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WE LOVE THE PLACE.

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I-I THINK WE'RE READY
TO BUY,

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UNLESS THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE
WE NEED TO KNOW.

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WELL, THE HOUSE IS ZONED
TO ADD ANOTHER HALF-BATH,

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AND, OH, THE LAST OWNER
MURDERED HIS FAMILY HERE.

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I MEAN, NOT ALL OF THEM
IN THE HOUSE.

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THE WIFE MADE IT
TO THE STREET.

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[ GASPS ]
OH, SORRY.

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WHY DO YOU
KEEP DISCOURAGING PEOPLE

10
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FROM BUYING MY OLD HOUSE?

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THE GUY SAID
HE WAS EIGHT YEARS SOBER.

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MORE LIKE
EIGHT YEARS SNORE-BER.

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[ LAUGHS ]
[ Chuckling ] RIGHT?

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OH, AND LOOK AT HER.

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SHE ALWAYS HAS
THAT EXPRESSION.

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SHE'S GOT
RESTING BITCH FACE.

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HUH.

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SEE, HERE'S THE DEAL --

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THE CUL-DE-SAC
IS BASICALLY JULES ISLAND,

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AND I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
VERY CAREFUL ABOUT

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WHO'S ALLOWED
TO LIVE ON THE ISLAND.

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HEY, THERE, NEIGHBORS!

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HE WAS HERE
WHEN I GOT HERE.

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[ CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY ]

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UH, YOU MIND
IF I USE YOUR MUG?

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NO, BECAUSE IT'S
YOUR MUG NOW.

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THANKS, PONY BOY.

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HE'S CALLING ME PONY BOY

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BECAUSE HE SLEEP-WALKED
INTO OUR BEDROOM LAST NIGHT

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AND TRIED TO MOUNT ME.

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IT WAS ADORABLE.

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WOW, YOU FINALLY HAD
A THREESOME

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WITH GRAYSON
AND A FAMILY MEMBER.

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I ALWAYS THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE TRAVIS.

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ME TOO.

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I LOVE HAVING FAMILY AROUND.

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[ GASPS ] YOU KNOW
WHAT WOULD BE AMAZING?

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BESIDES YOUR DAD
NOT SLEEPING NUDE?
[ CLICKS TONGUE ]

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IF TRAVIS AND LAURIE
BOUGHT YOUR OLD HOUSE.

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SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

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DEEP DOWN,
YOU KNOW YOU'D LIKE IT.

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IMAGINARY KNIFE.

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CKK! PBHT!

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BLEH!
OOH! AHH...

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OOH!
[ Weakly ] THANK YOU.

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[ THUD ]
[ Weakly ]
YOU'RE WELCOME.

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ARE YOU GUYS DONE?

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JULES,
THERE ARE ENOUGH PEOPLE

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HANGING OUT
IN THIS HOUSE ALREADY.

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WE DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE
IN OUR HOUSE.

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"OUR HOUSE"?

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COME ON, DIME EYES.

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YOU KNOW THAT THIS HOUSE
REALLY BELONGS TO JULES AND ME.

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YOU'RE JUST OUR GUEST.

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ARE YOU LISTENING TO HER?

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YOU HAVE YOUR OWN KEY.

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THAT'S GOT TO COUNT
FOR SOMETHING.

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ALL RIGHT, I THINK WE ALL KNOW
WHAT'S HAPPENING TOMORROW.

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TOMORROW'S THURSDAY, SO JULES
BLEACHES HER CUTE
LITTLE 'STACHE,

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ELLIE GIVES STAN HIS WEEKLY HUG,

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AND TRAVIS SAYS
HE'S GOING TO THE GYM

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BUT ACTUALLY GOES
TO THE DOUGHNUT SHOP.

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MUSCLES ARE FOR LOSERS.
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

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TOM, DO YOU HAVE EVERYONE'S
DAILY SCHEDULE MEMORIZED?

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YOU'RE GONNA KILL US ALL
SOMEDAY, AREN'T YOU?
I DON'T KNOW.

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WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY
IS THAT TOMORROW NIGHT

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AT 11:48 P.M.
IS JULES' BIRTHDAY.

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Together: YAY!

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AS USUAL,
I ASSUME YOU ARE GOING TO DO

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EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER
TO RUIN IT.

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WELL, I'LL TRY NOT TO,
BUT IT'S PROBABLY GONNA HAPPEN.

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THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL
ABOUT KILLING YOU ALL.

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WHILE I KNOW
THAT YOUR EXPECTATIONS

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ARE SO HIGH THAT NO HUMAN BEING
COULD POSSIBLY MEET THEM,

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THIS YEAR, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE
AN AMAZING BIRTHDAY.

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I WILL DEFEAT YOU.

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CAN'T BE DONE.

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I'M WAY TOO STRONG
WHEN IT COMES

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TO SABOTAGING
MY OWN HAPPINESS.

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EVERYTHING YOU DO
WILL FALL SHORT

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TO WHAT I'VE BUILT UP
IN MY HEAD.

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WELL,
MAYBE IT WOULD BE EASIER

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IF YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR PRESENTS
THAT WERE IMPOSSIBLE TO GET.

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I'VE SEEN A BABY TIGER.

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I KNOW THEY EXIST.

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THEY DO.

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I TRIED TO STEAL YOU ONE
AT A CIRCUS LAST YEAR

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AND ENDED UP
IN CIRCUS PRISON.

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YOU KNOW THOSE
LITTLE, RED TRAIN CARS

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WITH THE BARS LIKE
IN "DUMBO"?

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THAT'S WHAT THEY USE
FOR THEIR JAILS.

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AND F.Y.I.,
IF AN ANIMAL MISBEHAVES,

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IT GETS THROWN
IN THE SAME CELL.

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THERE WAS THIS
ADORABLE LITTLE MONKEY --

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APPARENTLY HE WENT NUTS
UNDER THE BIG TOP

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AND STARTED RUNNING AROUND
AND RIPPING THE EARRINGS

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OFF OF WOMEN, YOU KNOW,
LOBES AND ALL.

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BUT HE ENDED UP
ACTUALLY BEING, LIKE,

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A PRETTY SOLID
LITTLE DUDE.

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HE'S HOW I GOT OUT
OF THERE.

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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO ASK THIS

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AFTER ONE
OF YOUR RIDICULOUS STORIES.

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IS ANY OF THAT TRUE?

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YOU'D HAVE TO READ IT BACK
TO ME.

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SO, WHAT'S THIS YEAR'S
INSANE GIFT REQUEST?

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YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE FUN

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TO DIE AND GET TO SEE
YOUR OWN FUNERAL.

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WOULDN'T IT BE AWESOME
TO BE ABLE TO HEAR

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WHAT PEOPLE HAD TO SAY
ABOUT YOU?

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YOU KNOW, TO SEE WHO
WAS CRYING AND WHO WASN'T?

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OOH, I WONDER IF MY
FIRST BOYFRIEND WOULD SHOW UP.

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I HOPE HE'S FAT.

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YEAH, I DON'T THINK
THEY SELL THAT AT TARGET.

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OH, HEY, HONEY.

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NO, WE'RE HAVING
GIRL COFFEE TIME,

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SO WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE BABY BOBBY

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AND JUST STROLL HIM
AROUND THE PLAZA FOR A BIT?

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'KAY, BABE?
YEAH, BABE.

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WHY DON'T YOU GO BE
JELLYBEAN'S BITCH

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AND WALK YOUR BABY AROUND
IN A CIRCLE?

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OH, WELL,
NOW I'M GONNA STAY.

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I'LL JUST BE
ONE OF THE GALS.

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ALL RIGHT, LET ME TELL YOU
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH MY VAGINA.

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CATCH YOU LATER.
WHAT --

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WELL PLAYED.

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IMAGINARY HAT.

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IMAGINARY CONFETTI.

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WHOO!
YAY!

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WHAT ARE WE DOING?

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I'M NOT EXPLAINING THAT
TO YOU AGAIN.

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I'M HAVING AN ANNOYING PROBLEM
ON THE HOME FRONT.

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OH, WELL, JUST LET ANDY DO IT
ONCE AND HE'LL STOP ASKING.

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WHAT?
WHAT?
WHAT?

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I'M TALKING ABOUT STAN.

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THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
IN GULFHAVEN IS TERRIBLE.

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NO, IT'S NOT.

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I WENT THERE.

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I GOT STRAIGHT O's.

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THEY ONLY GIVE TWO GRADES --
"OKAY" AND "NOT OKAY."

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OH.
DO WE THINK A GOOD EDUCATION
REALLY MATTERS FOR KIDS?

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YEAH, PEOPLE ARE SPLIT
ON THAT.

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PLUS,
STAN'S SCIENCE TEACHER

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GOT HER DEGREE
FROM BEAUTY SCHOOL.

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OH, MRS. ORTIZ!
I LOVE HER.

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SHE TAUGHT ME HOW
TO CORNROW MY HAIR.

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AND I TAUGHT HER ENGLISH.

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CAN YOU HELP ME OUT?
I CAN'T REACH THIS SPOT.

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FINE.

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BUT LET'S NOT MAKE IT
WEIRD.

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OH, YEAH.

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OH, DEEP AND HARD.
THAT'S IT.

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I WIN!

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I THOUGHT OF THE MOST
PERFECT GIFT FOR JULES.

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NAME THE ONE THING
THAT ANYONE WOULD KILL FOR.

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A MACHINE THAT WILL WIPE OUT MY
MEMORY OF THE LAST 10 SECONDS?

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YOU LOVED IT.
TO JULES, I GIVE...

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THE GIFT OF BOBBY.

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Beer me, A-train!

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Ahhh.

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Man, how great is this?

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I got no pants on,

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and I'm hanging out
with the fellas.

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THAT'S RIGHT.
NO ONE CAN TOP MY GIFT.

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Your gift?
This is my gift.

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NO, NO,
THE GIFT OF BOBBY'S FROM ME.

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Well,
the gift of me is me.

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DUMBEST FIGHT EVER.

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BOBBY, HOW ARE YOU GONNA GIVE
YOURSELF TO JULES IF I DO THIS?

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BOBBY: Why is it so dark
in here?

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Come on, man.
This is scary.

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THEN SAY IT.
Fine.

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The gift of me
is from you.

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[ CHUCKLES ]
HEY.

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TRAV AND LAURIE ARE DOING
A WINEBULANCE EVENT

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AT THE END
OF THE PLAZA.

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CAN I GET A GLASS OF WINE
FOR THE WALK?

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IT'S ONLY LIKE
50 FEET AWAY.

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OH, RIGHT.
GIVE ME TWO.

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I GOT YOU THE MOST AMAZING GIFT
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.

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I PRESENT YOU...
THIS.

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Happy birthday, J-bird!

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AWW, THAT'S AWESOME.

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YOUR HUSBAND'S
AN AWESOME BACK SCRATCHER.

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ASK ME HOW I KNOW THAT.

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OKAY.

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WOW, THE WINEBULANCE
IS CRUSHING IT.

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WHAT'S THE EVENT?

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THE GULFHAVEN
SCOOTER CLUB.

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THANKS.
SEEMS SAFE.

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WE DIDN'T JUDGE WHEN WE HOSTED
THAT FIVE-MILE OPEN-OCEAN

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"SWIM AND DRINK WINE" RACE,
AND WE'RE NOT JUDGING HERE.

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IS EVERYONE
FROM THAT OCEAN RACE OKAY?

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LET'S JUST SAY THAT THEY
EVENTUALLY FOUND EVERYONE.

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[ GASPS ]
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

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I-I CAN'T CATCH
MY BREATH.
HERE, DRINK THIS.

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BABE, THAT'S HOW THINGS WENT BAD
AT THE OCEAN RACE.

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

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STAN CAN GO
TO THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

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IN THE NEXT TOWN OVER.

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OH, WELL, THAT'S GREAT.

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BUT WE HAVE TO MOVE.

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[ GASPS ]

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THAT'S WHY
I CARRY TWO GLASSES.

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IT HAS THREE BEDROOMS, UM,
IT'S IN A GREAT NEIGHBORHOOD,

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AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU HAVE TO MOVE SO QUICKLY.

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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

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FOR STAN TO GO TO THE
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN THIS TOWN,

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WE NEED AN ADDRESS
BY THE FIRST OF THE MONTH,

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AND THAT'S TOMORROW.
OH, I HATE THIS SO MUCH.

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AND WITH THAT JACUZZI
IN THE MASTER,

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WE CAN FINALLY TAKE
A BATH TOGETHER AGAIN.

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DID YOU SAY "AGAIN"?
WHAT?

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BOBBY: What?
WHAT?

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I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE MOVING.

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I DON'T SEE
WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.

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WE'RE ONLY MOVING
10 MINUTES AWAY.

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YOU SAID EIGHT!

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I DON'T KNOW
HOW I'M GONNA LIVE MY LIFE

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NOT KNOWING THAT YOU'RE THERE
WHENEVER I NEED YOU.

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I KNOW, SWEETIE.

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Andy and I live
in different states,

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but we find a way to see
each other's wiener every day.

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WHAT?
WHAT?

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WHAT?
What?

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BOBBY AND I WILL BE
IN THE CAR.

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OH, HEY, JULES,

227
00:07:40,834 --> 00:07:44,047
I KNOW YOU AND ELLIE
ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS,

228
00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:47,430
BUT YOU'VE ALWAYS TAKEN TIME
TO MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL.

229
00:07:47,430 --> 00:07:50,093
THANK YOU FOR THAT.

230
00:07:54,137 --> 00:07:56,640
THIS HOUSE COULD BE OURS.

231
00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:57,981
WE COULD FINALLY DO IT.

232
00:07:57,981 --> 00:07:59,943
WE COULD START
OUR NEW LIVES TOGETHER

233
00:07:59,943 --> 00:08:01,524
AND LIVE HERE
AS A COUPLE.

234
00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:03,907
WE COULD GET MATCHING ROBES
THAT SAY "HERS" AND "HERS."

235
00:08:03,907 --> 00:08:06,820
I COULD FINALLY WEAR
ALL THOSE VESTS THAT I LOVE.

236
00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,573
YOU'D PROBABLY MISS YOUR
STUPID HUSBAND, THOUGH, RIGHT?

237
00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:10,824
YEAH, I WOULD.

238
00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,656
YOU'D MISS YOURS, TOO,
RIGHT?

239
00:08:12,656 --> 00:08:14,748
[ SIGHS ] I WOULD.
DON'T TELL ANYONE.

240
00:08:14,748 --> 00:08:18,501
[ CHUCKLES ]
AWW.

241
00:08:18,501 --> 00:08:21,214
I STILL LIKE RESTING MY HEAD
ON YOUR BOOBS.

242
00:08:21,214 --> 00:08:22,716
I KNOW, SWEETIE.

243
00:08:22,716 --> 00:08:23,967
MWAH!

244
00:08:23,967 --> 00:08:26,469
OH, I JUST REALLY NEEDED
A BABY FIX.

245
00:08:26,469 --> 00:08:29,803
YOU KNOW,
ELLIE LEAVING KICKS ASS,

246
00:08:29,803 --> 00:08:31,845
BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOT
TO EAT THE SWORD

247
00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,306
AND SLAP OUT OF IT,
YOU KNOW?

248
00:08:33,306 --> 00:08:35,809
TOTES. HEY, YOU KNOW
WHAT MIGHT CHEER HER UP?

249
00:08:35,809 --> 00:08:39,062
TELL HER.
AT THE WINE EVENT,
WE MET THIS OLD, RICH GUY

250
00:08:39,062 --> 00:08:41,354
WHO HAPPENS TO THINK DELIVERING
WINE TO PEOPLE IN A WINEBULANCE

251
00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,606
IS A GREAT BUSINESS IDEA.

252
00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:44,147
HE WANTS TO MEET WITH US.

253
00:08:44,147 --> 00:08:47,070
USUALLY WHEN OLD, RICH GUYS
OFFER ME MONEY,

254
00:08:47,070 --> 00:08:49,192
I END UP IN A HAREM,
BUT THIS JUST FEELS DIFFERENT.

255
00:08:49,192 --> 00:08:51,074
I MEAN, FIRST OF ALL,
HE DOESN'T WANT EITHER ONE OF US

256
00:08:51,074 --> 00:08:53,747
TO BE IN OUR BATHING SUITS,
SO...HM.

257
00:08:53,747 --> 00:08:55,458
TRAVIS,
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.

258
00:08:55,458 --> 00:08:57,701
BE NOWHERE WITHOUT YOU.

259
00:08:57,701 --> 00:09:01,164
I MEAN...
YOU'VE ALWAYS BELIEVED

260
00:09:01,164 --> 00:09:03,586
AND SUPPORTED ME
IN ALL THESE THINGS.

261
00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:06,259
IT'S...YOU'RE THE BEST MOM
I COULD ASK FOR.

262
00:09:06,259 --> 00:09:07,971
THAT IS SO SWEET.

263
00:09:07,971 --> 00:09:09,262
DO YOU WANT LAURIE
TO LEAVE

264
00:09:09,262 --> 00:09:10,804
SO YOU CAN BRING
THAT THOUGHT HOME

265
00:09:10,804 --> 00:09:12,976
AND TELL ME I'M THE MOST
IMPORTANT WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE?

266
00:09:12,976 --> 00:09:15,098
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME.

267
00:09:15,098 --> 00:09:19,432
THE LOVE BETWEEN YOU AND TRAV
IS TRULY BEAUTIFUL.

268
00:09:19,432 --> 00:09:21,314
I REALLY FEEL LIKE
HE'S MY SOUL MATE.

269
00:09:21,314 --> 00:09:22,726
I'M JUST DROPPING BY
TO LET YOU KNOW

270
00:09:22,726 --> 00:09:24,147
THAT, UH,
MY GIRLFRIEND, MARY, THINKS

271
00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,989
I SHOULD STOP HANGING AROUND
OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW.

272
00:09:25,989 --> 00:09:27,490
SOMETHING ABOUT
MISSING OUR ANNIVERSARY

273
00:09:27,490 --> 00:09:28,732
TO WATCH YOU DRINK COFFEE.

274
00:09:28,732 --> 00:09:30,493
BUT THAT WAS
SUCH A FUN MORNING.

275
00:09:30,493 --> 00:09:32,235
WASN'T IT?

276
00:09:32,235 --> 00:09:34,327
YOU KNOW, I NEVER HAD
A FRIEND LIKE YOU BEFORE.

277
00:09:34,327 --> 00:09:36,239
YOU'VE ALWAYS MADE ME
FEEL INCLUDED.

278
00:09:36,239 --> 00:09:37,661
I'M SO GRATEFUL
FOR THAT.

279
00:09:39,082 --> 00:09:41,835
I, UH --
I BROUGHT YOUR ROBE BACK.

280
00:09:41,835 --> 00:09:43,126
WHY DO YOU HAVE MY ROBE?

281
00:09:43,126 --> 00:09:44,838
MUST HAVE GOT MIXED IN
WITH MY MAIL.

282
00:09:47,210 --> 00:09:50,013
WHY DO WE HAVE TO GET DRESSED UP
FOR YOUR DAMN BIRTHDAY PARTY?

283
00:09:50,013 --> 00:09:51,634
I'M OUT.

284
00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,887
DAD, THE LADIES
ARE GONNA BE ALL OVER YOU.

285
00:09:53,887 --> 00:09:56,349
OKAY, I'M IN,
BUT WE HAVE TO STOP FOR CONDOMS.

286
00:09:56,349 --> 00:09:58,351
WHAT?
WHAT?
WHAT?

287
00:09:58,351 --> 00:10:00,263
F.Y.I., JUNEBUG,

288
00:10:00,263 --> 00:10:02,565
MY COUSIN POOTIE
IS PASSING THROUGH TOWN,

289
00:10:02,565 --> 00:10:03,977
AND AFTER THE PARTY,

290
00:10:03,977 --> 00:10:05,648
I'M GONNA HITCH A RIDE
WITH POOTS

291
00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:07,190
TO HIS PLACE
DOWN IN THE KEYS.

292
00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,942
I'M GONNA SPEND
A FEW WEEKS DOWN THERE

293
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,443
WHILE MY HEALTH
IS STILL GOOD.

294
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,035
BUT, DAD,
YOU LIVE HERE.

295
00:10:12,035 --> 00:10:13,697
OH, SWEETHEART.

296
00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:16,489
YOU'RE SUCH
A GREAT DAUGHTER.

297
00:10:16,489 --> 00:10:18,952
YOU TAKE SUCH GOOD CARE
OF ME.

298
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,744
NOT A DAY GOES BY

299
00:10:20,744 --> 00:10:22,996
THAT I DON'T WISH
YOUR MOTHER WAS HERE

300
00:10:22,996 --> 00:10:25,959
SO SHE COULD SEE WHAT
A WONDERFUL WOMAN YOU'VE BECOME.

301
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,210
[ SIGHS ]

302
00:10:31,004 --> 00:10:34,057
ARE YOU FREAKING OUT, TOO?
Grayson: YEAH.

303
00:10:34,057 --> 00:10:35,719
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I MARRIED SOMEONE

304
00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,390
WITH A FAMILY MEMBER
NAMED POOTIE.

305
00:10:37,390 --> 00:10:39,432
THAT'S NOT WHY
I'M FREAKING OUT.

306
00:10:39,432 --> 00:10:42,015
I-I JUST FEEL LIKE EVERYONE
IS ABANDONING ME.

307
00:10:42,015 --> 00:10:45,228
ELLIE, ANDY, TOM,
AND NOW DAD?

308
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,231
WHY ARE YOU SMILING?

309
00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,193
JULES,
YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE HAVING

310
00:10:50,193 --> 00:10:52,695
ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY
AT OUR HOUSE ALL THE TIME.

311
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,317
NO, YOU DON'T.
I KNOW.

312
00:10:54,317 --> 00:10:55,909
I'M JUST SOFTENING YOU UP
BEFORE I MAKE MY POINT.

313
00:10:55,909 --> 00:10:58,621
WE DO LIVE ON AN ISLAND,

314
00:10:58,621 --> 00:11:01,995
BUT WE HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS
ON WHAT THAT ISLAND SHOULD BE.

315
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:05,168
YOU SEE, ON GRAYSON ISLAND,
WE WALK AROUND ALL DAY NUDE,

316
00:11:05,168 --> 00:11:07,210
JUST DRINKING WATER
FROM COCONUTS

317
00:11:07,210 --> 00:11:09,712
BECAUSE IT'S JUST US.

318
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:12,886
THERE'S A DOCK ON GRAYSON ISLAND
SO PEOPLE CAN COME VISIT,

319
00:11:12,886 --> 00:11:14,387
BUT WHEN NIGHTTIME COMES,

320
00:11:14,387 --> 00:11:16,760
THEY HAVE TO GET BACK
ON THEIR BOAT AND GO.

321
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,601
COCONUT WATER
GIVES ME FRUIT FARTS.

322
00:11:18,601 --> 00:11:20,013
THAT'S AN IMPORTANT POINT.

323
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,345
BUT YOU SEE,
THE PROBLEM WITH JULES ISLAND

324
00:11:22,345 --> 00:11:24,848
IS THAT THERE IS NO DOCK,
SO EVERYONE YOU KNOW

325
00:11:24,848 --> 00:11:27,020
IS CRAMMED ON THE ISLAND
ALL THE TIME,

326
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,731
AND THEY CAN'T GET OFF,
EVER.

327
00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:32,906
THAT'S WHY GRAYSON ISLAND
IS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.

328
00:11:32,906 --> 00:11:35,738
YOU CAN STILL SEE
ALL THE PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT,

329
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:39,072
AND WE CAN ALSO HAVE MORE TIME
FOR US.

330
00:11:39,072 --> 00:11:41,825
IT'LL BE GREAT.
I PROMISE.

331
00:11:41,825 --> 00:11:44,127
WELL, CAN I BE THE QUEEN
OF GRAYSON ISLAND?

332
00:11:44,127 --> 00:11:47,500
CAN I ORDER YOU AROUND
LIKE MY NAKED LITTLE BITCH?

333
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,172
AT YOUR SERVICE.

334
00:11:49,172 --> 00:11:52,085
[ CHUCKLES ]

335
00:11:52,085 --> 00:11:54,587
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

336
00:11:54,587 --> 00:11:57,090
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

337
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,513
Laurie: OH, YEAH, OH!
[ PENNY RATTLES ]

338
00:12:00,513 --> 00:12:01,764
TRENDY NIGHTCLUB...

339
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:04,557
Together: ...PENNY CAN!
WHOO!

340
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,100
Man, this party's
the bee's boobs.

341
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:09,442
IS THIS SOME SORT
OF VIRTUAL HILLBILLY APP?

342
00:12:09,442 --> 00:12:10,603
Her-dee-der-der!

343
00:12:10,603 --> 00:12:14,357
GUYS, SO FAR,
THIS BIRTHDAY ROCKS!

344
00:12:14,357 --> 00:12:16,359
I GET TO SPEND TIME
WITH ALL THE PEOPLE

345
00:12:16,359 --> 00:12:18,952
THAT I CARE ABOUT MOST...
AND MARY.

346
00:12:18,952 --> 00:12:20,743
I'M READY
TO OPEN SOME PRESENTS.

347
00:12:20,743 --> 00:12:22,325
WHERE YOU HIDING THEM?

348
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,077
THE REASON
NO ONE CAN RUIN

349
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,668
YOUR BIRTHDAY GIFT THIS YEAR
IS...

350
00:12:25,668 --> 00:12:26,709
THIS.

351
00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:27,710
TA-DA!

352
00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:29,002
YOU BOUGHT ME A NIGHTCLUB?

353
00:12:29,002 --> 00:12:32,335
NO, THIS, US,
TONIGHT...IS YOUR GIFT.

354
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,087
SO NO PRESENTS?

355
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,548
I GOT WEED.

356
00:12:35,548 --> 00:12:36,920
WHAT?
WHAT?
WHAT?

357
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,261
WHAT?
WHAT?
WHAT?

358
00:12:38,261 --> 00:12:40,513
Together: WHAT?
What?
WHAT?

359
00:12:40,513 --> 00:12:42,015
JULES, HEAR ME OUT,
OKAY?

360
00:12:42,015 --> 00:12:43,927
WE START YOUR PARTY
DRINKING HERE,

361
00:12:43,927 --> 00:12:47,270
WHERE YOU HAVE THE POWER
TO MAKE ANY ONE OF US DANCE

362
00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:50,523
WITH ANYONE ELSE
IN THE STYLE OF YOUR CHOOSING.

363
00:12:50,523 --> 00:12:52,145
TRAVIS SLOW DANCES
WITH ME.

364
00:12:52,145 --> 00:12:53,316
SAW THAT COMING.
MM-HMM.

365
00:12:54,527 --> 00:12:56,489
THEN IT'S OFF TO THE BEACH
FOR A BONFIRE,

366
00:12:56,489 --> 00:12:58,241
WHERE, ONE BY ONE,
WE EACH TELL YOU

367
00:12:58,241 --> 00:12:59,943
OUR BIGGEST PERSONAL PROBLEM,

368
00:12:59,943 --> 00:13:03,206
AND THEN WE HAVE TO LISTEN
WHILE YOU TELL US HOW TO FIX IT.

369
00:13:03,206 --> 00:13:05,999
WELL, THAT IS THE BEST GIFT
FOR ME. AND YOU!

370
00:13:05,999 --> 00:13:09,212
4:00 A.M., WE ALL GO
TO A DINER FOR PANCAKES,

371
00:13:09,212 --> 00:13:12,375
WHERE WE ALL GIVE TOASTS
TO YOU.

372
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,757
GRAYSON HAD US TYPE OUT
OUR TOASTS BEFOREHAND

373
00:13:14,757 --> 00:13:16,589
IN CASE YOU NEED
TO REWRITE THEM.

374
00:13:16,589 --> 00:13:19,012
[ CHUCKLES ]
WHO WANTS A DRINK?

375
00:13:19,012 --> 00:13:20,673
ME.
BOBBY: I do!
ME!

376
00:13:20,673 --> 00:13:23,846
WHY AREN'T JELLY
AND TANK HEAD DRINKING?

377
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:26,389
[ GASPS ] YOU'RE NOT
PREGNANT AGAIN, ARE YOU?

378
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,810
NO.

379
00:13:27,810 --> 00:13:30,733
I MEAN, HONESTLY, MAYBE.
I DON'T KNOW. WHO KNOWS?

380
00:13:30,733 --> 00:13:32,775
WE HAVE BEEN HITTING IT
PRETTY HARD LATELY.

381
00:13:32,775 --> 00:13:35,738
[ ALL SHUDDER ]
SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?

382
00:13:35,738 --> 00:13:38,861
JUST THAT -- THAT RICH,
OLD INVESTOR

383
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,985
THAT WANTED TO MEET WITH TRAV
ABOUT THE WINEBULANCE,

384
00:13:41,985 --> 00:13:44,487
HE WANTS TO FRANCHISE IT.
[ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ]

385
00:13:44,487 --> 00:13:46,990
AND HE'S IN SOUTH CAROLINA.

386
00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:49,412
HE WANTS US
TO RELOCATE THERE.

387
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,294
[ SQUEALS ]

388
00:13:51,294 --> 00:13:54,127
THERE'S ACTUALLY, UH,
AN INVESTOR MEETING
TOMORROW MORNING,

389
00:13:54,127 --> 00:13:56,499
SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO LEAVE TONIGHT.

390
00:13:56,499 --> 00:13:59,212
GET ME BIG CHUCK, PLEASE.
NO.

391
00:13:59,212 --> 00:14:00,964
YES.
OKAY.

392
00:14:10,313 --> 00:14:12,225
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

393
00:14:13,646 --> 00:14:16,569
UH...
CHUCK IS DEAD.

394
00:14:16,569 --> 00:14:19,112
THIS PARTY IS OVER.

395
00:14:19,112 --> 00:14:21,654
[ Voice breaking ]
I WANT TO GO HOME.

396
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,872
THEY'RE TAKING THE CHAIR.
I KNOW YOU'RE SAD,

397
00:14:29,872 --> 00:14:32,295
BUT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SAD
ABOUT EACH ITEM.

398
00:14:32,295 --> 00:14:34,207
THEY'RE TAKING
THE OTHER CHAIR.

399
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,918
I THOUGHT WE'D STILL BE
AT YOUR BIRTHDAY.

400
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:38,631
WHO MOVES AT NIGHT?
THIS IS INSANE.

401
00:14:38,631 --> 00:14:40,043
SWEETIE, WE'RE MOVING,

402
00:14:40,043 --> 00:14:41,594
BUT I'M NEVER GONNA BE
OUT OF YOUR LIFE.

403
00:14:41,594 --> 00:14:44,217
BEFORE I MET YOU,
I WAS SO CLOSED-OFF,

404
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,970
AND YOU GOT ME TO OPEN UP
AND CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

405
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,761
I WILL ALWAYS HATE YOU
FOR THAT.

406
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:53,356
BUT I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
FOR IT.

407
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:59,062
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

408
00:14:59,062 --> 00:15:01,444
THIS IS TOO MUCH.

409
00:15:01,444 --> 00:15:03,446
I CAN'T DO THIS
RIGHT NOW.

410
00:15:15,038 --> 00:15:17,710
OH.

411
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:19,882
BOBBY: Hey, J-bird.

412
00:15:19,882 --> 00:15:23,006
I told Ando here to make me
look like a human being.

413
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:25,548
Look, Jules,
I just want to say one thing.

414
00:15:25,548 --> 00:15:27,680
Even though
we're not together anymore,

415
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,853
You still were
the greatest thing
that ever happened to me.

416
00:15:30,853 --> 00:15:33,766
You made me a better man.

417
00:15:35,898 --> 00:15:38,861
Oh, Jules, your house is moving!
Get out of there!

418
00:15:38,861 --> 00:15:40,363
WHAT THE HELL
IS HAPPENING?

419
00:15:40,363 --> 00:15:43,526
DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO LEAVE
THIS SECOND?!

420
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,528
ALL PACKED UP.
GONNA HEAD OUT.

421
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,280
QUICK GOODBYE HUG?

422
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,032
Grayson: I'LL TURN AWAY

423
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,324
SO YOU CAN BE INAPPROPRIATE
WITH YOUR SON.

424
00:15:51,324 --> 00:15:52,915
YOU'RE A NERD.

425
00:15:52,915 --> 00:15:54,537
WELL...

426
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,419
FIND A SCIENCE-Y WAY FOR ME
TO LIVE IN YOUR BLOOD.

427
00:15:56,419 --> 00:15:57,920
GOD!

428
00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:00,923
THERE YOU GO.
ALL DONE.

429
00:16:00,923 --> 00:16:02,385
MOM.

430
00:16:02,385 --> 00:16:03,676
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

431
00:16:03,676 --> 00:16:05,178
LET'S JUST WALK OUT
LIKE THIS.

432
00:16:05,178 --> 00:16:08,341
OH, DON'T LEAVE ME.

433
00:16:08,341 --> 00:16:10,433
WE'LL CALL YOU
WHEN WE GET THERE.

434
00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:12,014
STAY HERE WITH ME.

435
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,477
LAURIE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
FOR YOU.
WHAT?

436
00:16:14,477 --> 00:16:15,898
WHAT?
WHAT?

437
00:16:15,898 --> 00:16:18,271
JUST, PLEASE, I WANT SOMEONE
TO STAY WITH ME.

438
00:16:18,271 --> 00:16:20,733
LAURIE, DON'T GO.

439
00:16:20,733 --> 00:16:22,105
OH.
[ SNIFFLES ]

440
00:16:22,105 --> 00:16:24,947
YOU KNOW,
YOU WERE THE FIRST PERSON

441
00:16:24,947 --> 00:16:26,409
WHO EVER BELIEVED IN ME.

442
00:16:26,409 --> 00:16:28,491
YOU SHOWED ME
THAT I WAS MORE

443
00:16:28,491 --> 00:16:30,993
THAN JUST A HOT PIECE
OF TOWNIE TAIL

444
00:16:30,993 --> 00:16:33,746
WITH LEGS THAT WON'T QUIT
AND AN ASS THAT'S LIKE BA-POW

445
00:16:33,746 --> 00:16:35,578
AND A FACE THAT SAYS,
"YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO."

446
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,210
[ CHUCKLES ]

447
00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:40,123
YOU CHANGED MY LIFE,
JULES.

448
00:16:41,874 --> 00:16:45,668
AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

449
00:16:45,668 --> 00:16:47,840
I LOVE YOU, TOO, LAURIE.

450
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,593
COME ON, LET'S GO.
OKAY, BYE.

451
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,845
[ SMOOCHES ]

452
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,057
[ VEHICLE DOORS CLOSE,
ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

453
00:17:01,444 --> 00:17:03,816
WHY IS EVERYONE
LEAVING ME?

454
00:17:03,816 --> 00:17:06,359
I WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU.

455
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,282
I MEAN, I'M LEAVING RIGHT NOW.
I'M GONNA GO TO WORK.

456
00:17:09,282 --> 00:17:11,244
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

457
00:17:11,244 --> 00:17:13,326
I FIGURED THIS NIGHT
WAS SO SHOT TO HELL,

458
00:17:13,326 --> 00:17:15,198
MIGHT AS WELL
GO MAKE US SOME MONEY.

459
00:17:15,198 --> 00:17:18,331
THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY
OF MY LIFE.

460
00:17:18,331 --> 00:17:20,913
MY HEART IS BROKEN.

461
00:17:20,913 --> 00:17:22,205
AND I'M SORRY, OKAY?

462
00:17:22,205 --> 00:17:24,417
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE
ON GRAYSON ISLAND.

463
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:25,798
I MEAN, I WANT YOU.

464
00:17:25,798 --> 00:17:28,131
I DO. I LOVE YOU.
I WANT YOU FOREVER.

465
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,712
BUT YOU KNOW ME.

466
00:17:29,712 --> 00:17:31,384
I HAVE WAY TOO MUCH LOVE
TO GIVE.

467
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,055
YOU COULDN'T HANDLE
ALL THAT LOVE.

468
00:17:33,055 --> 00:17:34,557
THAT'S STUPID.
REALLY?

469
00:17:34,557 --> 00:17:36,679
ALL THE LOVE
THAT I GIVE EVERYONE

470
00:17:36,679 --> 00:17:38,771
DIRECTED AT YOU 24/7.

471
00:17:38,771 --> 00:17:40,183
YEAH,
THAT WOULD NOT BE GOOD.

472
00:17:40,183 --> 00:17:42,064
GRAYSON,
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO ME

473
00:17:42,064 --> 00:17:44,317
IN MY LIFE
ARE THE PEOPLE IN IT.

474
00:17:44,317 --> 00:17:46,989
IT'S EVERYTHING TO ME.

475
00:17:46,989 --> 00:17:49,152
AND NOW THEY'RE GONE.

476
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:52,575
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
I ACTUALLY MISS THEM, TOO.

477
00:17:52,575 --> 00:17:54,617
YOU KNOW,
I SPENT MY ENTIRE LIFE

478
00:17:54,617 --> 00:17:56,829
BUILDING THESE WALLS
AROUND MYSELF,

479
00:17:56,829 --> 00:18:01,164
BUT THEN MY WIFE, JULES,
SHE BROKE THOSE WALLS DOWN.

480
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:04,707
I LOVE JULES SO MUCH.

481
00:18:04,707 --> 00:18:07,750
MY LIFE DIDN'T REALLY START
UNTIL AFTER I MET HER.

482
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:10,423
WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME
LIKE I'M DEAD?

483
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,636
WELL, ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANTED
AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT?

484
00:18:13,636 --> 00:18:15,638
TO GO TO YOUR OWN FUNERAL
AND HEAR

485
00:18:15,638 --> 00:18:18,641
ALL THE AMAZING THINGS
PEOPLE HAD TO SAY ABOUT YOU?

486
00:18:18,641 --> 00:18:21,474
WELL, YOU'VE ALWAYS TAKEN

487
00:18:21,474 --> 00:18:23,436
THE TIME
TO MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL.

488
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,897
I DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE JUST...

489
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:27,270
YOU'RE THE BEST MOM
I COULD EVER ASK FOR.

490
00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:29,572
YOU ALWAYS MADE ME
FEEL INCLUDED.

491
00:18:29,572 --> 00:18:32,365
OH, SWEETHEART,
YOU'RE SUCH A GREAT DAUGHTER.

492
00:18:32,365 --> 00:18:34,737
YOU MADE ME A BETTER MAN.

493
00:18:34,737 --> 00:18:37,450
YOU CHANGED MY LIFE, JULES.

494
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,122
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

495
00:18:44,627 --> 00:18:46,839
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

496
00:18:46,839 --> 00:18:49,252
AND WHAT'S THIS ABOUT
WORST BIRTHDAY EVER?

497
00:18:49,252 --> 00:18:51,794
I MEAN, YOUR BIRTHDAY
DOESN'T OFFICIALLY START

498
00:18:51,794 --> 00:18:57,300
UNTIL 11:48 P.M., WHICH
IT HAPPENS TO BE RIGHT NOW.

499
00:18:57,300 --> 00:19:00,683
HEY, TOM, HIT IT.

500
00:19:00,683 --> 00:19:03,356
♪ OH, WHO-O-O-A ♪

501
00:19:03,356 --> 00:19:06,689
♪ WHO-O-O-O-A ♪

502
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:11,314
♪ OH, WHO-O-O-A ♪

503
00:19:11,314 --> 00:19:14,156
♪ WHO-O-O-O-A ♪

504
00:19:14,156 --> 00:19:15,908
YOU DIDN'T LEAVE?

505
00:19:15,908 --> 00:19:18,741
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH STAN'S SCHOOL.

506
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,373
SHE'D NEVER LET ME MOVE.

507
00:19:20,373 --> 00:19:21,954
WHO'S GONNA INVEST

508
00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:25,588
IN A BROKEN-DOWN AMBULANCE
THAT SERVES WINE?
HEY.

509
00:19:25,588 --> 00:19:27,500
OH, COME ON, BABE,
YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.

510
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:31,173
JUNEBUG, WE DON'T HAVE
A COUSIN NAMED POOTIE.

511
00:19:31,173 --> 00:19:33,296
[ Laughing ]
NO ONE DOES.

512
00:19:33,296 --> 00:19:36,008
SO, YOU JUST STRIPPED ME
OF EVERYTHING,

513
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,720
JUST SO YOU WOULD HAVE
THE EXCUSE

514
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,643
TO TELL ME
HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT ME?!

515
00:19:42,144 --> 00:19:44,056
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
JULES.

516
00:19:44,056 --> 00:19:47,730
[ Crying ]
THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT!

517
00:19:49,352 --> 00:19:51,614
♪ OH, WHO-O-O-A ♪
OH! OH, AND ONE MORE THING.

518
00:19:51,614 --> 00:19:54,116
YOUR DAD AND I LENT
TRAV AND LAURIE ENOUGH MONEY

519
00:19:54,116 --> 00:19:55,988
TO PUT A DOWN PAYMENT
ON A HOUSE.

520
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:57,320
THEY MOVE IN NEXT WEEK.

521
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,702
RIGHT THERE.

522
00:19:59,702 --> 00:20:01,033
[ CHUCKLES ]

523
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,285
YAY.

524
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:04,867
WELCOME TO THE ISLAND!

525
00:20:04,867 --> 00:20:08,541
♪ LIVE FOREVER ♪

526
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:13,376
THIS IS
THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!
♪ EVER AFTER ♪

527
00:20:13,376 --> 00:20:15,968
♪ THIS IS... ♪

528
00:20:15,968 --> 00:20:18,381
YOU KNOW, ALL OF US HERE
DRINKING WINE,

529
00:20:18,381 --> 00:20:20,593
I'M HAVING
THE WEIRDEST DéJà VIEW.

530
00:20:20,593 --> 00:20:22,345
OH, IT'S DéJà VU.

531
00:20:22,345 --> 00:20:24,266
IT'S FRENCH.
IT'S STUPID.

532
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,479
IF YOU FEEL LIKE
YOU'VE SEEN SOMETHING BEFORE,

533
00:20:26,479 --> 00:20:28,391
IT SHOULD BE DéJà VIEW.

534
00:20:28,391 --> 00:20:30,653
HERE IT COMES.
CHANGE APPROVED.

535
00:20:30,653 --> 00:20:33,065
[ LAUGHTER ]

536
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,197
DO YOU GUYS EVER WONDER
IF THIS IS WHAT

537
00:20:35,197 --> 00:20:37,400
WE'LL BE DOING
FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES?

538
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,861
I MEAN, WE'RE ALL ADULTS,

539
00:20:38,861 --> 00:20:41,163
SO THE ODDS ARE, NOT THAT MUCH
IS GONNA CHANGE.

540
00:20:41,163 --> 00:20:43,576
WE'RE GONNA PROBABLY DO THIS
FOR THE REST OF OUR YEARS,

541
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:50,543
JUST DRINKING WINE
AND HANGING OUT, DOING NOTHING.
♪ THIS IS MY GOODBYE ♪

542
00:20:50,543 --> 00:20:52,545
WE ARE SO LUCKY.

543
00:20:54,797 --> 00:20:56,799
CHEERS!
CHEERS!

544
00:20:56,799 --> 00:21:00,723
♪ OOOOOOOH ♪

545
00:21:00,723 --> 00:21:05,057
♪ OOOH ♪

546
00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:08,891
♪ OOOOOOOH ♪

547
00:21:08,891 --> 00:21:12,435
♪ OOOH ♪

548
00:21:12,435 --> 00:21:16,939
♪ WHO-O-O-A ♪

549
00:21:16,939 --> 00:21:20,282
♪ OOOOOOOH ♪

550
00:21:20,282 --> 00:21:24,907
♪ WHO-O-O-A ♪