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Thanks for a great year.
You got it.

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Mr. Winger. I hope you will be
seizing the day this summer.

3
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Thanks, Professor Whitman.

4
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And I hope you'll be seizing
a more contemporary movie.

5
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Looking good, Leonard.
Stroke or tai chi?

6
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Tai chi.
Keep it up.

7
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And keep up
whatever it is you're doing, Garrett.

8
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It's called chillaxing. Duh.

9
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Hey-hey, what's up, Jeff? Hi.

10
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Hello, good morning, howdy.
Ha-ha-ha.

11
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Wait, Jeff. I'll walk with you.

12
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I'll see you.
Okay.

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Uh, I got class in,
like, five hours, so...

14
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All right, I'll see you, babe.

15
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I can't believe I made it
through my first year of college.

16
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I finally get to click send
on so many l-told-you-so e-mails.

17
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Yeah, it's pretty great.
Not much could ruin today.

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Hi.

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Oh, shoot.
I forgot saying that summons him.

20
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Will you two be attending
tomorrow's, uh, transfer ceremony

21
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to send off all the students
leaving for so-called real schools?

22
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There's a formal dance afterward.

23
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How many dances
this school have?

24
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Five. If you come to all of them,
you get one of these.

25
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I assumed your whole posse
would be coming to the dance,

26
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having heard the exciting news
about Britta.

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Banana rhino.
Yeah, ugh...

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Banana Sam Elliott.
Oh-ho-ho.

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LeVar Banana Burton.
Ha-ha-ha.

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Banana King Tut.
Here, give me that.

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It's more like this.

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Banana penis. Ha-ha-ha.

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Sure you would've loved it
if he did it.

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What?

35
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What's happened to you and me,
Troy?

36
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Remember how hard we laughed when we
first heard the term teacher's aids?

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Yeah. And then we found out
a teacher did have AIDS.

38
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So, what's everybody doing
this summer?

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I'm taking the boys on a trip.

40
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Money's tight, I hope I can
convince them for one more year

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that motels
are tiny little theme parks.

44
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You could live in a pyramid.
Ha-ha-ha.

45
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Oh, wait.

46
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Abed.
Your dorm got a bunk bed, right?

47
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Yep.

48
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Um... Everyone has to go
to the transfer dance tomorrow.

49
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I'm going.
My friend Gary's transferring.

50
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Oh, good.
Finally.

51
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Thank God.
Hope he transfers to hell.

52
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More importantly,
our very own Britta Perry,

53
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it turns out, has been nominated
for transfer queen.

54
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Oh, that's nice.

55
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What the hell is a transfer queen?
Like prom queen. You wear a sash.

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There's a vote, and if you win
they put a crown on your head.

57
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And I am so jealous,
I want to murder you.

58
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Aren't you excited?
No.

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How did I get nominated?
Don't let it upset you, Britta.

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It's the last day of semester.
Nothing can ruin that.

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Hi.
Amazing. He's like an evil genie.

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Just spreading the news.

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Some folks say "transfer formal"
isn't really rolling off the tongue,

64
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so we're just gonna
call it the "tranny dance."

65
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Much more Greendale.

66
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Web-dl sync by vNaru

67
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What kind of community college
has a prom?

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Proms weren't even cool
in high school.

69
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It's that kind of crap that made me
drop out in the first place.

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You know, you don't actually have to lie
on a sofa like it's a Woody Allen movie.

71
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Thank you for telling me that
in the last session, dumbass.

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Now, look, there are bugs
on the windshield of your mind,

73
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you may never be able to squeegee
like a certain birthday party

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attended by a rather enterprising
transient in a dinosaur costume.

75
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But there are other more
recent streaks

76
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that you might yet
be able to wipe clear,

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like your adolescent fear
of being a so-called blow-up doll.

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I really think this nomination
may actually help that.

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So you think I'd feel better about
myself if I sexed up, went over there,

80
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and really tried to be crowned
queen of the dingbats?

81
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Precisely.
Wow.

82
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Guess you really get what you
pay for with free therapy.

83
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Ouch. That stung a little bit. Thanks.

84
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Ugh.

85
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I'll save you time.

86
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He listens to you talk for a year,
then recommends a makeover.

87
00:04:03,814 --> 00:04:06,374
Well, don't wear as much lipstick
as you did on Valentine's Day.

88
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Your mouth looked
like a coin purse.

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Señor Chang, Greendale's foremost,
if only, Spanish teacher.

90
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What can I do for you?
I am actually a student now.

91
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But I was thinking, as a teacher,
and as my friend,

92
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um, if you could help me
cheat my way through school.

93
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I have a counterproposal.

94
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How about I point out to you
we've never actually been friends,

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then laugh at your
very well-deserved misfortune?

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Let's just try that a second. Ahem.

97
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No, Jorge, you killed it.
Are you going to Abed's kegger?

98
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<i>Heck, yeah. You know it, jefe.
Sweet.</i>

99
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You probably don't
wanna talk to me.

100
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It's not junior high.

101
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We're mature adults, Michelle.
We can talk.

102
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I think I handled our breakup poorly.

103
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Before I respond to that I'll have to
take an extra-strength vitamin duh.

104
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Duh.

105
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We started getting serious and I got
scared, it's possible I made a mistake.

106
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Maybe we can talk about it
sometime.

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I miss you.

108
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Mm-mm.

109
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Why don't you take a picture.
It will last longer.

110
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Cool.

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Dope kegger.
Thanks.

112
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Funny.

113
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You know, I spend so much time here, I
forget that we don't live together.

114
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Then I think,
"What if we lived together?"

115
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Here, I'm gonna check
on the other keg.

116
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Hey, Troy, you ever seen
one of these? It's called a beer bong.

117
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You're not supposed to inhale
though. I almost died outside.

118
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Why does Abed hate me?
What, are you kidding? Look at him.

119
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He probably hates America.

120
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Hey, babe. Baby, guess what.

121
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Your boyfriend
just got offered a spot

122
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on the number one community college
Hacky Sack team in the nation.

123
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Oh, my God, sweetie.
I'm assuming that's huge.

124
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Of course it's huge.
Are you kidding me?

125
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I mean, you know. I'm not into fame and stuff,
but I could be the next Vngwe Mackadangdang, Jr.

126
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I know.

127
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There's one thing, mountain flower, that's
that the, uh, school's in Delaware.

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Thank you.

129
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You know, if you don't go
to this dance tomorrow,

130
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we are not gonna see
each other for months.

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It's not a Jane Austen novel.
We have cell phones.

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What? Aah... Oh.
Oh, jeez, sorry.

133
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What are you doing?

134
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You had hair I was gonna move.
You were gonna move my hair?

135
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I don't know. Ever thought of yourself
as a guarded person, Britta?

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Am I? Watch.

137
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Ow!
See? It's alarming, right?

138
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Right?

139
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Oh. Oh, Professor Slater, hi.
What are you doing here?

140
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Oh, you know, end of the year,
randomly wandering.

141
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Hi, Jeff.
Are you two...?

142
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No.
No. The two of you aren't...?

143
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No.

144
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No, just friends.
Same here.

145
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Good for you.

146
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Will I see you at the dance, Britta?

147
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Kind of obligated, seeing
as I'm nominated for queen, so...

148
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Oh. I thought you were all
into female empowerment.

149
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What's more empowering
than a woman in a crown?

150
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Just did my first keg stand.

151
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Ha-ha. Can't feel my legs. Uhn.

152
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♪ Dancing in your underwear ♪

153
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♪ Taking air conditioner repair ♪

154
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♪ So you can get a job ♪

155
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♪ Greendale's the way it goes ♪♪

156
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Whoo! Ha-ha.

157
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Our original school song by the
venerable Pierce Hawthorne. Ha.

158
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He made that up. Hmm?

159
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Everyone remember
to vote before the coronation.

160
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The nominees are identified with sashes
that say, "Tranny Queen." Ha-ha.

161
00:08:01,718 --> 00:08:03,879
By the way,
we do offer summer classes,

162
00:08:04,087 --> 00:08:05,384
which are a great way to, um...

163
00:08:06,723 --> 00:08:09,385
Um... Broaden your mind. Have fun.

164
00:08:09,593 --> 00:08:11,083
Hi. You're here for me.
Guys. Guys.

165
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Vaughn got recruited
to a college in Delaware.

166
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I'm gonna go with him
for the summer.

167
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Finally. A classic
last-day-of-school plot twist.

168
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He's gonna be the next
Vngwe Mackadangdang, Jr.

169
00:08:22,506 --> 00:08:24,098
It's a Hacky Sack guy.

170
00:08:24,308 --> 00:08:26,708
Hey, you don't have to tell us
who Ingmar Mackadingdong, Jr. is.

171
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Hmm.
Jeff, help me

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with some refreshments.

173
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Please don't tell anyone
until after I'm gone.

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I'm not just going to Delaware
for the summer.

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I'm transferring with Vaughn.

176
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What? When did you decide that?

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I spent three months
researching backpacks

178
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before I chose the one
that I use now.

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I don't want to be that person
anymore.

180
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I want to live in the moment.

181
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Well, for your and Vaughn's sake,
I hope it works out.

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But on behalf of the rest of the group,
I hope it's a catastrophe.

183
00:09:01,345 --> 00:09:04,212
You better visit.
Whoa.

184
00:09:04,681 --> 00:09:06,615
I can't believe
nobody's taken this cookie.

185
00:09:09,886 --> 00:09:13,253
Señor Chang,
is there a word in Spanish

186
00:09:13,457 --> 00:09:15,721
for someone who used to pretend
to be a professor

187
00:09:15,926 --> 00:09:18,451
but was a teacher,
but wasn't actually a teacher,

188
00:09:18,662 --> 00:09:19,651
and is now a student?

189
00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,421
Is there a word for that? Oh.

190
00:09:21,632 --> 00:09:25,124
If it was in Spanish, you wouldn't
know, would you? Bup-bup-bup.

191
00:09:25,335 --> 00:09:27,326
Hit a professor, you'll get expelled.

192
00:09:28,271 --> 00:09:30,762
I will find a loophole.

193
00:09:30,974 --> 00:09:33,738
Oh. Good luck with that.
Then I'll kill you.

194
00:09:34,678 --> 00:09:36,703
Dudley Moore.
Spray tan.

195
00:09:36,913 --> 00:09:39,746
I'd go easy on that punch if I was you.
I've put in a little...

196
00:09:39,950 --> 00:09:42,612
Hot person, hot people.

197
00:09:42,819 --> 00:09:44,980
The two of them coming this way.
Which one do you want?

198
00:09:45,455 --> 00:09:46,683
Hi, Jeff.
Hi, Jeff.

199
00:09:46,923 --> 00:09:48,550
Oh. Ha-ha.
Oh.

200
00:09:49,026 --> 00:09:52,689
Britta, you look great,
such a stunning improvement.

201
00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,797
Wow, you look gorgeous.
It must've taken all day.

202
00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,963
Oh, Jeff, you've got a...

203
00:09:59,703 --> 00:10:02,331
Oh. It's right there.
I do? What?

204
00:10:04,941 --> 00:10:07,375
Guys, guys, cleanest face ever.

205
00:10:07,577 --> 00:10:08,874
Hey, am I okay?

206
00:10:10,047 --> 00:10:11,139
Yes.
Yeah.

207
00:10:11,348 --> 00:10:14,283
You know, Troy, uh, our study group,
after all we've been through,

208
00:10:14,484 --> 00:10:16,281
we got to stick together.

209
00:10:16,486 --> 00:10:18,545
You, me, and Jeff and Rain Man,

210
00:10:18,755 --> 00:10:23,124
and big boobs and medium boobs
and black boobs, we're a family.

211
00:10:23,326 --> 00:10:24,315
What's your point?

212
00:10:24,528 --> 00:10:27,554
I've been looking at your situation,
and I'd like to make an offer.

213
00:10:27,764 --> 00:10:28,890
Okay.

214
00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:30,960
Am I black boobs?

215
00:10:32,269 --> 00:10:33,964
Last call.

216
00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,743
Study over.

217
00:10:48,985 --> 00:10:51,510
What are you doing?
Just giving things a finale vibe.

218
00:10:51,722 --> 00:10:53,656
Well, how's this for a finale vibe?

219
00:10:53,857 --> 00:10:56,587
Pierce asked me to move in with him,
in his mansion.

220
00:10:56,793 --> 00:10:58,727
More of a spin-off vibe,
but you should do it.

221
00:10:58,929 --> 00:11:00,920
I thought we were friends.
We are.

222
00:11:01,131 --> 00:11:03,156
Best friends, that's why
we shouldn't be roommates.

223
00:11:03,366 --> 00:11:05,857
We'll end up fighting and putting a masking
tape line down the middle of our room.

224
00:11:06,069 --> 00:11:07,536
We just won't get masking tape.

225
00:11:07,738 --> 00:11:09,603
Troy. You should live
with someone who you like

226
00:11:09,806 --> 00:11:13,139
but whose friendship wouldn't be altered
because of constant irritation, that's Pierce.

227
00:11:13,343 --> 00:11:15,868
If you and I move in,
we jump the shark. That will end it.

228
00:11:16,079 --> 00:11:17,546
Maybe you're ending it.

229
00:11:18,682 --> 00:11:22,174
<i>Oh, and for the record, there was
an episode of Happy Days,</i>

230
00:11:22,385 --> 00:11:25,286
where a guy
literally jumped over a shark,

231
00:11:25,489 --> 00:11:28,117
and it was the best one.

232
00:11:31,394 --> 00:11:32,622
I think I'm winning.

233
00:11:32,829 --> 00:11:35,127
Winning tranny queen.
Yeah.

234
00:11:35,665 --> 00:11:39,601
So, uh, isn't it nice that Jeff and
Slater are getting back together?

235
00:11:39,803 --> 00:11:41,566
What?
Aha. And psych.

236
00:11:41,772 --> 00:11:44,434
But they will get back together if
you don't stop competing with her

237
00:11:44,641 --> 00:11:46,472
and start communicating with Jeff.

238
00:11:46,676 --> 00:11:50,339
She already has a head start.
They slept together.

239
00:11:52,215 --> 00:11:54,080
Holy macaroni with pepper jack.

240
00:11:54,284 --> 00:11:55,808
When? Where?

241
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:59,614
During paintball in the study room
with Colonel Mustard.

242
00:11:59,823 --> 00:12:02,018
Does it matter?
Well, now it does matter.

243
00:12:02,225 --> 00:12:03,214
Where... Where
in the study room?

244
00:12:03,426 --> 00:12:05,792
On the couches.

245
00:12:05,996 --> 00:12:08,191
We use those.
Oh, get over it.

246
00:12:08,398 --> 00:12:11,492
I've seen you shake the dean's hand.
Who knows where he's been?

247
00:12:12,903 --> 00:12:15,667
Do you believe in soul mates? Oh.
Uh-huh.

248
00:12:16,206 --> 00:12:17,730
Um, okay.
Now, don't be mad at me.

249
00:12:17,941 --> 00:12:20,000
I didn't think that more than
one person would answer the ad.

250
00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:21,336
Yes, dream coming true.

251
00:12:22,512 --> 00:12:24,139
You guys are leaving already?
Yeah.

252
00:12:24,347 --> 00:12:26,713
Got to be in Delaware
by tomorrow night.

253
00:12:27,784 --> 00:12:29,081
Hey.

254
00:12:30,153 --> 00:12:31,780
I'll see you soon.

255
00:12:34,825 --> 00:12:36,349
Have a good summer.

256
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,755
I'll see you in the fall, Annie.

257
00:12:40,297 --> 00:12:41,628
Mm.
Heh.

258
00:12:45,335 --> 00:12:46,461
We're gonna miss you.

259
00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:48,934
Yeah. You're the one that didn't
even want me in the study group.

260
00:12:49,139 --> 00:12:52,165
Come on, that's not true.
Yeah, none of us did.

261
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:54,366
I say things others won't.
That has value.

262
00:12:55,612 --> 00:12:57,773
Well, bye.

263
00:12:57,981 --> 00:13:00,142
See you. Lates.

264
00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:01,681
Bye.
Take care.

265
00:13:01,885 --> 00:13:05,321
See you later. Good to know you.
Hang 10.

266
00:13:05,522 --> 00:13:07,422
Good evening, Michelle.

267
00:13:07,624 --> 00:13:09,717
Or may I say, Meow-chelle?

268
00:13:09,926 --> 00:13:12,292
Who has your car keys?
They're in the taco meat.

269
00:13:12,495 --> 00:13:14,554
Now, what say you and I
blow this pop stand,

270
00:13:14,764 --> 00:13:16,857
and head off
for a spot of slap and tickle?

271
00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:20,798
I mean sex, in case the
lingo hasn't made it to the States.

272
00:13:21,004 --> 00:13:22,631
I think I'm probably leaving here
with Jeff.

273
00:13:22,839 --> 00:13:25,603
Really?
I'm sorry, I just assumed that you two were done,

274
00:13:25,809 --> 00:13:29,836
since, uh, ahem, Jeff and Britta did the...
The yankee doodle.

275
00:13:31,081 --> 00:13:34,676
Oh, don't tell me that didn't make it to the States.
It clearly originated here.

276
00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:43,625
Okay, we finished tallying all
36 votes, so everyone get ready.

277
00:13:44,027 --> 00:13:46,655
Yo, Goldilocks. Drop the smirk.

278
00:13:46,863 --> 00:13:49,423
I know about your grungy tumble, and I'm
sure it was the highlight of your diary

279
00:13:49,633 --> 00:13:51,533
but it was during a pit stop
in something real.

280
00:13:51,735 --> 00:13:52,997
You were the pit stop.

281
00:13:53,203 --> 00:13:55,603
He used you to numb the pain
of not getting with me.

282
00:13:55,805 --> 00:13:58,103
Jeff needs a girl who doesn't
just not wear underwear

283
00:13:58,308 --> 00:14:00,708
because Oprah told her
it would spice things up,

284
00:14:00,911 --> 00:14:04,779
he needs a girl who doesn't wear underwear
because she hasn't done laundry in three weeks.

285
00:14:04,981 --> 00:14:06,676
He's been to flavor country now.

286
00:14:06,883 --> 00:14:09,010
They should retire the table
we did it on.

287
00:14:09,219 --> 00:14:12,188
Table?
Miss Britta Perry.

288
00:14:12,389 --> 00:14:14,220
Oh, I'm sorry. I have to go.

289
00:14:14,424 --> 00:14:16,585
I just won a contest for being hot.

290
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,823
Oh, wow.

291
00:14:21,031 --> 00:14:22,430
This is a huge honor.

292
00:14:22,899 --> 00:14:24,526
This may come
as a surprise to you,

293
00:14:24,734 --> 00:14:26,861
but I've never actually won
anything before.

294
00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:28,435
Okay, well, you still haven't.
Uh...

295
00:14:28,638 --> 00:14:31,266
I'm just listing the nominees,
so, not a great time to get cocky.

296
00:14:31,474 --> 00:14:34,807
Okay. Christine Hollinsworth.

297
00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:40,181
Britney Baker.

298
00:14:40,951 --> 00:14:42,942
Miss Danielle Harman.

299
00:14:46,323 --> 00:14:48,450
Amy Sm...

300
00:14:48,658 --> 00:14:51,388
Jeff Winger,
do not get back with Slater.

301
00:14:54,531 --> 00:14:56,396
I love you.

302
00:14:59,736 --> 00:15:02,569
Psst, psst. Britta. Britta.

303
00:15:02,772 --> 00:15:04,103
Your lipstick looks better.

304
00:15:14,727 --> 00:15:18,663
Hey, man. How's it going?

305
00:15:18,865 --> 00:15:21,356
Uh... Don't shoot the messenger
but everyone at this dance

306
00:15:21,568 --> 00:15:24,765
is kind of waiting
for your reaction to all this.

307
00:15:25,205 --> 00:15:26,229
Look, I'm trying to think, okay?

308
00:15:26,439 --> 00:15:28,202
Yeah, that's cool. Take your time.

309
00:15:28,408 --> 00:15:30,103
Hey, how's it going? You look great.

310
00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:32,107
<i>Very Fatal Attraction.</i>

311
00:15:32,846 --> 00:15:34,609
Thanks.
Uhn.

312
00:15:34,814 --> 00:15:37,180
What's wrong with you?
I'm sick.

313
00:15:37,383 --> 00:15:39,248
I don't know why.

314
00:15:39,452 --> 00:15:42,615
Have you considered the 60-inch
diameter cookie you're eating?

315
00:15:42,822 --> 00:15:45,518
How can something that's delicious
make me sick?

316
00:15:47,594 --> 00:15:52,156
Unless too much of a good thing
is actually a bad thing.

317
00:15:53,066 --> 00:15:54,966
My friendship with Abed
is a giant cookie.

318
00:15:55,168 --> 00:15:56,567
I kinda got my own thing
going on now.

319
00:15:56,769 --> 00:15:58,396
Oh, yeah, absolutely.

320
00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:14,042
First of all, I'm flattered.

321
00:16:14,254 --> 00:16:18,748
Second,
have you ever heard of e-mail?

322
00:16:20,727 --> 00:16:22,024
You love me?

323
00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:25,119
Do you love me?

324
00:16:25,832 --> 00:16:27,823
I have something to say.

325
00:16:29,202 --> 00:16:32,194
Jeff, I love you.

326
00:16:33,606 --> 00:16:35,096
I wonder where she got that from.
I'm sorry.

327
00:16:35,308 --> 00:16:37,003
Do you have a patent
on loving people?

328
00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:38,939
Would you like a patent
in getting your ass kicked?

329
00:16:39,145 --> 00:16:40,942
Ack-uh-duh-buh-dee.
Okay, okay.

330
00:16:41,147 --> 00:16:43,115
Can you stand over there?

331
00:16:44,851 --> 00:16:48,287
And can you sit down, please?

332
00:16:55,929 --> 00:16:58,159
Jeffrey, choose Britta.

333
00:16:58,364 --> 00:17:00,457
Yeah, Team Britta.
Britta's lame.

334
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:01,793
Team Slater.

335
00:17:03,203 --> 00:17:05,364
Bring Conan back.

336
00:17:08,274 --> 00:17:09,832
It's been, uh, a great year.

337
00:17:10,043 --> 00:17:12,375
Can't hear you.
No one can hear you.

338
00:17:12,946 --> 00:17:16,109
I'm just gonna sneak right up here
and give you this, okay?

339
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:19,215
Uh... Hi, it's, uh...

340
00:17:19,419 --> 00:17:21,478
Oh, come on,
who are you choosing?

341
00:17:32,765 --> 00:17:34,255
l... I don't know.
Oh.

342
00:17:36,202 --> 00:17:37,533
Come on, Jeffrey.

343
00:17:39,439 --> 00:17:41,532
Everybody close their faces.

344
00:17:41,741 --> 00:17:44,369
All right, he's got a lot on his mind.
Leave him alone.

345
00:17:44,577 --> 00:17:45,839
I got it from here.

346
00:17:46,045 --> 00:17:51,984
My name is Professor lan Duncan,
and I would like to rap for you.

347
00:17:52,185 --> 00:17:53,482
No.
Drop a beat.

348
00:17:53,686 --> 00:17:55,051
No, no beat.
Uh-oh.

349
00:17:56,689 --> 00:17:58,554
♪ My name is lan Duncan
And I'm here to say ♪

350
00:17:58,758 --> 00:18:00,919
♪ I'm going to rap to the beat
In a rapping way ♪

351
00:18:01,127 --> 00:18:03,357
♪ I've got a real big penis
And I drink lots of tea ♪♪

352
00:18:03,563 --> 00:18:05,758
Okay, okay. No, no.
You know what, Duncan?

353
00:18:05,965 --> 00:18:07,762
That's enough. You have a problem.
What? Why?

354
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:08,991
Oh. I have a problem?
Yes.

355
00:18:09,202 --> 00:18:11,466
Who is it here
who has a Dalmatian fetish?

356
00:18:11,671 --> 00:18:12,660
Oh, okay. Okay.

357
00:18:12,872 --> 00:18:16,239
Well, that is an oversimplification,
and you are suspended.

358
00:18:16,442 --> 00:18:19,206
Oh, come on.
You're not a teacher anymore.

359
00:18:20,246 --> 00:18:22,077
What's this?
A roll of quarters. Why?

360
00:18:22,282 --> 00:18:23,374
Funny question.

361
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,050
Friends, help me, friends.

362
00:18:27,186 --> 00:18:28,949
I'll do it. I'll move in with you.

363
00:18:29,155 --> 00:18:30,520
Fantastic, buddy.

364
00:18:30,723 --> 00:18:33,453
Come over on Saturday?
My tailor will fit you for a uniform.

365
00:18:35,895 --> 00:18:37,226
Pull him out. Pull him out.

366
00:19:03,690 --> 00:19:05,089
I thought you left.

367
00:19:06,492 --> 00:19:07,789
I couldn't go.
What happened?

368
00:19:07,994 --> 00:19:12,192
I guess as we were driving away,
I finally started living in the moment

369
00:19:12,398 --> 00:19:16,494
and I realized that, in the moment,
Greendale is where I belong.

370
00:19:18,771 --> 00:19:20,238
What are you doing out here?

371
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,432
Oh, you know, Britta and Slater
told me they loved me.

372
00:19:23,943 --> 00:19:25,410
Really?
Yeah.

373
00:19:25,611 --> 00:19:27,374
What did you do?
I ran away.

374
00:19:27,914 --> 00:19:29,381
I don't know. It's hard.

375
00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:33,416
Slater makes me feel like I do when
I write my New Year's resolutions.

376
00:19:33,619 --> 00:19:35,610
She makes me feel
like the guy I want to be.

377
00:19:36,089 --> 00:19:39,490
And Britta makes me feel like the guy
I am three weeks after New Year's,

378
00:19:39,692 --> 00:19:42,661
when I'm back to hitting my snooze
button and screening Mom's phone calls,

379
00:19:42,862 --> 00:19:44,159
back to who I really am.

380
00:19:44,364 --> 00:19:49,893
So do you try to evolve or do
you try to know what you are?

381
00:19:51,371 --> 00:19:52,565
I don't know.

382
00:19:52,772 --> 00:19:54,205
I wish I could live two lives.

383
00:19:54,407 --> 00:19:57,001
One of me would go with Vaughn,
and one of me could stay here.

384
00:19:57,210 --> 00:20:00,304
Yeah. One of me be back with Slater,
the other could try it with Britta.

385
00:20:00,513 --> 00:20:02,845
And then we could all get together
for some weird foursome.

386
00:20:05,418 --> 00:20:08,216
Um, I guess I gotta go deal with it.

387
00:20:08,421 --> 00:20:09,581
Good luck.
Heh.

388
00:20:11,457 --> 00:20:14,824
Um... I'm glad you're staying.

389
00:20:42,054 --> 00:20:44,921
Oh, my God. I'm finally popular
enough to be in the yearbook.

390
00:20:45,124 --> 00:20:48,389
What do you mean video yearbook?
Where do I sign?

391
00:20:48,594 --> 00:20:49,993
Photo not available.

392
00:20:50,196 --> 00:20:52,221
This better not be one of those
take-your-top-off videos.

393
00:20:52,432 --> 00:20:53,797
I don't believe in yearbooks.

394
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,333
I just want people to remember
there's a guy in between these things.

395
00:20:57,537 --> 00:21:00,404
Heh. What a year.
Only two pregnancy scares.

396
00:21:00,606 --> 00:21:04,098
<i>I give this year a D for delightful.</i>

397
00:21:04,577 --> 00:21:09,109
I can't believe I spent ten bucks on this.
I don't know any of these people.