1 00:00:01,964 --> 00:00:06,964 Community S04E06 Advanced Documentary Filmmaking 2 00:00:07,015 --> 00:00:09,216 (Dramatic music) 3 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:21,099 My name is Kevin, or so they tell me. 4 00:00:21,431 --> 00:00:24,304 Actually, they told me my birth name is Benjamin Chang, 5 00:00:24,349 --> 00:00:28,069 but I can't remember anything before six months ago. 6 00:00:28,096 --> 00:00:29,930 But by using a special, shiny glass 7 00:00:29,941 --> 00:00:31,694 called a mirror, 8 00:00:31,736 --> 00:00:34,172 I've estimated that I'm 15 years old, 9 00:00:34,213 --> 00:00:36,337 although I have no way of knowing. 10 00:00:36,916 --> 00:00:39,958 Changnesia is a fascinating and extremely rare disease 11 00:00:39,983 --> 00:00:42,025 on the forefront of the psychological landscape. 12 00:00:42,427 --> 00:00:44,636 Dr. Kedan: Compared with your garden variety amnesia, 13 00:00:44,674 --> 00:00:47,761 Changnesia is immeasurably more complex. 14 00:00:49,247 --> 00:00:51,712 Its varied and seemingly random symptoms, 15 00:00:52,041 --> 00:00:55,369 its resistance to both traditional and new age medicine, 16 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,473 why Changnesia affects the memory 17 00:00:57,537 --> 00:00:59,704 but not the ability to make forced puns... 18 00:00:59,767 --> 00:01:02,787 These are all things we can study now that someone finally has it. 19 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:05,899 I first met Chang when I hired him as a Spanish teacher at Greendale. 20 00:01:06,214 --> 00:01:08,977 Then he became a disgraced student, 21 00:01:08,999 --> 00:01:10,867 psychopathic music major, 22 00:01:10,879 --> 00:01:13,445 homeless vent dweller, security guard, keytarist, 23 00:01:13,459 --> 00:01:15,886 power hungry warlord, and now, Kevin. 24 00:01:16,175 --> 00:01:17,500 It's sad to see him like this. 25 00:01:17,562 --> 00:01:18,693 Well, it's mixed. 26 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:20,187 He was pretty terrible before. 27 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:23,096 I'm developing a theory which some find controversial. 28 00:01:23,132 --> 00:01:25,315 Perhaps Chang actually used to be Kevin, 29 00:01:25,334 --> 00:01:27,207 went crazy, and became Chang. 30 00:01:27,236 --> 00:01:28,468 And then, at some point, 31 00:01:28,487 --> 00:01:30,809 Chang hit his head, went un-crazy, 32 00:01:30,834 --> 00:01:34,194 thereby reverting back to regular old Kevin again. 33 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,162 Dr. Kedan: That makes no sense. 34 00:01:36,433 --> 00:01:37,788 Science tells us 35 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:40,016 hitting his head would only cure him 36 00:01:40,034 --> 00:01:42,139 if hitting his head was the original cause. 37 00:01:42,497 --> 00:01:44,109 Told you it was controversial. 38 00:01:44,135 --> 00:01:46,315 Here at Greendale, we accept all students, 39 00:01:46,327 --> 00:01:49,025 whoever they may be or have forgotten they were. 40 00:01:49,050 --> 00:01:50,849 But assisting in Kevin's recovery 41 00:01:50,863 --> 00:01:53,067 has put a financial strain on the school. 42 00:01:53,085 --> 00:01:54,773 That's why we are appealing 43 00:01:54,779 --> 00:01:58,301 to the Macguffin Neurological Institute for this $40,000 Grant, 44 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:01,733 so we can continue to fight this terrible disease 45 00:02:01,745 --> 00:02:05,121 and hopefully, one day, pay for this documentary. 46 00:02:06,063 --> 00:02:08,000 How was that, Abed? That's too beggy? 47 00:02:08,019 --> 00:02:09,034 Abed: No, that was great. 48 00:02:09,063 --> 00:02:11,466 But I could use a new camera, with a smoother zoom. 49 00:02:11,485 --> 00:02:14,177 Oh, okay. Well, just be sure to get my good side, okay? 50 00:02:14,207 --> 00:02:16,033 This documentary needs to be convincing. 51 00:02:16,057 --> 00:02:19,597 This needs to be the hoop dreams of things people care about. 52 00:02:19,718 --> 00:02:21,371 We rolling? 53 00:02:22,702 --> 00:02:24,267 The dean wants a propaganda film, 54 00:02:24,286 --> 00:02:26,987 but I intend to explore all sides of this serious issue, 55 00:02:27,005 --> 00:02:29,311 including those who don't think it's a serious issue. 56 00:02:29,881 --> 00:02:31,825 - Hey, Jeff. - What are you doing? 57 00:02:31,939 --> 00:02:33,444 Making a documentary on Changnesia. 58 00:02:33,469 --> 00:02:35,822 - You gotta be fucking kidding me. - Abed: Got it. Beautiful. 59 00:02:35,838 --> 00:02:37,784 All right, let's get one more for safety. 60 00:02:37,890 --> 00:02:39,993 Jeff, back to one. Jeff? 61 00:02:40,830 --> 00:02:44,026 ♪ Give me some rope tie me to dream 62 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:47,208 ♪ give me the hope to run out of steam 63 00:02:47,264 --> 00:02:50,620 ♪ somebody said it can be here 64 00:02:50,706 --> 00:02:54,773 ♪ we could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year 65 00:02:54,798 --> 00:02:59,555 ♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay 66 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:03,846 ♪ one by one they all just fade away ♪ 67 00:03:03,887 --> 00:03:06,398 Sync and corrections by Norther www.addic7ed.com 68 00:03:06,972 --> 00:03:09,541 I'm telling you, we should have sprung for the name brand glitter. 69 00:03:09,554 --> 00:03:12,393 Look, cheap glitter, expensive glitter. 70 00:03:12,405 --> 00:03:13,760 Money talks, people. 71 00:03:13,784 --> 00:03:14,977 Guys, did you hear? 72 00:03:15,033 --> 00:03:17,928 The history of ice cream class had another heart attack. 73 00:03:17,966 --> 00:03:19,694 Three more, and we're all in. 74 00:03:19,712 --> 00:03:20,845 Yes. 75 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:23,035 What's the Macguffin Institute? 76 00:03:24,623 --> 00:03:26,002 Pierce: Fine. I'll tell him. 77 00:03:26,057 --> 00:03:29,732 But one day, you'll all be old and slow and lose at things, 78 00:03:29,738 --> 00:03:31,196 and when that day comes, 79 00:03:31,215 --> 00:03:33,688 I won't remember what I'm doing now. 80 00:03:34,032 --> 00:03:36,274 Lord, the Macguffin institute is coming to Greendale on Friday 81 00:03:36,292 --> 00:03:39,685 because they might give the school money to study Changnesia. 82 00:03:39,788 --> 00:03:42,599 Changnesia isn't a disease. It's a con. 83 00:03:42,617 --> 00:03:44,629 You're seriously helping this lunatic? 84 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:46,476 He kept the dean in a dungeon. 85 00:03:46,503 --> 00:03:49,424 He tried to kill us. He ate his twin in utero. 86 00:03:49,443 --> 00:03:51,561 That was Chang. This is Kevin. 87 00:03:51,579 --> 00:03:52,811 They're the same idiot. 88 00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:55,541 How would you know? Have you ever even spent any time with him, Jeff? 89 00:03:55,577 --> 00:03:59,070 I was reluctant to accept Kevin at first, too, but... 90 00:03:59,341 --> 00:04:01,283 he's just so sweet. 91 00:04:01,563 --> 00:04:03,442 The world is brand new to him. 92 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:05,090 He approaches everything with the wonderment 93 00:04:05,115 --> 00:04:07,375 of a small child or a cartoon alien. 94 00:04:07,394 --> 00:04:08,357 Whoa. 95 00:04:08,584 --> 00:04:10,534 This makes things smaller. 96 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:12,521 No, no... Bigger. 97 00:04:12,535 --> 00:04:14,532 Oh, bigger. 98 00:04:14,548 --> 00:04:17,971 Well, enjoy your collective delusion. I'm going to go get a sandwich, 99 00:04:17,986 --> 00:04:20,675 which, unlike Changnesia, is real. 100 00:04:20,736 --> 00:04:22,347 Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 101 00:04:22,384 --> 00:04:24,082 We want to know how you feel about the Macguffin people visiting. 102 00:04:24,107 --> 00:04:24,890 I need it on camera. 103 00:04:24,908 --> 00:04:26,113 - It's stupid. - What's stupid? 104 00:04:26,137 --> 00:04:27,796 - The whole thing. - Okay, put it together for me. 105 00:04:27,814 --> 00:04:30,642 "The whole thing is stupid." All right, thanks, buddy. I'll cut it together. 106 00:04:30,674 --> 00:04:32,984 (People talking indistinctly) 107 00:04:32,996 --> 00:04:34,009 - Shirley. - Hmm? 108 00:04:34,037 --> 00:04:36,050 You don't seriously think Chang is Kevin, do you? 109 00:04:36,081 --> 00:04:38,708 No, I believe the good lord made Chang Chang. Kevin is a choice. 110 00:04:38,763 --> 00:04:40,600 Thank you. I'm seriously worried about the rest of the group. 111 00:04:40,624 --> 00:04:42,663 Not only have they drunk the Kevin kool-aid, 112 00:04:42,678 --> 00:04:45,802 they're in the study room right now, making banners, debating glitter... 113 00:04:45,821 --> 00:04:47,844 Well, I'd love to keep talking about this, but I gotta get to work. 114 00:04:47,859 --> 00:04:50,254 No, Shirley, you've got to help me stop this. 115 00:04:50,272 --> 00:04:52,034 You're the only sane person left. 116 00:04:52,174 --> 00:04:55,551 Welcome to Shirley's sandwiches, where the food is Kevin-ly. 117 00:04:55,901 --> 00:04:57,233 - You hired Chang? - Hmm? 118 00:04:57,259 --> 00:04:58,685 The customers love Kevin. 119 00:04:58,848 --> 00:05:00,410 I think it's because he's a good listener. 120 00:05:00,428 --> 00:05:03,142 Most words are new to him, so it's all still fascinating. 121 00:05:03,183 --> 00:05:05,083 I'm Kevin. And you are? 122 00:05:05,102 --> 00:05:06,655 Not calling you Kevin. 123 00:05:06,682 --> 00:05:08,814 Hi, not calling you Kevin. 124 00:05:09,270 --> 00:05:11,004 What are you having? 125 00:05:11,134 --> 00:05:12,865 - None of this. - Okay. 126 00:05:12,933 --> 00:05:14,227 Uh, listen. 127 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:16,961 I don't care what he calls himself, he's a hard worker. 128 00:05:16,986 --> 00:05:20,325 We're all broken people, Jeffrey, we all deserve a second chance. 129 00:05:20,352 --> 00:05:22,224 Like how I gave Andre a second chance. 130 00:05:22,246 --> 00:05:23,808 It doesn't mean I forgot. I just forgave. 131 00:05:23,827 --> 00:05:26,710 Chang didn't sleep with a stripper. He tried to kill us. 132 00:05:26,758 --> 00:05:28,386 Why does everyone keep forgetting about that? 133 00:05:28,405 --> 00:05:31,437 But he didn't. And you used to be a sleazy lawyer. 134 00:05:31,463 --> 00:05:34,138 What if Greendale never gave you a second chance? 135 00:05:35,246 --> 00:05:37,392 Jeff: What Shirley said really made me think. 136 00:05:37,455 --> 00:05:39,926 I mean, all my friends believe this guy. 137 00:05:40,224 --> 00:05:42,599 What does it say about me that I don't? 138 00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:43,449 (Knocking at door) 139 00:05:43,487 --> 00:05:45,053 Hmm? Yes? 140 00:05:45,817 --> 00:05:48,299 Ugh, and cue wet blanket Winger 141 00:05:48,324 --> 00:05:50,183 to tell us that we're all wasting our time. 142 00:05:50,195 --> 00:05:51,809 Actually, no. 143 00:05:51,931 --> 00:05:54,331 I had a really good conversation with Shirley, 144 00:05:54,359 --> 00:05:56,545 and I realized I've been acting like a jerk. 145 00:05:56,661 --> 00:05:57,780 If it's not too late, 146 00:05:57,822 --> 00:05:59,750 I'd love to help out in any way I can. 147 00:05:59,862 --> 00:06:01,264 Jeffrey, that's amazing. 148 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:02,226 I knew you'd come around. 149 00:06:02,245 --> 00:06:04,033 All right, Abed, get us in panning singles. 150 00:06:04,050 --> 00:06:06,126 And can you say "powwow" instead of "conversation"? 151 00:06:06,152 --> 00:06:07,227 It just sounds more you. 152 00:06:07,246 --> 00:06:09,735 All right, action. Okay, you going to make an entrance? Great. 153 00:06:10,285 --> 00:06:11,678 What does it say? 154 00:06:12,084 --> 00:06:15,313 It says I have gullible friends who will believe anybody, 155 00:06:15,338 --> 00:06:18,217 and I need to make that anybody me. 156 00:06:18,236 --> 00:06:20,985 By exposing Chang in front of the whole school. 157 00:06:21,210 --> 00:06:23,064 Abed: Wow. Much like the classic documentary 158 00:06:23,076 --> 00:06:24,138 Capturing the Friedmans, 159 00:06:24,159 --> 00:06:26,526 my story just took a completely unexpected turn. 160 00:06:26,546 --> 00:06:29,659 Jeff, if you want this done right, I'm going to need a steadicam for Garrett. 161 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,360 That's showbiz. 162 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:32,758 (Shouts) 163 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:34,283 (Crashes) 164 00:06:34,529 --> 00:06:37,029 Annie: We were all pretty happy when Jeff came around. 165 00:06:37,053 --> 00:06:39,523 He became really gung-ho about Abed's documentary, 166 00:06:39,541 --> 00:06:40,611 and had a lot of great ideas 167 00:06:40,642 --> 00:06:42,372 about how to impress the Macguffin people. 168 00:06:42,406 --> 00:06:44,238 And that's why Pierce 169 00:06:44,329 --> 00:06:46,295 should host the reception. 170 00:06:46,316 --> 00:06:47,590 He speaks their language. 171 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,882 Finally, somebody's making some sense. 172 00:06:50,016 --> 00:06:52,348 I've got a blackface senor Wences bit 173 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:54,093 I've been workshopping. 174 00:06:54,111 --> 00:06:54,967 Perfect. 175 00:06:54,974 --> 00:06:56,378 Annie, we need to find out 176 00:06:56,391 --> 00:06:58,662 what happened to Kevin before he showed up at Greendale. 177 00:06:58,681 --> 00:07:02,201 What hellish experiences did he overcome during those missing months? 178 00:07:02,232 --> 00:07:05,445 Do you think you can use your forensic knowhow to do some investigating? 179 00:07:05,470 --> 00:07:07,971 Investigating? Obvi. 180 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:08,956 Can I help? 181 00:07:09,107 --> 00:07:10,905 If you're willing to learn, sure, partner. 182 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:13,094 "Partner." I like that. 183 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,467 I'm going to call you "Houlihan." 184 00:07:14,485 --> 00:07:16,480 "Partner" and "Houlihan." 185 00:07:17,211 --> 00:07:17,994 Jeff: Okay. 186 00:07:18,013 --> 00:07:20,789 The postman found Kevin here. 187 00:07:20,824 --> 00:07:23,570 He said he was soaking wet and smelled like fish. 188 00:07:23,661 --> 00:07:24,817 I know it's not a lot to go on... 189 00:07:24,830 --> 00:07:26,813 Um, it's almost too much to go on. 190 00:07:26,841 --> 00:07:30,266 Look, Sullivan's trout farm is just 1/4 mile away. 191 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:31,876 Who do you think you're dealing with, Winger? 192 00:07:31,897 --> 00:07:33,613 I don't know, Houlihan. Seems sort of thin. 193 00:07:33,631 --> 00:07:37,062 In an investigation, one dude always has to go opposite the other dude. 194 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:38,675 That's how they get things done. 195 00:07:38,695 --> 00:07:39,977 Well, you guys can work it out. 196 00:07:39,994 --> 00:07:42,876 - Yeah, we will. - No, we won't. 197 00:07:43,572 --> 00:07:45,438 - Britta, Shirley... - Shirley: Oh, that's me. 198 00:07:45,462 --> 00:07:46,930 I want you to take this camera 199 00:07:46,949 --> 00:07:48,996 and follow Chang around for his day-to-day. 200 00:07:49,009 --> 00:07:51,838 Really get into the life of a functioning Changnesiac. 201 00:07:51,869 --> 00:07:55,188 I want you to go inside his home, work, pod. 202 00:07:55,219 --> 00:07:56,344 Just get everything. 203 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:58,382 Ooh, that's great advertising for my growing business. 204 00:07:58,397 --> 00:08:01,255 Okay, I'll do it. And with my photography skills... 205 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:03,293 Jeff, thank you. 206 00:08:03,491 --> 00:08:05,280 When the dean told me you were going to help me, 207 00:08:05,303 --> 00:08:06,434 I couldn't believe it. 208 00:08:06,450 --> 00:08:08,594 A cool, smart lawyer like yourself 209 00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:11,001 reaching out to a little nobody like me? 210 00:08:11,076 --> 00:08:13,289 I never told you I was a lawyer. 211 00:08:14,655 --> 00:08:15,981 No, you didn't. 212 00:08:16,014 --> 00:08:17,280 Shirley said it, remember? 213 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:18,343 You said, "You hired Chang?" 214 00:08:18,355 --> 00:08:20,046 And I said, "I'm Kevin, and you are?" 215 00:08:20,055 --> 00:08:21,124 And you said, "Not calling you Kevin," 216 00:08:21,143 --> 00:08:22,914 and I said, "Hi, not calling you Kevin. What are you having?" 217 00:08:22,926 --> 00:08:24,120 And you said, "None of this." 218 00:08:24,158 --> 00:08:26,153 And then Shirley said, "I don't care what he calls himself. 219 00:08:26,165 --> 00:08:27,185 "He's a hard worker. 220 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:29,281 "We're all broken people, and we all deserve a second chance. 221 00:08:29,293 --> 00:08:31,139 "Like how I gave Andre a second chance. 222 00:08:31,153 --> 00:08:32,936 "Doesn't mean I forgot. I just forgave." 223 00:08:32,955 --> 00:08:34,960 And you said, "Chang didn't sleep with a stripper. 224 00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:35,879 "He tried to kill us. 225 00:08:35,897 --> 00:08:37,764 "Why does everyone keep forgetting all that?" 226 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:39,772 And then Shirley said, "But he didn't. 227 00:08:39,792 --> 00:08:41,841 "And you used to be a sleazy lawyer." 228 00:08:41,978 --> 00:08:42,991 Her words. 229 00:08:43,281 --> 00:08:45,562 Wow. That's quite a memory you have. 230 00:08:45,574 --> 00:08:47,911 Well, my short term memory has actually improved. 231 00:08:47,923 --> 00:08:50,601 My doctor calls it a, um... 232 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:53,840 side effect. 233 00:08:53,981 --> 00:08:54,738 Jeff: Oh. 234 00:08:54,757 --> 00:08:56,418 Well played, Chang. 235 00:08:56,519 --> 00:08:58,375 The chess match has begun. 236 00:08:58,393 --> 00:08:59,193 What... 237 00:08:59,224 --> 00:09:00,700 I'm Chinese? 238 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:03,151 Do you want to get some footage while we're waiting for Kevin? 239 00:09:03,169 --> 00:09:05,735 Shirley: Maybe we could take some shots of my delicious bread baking, 240 00:09:05,747 --> 00:09:07,189 or the affordable prices 241 00:09:07,207 --> 00:09:10,218 on our new Shirley's sandwiches super saver menu. 242 00:09:10,230 --> 00:09:13,661 Or we could get to know the Shirley behind the sandwiches. 243 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:15,427 - Here, give me that camera. - Oh. Okay. 244 00:09:15,449 --> 00:09:17,582 Be careful, now. It's Abed's camera. 245 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:18,628 - All right. - Watch it. 246 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:22,775 Britta: Oh, where is the stop button on this? 247 00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:24,373 Oh, here it is. Okay. 248 00:09:24,404 --> 00:09:25,821 - You want to hear my pitch? - Mmm-hmm. 249 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:28,081 A strong, independent woman, 250 00:09:28,115 --> 00:09:29,613 starting her own business. 251 00:09:29,626 --> 00:09:32,326 An "entrepreneu-her," if you will. 252 00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:33,815 Or maybe a businesswoman? 253 00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:36,152 Okay, fine. Think inside the box. 254 00:09:36,167 --> 00:09:38,212 All right. Are you ready? 255 00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:40,330 - Mmm-hmm. - Action. 256 00:09:41,625 --> 00:09:43,783 - (Whimpering) - Cut. Oh! Beautiful. 257 00:09:43,814 --> 00:09:45,362 You don't think the song was too much? 258 00:09:45,387 --> 00:09:47,760 Are you kidding me? It made the scene. 259 00:09:47,791 --> 00:09:48,467 You know what? 260 00:09:48,492 --> 00:09:50,378 I want to get some better lighting up in this noise. 261 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:51,691 Let's go hit up Abed. 262 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:53,618 I never told anybody that story, Britta. 263 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:55,404 Oh, it was beautiful. 264 00:09:55,414 --> 00:09:57,602 Shirley: I was dead for three minutes. 265 00:09:57,614 --> 00:09:58,758 Britta: Three minutes? 266 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:01,228 Shirley: Three whole minutes. They thought I was gone. 267 00:10:01,394 --> 00:10:02,326 Pierce. 268 00:10:02,429 --> 00:10:03,558 How's your act coming? 269 00:10:03,588 --> 00:10:05,735 - Blackface senor Wences? - Mmm-hmm. 270 00:10:05,883 --> 00:10:07,983 How do you think it's coming? 271 00:10:08,796 --> 00:10:09,659 (Laughing) 272 00:10:09,690 --> 00:10:10,859 In the unlikely event 273 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:12,789 I fail to expose Chang, 274 00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:15,930 I'm pretty confident Pierce will make sure we don't get a Grant. 275 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,736 What you talkin' about, hookey? 276 00:10:17,772 --> 00:10:20,556 Wow, that bit could not get any more perfect. 277 00:10:20,569 --> 00:10:21,524 Wait a minute. 278 00:10:21,543 --> 00:10:25,326 I haven't introduced you to my Asian wife yet. 279 00:10:25,911 --> 00:10:27,919 (High-pitched) Uh-oh... 280 00:10:27,991 --> 00:10:29,032 I was wrong. 281 00:10:29,056 --> 00:10:31,440 (Humming) 282 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:34,916 - This is the place. - No, it's not. 283 00:10:34,955 --> 00:10:36,725 - (Sighs) - (Sighs) 284 00:10:36,808 --> 00:10:38,002 (Dog barking) 285 00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:39,175 Garrett, here he comes. Get up. 286 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,853 I can't. It's too heavy! 287 00:10:40,878 --> 00:10:41,914 Garrett, now. 288 00:10:41,935 --> 00:10:42,866 Now. 289 00:10:42,994 --> 00:10:45,228 (Garrett breathing heavily) 290 00:10:45,730 --> 00:10:47,470 Excuse me, Mr. Sullivan. 291 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,126 This is Houlihan. I'm her partner, Partner. 292 00:10:49,151 --> 00:10:51,885 - Wait, I'm Partner. - No, you're not. 293 00:10:52,399 --> 00:10:53,778 We'd like to ask you a couple of questions. 294 00:10:53,804 --> 00:10:55,330 What are you, the trout police? 295 00:10:55,556 --> 00:10:58,347 Because if you are, you're legally bound to tell me, or else it's entrapment. 296 00:10:58,377 --> 00:10:59,787 We're not the trout police. 297 00:10:59,814 --> 00:11:02,390 Have you seen this man? 298 00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:06,136 One morning, I see something coming out of the trout tank, 299 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:09,122 and at first, I was scared, because, uh, I'm the last face 300 00:11:09,134 --> 00:11:11,455 that a lot of trout ever see. 301 00:11:11,486 --> 00:11:14,224 I'm not saying that the trout are a vengeful breed, 302 00:11:14,255 --> 00:11:15,865 but if they were, I... 303 00:11:16,171 --> 00:11:18,821 I'd probably be public enemy number one. (Chuckles) 304 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:21,816 So the figure that emerged, it was that man? 305 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,634 Yeah, and I was pretty relieved when I found out it was a naked Asian guy, 306 00:11:24,657 --> 00:11:25,970 and not an angry trout. 307 00:11:25,988 --> 00:11:27,151 And when was this? 308 00:11:27,213 --> 00:11:29,442 Oh, it must have been around June. 309 00:11:29,466 --> 00:11:31,717 I remember because my milkweed allergies 310 00:11:31,736 --> 00:11:33,565 were acting up something fierce. 311 00:11:33,615 --> 00:11:37,188 I gave him some clothes, and sent him on his way the next morning. 312 00:11:37,335 --> 00:11:38,854 I don't know what happened to him after that. 313 00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:41,372 Mr. Sullivan, how many employees do you have here? 314 00:11:41,428 --> 00:11:42,734 Employees? 315 00:11:42,797 --> 00:11:44,454 What do I look like, trout world? 316 00:11:44,478 --> 00:11:45,597 (Laughs) 317 00:11:45,707 --> 00:11:47,738 No employees. Heh, just me. 318 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:48,457 (Dog barking) 319 00:11:48,505 --> 00:11:49,496 And my dog. 320 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:51,884 Annie: I knew he was hiding something. 321 00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:53,505 A spike in production in June, 322 00:11:53,524 --> 00:11:55,800 at the peak of milkweed allergy season? 323 00:11:55,824 --> 00:11:59,951 Something on this trout farm was starting to smell... wrong. 324 00:12:00,377 --> 00:12:03,209 The problem was, I didn't have any way to make him talk. 325 00:12:03,437 --> 00:12:04,603 Or did I? 326 00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:07,820 Well, looks like everything checks out here. 327 00:12:07,826 --> 00:12:08,651 Right, Troy? 328 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:11,823 No, Houlihan, I don't think anything checks out here. 329 00:12:11,835 --> 00:12:14,275 No, don't fly off the handle, Partner. 330 00:12:14,295 --> 00:12:16,850 Oh, I will fly off the handle, Houlihan. 331 00:12:16,877 --> 00:12:18,540 What the hell are you talking about? 332 00:12:18,577 --> 00:12:19,876 I'm sorry, Mr. Sullivan. 333 00:12:19,904 --> 00:12:22,675 Clearly, you have nothing to hide. 334 00:12:22,710 --> 00:12:24,235 What are you hiding? 335 00:12:24,253 --> 00:12:25,555 Fine! (Dog barking) 336 00:12:25,581 --> 00:12:26,795 You got me. 337 00:12:26,861 --> 00:12:29,492 I've been using that Asian guy as unpaid, manual labor 338 00:12:29,504 --> 00:12:32,115 for three months before I drove him into town. 339 00:12:32,141 --> 00:12:34,306 But he wanted me to! 340 00:12:34,609 --> 00:12:36,125 We were friends, 341 00:12:36,144 --> 00:12:40,197 and I treated him with respect and dignity. 342 00:12:40,494 --> 00:12:42,311 Partner and Houlihan. 343 00:12:42,323 --> 00:12:43,272 (Dog barking) 344 00:12:43,297 --> 00:12:44,328 Shut up, Kevin! 345 00:12:44,802 --> 00:12:47,168 Both: (Whispering) Partner and Houlihan. 346 00:12:47,855 --> 00:12:48,861 Jeff: I don't understand. 347 00:12:48,886 --> 00:12:50,136 Why would he work for no money? 348 00:12:50,161 --> 00:12:51,364 Because he doesn't know about money. 349 00:12:51,390 --> 00:12:53,789 Kevin doesn't know about labor laws, or 40-hour work weeks, 350 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,633 or that that dude named him after a dog. 351 00:12:55,657 --> 00:12:57,233 Growing up, I had a cat named Troy, 352 00:12:57,258 --> 00:12:59,648 a bird named Troy, and a hamster named Troy. 353 00:12:59,938 --> 00:13:02,138 They were all older than me. 354 00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:04,058 Oh, my God. 355 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:07,899 I think Kevin's struggle just got a lot sexier, Grant-wise. 356 00:13:07,919 --> 00:13:09,860 This is horrible. 357 00:13:10,284 --> 00:13:11,717 Jeff: It was horrible. 358 00:13:11,995 --> 00:13:13,864 They were supposed to come back with a smoking gun, 359 00:13:13,889 --> 00:13:15,887 and all they found was a little human rights abuse. 360 00:13:15,915 --> 00:13:17,620 Which, normally, is terrible. 361 00:13:17,646 --> 00:13:18,834 Abed: So do you believe Kevin now? 362 00:13:18,852 --> 00:13:20,723 No. I want all your footage. 363 00:13:20,757 --> 00:13:22,191 I know Chang slipped up. 364 00:13:22,216 --> 00:13:24,461 He's not smart enough to play dumb all the time. 365 00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:26,054 What about Shirley and Britta's footage? 366 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,085 It's unusable crap. 367 00:13:27,117 --> 00:13:28,459 I don't care. I want it all. 368 00:13:28,478 --> 00:13:29,910 Do you want it bad enough to rent me a crane? 369 00:13:29,932 --> 00:13:31,442 And maybe license an expensive song? 370 00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:32,824 Yeah, whatever. 371 00:13:33,314 --> 00:13:35,816 ♪ The itsy-bitsy spider 372 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:39,849 ♪ went up the water spout 373 00:13:42,966 --> 00:13:45,381 unusable crap is generous. 374 00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:47,748 It goes on like this for another 12 hours. 375 00:13:47,773 --> 00:13:50,746 I couldn't even get through it all, and I sat through The Tree of Life. 376 00:13:52,806 --> 00:13:54,867 Wait, right there. What's that? 377 00:13:56,058 --> 00:13:58,698 Oh, come on, you slippery snake, slip up. 378 00:13:58,717 --> 00:13:59,787 Doubtful. When he's alone, 379 00:13:59,793 --> 00:14:03,495 he mostly just practices smiling and frowning. We've all done it. 380 00:14:10,132 --> 00:14:11,620 (Phone dialing) 381 00:14:11,648 --> 00:14:12,983 Abed: Who's he calling? 382 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,901 Jeff: Good question. 383 00:14:15,591 --> 00:14:16,791 We figure that out, 384 00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:18,717 we've got our smoking gun. 385 00:14:19,035 --> 00:14:20,480 And all thanks to Britta. 386 00:14:20,505 --> 00:14:22,138 Don't ruin this. 387 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,226 Abed: The stage was set for a climatic final set piece. 388 00:14:25,263 --> 00:14:26,891 The Macguffin people were on campus, 389 00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:29,233 and Jeff had prepared quite the presentation. 390 00:14:29,241 --> 00:14:30,942 (High-pitched gibberish) 391 00:14:30,966 --> 00:14:32,017 You shut up. 392 00:14:32,036 --> 00:14:33,104 (High-pitched) But I love you. 393 00:14:33,142 --> 00:14:35,020 You get yourself in the kitchen, and make me a burrito. 394 00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:37,450 Oh, okay, yay! Oh, thank you. 395 00:14:37,465 --> 00:14:39,144 Okay, thank you, Pierce Hawthorne 396 00:14:39,157 --> 00:14:42,769 for your special blend of playful racial humor. 397 00:14:42,796 --> 00:14:45,800 Pelton: And genuine thoughts on Geraldine ferraro. 398 00:14:45,812 --> 00:14:47,236 (Chuckles) He's an old Teddy bear. 399 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:50,283 And now, I believe Jeff Winger has a presentation. 400 00:14:50,318 --> 00:14:52,184 - Yay. - Ugh. 401 00:14:53,221 --> 00:14:55,332 Thank you. I must confess, 402 00:14:55,345 --> 00:14:58,217 I was just a short while ago quite skeptical 403 00:14:58,242 --> 00:14:59,599 about Changnesia. 404 00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:00,671 But, with the help of my friends, 405 00:15:00,687 --> 00:15:03,443 we have uncovered a lot about this terrible, 406 00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:06,651 newly-discovered, completely real disease. 407 00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:09,622 I think you'll find it as eye-opening as I did. 408 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,065 Wait till you see what we found. 409 00:15:11,096 --> 00:15:13,414 Kevin was a victim of human trafficking. 410 00:15:13,592 --> 00:15:17,577 Our purpose here tonight is to help cure Kevin 411 00:15:17,614 --> 00:15:19,175 of his Changnesia. 412 00:15:19,228 --> 00:15:21,177 Who better to jog his memory 413 00:15:21,190 --> 00:15:24,395 than someone special from his allegedly erased past. 414 00:15:24,535 --> 00:15:29,817 So please welcome to the stage the former Mrs. Ben Chang, Alessandra. 415 00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,321 Alessandra, come on up. 416 00:15:31,346 --> 00:15:32,745 Thank you. 417 00:15:37,018 --> 00:15:38,492 Ben... 418 00:15:38,773 --> 00:15:40,607 do you remember me? 419 00:15:42,615 --> 00:15:44,224 I'm sorry. 420 00:15:45,613 --> 00:15:46,814 I don't. 421 00:15:46,831 --> 00:15:47,807 Admit it, Kevin. 422 00:15:47,844 --> 00:15:49,167 You remember her. 423 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,140 This is the woman you never stopped loving. 424 00:15:52,165 --> 00:15:53,865 Hit the lights! 425 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,856 (Phone dialing on screen) 426 00:15:59,099 --> 00:16:00,933 (All gasp) 427 00:16:05,636 --> 00:16:06,436 Oh... 428 00:16:06,473 --> 00:16:08,464 You love her so much, 429 00:16:08,495 --> 00:16:12,211 you called her over and over and over again, 430 00:16:12,234 --> 00:16:13,749 even though you don't know her 431 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:16,941 or how to use a phone or what a number is. 432 00:16:17,035 --> 00:16:18,067 (All gasp) 433 00:16:18,632 --> 00:16:19,960 Alessandra: What's going on here? 434 00:16:19,991 --> 00:16:21,501 You told me I was here to help him. 435 00:16:21,526 --> 00:16:23,823 Oh, we are here to help him, all right. 436 00:16:23,976 --> 00:16:28,775 We are here to help him admit that he has been faking this whole time. 437 00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:30,376 Where'd you get the number, Chang? 438 00:16:30,382 --> 00:16:32,213 I found it in the vents! 439 00:16:33,107 --> 00:16:35,342 It's 555-0190. 440 00:16:36,316 --> 00:16:38,883 And it was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. 441 00:16:39,204 --> 00:16:41,596 But I always hung up, because... 442 00:16:42,451 --> 00:16:44,034 I didn't know if the person on the other end 443 00:16:44,059 --> 00:16:46,128 would ever want to talk to Kevin... 444 00:16:46,867 --> 00:16:48,434 after knowing Chang. 445 00:16:48,491 --> 00:16:50,024 You seem so nice. 446 00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:51,761 If we were really married, 447 00:16:52,215 --> 00:16:55,297 I wish I could remember for even one moment how lucky I was. 448 00:16:55,322 --> 00:16:56,642 - Oh... - Aw... 449 00:16:56,654 --> 00:16:58,190 Oh, Ben. 450 00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,903 (Giggling) 451 00:16:59,926 --> 00:17:00,608 Uh! 452 00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:01,488 (Thuds) (All gasp) 453 00:17:01,506 --> 00:17:02,884 Jeffrey, what are you doing? 454 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:06,076 Look, if he doesn't remember her, then this wouldn't bother him. 455 00:17:06,087 --> 00:17:07,854 My logic is flawless! 456 00:17:07,905 --> 00:17:09,604 (All shriek, shocked chatter) 457 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,270 Doesn't that bother you? That bothers you! 458 00:17:12,295 --> 00:17:13,088 Abed: Things got so ugly, 459 00:17:13,091 --> 00:17:14,848 I hesitate to even show you this footage. 460 00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:16,615 But I will let you see me reacting to it. 461 00:17:16,646 --> 00:17:18,842 That'll probably be more than you can handle. 462 00:17:20,850 --> 00:17:22,402 (Shocked chatter) 463 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:23,832 Mmm... 464 00:17:25,972 --> 00:17:28,506 Actually, it's not that bad, but this keeps the story moving. 465 00:17:29,453 --> 00:17:30,548 Hey, Alessandra, 466 00:17:30,554 --> 00:17:33,050 his last girlfriend was a charred mannequin leg! 467 00:17:33,074 --> 00:17:34,979 Jeffrey! Have you lost your mind? 468 00:17:35,079 --> 00:17:36,224 You never believed Kevin? 469 00:17:36,242 --> 00:17:39,186 You were just lying to manipulate us into helping you hurt him? 470 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,397 Jeffrey, I trusted you and believed in you 471 00:17:41,423 --> 00:17:44,083 and fantasized about celebrating over mimosas with you! 472 00:17:44,108 --> 00:17:46,621 Dean, if this is the sort of uphill battle 473 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,856 you're facing in the fight against Changnesia, 474 00:17:48,879 --> 00:17:51,224 well, then, you're gonna need all the help you can get. 475 00:17:51,243 --> 00:17:53,995 On behalf of the Macguffin neurological institute, 476 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:55,917 Grant granted. (All exclaim) 477 00:17:55,943 --> 00:17:58,210 (Excited chatter) 478 00:17:59,824 --> 00:18:02,097 Jeff: So... I guess I did help. 479 00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:04,349 Just not in the way I wanted to. 480 00:18:04,532 --> 00:18:05,630 But, on the bright side, 481 00:18:05,648 --> 00:18:08,216 this is the most well-documented failure of my life. 482 00:18:08,246 --> 00:18:10,613 (Indistinct chatter) 483 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,295 (Cheers and applause) 484 00:18:12,307 --> 00:18:13,272 Thank you. 485 00:18:13,870 --> 00:18:15,947 Jeff: By trying to make Kevin a pariah, 486 00:18:16,027 --> 00:18:17,508 I accidentally became more Chang 487 00:18:17,527 --> 00:18:19,705 than Chang at his Changiest. 488 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,216 (Laughs) 489 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,591 That's funny. 490 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,023 Well, I didn't try to kill anyone. 491 00:18:25,221 --> 00:18:26,638 Which no one seems to care about. 492 00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:28,233 But you know what I'm saying. 493 00:18:28,309 --> 00:18:30,172 (Indistinct chatter) 494 00:18:30,266 --> 00:18:31,966 Can I sit here? 495 00:18:33,393 --> 00:18:35,641 You sure you want to be seen with me? 496 00:18:35,978 --> 00:18:37,807 You have a brand-new reputation to uphold. 497 00:18:37,831 --> 00:18:39,334 (Chuckles) 498 00:18:39,730 --> 00:18:41,251 I like you. 499 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,422 Really? 500 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:45,008 Even after everything I did to... 501 00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:47,031 Whoever you are? 502 00:18:47,238 --> 00:18:48,738 (Chuckles) Okay, I get it. 503 00:18:48,777 --> 00:18:50,988 Changnesia's hard to understand. 504 00:18:51,157 --> 00:18:52,999 At least, that's what people tell me. 505 00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:54,414 Now, I don't know a thing about it, 506 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:58,086 which apparently is one of the symptoms, and it's so frustrating. 507 00:18:59,904 --> 00:19:03,407 Look, I know Chang was a bad guy. 508 00:19:03,657 --> 00:19:07,520 So he probably deserved everything you did to him. 509 00:19:07,567 --> 00:19:09,284 But you're not a bad guy. 510 00:19:09,302 --> 00:19:11,108 You just made a mistake. 511 00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:15,176 And I'm willing to start over fresh if you are. 512 00:19:17,049 --> 00:19:18,549 Hi. 513 00:19:18,596 --> 00:19:20,029 My name's Kevin. 514 00:19:20,777 --> 00:19:22,765 Jeff: I'm not saying I believe him. 515 00:19:22,802 --> 00:19:27,207 But I have got an idea of what it feels like to be Chang. 516 00:19:27,462 --> 00:19:28,983 Wanting to leave that name behind 517 00:19:28,989 --> 00:19:31,423 is the sanest decision anyone can make. 518 00:19:31,665 --> 00:19:34,132 (New radicals' you get what you give) 519 00:19:35,563 --> 00:19:37,030 ♪ 1, 2 520 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:37,879 Hi. 521 00:19:37,904 --> 00:19:39,182 ♪ 1, 2, 3 522 00:19:39,253 --> 00:19:41,052 I'm Jeff. 523 00:19:43,784 --> 00:19:47,587 ♪ But when the night is falling 524 00:19:47,899 --> 00:19:51,800 ♪ you cannot find the light 525 00:19:51,828 --> 00:19:53,028 all: Aw. 526 00:19:53,051 --> 00:19:53,845 Thanks. 527 00:19:53,870 --> 00:19:55,968 A lot of filmmakers use crane shots to elicit emotion. 528 00:19:55,985 --> 00:19:57,383 What the heck, Abed? 529 00:19:57,402 --> 00:19:59,882 You knew what Jeffrey was planning to do the whole time? 530 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,406 Why can't you ever make a documentary 531 00:20:01,412 --> 00:20:03,410 about the thing you plan to make a documentary about? 532 00:20:03,422 --> 00:20:05,121 Don't censor him! 533 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,581 Censorship. (Gasps) 534 00:20:06,612 --> 00:20:08,714 - This is the documentary. - Ugh. 535 00:20:08,731 --> 00:20:10,814 Abed, you gotta teach me how to use that camera. 536 00:20:10,832 --> 00:20:12,137 (Imitates gunshot) 537 00:20:13,122 --> 00:20:15,524 Guys... I'm sorry. 538 00:20:15,758 --> 00:20:17,591 I really screwed up. 539 00:20:17,711 --> 00:20:19,811 I hope you can forgive me. 540 00:20:19,908 --> 00:20:21,407 Already forgotten. 541 00:20:21,456 --> 00:20:22,355 (Laughter) Oh... 542 00:20:22,369 --> 00:20:23,225 (Laughter continues) 543 00:20:23,239 --> 00:20:24,789 - Shirley: Kevin... - What are we laughing about? 544 00:20:24,819 --> 00:20:26,867 - Jeff: Oh, Kevin. - All: Kevin... 545 00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:27,692 (Laughter) 546 00:20:27,699 --> 00:20:29,387 - Adorable. - Good job. 547 00:20:29,456 --> 00:20:31,056 I don't get it. 548 00:20:31,246 --> 00:20:33,147 (Chuckles) 549 00:20:38,087 --> 00:20:40,021 (Haunting music) 550 00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:41,342 (Dialing phone) 551 00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:42,706 Hi, it's me. 552 00:20:42,968 --> 00:20:44,705 They all finally bought it. 553 00:20:44,762 --> 00:20:46,962 Hook, line, and Winger. 554 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,535 I patiently await your further instructions. 555 00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,699 Chang out. 556 00:20:52,202 --> 00:20:53,969 (Chuckling) 557 00:20:54,293 --> 00:20:55,793 (Cackling maniacally) 558 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,789 Why did I do that? 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