I got my eye on you, missy.
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Hi.
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You okay, kiddo?
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Yeah, yeah.
You know what's funny?
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This is so silly.
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Remember little Annie Kim
from Poli-Sci?
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Boy, she just...
took my model U.N. idea
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and just...
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She is quite
the little go-getter.
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Wait, what?
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She stole your idea?
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Sneak attack.
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That's just like--
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Not women, Asians.
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Well, the real important thing
is that there is a model U.N.
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It doesn't really matter
who starts it.
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It just means her name
goes on some charter
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and she gets to put it
on her résumé.
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And lead the Greendale team
to the national model U.N.,
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and meet Kofi Annan, Boutros
Boutros Ghali, and Will.I.Am.
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Boutros Boutros Ghali?
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I'm gonna find
this little brat's off-switch.
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Jeff!
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He's just being protective.
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I'll stop him.
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I am so excited that
we finally have a model U.N.
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here at Greendale.
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I am really, really, really,
really, really, really
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into model U.N.s.
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They used to call me model U.N.
guy back in college.
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Well, that's not--
don't research that.
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The important thing here
is that I am really--
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Pardon me, Professor Cligoris.
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Cligoris?
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Either pronunciation is fine?
Are you here for the model U.N.?
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I'm here to tell you
that the entire idea
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to have a model U.N.
was hers.
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Really? So you're
Clark M. Eichelburger.
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So I've had your photo around my
neck since I was in high school.
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I'm talking about
the Greendale model U.N.
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My Annie gave
this other Annie the idea
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and the diabolical
little b--usybody
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stabbed her in the back.
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It's childish.
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Honestly I'm just happy
there is a model U.N.
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Annie, is this true?
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I recall other Annie
mentioned the concept,
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but she certainly
didn't take the initiative
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to find a faculty advisor.
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I didn't know that all you had
to do was call dibs.
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I'm not calling dibs.
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Because I'm not a petty
competitive child
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that steals ideas.
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I simply refuse to acknowledge
the authority
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of your criminal model U.N.
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So don't recognize it.
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It still exists.
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Oh, then Annie'll just
start her own model U.N.
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Yeah, for grown-ups.
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Well, I still don't
recognize it.
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Well, it exists, baby!
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I'm sorry, I don't understand
your relationship here.
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Is he your father
or your lover?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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There can only be one
model U.N.
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that officially represents
this school
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so let's take our foot
off the crazy pedal
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for just a moment here.
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There's only one rational way
to settle this.
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A head-to-head model U.N.
Battle Royale,
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the rules to which I would have
to spend the evening devising.
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We'll have the competition
tomorrow
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in the cafeteria
at 7:00 P.M.
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May the most United Nations win.
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- Fair enough.
- Totally fair.
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I'll see you in the fair papers,
other Annie.
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Oh, and you were asking
what our relationship is?
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- We're friends.
- Yeah.
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- Good friends.
- Grown-up friends.
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- Yeah.
- So.
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We're friendly.
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So, the key to winning this thing is
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when in doubt,
agree with Annie.
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That's sweet, Jeff.
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But everyone should
just have fun.
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Then again, what's more fun
than winning?
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Pierce.
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I'm offended you would
single me out.
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Did you read up on
your country's info-packet?
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Yes.
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Somalia has 1,900 miles
of coastline,
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a government that
knows its place,
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and all the guns and wives
you can afford to buy.
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Why have I never heard
of this paradise before?
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I studied up on my country.
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Is it okay if
we do accents, sugar?
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Troy, Georgia the country,
not the state.
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That's right.
Capital city Tbilisi,
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and former member
of the Soviet Union.
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And we kindly request y'all
mind your Ps and Qs.
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Welcome to the world's
first ever model U.N.-off.
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You will each be scored
on your U.N.'s ability
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to pass resolutions, follow
procedure, and maintain order.
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The end goal, of course,
total world peace.
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Any questions?
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Does two U.N.s mean
there are two earths?
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Uh, yeah.
Sure, two earths.
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Parallel earths
in different galaxies
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or identical earths
in parallel dimensions?
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The latter one.
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Well, what does that say
about free will?
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Abed! Professor--
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Right, yeah, let's begin.
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Ready, set,
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peace.
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Crisis alert.
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A civil war has broken out
in Ethiopia.
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00:09:30,891 --> 00:09:33,726
Rebel forces have seized
the grain supply,
257
00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,461
creating
a humanitarian disaster.
258
00:09:35,495 --> 00:09:37,196
Okay, cool heads, everyone.
259
00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:40,032
America proposes a U.N.
peacekeeping force of
260
00:09:40,066 --> 00:09:41,066
10,000 troops.
261
00:09:41,101 --> 00:09:42,067
Uruguay agrees.
262
00:09:42,102 --> 00:09:43,369
Ooh, uh, China, too.
263
00:09:43,403 --> 00:09:46,405
Georgia--the country--
is much obliged.
264
00:09:46,439 --> 00:09:48,374
There's gonna be refugees.
Who can take refugees?
265
00:09:48,408 --> 00:09:49,875
The great country of Somalia.
266
00:09:49,910 --> 00:09:51,977
This gem,
this Shangri-La
267
00:09:52,012 --> 00:09:54,413
graciously invites
the Ethiopian refugees
268
00:09:54,447 --> 00:09:57,816
to enjoy safe lodging
and cool ocean breezes
269
00:09:57,851 --> 00:09:59,251
on its sand-swept beaches.
270
00:09:59,286 --> 00:10:00,436
Okay, we're rolling.
271
00:10:00,487 --> 00:10:01,437
Switzerland proposes
a peace summit.
272
00:10:01,488 --> 00:10:02,888
Good idea, Switzerland.
273
00:10:02,923 --> 00:10:04,389
And maybe at the peace summit
we can discuss the possibility
274
00:10:04,407 --> 00:10:05,724
of opening a portal
to Earth II.
275
00:10:05,742 --> 00:10:07,526
Can we put a pin
in that, Switzerland?
276
00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:08,961
Earth II is out there,
can't ignore it forever.
277
00:10:08,995 --> 00:10:11,096
Well, China has money.
Does anybody want some?
278
00:10:11,131 --> 00:10:13,732
Yes! The United States
proposes using China's money
279
00:10:13,767 --> 00:10:15,417
to fund agricultural programs
280
00:10:15,452 --> 00:10:18,604
to support Ethiopia's
sustainable farms.
281
00:10:18,638 --> 00:10:20,839
Which should promote economic
development and security.
282
00:10:20,874 --> 00:10:22,408
All in favor?
283
00:10:22,442 --> 00:10:23,943
It's unanimous.
284
00:10:23,977 --> 00:10:25,177
Good resolving,
blue U.N.
285
00:10:25,211 --> 00:10:26,679
You really covered
all the bases.
286
00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:28,681
We have a unanimous decision
as well.
287
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,816
Then after one round,
we are tied.
288
00:10:30,850 --> 00:10:34,486
Looks like both U.N.s
are experts at fostering unity.
289
00:10:34,521 --> 00:10:35,821
- Crap.
- Damn it.
290
00:10:35,855 --> 00:10:37,022
Crisis alert. Russia...
291
00:10:37,057 --> 00:10:38,791
This is what the United Nations
292
00:10:38,825 --> 00:10:40,109
is doing to your freedom.
293
00:10:40,143 --> 00:10:43,479
I'm your freedom!
And I'm in a cage.
294
00:10:43,530 --> 00:10:45,364
With the world!
295
00:10:45,398 --> 00:10:46,865
Because of them!
296
00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:48,300
I thought I'd find you here.
297
00:10:48,335 --> 00:10:50,769
What are you gonna do,
lock me up?
298
00:10:50,787 --> 00:10:51,837
Just give me a reason.
299
00:10:51,871 --> 00:10:54,490
I'll give you a reason!
300
00:10:55,575 --> 00:10:56,542
Whoa!
301
00:10:58,712 --> 00:11:00,329
That's it,
you're coming with me.
302
00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:02,948
♪ Hello ♪
303
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:06,885
♪ is it me you're looking for ♪
304
00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,253
He's pulling my cage.
305
00:11:08,287 --> 00:11:10,305
I'm being pulled in my cage
for no reason!
306
00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:11,557
Is anybody seeing this?
307
00:11:11,591 --> 00:11:14,059
Is the world seeing this?
Are we facebooking this?
308
00:11:14,094 --> 00:11:16,895
Crisis alert!
A tsunami has hit Vietnam.
309
00:11:16,930 --> 00:11:18,998
Massive--crisis alert,
famine in Ghana--
310
00:11:19,032 --> 00:11:21,800
crisis alert--tuberculosis
outbreak--crisis alert!
311
00:11:21,851 --> 00:11:23,519
Humanitarian aid.
We further resolve--
312
00:11:23,570 --> 00:11:25,037
- Disarmament treaty.
- Crisis alert!
313
00:11:25,071 --> 00:11:26,438
To help women and children
get through famines.
314
00:11:26,472 --> 00:11:27,472
Save the orphans.
315
00:11:27,490 --> 00:11:28,490
Loose nukes--
316
00:11:28,525 --> 00:11:29,808
sinkhole--
North Korea--
317
00:11:29,826 --> 00:11:31,527
the prime minister in exile!
Military coup!
318
00:11:31,578 --> 00:11:34,530
The tropical paradise
of Somalia graciously yields.
319
00:11:34,581 --> 00:11:35,864
- China will pay.
- Gooder than grits.
320
00:11:35,915 --> 00:11:37,249
Switzerland is very concerned
about Earth II.
321
00:11:37,283 --> 00:11:38,316
Uruguay agrees.
322
00:11:38,334 --> 00:11:39,451
Uruguay sounds
like "you're a gay."
323
00:11:39,485 --> 00:11:40,986
Backyard barbecue!
324
00:11:41,021 --> 00:11:42,321
Uruguay kindly requests that
325
00:11:42,355 --> 00:11:44,673
Somalia stop pronouncing it
"you're a gay."
326
00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:46,291
- Hereditary monarchy!
- Resolved.
327
00:11:46,325 --> 00:11:48,260
- Graft and corruption.
- Resolved.
328
00:11:48,294 --> 00:11:49,378
Crisis alert!
329
00:11:49,429 --> 00:11:50,379
Resolved.
330
00:11:50,430 --> 00:11:51,864
Looking good, blue U.N.
331
00:11:51,898 --> 00:11:53,899
Getting very close
to world peace.
332
00:11:53,933 --> 00:11:56,035
That's my girl.
You are kicking ass.
333
00:11:56,069 --> 00:11:57,352
All right, guys,
334
00:11:57,387 --> 00:11:59,772
this is the home stretch.
All we gotta do is focus.
335
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,523
Oh! Damn, Pierce.
336
00:12:01,558 --> 00:12:02,841
Ooh, that wasn't me.
337
00:12:02,876 --> 00:12:04,877
I don't smell anything--
whup, I just got it.
338
00:12:04,911 --> 00:12:06,278
Oh, it's in my mouth.
339
00:12:06,312 --> 00:12:07,563
Guys, come on, focus.
340
00:12:07,614 --> 00:12:09,048
Like adults.
341
00:12:09,082 --> 00:12:10,949
We're gonna lose a point
if we don't get through this.
342
00:12:10,984 --> 00:12:13,052
Get through it?
It's almost a solid.
343
00:12:13,086 --> 00:12:14,686
Crisis alert.
344
00:12:14,721 --> 00:12:16,622
A genocidal dictator
in Laos--
345
00:12:16,656 --> 00:12:18,724
Yeah, yeah, we'll get to that.
346
00:12:18,758 --> 00:12:21,210
Okay, so, looking at Turkey,
what can you do?
347
00:12:21,244 --> 00:12:23,095
So let me get this straight.
348
00:12:23,129 --> 00:12:24,797
You're bringing her in here
349
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:27,299
for "making a mess."
350
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:28,634
I did more than make a mess.
351
00:12:28,668 --> 00:12:30,602
I turned your whole system
inside out.
352
00:12:30,637 --> 00:12:32,271
And I shut her down.
353
00:12:32,305 --> 00:12:33,639
Young lady, you spilled paint
on a globe.
354
00:12:33,673 --> 00:12:35,607
You're as much a criminal
as this idiot is a cop.
355
00:12:35,642 --> 00:12:36,975
None whatsoever.
356
00:12:37,010 --> 00:12:40,412
Okay, but, um, she's going
to do something illegal.
357
00:12:40,447 --> 00:12:41,447
Aren't you?
358
00:12:41,481 --> 00:12:43,615
Is that true?
Do you, Britta Perry,
359
00:12:43,650 --> 00:12:46,485
have any intentions
of breaking any laws ever?
360
00:12:46,519 --> 00:12:47,986
I-I-
361
00:12:48,021 --> 00:12:49,988
Oh, my God.
362
00:12:50,023 --> 00:12:51,990
No, it's not that simple.
363
00:12:52,025 --> 00:12:54,126
I have a life now.
364
00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,561
I have a major and--
365
00:12:55,595 --> 00:12:56,561
Get out please.
366
00:12:56,579 --> 00:12:58,497
I have highlighters.
367
00:12:58,531 --> 00:13:02,901
Get out!
368
00:13:02,936 --> 00:13:05,771
Okay, I know you've got a lot
on your mind right now.
369
00:13:05,805 --> 00:13:08,373
But somebody broke that thing
370
00:13:08,408 --> 00:13:09,975
that comes down
from the parking booth.
371
00:13:10,009 --> 00:13:12,411
You know the thing
that comes down,
372
00:13:12,445 --> 00:13:15,280
keeps the...cars
from coming in.
373
00:13:15,315 --> 00:13:17,783
The thing. It's like a gate,
but it's just a stick.
374
00:13:17,817 --> 00:13:20,085
Comes down, from a hinge.
375
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,720
Keeps the cars out.
376
00:13:21,754 --> 00:13:24,022
Goes up and down 90 degrees.
377
00:13:24,057 --> 00:13:25,657
The arm?
378
00:13:28,194 --> 00:13:31,263
Ooh, point goes to red team.
379
00:13:31,297 --> 00:13:32,531
How is this still happening?
380
00:13:32,565 --> 00:13:34,933
I can't remember what
regular air smells like.
381
00:13:34,968 --> 00:13:37,369
Do something or
we're gonna lose.
382
00:13:37,403 --> 00:13:41,507
Guys, this is important
to Annie.
383
00:13:41,541 --> 00:13:43,675
So whoever actually died
a few months ago, 'fess up
384
00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:44,877
so we can put a stake
through your heart.
385
00:13:46,045 --> 00:13:47,012
Jeff!
386
00:13:47,046 --> 00:13:48,113
Annie, I think
the real lesson here is
387
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,648
that a model U.N.,
much like the real U.N.,
388
00:13:49,682 --> 00:13:51,633
quickly falls apart
when faced with actual--
389
00:13:51,668 --> 00:13:54,987
Noooooo!
390
00:13:55,021 --> 00:13:59,892
I think the lesson here
is that I need to win this!
391
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,177
I want to win!
392
00:14:02,228 --> 00:14:03,345
And you!
393
00:14:03,396 --> 00:14:07,816
You suck!
You're a stupid, ugly poopface!
394
00:14:07,851 --> 00:14:10,335
I'm better than you!
395
00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:11,803
Annie, stop.
396
00:14:11,821 --> 00:14:13,305
You're acting
like a little schoolgirl
397
00:14:13,339 --> 00:14:14,573
and not in a hot way.
398
00:14:23,349 --> 00:14:25,367
Okay.
399
00:14:25,418 --> 00:14:27,419
Uh, that made me sound creepy.
400
00:14:27,453 --> 00:14:29,538
But--but here's the thing.
401
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,684
Don't look at me.
402
00:14:45,054 --> 00:14:48,218
If embarrassment were
bountiful zinc deposits,
403
00:14:48,252 --> 00:14:49,469
I'd be Zambia.
404
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:53,356
There's nothing
to be Zambia about, Annie.
405
00:14:53,391 --> 00:14:55,241
This is all my fault.
406
00:14:55,276 --> 00:14:57,260
I pushed you into competing
with other Annie.
407
00:14:57,278 --> 00:14:58,461
Are you kidding me?
408
00:14:58,496 --> 00:15:00,930
I practically ran to you
with that flier.
409
00:15:00,965 --> 00:15:02,866
I wanted to destroy her.
410
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,334
All because I can't handle
the thought
411
00:15:04,368 --> 00:15:06,319
of anyone getting
more gold stars than me.
412
00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:08,438
I'm such a child.
413
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,774
You're not.
414
00:15:10,808 --> 00:15:13,276
Listen, when you really
hate someone
415
00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:15,211
the way you hate Annie Kim,
416
00:15:15,246 --> 00:15:18,882
or when you feel
the way I feel about you,
417
00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:23,169
the easy loophole through
the creepiness and danger
418
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:24,504
is to treat them like a child.
419
00:15:24,555 --> 00:15:26,673
"A chip off the old block,
you're the best, kiddo."
420
00:15:26,724 --> 00:15:28,091
It's a crutch.
421
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:31,678
It's a way for me to tell you
how important you are
422
00:15:31,729 --> 00:15:33,563
from a distance.
423
00:15:33,597 --> 00:15:36,366
But now you're becoming this...
424
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,868
mature, self-possessed,
intelligent young woman,
425
00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:40,737
and I can't keep
patting you on the head
426
00:15:40,771 --> 00:15:41,804
or talking down to you.
427
00:15:41,822 --> 00:15:44,407
But I like how close we are.
428
00:15:44,442 --> 00:15:47,010
I don't want to grow up if
it means losing what we have.
429
00:15:47,044 --> 00:15:48,445
Well, tough, Annie.
430
00:15:48,479 --> 00:15:51,414
You have to grow up because the
world needs more women like you.
431
00:15:51,449 --> 00:15:54,684
Can't keep doing
this forever, kiddo.
432
00:15:54,718 --> 00:15:57,854
Can't we?
433
00:16:02,693 --> 00:16:03,843
- Nope. I can't, no.
- Nope, that's gross.
434
00:16:03,878 --> 00:16:06,546
That feels gross.
435
00:16:06,597 --> 00:16:08,932
Well, I better go
check on the group.
436
00:16:08,966 --> 00:16:10,183
If they haven't left already.
437
00:16:10,217 --> 00:16:11,234
I'll follow you.
438
00:16:11,268 --> 00:16:13,019
From a respectable distance.
439
00:16:17,274 --> 00:16:18,975
Guys?
440
00:16:19,009 --> 00:16:21,010
I'm sorry I put you
through that.
441
00:16:21,045 --> 00:16:22,579
And I know it doesn't make up
for what happened,
442
00:16:22,613 --> 00:16:25,782
but would it help if I said
443
00:16:25,816 --> 00:16:27,917
I farted?
444
00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:30,019
Annie, no.
445
00:16:30,054 --> 00:16:32,155
I can't let you fall
on that sword because...
446
00:16:32,189 --> 00:16:33,790
I farted.
447
00:16:33,824 --> 00:16:35,208
No, I farted.
448
00:16:35,242 --> 00:16:36,626
I farted.
449
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,228
Guys, I wasn't doing
the Spartacus thing.
450
00:16:38,262 --> 00:16:39,229
I farted.
451
00:16:39,263 --> 00:16:40,230
No, seriously, I--
452
00:16:40,264 --> 00:16:41,264
We all farted.
453
00:16:41,298 --> 00:16:44,434
Oh, you guys!
454
00:16:44,468 --> 00:16:45,969
- Annie...
- I'm farting now.
455
00:16:46,003 --> 00:16:47,370
Wait, why are you still here?
456
00:16:47,388 --> 00:16:49,472
Abed may have figured out
a way we can still win.
457
00:16:49,507 --> 00:16:50,640
Really? How?
458
00:16:50,674 --> 00:16:52,058
It's simple, really.
First we...
459
00:16:55,262 --> 00:16:56,262
Abed, what did I tell you?
460
00:16:56,313 --> 00:16:57,280
You can't just mumble nonsense.
461
00:16:57,314 --> 00:16:58,448
No one's cutting away.
462
00:16:58,482 --> 00:17:00,717
Okay, fine,
here's my actual plan.
463
00:17:18,869 --> 00:17:19,836
What is that?
464
00:17:19,870 --> 00:17:21,204
It's from Britta.
465
00:17:21,238 --> 00:17:24,740
She's promising to disrupt
the model...U.N.
466
00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:27,143
She says she's gonna cause
a disruption that,
467
00:17:27,177 --> 00:17:29,679
while not completely illegal,
should be a real concern
468
00:17:29,713 --> 00:17:32,282
to campus...Security!
469
00:17:32,316 --> 00:17:34,133
Oh, no.
470
00:17:34,184 --> 00:17:37,287
Maybe we should call
the real cops.
471
00:17:37,321 --> 00:17:38,888
You know, back in the '80s,
472
00:17:38,923 --> 00:17:41,057
I had this real
piece of work protestor,
473
00:17:41,091 --> 00:17:42,659
used to always give me trouble.
474
00:17:42,693 --> 00:17:44,661
You know what happened to her?
475
00:17:44,695 --> 00:17:47,263
She incited a riot
at the W.T.O.
476
00:17:47,298 --> 00:17:50,533
Got choked
until she passed out.
477
00:17:50,568 --> 00:17:55,271
By some real cop
with a real billyclub.
478
00:17:57,908 --> 00:18:01,945
Sometimes I wonder, you know?
479
00:18:01,979 --> 00:18:04,113
Well, what are you waiting for?
480
00:18:04,148 --> 00:18:08,151
Go show that hippie
how the world really works.
481
00:18:10,287 --> 00:18:14,490
Aren't you
forgetting something?
482
00:18:14,525 --> 00:18:16,960
All in favor?
483
00:18:16,994 --> 00:18:18,194
Aye?
484
00:18:18,228 --> 00:18:20,680
Could you morons say aye
any slower? Come on.
485
00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:35,144
- Greetings, people of Earth II.
- What is this?
486
00:18:35,179 --> 00:18:37,547
We represent
the United Nations from Earth I.
487
00:18:37,581 --> 00:18:40,483
Using our Switzerland's
hadron collider
488
00:18:40,517 --> 00:18:41,951
and resources from
every nation,
489
00:18:41,986 --> 00:18:43,786
the people of our planet
have constructed
490
00:18:43,821 --> 00:18:45,722
a trans-dimensional
gateway here.
491
00:18:45,756 --> 00:18:47,040
They can't do this.
492
00:18:47,091 --> 00:18:48,891
The science works out.
493
00:18:48,926 --> 00:18:50,126
Yes.
494
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,362
We come to you with an offer.
495
00:18:52,396 --> 00:18:54,364
We he achieved world peace,
tying our score with yours.
496
00:18:54,398 --> 00:18:56,165
But we are willing
to concede our victory
497
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,468
if you agree conceding yours,
498
00:18:58,502 --> 00:19:02,538
forming one gigantic
United United Nations.
499
00:19:02,573 --> 00:19:03,606
We did it.
500
00:19:03,641 --> 00:19:04,907
You're a fool.
501
00:19:04,942 --> 00:19:07,910
Your ultimatum is itself
a technical act of aggression.
502
00:19:07,945 --> 00:19:10,880
If we simply refuse
to recognize your authority,
503
00:19:10,914 --> 00:19:14,083
we still remain ahead
and you lose.
504
00:19:14,118 --> 00:19:15,585
But you win a simple game.
505
00:19:15,619 --> 00:19:18,721
The larger symbolic victory
will be ours.
506
00:19:18,756 --> 00:19:20,890
Oh la la.
507
00:19:20,924 --> 00:19:21,991
We refuse.
508
00:19:22,026 --> 00:19:23,793
I'll take the real victory.
509
00:19:23,827 --> 00:19:28,264
A logical, effective,
common sense move, Annie Kim.
510
00:19:28,298 --> 00:19:30,767
One which flies in the very face
of the United Nations itself,
511
00:19:30,801 --> 00:19:34,137
a fundamentally symbolic
organization
512
00:19:34,171 --> 00:19:36,606
founded on the principles
of high-minded rhetoric
513
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:37,607
and empty gestures.
514
00:19:37,641 --> 00:19:39,776
Blue U.N. wins.
515
00:19:48,819 --> 00:19:49,819
What the hell are you doing?
516
00:19:49,853 --> 00:19:50,987
Nothing.
517
00:19:51,021 --> 00:19:54,557
And you can't do anything
to stop me.
518
00:19:54,575 --> 00:19:57,610
Did someone say
"can't do anything"?
519
00:20:02,332 --> 00:20:06,002
♪ Hello ♪
520
00:20:06,036 --> 00:20:09,739
♪ is it me you're looking for ♪
521
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:13,910
♪ I can see it in your eyes ♪
522
00:20:13,944 --> 00:20:17,914
♪ I can see it in your smile ♪
523
00:20:17,948 --> 00:20:19,649
♪ you're all I've ever wanted ♪
524
00:20:21,135 --> 00:20:25,938
♪ And my arms are open wide ♪
525
00:20:25,973 --> 00:20:29,258
♪ 'cause you know
just what to say ♪
526
00:20:29,293 --> 00:20:31,027
♪ and you know
just what to do ♪
527
00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:34,030
Oh, that's--
that's nice. No?
528
00:20:34,064 --> 00:20:35,765
♪ And I want to tell you
so much ♪
529
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:38,100
I knew you'd come.
530
00:20:38,118 --> 00:20:40,953
You're so busted.
531
00:20:40,988 --> 00:20:43,782
♪ I love you ♪
532
00:20:49,253 --> 00:20:51,254
Yes.
533
00:21:03,770 --> 00:21:06,218
I told you to stop playing
Operation on me!
534
00:21:06,338 --> 00:21:08,358
I'm not your damn board game!
535
00:21:10,141 --> 00:21:12,859
At least you didn't get
my spare ribs.
536
00:21:12,910 --> 00:21:22,524
Sync & corrected by honeybunny
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