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No.
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Has it been a year already?
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♪ You're a grand old flag,
you're a high-flying flag ♪
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♪ And forever in peace may you wave ♪
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We love the Fourth of July.
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It's the perfect holiday.
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You get to cook outside,
blow stuff up, wear shorts.
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Easter should be taking notes.
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♪ Keep your eyes
on the grand old flag ♪
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That was longer than I remember.
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Hello?
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Joe, you should be thankful
that you live in this country.
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I spent half of my childhood
in a Banana Republic.
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It was the only store in my village
that had air-conditioner.
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Yes, Mr. President.
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Yes, sir, I'd be honored to,
sir. Thank you.
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Amazing news.
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The grand marshal for today's
parade just got #MeToo'd,
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and they need me to fill in.
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Jay, I'm so happy for you!
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So, now the only thing left
on your bucket list
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is to bare-knuckle fight a Russian!
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Ay!
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And Manny's gonna be back home
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from his big road trip
just in time for the parade.
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He's been gone for so long.
I can't wait to see him.
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That's great!
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We'll have the whole family
back together with me
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to ride in the convertible LeBaron.
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Joe, how's your parade wave?
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We'll work on it.
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♪ Every heart beats true ♪
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♪ For the red, white, and blue ♪
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♪ Where there's never a... ♪
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Modern Family
Season 10 Episode 01
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"I Love a Parade"
== resynced by Brach_Movic aka GilangPC ==
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More!
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Yeah. I've got time to help you.
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Look at your cousin being so sweet
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and helping out a friend.
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Such a weak little coward.
Are we done yet?
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No. It's a really big bridge.
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Or maybe you're just a really tiny man.
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Things were going great
on my cross-country drive
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until I fell behind schedule
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after I developed a perfectly
rational, fact-based fear
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of driving over bridges.
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I called Cam for support
since he taught driver's ed,
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- but he wasn't around.
- What?
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Turns out a strong verbal lashing
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was exactly what I needed
to get me across that bridge
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and the many others that cover
this country like a cancer.
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Okay, Cal. Let's say hi to Mommy.
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- Say, "Hi, Mommy!"
- Whoa, whoa.
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if I'm in that shot, back up
a-and turn the lights down.
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We had Chinese food last night.
I look like a blowfish.
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Okay, you know what, Mitchell?
It's not about you.
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I promised we would send a video of Cal
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to my sister for her birthday,
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and that was a week ago,
so we got to get it done.
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We have been watching
my big-for-his-age nephew Cal
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while my sister Pameron is...
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is back in Missouri
paying off a little debt.
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To society. She's in prison.
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For a tiny parole violation.
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She tried something on in a store
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and accidentally walked out.
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It was another woman's purse.
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The silver lining is,
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Cal is benefiting from
our parenting experience.
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Mitchell is molding young Cal's brain
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while I handle the young boy's body.
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It's a miracle we're not in prison.
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Yeah.
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Okay, let's sing the alphabet for Mommy.
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Come on, you and I worked on this.
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6!
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You know, I think I put
so much information in there,
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it's getting jumbled up on the way out.
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Well, let's... let's do
some of your stuff.
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Throw him a ball or something.
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Okay, yeah. That's a great idea.
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Okay, on the count of 3, Cal.
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Are you ready? 1, 2, 3!
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Okay.
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All right, um... well, hugs!
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Hey, how about a hug?
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Aww. He is such a good hugger.
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Okay, here's the thing...
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football camp started when Cal came.
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Then I was laid up
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because of that dinner
at Absolutely Crabulous.
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Well, don't worry. I've been
slacking on my end, too.
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Yeah, but I've been telling Pam
that Cal is thriving here.
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We can't send her a video
of him reciting his AB6s!
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- I wonder...
- Go on. I'm in.
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Is it possible to shoot him in a way
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that makes him look better than he is?
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Honey, are you kidding?
Vin Diesel's a movie star.
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Anything's possible with editing.
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What do you got there?
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Just choosing some classes
for college.
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This one looks interesting.
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"In this intensive"... Nope.
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Drop that!
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Game day, buddy.
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For the first time ever,
Luke and I are taking part
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in the sport of kings,
the savory science.
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We're teamed in a parent/child
hot-dog-eating contest.
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We've been training for weeks,
and I'm proud to say that Luke,
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like his old man, is blessed
with a dogger's mouth.
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I felt something tear inside.
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Push through it.
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You'll thank me when you start
to feel the gorger's high.
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Aah! What the hell?!
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Is the hot dog making you angry?
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An angry stomach is 12% larger. Boo!
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I think we've got a real shot
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to take down Rhonda and Thandie Hodak.
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But they're undefeated.
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I guess that makes us "under-dogs."
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How long
you been sitting on that one?
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Not as long as you've been
sitting on that couch.
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Hey, hey.
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Can I get in on that floor bagel?
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Alex decided to take off
some time earlier this summer,
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and, like everything else she does,
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she did it a little too well.
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Who's there? Did you bring food?
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Tomatoes.
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But they won't be ready for six weeks.
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You have a backup?
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Well, I fell asleep on my phone,
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and I think my face ordered another one.
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You know, do you want to join me?
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You go back to work in a few weeks.
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You'll regret it
if you don't relax a little.
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Okay. Sure.
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The... This can wait 10 minutes
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until I get him into the ground, right?
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Can you scratch my nose?
I feel like you're closer.
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Okay, up on the table
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for a little stomach massage
and heckler prep.
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Hey, gals, things haven't
been going that great
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between me and Arvin,
and he's stopping by
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to say goodbye
before leaving for Switzerland.
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Could you take off the onesies
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and make it look like we don't
live in an insane asylum?
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You suck! You eat like a moron!
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My God! It's like you want Arvin
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to throw his return ticket off an Alp!
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No wonder she's so stressed.
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She's wearing, like, a seven-sie.
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Haley. Fancy meeting you here.
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Wait, why? I-I live here.
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No, I-I know. I was...
I was making a joke.
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It was stupid.
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No, it... it wasn't stupid.
It was funny.
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Well, you didn't laugh.
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Well, do it again. I'll laugh this time.
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I'd rather not.
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Sorry. I'm just, um, a little...
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I'm really nervous,
and I feel like this goodbye
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has so much pressure on it.
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So let's just relax
and be with each other.
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I actually have to go.
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No, seriously.
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I misread my itinerary,
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and I have to get to the airport.
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No! So, this is it?
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This is goodbye?
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I'm afraid so.
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I'm gonna miss you.
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I'll miss you, too.
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Aww.
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That's my car. I should probably...
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Okay.
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Well... goodbye, Haley.
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Love you.
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Love you, too.
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Is he gone?
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- Yeah?
- Good.
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No one wants old fuddy-duddy dad
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ruining the big romantic moment.
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I'll be upstairs
hiding in Luke's closet.
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All right. There we go, Cal.
Chew the peanut butter.
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See? Now, with editing,
we can make it look like
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he's saying anything we want...
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numbers, the alphabet,
a joke about Jewish people.
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Pam loves those.
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Movie tricks come easy to me...
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you know, clowns
being naturals at deception.
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It's true...
a couple months into dating,
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Cam told me he was a clown,
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did a little performance for me,
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and I... I did feel deceived.
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Okay, now, when I say "action,"
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Cal's gonna throw me the ball.
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You're gonna walk backwards,
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and then in editing, I'll reverse it
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to make it look like
Cal's catching the ball
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and you're walking normally.
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Why am I even in it at all?
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Remind me of something,
Mitchell... is the best art made
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by a million voices chiming in
or one man with a single vision?
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Okay, and we lay in the piano later.
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♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪
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♪ How I wonder what you are ♪
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- I have to pee!
- He has to pee.
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- Okay, he has to pee.
- Yep.
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All right. Take five!
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Lily, this is our first cut,
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so if you see anything wonky,
let us know.
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Hello, Mommy.
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Happy birthday.
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1 plus 1 is 2.
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Simple math.
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I can catch a ball.
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How'd you miss the cat?
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I didn't. That take was your best walk.
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That is gold.
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Why the giant bottle of wine?
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It's for perspective,
and nobody's asking that question.
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- Didn't I just ask it?
- Cam.
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Yeah, I know. It's certified rotten.
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Luke.
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He's only getting 1/3 of the dog
on his first bite.
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Anything less than half,
and you're playing for second.
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Well, the good news is,
the Fourth is weeks away.
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Um...
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it's... it's today.
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Toda... June...?
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Yeah... gone.
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There you are!
It's almost time for our show.
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- Wait... what are you wearing?
- Clothes?
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I got to get back into school mode
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before I lose my edge.
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Mom, you might want to think
about rejoining life
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before your brain freezes, too.
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Yeah,
don't you worry about...
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me.
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What's that?
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Um...
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Listen.
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No dad wants to have this talk
with his son, but...
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you're just not eating enough hot dogs.
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I'm sorry.
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For some reason,
I just... I can't focus.
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I think what Luke is trying to say is,
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he's too old for this contest
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and he doesn't have the heart
to tell you.
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That's impossible. I'm an adult.
I'm still super into it.
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Yeah. My 20s should be
my prime hot-dog-eating years.
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That was just my first attempt.
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I'm gonna figure this out. Hang on.
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Despite what Alex says,
I have not lost my edge.
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Something just clicked.
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Fine. You're right... it's college.
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- It is?
- Yeah.
260
00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,540
I'm distracted because
I'm feeling some pressure
261
00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,260
on which classes to take.
262
00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:23,530
But don't worry.
I'm gonna figure it out.
263
00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,430
Wow. How could you tell?
264
00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:30,960
I'm just a... perceptive guy.
265
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,140
I wasn't talking about Luke.
The clicking was in my jaw.
266
00:10:33,170 --> 00:10:36,130
My old TMJ injury was back,
thanks to all the training.
267
00:10:36,170 --> 00:10:38,040
I got it in college
when I bet my roommate
268
00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:40,870
I could out-Frisbee-catch
his golden retriever.
269
00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:42,770
And guess who wo... Aah!
270
00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:46,300
Aw.
271
00:10:46,330 --> 00:10:48,100
Arvin and I had the worst goodbye.
272
00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:50,570
It's been such a weird
past couple months.
273
00:10:50,610 --> 00:10:51,700
That long?
274
00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:53,640
It feels like it all started
in the hospital,
275
00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:54,840
after I told him I loved him.
276
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,080
There you go.
277
00:10:56,110 --> 00:10:57,740
That's it. You pressured him.
278
00:10:57,780 --> 00:10:59,750
- Too much, too soon.
- Maybe.
279
00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:01,680
Something's not lining up.
280
00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,820
Okay, you're right.
281
00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:04,960
Seriously?!
282
00:11:04,990 --> 00:11:07,490
Something happened in the hospital
while Arvin was gone.
283
00:11:09,860 --> 00:11:10,930
Lost again?
284
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,260
No. This time, I meant to come back.
285
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:15,100
I have some pretty big news.
286
00:11:15,140 --> 00:11:17,470
You should probably be sitting for this.
287
00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:18,640
O... kay.
288
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:26,470
I lied.
289
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,140
I'm not married anymore.
290
00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:30,070
My wife left me for her ex-husband.
291
00:11:30,110 --> 00:11:31,540
I'm a divorcé.
292
00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:33,980
Why are you telling me this?
293
00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:36,680
Because I'm back in town,
I'm going to nursing school,
294
00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:38,750
and we might run into each other.
295
00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,190
I don't want to
spend the rest of my life
296
00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:42,120
pretending my wife is in the bathroom.
297
00:11:42,150 --> 00:11:45,250
Yeah, I would start to
worry about her after a while.
298
00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:47,220
Well, I'm sorry it didn't work out.
299
00:11:47,770 --> 00:11:50,670
It's okay. I don't think
we ever really got each other.
300
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,240
Like, you know how when you and I
used to go to concerts,
301
00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:55,870
we used to just look
at each other and know...
302
00:11:55,890 --> 00:11:57,510
It was time for me
to get on your shoulders
303
00:11:57,530 --> 00:11:58,670
and throw my bra at the drummer.
304
00:11:58,700 --> 00:11:59,760
Yeah.
305
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,730
Like, you probably
have that with Arvin, right?
306
00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:03,270
- Definitely.
- That's awesome.
307
00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:04,330
With my wife,
308
00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:07,870
she's pretty and smart and a doctor.
309
00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:09,910
But if you're always telling yourself
310
00:12:09,950 --> 00:12:11,110
how lucky you are,
311
00:12:11,150 --> 00:12:13,220
it's probably because
you're afraid to ask yourself
312
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,450
how happy you are.
313
00:12:14,490 --> 00:12:16,220
Right?
314
00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:18,290
I brought ice chips.
315
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,220
Or are they ice fries here?
316
00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:23,890
Ha.
317
00:12:25,510 --> 00:12:27,710
I can't believe Dylan got into my head.
318
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:29,710
I can't believe
he got into nursing school.
319
00:12:32,950 --> 00:12:34,200
That's the biggest one they got?
320
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,790
Yes, and I'm not going back again.
321
00:12:37,070 --> 00:12:39,120
Have you seen Manny? I've been
looking all over for him.
322
00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:40,310
I don't see him.
323
00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:42,680
I've been here,
busy inspecting the troops.
324
00:12:42,710 --> 00:12:44,810
Young lady, could you
straighten that hat?
325
00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:46,980
Sir, that... that horn
could use a shine.
326
00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,220
Haircut.
327
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,160
Gloria, if this goes well,
in a couple of months,
328
00:12:50,190 --> 00:12:51,850
I'll be lighting
the town Christmas tree.
329
00:12:51,890 --> 00:12:54,020
- Take that, Dad!
- You know what is weird?
330
00:12:54,060 --> 00:12:56,560
After so many years
at Carnaval,
331
00:12:56,590 --> 00:12:59,130
to be at a parade
with people fully dressed.
332
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,630
Gloria, focus.
333
00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:02,260
You've got a big role in this.
334
00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:05,280
After I cut the ribbon,
it's your job to fire off the cannon.
335
00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:07,450
That's the signal for everybody
to start marching.
336
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,650
But isn't the grand marshal's job
to fire the cannon?
337
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:11,980
So the ribbon cuts itself?
338
00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:13,660
Gloria, what you don't know
about parades...
339
00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:14,750
Wait, wait.
340
00:13:14,790 --> 00:13:17,320
Papi! Hello.
341
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,590
Are you coming?
The parade is about to start.
342
00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:21,590
Hey! Jay!
343
00:13:21,950 --> 00:13:23,080
Hey, Tom! How's it going?
344
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:26,190
Great, actually.
My wife and I, we're back together.
345
00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:28,990
I... Well, not exactly.
I mean, we're going on dates.
346
00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:30,270
- We're hoping to recapture...
- Yeah, yeah.
347
00:13:30,290 --> 00:13:31,460
I want to hear all about it,
348
00:13:31,490 --> 00:13:33,460
but I think the local paper
needs a photo.
349
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,930
O-Of course. Yeah.
350
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,330
Gloria, get in the shot.
351
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,600
Gloria.
352
00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:41,470
But you promised
that you were going to come.
353
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,200
Just shoot. No, go ahead... shoot it.
354
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,870
What? Okay.
355
00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:46,010
No, no, not yet!
356
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,880
Damn it, Gloria! It's not cutting!
357
00:13:51,910 --> 00:13:53,250
These aren't lefties!
358
00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:58,920
Grand-marshal. Take that, Grandpa!
359
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,360
You must be on top of the world.
360
00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:01,740
Well, I'm putting on a brave face
361
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,380
for the good of the country,
but the truth is,
362
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,100
we did not get off to a great start.
363
00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:06,900
Gloria is not on her game today,
364
00:14:06,940 --> 00:14:08,010
and I'm afraid she's gonna forget
365
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,300
to lead the standing ovation
after my speech.
366
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,580
In fact, I'm tagging you in.
367
00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:14,610
Your cue is "pursuit of happiness."
368
00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:16,530
And if you could sell it,
a "bravo" would be nice.
369
00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:18,780
Okay. I-I know what's wrong with Gloria.
370
00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:20,860
This is a big day for you,
and she's feeling left out.
371
00:14:20,890 --> 00:14:21,920
No, that's not it.
372
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:22,990
Damn it.
373
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:25,050
You're not getting here till tomorrow?
374
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,720
How does your name
even have the word "man" in it?
375
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:28,780
Something just clicked.
376
00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:30,180
- Jaw trouble?
- No!
377
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:33,290
She was just on with Manny,
who's not coming.
378
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,490
Don't Gloria and Manny have
some Fourth of July tradition?
379
00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:37,820
Come to think of it,
380
00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:39,930
they share a slice of apple pie
and watch the fireworks.
381
00:14:39,950 --> 00:14:42,190
They've been doing that
every year since he was born!
382
00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:45,820
Until this year,
which is why Gloria is upset.
383
00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:46,990
- Yes!
- You're right!
384
00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:48,530
I let the sash go to my head.
385
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:49,800
I never should have brought it!
386
00:14:49,830 --> 00:14:51,230
I can help you out,
387
00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:53,140
but you're gonna have to give up
on your little speech thing.
388
00:14:53,170 --> 00:14:55,110
Hey, kid. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where'd you get the fireworks?
389
00:14:55,130 --> 00:14:57,300
- You a cop?
- Co...
390
00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:59,300
There's a stand in
the grocery store parking lot.
391
00:14:59,340 --> 00:15:00,800
But he's closing up.
392
00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:02,920
You get the fireworks and the apple pie.
393
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,260
I will take care of Manny.
394
00:15:04,290 --> 00:15:06,190
I am back. I am really back!
395
00:15:06,230 --> 00:15:07,330
My car's blocked in.
396
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,670
All this traffic, I'll never make it.
397
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:09,930
Look at that... right there.
398
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,800
Check out! I'm a Shriner.
399
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:15,200
Cool! Listen, I need to borrow your car.
400
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,440
It's kind of an emergency.
401
00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:18,410
But my dad's excited
to see me in the parade.
402
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:19,780
He was a Tuskegee Airman.
403
00:15:19,810 --> 00:15:21,780
Maybe the minute you stop trying so hard
404
00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:23,410
is the minute he'll start loving you.
405
00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:25,130
Now hop out of there
and go clear a path for me
406
00:15:25,150 --> 00:15:26,420
through those lawn chairs.
407
00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:28,370
- Come on. I'll help you out.
- But... I don't...
408
00:15:30,110 --> 00:15:32,240
How about this one, okay?
409
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,860
Maybe we'll get lucky
and he'll be good at this.
410
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,980
Okay, don't you think
this is a little hateful...
411
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:38,020
- waterboarding a clown for a prize?
- Come on.
412
00:15:38,050 --> 00:15:39,830
You guys spray each other
with seltzer all the time.
413
00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:41,200
That's between two consenting clowns.
414
00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:43,550
All right, one second. Let's get this.
415
00:15:43,590 --> 00:15:45,360
Okay, go ahead. Okay.
416
00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:47,960
- No. No. Wrong way, wrong way.
- Okay, all right, you got to...
417
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,680
- Okay, it's fine.
- You know what?
418
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:53,200
Maybe it's just time we admit to Pam
we haven't taught him a thing.
419
00:15:53,230 --> 00:15:55,970
You know, I just...
I don't want to let him down.
420
00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:58,620
I-I've come to really enjoy
having him around.
421
00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:00,090
I know, I know. Me too.
422
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,820
But it's not like
we're bad at parenting.
423
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:04,490
I mean, Lily turned out to be
a smart, sensitive little girl.
424
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,130
You're a disgrace to this family!
425
00:16:07,170 --> 00:16:09,570
I don't think you heard me.
I'm over the bridge.
426
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,830
I know. Now we're just catching up.
427
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,700
Sorry I didn't win.
428
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:16,070
No, no, no. You don't
have to apologize, okay?
429
00:16:16,110 --> 00:16:17,240
No, no, you did just great.
430
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,710
We're the ones
who need to do better.
431
00:16:19,890 --> 00:16:21,760
And you know what? You give great hugs.
432
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,660
Hey. We taught him that.
433
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:26,010
Well, too bad it isn't exactly a skill.
434
00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:27,670
Yeah. Or is it?
435
00:16:29,170 --> 00:16:30,570
Mutton busting?!
436
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:31,670
Why? What is that?
437
00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:34,310
It's a sheep rodeo for kids.
438
00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:36,270
It's like you didn't even
have a childhood.
439
00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:37,740
Come on!
440
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:40,950
The hot dog contest is about to begin.
441
00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:42,540
Sorry I'm not in worse shape for this.
442
00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:45,080
Don't worry about it, buddy.
You've had a lot on your mind.
443
00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:46,810
Any luck choosing your courses?
444
00:16:46,850 --> 00:16:48,010
Not yet.
445
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,090
I don't really want
to talk about that right now.
446
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,730
Maybe you're putting
too much pressure on...
447
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,650
It's more than just
picking classes, okay?
448
00:16:53,690 --> 00:16:55,800
Can we just drop it and focus
on what we're doing here?
449
00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,690
Yeah. Of course.
450
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,790
Exciting to be in the competition?
451
00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:06,270
Instead of sitting up in the bleachers,
like the last three years?
452
00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:07,420
I guess.
453
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,360
Scary, sure, but it does feel good
454
00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:10,960
putting our butts on the line.
455
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,160
You lose 100%
456
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,060
of the hot-dog-eating contests
you don't enter.
457
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,970
Dad, I know what your bumper sticker is,
458
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,800
and I know
what you're trying to do here.
459
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,240
But college is different.
460
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:22,240
I mean, you screw up at community
college, you're out of options.
461
00:17:22,370 --> 00:17:23,830
You're not gonna screw it up.
462
00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:26,470
I've messed up
a lot of things in my life.
463
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,840
I'm scared I'll do it again.
464
00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:29,640
- Good.
- What?
465
00:17:29,670 --> 00:17:30,910
Being scared means you care.
466
00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:34,240
Maybe... Maybe that's what's
been missing in the past.
467
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,110
It's the biggest thing
I've ever tried to do.
468
00:17:36,150 --> 00:17:38,350
Contestants, ready position.
469
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:39,950
Just take it one step at a time.
470
00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:42,720
Don't worry about the 50
to hopefully 75 hot dogs
471
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:43,780
you're gonna eat.
472
00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:45,620
Just worry about
the dog in front of you.
473
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:48,790
And wet the buns.
474
00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:49,960
Eat!
475
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,630
Are we sure this is safe?
My gosh, yes.
476
00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:55,110
The kids love it, the sheep love it.
477
00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:57,700
And I'm pretty sure it's too late.
478
00:17:57,740 --> 00:18:00,370
- Whoa!
- Hang on, Cal! Keep hugging!
479
00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:02,140
My gosh. Pam is gonna be so excited.
480
00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:04,140
He's already busting
at a first-grade level.
481
00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:09,850
Better get an X-ray.
You got trampled pretty bad.
482
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,820
Looks like that ankle's broken.
483
00:18:13,390 --> 00:18:14,590
Really, Jerry?
484
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,960
Haley? What are you doing here?
485
00:18:18,570 --> 00:18:19,850
Well, you tweeted you were working,
486
00:18:19,870 --> 00:18:21,620
the water tower's in the back
of your Instagram story,
487
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:22,750
and you just left a Yelp rating
488
00:18:22,780 --> 00:18:24,050
for that falafel place
around the corner,
489
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,250
so I figured out where you were.
490
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,280
Could you please stop
being so obsessed with me?
491
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:28,380
Wait... what?
492
00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:30,410
That thing that you said
at the hospital?
493
00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:32,550
How if a person felt lucky
to be in a relationship,
494
00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:34,230
that means that
they couldn't really be happy?
495
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:35,620
Obviously, you did that
496
00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:37,070
to try and ruin what I have with Arvin,
497
00:18:37,090 --> 00:18:38,830
because you're not over me.
498
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,630
I seriously don't know whether to laugh
499
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,800
or check you for a spider bite.
500
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,640
I'm sorry that you're
questioning your relationship,
501
00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:45,730
but it's not my fault.
502
00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,440
Just admit it!
503
00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:49,700
You said that
to try and get back with me.
504
00:18:50,070 --> 00:18:52,440
Look, in my heart of hearts...
505
00:18:52,470 --> 00:18:54,710
which does not exist, by the way...
506
00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:57,540
yeah, I still think about us.
We were great.
507
00:18:57,580 --> 00:18:59,510
- Aha!
- Nuh-ha!
508
00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:00,890
You're the one who drove across town,
509
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,480
paid $12 for parking
510
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,220
and then an additional $2
for the yellow wristband
511
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,950
for beer and medical tent access.
512
00:19:08,090 --> 00:19:10,190
It sounds like
you're the one who's into me.
513
00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:11,660
You're crazy.
514
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,330
There's no crime in wondering
515
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,400
if we might still be good together.
516
00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:18,100
I still see us together
in my mind's eye...
517
00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:20,500
- which, by the way, doesn't exist.
- I can't hear it again.
518
00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:24,270
Diagnosis... nothing.
519
00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:35,320
How was the parade?
520
00:19:35,350 --> 00:19:36,980
I had something more important to do.
521
00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:38,190
Apple pie?
522
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,090
I got a few weird looks
at the drive-through,
523
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:43,920
but it was worth it to
help keep your tradition alive.
524
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,730
You mean Manny and me?
525
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,540
It's not gonna happen, because...
526
00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:49,010
I've got that covered, too.
527
00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:52,450
♪ Ta-da! ♪
528
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,520
Hi, Mom! I miss you!
529
00:19:54,550 --> 00:19:55,980
Jay! That's perfect!
530
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,320
It's not perfect yet.
531
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,700
Should we really give the dangerous job
532
00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:03,890
to my only smart one?
533
00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:05,730
♪
534
00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:11,500
Happy Fourth of July, Papi!
535
00:20:11,530 --> 00:20:13,700
I'll be home soon... before you know it.
536
00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:14,940
"Thomas Jefferson,
537
00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:16,940
who was sort of
the grand marshal of his time,
538
00:20:16,970 --> 00:20:19,610
believed this country should be
a place where people are free
539
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,310
to pursue happiness and a better life,
540
00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:26,210
where we can set our sights on the stars
541
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,180
and, with hard work and determination...
542
00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:31,890
...make the impossible a reality.
543
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,020
No!
544
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:35,490
Because Americans
don't run from challenges.
545
00:20:35,530 --> 00:20:36,790
We embrace them.
546
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,930
God bless America.
547
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,030
Hold for applause."
548
00:20:43,070 --> 00:20:44,600
That would've killed, right?
549
00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:46,170
Bravo!
550
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,840
You know, I gave up a lot today.
You could mean it.
551
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,920
Never too late to start training
for next year!
552
00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:55,960
Let's loosen up first
with some exercises.
553
00:20:55,990 --> 00:20:59,520
Lamalick. Dizzy Gillespie. Tiffy pop it.
554
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,960
Hold it.
555
00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:03,480
- And out. Tiffy...
- Dad, I don't think I can ever eat
556
00:21:03,510 --> 00:21:04,700
another hot dog again.
557
00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:07,140
Yeah, I thought you might feel this way.
558
00:21:07,590 --> 00:21:10,090
- Hey, you there?
- What?
559
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,640
We're having some trouble getting
these bad boys down.
560
00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:14,860
I'm not surprised, you pathetic losers.
561
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,620
You two disgust me more
than what's in those hot dogs.
562
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,900
What's the hold up?
563
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,790
Are we saving our bodies
for bikini season, ladies?
564
00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:25,250
- She's good.
- She better be. She's expensive.
565
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:30,280
== resynced by Brach_Movic aka GilangPC ==